If Bible Characters Took Uber - John Crist

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  • @c.l.e.1943
    @c.l.e.1943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5578

    "GPS is acting up. Do you know the way?"
    "Yeah, I'm the Way."
    "What's up?"
    "What?"

    • @vortexathletic
      @vortexathletic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Do you know da wae? lol

    • @sycamore0765
      @sycamore0765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha

    • @rerungirl
      @rerungirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ironically they’ll end up in the right place lol

    • @carlsiouxfalls
      @carlsiouxfalls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Did I stutter?

    • @c.l.e.1943
      @c.l.e.1943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@carlsiouxfalls lol

  • @mistyhendrix80
    @mistyhendrix80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4515

    Uber Driver: The GPS is up do you know the way?
    Jesus: I am the way

    • @qesajs
      @qesajs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      That is so genius 😂

    • @JordanCantFight
      @JordanCantFight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Misty Hendrix funny cuz its true lol

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I guess Jesus knows where to go

    • @nickg.3692
      @nickg.3692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Biscuit Boy lol

    • @Ronin12160
      @Ronin12160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Uganda knuckles: Do u know da wae?

  • @javanochieng5720
    @javanochieng5720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2860

    Funny and still respectful to our religion.....this is how it should be

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Do Muhammad next.

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@Cjnw I think only a practicing Muslim would know how to make funny Koran jokes that were still respectful

    • @Shalalalala_666
      @Shalalalala_666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm Jewish. I feel left out :(

    • @_M4Muna_
      @_M4Muna_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed🙏🏾

    • @HeIsAnAli
      @HeIsAnAli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@melissasaint3283 Which is where most of the "third rail" jokes, _inter alia_ ethnic or religious jokes, fall flat lest memory fails me. Hence the saying "we don't joke about Muslims because we don't know shit about Muslims."

  • @EricChamplin
    @EricChamplin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4060

    Give yourself a high five if you understood all of the references! Woohoo! :)

    • @mamahunteronthego4284
      @mamahunteronthego4284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Need more info on the Paul to Saul reference

    • @forevertheaii
      @forevertheaii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't understand the Paul not Saul one

    • @turtlelizard1531
      @turtlelizard1531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I didn't get the Paul one, for some reason I had a brain fart

    • @turtlelizard1531
      @turtlelizard1531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Everyone struggled on the Paul one

    • @Myfavquote
      @Myfavquote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I didn't know the Michael Scott reference

  • @PinkSparklyBatman
    @PinkSparklyBatman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1802

    David with all the instruments 😂😂😂

    • @LizMarie2003
      @LizMarie2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pink Sparkly Batman That was my favorite part! 😂😂😂

    • @stephaniewordwoman
      @stephaniewordwoman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I love how he’s still back there, rocking out, 10 passengers later.

    • @michelleottley5292
      @michelleottley5292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We're getting the band back together 😁 lol 😂

    • @lalhriatpuiiralte1772
      @lalhriatpuiiralte1772 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pink Sparkly Batman best one

  • @Afatrack24
    @Afatrack24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1703

    They need one where Dwayne Johnson comes in, acting as Peter.
    Driver: "whoa man, you're a big guy! Peter right?"
    Peter: "Yeah I'm the Rock"

  • @Chendemonium
    @Chendemonium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5213

    The Prodigal Son is every college student ever.

  • @angela9133
    @angela9133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3681

    When Abraham said "I gotta pick up my son first" 😂🙊

    • @mintesnotmelese6552
      @mintesnotmelese6552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol 😂

    • @Winchester1973
      @Winchester1973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      AND the driver said: "Oh, fun!" 😂

    • @wakeg40
      @wakeg40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah best part!

    • @alexjimenez956
      @alexjimenez956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I got all the references except Shadrach

    • @theluschmasterinc
      @theluschmasterinc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I almost cracked a rib!! 😂😭

  • @amos5583
    @amos5583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    John The Baptist:
    Are you Jesus ?
    No, he's coming behind me.😅

    • @thehoneydeev
      @thehoneydeev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That was awesome

    • @levernis5753
      @levernis5753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I found it the funniest part 😂😂😂

    • @EarthAngel24
      @EarthAngel24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂 best part for sure.

  • @christyn1459
    @christyn1459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2939

    "I'm not- no I'm not Jesus, he's in the car behind us." 😂😂😂

    • @raullozada5387
      @raullozada5387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Christy Northup 😂😂😂

    • @ngozinwachukwu158
      @ngozinwachukwu158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Christy Northup My favorite one😭

    • @fantabuloustg1721
      @fantabuloustg1721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That took me out 😭😭😭

    • @foxxcgirl
      @foxxcgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I liked that one too

    • @eclecticdog2k901
      @eclecticdog2k901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wanted John to point out the window and yell, “Look! The Lamb of God!”

