Kellyanne Conway Considers Rejoining Team Trump for 2024
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 มิ.ย. 2024
- Seth addresses Biden attending a fundraiser at Radio City Music Hall, Biden's administration adopting new standards for race on the census and more in his monologue for Thursday, March 28, before taking a closer look at Trump's net worth unexpectedly soaring after his failed social media company went public.
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Kellyanne Conway Considers Rejoining Team Trump for 2024 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Seth tries to laugh about a thing clearly making him crazy is best Tucker Carlson impression yet
"Show me your phone" was the best thing I ever heard on FOX news 😂
That was definitely a classic. I think that might show up again and again and again. 😊
Yup
That and “these are facts.”
10:25 I have no doubt that Jesse Waters is on Truth Social. In fact,he probably has more than a single account, which explains why he did not want to show it to her since it might have been logged in on his burner account. All hypothetical scenarios but plausible seeing what happened to the Dean Browning tweet that was later spun as quoting a tweet by Dan Purdy, who was really William Holte, Patty Labelle's nephew.
Show me your phone.
I am LOVING the monologue and A Closer Look in one TH-cam video! It’s fantastic.
I agree, however there's something at the end of the solo "closer look" segment today that's a lovely treat. You're welcome. 😊
I agree, although I don’t understand why they still upload the version without the monologue first, or at all
wait, is this what they've been doing? For a few days now I've been like "I swear I heard all these jokes already" (I'm running around doing stuff)
Thank you for the "Seth tries to laugh about a thing that is clearly making him crazy" segment! Made me feel a bit better
I see the clear lack of god in his endless luck
Seth's crazy laugh sounds like Tucker's normal laugh.
❤😂 I'm sure his reaction IS EXACTLY how we All REACTED! LOVE SETH!
@@teamvlcn6820Glad I’m not the only one with that thought! I was listening without watching and at first thought he’d put in a Tucker clip or something.
@@teamvlcn6820it does! I just said that and then I read your comment a minute later! 😂😂😂
Looks like someone took the "How To Laugh Hysterically" class at Impressions Camp
“So I guess an ice cream date means nothing to you 😢” LMAO
I swear, his reaction was EXACTLY the same a girlfriend gave me when she found out I was hanging out with an ex.
@@davidknightx And that was EXACTLY what he was going for: 'Sad girlfriend putting on a brave face despite being blatantly disrespected for no good reason.'
Henry Rollins, writing in his LA Weekly column, surmised her accurately by writing, “When Kelly-Anne Conway smiles; lawns die.”
Henry Rollins uses the semicolon in a weird way then.
@@anure1134 Dramatic effect?
Gorgeously creative insult.
YT asked me what i thought of this comment: I said , funny, relevant, informative. Lol Cuz I got reported for saying something similar about Patrice Oneal... They cant report you bullying Kelly Anne now... Lmfao😅
@@anure1134it would be nice if you could stay on topic please.
The Con way, Her name, is trumps game.
Oh, good one! I wish I had thought of that:)
Very nice!
It's going to be hilarious to see Truth Social crash and burn when investors realize they'll never see a real profit.
“We get all the financing we need from Russia.”
They will blame their losses on the deep state and antifa.
@@ayungclas My Thoughts Exactly...someone with tons of 💵 "invested" in him🙄
I bet that there are a LOT of people shorting that stock.
The second Trump tries to sell any of his stock! Which likely won't be for six months, because it's in the rules.
I love the energy behind that “show me your phone!”
“How dare you!!!” 😡
I'm adding breaking pencils while laughing maniacally to my stress relief tool box.
Why dont we find out WHO is pumping the shares up? Come on journalists, do journalism.
tipping is an idiotic practice. the owner of the business should pay them a reasonable wage and include any expenses such as gas for delivery. Tipping should be something you do for someone who helps you with out asking for anything. I work at a store and i help people its my job, but some times i go out of my way for a person and i don't even have to charge them anything for it -im being paid so i don't need it some times a person hands me a 10 or something and i don't wish to be rude but i also do not ask for tips. The problem is that people have to ask because their job isn't paying them enough -pay them a FAIR AMOUNT not poverty wages
Love Seth and his humor. Keeps me sane in difficult orange monster times!!!
