Everything Wrong With Jaws 2 in 18 Minutes or Less
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ส.ค. 2024
- Jaws 2 is probably not as bad as you remember. I mean... it's bad, but compared to what comes after it... ... anyway here are its sins.
Thursday: martial arts sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?
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Fun Fact: Marc Gilpin claims that when they were shooting one of the scenes on the makeshift raft of wrecked yachts, they were being circled by a real hammerhead shark. The actors were scared and began to scream and holler at the production crew, which was filming that particular scene from a distance. The crew was oblivious to the danger and assumed the actors were simply "in character" and gave them the thumbs up.
This is true. Funny thing is that some idiot reviewers have said that their screaming didn't seem realistic LOL
@@thechosenones4375 you doubt the power of stupid. Dolly Parton lost a Dolly Parton look a like contest by coming in second place. How the fuck the REAL DOLLY PARTON lost that is just beyond me.
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Aren't hammerheads docile? (Towards humans I mean)
@@criticitizen8749docile maneaters?
Scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat because if they fell forward they would land in the boat.
Underrated comment.
No matter how many times I hear this it will never not be funny
Sideways would produce a domino effect and only one diver would go in the water.
😂
Omfg 😆😆
The visual i just had 🤣🤣
One scene that always stood out to me and sticks in my mind is when Marge is eaten alive right in front of Sean with only a few feet between them. What a gruesome sight and memory to carry.
That was a great shot.
One of my favorite scenes in the movie ! Just savage
ive seen the way my cousin eats food. the shark was way more sophisticated.
@@BoysieHawkins Given how traumatized Sean was by her death, I assume she was a very sweet girl.
Yep, and none of the other teenagers gets ripped to shreds. F- this movie indeed.
The late Robert Shaw apparently saw this sequel at a screening a few months before his death, and his reaction was basically "I'm glad that I wasn't involved in this trashfire."
Did it buy him a really nice house ala Michael Caine
Can you cite a credible source? Also, he couldn't have been involved even if he wanted to since his character DIED in the first movie. 🤷♀
@@carastone3473If he had wanted to be involved, they could’ve found a way. Movies bring back dead characters all the time in sequels through flashbacks, prequels, cameos, retcons, some form of resurrection, etc.
How many times have they brought back Jason for more Friday the 13th movies or Freddy Kruger in Nightmare on Elm Street? Almost every Fast and the Furious movie has retcons.
Shaw was an alcoholic blowhard. There is no way they ask him back.
@@Dark_MishraLmao you didn't think this comment through did you? Was this a real intelligent response? Cause both jason & freddy are ALREADY DEAD 🤣. Jason drowned as a kid & freddy was burnt alive by the parents in his neighborhood, plus he only shows in your dreams unless you capture him. Both horror characters are based on dead guys so it would make sense they come back after killing someone who's already dead 💀.
"Sh... sh... sh. Sh. SHARK!" Best delivered horror line anywhere.
I remember seeing this in the theater with my parents, I was 9 years old and my brother was 5. My Dad said out loud during the movie, if that shark eats the helicopter we are leaving (he was not the only one with this thought in the audience). After that happened the audience was laughing. We begged him to stay, and we did, but yeah, we still talk about this now.
Looool
Yeah, to my 10 year old self, it was scary when the shark took down the helicopter. Then you see it as an adult and say, "will you give me a fuckin' break!"
I was 4 years old backin 1978, when I went with my Mom and her friend to see Jaws 2. The most memorable thing about the movie was when we got into the car of my Mom's friend, to go see the movie. My Mom accidentally slammed the passenger door on the fingers of my right hand. I started screaming and crying. My fingers were alright, but my Mom called me, "A stupid idiot." The only other memory I have of the movie is the helicopter scene.
@@thehighllama8101I slammed the door on my thumb once, I was crying in pain like a two year old. 😐
I actually still enjoy this one really well only thing I dislike is that they cut the scene where when the Mayor and others vote on Brody’s position and we see only the Mayor defend him is such a great moment.
They really should have left that in.
