Vladimir Putin Set to Meet with Kim Jong Un This Week
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- Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, June 18, then checks in with his monologue writers and holds a surprise inspection to review the quality of their jokes.
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Vladimir Putin Set to Meet with Kim Jong Un This Week - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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I love Seth's reaction to the jump scare reaction 🤣
HIGHLIGHT!
It's like a.. mutual jumpscare of sorts
Just when I thought Scollins had started writing tame jokes… he goes AND TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF!
Ha haaa! Still wanna go to Aspen??
Scollins for real in playoff form. Outstanding
@@kit2770 "What was her name? Slippy? Slappy?"
@michaelccozens "Oh! Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though."
Seth: *tells a joke about Siegfried and Roy's tiger attack*
Me, clenching my fists in anger: "Scollins."
Love a "Scollins" w/ fist comment.
Scollins and his damn calendar 😂
I met both of them when I was working in vegas and they gave me a tour of their home. The nicest men.
@@triffus You could even say they were...tender.
At least the lions thought so!
When showing a little leg goes wrong
I consistently genuinely enjoy the rejected Ally jokes. That's sorta the genius thing about this bit: There are jokes that are subjectively hilarious, and even if they don't appeal to a wider audience, they still get to be heard and enjoyed by the subset they were written for.
Like the island of misfit toys...
Ally’s a comedic genius. The things she pulls out of her head . . . MIND-BLOWING!
Seth is a fantastic comedian as well. His delivery is so superb that even if the joke fails you still laugh at his reaction to it.
Well said! (genuinely!). I couldn't find the words to describe what I was feeling. That's exactly right! I appreciate when others help articulate our human experiences. . . I like her jokes, too.
Now you explained the bit it's not funny anymore
The joke about the cost of college books was good!
And painful 😂❤
Yeah that really seemed like a Late Night standard.. it's a goodie
My kid agrees lmao
Jimmy Fallon made a similar joke, and I felt them both.
The scream and Seth's delight had me dying
I watched that part like 5 times! The audience members reaction 💀, his reaction 🤣🪦
😂😂😂😂Yes!!!
He wrote a jump scare! 🤣
That got me too 🤣🤣🤣
Such a good reaction in the audience
LOL!
I don’t get that joke though. Why does grandpa say “it’s close”?
Because grandpa knows exactly how grandma tastes 👅 😏😂😂@@ToadyWoods
That last joke, Chef's kiss.
‘Chef’s kiss’ a new euphemism?
@@betsiecleworth5853 "Close", said grandma.
How else would the chef know what Grandma tastes like.
@@frogpop8698 an observation I both asked for and then got grossed out by! 🎩
The writers on this show are so awesome.
👱🏻♀️ NYC SUCK
@@FRANKRIO-jv1sq ok Ruzzian 😊
@@FRANKRIO-jv1sq Just because LOSER DONNY was born there doesn't make NYC like Florida
@@spacemanx9595
👱🏻♀️ JAMI FOX TV GAME SHOW SUCK
@@FRANKRIO-jv1sq 💩Because trump is from there?
Watching Seth’s genuine joy when that woman squealed was absolute gold!
The organic reaction with the point and the glee on his face. Just wonderful!
You know you watch too much when you're 100% on guessing which writer made wach joke
Don't you jackal-shame me!
I know! And now we’ve all become fans of the individual writers too.. It’s a Wally scenario all over again!
Although who wrote the first one?
That's exactly what I was thinking
Counterpoint: You're not watching enough TV if you're still guessing!
The joke about undecided voters' memory issues is soooooo good
Agreed! Still laughing about that one!😂💙✌🏽
If you don’t see that the ‘undecided voters’ campaign is a push to get joe Biden to stop being complacent in a genocide than there’s no hope for you. It’s a protest vote,if you don’t like protesting then you’d probably fit right in with billionaires who buy this country and attended Columbia.
100%
it really wasn't. it was pretty cringe. Those Scollins jokes were S tier.
No, it was brilliant! And nicely fitted in to the rest of Seth's observations about Trump and Biden (when not too focused on Biden's age).
Anyone who cannot see that as funny is either exactly who he is talking about or knows absolutely nothing about Trump or Biden, which is basically the same, except the latter person doesn't actually have the memory loss - they never knew them - but they don't get it because they don't know....
