Vir Das - Women Are Like Canada
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- #VirDas on different cultural stereotypes, how humanity has ruined religion, and his elaborate plan to end sexism.
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#VirDas
"80% of America speaks English good and 20% of them speaks English well"
And nobody laughed to it....WTF
Explain
@@cinemaanreal it means that 80% of Americans speak English without knowing the proper grammatical rules as the statement should be "80% of America speaks good English" and not "...English good"....They are not even able to tell the difference between "...English good" (grammatically incorrect) and "...English well" (grammatically correct)
Maybe the 80% were sitting there
@@eshayadav9791 yeaaa loll
Maybe because they Speak English good
One time asked him if he was Vir. He said: "Das right"
This joke should get 1k. Maybe comment section is dead as audience.
Hahaha
Das right
Nice....very nice. Subtle
😂😂😂
Throughout the entire video I was like *c'mon audience laugh!!!*
I know right!
The show was in Canada 🍁 😂😂😂
Hey ...when are you posting ss of these on insta ?
I think people have already seen on Netflix! Most of the jokes were repeated...
Dead audience
Lol. The silence on the racism joke though. I felt for him.
Sanjog K. Hey bro I Realized that you commented on Yudi J's Video that you date an American women from Boston(I guess) and you have some trouble confessing that with your parents.
@@tarankalawat1646 oh shit😂😂😂
@@tarankalawat1646 stalkerrrrrrlmaooo
I also remember you said "I Need a Pair of Balls".
LOL I Think i have some memory related SuperPowers.
@@tarankalawat1646 what do you eat?
This really stuck me- "The beauty of being a women, that if she is asking for it, she can just ASK for it."
A Tsundere will disagree.
@@arhamsaa huh?
@@arhamsaa i smell criminal in you
@@arhamsaa Sorry. That sounds like what a gemini would say
@@arhamsaa You're 100% right brother
"Hinduism by disney" lmao 😂
Why am I the only comment?
@@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188 i dont know.....
@Tanmoy Podder okay my child, i shall destroy all the viral genomes floating, but for doing that i need a hot chick for me..
😊😊
They should make Islam by Disney
I’m from the U.S. and this was one of the goodest I’ve seen in a while🤣
Also if you were dropped on your head and lost the ability to understand sarcasm then comment below about how I must be american and part of the 80% and “correct” my grammar😜
wellest
Goodest haha ya you must be from USA
I guess u r one of those 20% Americans that he mentioned! Lol...😂 it's 'best' not goodest! But glad u enjoyed the standup 😊
I think he made that mistake deliberately
Too much good-est 🤣🤣
Crowd was sleepy. Well done Vir das.
@@ina-tajwedwab2486 yea .. you can say that.
Typical Canadians man.
@@ina-tajwedwab2486 no most of them just couldn't get some of the jokes. No race issue here.
Yes ☺
As a Malaysian, man that Kuala Lumpur comment was like a jab
I felt that too, right to the stomach 😂
Ya wei... we have 3 towers btw.. hahah
Kuala lumpur is really famous nowadays..haha
@@evilutionvj What do you mean 😂😂😂
It's a joke guys.
Calm down
Not to forget, Kuala Lumpur is beautiful ;)
Nobody:
Vir Das: I'm brown and I have a beard
Better take it slow
Holy sht once Vir Das said it, coincidentally I read your comment right away 😅
The video was good but I didn't understood this brown beard part...if you could explain
Piyush I think it was about him mistaken as an Arab man.
@@piyush9107 in foreign countries brown man with beard treated as terrorist and I read in some comments that someone is killed by a policeman for overspeeding because he was brown with a beard
That Mohammad Joke was pretty brave though. Hope he dosen't get shot for that LOL.
So you think making fun of religions is brave .huh
@@Flidismer in case of islam yeah it is brave!!