  • @candiblair7742
    @candiblair7742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2125

    “I’m not gonna Michael Scott this thing” 😂😂

    • @jlsgarage872
      @jlsgarage872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I dont get it

    • @joelcampos8795
      @joelcampos8795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@jlsgarage872 there's an episode of The Office where Michael Scott drives into a lake because the GPS told him to turn early.

    • @jlsgarage872
      @jlsgarage872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@joelcampos8795 ohhh ok

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t get that part.

    • @tastefullyoffensive2412
      @tastefullyoffensive2412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Glittering White We’re gonna Moses this thing!

  • @KeianaMonique
    @KeianaMonique 5 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    It’s sad the people who say they love God don’t have a sense of humor.
    This just made my day!

    • @thenarnianhufflepuff6077
      @thenarnianhufflepuff6077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Keiana Monique I was laughing when it got to the part with Joseph interpreting the dream and the water to wine instead of a tip

    • @KeianaMonique
      @KeianaMonique 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thenarnianhufflepuff that’s so funny how you commented because I was just telling my friend about this video. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 This was funny for real lol

    • @rachaelmichael9672
      @rachaelmichael9672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't mind them joh. Jesus had a good sense of humor and he was savage!

    • @Lyndyette
      @Lyndyette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God has a wonderful sense of humor.

    • @ellen823ful
      @ellen823ful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even God has a sense of humor. It’s where we get ours! Have you watched baby elephants 🐘 or penguins play? He has so much love for His creation.

  • @True-Awkwardness
    @True-Awkwardness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +941

    "Saul?"
    "No it's PAUL, long story."
    Uber driver: "You're not my client" *leaves*

    • @michaelh404
      @michaelh404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “Hey, please don’t kill me”

    • @unprocessed_life
      @unprocessed_life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah paul made me guffaw

    • @katrinab7657
      @katrinab7657 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Baribefe Kpurubu he had probably created his uber account under the name Saul, then couldn't change it. after his road to Damascus experience, when God changed his name to Paul, he kept the same account. so every time his uber account comes up, it still says Saul. it would have been a long story.

  • @cynthias.5156
    @cynthias.5156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    "We gotta pick up my son."
    "Oh, fun."
    *insert Jim looking at camera here*

    • @oforlikelalune1506
      @oforlikelalune1506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This was the funniest one to me like soo funny omg.

    • @jessicakorman8105
      @jessicakorman8105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      His face at 1:31 😇...😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Andrea_Solusek
      @Andrea_Solusek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was the best part. Genius!

    • @crazyleaf257
      @crazyleaf257 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      dragonborn lvl. 78 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

  • @arianayavny8271
    @arianayavny8271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Technically, Shadrach didn’t even smell like smoke when he came out of the furnace, but it’s still funny😂

  • @mathewgodfrey1517
    @mathewgodfrey1517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3074

    Saul?
    No it’s Paul now. Long story.
    😂

  • @friskybits1841
    @friskybits1841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    "I am the way"
    "What"

    • @m.q7930
      @m.q7930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love how he looked visibly confused and then started to realize!

    • @oliviatouba9313
      @oliviatouba9313 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like how you both have LoZ profile pics!

  • @isabellancali5388
    @isabellancali5388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I loved the driver’s facial expressions and reactions especially to David playing music. 🤣😂🤣

    • @Lavenderrose73
      @Lavenderrose73 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, I shared this video with a description saying, "I don't think David will be getting a very good rating." 😂

  • @ErikaMartinez-od1jr
    @ErikaMartinez-od1jr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1234

    You actually have to know the Bible a bit to get every reference lol

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Yep. Daniel's fast was a deep cut 😄

    • @TiffanyVangelo123
      @TiffanyVangelo123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lol yeah all the basics.

    • @AnimationArrow
      @AnimationArrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And the Office apparently

    • @nameless568
      @nameless568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think you actually need to know more than a bit lol

    • @Melodylynn69
      @Melodylynn69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Definitely Erika. You can't b a casual Christian. You have to actually have read the Bible and semi understand it. Sadly if u ask most Christians they have no clue what is in the Bible.

  • @vortexathletic
    @vortexathletic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1429

    John crushed it as usual!
    Only thing is that the Bible says that the Smell of Smoke was NOT on them when they came out of the fiery furnace.