“DO YOU WANT me to keep going?” The scream I scrumpt…
😂😂😂😂😂
Silly A$$ ❤
Scrumpt is a fabulous word
"And finally..." makes you sad.
But the last joke made up for it. Jeeeesus. 😄
Seth: *tells the McFlurry Grandma joke*
Me, flipping the table in anger: "SCOLLINS!!"
I didn't get the joke or the jump scare?
@@aimeerice4687 The grandfather knows what grandma tastes like because he would go down on her. And that's a gross thing to think about (because old people), thus, a jump scare.
@SimonMoon5 ok, thanks, lol. Did the picture relate this message in any way?
@@aimeerice4687 Yes.
Bada-bah bap-bah!
I love the Scollins Zone!
The " A little leg" joke was pretty damn good.
I thought so 😂
I certainly thought so...after thinking about it briefly!
The graphic with the tiny chicken leg made it for me 😂
I just feel like it should have been, " He showed the cop his breasts." I don't know, but it feels funnier to me. 🤷♂️
@@TroubleToby3040 You made me laugh!😂😂
I love clicking on a News video but it has a secret Surprise Inspection. What a Jackal surprise.
Correction: new video not news
It's always these longer ones that don't show a segment title and I still wonder every time
@@lisab9541 no, it’s a News video. A video about the day’s news.
Rookies can identify Scollins' jokes. Real pros can identify Matt and Brian jokes.
Like that uncredited 🌽⭐️ joke. Feels very Donaldson Dad joke to me.
I knew the 5th Dentist was a Bryan joke because the commercial reference is so old.
I felt so proud of myself picking out Ally's joke from the herd tonight. I SEE YOU ALLY AND I LOVE YOU!
Hey Matt!
I feel like Brian jokes are pretty easy to identify too.
Corn-star made me laugh so much more than it should have 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
👱🏻♀️ RESTAURANTS SUCK
It was a good joke! 😂
But who wrote it? Gotta be Bryan or Matt.
@@courtney-ray
👱🏻♀️ PIZZA SUCK
@@speculawyer
👱🏻♀️ BROADWAY SUCK
I love how happy Seth was about that woman's reaction to the last joke :D And how he told us he loved Scollins :)
Mr. Meyers, Thank you for Surprise Inspection. Thank you for the love you give to your writers. You are a true gem. ❤
@JoniCardenas?
Agreed, it's truly one of my favorite bits on the show.
It really is what sets this show apart from the others. Seth and the crew have taken the circumstances around the pandemic, ran with it and created something special.
100%
Dads of the world unite around Brian.
Yeah you should build him some form of defensive shelving unit or practical shed (fort)
I watch all of these…but the “surprise inspection” ones should be marked as such for easy searching. This segment is probably my favorite just due to the dedication to the art of comedy writing!!!
I love the squealing woman at the McFlurry joke.
I love Seth’s reaction to her reaction! 😂
When Donnie says 'salient' he drools a little, because he can't help but think of that great great Soylent Green. Soylent Green, folks. The best of the Soylents... it really is. Loved by.. Hannibal Lecter. Remember him? Smart guy. Liked 'em rare.
Oops.. got caught in an impression there.
👱🏻♀️ NETWORK TV NEWS SUCK
I swear I wrote my comment (up above) before I scrolled down and saw yours. As one of my aunts used to say, “great minds run in the same sewer.”
@@KennethHabeck-yg7ln
👱🏻♀️ CABLE SUCK
@@KennethHabeck-yg7ln I now love you and your aunt. 🤗 😊 👍 💙
Soylent Green is people!
That would make the dog the "Greatest Dane".
Well done... 👏👏👏
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
Long time no see space force commander. Been away?
@@samnelson2343 Haven't been away, but haven't been quick enough to comment sometimes. Being the 200th or 500th or 800th comment gets buried in the comment section.
I laugh way more at surprise inspection jokes than I do at the regular jokes.😂
The shows a lil leg joke is a double entendre 😂
Was just thinking that I need to start reading these 😂 First time I’ve ever read them, sadly 😢😅
real
@@rancisgamer Naaahhh, ya think?🙄
@@chezmoi42 yes I think 🤣
That Barthelona joke was solid
Scollins is da man!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Grandma joke was very good.
