Marjorie Taylor Greene Slams Mike Johnson's Ukraine Aid Proposal
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- Seth addresses Marjorie Taylor Greene criticizing Mike Johnson's Ukraine aid proposal, Qdoba offering free burritos for National Burrito Day and more in his monologue for Thursday, April 4, before taking a closer look at Trump's net worth plunging by more than a billion dollars.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Slams Mike Johnson's Ukraine Aid Proposal - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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"The stock market is a casino, it's not the real economy." That's the only thing I've heard about the stock market that I can actually understand. Ya gotta love Seth.
I've always called the Stock Market "the Rich Man's Lottery"...
Not even a Casino, you are better off in one of those then the stock-market.
In black-jack, the Odds don't change just because the house had a bad day!
Added:
The primary way of staying safe in the Stock market, diversifying, would end with you bankrupt if you tried it in a casino. Now I am left wondering if the comparison is one of those 'only surface deep' things. That it might be camouflaging a greater problem with the Stock Market, by allowing us to blame the 'gamblers fallacy' for all the systematic failings that occur within.
The cat, "mind if I go". If you've ever had cats, so true.
👴🏻🥃 STOP SMOKING CRACK
@@paulyricca3881 lol you're funny
Except they’d be more “you’re stuck? Ok. I’m out. See you at home! Make sure you don’t take too long as I need you to put the heater on for me. Thanks Mum”
A cat would never ask permission for anything. They aren't owned, they adopt staff to serve them. I have two that I serve.
👋😼See ya !
It's all theater. Has one function. delay, delay, delay.
the gop needs to be disbanded......
Is it ever!
MTG constituents should explain why they hate humanity.
Despise decency, love lies, embrace extortion, choose facts, and whine, whine, whine!
Her district is close to where they filmed Deliverance. That's a pretty good explanation.
She doesn’t have any to speak of. Her district is the reddest, most gerrymandered district in the country.
Her district is also the area of the state that violated two 1830s SCOTUS decisions and violently took over Cherokee lands and homes in the 1830s.
@@melt4769ah. That explains why they love Jeffy dahmersraelis so much..
Her cat introducing her:
"She's a rescue."
Is there NO way to drop off Marge to the east of Kiev and see how she gets on for a week or two, facing down her buddy Vlad's forces? 🤔👌
It's worth a try!
@@thomasmcginnis3783 Frigging auto correct. 😡
If you listen to MTG's advice you already lost the game before you started.
👴🏻🥃 BRING BACK JACK PAAR
I love listening to her 'advice', helps with my morning bm
When Chump sees Melania, he'll probably call her Alina.🤣🤣
Or Mercedes.
"Empty G" 😂❤
🥃👴🏻 U NEED A GIRL AND A JOB
I see what you did there 😂😂😂😂
Sorry for MTG everyone. But we should explain a little GA history. When MTG moved from where she was born near here in Milledgeville, where people are somewhat normal. To where there are more of her people. People who love life with hate filled hearts. A concentrated area of hate, more than anywhere else in Georgia, Forsyth County. She was a senior at South Forsyth County High School where she learned to cheat to graduate in 1992. Which means she began High School at a very significant time when the entire world was focused on Forsyth, GA on a cold rainy day with a light snow on the ground in 1987. When a local NAACP chapter and locals tried to have a march through town against racism. Being at that impressionable age of her last year of middle school. Surely this event had a huge influence on her. The protestors were pelted with rocks and bottles yelling what you would expect from KKK members. The marchers were forced to abandon their 2.5 mile march that day. I'm certain in a huge celebration for MTG and friends. But their racist history goes deeper.
Forsyth can trace their recent racist history to the turn of our last century. To an unwritten white's only law dating to 1912, when white vigilantes openly lynched a black man in town, nearly driving out all people of color in the town. Which is why today, Forsyth is still listed as one of the top 10 most racist counties in the US. Which I'm certain is a badge MTG wears proudly. It's that whole _if we don't know our history_ thing. Which reminds me, most don't know we have been here before. _Maga_ and _America First_ are old racist tag's from the 30s. When Hitler was elected to power in 1933, he began his influence of racist hate around the world. You can hear the entire story on a podcast from Rachel Maddow. The one she left NBC to make, her "Ultra" podcast. That describes this period in great detail. Right to the Federal Trial of members of Congress during WW2. It's still the only place I know of who has all this information in one piece, but it's there. Doomed to repeat history, it seems we are.