    • @laurenhughes8277
      @laurenhughes8277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH -insert clip of dudes saying “ohh”- 😂

    • @tabithathewholistic
      @tabithathewholistic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hehhehe

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Volt I was thinking the same thing

    • @amyblakely319
      @amyblakely319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I was going to comment the same thing haha

    • @YophiSmith
      @YophiSmith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Volt Vortex I was trying not to say that but you did so I’m chiming in 😂

  • @sadiec3452
    @sadiec3452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Joseph: *sits down*
    Driver:"Hey man, while I've got you in the car, I have to ask... you see I've been havin this dream..."
    Joseph: "Okayyy, here we go again."😂😂

  • @silentalpha2582
    @silentalpha2582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    Lot : " Whatever you do DONT look in the rearview mirror...."
    I'm done

    • @danubius21
      @danubius21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I like that reference. :)))

    • @d.j.w2600
      @d.j.w2600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danubius21 I dont get it

    • @d.j.w2600
      @d.j.w2600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@danubius21 nevermind I was thinking of job

    • @mildaphutimojapelo2550
      @mildaphutimojapelo2550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This one took me out 😂😂😂

    • @June_Einstein
      @June_Einstein 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@d.j.w2600 when lot and his wife were ordered not to look back 😂

  • @HENOC.S
    @HENOC.S 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5603

    No way you understand these deep jokes without a consistant knowledge of the scriptures

    • @elisahgaypichon9160
      @elisahgaypichon9160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Agreeeee 😊

    • @novembersmoment1060
      @novembersmoment1060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yep

    • @Adfromrhody
      @Adfromrhody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      i love ya thisss

    • @songoflovemetalofficial
      @songoflovemetalofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hope sunday keepers will wake up before jesus shall burn them because you have rejected knowlesge i will also.reject you
      read 1 the serr of patmos haskell 2 daniel.and.the revelation uriah smith

    • @naibunty8909
      @naibunty8909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Or you just grew up in church

  • @MiMiAniChi
    @MiMiAniChi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    The part where Joseph’s like “get me out of here his wife is putting herself on me!!”😂😂😂😂

    • @lpsgalaxy2463
      @lpsgalaxy2463 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jospeh is screwded 😂😂

    • @Lavenderrose73
      @Lavenderrose73 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@lpsgalaxy2463no, from what I understand he managed to escape that.

  • @hannahrachelabraham2049
    @hannahrachelabraham2049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +963

    This is so cleverly written I am in awe not even kidding

  • @jacobsabastian3871
    @jacobsabastian3871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    I was expecting a joke about Jesus riding in on a donkey. “Why is everyone throwing their coats at my car!!??”

  • @BornofFire117
    @BornofFire117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    The Judas one was so accurate 😂.

    • @Soulbloom1
      @Soulbloom1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I didn't get that one? Is it because Judas is considered a thief or greedy? Is this before he betrayed Jesus or after?

    • @ccpr15
      @ccpr15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jill Johnson John 12:6 brings out that Judas carried the money box and he stole from it. Hope this helps!

    • @dorcaskarongo2279
      @dorcaskarongo2279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @joshconnell8797
      @joshconnell8797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That one killed me

    • @symonzziwa2744
      @symonzziwa2744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he doesnt give tips, he takes instead

  • @oforlikelalune1506
    @oforlikelalune1506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    I was so suicidal and depressed and this video made me genuinely laugh for the first time in days. Thank you

    • @kbear6797
      @kbear6797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      John Christ is awesome like that! Hope you're feeling better ♥️♥️😊😊

    • @ntuthu263
      @ntuthu263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Depression sucks and hope you get support and love from those around you. I also recommend Jon Christs' entire playlist. He is very good.

    • @MissEnna48
      @MissEnna48 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oforlikelalune hope you’re feeling better today. ♥️ sending you love ♥️. Just prayed for you. Xoxo

    • @ItsTorieK
      @ItsTorieK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's a hard thing to deal with, but trust me when I say God will see you through if you hold on. I too, have (and at times) suffered from the same thing, but God has gotten me through. If you ever need someone to talk to please don't hesitate to reach out.

    • @kellyorpah
      @kellyorpah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      God bless you dear. May God keep you strong. Talk to him always. Doesn’t have to be like oh I’m praying. Just tell him how you feel and I promise he’ll come through one way or another. He’s with you always, through good or bad and through sad or happy. Stay blessed. Love you and praying for you.

  • @victoriaeyog
    @victoriaeyog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    Pontius Pilote. Hand sanitizer to wash his hands off 🤣🤣

    • @RedstoneCommand
      @RedstoneCommand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Throwing MAD shade 2000 years later hahahaha

    • @stevenmatteson6163
      @stevenmatteson6163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ok I didn't get it
      I do now but not then

    • @RaphaEl-pn8ue
      @RaphaEl-pn8ue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I totally missed that one. Good reading saint

    • @victoriaeyog
      @victoriaeyog 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stevenmatteson6163 😂😂😂😂 it was so funny

    • @victoriaeyog
      @victoriaeyog 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RedstoneCommand 😂😂

  • @TheCherieAmourShow
    @TheCherieAmourShow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    David was back there jammin 😂😂

    • @praiseholumidey8679
      @praiseholumidey8679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Joyful noise😊😊😊😊

    • @abbasjoy4785
      @abbasjoy4785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love that one. I just couldn't...😂😂

  • @kimmylarkin2314
    @kimmylarkin2314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    "Okay it was one time...why does every one always ask me that?"
    *Dies internally

    • @zeehighness9310
      @zeehighness9310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I need at least three days to resurrect after that one.