Kellyanne should stick to doing what she does best, curing people's hiccups
I snort-LOL. Good thing I didn't have a sip of coffee just then.
😅
You win the internet so far today!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!
@redbuoy9496 POINTS ! 😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂🤭🤫🤑🤢🤮
Oh, so that's why Colbert didn't have a show tonight.
Literally my same words.
👴🏻🥃 SOOO HOWS YO MOTHER DOIN?
@@VxJasonxV👴🏻🥃 U SHEEP
He’s annoying af. No way would I have dinner with him.
@@paulyricca3881 still got my green marble on you pauly
I likes Kellyann more when she hosted HBOs Tales from the Crypt
Don't forget she also stood in for Claire Coffee in the "Grimm" TV series, where they explained away the drastic change of how Adalind Schade looks with her being in woge.
😂😂😂
@@thorstenguentherbwahahahha, smart ;)
there's still kari lake as a qualified stand in
The resemblance is *Uncanny* 😬
Colbert: I'm not driving him to the airport!!
Tipping is optional and unexpected here in New Zealand. We just pay workers a fair wage. "Mandatory tipping" is an oxymoron.
yeah, where I come from (Germany) tipping is truly just a bonus for really good service and otherwise just used to round up a bill to avoid small change ... also its pretty much limited to cash exchanges. Most people dont bother with tips when using electronic payments and most services dont even give the option to add a tip in apps/on webpages.
With humane wages and strong social security in general noone needs to tip anyone.
But I dont blame the US companies, its up to US workers and costumers to do more then moaning about the status quo ... for as long as they go along with such exploitation in docile compliance its fair game.
You are haunte by Kea Parrot,s so jeje and billionaires inflating property taxes , but you are on my bucket list to live even, waters to cold but warm ones sort of near
@@diedampfbrasse98 Exactly! Tips for exceptional service but not a requirement.
Same here, workers get paid in my country, it is the biblical thing to do.. tipping? They are workers, not beggars..
That's nice that you live in a first world nation. If you visit the US, please remember to tip. 😒
Seth’s show always consistently has the best writing IMO
How so? Every single show he has to wince and blame one of them for the null audience response. Which of these jokes was good for you?
The manic laughter for his segment made my night:)
"Oh....THAT'S where T,C. disappeared to ....(I've Never thought...)
Tipping culture HAS go too far! Businesses should pay their employees
Yeah I saw a tip cup at the 711 cash register. It's definitely spiraled out of control.
🩷 the closed captioning on "Seth Laughs At Something That Is Clearly Making Him Crazy" that reads: [scream-laughing]
Nailed it!
Is buying Truth Social stock a way for foreign gov'ts to get money to Trump in a way that looks legitimate. I ask because I genuinely don't know.
Yes, it is.
Man.. how many times can Kellyanne's corpse rise from the grave?
Plastic surgery 😂😢
People been saying Beetlejuice more lately.
Where is Norman Reedus when you need him?
From the crypt.
😂😂😂@@LindaC616
When it comes to Biden, Seth did such a great job when he scooped Stephen, he needed a cone
👴🏻🥃 REX REED AND THE MISSING LINK IN 24
Seth looks more like a bong guy, especially in that wig
@@thecrookedcornercowboy1660 👴🏻🥃 HELP LEO VARADKA BANISHED THE CROWN
6:46 At this time you can hear how Tucker Carlson possessed Seth for a few seconds.
A Trump census would of course be a concensus.
CON-senseless .... ???
@@DarksideDave42 Nice. Always a treat when the reply is better than the original comment. And Seth's original joke was a belter. One of his best. Or whoever wrote it.
Who silenced the "P" in Pseudo Con? Rumor has it that Trump grabbed the "P," and would have grabbed the "S," too, but his hand was too small. What do you think? eudo Con? I mean, they are right next to each other -- aren't they?
But is this what Kellyanne CONway will work on?
I see what you did there. 😂
Trump has cost kellyanne her marriage and her daughter, how much is she willing to sacrafice for her orange jesus.
Everything. She's a sociopath like the 🍊 🐷
i hope she stays out so we can get someone more radical to destroy things faster. 😊😙
👴🏻🥃 YO MOTHER LOOK LIKE RONDO HATTON
No, Kellyanne Conway made a choice and destroyed her own family. She deserves every bad thing.