Wow wow wow 😢. Thank you so much for sharing that information ❤
MTG understands nothing about international politics. So I am not surprised 😯. And she is not alone 😮
What shocks me about Trump suing the co-founders of his company is that any lawyers are still willing to work for him.
They feed on the publicity - it gives them more work if they are known..
And i bet there's at least 1 maga crazed lawyer in the states who would like to kiss drumph ass..
Because if he wins the suit he won't be the one paying them 😂
That anyone is willing to work with him. I'm surprised he can get his lawn mowed.
If you’re a lawyer with the worst portfolio whom nobody is hiring, you would work for him. It’s losers finding each other and propping each other up.
Contingency
You'd expect that someone with as much business fraud experience as Trump would understand shorting stock.
Luckily he can't for 6 months
Laughing stock maybe.
He should know everything about stocks. He's smarter than everybody. Sharp as a pile of jello.
@@markmac2206 wow thats a statement😂
Nah. The wealthiest may own the most stock, but they always pay someone else to manage it.
One day Seth will be knighted for his service during these dark days
Best comment Seth had for that picture of Rudy. Rudy just sat on his Balls 😂
Best 'Finding Your Roots' ever. 😆
MTG seems to have a radical anti-governing stance considering that she is in government.
I have never once heard anyone republican or Democrat support anything MTG has had to say. She is a waste of tax payers money and good air.
But people keep voting for her!
she's doing her job. clown that makes money.
She's from Florida. That's not good air
Clearly, you just don’t hang out with the wrong people.
@@petecooganshe's from Georgia. Not too much better
You could have made Rudy say, "You gonna eat that turkey?" Cut to Rudy's hair dripping."I make my own gravy"
It's actually a good one !
The impersonation of Rudy is funny whichever way it’s said..still chuckling still😂😂😂
I totally heard that in Seth's voice.
The thing that is wild is that MTG is calling Johnson a secret Democrat because he...*checks notes*...did his job? It was the bare minimum and arguably less but he still did far more of the job than she has done.
...which, by extension, is a tacit admission that the purpose of the GOP is to _not_ govern. If only her constituents understood this.
But if Majorie was speaker, or VP, or whatever her little heart thinks she is destined to be, this country would be great again, because humanity would have ceased to exist.
what's the difference between huge stinky farts and legislation? MTG never passes any legislation on the House floor.
And Trump was calling him several times a week. I'm glad he didn't want to listen to Trump's crap.. an MTG is also a nutcase they need to be put in the same asylum! They would make a great couple😅
Putin was going to attack Poland (when he thought Ukraine would only take 3 days). Poland is in NATO which would mean US troops on the ground.
We should be thankful towards Ukraine
Note: In January Putin said Alaska will be Russian again.
Putin never thought that - the 3 day prediction came from western experts.
You know how people say Russians fall for Putin's propoganda ... *shrug*
Got a citation for that note?
Yeah. While I would not be surprised if he did say that, a citation would be good to have.
He did and he will not stop with Ukraine! He’ll take all the “ Stan’s back “
I'd very much like to third that request for a citation
The change in Mike Johnson is called “being a leader” and dealing with reality. No wonder EmptyG doesn’t recognize it.
🥃👴🏻 ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?
Uhhh... Mike Johnson does not deal with reality. He's certainly no leader. He doesn't care about majority of Americans. He cares about what trump thinks and whatever complies with his personal beliefs.
What is this "reality" you speak of? Asking for Marjorie.
Mike Johnson is very far from a leader, he’s a pos that takes order from a traitor to the US, that’s very disgusting!!
@@sherinameless1618 🥃👴🏻 WE LOVE U OJ . WHY WHY IS HE GONE?
I love how EVERYONE rips on poor little Eric lmao
Though I love Seth's impressions, Colbert gets my vote for Best Eric Impersonation.
I kinda feel sorry for Eric, because he never had a shot at being a decent person, but he has committed to being, well, Eric, so I guess we have to respect his choices.
The stock market is BS. That’s the best explainer I’ve heard in a while.
It's the "Rich Man's Lottery"...
Trump wishes he had the money Taylor Swift actually has!! 🤣🤣
His stock swiftly dropped a billion dollars.
I heard he asked for a loan 😅
That's cute 🤭 @@markmac2206
And the worldwide popularity
Facts 👊🏾@@grizzlynad
Correction: The burrito is NOT a mexican dish, no one eats it there. Source: I'm mexican
Other comments have been pointing out that it was apparently invented in California.
