I imagine when you reload akimbo weapons it's a kind of Austin Powers scenario. You pass the weapons down to the mini-me hiding in your clothes to reload them for you.
Lol, think about it this way, if cod were realistic, it would be boring, i mean RLY boring, cod didnt become popular by being completely realistic, they got popular by making good games.
@@hindsight9213 um... no... ik realistic games can be fun if done right, but theres just no way making COD 100% realistic would be fun, regardless of how well done it is.
To be fair, could you imagine throwing a throwing knife/tomahawk across the map and just getting a hit marker? The rage that would be induced by that... oooph!
One of these kinds of weird things I always thought about is how the terrorist groups (especially the Brazilian and African militia) from MW get access to Stealth bombers, Chopper gunners, AC130s, EMPS, Nukes, Moabs, etc. Even a freaking predator missile or UAV would be far from their budget, let alone get the chance to get an opportunity to get one. And how does an EMP not affect both teams? Why does a quick scope not knock you out cold since the recoil would make that scope hit you like a train Reloading while a mag isn't empty magically puts bullets into a new mag? Martyrdom is just dumb. Since you're about to die, just take the time to pull the pin out of a grenade and drop it within a millisecond. Or are you holding on to that grenade the whole damn time? Just a few ideas :p
Saying “sniper rifles recoil a lot” is a blanket statement, sniper rifles and the ammo they use are varied. A sniper rifle firing 7.62 as opposed to one that fires .338 is going to have a large difference in recoil, with the 7.62 having recoil just like an AR, even less due to the slower fire rate, no where near eyeball destroying recoil.
After doing well on team death match and accomplishing a 25 kill streak for you team, why is then a rational idea to nuke everyone on the entire map? Why are you sacrificing the lives of your comrades for a war you're likely already winning? Also how is this even considered winning if the number of enemy fatalities matched your own losses?
How does the guy controlling the RC-XD in BO1 know where the thing's going once it gets out of sight? All he has is a basic remote control, unlike in BO2 or BO3 where he's got a touchscreen with some sort of camera display on it.
Wha about fucking matyrdom? You're onto a mad killstreak, running through enemy lines, shoot someone down then you hear the grenade drop. That singular noise leads to an existential crisis and wondering where the fuck it is! Especially in Hardcore Modes. Not only that, how the bloody hell are they supposed to pull the pin on a grenade once you've shot them with an assualt rifle right between the eyes?
In MW2 it took entire clips of bullets to take out a sentry turret that could be destroyed by walking up and simply scratching it with a knife. Also, you couldn't destroy it by throwing your knife at it. The knife had to be in your hand.
Hey Marley, quality vid! I've got an idea. I bet you couldn't befriend an enemy player in a match. I've seen someone do it once and it's awesome. 1 rule, you can't use voice chat.
Marley, the Black Ops 3 thing can be explained pretty easily. The whole backstory of the multiplayer in BO3 is that it's all a simulation. They could literally do anything in that one and it would've made sense
The invisible barriers I imagine is your soldier stopping there and refusing to leave because he knows he has to fight, and giving cheeky players the freedom to leave would be a bad idea
Why does every single soldier that you play as always fire a gun right handed? (Everyone is right handed?) I mean out of the billions and perhaps trillion(s) of respawns by players in CoD, not one soldier has spawned in left handed? And why is it every gun you pick up a right handed firing gun?
The moment dogs were being discussed I ranted to my friend for about 30 seconds asking how the fuck they got onto the ship on "Hijacked" then a second later I die laughing because you discuss the same thing, just way better
Something that you missed: Underneath the map on BO1 nuketown there is a pink truck really far out of the map, with the text 'replace me' written all over it. It is weird and fuck.
Marley: obviously we've noticed the drastic decline in cod over the years, besides the wall jumping shenanigans and jet packs, I would love a video on the simplicity of the first mw and mw2! Those two had better mechanics and fluidity, the player was proportioned to the surroundings and you were able to hide and blend in! things were on point at least for me mw3 is when I felt everything I've come to know and love about cod started taking the piss... the players were huge and blocky like the toddler legos that were the size of 2x4 instead of the refined adult sized ones that 100% of those who played with legos still get excited about walking down that isle in the store! Moral of the story, activision and infinity ward had the dream team!
