Tobey, even though he’s a gigachad, still manages to inspire other people. He turned Andrew from a beta male crying about his girlfriend who’s been dead for years into a gigachad. We need more people like him in the community
@@milk9817 Lmao ikr, there were so many funny dialogs in this one haha.... ngl there are not many TH-cam channels with nearlly all of their videos so funny and creative... and Human Spider is one of them.
"It's just some random guy." "It's just some fat guy." "Gonna cry?" "How did you know that?" "Because you're little Spider-Man junior." "Want me to crack it?" "Like you cracked your girlfriend's back?" Absolutely fantastic lines.
"Flint. now I can put some dirt in your eye." "it's kinda stiff from carrying this movie I guess." "thanks I love myself too." "you're all grown up." "and you're old as a fart."
To be very fair. He meant "A Daddy with a lot of financial help, nothing else. I promise. Well... except one thing, to be your real life foster daddy to take care of you as my own."
Fuck up part is that it's actually true, she did die for nothing, especially since it was heavily implied that the villains returned to their time line with no memories of the events that has transpired
Gigachad: "Do you really want to kill a mental patient?" Norman: "You can't do this to me. I was also a reason for the hype of this movie. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?"
When the world needed him most, the Human Spider returned
Too many times, used comment. Yes? try and be creative. Strain. your brain. Make up the words that no one will write it. even, speaking gpt
@@KPJ25Up gonna cry?
@@KPJ25UpLook at little Jakub Jr, Gonna cry?
@@KPJ25Up "He will be more creative when you fix this damn door!!"
He never went anywhere to return. He was just helping Uncle Ben to paint the walls and fix that DAMN door.
Tom Holland : Doesn't have a beard
Giga Bully : You're an embarrassment
Its gay holland vs giga chad
true that's what i would have said
Andrew: Dude
Its because hes gay probably hes not manly enough
Tobey, even though he’s a gigachad, still manages to inspire other people. He turned Andrew from a beta male crying about his girlfriend who’s been dead for years into a gigachad. We need more people like him in the community
Does this mean we’re gonna get chadman series for Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man films?
Spiderman is only an inspiration for masturbators
@@RockSmithStudio I think so.
Agreed
Even though he's a gigachad? No, *because* he's a gigachad.
"It's my back. From carrying this damn movie." LOL
He was spitting facts tho
Facts I mean tobey did carried the movie tho 😂😂
That’s true. They had to nerf Tom’s Spider-Man’s charm to bring back the old guys.
@@jamichealruiz did carry*
@@bryleciel ummm u got a problem
"How did you guys get your powers?"
Tom: "I got bitten by a spider."
Andrew: "Same here."
Gigachad: "I just grind a lot."
Peter - “It’s okay Flint. Now I can put some dirt in your eye.”
Flint - “But, I am something of dirt myself.”
Peter - “Oh.”
Ok this made me spit my tea hahahaaahaa
Then I'm gonna put you in someone's eye
@@tobeyparker3459 😂
Spiderman needs to get buried 23 feet under. Water or sand
Peter - "I miss the part where that's my problem"
"Gonna Cry?"
"Wait What? How do You Know That?" Lmao this had me laughing on the ground
Don't forget about 0:11 to 0:15
The way he talk back to Ned is so damn amazing
@@milk9817 Lmao ikr, there were so many funny dialogs in this one haha.... ngl there are not many TH-cam channels with nearlly all of their videos so funny and creative... and Human Spider is one of them.
@@Adi-StraightFromLaughtale "The human spider something of comedian himself"
DID YOU KNOW? Peter Parker played in a horror movie? 😂😂
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@@sameermayfield "Gonna cry?"
"It's just some random guy."
"It's just some fat guy."
"Gonna cry?"
"How did you know that?"
"Because you're little Spider-Man junior."
"Want me to crack it?"
"Like you cracked your girlfriend's back?"
Absolutely fantastic lines.
"it's kinda stiff from carrying this movie I guess"💀
@@ajirizawa5743 its like straight out of deadpool
“Thanks I love myself too”
Otto: “You’re all grown up!”
Gigachad Man: “And you’re old as a fart!”
"Flint. now I can put some dirt in your eye."
"it's kinda stiff from carrying this movie I guess."
"thanks I love myself too."
"you're all grown up."
"and you're old as a fart."
*MJ:* "You're Peter."
*Peter:* "Yeah, but you can call me Daddy."
*Gigachad rizz right there*
"With great rizz comes great lady"
@@milk9817 dayuuum💀
To be very fair. He meant "A Daddy with a lot of financial help, nothing else. I promise. Well... except one thing, to be your real life foster daddy to take care of you as my own."