Are you in Mexico? Using your own logic., how can you be Mexican if you are not?
@KentonJoseph
🤣🤣🤣🤣 the dumbest comment on social media I have ever seen.
So it's Cal-Mex cuisine...
Bueritos were invented by the Mayans. Doesn't get much more Mexican than that.
MTG a wonderful example of a failed human being.
Wait, she's human?
MTG is the reason why abortions are very necessary!
Why does Mother Russia Green have any say in anything?
Can you imagine creating a social network only to be sued for those shares by the person who asked you to create it. How does anyone think this guy wouldn't sell off his own family just to get a dollar?
Can we just never hear about Trump ever again? I'm so tired of this guy.
Amen.
Right after they slam a cell door where he will serve a life sentence
@@tammylathrop6223oh nooooo! If he goes to prison I want weekly updates
And to think, I used to watch The Apprentice.
My question is why is Mtg still in our USG . She is a traitor
She is a representation of the people in her electorate.
14-3 Of the Constitution was written with her in mind, why hasn't it been invoked on her insurectionist, treasonist ass?
@@rebelaqua823That’s what really scares me.
Why is Trump allowed to run? He's a traitor.
The madness of being MTG & Trump, both blights on the USA, & Trump can't pay his bills!
He can. At the moment.
@@spateri728no, he can't. He was begging to get the appeal amount lowered and it worked. He still is having a problem coming up with the 175 million. The bond company he used doesn't have the money either...
Technically it isn't a bond company and that's part of the problem. But the point stands that the sub prime king lender isn't qualified to loan him that much in the form of a bond
Empty-G thinks she has a shot at becoming the Speaker some day!😂
The POWER! The CHAOS!
When Seth imitates Trump and others I get happy. 😂😂😂
Correction! Burritos as we know them today are not mexican dishes. They are specifically Tex-mex, not from LA or SF as other people might have you believe. Mexican Burritos tend to have much less food in them and resemble tacos in the way they are prepared, meat and beans with toppings. The Tex-Mex variety can contain the lettuce/cheese/salsa/avocado as fillings.
These 3-4 last Closer Looks should be your submission to the Emmies.. quality material.
Seth is the man, while all the late nights survived the Pandemic to return to their comfort zones, Seth has taken his comedy/reporting to whole new level. Thanks Seth for so many Lol moments, highlight of my day as Seth always drops first🤗👍🧉🥂🍷🍸🥃🍻🍺🍻🍹
Concise / Credible / Comical
The Holy Trinity of Seth 🤓🙏
MTG is the pride of the republican party and they have no problem with that because someone has to be. She represents them so well.
What?
The trader joes near my house has more revenue in a busy weekend than truth social makes in a year. The stock should be worth pennies at most.
Oh yes, let’s all listen to everything MTG says. She’s not a white supremacist, not a Christian nationalist, not a bigot, and above all, not completely insane.
In opposite land! Boom. Gotem!
@@BenedictMHollandEXACTLY!😂💙✌🏽💙
I would like to know the individuals responsible for voting MTG in. I don’t understand it, I mean her. Or both. I’m confused. What is this. Where are we. Where’s my sweets & warm shoes? Someone hug me.
Its nice the cat stayed with her, though. Mine would ditch me the second they realized I didnt have their food
In 6 months the stock will be worthless. It's losing value every day. He will have to announce his sale of the stock which will cause a massive sell off. That will cause a massive loss of value before he could sell.
If you painted her green, she'd look like a bad stunt double for Shrek wearing a wig.
It's always crazy how when House Republicans aren't beefing with the Democrats, they're beefing with each other.
i love the rat 🐀 finding your roots joke 🐀
Majorie Green should stand trial before the Court in Den Hague for crimes against humanity!
The Hague or Den Haag.
Or _'s Gravenhage_ if you're posh.
She is the Den Haag alright. @@MarcKloos
Send her Spandau prison!
she should stand in a stockyard, so we can see if we can tell the difference ...
Exactly
CORRECTION: my first time as a jackal, but the Burrito was apparently invented in LA in the 1930s, not Mexico
Native Americans have been eating tortillas, tacos, wraps & burritos, etc. millennium before Europeans (who think nothing happened before their written language documented it) stumbled onto these lands.
The "wrap", food enclosed on some form of bread, is an universal item in most ethnic cultures, like dumplings, chicken soup, and flatbread.
