Everything Wrong With Salt in 14 Minutes or Less
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- Salt is a fairly forgettable spy movie where Angelina Jolie is accused of being a mole. Probably plenty of sins in this thing. Let's find out.
Next week: atomic sins and space sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?
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This is one of those movies that make me think: "I could have sworn Cinemasins already sinned this".
This is one of those movies that makes me think… I know I’ve watched this but this tells me I remembered none of it.
@NinjaBearFilms I was about to write the exact same comment.
Niet
Just look it up, Not done yet.
me too, same reaction
One of those movies l really enjoyed at the time, mostly because of the cast, but couldn't remember much of the plot until it got sinned.
Same 😅
Me to
13:30 I cannot believe you didn't sin the handcuff chains which are 3 FOOT LONG. I'm sure they might sell something like that for a BDSM club but I don't think the Secret Service or FBI walk around with those on their hip.
It was corporate casual that day, what can ya say?
@@motherplayer He could have had so much fun with that sin. "What else do you have in that pocket? Wait! I don't want to get demonetized."
We all know the FBI can get pretty freaky when they want to. Wait what?!? Oh, um nevermind. Lol
@@darcydoll437 Agent pulls out his BDSM cuffs and his partner says, "Hey there Charlie. I don't care what you do in your off-duty time but don't bring your _hobbies_ to work. O.k.?" 😀
NO IS SHE A MUTANT WITH SUCTION CUP HANDS? 5:23 😂😂😂
I'm still waiting for the sequel where she teams up with sergeant Pepper.
Or Pepper Potts.
haha brilliant!
Although it's really hard to keep a lid on it, the saltiest (and surprisingly spidery-est) time of my life was that summer I spent working at Jugs-N-Strokers.
Those fighting scenes were straight from The Bourne Saltimatum.
... Rrrroll edits!
I found the lack of Strategic Arms Limitation Talks disappointing.
0:47 Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
I love this movie I don’t care what anyone says.
It's a good movie. People just wants something to shit on for the sake of it.
Aye, cinema sins is the best. Top tier comedy, if you don't gerrit forget about it.
Yeah. Even with my photographic memory, I can barely remember what happened in this movie.
Captain Holt joke was gold
I was thoroughly entertained, I really just hated how the movie ended.
I was thinking about this movie this morning?
NOW I KNOW WHY!!!
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
Love the Brooklyn 99 reference!
Hey, at least they got DEFCONs right.
As a german i find the joke funny
0:27 I have no doubt he probably is part of the film crew
Id love to see CS do an EWW on the ELEKTRA prequel, PEPPERMINT!
This is an old stereotpye, but Germany actually had one of the largest comedy diasporas in the west in the late 70s to late 2010s it's fallen off a bit recently. We have a meriad of well known comedy icons across all ages, ethnicities, creeds and orientations and some jokes from decades ago are still in the common german zeitgeist
So what was with the fish reading underwater joke? Was it a play on words that doesn't translate well or something?
@@SgtSupaman no xD
Why does the fish wear glasses, because he has to read underwater.. the funniest thing in that context I could think of would be that Germans are so strict that even their fish have learn how to read. But that's stupid...
that's only law in Bavaria
So, no mention of the alternate ending huh? Ok, whatever.
U guys gonna do smb movie? I’ll be here for it! 😂
Okay so this time I wanna fight cinema sins 😭
😂😂😂 captain holy joke was perfect.
Damn I just watched this the other day
After this CinemaSins I look at Salt differently. Still enjoy it but differently. Thanks, CimemaSins.😅
I too knew it was Captain Holt.
Love your content 😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉🎉
Captain Holt😅
When I saw the thumbnail, I thought this was Malignant for a second. It’s so crazy how much Angelina Jolie and Annabelle Wallis look alike.
I'm hoping for a sequel called "pepper".
Oh, dear me what an utter nonsense this movie was. I was going to say I'd rather eat the testes of an Egyptian hermaphrodite than be seen anywhere near this movie again. But then I remembered The Long Kiss Goodnight. And Kill Bill. Two movies where the leading ladies led like ladies who were truly warriors, not pretending to be. Like, I dunno, Ms Jolie does in this film. The sins given were rather restrained.
