TikTokers Think they can Hack Reality with "Cheat Codes" for Manifesting

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    0:00 intro
    0:05 TikTok is the worst (life is hard)
    0:39 Cheat codes for Manifesting (secrete)
    1:35 Your Lucid DREAMS! are a phone call away
    3:22 My dream job is one cheat code away (quantum leap)
    4:36 Vision board 2.0
    5:10 "Grabovoi had it figured" out says the man in yellow
    7:40 Grabovoi makes Alex Jones look normal
    9:31 Time for comments
    11:12 The devil is now in the mix
    11:38 A code to make anything possible
    12:33 I would take a code from Jeff Bezo's
    13:31 no valid source just take her word for it
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  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4086

    Manifestation is real, once I thought about fries and wouldn't you know it, they were at Mcdonalds lol

    • @Pescatore
      @Pescatore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      Bro I just read your comment and then 3 hours later I passed a McDonald's. Believe in the Science!

    • @santosdr2
      @santosdr2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Through quantum mechanics you can manipulate matter through spooky action at a distance. Manifesting. IS being able to connect in a more in tune means with "reality" and this connection to yourself. with all other selves.
      The sub conscious mind renders reality. The power of belief is real. Believing in yourself really does get results. when you have an expanded view or sense of self. Eh. the science will explain it in the comin decades.
      All religions have spoken about it using their jargon of choice. Science included.
      Christians call it GOD. THe one true GOD. is being. All beings are. God's name from Abrahmaic religion cna be translated to I AM. Or the existing One.
      Love god with all your heart, love your neighbors like you love yourself . Pretty simple stuff in theory. but the loving the self part is the biggest hurtle. because your sense of self is expanded you understand that most of our beings don't understand what it is they are doing. actually all of it. the only being that can understand what it is that is going on is the one that is all of time and space.
      Conciousness itself being the canvas to existence. then all of existence is being.
      Through that being. all things are made.
      So a being that encompasses all. Like layer of onions is our awarness. We can keep peeling layers of ourself shiftin perspectives of who we are. who I am.
      I didn't really like the mode. I mean i can get whatever I want. it isn't a cheat code that is an intended feature. We go throw wanes of time periods where humanity will be open to themselves accept themselves and render reality in a different way. But the choice is up the individual. I currently have rejected GOD> even though I am.
      I exist. I don't want to. I don't like life. I could change it all, but at what cost?
      I have free will. My will can over take others. How fun. But not.
      any who. to fucking taco fart bro.

    • @sobbingtodeath4773
      @sobbingtodeath4773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@santosdr2 My man what the fuck did you make me read, wasn't it enough with me being forced to read the fucking bible? Do i have to suffer the same thing agaiiin?
      It was funny tho so you get funny points

    • @santosdr2
      @santosdr2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Ro Flush Like I do be getting the roast. Like Once got so roasted I was toasted, that is how i found out I was the bread of life. hahha jesus joke.

    • @santosdr2
      @santosdr2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sobbingtodeath4773 I would never force anyone to read the bible. But nor my comments but I am free to create comments for them to read if they so choose.
      I really love freedom so much so, that I allow evil to exist. Mainly because I am currently not sure what to do with it. I'm currently doing nothing. I was going ot eliminate all of reality but that only solves a Me problem. and I"m not sure all the other beings would like it.

  • @Dantr0nz
    @Dantr0nz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    These kids just discovered their imagination at a later stage in life. Probably because social media robbed them of it, so they are figuring it out now in this form lol.

    • @MadsterV
      @MadsterV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      now this is an interesting take

    • @HappyDaze4200
      @HappyDaze4200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I can agree with this. 👏

    • @VandalCabbage
      @VandalCabbage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You might be on to something.

    • @striker8paints
      @striker8paints 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      No, they're to lazy, stupid and brainwashed to have any imagination. Imagination entails THINKING FOR YOURSELF, an ability that is rare in current year!

    • @KayAndOasis
      @KayAndOasis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      holy shit you’re right

  • @doublebrewski1855
    @doublebrewski1855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    "Life is hard. It's even harder if you're stupid." - John Wayne.

    • @nyonnubbs9295
      @nyonnubbs9295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I forgot he said this but I love it

    • @milleniumfrisbee
      @milleniumfrisbee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah, my high school graduation quote. Still relevant to this day.

    • @elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169
      @elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luckily being stupid makes you less sensitive to the hardness of life

    • @axetheviking6482
      @axetheviking6482 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can confirm.
      Source: I am stupid.

    • @gobblelevclass3nuclearsubm393
      @gobblelevclass3nuclearsubm393 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they are not stupid they are just from a leisure and higher caste/social class than men its always been that way

  • @mimiratt9238
    @mimiratt9238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    So when I was in high school there were crazy chicks who thought they were witches and could curse people who didn’t like them because they would hiss at classmates. There were a few others who thought they were animals, one who thought she had an “inner wolf” and would flex her fingers like she had claws? I laughed at them. Bullying works. Lol

    • @jwb_666
      @jwb_666 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      damn bro not two days ago I was defending bullying. these kids need some reality checks

  • @icanhazgoodgame3845
    @icanhazgoodgame3845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    "Religion is dumb and people who believe or need a god are mindless sheep"
    "Also do you have any moonstones and sage? My chakra is out of alignment."

    • @psyxypher3881
      @psyxypher3881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      LET ME FOCUS MY CHAKRA SO I CAN ACTIVE THIS NINJA MOVE.

    • @thetalantonx
      @thetalantonx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      "I'm an Atheist because my Capricorn nature makes me naturally skeptical."

    • @AlexLJ55
      @AlexLJ55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@psyxypher3881 CHAKRA FEET!!!!!!!!!!

    • @challenger8bit572
      @challenger8bit572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My ding dong hit the moon and the moon said oh yea capricorn!

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chakra Recover
      Kage Bughin no Jutsu!