Why doesn't the boat sink when you call an airstrike? Why would the president order a nuke strike that kills all of his own soldiers? If you have the RC-XD equipped do you just carry it around on your back until you've killed 3 people? If so why are you carrying an active explosive on your back when it could go off and kill you? But above all else, how the fuck do these soldiers keep coming back to life after they die? Are they immortal? Like Kenny from South Park? Why don't they stay dead?
as a javelin thrower, running makes up almost all of your momentum that goes into the javelin when you throw. standing still will get you nowhere near where you would go with the momentum of a run behind you
Just wanted to let you know that this doesn't show up in m subscriptions box. Don't know if its happening to other people or not just thought id say. Keep up the great content also. Maybe do a hardest to obtain gun skins or titles/emblems idk?
For Wasteland/Afghan. -- How the soldiers got there in the first place is a good question. But the whole fact that you walk 2 inches, and all the sudden you're in too much radiation. That actually is/or can be how radiation works, given certain circumstances... Radiation 'isn't a gas', it defies Matter (solid, liquid, gas) altogether. That being said, it doesn't just spread like a cloud of gas, or gust of smoke. It's kinda just... 'There'. It CAN spread, but in an un-orthodox way. It stays in pockets, concentrated in a specific area, and that area can be multiple areas. Radiation is 'pure-energy', it goes all the way down to the Atoms level. Can literally pass through solid objects (given that there's space on the other side for the radiation to travel), except those with periodic table elements that have bigger atomic number and mass (Lead). Mystery closed. The more ya know. ;)
How do you keep pulling the grenade pin, and re-inserting it? Do the soldiers fucking shit themselves, after you go to pull a grenade pin but back it in your holster instead?
I imagine when you reload akimbo weapons it's a kind of Austin Powers scenario. You pass the weapons down to the mini-me hiding in your clothes to reload them for you.
This would also explain the bone cracking when you fall too far. It's not your bones that cracked so you can keep running like nothing happened xD
Nihilism Interesting 🤔🤔
Nihilism I always figured he was carrying around multiple dozens of pistols, so he just drops them and grabs a new set
#REAPERINCOD
Potion Seller I thought he poops them out and just reaches into the back of his pants to get a new one every time
*fighting on a yacht*
*calls in an airstrike*
*Playing BO1* ya know what this town needs? Some Napalm
Dude I never even thought about how utterly ridiculous that is until now. My God thats hilarious.
Fighting on a yacht
Calls in dogs that apparently just appear
@Emiliano Knox how about not being a snooping asshole
how the soldier keeps the ammo in the magazine they just threw away
and how does stabbing the air cancels the process, even though the mag has fallen on the floor?
James Patrick Conroy or, how the fuck you can sprint around like crazy with 180 rounds of ammunition on your body. that shit is heavy.
Lol, think about it this way, if cod were realistic, it would be boring, i mean RLY boring, cod didnt become popular by being completely realistic, they got popular by making good games.
@@hindsight9213 um... no... ik realistic games can be fun if done right, but theres just no way making COD 100% realistic would be fun, regardless of how well done it is.
@@dragonballiscool1653 Yh i think everyone knows that. Were just poking the unrealism in cod for fun, and believe me, this shit is FUN.
Shotgun shells on the side of the shotgun that you can't use when you run out of ammunition.
Daman 311201 lol! Perfect
Daman 311201 same with the MSR from MW3
Daman 311201 you in game I'm out you IRL no ya aint
Damn stakeout from BO1
They're for decoration
To be fair, could you imagine throwing a throwing knife/tomahawk across the map and just getting a hit marker? The rage that would be induced by that... oooph!
It's more rage inducing to get a hit marker with a bolt action sniper
One of these kinds of weird things I always thought about is how the terrorist groups (especially the Brazilian and African militia) from MW get access to Stealth bombers, Chopper gunners, AC130s, EMPS, Nukes, Moabs, etc. Even a freaking predator missile or UAV would be far from their budget, let alone get the chance to get an opportunity to get one.
And how does an EMP not affect both teams?