    • @Kimun888
      @Kimun888 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      what does it mean

    • @deezoe3753
      @deezoe3753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Prietta
      It refers to when Jesus turned water to wine😂
      And now he's being asked to do it over and over again😂

    • @theeorehekchannel
      @theeorehekchannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was hilarious 😂

  • @therealopaartist
    @therealopaartist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    I just love how the Uber Driver is just chill with everything.

    • @iluvhorseys95
      @iluvhorseys95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OPA ARTS Just another normal day as an Uber driver haha!

    • @michellegriff13
      @michellegriff13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Until David keeps playing his instruments!

  • @Msmeenjah
    @Msmeenjah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    I want to see this with biblical ladies!!!!! “Mary?” “No I’m the OTHER Mary “ “Jael? What’s with the spike?”

    • @JhadeSagrav
      @JhadeSagrav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yes!! 10pts for my girl Jael! Mary in the back worshipping to some gospel on headphones, Martha up in the passenger seat trying to wipe off the dashboard. Driver asks Esther where to go, she says she'll tell him after the stop for lunch, then for a *second* lunch. Maybe Elijah's widow says she'll fill up the tank for him, and only puts *just enough* to get them there. ^__^

    • @morganatorricelli1413
      @morganatorricelli1413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@JhadeSagrav and Eve just snacking on an apple then going "want some?"

    • @adeolugodwin4267
      @adeolugodwin4267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@morganatorricelli1413 Lol

    • @adeolugodwin4267
      @adeolugodwin4267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Driver: Esther
      Sarah: No
      I need to Find d Son I Born in old Age, Him and His Father went out and Not Yet back
      Driver: Okay Sarah.

    • @pastorvannice
      @pastorvannice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Salome, what's with the platter?

  • @emmarushlow9881
    @emmarushlow9881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "So Joseph, have to ask... I've been having this dream..."
    "OH COME ON!!"
    ..."About a wheat field..." on the floor laughing LOL

  • @sistersophya6456
    @sistersophya6456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    (Prodigal) Take me back to my dad's house...😂🤣🤣

  • @getsemanifranco3063
    @getsemanifranco3063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I LOVE THE PART WHEN...
    Driver: DO YOU KNOW THE WAY?
    JESUS: I AM THE WAY
    😆😆

  • @ngozinwachukwu158
    @ngozinwachukwu158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    The Uber driver definitely deserves a 5-Star rating😂

  • @ikilledyourcat4727
    @ikilledyourcat4727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    Omg this is like a compilation of Christian inside jokes

    • @VisionMusicWorks
      @VisionMusicWorks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Riiight!!!😁

    • @bobwiegers
      @bobwiegers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      so is John's whole career!

    • @TemikaMoore
      @TemikaMoore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is hilarious. I so needed that.

    • @26gemeni
      @26gemeni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I tHinK yOu mean omgSH Lollllll

    • @bethanywilson413
      @bethanywilson413 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This isnt funny. God is Just and Holy. This isnt a joke.

  • @DjSostre7
    @DjSostre7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    *FUN FACT* : With the WISE MEN. IT IS NOT SAID IN BIBLE THAT THERE WAS 3. It is assumed because of the 3 gifts presented at Christs birth. The gold, frankincense, and myrh.

    • @maou7222
      @maou7222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really? Can you show the part?

    • @DjSostre7
      @DjSostre7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@maou7222 my brother search in the bible. Thats all. You wont find the word 3 wise men.

    • @DjSostre7
      @DjSostre7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Jimmi K well im sorry to ruin your own conscience friend. But. #1. I never claimed the bible was true. (Not good to assume)
      #2 the bible IS true and one day you'll figure this out on your death bed. Id be afraid if i was you.
      #3. The one way to get to heaven is to believe on Jesus Christ and to do that... Is to clearly understand why you need to. Because youve sinned. And because of your sins. You die.
      But Jesus came. And died in your place so you can have a home with him and his father. God loves you. And i encourage you to learn of him.

    • @DjSostre7
      @DjSostre7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Jimmi K sorry you feel that way.

    • @DjSostre7
      @DjSostre7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jimmi K where you from? What do you do?

  • @elizabethtuffour6661
    @elizabethtuffour6661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Uber driver: looks like we're going to Nineveh
    Jonah: actually can you like take me in the opposite direction.
    Car suddenly can only go forward turning and reverse mechanisms no longer work.
    God in heaven: sips tea silently

  • @RH-tv9hk
    @RH-tv9hk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "Saul?"
    "No it's Paul, actually."