The Mayans were eating food wrapped in tortillas in 1500bc
Yeah, but did those earlier civilizations have the "food wrapped in bread Supreme, guac $1 extra"?
The Don: Mel, you look great. Have you been working out?
Melania: Yes, Donald. Of course I work out 5 nights a week ….with the Sacret Service! Shhhh. Don’t tell my husband. 😊
ive read that with Trevor's voice
The burrito was invented in the Mission, San Francisco, California.
The Mayans were using tortillas to wrap food as early as 1500bc. Did they live in the mission??
Their ancestors, maybe? Perhaps?
@@douchopotamus3755 Not everything wrapped in a tortilla is a burrito. Also, the Mayans weren't eating flour tortillas in case you didn't know.
@@roberttower8059 so if I put a Reuben sandwich on a burger bun, it becomes an entirely new sandwich?
What and absolutely non existent distinction you are making.
'Burrito' was first used to describe what we now call a taco. Meat wrapped in a corn tortilla.
Damn it's like you guys just refuse to do even the most basic Google searches just so you can act pedantic and feel superior for even a second in your meaningless excuse for a life. But then you STILL GET IT WRONG.
what's it like being stupid?
@@douchopotamus3755 Reuben sandwich huh? Okay, so your argument is that using the same inside ingredients results in the same. Burger bun, rye bread, doesn't matter... still a Reuben because it has the same interior.
Yet you somehow also tried to argue that the outside was the only thing that matters, and anything inside a tortilla counts as a burrito. By that logic, anything inside rye bread is a Reuben. Or anything inside a burger bun is a burger. If the inside matters, then you can't argue the Mayan's invented the burrito.
Then the comments about being pedantic and still being wrong.... beautiful irony. Just absolutely brilliant. Chef's kiss. Regarding your last question, you need to look long and hard inside yourself and only then will you actually see what it's like.
Correction: The hole that blew in the Alaska airliner wasn't an actual door. It used to be a door that was bolted shut and became part of the hull (they removed and fogot to re-attach those bolts when they were making a repair). There were wall panels covering that area on the inside, so the passengers wouldn't even have known that there used to be a door. Also, there was no one sitting next to where the hole blew, the seat was miraculously unoccupied, which might be the only reason that there was no fatality.
Hopefully, after November, Marjorie Taylor Greene will be looking for new employment.
Or maybe her home planet will come back for her.
The stock didn't fall because it reported its losses - these were known BEFORE they went public.
The stock fell because it is a bubble; just like the overall market is.
Pump & Dump.
Just like his dealings with women...
@@caronstout354 He even dumped his grand mother. She founded the real estate empire: E. Trump & Son.
Donald Trump inherited and renamed the company.
Elizabeth Christ Trump is his paternal grandmother.
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
Marjorie Taylor Greene is Trumps long lost daughter!! 🤣🤣
💩🚽
💩🚽
The daughter he wants to have sex with or the daughter he rarely remembers exists?
👴🏻🥃 SOOO HOWS YO MOTHER DOIN?
I have a couple of friends older than her with the same May 27 birthday, and neither will admit to pooping on their birthday in Georgia, but I dunno, they're pretty cool people, and I could see their special birthday poops turning into something like her, like Bubbles and Wendy Jo absorbed all the good from their birthday, and pooped what was left to make some MTG.
Stock claim is yet another example of Trump lying to get credit.
When Trumps mouth is moving, it's a lie, and if he has his hands on something, it's a scam. Wake up America!
That cat most likely lured the lady into the mountains.
Full Name: MARJORIE TOILET GREENE
Full Name: DONALD JAIL TRUMP
I'd say it would be a bet on the company losing millions if you showed a clip pointing out people were short selling the stock. I bet they are doing that, though. Garbage company.
Good morning seth meyers fans
Twonkolini needs to start wearing some kind of sash, maybe a couple hundred medals, he's looking so balcony.
honestly in a decade of amazing comments, this is one of my bestest; I came up to myself with tears in my eyes and I said "Sir, that is the bestest comment I ever heard, thank you."
@@stevenmoore3480 I have to agree with you, and with earlier you. This is a great comment, and the reply was good too. Kudos!
@@sherinameless1618 haha cheers, and you have a lovely day sheri who shall remain nameless.
