Just realized that all of Larry's 'unwritten rules' revolve around fairness and equal treatment of everyone lol ironically the most sensitive and empathetic character on the show
Mmm...not sure about that. I, for one, don’t think about people’s inability to differentiate between real and faux lobster while I’m having sex. Mother abhors all talk of crustaceans during coitus.
“You don’t want to be buried next to me when you’re dead?! I can assume you don’t want to be next to me when you’re alive!...I’ll see you at the concert.” Lol.
Larry and Richard arguing about who’s going and staying just made me laugh , I’m recovering from surgery and laughter is the best medicine, thanks Larry
It's not just Larry. In every scene, it's like everybody has Asperger's , where the slightest topic starts everybody in the whole freaking series just starts screaming at the top of their voice, over nothing at all. And the ironic thing is, that is what always happens in improv comedy when they don't have any Talent, they just start bickering and screaming. Then they act like the show is so great because it's Improv! That's the stupid thing about the series, the audience doesn't know the difference between good comedy and bad Improv. It should just be called "Curb Your screaming." Every sketch is the same way, an argument starts, everybody starts screaming at the top of their voice, and then it just Fades out to another scene by playing that stupid polka music. Then they keep doing that, leading up to the final screaming match.
moyop85 This also appeared Seinfeld when Jerry was asked by the actress whether Elaine talked during sex. He mentioned her chattiness it that situation
Chit chat? ...what's that? I mean, what's the deal here? You're either chatting or not, what's the chit? Can you just chit without the chat? Chat is short why do we need to all off a sudden make it even SHORTER? What about a Chit-Talk? No that wouldn't makes sense, just like chit chat. The whole thing is ridiculous.
I have to say, i agree with Larry, this is cut and dry, you're either anonymous or not... Ted Danson pretending to be anonymous while telling people he did it defeats the purpose of being anonymous... It's faux generosity and charity.
It’s like people who post pictures of the tip they leave or videos of them giving people things.. it’s attention seeking. It is a sickness. True charity is silent.
Michael J Fox is a bloody Canadian hero. Kept acting for years on Spin City hiding his illness. Now he's leaning into it and even using it in his comedy. Bless him and bless LD. Both are legends of TV & comedy.
What they actually do in China it is they don't give your children any school benefits so the parents always abort because they want their children to have an education
The part where Larry said he stays till the end, goes down with the ship, keeps the captain company. That part really inspired me to see things through. Maybe even keep friends that I don’t like. Definitely finish books I started reading.
My first comment about Mr.Larry David and his show yes I’ve seen it many times when it first came out, I didn’t just now crawl out from some large boulder, but this is the first time that I am going to make a comment about him and his show; My God he can make a stick on the sidewalk funny!!!
You're always taught the customer is always right. When in fact the customer is usually a moron and an asshole! This may be the truest statement ever in the world
whenever larry and richard lewis interact on this show u can see that lewis is seconds away from busting out laughing at any given time lmao
It's funny because no matter how serious their conversation is, they always sneak in some hilarity. They have the best chemistry on the show.
Well that’s tru but sometimes Richard does seem to care. He worries about Larry sometimes. He even sometimes has…bowel concern.
They both know each other
@@dermotmcdermott469 you don't say
the porpoise line lol
larry david yelling shut the fuck up really cracked me up for some reason
That reason is because it's funny!
I have seen a few interviews , Larry said he tries to save F bombs so when he uses them they are more effective
@@micfit6699 Love when shows do that. Bojack Horseman did the same thing, except only once per season and never for comedy.
Susie shouting...Get the fuck out of my house...trumps L.D.
Agreed
Just realized that all of Larry's 'unwritten rules' revolve around fairness and equal treatment of everyone lol ironically the most sensitive and empathetic character on the show
that’s the whole point!!
"Well, maybe they don't execute you, but they give you a good dressing down."😂
From execution to dressing down, perfection
"well maybe not execute but they give you a good dressing down" lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
"They kill the baby?!"