Brought to you by "the Meg 2" in theaters this Friday
They really could’ve redeemed the guy
no the Mayor should be in jail or at least kicked out of town for everything he did in part 1 and also for the thing's he did not do but should have done
like closing the damn beach
@@michaelmccutchen4619 the mayor had mob ties in the full story and was keeping the beaches open to pay his mob overlords off
As much as Scheider didn't want to do Jaws 2, he still put in a great performance. Especially the scene at the town meeting after he fires his gun at a school of bluefish. "I'm telling you and I'm telling everybody at this table that that's a shark. And I know what a shark looks like because I've seen one up close! And you better do something about this one, because I don't intend on going through that hell again!"
Says he knows what a shark looks like right after mistaking a school of bluefish for a shark.
"Let's talk about the shark's plan" got me. 😂
Roy Scheider apparently didn't want to do the sequel, but the contract he signed for the original movie promised he would star in three or four movies. Unfortunately he was legally obligated to star in the sequel, so he supposedly decided to be as difficult to work with as possible to get fired from the next movie. I personally like to think that Roy channeled that frustration into his character, to really sell his performance of making Brody go mad. It would also explain why he so suddenly is written out of the future Jaws movies in an offscreen death.
He also got down with the director
He wasn't legally obligated to appear in Jaws 2. He chose to do it because Universal rolled two of the pictures he owed them into one, so he did it just to get out of this contract.
I think Roy was one of the best actors of his time, unfortunately he made one of the biggest mistakes by dropping out of Deer Hunter which pissed off Universal.
There was no way Roy was going to do #3 or #4
The absolute dumbest thing about this movie is that at the beginning we’re led to believe that the shark attacked AND SWALLOWED two, that’s 2, adult SCUBA divers wearing full gear including steel oxygen tanks in a matter of seconds and it didn’t die.
It's cousin swallowed that Aussie with full scubba gear in Jaws 3 .
Isn't the body Brody finds washed-up one of the divers?
It was the body of the burned lady driving the boat which blew up!@@behindthescenesphotos5133
@@behindthescenesphotos5133
No that body was the lady driving the boat for the water skier.
That scene only implies the shark attacks n kills the divers. It in no way implies that it ate them whole.
Marc Gilpin, who played Sean Brody, just died on July 29, 2023. He was 56 and had glioblastoma; brain tumor. 😢
He was born in 1966 and was about 11 when he did Jaws 2. He looked a lot younger than that!
Brody knows the stuff about what sharks are attracted to (blood, thrashing around etc) because he read about it in the first movie. There's a whole scene.
Yep, And you think if you lived on an island, you’d have some do ‘s & don’ts knowledge of the dangers in the water
As a child of the 70s I would say that our parents were trying to weed out the weak.
It's crazy how in the movie Jaws The Revenge they say he died of a heart attack because he was afraid of sharks. When he's killed two of them one in the first movie and another one in the second movie so if anything the 🦈 should be afraid of him as in telling their kids be good or Brody is going to come and get you.
I believe she was just making up a reason because she was distressed about losing her son.
@@Capri_00 or maybe the people who made that monstrosity. Got angry because the actor that played Brody read the script and was like no thank you.
No wonder that film is considered one of the worst movies ever made
They were referring to the stress those horrific situations put on his heart, not just "being afraid of sharks."
@@carastone3473Quote from Jaws 4: " The fear of it killed him."
Jaws is an undisputed classic, but I still enjoy Jaws 2 as pure summer entertainment. I grew up terrified of the shark pulling the copter and pilot under water. I love your videos, and this one is no exception!
Yeah! Then we got the First "Lake Placid" and that made a serious water phobia for most people, in combo with all the jump scare scenes in this series. 😂
Okay- easy to pick apart movies in this day and age- no one paused a movie constantly to pick it apart back then. I saw Jaws in the theater when I was 7 and was super excited to see Jaws 2 when I was 10- and I loved it. it's ridiculous but the nostalgia is great. It's not the masterpiece of the original but it's a fun movie to watch
Hi
Picking apart movies, or any media is a good thing.