  • @Shantell204
    @Shantell204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    When Judas left with all the tips he stole from the driver.. It got me hahaha that was hilarious😂

  • @aisteaustrevicius2107
    @aisteaustrevicius2107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Uber Driver: “Where we headed?”
    Moses: “Egypt. Is that ok?” 😂

  • @sunnydivinetv5612
    @sunnydivinetv5612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Trifling Judas at the end has me rolling 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @PUNISHERMHS_2021
    @PUNISHERMHS_2021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "No way I'm gonna Michael Scott this thing" 🤣

    • @bruceneu8588
      @bruceneu8588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You would have to see that Office episode to get that joke. I like jokes that require us to be smart.

    • @adammorris5527
      @adammorris5527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol I thought I was the only one who heard this and actually got it

    • @luistowersss
      @luistowersss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That killed me 😂😂😂😂

    • @jamssnana4084
      @jamssnana4084 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just watched a bunch of The Office videos!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aub5020
      @aub5020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Explain ??

  • @ashensilverlake1889
    @ashensilverlake1889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Lazarus one made me 😆 He’s thinking like, “Man, you have no idea! BTW Can you stop by Chik-fil-A? I haven’t eaten in LITERALLY three days!”

    • @Angie-ts5et
      @Angie-ts5et 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ashen Silverlake 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

    • @katrinab7657
      @katrinab7657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sorry, can't it's sunday

    • @jonquilgemstone
      @jonquilgemstone 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laxarus be like "Bro, I don't even know how to answer..."

    • @Lavenderrose73
      @Lavenderrose73 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Are you okay?"
      "I am _now."_
      😂🤣

  • @KnowHimMore1417
    @KnowHimMore1417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    They just illustrate every Bible Characters in a very specific yet humorous one. 😊

  • @meerkat_4660
    @meerkat_4660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    When Joseph stepped in with the colorful cloak I laughed so hard.
    I know he was supposed to have lost it previously but still funny.

    • @Lavenderrose73
      @Lavenderrose73 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm pretty sure that was just so we would know who he was. 😊

  • @kristaharmon7584
    @kristaharmon7584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    "Can you take me to Home Depot for some supplies?" Oh how Noah wished !

  • @bukunmiadejobi9821
    @bukunmiadejobi9821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    The Jesus part was epic!!!
    “Do you know the way?”
    Jc= “I’m the way”
    😂😂

    • @asiajohnson4609
      @asiajohnson4609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bukunmi A Lol at abbreviating Him to JC ... imagine if we were all friends with Jesus “Ayyyooooo, JC!!!”

    • @striped186
      @striped186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@asiajohnson4609 In Heaven 😇

  • @stevecarlson8030
    @stevecarlson8030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "It was ONE TIME! Why does everyone always ask me that?"
    ROTFL

  • @goodfellabeats
    @goodfellabeats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Man, that Bible reading plan really worked. I understood all the references.

  • @JChannel_
    @JChannel_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Uber driver: "Hello."
    Joshua: "Okay, this is gonna sound weird, but me and my buddies have to circle that there city 7 times or until the walls come tumbling down."
    Uber drive: "...hmmm? Do you know Moses?"
    Joshua: "Yea great guy."
    😁

    • @28stabwounds90
      @28stabwounds90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      J yup. That should have been on there

    • @lanselocher9029
      @lanselocher9029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      pardon me, sir, who's this joshua? i mean which one?

    • @JChannel_
      @JChannel_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lanselocher9029Do you Bible Bro?
      It should be clear by the circling 7 times line.

    • @lanselocher9029
      @lanselocher9029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JChannel_ so it's the one of whom Moses asked to spy right?

    • @onemanarmyoma0155
      @onemanarmyoma0155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lanselocher9029 Must be.

  • @gluesandwhich730
    @gluesandwhich730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    “Ya i gotta pick up my son”
    “Oh fun”
    “Ye....”

    • @hannahvan8661
      @hannahvan8661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THATS MY FAVORITE ONE 😂

  • @juliakatherined
    @juliakatherined 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    *hands Jesus water* “Can you umm..”
    Jesus- “It was a one time thing”

  • @Set42
    @Set42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    Can we get John Crist and Tim Hawkins together? That would be gold

    • @vortexathletic
      @vortexathletic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      there are 2 John Crist and Tim Hawkins do "The Tweet Song" videos

    • @kims.1717
      @kims.1717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They toured together years ago.

    • @thetambourinist7
      @thetambourinist7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There on TH-cam together.

    • @davidlape5206
      @davidlape5206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Elijah Shriner Elijah I was literally just thinking about Tim Hawkins. Saw him in concert at church several years ago. Laughed until I was in tears. He is one funny Christian comedian. 😇

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I want to see John Crist and Shama Llama together! 🙏🙂

  • @denisemetten4860
    @denisemetten4860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have now watched and laughed at over 50 videos of John!..... intentional time-outs from all the seriousness in life RightNow! Thank you Lord for the gift of laughter you give through John! Abundant blessings on him and his team!