No he didn't, she's an adult and made her own batshit crazy decisions. Don't try to absolve her of responsibility for her actions.
Colbert got the prime minister of new zealand to pick him up when he visited there 😊
She had class.
420 guys should have tried joint fundraising.
👴🏻🥃 REX REED AND THE MISSING LINK IN 2024
They could still do a pot luck and just have everyone bring their favorite covered spliff to share.
Make stock buybacks illegal again, and we'll get to see just *how bad* the market is divorced from reality.
this was also Seth's audition tape for The Joker😂
I feel him though, don’t you?
I was thinking the same thing! It feels so close to a Joker laugh!
Lol I love the rivalry with Stephen Colbert
And he got 3!
Tipping is proof that minimum wage is too low 😊
Australian min is about to go to $23:78 with medical and retirement (superannuation)😊
With medical? No mate..
Yeah it's not "with medical" that's not a thing here at all.
Stop bragging
leave the enu losers alone, but they can wrangle cassowaries so beware, and care full at the CIA site
If by "with medical" you mean it's still so low you qualify for Medicare and a low income health care card, then I guess that's correct?
Omg Seth. You have been cast as the new Joker. That laugh is perfect ❤
She’s on my
“if I ever catch them in a dark alley” list
Forced or not, that laugh from "Seth tried to laugh about a things that's making him crazy" is a good Joker laugh
Yes!
I'm really looking forward to watching episode 100 of Corrections tonight!
👴🏻🥃 U NEED A GIRL AND A JOB
PSYCH!
@@DennisMoore664 shh I will watch you while you watch
99.5th episode...
Thanks for vocalizing what we're all experiencing
I told all of you. She never left. She's been typing Trump's tweets for years now.
Honestly, I want Seth Meyers back roasting DJT at this year WH correspondence dinner and see what happen next 😅
Please, no.
The first time didn't work out too well, so NO!
Yeah, the US tipping system is horrible. How about paying the waiters correctly and getting a 10% tip if they've been nice and professional?
Whenever I saw those tip suggestions, I was like: Yeah I sure want to pay 40% extra ontop of those airport prices. F.... off!
" How about paying the waiters correctly and getting a 10% tip if they've been nice and professional?"
What? You mean like in civilised countries?
America, the world's leading third world country.
;-)
@@BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left no you didn´t we have a lose Karen jejeje
I doordash part time for extra $$ and you wouldn't believe some of the offers I get...$4-6 for a 35-40 minute delivery. If I do two of those that's barely $10 for an hour+ of driving.
If you cannot afford to tip - YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO ORDER.
@@Axolotl_Mischiefget a real job.
If you don't want to tip, if you morally or spiritually or financially object to such practices, do not dine at places where you know wait staff depends on tips to live. THAT is the way to force employers to hear You and change the status quo. Stiffing your wait staff is just tuff luck for you, to employers otherwise. They chuckle all the way to the bank over the wait staff that got a $5 tip for a $180 meal for 8 people, 3 of them shrieking children under 5 that tried to stab them with the forks. Dining and being waited upon isn't a right, it's a privilege. You pay for it, one way, or another. If you can't afford a tip, stay home and cook your own food, serve you own family, wash your own dishes and Feel Superior in a whole new way!
You want to jump on a sinking ship, Conway, go right ahead. Maybe we can find something to prosecute you on
Seth is all of us right now, trying to laugh while clearly going insane.
I feel it!
That was as off-the-rails as "Jewels"...😂😂❤
The Troth Sential rollout has got to be a great way to launder foreign money.
So Trump stock goes up and Kellyanne announces she may work for Trump's campaign?? Money TALKS folks.
Can I share a correction? Nestlé is not headquartered in Zurich but in Vevey (pronounced Vu-vay), a town of about 13,000 people on Lac Léman (Lake Geneva). It’s nice
Fine, if you're going to share that then I'll share this...
When you find the Nestle quik individual packets, buy them. They taste even better than the containers. 😋
I think it's because their package in smaller amounts.
This is why you prosecute crimes, and give more than 4 damn months for trying to bring deth to America.
And I thought when they were making estimates off of the old stock price a few weeks ago, that it was already an overestimate. Now it's higher! Well, grab the popcorn and watch to see if it goes down.