Missed the most obvious one: it raises your blood pressure...
You only did the theatrical cut. There's 2 other cuts. Director's cut and Extended cut. Both have additional scenes with additional sins...
Maybe cinema sins will release a part 2 like they did with Star Wars episode 2 but all I can really say is the world may never know maybe they’ve never seen nor owned that version but that’s an assumption I’m pretty sure everyone who has heard and payed for it would really want the extended as part of the deal the theatricals can stream on tv and network/Netflix maybe that’s the only version they could find
Cinema sins:mattt233 would be excellent at cinema sins! Ding! 🛎️
8:23 NOT a sin! The taser prongs are too close together. All it would do is hurt a bunch, not incapacitate.
Hahahahahaha. 😂😂😂 what a Sinema review!
Hahaha captain holt hahahahz
This movie kicked so much azz!
bugs=/=insects
Also they never made a percy jackson, live action avatar or eragon movie
Finally the return of the college girlfriend jokes
At this point I only watch these so I can watch the @Th3Birdman respond
0:42 As a German i'm surprised you even found one of the most dry and typicaly german humor jokes when searching for one!
For those curious, translation is: "Why does the Fish wear Glasses?" - "Because he has to read under water"
Yes, "Germans have no Humor" is a true stereotypes for a good reason, well deserved.
Prost & Cheers from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps
Thx I appreciate the confirmation, also do y'all drink alot of beer??
@@CHICKEN_Lord617 Google Oktoberfest.
As a German myself, i can confirm and agree
Two hunters meet. Both are dead.
Aber er hat es gut ausgesprochen 😅
Well, personally, I think salt is a very good seasoning 🧂
🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Yes but salt and pepper is better but I'm not push it! On ya if I was trying I would push it real good
Damn! Beat me to a salt seasoning joke! 💀
Couldn't agree more. Salt is a worthwhile seasoning.
Unfortunately, salt raises my blood pressure and so do u Cinema Sins.
Gotta be honest, this movie is the definition of "guilty pleasure".
Boooo
Literally every Angelina Jolie movie
"Captain Holt is having way to much fun in this scene" 🤣🤣🤣
I found Salt to be quite enjoyable but my God you have to suspend your intelligence a fair bit lol
Most modern Spy Films in a nutshell.. lol
I'd say that's most Spy movies basically ever.
As a german i thought you were vomiting while having a stroke
I am not a German but I agree 😂😂😂
Drinking game: Take a shot every time someone says “Evelyn” and “Salt”
Played it. Died.
I totally mistook this for movie where Jolie bends bullets! I almost got to the end thinking I don't remember any of this..."wanted"!
🤣
I always mix it up with Aeon Flux for some reason. I think it's because of the black hair since they apparently have nothing else in common.
Mrs Salt
Anyone else feel like that was a LOT of venom extracted from the spider?!?
I love that the german joke was an antijoke.
Listen I'm too lazy to use google translate so now you have to explain it to me
Stimmt genau, daran war nix witzig.
@@ggyugcxzzf Why does the fish have glasses on? - Because he has to read under water.
Does that help? I've been studying German for the past two years so I am excited to use it.
@thegoodcookie8904 yes! Thank you so much. It was bugging me for a bit. It's awesome being multilingual. Sorry for my terrible English
@@ggyugcxzzf your English is great! Better than my German!
8:23, just once, I’d like to see a character in an action movie try that in a slow moving vehicle, only to find out that they’re in a manual car and that engine just burns out.
Fun Fact: This movie was originally written with Salt as a male character and Tom Cruise was approached to play him. Ultimately, he backed out and the script was rewritten with a female lead and Angelina Jolie was cast.
That’s why he had Jack Reacher
Thank goodness.
@@joselopez6990 We got the best outcome.
Tom Cruise opted out of 'Salt' because it was generic and somewhat similar to fare he'd done in the past and signed onto 'Knight & Day' instead, which was essentially a send-up of spy actioners. The box office might disagree, but I think it was the smarter (and more memorable) choice.