I love how Larry was totally sure of what he was saying ("Not the baby, idiot! They kill the parents!") even though he had no idea.
Actually I think in China you’re allowed only one baby not two
they execute the baby 🤣
I can't think of another person I relate to more than Larry David.
Ron Swanson
Karl Pinkington
Karl Pilkington. The British Larry!
So you are an asshole that says whatever is in your mind without a second thought?
@@randy4443 you don’t watch the show. He tries very hard AND is always apologizing. Your welcome.
"I have friends who i hate but i stick around till they die" "thats who i am, i am the guy who keeps the captain company"
Thanks Larry - Captain
It is sheer brilliance hhahaha
Lmao that's my favorite clip in this entire vid
"The costumer is usually a moron and an asshole." Truer words have never been spoken. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
“I stay till the end, till they’re dead..I go down with the ship” Larry David
😂😂😂😂
Lol that is the best "SHUT THE FUCK UP" of all time to the secretary.
+jonnies Without doubt.
+jonnies im so glad someone else enjoys that scene as much me!
the best haha
+jonnies NAH the bes "SHUT THE FUCK UP" is when he says it to Susie's daughter for waking him up singing.
it is the best "shut the FUCK up" in history.
Susie is always throwing Larry out of her house lmao! 😂
And he always finds his way back in
Larry David is the human embodiment of what everybody is thinking.
pedro caro that was always the point with the title of the show.
Karl Pinkington
Mmm...not sure about that. I, for one, don’t think about people’s inability to differentiate between real and faux lobster while I’m having sex. Mother abhors all talk of crustaceans during coitus.
Yes, that's called sperg rage. Rational adults can curb their enthusiasm.
I really aspire to be more like him....
The thing I love about Curb are the words that are used in the show like: "bowel-concerns" "sampling-privileges" "colon-contest"
I see is as a sequel to Seinfeld's antidentite, sponge-worthy, double-dip...
You forgot schmohawk
"Stop-and-chit chat" hello
"Tickle in my anus" is my favourite.
Fanfare
“You don’t want to be buried next to me when you’re dead?! I can assume you don’t want to be next to me when you’re alive!...I’ll see you at the concert.” Lol.
What a little Yenta lol
What business is a yenta in? Yours!
Larry aged better than anyone else. Like the Picard of comedy.
"I don't need her bowel concern!" 😂😂
Haha just as I read this, Larry said it 😂😂
“Larry, you’re angry”. Steve Coogans delivery is perfect!
Larry and Richard arguing about who’s going and staying just made me laugh , I’m recovering from surgery and laughter is the best medicine, thanks Larry
The anonymous episode killed me 🤣🤣🤣 'It's fake philanthropy and faux anonymity '🤣🤣
Is there any human interaction that Larry David can't turn into a heated argument? I don't think so.
justifiably so, though, more often than not
The best is that these are nearly all his closest friends. He’s the worlds biggest asshole and I love it.
And also how a heated argument can turn into a light hearted bogus fact finding conversation.
@@kenc5999 you're gay
It's not just Larry. In every scene, it's like everybody has Asperger's , where the slightest topic starts everybody in the whole freaking series just starts screaming at the top of their voice, over nothing at all.
And the ironic thing is, that is what always happens in improv comedy when they don't have any Talent, they just start bickering and screaming.
Then they act like the show is so great because it's Improv! That's the stupid thing about the series, the audience doesn't know the difference between good comedy and bad Improv. It should just be called "Curb Your screaming."
Every sketch is the same way, an argument starts, everybody starts screaming at the top of their voice, and then it just Fades out to another scene by playing that stupid polka music. Then they keep doing that, leading up to the final screaming match.
"Maybe they don't kill you, but they give you a good dressing down." Best line of the show.
If people were only as considerate about life as Larry is, world could be a better place.
"Yea, her girlfriend Ted" lmao
What a little Yenta!