@@shashankdixit8949 yeah
he didnt say anything offensive so its ok lol
Since he didn't attempt to draw Mohammad, he should be save... :D
His jokes were fantastic but why was the crowd so quiet?? Weird.
@Ishara Naotunna lol
I feel like it was mostly older generation and that's why. A younger audience would pick things up easier and be accepting of certain jokes.
Maybe they just have a good acustic in that room and a good sound "manager" ...
I think they wanted the comedian to overshadow the crowd...
Its fine.
Just listen to him and laugh.
becos the audi was big and mic was far way...their natural laugh away from reach or something...well idk XD
Because he is dumb as f**
Now YoU wOnT kNoW wHY I HaVe sO MaNy LiKeS
So true
Or his jokes.
I thought canadians understand Sarcasm since they call pewdiepie army....but I guess I was wrong
@@sasmalprasanjit2764 9 year old normies
In such cases....audience's laugh is muted to some extent for better quality audio of the speaker
Brilliant! I think I was laughing hard enough to make up for the duds in the audience!
Thank you for your service ma'am :)
Same here, I was full-on cackling which may have been a mistake since I was trying not to wake up my mother, but oh well XD XD
Hey Ma'am I see you under every vir das video.
His name literally translates to "BRAVE SLAVE".
Edit: "BRAVE DEVOTEE OF GOD ".
Vir also means Hero so it can Be " Slave Hero"
@@minarulkarim743 true
Das also translates to servant.
Not all servants are slaves.
Wtf!!😂😂😂😂
Exactly!
This guy deserves more laughter and claps. Either the audience are stupid or too snobby to respond.
Or the audience is older, or another reason, no need to insult the crowd.
Admittedly, I'd probably be part of the stupid crowd, and I have definitive silent laughter
Or a combination of the two
Wear headphones. Everyone was laughing.
joke on racism
joke on religion
joke on men and women
VIR DAS at his very best. He's the guy who started english stand-ups in india. THE BEST
"Hinduism by Disney"
I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jokes are so cleverly written big thumbs up!
Just the women men jokes were kinda sexist... Men want "some" mentality drives to mentality which encourages and normalizes cheating for men. Only idiots laugh at that joke
@@chitrikart2328 it’s just a joke get over it lol and the people who laugh at it aren’t idiots they have humor.
@@chitrikart2328 women can simply ask for sex but men can't that's the problem
@@teghbir6666 woah ,, that is true ,,, it seems like there is a presumption that men want it all the time ad would do anything to get it however if they don't then they are probably gay ,,,
Why does he sound like he's giving a ted talk
Bro i feel if someone's comedy can make a difference and bring betterment in people's thought process , it should be accepted
Remember George Carlin
That's his style actually
Because that's comedy in 2019.
It's his style
I dont think he is going back in india lol
He is sick of those clothings 😂😂😂😂😂
coz he does not live in india..
@@Subhrajitbhattacherjee he does
@@nilesh2543 check it . he lives with his gf somewhere in europe
@@Subhrajitbhattacherjee he Is married and lives in Bandra with his wife.
@@nilesh2543 i meant his wife.. check out his speech in that university.. he mentioned it.. its hard to say .. he was born in nigeria studied in US, lived in europe..must be doing to-n-fro. i was told he was kicked out of bandra apartment few years ago...when i was nearby that place
Man I really miss Vir on his TV show when he was stabbing up and slashing some bad guys as a cool-spy-bro.
Can u tell the name of show
Whiskey cavalier?
@@ashishvaishya7721 whiskey cavalier
Whiskey Cavelar
yeah...it was a good one
If women want it, they can ask for it 😂🤷💚
No they won't....they r not so simple
@@avikdas9649 society told them.. It's disgusting while men were told its OK...
@@avikdas9649 Have you ever met a woman lmao
@@avikdas9649 so you would rather assume instead of waiting for consent? Sick 🤮
@@avikdas9649 yes we would ask. Are u a woman? Listen to women. A yes is a yes.
vir is so funny! he has a way of combining current events and humor in a manner that is so intelligent. when touching on religion and Indian gods, he does so in a way that is clear, easily understood, and relatable. keep up the good work!