Loved the lemon juice joke, but since I'm a jackal, I will point out that the expiration date on the bottle indicates that it's been 26 years, not 25. Corrections 100!!
wonder if Putins little fingers are on it like the Casinos
Kellyanne just won’t stop supporting Trump until she is arrested, too. Keep it up girlie- you will get there!
It's good to have realistic goals 😂
The Rudy car is way to funny!! Haha
He won't show her his phone, because he hadn't closed the Grindr app yet.
Or his personal OnlyFans account
Stephen Colbert finally got ahead of Seth hosting 3 Presidents from across the street. 😂😂😂
That should be interesting Strike Force Five ⚡ meeting 😂
Anyone else is waiting every closer look for the ending words and which phrase from the beginning they gonna use 😂 ?!
Absolutely! 😅
The RR Crossing sign stands for 'Rudys Restricted'
Can she just host the "Tales from the crypt" again? She was way better at that!
All businesses Trump starts seems to END THE SAME WAY. Very predictable.
Kellyanne wants a job now that she’s in an “alternative marriage” (a.k.a. divorced).
@SpaceForce - Every day that George passes without Kellyanne, he looks better and better, while she…..doesn’t😢😢😢😢
@@madeleineprice9645 I think she was using evil magic to drain the life out of him to stay young!
@@madeleineprice9645 Kellyanne is the picture of Dorian Gray.
Add alternative parenting a.k.a. her daughter won't speak with her
7:01 we truly live in a madhouse
in the nimble finger, our house
Kelly Anne Conwoman was one of the biggest single factors in helping Chump get elected in 2016.
She looks very much like Lara's Aunt.
the media slobbering all over her, allowing her to spew lies without challenge, or fact check, and putting her on air over n over n over didn't help either.
She got him elected, no doubt about it. One smart evil cookie
"Seth Tries to Laugh about a Thing That Is Clearly Making Him Crazy" a.k.a. "Sounds We Never Thought We Would Hear Seth Make after We Left the Attic"
I swear all this crap with Trump's media company just proves that money is meaningless.
It proves that some people either have too much money to waste, or are compulsive gamblers in the stock market. The value is just determined by what people are willing to pay after all.
The site makes no money. Plain and simple. There is no “brand value” that will ever make up for that in the eyes of the stock market. Cash flow equals a steady investment over time, not a bubble like this.
Yup. It truly is. Billionaires are fined the equivalent of a dollar and just laugh it off. Corporations have more rights than humans and they rarely are held responsible for anything. How could anyone sit in front of a billionaire and think they did something good by fining them pocket change.
Isn’t it under investigation?
No clue what you're taking about. You i mean
Seth always asks if we don't mind...but he never waits to hear our response. We mind, Seth! We MIND!
4:20 - Top down, seat belt off, in a convertible... Definitely an "intelligent" creature...
"Robot dog" is such a transparent attempt to make us empathise with them. I guess "police droid" didn't test too well. 🙄
black mirror after twampy, I can´t afford imagination
Robo Cop - I'd buy that for a dollar!
We think alike @@DennisMoore664
Indeed - sounds like a Jetsons pet!
Seth's "crazy laugh" sounds EXACTLY like Tucker Carlsons actual laugh 😂
Dang Kelly Anne looks beat up from the street up
You can save this for next week's corrections, but you can't download an app twice on an iphone, which is the OS you showed in your example, but you CAN do it through app cloning on some androids.
Watters won't show his phone because he has Grindr.
ND!
the squatty potty is a miracle of science and innovation! however I simply use a bucket turned upside down to achieve that 'squat' position which straightens out the colon for more efficient bowel evacuation.
I love the 'How dare you!!!' LoL 🤣
To be worth 3.5 BILLION, djt has to be able to sell without the price falling. It's not clear he will be able to sell at all before Sept, and if The Holy Figure is seen leaving the ship, those shares will be worth NOTHING.
Hey Seth next time you laugh at something that is driving you nuts wear the Bird Bane mask, your cackle is very avian sounding.
he hasnt watche resident alien or
She should charge him $25,000,000 min. Upfront.
Sooo… anyone else think the laughing part sounded like Tucker? 🤣
The SEC should be investigating the spike in share price and prosecuting because of it.