  • @michaelfairchild
    @michaelfairchild 3 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    Tencent and Chinese goverment is monitoring US Tik-Tok and going "Not yet, not yet. They are retarted, but they still can get worse, then we move in."

    • @EximiusDux
      @EximiusDux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wrong spelling. The word is written as "retarded", and not "retarted".

    • @gavriloprincip9634
      @gavriloprincip9634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@EximiusDux oooooooohhh you said a bad word im telling mommy

    • @JamesJNothingIsTooSensitive
      @JamesJNothingIsTooSensitive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@EximiusDux Hey genius. He was avoiding the TH-cam censor bots.

    • @F1rstWorldNomaD
      @F1rstWorldNomaD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Chinese government, sure...
      But isn't Tencent a gaming company? 🤔

    • @EximiusDux
      @EximiusDux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gavriloprincip9634 haha.

  • @GeoFry3
    @GeoFry3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I was wondering what my teen was up too. I made fun of her for being excited about "the secret" and she got upset and began blathering on about this stuff.

    • @adamt7667
      @adamt7667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you're interested, the book 'Happy' by Derren Brown about Stoicism starts by dismantling the whole toxic positivity thing, including 'The Secret' specifically. Maybe a good gift.

    • @davidp4270
      @davidp4270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Should of been a better parent

  • @lagseeing8341
    @lagseeing8341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Watching this in a house with 2 manifesting sisters. I want my normal sisters back, we used to play outside together. Please someone delete tik Tok.

    • @redactedthemask2198
      @redactedthemask2198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Damn bro, i'm sorry. I hope things eventually get better, and things go back to normal.

    • @salty_armorer4027
      @salty_armorer4027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We can do it, but we have to take America back 1st and then completely conquer China to have any sayso over tiktok. I look forward to the fight.

    • @hmmm4262
      @hmmm4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My condolences

    • @jamjamjamjamjamjamjamjamjam
      @jamjamjamjamjamjamjamjamjam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      damn hope your sisters decide to play with you outside one day again
      also nice pfp i didnt think id see someone who knew tegami bachi letter bee

    • @advanceit1377
      @advanceit1377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      With me its my parents.

  • @karlheber23
    @karlheber23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1370

    I used to fail all the time in life and I didn't know why, but then I said a number that would give me inner peace. After I said the number out loud I realized I was retarded and that all my failures made sense. I'm at peace now.

  • @ricardomilos10
    @ricardomilos10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    Reminder that these people when they get 18, their vote counts as much as yours

    • @control_the_pet_population
      @control_the_pet_population 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      thankfully they'll be casting their votes by drawing numbers in the sky with their fingers...

    • @rockmanraiden6627
      @rockmanraiden6627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Lol voting

    • @MirrorRealityHD
      @MirrorRealityHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      So not at all?

    • @fancyman4563
      @fancyman4563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That is the scary part.

    • @JohnGalt916
      @JohnGalt916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      And they're easily manipulated

  • @argolember2099
    @argolember2099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    It looks to me that Tiktok is full of people with narcissistic personality disorder and their friends and family members, who had the audacity to say that the bs they are doing is content and entertaining..

    • @stephaniecoomey2356
      @stephaniecoomey2356 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, personality disorders aren’t that common. This is brainwashing/social engineering, these kids are tricked into thinking something is wrong with them.

  • @threemoo
    @threemoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I swear those numbers work... one time a streamer said some numbers out that were personal and a few minutes later a swat team arrived at their door :P

  • @darkru8913
    @darkru8913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    This is literally something elementary school kids would tell eachother at the playground

    • @joshuakhaos4451
      @joshuakhaos4451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      these teens and "adults" never grew out of the elementary school mentality

    • @timothybayliss6680
      @timothybayliss6680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If someone said this to me in elementary school i would still call them retarded. This is prayer.

    • @riotonquak7433
      @riotonquak7433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Hey Joshua I have a code for extra master balls in the new pokemon game" but as adults so its money

    • @SerTomKatze
      @SerTomKatze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Reminder these people have the right to vote

    • @CheemsofRegret
      @CheemsofRegret 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@midoribookstore the movie or the book? Because the book was sincere in promoting the society portrayed while the movie was made by someone who never read the book.

  • @artemprotectron
    @artemprotectron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    When I see TikTok in the title:
    *Oh boy this is going to be cancer*

    • @whitecobra9721
      @whitecobra9721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ah shit, here we go again

    • @1810jeff
      @1810jeff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I start noticing patterns whenever stuff like this happens, I've come to realize that women believe some wacky stuff.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear artem

    • @movespammerguyteam7colors
      @movespammerguyteam7colors 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah this will mentally infect stupid gullible people who genuinely believe in this bulls#!+.

    • @aleksandrkerensky7050
      @aleksandrkerensky7050 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      AIDS on a stick.

  • @SentientBratwurst
    @SentientBratwurst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This reminds me of Halo 3, telling kids that they can get recon armor by crouching in a corner 20 times, meleeing 5 times, throwing 3 frag grenades within 1 second of each other, teabagging your teammate etc etc

  • @AncientShotgun
    @AncientShotgun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This gives me a hella interesting story idea for a fictional universe running on a digital substrate that uses Blockchain ledgers as in-memory data storage, so when one person uses these godawful cheat codes to manifest something, the code is automatically randomised and passed on to someone else. The consequences of people being able to magically make one predetermined phenomenon happen for them after what would essentially be decades of personalized cryptographic mathematics would be interesting to explore.

    • @omarabe26
      @omarabe26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So basically random loot boxes become reality? Holy shit that's terrifying.

    • @KM-bn7dg
      @KM-bn7dg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My brain is hurted 🤪🥴 but nevertheless i am enthusiastic about this idea

    • @daffayudono4071
      @daffayudono4071 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you did it?

    • @AncientShotgun
      @AncientShotgun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daffayudono4071 Nah, never got anywhere because real life got in the way.