Why does a quick scope not knock you out cold since the recoil would make that scope hit you like a train
Reloading while a mag isn't empty magically puts bullets into a new mag?
Martyrdom is just dumb. Since you're about to die, just take the time to pull the pin out of a grenade and drop it within a millisecond. Or are you holding on to that grenade the whole damn time?
Just a few ideas :p
TheNubDutchman hilarious 😂😂😂
TheNubDutchman Sniper rifle recoil knocking you out? What?
Viktor Reznov they recoil A LOT. quickscoping irl would likely break your eye socket.
@@The_Viktor_Reznov Ey Reznov, you totally forgot how the recoil of your dear Mosin Nagant works
Saying “sniper rifles recoil a lot” is a blanket statement, sniper rifles and the ammo they use are varied. A sniper rifle firing 7.62 as opposed to one that fires .338 is going to have a large difference in recoil, with the 7.62 having recoil just like an AR, even less due to the slower fire rate, no where near eyeball destroying recoil.
Tomahawks Bouncing around like a frickin bouncy ball
In mw2 is there actually 3 people in the ac-130 or does your guy just run from gun to gun
+Michael Nicholson Good question haha
Michael Nicholson Make it 4, the pilot as well
Michael Nicholson There was a mission called Black Cats in World At war where 1 soldier switched between turrets on a gunner plane, so...
Nah like Marley said before when talking about the model 1887 shotguns they use telekinesis to fly plane shoot guns you know whatever
Run between the guns? You know they could have just use a computer?
What are we even blowing up in S&D? Rations? Ammo?
Just a crate of lube and tissues, soldiers get lonely ye know?
Critical mission right there. Destroy their wank resources!
Nah, you don't get proper missions in COD- Leave that to us ARMA boys..
Just another random channel never got into Arma :(
Weapon caches
After doing well on team death match and accomplishing a 25 kill streak for you team, why is then a rational idea to nuke everyone on the entire map? Why are you sacrificing the lives of your comrades for a war you're likely already winning? Also how is this even considered winning if the number of enemy fatalities matched your own losses?
lmfao plus you'll have escalated to a full blown nuclear armageddon for the sake of killing 6 people.
Gallagator goddamnit I made a super similar comment to this one just now without reading your comment first. Lmao
"Maybe someone's on a 7-killstreak elsewhere and they have to make their way over to that map instead"
Hilarious mate :D
They Have Released Tha Dogs!!!!
Always got scared when I heard that!!! Ah memories!!!!😆😀😂
Dino Whisperer Terrifying right
They send their hounds... but they too will find only death!
Nick Shillito 😆😀😆😀😂
Dino Whisperer the savages send dogs to do their work
dogs come on tactical dolphins
Lmao
On most characters in cod they have an unusable pistol strapped to there body
Cod mw2019 fixed that
How does the guy controlling the RC-XD in BO1 know where the thing's going once it gets out of sight? All he has is a basic remote control, unlike in BO2 or BO3 where he's got a touchscreen with some sort of camera display on it.
Luke Iannello Oi m8
Tomikos995 Hey Tomi
Or when you have the rc and you drive it around looking for a target but somebody shoots your body and you die but you still driving it around.
You should make a video just taking the piss out of ghosts streaks!
Decent video suggestion here Marley ☝️or could do a video on ghosts anyway like a sort of throwback to the shitist cod
Mike Nolan i think aw is the worst one and ghost is the second worst
Ghost is the #1 cod easily then maybe followed by mw3
Most of the streaks are awesome! (Except Maniac that thing is crap)
Marlety's witty and funny ass comments are my favourite, no body can beat him in no talking competition.
Marley you're an absolute king, your videos are amazing
Or when the persons like "ENEMY UAV UP" like why don't ye do somin then instead of shoutin into your walky talky
read more It's almost like communication in wars is crucial or something.
You're an idiot.
Please make more of these it's gold
4:45 the bomb in WaW is actually accurate, older explosives were like that, the thing that you spin inside it's used to set the timer.
I seriously couldn't stop laughing at some of these and at one point I laughed so hard breathing became difficult
Well the Emp announcement is shouted cause well, it’s an emp and it takes out electronics.