You can sum all that up in the word "witty"
This is how you make jokes without being offensive to anyone
offensive jokes are the best tho
@@MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp depends on your definition of offensive tbh
Offensive, that makes the crowd go silent or "aww" but applauds for the joke later.
@@6abhisekbackup9 That kind of gives me "burn" vibes..I always like those
Offensive is subjective. What is offensive to you may not be to others. This video could also be offensive. In short, your comment is dumb.
*"That's why guys like me are denied entry."*
I felt that shit and laughed/cried at the same time 😂😂(joke)
“There’s one tower and once you’ve seen it, you’ve seen it all.”
The prostate: Am I a joke to you?
What do u think prostate is?
@@shameena6045 🍒
@@SelvaKumar_1992 Dude thats the testicles, the prostate is a gland inside your reproductive system.
What prostate gland is inside the Male reproductive system😅
@@soumyasharma1772 that's what gives pleasure to gay men having sex. But pegging exists too.
This man is amazing. You rarely have a comedian who's brave enough to target wokeness especially in 2020.
“What are you people on acid?” I died laughing 😂😂
And it wasn't even funny. U have pretty low standardof comedy
@@musiclover90909 comedy is subjective so STFU you one of 80% Indian
@@VijayThakurMD u nailed it 😂😂😂
@@VijayThakurMD it is subjective but it shows the standard of exposure to comedy and person's intellect as well. You and shreyas seem from the same cadre. 🤣
@@musiclover90909 you are clearly showing your own standards though
The f*** was wrong with this audience?? Were they invited for free food and then made to sit through 3 hrs of stand up, and Vir Das was the last one on before dinner, except they didn't know he was the last one??
This is an unbiased general religion roast..
"I wanna talk about God now, but I'm brown and have a beard, so we're go slow" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I am so excited I have an opportunity to make history this week. I get to be the first ever Indian, who comes to Canada, and then leaves."
Me: likes the video.
As a Malaysian, that Kuala Lumpur joke does ring true a bit.
As a Muslim though, that Muhammad joke was funny if not morbid. Extremism, man...
It was a joke, learn to appreciate it.
Also you're proving his joke to be true, since you can't take one, some guy got shot for drawing Mohammad.
@@harshmistry4023 Oh no, I love the joke really. It's the harsh reality that my fellow Muslims would go to such extremes 'for the good name of the religion' so to speak is what saddens me.
@@CausallyExplained I'm not sure who you're referring to here... if it's me, believe me that I appreciate the joke really, just the reality of it all makes me sad for humanity.
@@alllife123 oops my bad miss took that ig.
@@harshmistry4023 Did you even read what the OP wrote or just reprimanding him because he's apparently Muslim?
whenever someone try to draw Mohammad he got shot...strong and true
vikas kumar screw you
@@ahmadarshad7429 what happened brother. Are you triggered ...lol
Because there is no real picture of him as it is forbidden in islam ... and people who tried to draw mostly tried drawing caricatures of him... i am not justifying shooting them but they should also respect our ways ... we are not drawing caricatures of other religious figures so why mock us ?
@@ahmedtanvir346 bro this guy mocks every religion. There must be some triggered hindus and christians as well and guess what they don't get triggered so easily. So if you don't like this kind of comedy don't watch it instead of watching it then getting triggered and then arguing about your beliefs with strangers.
@@ahmedtanvir346 they have their rights to raise questions to any religion doesn't mean you bomb them like that newspaper office after they mock Mohammad
Joke on Muhammad wow u r really brave bro
@@harshhere8963 ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's why he didn't complete that joke. He did a "Vir" thing though.😬
@@AKT1610 he completed
I know right 😂
Bin Laden is watching
He was great, ..."There are ships in the ocean stuck without sails"
😂😂😂
what does it mean wrt Indian clothing?