  • @thesmallestminorityisthein4045
    @thesmallestminorityisthein4045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    "What are zoomers and millennials doing on TikTok?"
    _hopefully doing the "no parachute" skydiving challenge_

    • @curnott6051
      @curnott6051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Careful buddy, you know there's a chance that could actually beome a thing. You don't want to get blamed for all the "tragic" deaths that came from the people who took this seriously.

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why was it is not pull-down last minute they should have been removed from day one.

    • @Razgar_Voxel
      @Razgar_Voxel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      they can manifest some wings and fly into the sun like Icarus!

    • @danielboatright8887
      @danielboatright8887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I want this challenge to become a thing!

    • @wilfredfegelein8215
      @wilfredfegelein8215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dw I punched in the safety cheat codes

  • @hydrogenone6866
    @hydrogenone6866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    *“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."*
    ~Thomas A. Edison

    • @AppleManiagaming
      @AppleManiagaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      "man these is some dumb motherfuckers" ~Abraham Lincoln.

    • @nopeyoudontknowmyname9153
      @nopeyoudontknowmyname9153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Thomas Edison was a complete asshole, but I can’t disagree

    • @Stayingrocked
      @Stayingrocked 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *”We won a war for these assholes?”*
      -George Washington

    • @user-qn6bw8dk4o
      @user-qn6bw8dk4o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Edison was not man presented to us by history, and certainly not someone worthy of emulation. He was a ruthless individual, and was partly responsible for the fate of Nikolai Tesla.

    • @debanydoombringer1385
      @debanydoombringer1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      For Edison it was dressed in a suit and called his friend in the patent office.

  • @rsk3286
    @rsk3286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Where’s the code I can write in the air that puts me back into a time where these people didn’t have a platform to show off their mental degradation? Jesus....

  • @garethbattersby
    @garethbattersby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Theyre in the final days of crashing back to reality. They've literally tried everything except getting off their ass.
    My friend tried all this type of stuff. Vision boards etc. She was doing it for years and today?
    Well she's got two kids, no boyfriend/husband. On her third car after 2 blew up. And now is desperately trying to find a new home to rent because the owner of her home is selling up to take advantage of the boom in prices.

  • @1whospeaks
    @1whospeaks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    These are the astrology kids that snorted baby powder when their mom told them to finish their veggies.

    • @thedarkapex5327
      @thedarkapex5327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why insult someone over their beliefs
      you guys get upset at people insulting christains yet here you are

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@thedarkapex5327 Like healing crystals and all that mumbo jumbo it's easy to peddle shot to those gullible kids. It's not "insulting their beliefs" it's preventing them from taking advantage of. If you haven't noticed the reach of this platform already allowed one cult to reach enough kids, that it is concearning.

    • @jan_kest
      @jan_kest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@thedarkapex5327 there is a difference between actual believes and just being stupid

    • @GerardPerry
      @GerardPerry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@thedarkapex5327 Some beliefs need to be insulted.
      1 Kings 18:27

    • @rallyfeind
      @rallyfeind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@thedarkapex5327 I piss equally on all beliefs. All gods are false and religions are for the weak to be lead to slaughter while smiling and hoping for their end.

  • @poultryforest7453
    @poultryforest7453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    I think it’s kinda funny how a lot of those people talk about Christians being spooked but they collect rocks with the hope their life improves

    • @pneumaticslap3344
      @pneumaticslap3344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      It's as is said, mankind has a God shaped hole in every beating heart. You can try to fill it with anything but God, but it will NEVER work out for you in the end.

    • @Princess_Celestia_
      @Princess_Celestia_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      +Poiltry forest I don't know, man. I can make a lot of money selling crystals to suckers.

    • @noahfrankhaldeman6621
      @noahfrankhaldeman6621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Black toooooth!

    • @Simon-lt6fe
      @Simon-lt6fe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Both are stupid, but at least I can prove the existence of rocks

    • @milesmungo
      @milesmungo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Simon-lt6fe Unless we're in a simulation.

  • @blampfno
    @blampfno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Society moves forward because only 1 in 5 in a given group produce appreciably more than they detract, and a fair portion of that remaining 80% actually detract from the system at increased expense to the performers. We're doing our best to ensure that functional 20% doesn't get to function, and the other 80 get a pedestal and protection.

  • @DottaNatural
    @DottaNatural 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "YOU HAVE CHOSEN THE PATH OF PAIN!!!"
    This is the greatest line Alex Jones ever said.

  • @AntiquatedApe
    @AntiquatedApe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    "I'm not religious"
    *Believes in astrology*

    • @NASkeywest
      @NASkeywest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      For real. Or they believe in crystals that they charge under the moon giving them power.

    • @P.Whitestrake
      @P.Whitestrake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      "I'm not religious."
      **Doing yoga every morning & chanting "namaste" even though doesn't know the purpose or the meaning.**

    • @hastur-thekinginyellow8115
      @hastur-thekinginyellow8115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@P.Whitestrake Doesn't matter if they did know the meaning, fucking pointless anyways.

    • @gruchobutthole9394
      @gruchobutthole9394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jesus, its called being spiritual. I think you could do with some spirituality.

    • @whateveryousay907
      @whateveryousay907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      iM NoT rRlLiGiOuS iM sPiRiTuAl

  • @Pescatore
    @Pescatore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1386

    I thought they were phone numbers, but when I called I got a Chinese Restaurant.
    I might not have found Manifestation but I did get some great pepper steak, thx Gundam!

    • @starflowers1751
      @starflowers1751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      So which number was the Chinese restaurant I wonder 🤔

    • @BastaGenug
      @BastaGenug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      and then?

    • @will2777
      @will2777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same, I wanna know what the place is

    • @IC-lz3of
      @IC-lz3of 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Biden gave me some cheat codes out of his briefcase - he told me I can use them to transform the entire world

    • @BastaGenug
      @BastaGenug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@patrickriarchy6054 and then?

  • @potoker2296
    @potoker2296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I manifested a salad when I cut up a head of lettuce and conjured dressing by mixing olive oil and vinegar to make something out of something else.
    Kneel before my power.