“I would like to sin the fact all this shark killing nonsense could easily be avoided if people weren’t messing around in the ocean so much. If you saw feet dangling from your ceiling.” I completely agree stay out of the ocean
Me and the sharks have a simple agreement. I stay out of their living room, they stay off my lawn.
Works well.
The first Jaws movie even makes this exact point 😂
Also, eat legs that dangle from your ceiling. That's valuable information.
@@alpinewolf7751 Agreed 🙌
@@flankspeed Yup 👍
As someone who was born in 1970, I can attest to the fact that we were free range children, left to learn our survival skills as we went....so long as we were home when the street lights came on.
and that’s why y’all got eaten by sharks.
8:13 your singing has never made me laugh before, but this really got me 😆
“Foreshallowing” lol 😂 idk why I found that so funny 😆
Love your singing about him driving then going near the water 🤣🤣🤣🍪
Cinemasins I'm begging you, in honor of The Meg 2 coming out this week please sin another ridiculous shark movie -- may I suggest Deep Blue Sea 2 & 3. Both equally stupid!
Yes yes
This is the right answer ^^^
Agreeee
13 Hours Ago?!?! 🤔🧐
How is your comment 13hr ago
If you watch jaws 2 backwards, it's about a shark giving limbs to humans
😂😂😂😂😂
I always found the part when Tina waves to the boat from the cliff funny because you can see her from the close up of the boat and she is in the distance 😂
When Sheriff Brody was complaining that he delt with a shark before he's not going to do it again is it perfect metaphor for Roy's lack of enthusiasm for the sequel.
Roy actually hated working on this movie. It’s even reported he trashed his hotel room and got into a fight with Jeannot Szwarc the director just to get out of the movie.
00:11:17 "filthy paw sausages" to mean "dirty fingers" is now part of my permanent lexicon 🤣
This had me laughing hard almost the whole time. One of the funniest CinemaSins videos I've ever seen. My favorite part was "driving/walking on the beach."
Easily ammused, eh? You should try dangling car keys in your face....you will have the time of your life
Yt is drunk AGAIN
12:34 scuba diver here: that is in fact one of the ways to get in the water from a boat! You either roll backwards off the side (usually for smaller boats) or take a giant, Mario-esque stride off a platform/deck (usually larger boats).
They also kept their hand over their mask and regulator as they should. It looked clumsy in the scene, but it was by the book.
The fact I had a Meg 2 ad before this makes this great, the fact that there was a reference in a quote “They’re poisonous bullets, just like in Jaws 2!” makes this amazing. 🦈💉
Good lord, you use TH-cam without an ad blocker? What are you, a masochist?
I always laugh at the scene where the little boy is so excited about eating a sandwich and is doing a little dance while sitting
Lmfao, the great white killing an orca, was the most unbelievable thing. I know it probably happens, but the shark would've been in a T-shirt
the orca was a juvenile and not an adult orca. the shark was also exceptionally large. In the first film he was 20ft long. I do not remember any one mentioning the size here but Great whites are generally between 16-20 ft long when fully grown. It is also an Atlantic great white which are generally more aggressive than other great whites.
The dead Orca was Universal's jab at the movie Orca which was filmed in 1977
Hands down one of the funniest CinemaSins episodes I've seen
"And now back to the music 24 hours a day"
Plays the weather beforehand
Someone get Aquaman! He needs to keep that shark under control!
RIP Marc Gilpin (aka Sean Brody)
You’d think Amity would’ve given Brody a leap a faith considering he saved the town from a shark before. Fun fact: Murray Hamilton didn’t want to be in the movie because he wanted to be with his wife who was diagnosed with cancer so they filmed all the scenes with Mayor Larry Vaughn first just so he could go be with his wife. Hamilton would eventually die of cancer eight years later.
Fun fact?
@@neilhoughton8224 I guess I meant interesting fact.
Hamilton and Cesar Romero last appearances on tv were guest stars on the Golden Girls.
Hooper and Quint made the original jaws a great film...
The driving down the beach song really made me LOL!