@@YOTUBE8848I think he meant was sarees ( Indian dress). They are quite long piece of cloth wrapped around
My god, so much it went over the audience's head.
The joke where he says there are ships in oceans stuck because of fabrics just got funnier after the evergiven incedent.
ikr!!
He is amazing.This is what we call intellectual comedy. still laughing.
The last line OMG 🤣
"We were finding an opening through the clothing"
😂 😂 😂
Vir: everytime someone tried to draw Mohammad, somebody got shot
Me, an intellectual Muslim: Nice Nice Nice Nice Nice
You'll be expelled from your community soon
Islam has been proofed as a message of God (Allah)
@@naqvi1283 If not for the spello, i would have believed you!
@@nishakuttan2822 Ohh Plsss! ha ha!
@hatter00 and you're just another extremist forcing his opinions on random people and acquainting billions of people for the insanity of a few thousand
Terrible audience! He is taking pauses expecting laugh but not getting anything in return.
But bless him he persevered
Deadest crowd ever!
Are u among those 20% americans he mentioned?!
But like the crowd. You two missed the point being made.
Omg, he's amazing 😂
Damn, he was so good. c'mon audience wtf is up?
What a dull audience !!
Muhammad joke😂😂😂
I think I just found my new favorite comedian
4:46 Male bodies are like Kualalumpur ..there's one tower once you have seen it nothing else to do ...
what is kaulalumpur
@@enaz336 kaulalumpur is the capital of Malaysia and it has twin towers ..here the in the joke the tower refers to man's dick and once you see it there is nothing left to watch
It koala lempurrr thank you..
ohhh. Kuala Lumpur, im from Malaysia actually. Lol
"male body is like kulalampur there's one tower once you've seen it there's nothing else to do" IM DEAD
As a Muslim that joke on Mohammed(PBUH) was hilarious
well, the westerns were having hard times connecting and relating with him. dont worry, we really enjoy lol
I like him 😂😂 and I love that he doesn’t change his accent
He's officially my new favourite...😂
Because he is handsome...ha ha
This was great!!! That crowd though
3:09 this joke hits different now
Hlw france people 😂
"I believe in Goddish"
**Happy Divine Oddish noises**
I just discovered him yesterday 😂 I’m so happy. He is fricking awesome 😂😂😂
Same here
@@riyapatel8409 because he is handsome right ?
Zabardast video. Best but not the goodest 😁😊
Pathetic audience. They had the most laughs on hand job joke😑. I guess that's why Vir got nervous and messed up his execution
@@cy1050 uh... what? Yeah no, definitely not that. Probably just an older audience or something
@@bluefiregamingandcards yeah, or tired. They gave him a huge hand at the end. Not a hand job, though.
This was pretty clever
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this hard in my life. This guy is a genius
Thus guy is Indian smart! Significant lag from the audience!
This guy definitely deserves more laughs. Brilliant display of comedic talent and intelligence here. Too bad the audience failed to fully capture and appreciate it.
Oh my god why these people are not laughing at proper jokes, what happened to them , are they not understanding the jokes?🙄🙄
That American English joke was fantastic.
hes in Quebec...first language is French.. not English
Its Montreal! They are French listening to an Indian comic speaking in English... so not so much of connection there.
He is so sweet and funny. I'm not indian nor have I ever been to india but I got all of his jokes. I've been laughing my guts out for 6 minutes and 28 seconds
May be use Dubai instead of Kuala Lumpur
There more to see in dubai than just the burj khalifa tower
May be he will use it in front of a black crowd 😂😂😂😂
Why is it every time a comedian is in Canada, the crowd is garbage lol
"And if you can't tell the diference!!"
Man, America gonna be great again...
Well ! Kuala Lumpur has twin towers.