"Well maybe they don't execute but they give you a good dressing down". That's absolutely great :-D
"I hit you in the thigh you big baby."
"Long balls."
Bahahahahahahahaha.
😂😂
,,,,there's not enough fingers left on my hands to count the number of times Suzy told Larry to get the F*****K out of her house,,,lol
Freaking yenta bitch
She's hilarious.
"Larry David Pissed Off" could be the name of the show
Larry talks during sex but it's not dirty talk.. It's just chit-chat.
moyop85 This also appeared Seinfeld when Jerry was asked by the actress whether Elaine talked during sex. He mentioned her chattiness it that situation
Who can’t tell the difference betweenreal crab and fake crab?
That one episode they were talking about Steve Bannon. 🤔
I would love it if during sex my wife brought up sn interesting subject like mock/real crab.
Chit chat? ...what's that? I mean, what's the deal here? You're either chatting or not, what's the chit? Can you just chit without the chat? Chat is short why do we need to all off a sudden make it even SHORTER? What about a Chit-Talk? No that wouldn't makes sense, just like chit chat. The whole thing is ridiculous.
“You’ve abused your sampling privileges!” 😂😂
"The customer is usually a moron and an asshole."
Ohhhhhhh- on behalf of all people in the service industry (retail, etc.), THANK YOU, LARRY!!!!!!
“No one will take this money, I couldn’t give it to a bum”
That tiptoe argument is hilarious and brilliant
'Let him out Larry!'
Only after 20 times ive noticed Leon shouting that hilarious sentence.
Comedy gold 😭
larry david is nothing short of a genuis, this show is so funny, he's a hero
Because on TV you could to be an asshole with no consequences
He's my comedic hero. He just does the exact opposite of everyone else...I respect that
Ugh
Agree he’s a hero!
Larry says everything we all truly want to say....
How's he not get beat up? lol
Rich and powerful plus famous 😂
6:28 lmao... "i'm a good apple, humph humph."
Long Ball Larry
Long ass balls!
Long Balls
Change ya draws
Don't abuse your sample privileges.
I watch theese before I call to the costumers service, to get all riled up
best comment
Thank you! I really do that. You shoud try next time you call
The real crab, fake crab bit is goddam hilarious. I am literally pissing my pants
))))
I have to say, i agree with Larry, this is cut and dry, you're either anonymous or not...
Ted Danson pretending to be anonymous while telling people he did it defeats the purpose of being anonymous...
It's faux generosity and charity.
Of course, that's the whole point. Ted was virtue signaling.
And it's fake philanthropy
It’s like people who post pictures of the tip they leave or videos of them giving people things.. it’s attention seeking. It is a sickness. True charity is silent.
Ted is the most pretentious
Ted sucks
"Long Balls." LMAO
This show is priceless..Richard Lewis is awesome, for MANY reasons too.
+mixer14316 he's perfect
7:08 Thick, presidential, Kennedy hair......the worst kind of betrayal......LMAO
lol
The word 'fanfare' has never sounded funnier.
You can relate to most of what Larry David goes through.
Who else is bingeing on Curb to get through social isolation?
You already know what’s going on.
Leon: "Let him out, Larry." Dead. Lmao!
When I call people a “shhmo-hawk” they don’t know what I’m referring to, and I love it. 🎭
Larry has been cheering me up for years now. Comic genius.
Come on Shmohawk!
Glen Benton 2019 “Respect and dignity.”
Larry David is a rare legendary comedic genius.
“I DON’T WANT HER MONITORING MY BATHROOM HABITS!”
Colon concern
I never really got Ted Danson until he became a regular on this show. He and Larry are one of the best comedy teams of all time.
There is too much injustice in the world.... Thank god for Larry!!
I love the animosity towards Ted dansom carried over from Seinfeld
Ted Danson never appeared in Seinfeld. Not even one episode.
@@alanz3497 it's a reference to George wanting the same salary for the pilot as Ted Danson on Cheers.
@@yoyolebatteur “Tell him we want a new plane. The Ted Danson plane!”