I was drinking some water and laughed so hard, I actually choked on it when I heard, "...this shark has better timing than Marlon Brando at a Shony's Breakfast Buffet... " Classic! And yes, Jaws 2, 3, 4 and whatever ALL SUCKED. The original Jaws was fantastic. FANTASTIC.
"I'm so excited" and singing LL Cool J... never change Cinemasins.
I haven’t watch CinemaSins in months… still the funniest and the accurate reaction to any movie!
"Eating a sandwich with your eyeball". HAHAHA
RIP Marc Gilpin ("Sean Brody") whose death was just announced. 😔
Okay I laughed at the Brody in the Phantom Zone joke. Ding!
I'm adding at least 3 sins for a group of teenagers out on boats and not one swimsuit to be seen anywhere.
I'm adding a sin cause the shark didn't go through the boat with trampoline deck and eat someone
Between 1970 and 75, the drinking age in some states was 18 so conceivably a bunch of teenagers in a bar wouldn't be strange
This was awesome. The bonus round was the best.
This movie was clearly the inspiration for the characters of That 70's Show.
1970s teenagers sailing in the summertime, and everyone is wearing long sleeves and trousers. That's pretty much everything you need to know.
I never realized that Jaws 2 and Halloween came out in the same year. Wow. And, yes, this IS an almost perfect slasher film (minus Final Girl), complete with disfigured killer.
On a recent rewatch of Jaws 2, I came to realize that for the entire run of the movie, absolutely no one is aware of the shark aside from Brody. The third act literally begins with people starting their typical day.
It's been a while since I've seen this one, but i laughed my butt off when she started pouring gasoline on herself. Seriously? Why?
I always thought she tried to suicide bomb the shark. And props to her apart from Brody she was the closest to actually kill it.
Self immolation might be quicker than death by shark
Perhaps so she wouldn't taste good?
I think she slipped and it accidentally dripped on herself
She's a fan of the Zoolander Wham song gas station scene? (And a time traveler I guess...)
Drinking game: Take a shot for every character who hasn’t died in the movie
Surprised they didn’t sin the fact you can see the hydraulics in the sharks mouth when they pull Mike out of the water ( a great scene nonetheless)
The venom in the humour of the commentator of these videos never, never ceases to amuse us. Top marks, oo7. As Robert Brown once said.
Nice timing with this video. I just saw The Shark is Broken, the jaws play on broadway
5:03 “I want you to try dragging.” A small but pivotal part of this film will now be devoted to the deputy going undercover, and forming a lasting friendship with Vin Diesel.
Wait, the dude from "Christine" was in "Jaws 2" and you didn't mention it? SINFUL !
Keith Gordon
Keith Gordon also played in Legend of Billy Jean.
Arnie was his name in Christine
@@johnnyv1938 IMO one of the best S. King movie adaptations as it pertains to verisimilitude ...
The only sequel that was passable for the film.
i loved the driving down the beach song so very very much
Dumpster fire? Yes. Hilarious? Oh, you betcha! Thanks for the good Sin work y'all! This one deserves it. Best part? The sins made me laugh more than usual...
at 19:04, the bonus round using the soundtrack used with David Caruso in CSI Miami was HILARIOUS.
Much more entertaining than the actual movie!
Truth
It's more entertaining than mcu films combined
so the "driving down the beach" song is now totally stuck in my head!!.
Do the rest of the series
9:18 None of the teens died except for the one I didn’t want to go. Marggeee😢
The biggest sin of all is that Jaws 2 ended up being the "best" of the Jaws sequels.
So the mayor has not only ignores the high probability of shark attacks Im surprised he doesnt blame the swimmers or boaters ironically for just being out there
11:09 - in 1978 the drinking age in Massachusetts was 18.
Might have been mentioned allready, but the outboard engine when the shark attack the waterskiier and the boat changes from scene to scene. Starts out with a 70 hp and ends up beeing a 50 or 55 hp. Only 70 hp stickers on it. U can tell by the hight of the engine. First one prob broke down during shooting and they could not find a replacment.