He is certainly a man
I loved all the surprise inspection jokes! Give 'em all a raise! Now, Back to my McFlurry...
🤣😆🤣
Can you explain the mcflurry one I genuinely don't get it
That “take your cat to work day” joke was great!
agreed!
‘Oops all skollins “ would be a great segment
He did this once didn’t he? I remember the graphic…
Fellow Jackals, it’s time for a Pointless Crocodile Fact.
A crocodile’s age is determined by the growth rings on its scales.
This has been a Pointless Crocodile Fact.
Animal facts, animal facts
5th dentist one is gold.
👱🏻♀️ YOGA SUCK
That was hilarious 😂😂
It's def a dad joke, good but you also groan a bit
@@pinktrashx
👱🏻♀️ STOP SMOKING CRACK
@@pinktrashx
👱🏻♀️ RESTAURANTS SUCK
Don't listen to them, Matt! The Scotland Yard joke made me laugh out loud!
Do you think the McDonald’s AI takes the form of Mac Tonite?
Holy lunacy! Yeah! After incarnating on EP 100 Mac has been released into the world to so mayhem and terror in a drive through near you…!
The surprise inspection jokes are like dad jokes... I'm a goof cause I love dad jokes! Good job, writers! Keep up the good work
I thought the dotard was the best nickname for Donnie till I read Donvict on the tube today. We have a new winner!
Check out Jimmy Kimmel's show from monday. For his 78th birthday, he came up with 78 nicknames for him. What you saw almost certainly came from there. My favorite is Farty-five
“yellin’ felon” was one published today
@@LindaC616 For his birthday dedication to Trump - Jimmy presented 78 of the nicknames that are actually (only) some of the many they’ve used over the last 8 years. It was hella’ funny for me to recognize a lot of them.
IM USING DONVICT FROM NOW ON! THANK YOU!
I just call him "dipsh*t," "wannabe dictator," or "traitor."
Eddie Murphy’s Mr. Rogers parody is seriously the funniest skit. After watching it dozens of times, I still laugh until tears fall.
You wouldn't want Donnie looking after your kids... why the heck would you want him looking after the country?!
Vote Blue 💙 folks!
He's always looking out for his own interests ONLY. He's no heart for anything or anyone.
Let's be honest, he's not safe to be around his own kids (one "White House Advisor" of the female variety in particular).
Vote clean and Green
I thought that last Scollins joke was gonna end "close, said dahmer".. so the grandpa punchline got me too. That was gold. Gove him a bonus
"SURPRISE INSPECTION" has become a favorite segment!
He did remember he was married, he even remembered they don't sleep in the same bed or room 😂
That was the most phallic looking ear of corn ever, give the staff a kudos.
The joke about Roy was great.
Some of us want to _live_ in the Scollins Zone. 🖤
"The Scollins Zone" - copyright that!!! It's brilliant. . . Sell merch! - - I wish Seth had some wicked merch!
@@makingsenseofitall1422 Start with the tank tops.
Thanks man. I appreciate u giving the comedians a shout out. Very kind
The 5th dentist joke was low-key hilarious
The jump scare was amazing. I wonder if doubling down with a "here, have a taste" would have resulted in laughter or groans
so many sick burns, love the writers, as always
that textbook "luxury goods" one was a beaut among them in the monologue, even if it's a "burn" applied to a situation instead of a person who's earned a burn
I liked the 5th dentist one! 😂
It’s really smart of Seth to reuse the setup language as well, as it’s so well written and guaranteed to get the expected laughs. Seth’s timing is so sharp too.
The look of fright on Seth’s face after he tosses his pencil to the side after the monologue! He needs his security pencil and grabbed it back quickly 😅
Best inspection in a long time.
I loved the shocked audience member, that's the joke I want.
Scollins last joke was the best 😂 i think some of the bad jokes are honestly the funniest 😂
“Take the compliment!” 😂 Works for me!
Man I love this segment more than everything and anything else on tv. More than any channel or program I wish my tv would only have surprise inspection when I turned it on. I love it.
Scollins is our Stifler. The worse he behaves the more we love him! 😂
What the uck happened to that consonant?