@@alanz3497 He never appeared but George frequently referred to him in a rather hostile manner.
I’d like a soda
I’d like a soda
I’d like a soda
I’d like a soda
I’d like a soda
Michael J Fox is a bloody Canadian hero. Kept acting for years on Spin City hiding his illness. Now he's leaning into it and even using it in his comedy. Bless him and bless LD. Both are legends of TV & comedy.
Absolutely!
LMAO, only Larry David can start arguing about whether people should tell a real crab from a fake crab in the middle of a divorce talk.
I thought it was during sex
6:42 "Ima Ima good good apple, cha cha, good apple!" haha I was dying
10:16 Her “why?” is just absolutely perfect 😂😂😂
I'm still watching Larry at his best in 2020, still funny as flock
“ her girlfriend Ted” ...lol
"Ban him from the house. FUCK YOU, ban him from the house!!" 😅😂😆
"she has bowel concerns for you and I do too"
I'm the guy who keeps the captain company.
Larry David is hilarious, everytime he's pissed off is just true comedy. :)
Ooo. Super GIRL
Well maybe they don't execute, but they give a good dressing down.
What is exactly is a dressing down? Lol
+Valerie Pineda Dressing Down is an older expression. It means chewing someone out, lecturing them, calling them out, etc.
What they actually do in China it is they don't give your children any school benefits so the parents always abort because they want their children to have an education
Dat White Boi they do that if you have over two children ?
" my bathroom habits are none of your concern."
"They probably read gerbil magazine and your on the fucking front cover" LMAO Richard Lewis has some of the best punchlines on the show
The argument style on this show is hilarious
3:02-3:07 As a retail worker I totally agree with Larry!
"and in fact, the customer is usually a moron and an asshole!" Amen. 3:00
Accurate
Like the sample abuser.
"...that's how I want you to think about me... a guy who keeps the captain company." ha!
Ted Danson has the best toupees ever. Better than my dogs.
Lol awww
Larry and Leon together are my favorite duo!
BZComedy Channel always great to have an out there friend to bounce off of..❤️❤️🇨🇦🇨🇦
It's the delivery that makes it hysterical, not just by Larry but everyone in the cast.
"The customer is usually a moron and an asshole!"
So true
The part where Larry said he stays till the end, goes down with the ship, keeps the captain company. That part really inspired me to see things through. Maybe even keep friends that I don’t like. Definitely finish books I started reading.
LOL. Love this show and the arguments with L. David are funny as hell!
Best show ever ! please season 9 would be best Christmas gift ever !
This show should be called "Larry David Versus Social Convention and Etiquette"
Larry David is my spirit animal
Poor ted,
Imagine having a nice pleasant evening at home and all that madness arriving,
Two guests struggling with each other to leave 🤨🤣
My first comment about Mr.Larry David and his show yes I’ve seen it many times when it first came out, I didn’t just now crawl out from some large boulder, but this is the first time that I am going to make a comment about him and his show; My God he can make a stick on the sidewalk funny!!!
Epic account of the genius of Larry David !!
Leon "let em out Larry" 🤣
I’m not even the captain and I’m going down with the ship 🤣🤣
Shit always kills me b 😂
You're always taught the customer is always right. When in fact the customer is usually a moron and an asshole! This may be the truest statement ever in the world
Interaction between Larry and Richard and Larry and Susie. 😂😂😂😂
I agree with larry, 9 kids is enough.
Why tf does Leon have on a crop top😂😂😂
"You tiptoe" I'm cackling
I just love Suzies Brooklyn accent 😍....any swear word out her mouth 👄 is funny
"You drink more than a porpoise..."
The British guy was a great side character 😂
Steve Coogan - British comedian
Ted Danson is perfect on this show, a really great actor funny as hell...
holy crap, im going to be alone my entire life.... i agree with larry on everything.
RIP Richard Lewis - a true comedic genius - you'll be missed terribly. 😢