0:17
Reply 5
"Bro he cheated on you? With me.. " The confidence in his voice when he said that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bad line as he got the used goods.
*Gigachad:* "Oh, my back..."
*Andrew:* "You want me to crack it?"
*Gigachad:*
"Like you cracked your girlfriend's back?
Andrew: "Stop making joke about her dead!!"
Gigachad: "I missed the part where that's my problem"
That hits hard
that was brutal
E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E
i have my eyes and ears
That wholesome moment with his mentor:
“Trying to grind better” 😂
"Maybe she died for nothing Peter"
Damn, Gigachad is cold blooded!
She died so Peter would grow up. Guess what Spiderman never ever does that sack of shit baby bitch
He knows how to motivate simps
@@the_sam_strongyou saying like
Peter1 simp for his own aunt💀
Fuck up part is that it's actually true, she did die for nothing, especially since it was heavily implied that the villains returned to their time line with no memories of the events that has transpired
@@macrack1011 but they don't have powers now, so they probably won't die
0:26 took the life out of me 😂😂
for his neutral attack, Chad-man wields a gun.
*I like that Gigachad is basically Bully Maguire but he is considered a role model.*
It's the awesome beard and jawline that makes all the difference
He is a bad ass.. ultra max giga bully maguire
Gigachad: "They love me"
@@RockSmithStudio And thick straight eyebrows ! all that makes you gigachad !
Gigachad: "Do you really want to kill a mental patient?"
Norman: "You can't do this to me. I was also a reason for the hype of this movie. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?"
I missed the part where that's my problem
@@luthfannaufal9262 I missed the part where someone actually cares about you other than the storyline
@@fakeletobr730I missed the part where you missed the part of the other guy missing the part
Hey everyone, sorry I'm late it's a jungle out there, had to beat TH-cam to upload some videos
It happens
With a stick?
@@enosunim With his pinky. Because he's the true Gigachad.
but where did you get the stick?
“With a stick”, The Human Spider forgot to add to his excuse for no uploading more content for his loyal fans.
2:12 Otto wasn't even offended 😂
He kinda like the joke
"like you cracked your girlfriend's back" bruh I'm dead 😂😂 glad you're back
So's Gwen
@@malcolmtheivth8454 better dead than dealing with that gaslighting cum stain Peter Parker.
I missed the part where that’s my problem!😁
Damn, he cracked your back too?
😂
2:24
This part got me.
"I love you guys."
"Thanks. I love myself, too."
I am dying 😂😂😂
1:52 This is the reaction of a dad, when his child brings the wrong tool! 100% Gigadad Parker!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:55 When you realize after 8 days, its May .
Thats sad for him 😢
1:16 OH GOD TOBEY'S FACE
It's official, Gigachad is now in the MCU
Always has been
MCU is dying anyways
"it's okay flint
Now I can put some dirt into your eyes"
"F**k"😂😂😂😂
😆
This version was so good that it seems to have evolved 40,000 years from the original!!!
"Nobody asked you a damn thing"
That was so extra, I love that.
Bro edited himself into no way home 💀
2:30 “wtf did you just do” 🤣🤣🤣
What have i done?😳😨😰😱
Aaaaauuuughhh!! Ahhhhh!! 😫😱☠️
2:18 That ass liquid fart part tho! 😂😂😂Caught me off guard, damn hahahah
I can’t imagine dead 💀
Gigachad - “Gonna cry ?”
Tom - “Wait, what ? How do you know that ?”
Gigachad - “Because you are little Spider Jr.”
Tom - *cries*
Bruh !!! 🤣🤣😂😂
The joke about Toby's spine tired from carrying this movie simply priceless.
The movie made me burst out laughing in less than 10 seconds. The sudden “clash” between Peter and Gigachad reall surprised me.
"You want me to crack it?
Like you cracked your girlfriend's back?"
The burst of my laugh hearing this hahaha Good one!
00:48 most irritated answer that old parker said😂
Electro: "I just thought you'd be a Chad."
Andrew: "Oh man, I'm sorry."
Don't underestimate Bully Maguire, he traveled to another dimension to put dirt in Flints eye
1:14
Alternate version:-
Andrew: I wanna fight an old lady with a stick!
GigaPeter: I miss the part where that's my problem.
Andrew: "I don't know how to work as a team"
Gigachad:" You don't know how to work at all"
Bruh 😂
"I love you guys"
'Thanks i love myself too"
You're the goat man,the human spider🗿
This one really got me LOL
Wait is he a Goat man or a human Spider?