  • @thedreamteam41523
    @thedreamteam41523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    This was funny and hilarious. I so needed that laughter. Thanks for it! Can you do a sequel with female characters?

    • @brittanypate7197
      @brittanypate7197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Alysia Victoria Parker omg he should.

    • @raea3588
      @raea3588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes! Yes! Yes!

    • @bubonicp1eb836
      @bubonicp1eb836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Mary: yeah can you take me to the stable back there? I’m about to give birth lol

    • @thedreamteam41523
      @thedreamteam41523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@bubonicp1eb836 lol Sarah:hey can you drop me off at the local cvs or Walgreens I need a pregnancy test.
      Vashti: airport please I'm headed out of the East to the West!
      Ruth: can you take me to Boaz's place but can you make sure you wait around til I text you when I'm leaving?
      Eve: grocery store please. I need to get some seasoning for my meals
      Esther leaving immigration office. Driver: Hadassah? Esther: that's actually me but call me esther? Thanks

    • @bubonicp1eb836
      @bubonicp1eb836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Alysia Victoria Parker (Lots Wife) Edith *wearing sunglasses* don’t turn around or I’ll turn you to stone... *sits in awkward silence* “what....”

  • @princesszel17
    @princesszel17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I was hoping Jesus was sleeping peacefully at the back, during a very rainy bumpy ride

    • @FendiYT
      @FendiYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      xD ur funnnyyyyyyy

  • @mamadee66
    @mamadee66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG...Im in tears over here the Prodigal Son before & after took me out...David & a Joyful Noise...then comes Judas🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😅

  • @TheGreglamont
    @TheGreglamont 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    I'm not going to "Michael Scott" this thing.... Best line

    • @dvineslim
      @dvineslim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Greg Lamont I don't get it. Who is Michael Scott?

    • @bemak78
      @bemak78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From The Office (US)

    • @bemak78
      @bemak78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Google Michael Scott and you'll see.

    • @swoopes7777
      @swoopes7777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bemak78 season 4

    • @happyholly7023
      @happyholly7023 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That got me too

  • @1SweetQ
    @1SweetQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Uber driver: where ya headed?
    Elijah:
    To the Cave!!!! That crazy woman is trying to kill me and I'm all alone out in these streets!!

  • @jordancarmack584
    @jordancarmack584 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jonah is my favorite sorry in the Bible. It is a perfect illustration of so many points, of which my two favorites are: you can choose your own path but God has a destination in mind and He'll get you there, and that there is no limit to human stubbornness and hatred. Jonah's message resulted in the greatest revival ever and he could not have been more angry about it.

  • @RoyallyHis
    @RoyallyHis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Whatever you do, do NOT look in the rear view mirror"! 😂

  • @MercyMburuNyakio
    @MercyMburuNyakio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    (John the Baptist gets in)
    Uber Driver: I know you, I know you... uhhh, Jesus?
    John the Baptist (flatly): Uh, no.
    Uber Driver (awkwardly): Oh... sorry.
    John the Baptist: Mah, it's ok - I get it all the time. He is coming though!

  • @dacrammers2594
    @dacrammers2594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Driver: Instead of a tip, maybe you could just help me out a little bit.
    *show water bottle*
    Jesus: Oh.. okay... It was one time!
    Hahahahaha!!! It's great xD

    • @bobvog7123
      @bobvog7123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Water into wine. Very good.

    • @meesisatonmai
      @meesisatonmai ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I originally thought it was supposed to be a reference to desiring living water more than regular water, but the water-into-wine miracle makes better sense with the “It was one time” part!

  • @spontaneousalice3187
    @spontaneousalice3187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    And here I’m thinking
    He didn’t put “Jesus take the wheel” in this video haha

  • @RachelGLive
    @RachelGLive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    When you guess all the references and feel like such a good Christian 😇

    • @kevinzhang3313
      @kevinzhang3313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Except most of these are the Old Testament which dont define Christianity.

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@kevinzhang3313 Jesus Himself was a Rabbi, studying all of the old testament (aka Torah) and taking part in the Jewish holy days, so indeed, it is integral to our history as Christians. Jesus tells us that the old law cannot be separated from the new (he spoke of the 10 commandments). He referened the old testament in His teachings, therefore binding old testament and new testament together. It is one holy bible, with prophecies of our Messiah throughout the old, so it is wholely ours as Christians given from God.