😅😅😅😅😅
Can’t pinpoint it but the “getting ‘it’ vs getting ‘some’” bit felt VERY familiar. Retread joke?
Its not like its exactly a novel concept.
He makes the same joke in his first Netflix special and it was the main joke of that special's trailer. Maybe you heard it when opening Netflix?
Yeah I have heard that joke before from different guy (I can't remember who) but worded a bit differently. Who knows who came up with it first.
Isn't this your stand up on Netflix with a different place
Live audience response Is amazing
That was fucking hilarious. First time ever seeing his stand-up and I will definitely be on the lookout for more.
Jokes in the name of liberalism.. Yuck !
Saw his stand up on youtube years ago and it wasnt great.This is really good.He improved alot.
Whats with dead crowd..he had some good joke which deserved more laughter.
Canadians are seriously not intelligent!
Not enough laughter
U need an intelligent audience!!
Please dont make fun of religions please
Man you are just awesome ...and you are different from all other comedians ... Now a days there are some famous comedians who just uses a negative way of making people laugh, abusive language and even make jokes on women but you always choose a topic with something to learn from and give a message through your shows .... I love to hear you ..
I liked the guy.
Jokes weren't bad, but delivery came out over emphasized, thus it wasn't all that funny
That's his style. Because the audience is dead, it feels like that.
I'm a Malaysian Indian..When he said Kuala Lumpur he was damn right😂😂😂
who else loves feminist men? this was so good, I loved it 😊😇
Wot
Oh he is not feminist he just love to see women body parts without hassling, just it
No one
Feminist men? The fuck is that? People confused of their gender?
Modern feminism is a cancerous lesion that causes division between genders.
I have seen that jokes in one of his video(netflix special).
compare the entire Canada with Kuala Lumpur, huh.......... why not the entire Malaysia?
Everyone!!
2 mins of Silence for the DEAD AUDIENCE....🙏
This wave of Indian standup comedians are way better than Russell Peters.........They make fun of India in a smart way...not by cracking age-old Stereotypical jokes....Great Job,Vir Das.
"i think the first time mohamed walked into a mosque .... silence" XD i expected that looool
Guys like Kuala Lumpur...once u see the tower thats it..nothing else to see....oh man..Im from KL and you change my view about my own hometown🤣
Everytime they tried to draw Mohammad in an offensive way they were boycott
Wtf you trying to say.. Why do they shoot people man
@S K maybe they should learn their lesson then
Omg tough crowd…. Tough crowd…. As a french canadian who lives in Montreal, here’s the thing: We dont laugh at jokes about god and/or women anymore… it’s like « yeah… we heard it before…. But we will laugh politely ». Actually it’s the humour that we had 20-30 years ago. We are into absurd humour now. His jokes were predictable… but he is good! That’s why I’m leaving this comment, for anyone wandering why the crowd is so cold haha. was not the best crowd for him. Anyway! He is awesome I’m watching more videos from him now! He seems really smart and wholesome! ❤️
3:03 - 3:15 Proud moment for Islam 😂
"20% of Indians are smart. Except that 20% of India is 90% of most countries."
WoW bro....
Many of audience laughed when they reached home. I think his humor needed to sink.
These days people became so idiotic that they didn't even realise what they are laughing for.....
Stop this bloody cultural abuse for sarcasm....
It really doesn't make any sense but can make bucks for someone who is vehemently bashing it without any in depth knowledge...
Some fresh comedy on here at last
Who else thinks he's going bad now? I saw his live show last year.. It was hell of a show.. Fuk in amazing 100/10. And then i saw his live show again 2 months back. It was dull as fuck. Only laughed for 15 mins out of 2h. And after seeing this one. Meh i'm not watching him again ever
The jokes were good I don't het why it felt so stale
his delivery wasn't as good as it was other times when he performed
The audience didn't feel interactive enough! I still laughed
It was 100% the audience. His delivery was fire but the audience was dead. That totally killed the vibe but he was HILARIOUS for me