@@joselopez6990 That's a pretty hilarious casting choice since Cruise isn't all that tall and if I don't remember correctly doesn't fit awful well to how Reacher was described in the books. Why not go ahead and cast him as the Terminator while at it?
The only reason I remember this movie is because Liev Schereiber spoiled the twist of him being a double agent on the daily show, while promoting the movie 😂
The different versions of this movie made think I was imagining some scenes 😂 like I remembered they drowned her husband? but this vid shows they shot him
They drowned him in the version I saw.
in the directors cut they drown the husband.
13:50 Spoiler
In the director’s cut Winters killed the president. The president’s successor is hinted at also being a spy from the orphanage/training compound.
And also one more spoiler.
Salt's husband's death is much more excruciating and the scene is very well made.
@ The director's cut made much more sense.
0:42 - "Why is the fish wearing glasses?" "Because it has to read underwater"
May both sides of your pillow be cold tonight! :)
Thank you, i was searching for a comment translating wut was said out of curiosity, u have provided me the answer, i salute u😝
this is in my top 20 favorite movies OAT I use to watch this on repeat as a kid, and have been waiting on the sequel for years
Something that has always bugged me about this film: why, when Orlov announces that the Russian mole is named Evelyn Salt, does she immediately reply that that's her own name? At this point she's supposed to be playing the part of a loyal CIA officer interrogating a supposed foreign defector who may or may not be genuine. Surely the first rule of interrogations is not to reveal any information to the interrogatee, including personal information which they can turn back on you? And none of her colleagues who were watching the the conversation point this out, either. (Of course, Orlov already knows who she is, so it's not like she had any actual reason to reveal her identity, either.)
This is based on the real life op from the 80s where the KGB sent in an infiltrator, then a second infiltrator came claiming to be the actual person and that the first one was a bona fide KGB agent sent to spy. The first one denied that accusations of the second one, even though in reality both were part of the same op. There's a plaque in a D.C. diner immortalizing where the KGB agent sat and told his FBI tail that he will lose him and so he did.
With the recent Travis King case we can see that enemy powers still can easily fool the US. Jeremy even says it makes no logical sense for Salt to apply to various positions within the CIA that would keep her anchored in the US, even though her mission is to kill the Russian president and come back from the cold. I chalk this up to Jeremy being American. While the Soviet and Russian system is undeniably built on psychopathy, that doesn't mean there weren't immoral psychologists and psychiatrists on the regime's payroll who constantly analyze defector behavior. She applied to these positions because she was trained to escape Russia, not the US. Several defectors embedded themselves with the system for privileges of of traveling abroad, so it makes all the sense she's building a legend for herself that she has deep roots in the US.
"This guy looks like a member of the film crew" - that's accurate, however, I got the outfit direct from our Langley advisor who said "the guy driving her out of NK would look like a senior NGO official, the kind we see every day on the streets of Karachi." Literally told me what to wear. Scarf was mine, which I wore one on the streets of Kashmir to keep dust out of my mouth. Later in the film I'm driving them away (flashback before the bus scene) and nearly ran into the giant military truck. Would have been epic.
This is such a super cool reply -- shame it didn't get any higher up so the CinemaSins dudes could see it.
The windows breaking and not the bottle could be scientifically possible. (Not super likely I’m betting but possible).
The windows are flat glass “sealing” an area. Seal in a pressure wave and things break.
The bottle … while glass. Is exposed to the same air pressure on both sides. And while there would a brief imbalance with the bottle the passing wave of pressure would go over the top and some would push inside the bottle helping balance the pressure from both sides.
The window does not have an “opening” to relieve the differential pressure effect.
0:43 Jeremy’s not reading the funniest joke in the world from Monty Python in german
0:28 good lord the Uniform and weapons safety violation sins in this 1 shot.
Standing at parade rest facing North Korea.
Flagging everyone w/your minigun.
Booger hooks on triggers.
The 2 guys w/sidearms have different belts.
The 2 guys w/sidearms have their ammo cases in different locations.
Goggles are crooked on 1 of them.