  • @spacedinosaur8733
    @spacedinosaur8733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.” ― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

  • @TheSkulleh
    @TheSkulleh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    imagine ordering some nice takeout and the delivery guy rolls up and starts manifesting your fries.

    • @csanadcsepregi
      @csanadcsepregi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao

    • @superscatboy
      @superscatboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Hey, you order delivery?"
      "Yeah"
      "Okay, hold up... 753478566457754324678906374807535156i56409763476447"

    • @lucidsage3494
      @lucidsage3494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *shows up to door* *rings door bell* *rolls for initiative* "you get no fries"

  • @Feynthot
    @Feynthot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    When you discover all the spam calls you have been getting was because your phone number is a manifest code

    • @user-qh3gz6rg7r
      @user-qh3gz6rg7r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ratio

    • @higgsbonbon
      @higgsbonbon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-qh3gz6rg7r go do something productive with your live

  • @patrickb1439
    @patrickb1439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    DAMN- all those years I was struggling with my drug addiction, I couldve just entered a cheat code in thin air😐 welp...... I feel stupid

  • @Thecurlyguy
    @Thecurlyguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "This guy is nuts, he makes Alex Jones look like a well-rounded individual" had me in stitches 😂

  • @SrPayne
    @SrPayne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "The numbers, Mason! What do they mean?!"

    • @jeremyrm7
      @jeremyrm7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You sir, are the saviour.

    • @will2777
      @will2777 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

    • @Gyrfalcon312
      @Gyrfalcon312 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn it, work! 😆
      But for one name, I just typed this exact quote.

  • @relentlesschaos7445
    @relentlesschaos7445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    *uses wrong code
    "$hit! Now I have a 5 star wanted level"

    • @DC-ml6cv
      @DC-ml6cv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmfao, waiting so see these tarts spazzin in the middle of the street like my gta 3 char when I put cheats in

    • @nickzakrath7080
      @nickzakrath7080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Quick, call Lester! Call Lester now!!

    • @Gyrfalcon312
      @Gyrfalcon312 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fact that you've lived long enough to put in this comment, while on the run from everyone, says much about your street smarts!

    • @LocaliLLocano
      @LocaliLLocano 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Remember if you used the wrong code for Tecmo Bowl then your season is done

  • @JustinBird2012
    @JustinBird2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you ever want to know just how stupid the public is then work a retail job, I learned that real quick

  • @sasschav1493
    @sasschav1493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh there's a cheat code for lucid dreaming; Shrooms for the normal, some datura if you're feisty and don't mind some potential death.

    • @hicknopunk
      @hicknopunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Take meth for 2 weeks 24/7. You'll think you are trapped in a lucid dream. 😄

  • @why-is-this-handle--a-thing
    @why-is-this-handle--a-thing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    tiktok keeps getting dumber and dumber
    and whats funnier is that i got an ad for tiktok on this vid.

    • @OddZodd
      @OddZodd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Welcome to the artificial echo chambers that has been geared for things like this to become ridiculously popular for seemingly idiotic reasons

    • @josueveguilla9069
      @josueveguilla9069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Imagine Zoe Laverne having "fun" on The Hub🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well then you seem to be still in their intended age range or are looking at Tiktok videos on TH-cam. I've never gotten a Tiktok add. I keep getting Facebook adds. I don't have an account, never had and apperently they think I'm old :C

    • @jonkR96
      @jonkR96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Been noticing a lot of chyna tok ads on YT lately. They loooove that moolah!!!

    • @why-is-this-handle--a-thing
      @why-is-this-handle--a-thing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theblackbaron4119 could be. im 21.

  • @TheMallachiv
    @TheMallachiv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Man, 2021 really broke these kids. I know we have heard the saying "put me back in the matrix" but these kids actually think they are in the matrix and that it is something they can hack.

    • @arpo_marxx
      @arpo_marxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They're all sociopaths and think they're smarter than everyone else... this is next logical step for them

    • @trackerbuckmann1627
      @trackerbuckmann1627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sheryl Sandberg thinks the same way. Thats why the algorithms work (or don't) the way they do.

    • @plottwist1733
      @plottwist1733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They're merely products of the pozzed society we live in. Today's world offers no direction for young people. The institutions that helped keep young people on the straight and narrow have been dismantled over the years, so they end up getting into weird, cultish stuff like this while being highly depressed and wondering why they feel the way they do. They're a symptom of the much larger problem that is the crumbling Western world.

    • @TheMallachiv
      @TheMallachiv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You aren't entirely wrong. But I would rather live in a castle with not the best foundation, than a great foundation and no walls.

    • @branch7628
      @branch7628 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The same people want you vaccinated just let that sink in and ask yourself what's really going on here

  • @allmyself666
    @allmyself666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    My generation is so desperate to not have to work for a living that they're trying 'hack' reality.

    • @jacobmatthews7524
      @jacobmatthews7524 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      everyone is either desperate not to work for a living, delusional, or both. its a natural human state to not want to have to commit time and energy to something you dont want to do. but unfortunately it has to be done. these tiktok people cant reality hack their way out of that truth

    • @spimbles
      @spimbles ปีที่แล้ว

      are you guys like young millenials? or super old gen z? or in some grey area or some shit? lol im 19, gen z, and it seems like its mostly like, mid-late 20s grown ass adults spewing this complete nonsense lmfao

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jacobmatthews7524 Yeah, I'm not blaming people for not wanting to make money for people who already have too much of it, but unless you're gifted a fucking emerald mine on birth you've gotta at some point.

  • @jimdandy8119
    @jimdandy8119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I once manifested myself a law degree. I decided that I would specialize in d.u.i. cases. Then I realized I was drunk and in handcuffs.

    • @OnBakePlatinum
      @OnBakePlatinum ปีที่แล้ว

      You did this in the back of the cop car covered in your own piss

  • @someguy4384
    @someguy4384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    If you visualize the numbers 867 5309 you'll think about a really catchy song.