I should've thought of that earlier
@@killpopsSpider-G.O.A.T.
Reply 5
“Are you seriously gonna kill a mentally ill person”
“Maniac noises”had me laughing to the ground
1:32
Andrew: "You want me to crack it?"
Chad maguire: "Like you cranked your girlfriend's back"
Damn bro 💀💀
lmao
Ned: Had any best friends?
Gigachad: I did…..
Gigachad: he was an embarrassment
GigaBully shooting Andrew was just hilarious....XD
1:10 the gigachad man story still continue
"Like you cracked your girlfriend's back?"
This was the biggest violation and emotional damage I've witnessed in a while 💀💀💀
"Did you have a best friend?" "I did... He was an embarrassment." "Dude..." This was hilarious
1:32 💀💀💀
Yo that was a Savage come back 😂🤣😭
"Because you're a little Spider-Man Junior.". I have no idea why that line hit me so hard 🤣.
0:14 roasted
The back hurting from carrying this movie was the one that really got me, that shit was so true.
Back hurts cuz he was carrying the whole movie 😂
So basically giga chad is just bully maguire with deeper voice 😂
This is the real version of the movie, but Tobey was worried about People loving him more than Holland so he nerfed himself
“What are some of the craziest villains you guys have fought?”
“I had to beat an old lady with a stick once.”
I’m dead. 😂😂😂
"I wanna fight a old lady whit a stick"
0:25 bros two steps ahead
2:37 This is the hint of Human spider's next videos
The amazing Gigachad
🔥
🎉yes you're right
Well that ending... I'd say you can expand your universe into the Garfield.
“I had to beat an old lady with stick once” 😂😂😂 💀
"Great it's just some fat guy.." I'm DEAD lol.
I rewatched a lot of spider-man scenes to understand your jokes. Very nostalgic.
"I wanna fight an old lady with a stick" 😂😂😂
When the world needed him the most he returned ♥️
Dude could take the sinister six all by himself 😂
He's the Sinister Six incarnate
How peter cries after bullyGigaMaguire calls him spiderman junior and politely asks him whether he will cry or not... I'm dead🤣
"Gonna Cry?'
"Wait How do you know that"
"Cuz you're little iron man jr"
Not even Alternate Dimensions can keep him off the grindset
MJ: your Peter
GigaPeter: ya but you can Call me Daddy
Damn so hilarious😂😂😂😂
Gigachad: " but you can call me daddy " lmao 🤣
1:46 Amphibia Abridged: I had to beat up an old lady with a stick to get this!
"It's ok Flint, now I can put some dirt in your eye." lol
0:45 "i missed the Part where thats my problem"
"It's kinda stiff from carrying this movie I guess"🤣🤣🤣🤣
That gun shoot 😂😂😂 got me 😂😂🤣
Tom: Does it just come out of your wrists, or does it comes out of anywhere else?
Bully Chad: (throws bullets into his eyes)
“i don’t know how to work as a team!”
“you don’t know how to work at all”
lmao
Otto: How are you?
Giga pete: Trying to grind better.
Genuinely heartfelt moment man.
Andrew becoming Gigachad at the end was wholesome.
"But you can call me daddy" 😂
"Gonna cry?"
Me after watching the legend return: "Yes, yes I will."
Just when we thought he disappeared... he comes back when the world needs him most!
I love gigachad, we need more of him, he is saving the marvel franchise
Damn, son! This gigachad Spidey is a fucking savage!
The entire no way home plot wouldn't have happened if Chad Maguire was the main character
"Oh, it's my back. Kinda stiff from carrying this movie I guess." 💀
"Like you cracked your girlfriend's back" had me rolling 🤣 🤣 🤣
So glad to see the Human Spider again. Feels like forever since the last video!!!!
this isn't gigachad this is just Bully Maguire with a deep voice
I love how as soon as Gigachad sees Andrew, he instantly seems to be not simply disappointed, but deeply distraught.
Ok I died laughing at 1:12 . Like I had to ressurect and stuff, true story.
"Great, it' just some random guy"
"Great, it's just some fat guy" BRO 🤣🤣
How many variations of Tobey Maguire are you gonna make ?
The Human Spider: Yes
0:21 you can call me daddy 💀🗿
Bro Andrew Garfield ending is the best
He's finally out of depression
0:26 tf 🤣🤣 that was unexpected
"I love you guys"
"I love myself too "😂
I don’t care if the first spidey is 20 years old, Gigachad re-quoting it often NEVER GETS OLD 😂😂😂🎉
Gigapeter talking about not killing a mental person and proceeds to kill him anyway LMAOOOO
"Thanks I love myself too" is back