    • @adepejuomowa4609
      @adepejuomowa4609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hold on .....is dt guy dead? Good Samaritan........Everything so accurate. I love this so so

    • @theduke6174
      @theduke6174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kevinzhang3313 relax, the old testament is important to Christians, it compliment's Jesus' coming

    • @wasanasaw
      @wasanasaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When you guess all the references AND spot the erroneous one which is not even IN the Bible even though everyone continues to reference it ....

  • @nhlanhlajustin3102
    @nhlanhlajustin3102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Driver: I accept tips.
    Judas (looks at the money and the door handle first) : Tips gone.
    😂😂

  • @oliviadecey7115
    @oliviadecey7115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    They nailed it!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣omg
    "It was just 1time, why does everyone always ask me?! '
    "Saul? " "No, its Paul now dude"

    • @rftg1793
      @rftg1793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would you mind explain me the part of Jesus? I didn't get it '''

    • @rftg1793
      @rftg1793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@garrettevans9193 ohh okay now I get it thanks XD

  • @kathleenwharton2139
    @kathleenwharton2139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    This guy is Genius! I Never Thought the Bible Could Be Soo Fun!

    • @oizapeters
      @oizapeters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      kathleen Wharton the bible is very beautiful, more much than these jokes, if you will ask GOD to help you snc open your eyed. You'll see how beautiful it is.

    • @Executive_Essy
      @Executive_Essy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@oizapeters stop being too serious and boring. Who said Kathleen is not an elightened Christian? She is saying these men make the bible fun. That does not equate to her not knowing her bible or not being close to Christ. Stop it please. You will be shocked to discover Kathleen is even more closet to God than you are. Stop spoiling the fun here.

    • @smazziszaz
      @smazziszaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Executive_Essy and besides, both perspectives are correct. The bible is meant to be taken seriously (since its THE living Word of God after all) but also fun, its everything combined.

    • @onemanarmyoma0155
      @onemanarmyoma0155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Living with Jesus is even way more fun! Just DO it.

    • @joelthanhledelgado9565
      @joelthanhledelgado9565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kathleen Wharton 😅😇Praise God 💖 Amen

  • @joelthanhledelgado9565
    @joelthanhledelgado9565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    praise God for these guys sense of humour 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JB-og7cu
    @JB-og7cu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "David" didn't even need to say anything. This instruments had me 🤣🤣

  • @magdathomas6046
    @magdathomas6046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Pontius Pilate and the hand sanitizer got me lol 😂😂😂

  • @aychazyt6987
    @aychazyt6987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Uber driver: so where are we going?
    Simon Peter: just go , He was right , the rooster has done it's job and I've done mine

  • @ashleycnossen3157
    @ashleycnossen3157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "I gotta pick up my son."
    "Ah fun!"

  • @hines862009
    @hines862009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    LET'S GET LIT!!!!
    ...take me back to my dad's house.

    • @JesusisLord1g
      @JesusisLord1g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hines862009 😁😂

    • @4imee198
      @4imee198 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      #sorelatable LOL

  • @fashnvain3194
    @fashnvain3194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why all the dislikes....at least he’s doing clean comedy...god gave us a sense of humor for a reason...laughter doeth good like a medicine

  • @pastorlandon
    @pastorlandon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “for the record, don’t look in that rearview mirror.” HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • @thelonegunman2622
    @thelonegunman2622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Judas: you are an amazing driver my friend, 5 stars for you!
    Uber driver: damn, thanks Judas!
    Judas: *rates 1 star*

  • @MsFmay
    @MsFmay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Joseph: Dude, you gotta go now, this dude Potiphar"s wife is just on me bro...go!
    😂😂😂

  • @beccafluger316
    @beccafluger316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    When David started playing the uke and the tambourine in the backseat. I lost it. 😂
    Tambourine- let's be honest, this is a Christian instrument

    • @gebswife
      @gebswife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Becca Schwager 🤣😂🤣so true

    • @hannahreyes5045
      @hannahreyes5045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Preach it 🙌🏽😂

    • @garlicgirl3149
      @garlicgirl3149 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hollered!

    • @ThankYouAbba
      @ThankYouAbba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ex 15:20 NLT
      Then Miriam the prophet, Aaron’s sister, took a tambourine and led all the women as they played their tambourines and danced. :-)

    • @katekatey279
      @katekatey279 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davecreates
    @davecreates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    abraham: "can i put in a stop? i just have to pick up my son..."
    😭😂😂😂😂

  • @thedevil1667
    @thedevil1667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Him: follow the North Star
    Outside: it's day
    Me:😂😂

  • @JoshuaDavid_Music
    @JoshuaDavid_Music 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I think this is the most I've ever lol'd at a John Crist video.

  • @raylitup417
    @raylitup417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    *Daniel* looking for vegetables or nuts hahaha
    And Moses and his rod up in the driver's face

    • @kateonuska
      @kateonuska 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually didn’t get that one! Still don’t. What’s the story there...