@@justsaying14 which consonant?
@@squee599 Make an educated guess 😎
@@justsaying14 I literally have no idea what you are saying.
@@squee599 Sorry, my bad. I did the checking to an incorrect reference myself 😩
“Take the compliment 😂😂😂😂
This is the first time I’ve ever correctly guessed the author of _each one_ of these jokes. Like, bang on. I think I’ve seen too many episodes of this show lmao
Wow, very good! 👏👏👏👏👏 No, you've seen _exactly the right number of episodes._
Those stinkers topped all the jokes this week. Omg I can barely type this through the tears. So damn funny. Thank you for showcasing your writer's. They deserve it. Wish more shows would give their writers the spot light. This episode deserves a pee-body.
that mcflurry joke was 10/10
I thought Matt’s Scotland Yard joke was going to be my favorite. I should have known better. That Scollins joke almost prompted an asthma attack.
I always laugh at these rejected jokes. Really laugh. Those writers are so talented and wonderfully weird! Thanks again, Seth, for giving them recognition.😊
2:45 good one. MEMORY ISSUES. “He couldn’t even remember that he was married“.
The second the "didn't work out for Roy" line dropped I shouted "Scollins!" Didn't need the reveal.
I still wanna know whether it was Matt or Brian who dropped the "Corn star" joke.
I got Brian for the fifth dentist, too.
Sorry, but the Grandma McFlurry joke was solid gold.
Tastes like grandma 😂
Hooters should start a vegetarian line of foods called Rooters
All bean dishes are Tooters
10/10 no notes
Would do great business in Australia
@@NorthernSeaWitch Heh, I'm actually Australian!
@@michaellombardi1620 Oh, good, I guessed that!
That 5th dentist joke was excellent, how dare you not use that in your monologue?!
I liked that Barcelona joke 😂
These Inspections give me life.
I need more wally in my life.. haven't seen him for a while.
👱🏻♀️ CARS SUCK
I love Surprise Inspection
5:33 Boston accent:the stinka’s
👱🏻♀️ THE OLYMPIC'S SUCK
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at jokes on your show as I did with tonight's surprise inspection jokes.
Yes, SURPRISE INSPECTION!!!
2 things firstly those were some of the better jokes to be inspected, secondly was that amber who laughed at the shake grandma joke?
Laughter is a fear reaction, so having a jump scare should be expected!
Or a pop-up tent 😂
That came out of nowhere,
With a quick touch.
@@meganann3876 Oh, dear, now you've reminded me of Sharon Olds' poem, _The Connoisseuse of Slugs._
Hooters frozen meals is giving newly divorced tech bro 😂
Correction! All of those jokes were fantastic and should have made it to their respective monologues.
Haha... "Oh my God! He wrote a jump scare!" haha... I'm dying!
The grandpa joke:😓😅🤌🏾💐
5:29 I love when Seth Meyers does a "SURPRISE INSPECTION!"
I think that Seth Meyers is funniest when he goes off-script!!
"He wrote a jump scare" 😂
As a university bookstore manager, I just want you to know how aggressively I rolled my eyes at the textbook joke
I really really enjoyed the sugar free gum joke, good job Brian
The last joke was hilarious. If not a little fishy.
These surprise inspection jokes are so much better than the regular monologue ones
I’m starting to think this is less of a showcase of stinkers and more of a greatest hits of the month
The last two jokes alone ive rewatched at least a dozen times and cant stop cracking up
Scollins is always my favorite and that woman who's laughing hysterically at most of the jokes is cracking me up!! 😂😅😂😅
The Poppenheimer joke: I am become Apopalypse.
I would love to see more segments of seth interacting with his writers (sketchs or inprov)
The "It's close." said Grandpa joke is golden 😭😭
Writers so missed an opportunity on the Putin n Kim meeting to throw in how Donnie feels like he is being ghosted by them.
That would have been so amazing
Donnie doesn't like being 'the third wheel'...it's harder to maintain being the cetre of attention!
The rejected jokes had me cackling. That’s gold, Jerry! Gold!
The “corn star” joke actually is a god tier pun though. I laughed pretty hard 😂
The "Scotland Yard" joke makes more sense than the original song
I just came here for Scollins