A friend of mine keeps pigs 🐖
One of them has eyes that are really close together 👀
If it was slightly less intelligent then I think people might confuse it with MTG 🤔
9:38 "The stock market is bulls#$%" Incorrect. Sometimes it's bears#$%
Perfectly explained, the stock market is bullsh*t!!!
Mike johnson looks like colbert fused with john oliver😂
I think he looks like Scary Potter, Harry Potters alt right Cult lovin' weird Uncle.
The ultra-conservative uncle that voted for Brexit...@@Missunderstood103
I appreciate the longer videos
"The stock market is bulls***"
That line alone gets this video a like.
Melania will be at the fundraiser? That means they found Melania!
Well help her escape again don't worry, the poor woman and baron have been through enough
She renegotiated their pre-nup agreement again recently. It's probably a mandatory appearance. She's been avoiding him most likely. Can't say I blame her
There was a message at the hotel desk. Melania is spending some time with her new friend Shelly Miscavige.
@@ConstantChaos1 Free country, no one makes her stay there.
@KentonJoseph lmfao as if she wouldn't be harassed and probably offer by Maga if she tried to leave
She was a mail order bride she has to stick it out to get her cut when he does, she doesn't have marketable skills, you clearly have no idea what you're talking about lol
this version of the news is quite accurate - and comical. standard channel shows interject mundane political spins
To be fair, if Marjorie can find Ukraine on a world map she should be allowed to have her way on the aid package.
👍🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣
Even if she was close, like +/- 5 countries near it.
😼Oh, SNNNAP!!
Whew! Their aid is safe!
Devious, but fair. I approve.
The solo photo of Stinky Don - his neck should be pixelated. 😂
Watching this episode and I’m still giggling, particularly over Seth’s Rudy impersonation throughout 😂😂😂
Seth at his best,, love it
It ought to be a legal requirement that cat owners prove they are smarter than their cat.
omg taytok is brilliant
Correction... burritos are an American invention. If you go to non tourists places in Mexico, you won't find a single burrito.
I love the beginning. Eddie rolling around with no legs was hilarious. The cops lift him up, lol
"Im driving with my head out the sunroof..lala"😅😅😅
While texting, too? Heck, I thought I was doing good with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a manual transmission.
Correction: the stock market B.S. is a MICROeconomic topic, not a MACROeconomic topic. I guess they don't teach econ at Nerdwestern.
I am no longer watching any videos with MTG in them.
It hurts my being to let that into my consciousness and why I left local government.
Awesomeness Seth!!!😂😂
It's almost like they think WE think they are getting away with positing these twice just to harvest that sweet ad revenue. But joke's on them because I WATCHED IT BOTH TIMES.
Take that Meyers!
Sometimes I feel like the second posting is "Remedial Closer Look," for those of us who didn't fully appreciate all the cleverness the first time.
"mtg knowingly does/says insane thing in effort to remain relevant no matter the cost to her reputation - is it working??"
I can't believe I lost 25% of my $1 investment in DJT 😢
Love the Cat impression, Seth!
Yes! The Muppets in the theater box was exactly what I thought of with Bernie and Joe! 😂
Can you go back to keeping segments separate? I've already watched a closer look and now for no reason the monologue has it tacked onto it.
I used to enjoy the monologue video, and separately, A Closer Look.
Now, you release ACL, and hours later, the monologue & ACL again.
Why?
Other than waste compute resources on Google's servers, we end up watching the same video twice.
Sure, I _could_ put it down, but that assumes my hands are free, and not that I'm doing the dishes or building a Platsa closet while watching this.
Either way, keep it up. We love you! ❤
You just created a trump supporter with that weird complaint.
thank god you said "doing the dishes".
i had a whole other picture in mind.
@@Asmodis4I mean, I _am_ jackaling off to this, but that's not quite as satisfying
"...in his little white boots!" 🤣
MTG is a monster...maybe give her less of what she wants. Attention.
trump got to be trump. What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine.
MTG is one of the reason am not voting republican anymore
good work Seth and crew
You know, macroeconomics has nothing to do with stocks and valuations; it's about observations in the changes of the economy due to policy.
👴🏻🥃 BRING BACK JACK PAAR
2:11 Actually, burritos are not Mexican. They're Tex-Mex, as told to me on two separate occasions by ppl from Mexico.
The rat on "Finding Your Roots." 🤣🤣🤣
Diaper Don is not someone I'd want to sit next to at any meal. Imagine the stench. ick.
I ran has the right to defend itself 😂