  • @lynnoliver5204
    @lynnoliver5204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not only is this video awesomely creative and funny, but the comments....hysterical. What we all need is a great anointed laugh

  • @feberomauliharyantivivienj9289
    @feberomauliharyantivivienj9289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I LOVE JESUS CHRIST THE KING OF KINGS.I LOVE YOU ALL.HOLY SPIRIT WITH YOU.I LOVE BIBLE.GOD BLESS YOU

  • @dianelise7079
    @dianelise7079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I almost spit out ice black tea when I saw Lazarus oh my God. Great guys !!!

    • @dianelise7079
      @dianelise7079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Superhero123Kaleb oh no, it was not in that way. I almost "burst out" of laughing I meant. Thanks though

    • @themadlass5584
      @themadlass5584 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SuperYeet433 Huh? Please explain.

  • @eastofeden7917
    @eastofeden7917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I’m not even religious & all these inside jokes are going over my head, but I love this energy 😂😊

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      East of Eden
      I’m only getting the jokes cause I was raised Christian (though I’m not religious now) but I can definitely agree this dude is hilarious .

    • @topazstars7734
      @topazstars7734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I only study religion and I only get some of these. I need to read the Bible

    • @dariadaniellemusic
      @dariadaniellemusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nice to see nonreligious people saying good things about this video. Some comments I've seen have been so rude and I don't get it - he's not shoving a Bible down your throat. It's supposed to be funny 😂

    • @ZIbroweed
      @ZIbroweed 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And I find the jokes fall a little flat. I mean I guess there's a little comedic value in the modernization of something into an uber situation but for the most part I feel like the video is meant to make people laugh to demonstrate that they understood it rather than because it was a really cleaver take. There were a couple that were worth a chuckle, like the water into wine situation though even that doesn't fit the context well as it couldn't be legally consumed while driving which is the whole setup.

    • @ilovekene9697
      @ilovekene9697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why do people keep substituting "Christian" for religious?

  • @ChelseaFrohnheiser
    @ChelseaFrohnheiser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Jesus: "That was one time" lol the water bottle. I needed the laugh today.

    • @RH-tv9hk
      @RH-tv9hk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right? So clever. "Help me out?"

  • @jannellmeagher638
    @jannellmeagher638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you for nailing every story! Well done, BOTH of you!! Poor driver, how he kept a straight face.😂

  • @jeremylacey8585
    @jeremylacey8585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank U 4 This Video, Jon,
    U Were Testing Me In My Knowledge Of The Bible Characters.

  • @ohifonlyx33
    @ohifonlyx33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "Do you mind if we just... can I add a stop? We just gotta pick up my son."
    "Oh fun."
    😂😂😂

  • @mrflip-flop3198
    @mrflip-flop3198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Noah should've had a bunch of animals to ride with em.

  • @monikakelayi9799
    @monikakelayi9799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for this video..today I never laughed or smile bcz of some personal issues but watching this was amazing..after a long laughter from this video..i tried to remember why I was so upset for hours and I couldn't remember...THANK YOU

  • @kellacanb
    @kellacanb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I am physically incapable of laughing hard enough to do this justice.

  • @growthcoachclay
    @growthcoachclay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You know you went to Sunday School when you get most of this. Especially the Pontius Piliot one. 🤣

  • @theluschmasterinc
    @theluschmasterinc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I LAUGHED from the moment I saw NOAH - and then you basically finished me with the home depot bit 😂😭 been in STITCHES throughout the video .. I am cryyyyyyyn right now, you don't understand 😭😭😂😂🔥🔥💛
    ALSO .. JESUS 😂😭😭😂 .. 'I am the way' .. and THE WINE!!
    DAVID and his joyful noise 😭😭😂🙌
    this video is so good!! I am pretty sure I am going to be watching this SO MANY TIMES a day!! o man ..!

  • @wallacefootrot6054
    @wallacefootrot6054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    No Isaiah? He walked naked for 3 years.
    Thomas. He doubts he knows where he is going.
    Hosea. Take me to a brothel for a wife.
    Gideon. Pick me up when it is dark.

    • @magdathomas6046
      @magdathomas6046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Maybe they'll be a part two, hopefully 🤞

    • @SadelovesJesus
      @SadelovesJesus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Thomas would've been perfect. Hahaha I can hear him questioning the driver, if he's really a driver. Wants to see the driver's license, Uber certificate hahahaha....

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A second one with Moses- wandering.
      Joshua- around Jericho.
      Samson- Hair/Delilah.

    • @christianfreedom-seeker2025
      @christianfreedom-seeker2025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Here we go: Pastor of a Mega-Church prays and prays to make a HUGE impact for God and he hears: "Remember Isaiah? Guess what you are doing for the next three years?" 😆😂

    • @shanapiggott2321
      @shanapiggott2321 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isaiah would have been hilarious to watch