@@justeungars7356 it's probably a soldier who screams it
I remember when this vids first came out, first Marley13 vids I ever saw still top tier content to date
"Banter denied"😂😂😂
Wha about fucking matyrdom? You're onto a mad killstreak, running through enemy lines, shoot someone down then you hear the grenade drop. That singular noise leads to an existential crisis and wondering where the fuck it is! Especially in Hardcore Modes. Not only that, how the bloody hell are they supposed to pull the pin on a grenade once you've shot them with an assualt rifle right between the eyes?
I have never wanted so much to see German shepherds riding on jetskis to a yacht
I actually loved this. This channel is a hidden gem. Got a new sub.
3:00 why are shells leaving the revolvers
“A fucking jack in the box 😂😂🤣” @4:51
yo I can watch Marley all day 💯🚫🧢
"Oh sorry guys I forgot to drop my ballistic vests" - Every silver Rook player ever
If throwing knives got hitmarkers I'd be so butthurt
I didn't think your vids could get any better but this had me in stitches 😂😂😂
always great videos!!! The dogs going under the boat cracked me up. I didn't see any dog jet skiis either ahha
In MW2 it took entire clips of bullets to take out a sentry turret that could be destroyed by walking up and simply scratching it with a knife. Also, you couldn't destroy it by throwing your knife at it. The knife had to be in your hand.
Marley please never stop you videos are brilliant
Giggling like mad about the attack dogs being called away by either a high frequency whistle or another deathmatch adjacent! Love your videos.
You’re a fking hero that Scottish accent just makes everything you say hilarious
I love this. 90% of what you've said I've asked myself countless times!! Love this channel. XD
Hey Marley, quality vid! I've got an idea. I bet you couldn't befriend an enemy player in a match. I've seen someone do it once and it's awesome. 1 rule, you can't use voice chat.
Great vid. If it wasnt for Marley, I wouldve been bored outta my mind today. Cheers mate
YAS! Ye took ma suggestion! Love you and your videos man simply the best!
are you ready for someone to steal your video and post it on fb?
sofos798 Not stealing when he gets credits. This and another video from facebook is exactly how i found him.
Marley also gives permission? They don't just steal his content.
for real though
been loving your cod videos recently
Marley, the Black Ops 3 thing can be explained pretty easily. The whole backstory of the multiplayer in BO3 is that it's all a simulation. They could literally do anything in that one and it would've made sense
I had to revisit this amazing video
Love ya videos man! Been binge watching them for about an hour now aha
This is your first video I've ever watched, I cried laughing and immediately a subscribed. Amazing vid Mate
My guess as to how you reload the akimbo weapons is you put them in a holster on your side and use your now free hand to reload
Rob Hill PLAUSIBLE
Rob Hill Remember zombieland? maybe the fresh mags have their own holsters
Rob Hill that would work with guns that actually holster ahaha but what about the P90
The invisible barriers I imagine is your soldier stopping there and refusing to leave because he knows he has to fight, and giving cheeky players the freedom to leave would be a bad idea
great video Marley keep it up!!
Why does every single soldier that you play as always fire a gun right handed? (Everyone is right handed?)
I mean out of the billions and perhaps trillion(s) of respawns by players in CoD, not one soldier has spawned in left handed? And why is it every gun you pick up a right handed firing gun?
Im left handed and u right
Once again great video Marley
Seen you in the Tavern in Motherwell on Sunday! Keep up the great vids mate 👍🏼
Pretty unique video mate and it got me laughin! Shout out from edinburgh
i love this style of video you do keep em coming !
+Joel Marston Thanks!
Dogs were probably just playing poker while waiting for your 17 kill streak in Highjacked
A MarleyThirteen classic
The moment dogs were being discussed I ranted to my friend for about 30 seconds asking how the fuck they got onto the ship on "Hijacked" then a second later I die laughing because you discuss the same thing, just way better
Great vid mate !!!
I'd love to see videos like this for other games
PLEASE do another one of these. had me laughing the whole time
haha, those were some good and hilarious points about cod. keep it up!
Great video Marley hahaha
Hahahaha dude you're sooo epic! Love it! And most of your comment is justified, like the stamina thing.. in Battlefield you can run a lot longer.