  • @SadPuppySoup
    @SadPuppySoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    It's happened, social media has turned minds to mush. From jr-sr high school to tik tok and onlyfans, these young "adults" are still living in a high school haze where they think they are still in a popularity contest and some idiot company is paying them to stay stupid. The future of humanity is no longer, humanity has ended.

    • @challenger8bit572
      @challenger8bit572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tiktok is inferior soundwave superior

    • @lvl.99socialdistancewarrio67
      @lvl.99socialdistancewarrio67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Stupidity doesn't discriminate, middle aged and older have also fell victim to the downfall.

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pfft, you're talking mostly about the West. Other nations are doing MUCH better. There are BILLIONS of people on the planet. These Tiktok idiots amount to 1% of the population at most.

    • @SadPuppySoup
      @SadPuppySoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lvl.99socialdistancewarrio67 True very true

    • @fabulousimcatbulous690
      @fabulousimcatbulous690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not really. What social media did is just make it easier to see the retarded thing that happen around us. If anything, im actually thankful because I can easily taught my kids about the importance of common sense.

  • @thedarkwolf9423
    @thedarkwolf9423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have yet to ever see this magical thinking being touted by anyone who didn't serve as an illustration for the word "Loser"... Ever see a known rich guy or successful scientist, etc. openly claim that these scams were the reason for their success?

  • @NachikethAttigadde1999AAHA
    @NachikethAttigadde1999AAHA ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This why you make kids read novels instead of giving them a bloody phone and access to internet

  • @wojinations9594
    @wojinations9594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    What happened to the days when people kept their mental illness to themselves? and when did it become an "aesthetic" to have one? People talk about "trauma" and their delusions like they're a new pair of shoes I swear.

    • @LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts
      @LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They gave them multiple social platforms to spout their nonsense.

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They're all in a contest with each other to be the most pitiable, the most oppressed, or the most special. It's just a bunch of narcissists all arguing with each other.

  • @blazestephen9102
    @blazestephen9102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    I once manifested having a gf and boom a body pillow showed up to my door in a box. LIFE IS MAGICAL

    • @ArinJager1
      @ArinJager1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      if by "manifesting" you mean ordering it online, then yes

    • @Megan-ir3ze
      @Megan-ir3ze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Megan-ir3ze
      @Megan-ir3ze 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sandman Slim I’m married 😂😂

    • @hastur-thekinginyellow8115
      @hastur-thekinginyellow8115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Megan-ir3ze Did someone try and hit on you in the comments, and then delete their comment when you turned them down? Jesus. I don't understand this world anymore.

    • @Megan-ir3ze
      @Megan-ir3ze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hastur-thekinginyellow8115 I guess so 😅

  • @Notllamalord
    @Notllamalord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Humans are so much more than we’ve been told!”
    Nah, we’re slightly better than monkeys and I feel like the gap is closing

  • @Slavinatorski
    @Slavinatorski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chia pet under your efing arms - I almost spit out my drink laughing lol. Keep up the great videos!! I'm loving them!

  • @susanwojcickisnicetwin
    @susanwojcickisnicetwin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    This is what happens when people aren't raised to respect hard work and accountability.

    • @bossk1176
      @bossk1176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm really surprised you got away with that account name

    • @AppleManiagaming
      @AppleManiagaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@bossk1176 it's because she's the nice twin.

    • @bobbybologna3029
      @bobbybologna3029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Some people really do NEED Jesus for the rest of our sakes.

    • @beckvitt2997
      @beckvitt2997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oy vey.

    • @susanwojcickisnicetwin
      @susanwojcickisnicetwin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bossk1176 you gotta know who to blow

  • @sunszenith
    @sunszenith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    “They literally have a code for heroin addicts” lmfao

    • @quazznorm1777
      @quazznorm1777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FAKE Tried it and I'm still waiting for the heroin to appear.

    • @Lucas-Nunes
      @Lucas-Nunes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FAKE Tried it and I'm still waiting for the heroin to appear.

    • @iamlokittyofmeowsgard2934
      @iamlokittyofmeowsgard2934 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gir, where have you been?!

  • @KentuckySunset
    @KentuckySunset 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Where they go wrong,and have always gone wrong is the lazy part. Manifesting is only part visualization. That's is to focus you on working to acheive that goal. Good video

  • @aaroncook7036
    @aaroncook7036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The shadow people come around usually on your 4th day up. They are harmless as long as you ignore them....

    • @snake_eater71
      @snake_eater71 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣👍

  • @nardopolo7407
    @nardopolo7407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    SO I TRIED THE DESIRED BODY ONE, I STILL DON'T HAVE TENTACLES.

    • @FrostBiteArt
      @FrostBiteArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait w...what?

    • @nardopolo7407
      @nardopolo7407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@FrostBiteArt they told me if i shout numbers out i can have my desired body I want tentacles damn it.

    • @roseCatcher_
      @roseCatcher_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@nardopolo7407 You can get tentacles if you pray to Cthulhu for 30 hours everyday for 20 weeks. Trust me, try it.

    • @LazGato
      @LazGato 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where are my cybernetic arms with plasma cannons damn it!

    • @nardopolo7407
      @nardopolo7407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LazGato EXACTLY THESE NUMBERS DONT WORK. And after i smugly called my nieghbor a moron for asking why i was shouting numbers out at the top of my lungs at 3 am

  • @TheShoguneagle
    @TheShoguneagle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    “Why won’t extraterrestrials contact us?” Here’s the answer, right here.

    • @MrKoffeeKup
      @MrKoffeeKup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Imagine. If it weren't for the people that use tiktok we could be the space aliens and actually manifest reality by going outside and doing some hard work.

    • @steviewonder402
      @steviewonder402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because too many people shit in one hand and wish in the other, which hand do you think will fill first?

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@steviewonder402 Are you talking about India :)) ?

    • @Mayhzon
      @Mayhzon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alternate hot take from me:
      Aliens are already among us and the progressing retardation of society and people is their preparation to fully control our world using a soft power approach, as opposed to militaristic action and classic territory conquering.