WTH is sticking out from under the back of the helmet on the troop walking to the right?
Well look at Mr Special Specialist w/his Camelbak on, the only 1 of them w/one.
Guess she a-Salted several people.(ducking now)
You missed a sin for his plan- Snow says that Salt is supposed to be the fall guy, but that only works if she is in the room when he does all that shit, and since he wasn't going to let her in (and had no way of knowing she'd be there) he only had a shot at using her as the fall guy because she broke in. Aside from the president still being very much alive.
One of the greatest action movies that need a sequel please. Whew it's been a long time coming
4:11 no, it's female Jason Bourne
As a german, i can confirm that was a funny joke.
No, it wasn't, just like all those german comedies.
Uh...arachnids are bugs. Bugs isn't a scientific definition, it's a group of things that fall into the "bug you" type category, and include arachnids, insects, centipedes, millipedes, and other such creatures.... I demand you remove that sin!
Missed the Sin about the amount of venom they got out of that spider…..they don’t have nearly that amount, but that much would have imploded it like the Oceangate
Peabody does not have a Sherman in this scene
Lol 💪🏻🐺👍🏻
I think the implication at 4:53 is that Mike has puppy dog eyes. 🐕 👀
10:48 - Well, a real news from a few days ago: Russians just literally pretended to be Ukrainian officials and told the FBl who and what to censor on US social media, just like that. So, judging by this, the movie is totally realistic. 😲
You did Salt🎉🎉🎉 I’ve been asking for a Salt review for years & glad it’s finally out & THANK YOU CinamaSins
Really liked this movie. Still waiting for part two 😂
Me too😢
I hope...
On today's episode of "I Coulda Swore They Already Sinned This"...
I never understood why people liked this. It’s convoluted and poorly written.
I just realized that The Blacklist is basically a fusion of this movie and Alias. How much better would this movie be or any movie really with Raymond Reddington in it?
I’ve been waiting for this sins video for so long. It deserves it so so much.
I know right!! In a good way though, it’s a good movie
"Roll Spices" doesn't fit because salt is not a spice. A seasoning and a condiment but not a spice.
How is salt a condiment?
@@natnuss98, I agree. It is more a spice than a condiment. It can be used to preserve or obfuscate food, which is what spices are for.
@@natnuss98 It is a flavor enhancer. Which is the definition of a condiment.
Jesus.
Imagine being so insecure that you think "correcting" a semantic difference somehow boosts your worth. 🤦♂
Why is the fish wearing glasses ? Because he has to read underwater...
I remember watching salt at my grandma's
This was long overdue.
Funny enough this movie has multiple versions and in one of them ted DOES kill the president and the movie ends with another president being appointed and possibly being a sleeper agent as well
How come this movie doesn't have a sequel already?!?!?!?!? there is still more mission for SALT to come!!!
Came to comment that I know I watched it, but I thought it might have been the other shitty/forgettable one with Depp, and "hasnt this been sinned previously?" But it seems im not the only one with the same thoughts 😂 Totally forgettable miss for the whole cast here.
Hold up, you haven't sinned this movie yet?
My man is allergic to posting quality content
Part of that movie was filmed in Albany NY I remember cuz due to that pos movie meany including myself were late to work
Hey! I am german - and never heard of this joke before 😮
But this one’s for you: what is yellow and cannot swim?
Okay I may be tripping but Andre Braugher and LLoyd Austin look extremely alike. Lloyd Austin is currently head of DoD in the USA.
The newer the movie, the less that CinemaSins seems relevant. I blame Hollywood, not CinemaSins. DING
All I remember about this movie is that it was out at about the same time as Milk
It would be interesting as Milk came out in 2008 and this came out in 2010.
Pretty salty of y’all not to remove a sin for that awesome action sequence after they killed her husband…. On the end they showed the Americans president might be a spy too
The movie was basically the Black Widow before the Black Widow.
Fairly forgettable? FAIRLY forgettable? FAIRLY? Ding!
Lol i love you and your channel, but I'm giving you a cinema sin for your german pronunciation.
Hope it doesn't get too salty here💀
Raises blood pressure. *ding*