Gamingvid on Facebook stole this, it took me a good minute of effort to find you despite seeing this video on Facebook
Too Funny, hearing these made me laugh! Great video
Great video, thatnks marley
Something that you missed: Underneath the map on BO1 nuketown there is a pink truck really far out of the map, with the text 'replace me' written all over it. It is weird and fuck.
You're the best cod youtuber, By far.
Great video Marley funny af 😂
Purple Kiwi Cheers!
MarleyThirteen you should do more videos like this involving the viewers. Like host open lobby's and do mike Myers or something like that.
Multiplayer is just the NPCs from campaign who died and are now in hell, fighting forever
keep up the great work garry 👌🏼
Marley: obviously we've noticed the drastic decline in cod over the years, besides the wall jumping shenanigans and jet packs, I would love a video on the simplicity of the first mw and mw2! Those two had better mechanics and fluidity, the player was proportioned to the surroundings and you were able to hide and blend in! things were on point at least for me mw3 is when I felt everything I've come to know and love about cod started taking the piss... the players were huge and blocky like the toddler legos that were the size of 2x4 instead of the refined adult sized ones that 100% of those who played with legos still get excited about walking down that isle in the store! Moral of the story, activision and infinity ward had the dream team!
“Maybe someone else is on a 7 kill streak elsewhere” that’s the funniest quote I ever heard
This vid was epic dude. Can't w8 2 see your other vids. They have released the dogs :)
Why doesn't the boat sink when you call an airstrike? Why would the president order a nuke strike that kills all of his own soldiers? If you have the RC-XD equipped do you just carry it around on your back until you've killed 3 people? If so why are you carrying an active explosive on your back when it could go off and kill you? But above all else, how the fuck do these soldiers keep coming back to life after they die? Are they immortal? Like Kenny from South Park? Why don't they stay dead?
Wow 10 min ago and almost 10k views! That goes to show you have a loyal fan base haha
FranTheMusicLegend it's on 1k views not 10k
Weird thing in blips 3, has nothing to do with bo1/bo2 but yet still called bo3
This is brilliant😂😂👏
4:45 That's actually how the fuse on a block of Composite-B explosives were set. It does look funny tho :)
4:09 had me on the ground laughing
very nice idea keep up the good work
as a javelin thrower, running makes up almost all of your momentum that goes into the javelin when you throw. standing still will get you nowhere near where you would go with the momentum of a run behind you
Do the quirks in cod games where some guns act differently with certain attachments and stuff
Hahah oh my fuckign god! Your videos make me laugh out loud every time! 😂
Great stuff as always Marley! Much love man! 💕❤
Just wanted to let you know that this doesn't show up in m subscriptions box. Don't know if its happening to other people or not just thought id say. Keep up the great content also. Maybe do a hardest to obtain gun skins or titles/emblems idk?
Good video Marley
I wanted this video to go on for hours 😂 so hilarious
One man army.
We need a part two!!
I'm actually crying with laughter when he talks about the stamina issues 😂😂
'Why are these leafs bulletproof?' That's a good question!
Love these videos.
Lol i love when he says "where is the rest of my soilders body?"
The "skinny thing" on the bomb on W@W is called a primer. Its a smaller charge to set off the larger charge.
For Wasteland/Afghan. -- How the soldiers got there in the first place is a good question. But the whole fact that you walk 2 inches, and all the sudden you're in too much radiation. That actually is/or can be how radiation works, given certain circumstances... Radiation 'isn't a gas', it defies Matter (solid, liquid, gas) altogether. That being said, it doesn't just spread like a cloud of gas, or gust of smoke. It's kinda just... 'There'. It CAN spread, but in an un-orthodox way. It stays in pockets, concentrated in a specific area, and that area can be multiple areas. Radiation is 'pure-energy', it goes all the way down to the Atoms level. Can literally pass through solid objects (given that there's space on the other side for the radiation to travel), except those with periodic table elements that have bigger atomic number and mass (Lead).
Mystery closed. The more ya know. ;)
Haha class vid
How do you keep pulling the grenade pin, and re-inserting it?
Do the soldiers fucking shit themselves, after you go to pull a grenade pin but back it in your holster instead?
Awesome vid. Got me laughing. Do another please