    • @steveheilman2925
      @steveheilman2925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Extraterrestrials when translated from latin to english is; more land...

  • @jamesstaggs4160
    @jamesstaggs4160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I been having lucid dreams for a really long time. They're loads of fun, but nothing translates from what you dream about in your own mind to this reality, unless you do the work it requires to get what you want, but there's nothing magic about that. That happens with or without the lucid dreams. Thank God. Could you imagine what the world would be like if people actually could just pop stuff into or out of existence? Oh God the horror we'd see...

  • @connorbeaton8375
    @connorbeaton8375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve been binging your channel the last few days now. Absolute goldmine.

  • @Freakinger81
    @Freakinger81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I think at one point in time i wrote the code for "Shifting Realities" by accident. Now i'm stuck in this weird dimension, where almost every Person is mental.

    • @patchmoulton5438
      @patchmoulton5438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Oh hey, you too? Man, this isekai sucks.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The world truly ended in 2012.
      We're all in hell.

    • @bchin4005
      @bchin4005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly, nothing has been right about the world ever. This reality seems focused on destroying itself.

    • @Freakinger81
      @Freakinger81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DonVigaDeFierro It's way worse... we are stuck in the future of "Demolition Man"

    • @starflowers1751
      @starflowers1751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know man this timeline is all sorts of fucked

  • @EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher
    @EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Life is hard. But I can't help myself watching adult sized toddlers crack open the door of reality as painful realisation slowly dawns.
    Better than Seinfeld.

    • @user-qh3gz6rg7r
      @user-qh3gz6rg7r 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ratio

    • @sobbingtodeath4773
      @sobbingtodeath4773 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I completely agree with you, BUT
      BROOO THAT JESTER PFP YOU'RE COOL AS FUUUUUCK
      Long live the 3 Jesters 1 Antiquarian squad for 150 dodgeee

    • @Reddotzebra
      @Reddotzebra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They go from Manifesting to Adulting. They will probably have mental breakdowns on scale with the "queen of TikTok" once they realize they have to do their taxes.

  • @jonagreen7323
    @jonagreen7323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    lol for some reason our fken school made us watch a video on "the secret" when that was first going mainstream. So of course that lunch time we were trying to shoot hoops from miles away using our "wish power" took one lunch break to figure out how bs these manifestations are lol.

  • @CranialExtractor
    @CranialExtractor ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of your best videos to date. I love the clips you threw in.

  • @vladdracula3
    @vladdracula3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    This is LITERALLY the tiktok version of share my post and *insert generic false guarantee of whatever* will happen to you.

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd call it the Tiktok version of Star Signals from the S.C.P. universe. Spreading a supposed selfhelp method and giving people access to reality-bending properties.

    • @Bratkip
      @Bratkip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You mean the good old chain mails? ^^

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Simple Weirdo Look up Exploring Series S.C.P. Star Signals on TH-cam.

  • @digitalfaux
    @digitalfaux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    In 2019 I manifested for a whole year that I wish I could just work from home. Sorry guys.

    • @rat6554
      @rat6554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You Goddamn monster

    • @JamesJNothingIsTooSensitive
      @JamesJNothingIsTooSensitive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This deserves way more upvotes.

    • @Metatarsus0
      @Metatarsus0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ...Can you do it again?

    • @werluc2829
      @werluc2829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Metatarsus0 Yeah, just this time with less People being dead.

    • @ericg1546
      @ericg1546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👌🏼😂😂 noiceee

  • @ReStOrEdLiFe88
    @ReStOrEdLiFe88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol I was so into the secret back in 2007-2011. Yeah, it doesn't work. Vision boards, affirmation messages, literally does nothing. I was desperate too 🤣

  • @SirDavid290
    @SirDavid290 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    To think they are part of the people who say video games are not art or anything...
    And they pretend it's all fine, they want in, and they do this...

  • @darkness03
    @darkness03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The generation that grew up with everyone winning a participation trophy....not surprised they are barely functional young adults who's lives revolve around social media, the e-form of participation trophies. >.< Keep up the good work Gundam appreciate your sense of humor.

    • @thecompareablezombie
      @thecompareablezombie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is correct this line of thinking has happen in the 90s to this year.

    • @nofillergamingknight7319
      @nofillergamingknight7319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True BUT who raised said generation?? Blame them.

    • @juststop7335
      @juststop7335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @A Stand User We get it you're pathetic. Here's your pity points.

    • @crispy7499
      @crispy7499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was hard carried, it's nothing about 'participation trophies'- as far as I'm aware it's more so about lack of education, misinformstion or baiting

  • @eatshytforlife8751
    @eatshytforlife8751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    One of my favourite quote is: "Behind all the cringe there is someone trying his best".
    But for tik tok behind all the cringe there's just a big pile of shit.

    • @Mayhzon
      @Mayhzon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I never heard the quote to be honest.
      All I know is behind all cringe is low-confidence or too much confidence when the factual reality doesn't match up.

  • @torynnielsen5646
    @torynnielsen5646 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Woa between ItsaGundam and Jameson travels tiktok seems like a madhouse

  • @gregoryleevandall1880
    @gregoryleevandall1880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The billy Madison cut was legend status lmfao

  • @hellm870
    @hellm870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    I can see now... Chris-Chan was way ahead of his time.

    • @xostler
      @xostler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “I always hear that meme but I’m a boomer so I don’t know what it is.”
      Is what I was typing... now I just regret what I googled. Next time, I’m dying happily in my ignorance.

    • @Flying-Nimbus
      @Flying-Nimbus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xostler What does it mean?

    • @johnnyzen4282
      @johnnyzen4282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@xostler go watch the "Comprehensive History" series of videos by GenoSamuel. Chris is literally the most documented human in history, his life is absolute insanity.