I'm surprised you didn't sin the boom mic that hovers above Brody's head in the kitchen the morning after he was fired.
And while I'm in the camp that finds this movie underrated, it does have its problems which of course make the sins funnier.
The man raking a yard with no leaves means he did a great fucking job lol
At least it’s got a good poster tagline: “Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water….”
Sharks don’t take things personally, Mr. Brody.
Sure sin the radio station for not giving you a temperature and only saying it's 'warm', completely ignore them saying they are a 24 hour music station, immediately after doing the news and weather.
Fun Fact: The band at the beginning was the Gulf Breeze High School band. My Dad was a member!
I love “Carusos” being used as a verb.
Falling back off the boat to scubba is 100% accurate. My Dad took a scuba class, and they taught everyone to do that.
Not anymore though. These days you step off the boat
I think Jaws 2 works as a great Alfred Hitchcock style movie that's more psychological and shows the torment and paranoia that the first film caused. Brody shooting into the water creating a baseless panic really makes you feel for his character. It's less about the shark and more about the shark victims
I love the “Deepest Bluest” by LL Cool J reference 😂
I would have gone with the Goldfinger quote 'Shocking. Positively shocking' when the shark bites the cable.
Dawg while your doing more creature features, imma need you to sin Eight Legged Freaks and Anaconda
7 hours ago?!? 🤔🧐
1:53 A mixture of Yoda and Mr. Krabs 🗣
"Jaws 2" is the most criminally underrated movie ever made. The character-building of Brody is outstanding. I wish this script could someday be remade by filmmakers that didn't suck.
This is worse then Jurassic park 3
@@thelowestoflow5486Holy shit, who needs a shark when we have you to absolutely chew people up and spit them out. I love you.
@@themidnighttavern6784 I also eat bunnies
No it’s dreadful
Double Nope. Just like bell bottoms, it has to make a come back. Love it.
“I’ve never been fired before”…..but have you ever been skipped? 😂😂😂
They weren't retrieving ammo, they were retrieving casings. DING!
"I'm driving' down the Beach" and "I'm walking' towards water," Two hits songs by Chief Brody. "Walking towards the water made #18 on the top 100.
Much inferior to the original, but am I the only one who thinks the scare moments are actually quite good, especially the young couple in the rowboat?
6:32 the delivery was everything 😂
This one came on tv so much when i was a kid in the 90s.. for the longest time i thought the events in it were the original jaws movie.
i always thought that Hooper should’ve died at the beginning of the movie as one of the divers, that way it would’ve added more charecter drama like the first one had and we wouldn’t have to experience that “going away to Antarctica so won’t be in radio range till next spring” excuse. And the beauty of it, Dryfuss still wouldn’t have had to be in it at all.
Actually in the book Jaws by Peter Benchley Hooper does die. Spoiler alert.
Dreyfuss couldn’t be in the sequel because he was filming Close Encounters.
@@huntercoleman460 He wouldn’t have to … read the last line…
@@derekroberts6654 I also like that it implies Brody still kept in touch with Hooper after the first movie showing the two developed a friendship.
@@huntercoleman460 That’s why it would’ve developed such drama that would’ve improved the sequel, Maybe after the first incident Hooper would have returned periodically for dives with friends, maybe this time he wanted to seek out the Orca and..
the fact that Brody solved the problem in the last film, and not only does he not get a “thank you” but is tortured throughout this film
That was brilliant. Thanks for the laughs.
I love this film. As a child I'd fast forward the VHS about 1 hour and end up at the scenes with the divers and the teens sailing out in the boats. It's much better that way.
With all the singing you've done in these sin videos over the years, can we get a Cinema Sins: The Musical?
As the owner of a yard currently going to sh!t, I would gladly rake a lawn with no leaves
That CSI Miami, YEEEAAAHHHOOWWW, at the end was funny, also my sister just moved to Miami, so yeah.
My favourite Cinema sin from Jaws 2 is when the kids say that they are going to the lighthouse, later Brody asks Hendrix where the lighthouse is, the guy has lived on Amity island for 5 years by now and he doesn't know where the lighthouse is,