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@johnnyzen4282 Thanks
      EDIT: wtf there's 55 parts

    • @anon7596
      @anon7596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yep. Have fun. It's a Trainwreck you can't look away from. Chris Chan even comments at some point. So it becomes meta af

  • @jayst
    @jayst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Back when kids used to tell each other fake cheat codes at school for video games.... turned out they grew up and moved onto tiktok with fake cheat codes for life 😂

    • @IC-lz3of
      @IC-lz3of 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not really. Game cheat codes are more 1995-2005ish. These people would have been playing video games post 2010.

    • @jayst
      @jayst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@IC-lz3of I’m 24. When I was a kid, everyone was telling each other fake cheat codes or “my cousin told me that you can unlock Master Chief in Smash Bros!” type shit all the time.

    • @IC-lz3of
      @IC-lz3of 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jayst I thought that 16-20 year olds make up the majority of tick toc users? A lot of them are clueless about what a Nintendo 64 is.
      I'm also 24 - ah, the good times with cheat codes in Turok Dinosaur Hunter.

    • @marvin2435
      @marvin2435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IC-lz3of bewareoblivionisathand still remember turok 2s cheat code, but I've 12 years on you also.

    • @fffrrraannkk
      @fffrrraannkk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I remember when Mike Tyson's Punch Out was new, I rented it and wrote a fake code to have Mike Tyson fight Robin Givens in the manual. Always wondered if somebody tried it.

  • @matthewhummel1572
    @matthewhummel1572 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    These people are so desperate for an easy way out, they will sit in a corner, let their eyes glaze over while mumbling numbers, and looking like a mental patient, rather than work for it.

  • @TheMlc4life
    @TheMlc4life 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw kid yesterday scootering down the road with his phone out head down like glued to it. Not paying attention to traffic or his own safety. These kids are screwed.

  • @Memology101
    @Memology101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1440

    I loved this. Great work.

    • @jamesabrams3715
      @jamesabrams3715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      What’s up memeology

    • @seabassmcbigfat
      @seabassmcbigfat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Hey cool, we watched this video around the same time, does that mean we are connected to each other through the stars

    • @suburbianghost
      @suburbianghost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yooo didn’t expect to see you here king

    • @TruMaverick
      @TruMaverick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude your memes.
      Yes

    • @Memology101
      @Memology101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Kodie Kulp Based

  • @melonmino6958
    @melonmino6958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    As a person studying in programming, I feel a little angry that the guy in yellow calls himself a programmer

    • @starflowers1751
      @starflowers1751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah man. I took one class last year that was about basic programming and computer science and that was a pain. Seeing the guy just disrespect coders like that was fucking awful

    • @Zero_Shinobi
      @Zero_Shinobi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, I felt insulted.

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He do be hacking the matrix though.

    • @Goldkraw1
      @Goldkraw1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@freedomgoddess js and python are worse than java to be honest

  • @gabemyself7522
    @gabemyself7522 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your comment about the CIA keeping tabs on the guy that can talk to pigs is so spot on.

  • @squirrelpower1666
    @squirrelpower1666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sounds like Numerology and Horoscopes with a new coat of glitter paint.

  • @reesehelpmeimcringingtohar2015
    @reesehelpmeimcringingtohar2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Another cheat code would be to spin in a circle 3 times screaming "I'm a god!" And then bash ur head in a door until ur brains come spillin out ur ears. This unlocks the afterlife secret level.

    • @AuVeI
      @AuVeI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i did it and i think I'm bugged, everything is so red and there are weird things and people burning and screaming

    • @REDI____
      @REDI____ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bro what the fuck, i no clipped by mistake

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You don’t want to do this. They patched it so end up in the circle of blasphemers

    • @toffeelatte6042
      @toffeelatte6042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bold of you to assume they have brains.

    • @hicknopunk
      @hicknopunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can also buy this DLC from EA, I find bashing my head less painful though.

  • @angelrodriguez-zq2wo
    @angelrodriguez-zq2wo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    person : hey man you owe me 50$
    tiktoker : " writes down numbers "
    tiktoker : here is your money

    • @clanoftheducks1850
      @clanoftheducks1850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I get what you are going for, but checks exist.

    • @bloodeagle6458
      @bloodeagle6458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: punches tiktoker in the FACE!!

  • @peacefulpalace595
    @peacefulpalace595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro they got it all wrong, if your gonna visualize, it’s mainly gonna give ideas so you can get up and WORK for what you want. People really out here thinking it’s just gonna appear 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @mylesmacdonald4756
    @mylesmacdonald4756 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    People think they can say code and get a car when I'm busy busting my ass trying to get a cheap used truck to work SMH.

  • @ItIsGonnaGetWayWorse
    @ItIsGonnaGetWayWorse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Reminds me of that thing girls do with basic gems thinking they were magic or something in school, practicing voodoo or some shit.

    • @zeethefuture8262
      @zeethefuture8262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's actually still huge in US and poorer countries.
      They call them healing/spiritual stones.
      Imagine, a stone you found in dog feces and now you are promised it heals cancers.

    • @rookiebear1124
      @rookiebear1124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      These same girls use cilantro one time while making food and their like "im a witch"

    • @michaeldunn3476
      @michaeldunn3476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zeethefuture8262 wOAH you got a stone that can heal cancers from dog poo? So ...is that like a special dog, or can I go to the park and use any dog poo??

    • @nickzakrath7080
      @nickzakrath7080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pretty sure I'd get better results from a fortune cookie than from a turd-infested stone found randomly in the vomit of a hobo in the back alley behind a Taco Bell.

    • @1810jeff
      @1810jeff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dude there's entire categories of crazy female stuff here's just a few, subliminal shifting, light language, being part angel, incense magic, healing stones and etheric wings.

  • @ferrarriohh
    @ferrarriohh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “Even if you did, you’re screwed, you’re made of matter!”
    Awww Gundam, thats the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me! You’re made of matter too!

    • @clanoftheducks1850
      @clanoftheducks1850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did not expect this wholesome comment, thank you.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you matter very much

  • @for-real-countrygirl4192
    @for-real-countrygirl4192 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are hilarious. Love your videos and your priceless responses to these half baked and half witted ppl. Thank you for making it hurt less by making me laugh

  • @RotorMunkey
    @RotorMunkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gundam, you misunderstood the first list of codes. They were all negative numbers, so they make you lose those things. 🤣 🤣 🤣 love your channel dude 🤘

  • @eeeman
    @eeeman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Everyday I see the film Idiocracy unfold in front of my eyes

    • @wizz9286
      @wizz9286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Omg same its unbelievable
      The movie becomes more accurate day by day its crazy

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Like the book 1984 it's prescient

    • @anniereddj
      @anniereddj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ditto!

    • @nicholasjohnson10011
      @nicholasjohnson10011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I say the same thing every day. Lol

    • @MangionesGhost
      @MangionesGhost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh you work at Walmart too, nice.

  • @confusedvoyager7916
    @confusedvoyager7916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes all human achievements a miracle."

    • @Breaker197
      @Breaker197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where is this nugget of wisdom from?

  • @TheUnoriginalDrCorgi
    @TheUnoriginalDrCorgi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    For some reason this seems like the stupid version of psykers from 40k, with the whole psychic shit and the attracting demon things. My question is why would anyone want to be a 40k psyker.

    • @lordhellstrande7188
      @lordhellstrande7188 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I kinda think of it also a bit like the orcs. "If I paint this vehicle red, it'll go faster" except it actually does for them

  • @kevinjohnson7300
    @kevinjohnson7300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    612 is the area code for Minneapolis.
    Dont know why i mentioned that but hey, now you know

  • @gajspalt
    @gajspalt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The cheat code to life is hopefully live a decent and
    happy enough existence until death's sweet release.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No it's up down up down left right A B start. Gives you an extra life :)

  • @dudenega1424
    @dudenega1424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    This is the millennial/gen z version of a kid climbing to the top of his house and believing he can fly because he taped some cardboard wings onto his back.

    • @suave605
      @suave605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hmm why did that remind me of eric cartman from south park.

    • @bryanl1984
      @bryanl1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      .... Yeah only cardboard wings are at least based on the, you know, actually real principle of aerodynamics. Poorly misunderstood but, an attempt was made. This? This is some crystal woo woo shit.

    • @jaspermcminnis5538
      @jaspermcminnis5538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Our institutions and the parents that were raised by the same institutions, raise these kids. So where do you think it comes from?

    • @shinmalestat9272
      @shinmalestat9272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh god, if only that is what they were doing.

    • @co.dconfidential5395
      @co.dconfidential5395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea but when I told my parents I wanted to fly with cardboard wings, they called me an idiot and made me rake the leaves. These modern parents just give their kids a hug and tell them how special they are while seeding the lie that is "you can do anything".

  • @Dayrell-sr9tj
    @Dayrell-sr9tj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun Fact: The farmer from Boston who claimed to talk to pigs turned out to be true. The only problem was that the pigs didn't talk back.

  • @FatT45
    @FatT45 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn Gundam this is your best video I have seen in the last five years!

  • @dreddy_g
    @dreddy_g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Am I the only one here who does not have any social media (other than youtube)?!
    Seriously. Some folks need to get out of the house, and do something that does not involve "views", "likes", or "retweets".
    But that's just me.

    • @xelanoxin
      @xelanoxin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah I only get on youtube and my last social media was myspace in like 2008 lol.

    • @LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts
      @LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just TH-cam and WhatsApp for work purposes.

    • @jakezepeda1267
      @jakezepeda1267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here.
      I have a Facebook account I use to find tourneys for a game. Thats about it.

    • @FormSeven
      @FormSeven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got twitter to get notifications on Finalmouse stuff which I don't even care about anymore and facebook to see what pics family memebers have posted. That's it. Both apps are wasted space on my phone pretty much.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I only have this shit and Facebook, but that's only to enter stupid college class groups.
      Everything else I happily deleted/never use.

  • @JCSJesusChristSaves
    @JCSJesusChristSaves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I manifested having a decent paying job. Then I quit sitting on my ass and applied.

    • @Captain_Crump
      @Captain_Crump 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So pretty much your manifestation came true🤣

  • @nimasamet8351
    @nimasamet8351 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love New Vegas running in the background 😁🤘

  • @revolvertaco7493
    @revolvertaco7493 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When the snake juggling Baptist minister no longer looks like the craziest guy in the room.

  • @GLoLChibs
    @GLoLChibs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Come back bullies. We sorely underestimated their contribution to a stable society.

  • @cogline9
    @cogline9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Let's be real if this did actually work we'd all know it because the world would have gone up in flames weeks ago.

    • @d-booya5089
      @d-booya5089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or the world would have been in tip-top condition and none of this worldwide drama would be happening

    • @arpo_marxx
      @arpo_marxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ...the government wouldn't let this shit go for free either, after they find a way to charge for these cheats.

    • @LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts
      @LordPoshnameVonPlumbingparts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd be ripped to fuck with millions in the bank instead of looking like Edward Elizabeth Hitlers identical twin with not a pot to piss in.

    • @cogline9
      @cogline9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@d-booya5089 Yeah I must have missed the part where they give out codes to help other people. :3

    • @user-qh3gz6rg7r
      @user-qh3gz6rg7r 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ratio

  • @mattjohnson8585
    @mattjohnson8585 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How did they figure the numbers out? And what happens in the alternative reality? Do they need different numbers? DO THEY EVEN HAVE NUMBERS!?!?

  • @karablack8336
    @karablack8336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's like they take legit things that can help, then stretch it so far that it makes them seem like a lunatic.
    Visualising can help with motivation and confidence, it won't make something magically appear.
    If tarot cards or zodiac or whatever makes you have more confidence to make a decision or to keep going when life gets tough, great. Go for it, no one can or should take it away, just don't use it as a crutch. There's nothing wrong with being a little spiritual, but it won't help with everything.