I can´t beleive tha pace of the wheels of justice but I think they are grinding, and when Twampy loses in November, they will still slowly grind, Tinder is faster
@@chiguireespacialespecial Yeah, It's insane that your American system over there preaches about fairness but slow walks what it wants to, all in the name of so called 'freedom'. More like FreeDUMB. Also, the recent threats to a Judge's daughter and the dissemination of images of Biden tied up in rope as a lynch mob prisoner attracts no action at all. But Kathy Griffin went through hell for a legitimate visual gag. Makes me sick.
Seth, Don't take the Colbert invite personally. You aren't the Mike Johnson Look-alike! Treasure that ice cream date & take Joe to the airport, better to be a friend than an employee! (Yes. I KNOW it was a joke!)
Seth, we know what happened the LAST time you hosted an event with Presidents. Wasn't it the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner where you created a supervillain? ;)
Seth, you really can make everything make sense. Hilariously, painfully make sense of everything! Xo
I'm laughing with you Seth😢 I can't even begin...
WEll done Seth and Crew
he is on Hiatus and going crazy
I've never used Truth Social, but I certainly bought the stock. Why? If Trump is gonna run a pump n' dump, I'm jumping in and donating my profits to local Progressive politicians! 😂
You're the best!!!!
“Big bull, strong bull, tears running down his face…”
Never stop doing that joke. 😂
Of the followers on true social, cant help to wonder how many are reporters etc.
In all that money about the stock, what does that do to his taxes?
i live in europe....i cant even think of a time when i had to state my race while filling out any kind of official form. WhyTF does it matter ?
I've NEVER answered that question in my long life!
Originally, it mattered because black people were counted as 3/5 of a person for the purposes of deciding Congressional representation.
Now it is used to ensure that minorities have representation in Congress.
It is also used to track inequality. For example, to see if more people of color are living in poverty or in areas with shortages of health care providers.
How do you ensure racial minorities have representation in government equal to their population or track racial inequality?
From the U.S. census website: “Information on race is required for many Federal programs and is critical in making policy decisions, particularly for civil rights. States use these data to meet legislative redistricting principles. Race data also are used to promote equal employment opportunities and to assess racial disparities in health and environmental risks.”
Also, as a genealogist in a country full of immigrants, it’s fascinating to me to know where people came from.
From a Quartz article: “Why it’s important to collect racial and ethnic demographic data
“Without the data, Nwabuzo says, it’s very difficult to design or chart progress on policies, and to hold institutions accountable. “If you don’t have [the data], you have no idea whether the policies you’re putting together, the recommendations you’re developing, are having the proper impact. You can’t design proper policies for specific groups if you don’t know, firstly, how many of them are in that country. “
“The report notes these data are:
*important for analyzing and monitoring the effects of policies on minority groups,
*are necessary for understanding the magnitude of local racism,
*and essential to determining the effectiveness of institutional responses.
“Beyond their importance for measuring policy effectiveness, race and ethnicity data provide recognition and acknowledgment for people of minority communities.
“Around Europe, civil society organizations led by people of color have started collecting these data themselves, like AfroZensus held in Germany.
“That just goes to show why people of color really believe in this themselves and how they feel that they need to be counted. Because if you’re not counted it’s like you don’t exist. And we don’t have to acknowledge your presence and do anything for you because you don’t really exist. It is about dignity” says Nwabuzo.
“Calling for better data collection is just a small piece of the UN report, which was released in June. The 23-page document analyzes and reports on systemic racism against Black people around the globe. It also calls for reversing cultures of denial, ending impunity for police violence, ensuring Black voices are heard and their concerns acted upon, and confronting legacies of racism through accountability and redress. The document was commissioned in 2020 following the murder of George Floyd and subsequent protests worldwide.”
@@lynnhettrick7588 in Europe they might ask your nationality or place of birth but nobody asks your race.
You guys are using a lot of words when yall could just say America is a racist country and its been that from its inception.
As the great philosopher Dave Chappelle said, to be American is to be racist
Damn. One of the best monologues!
😂 ice cream date😂
No, Srth, the CEO of Nestle isn't a gnome, he's a full-bore nightmare of a monster.
I try to not buy Nestle products.
Trump's shares only have that worth if he sells that at that price. It's true value, isn't the one of the launch bubble. I'm more outraged by the literally unjustified leeway, and reduction he was given with the looming half a billion fee he was facing being reduced by a third. That he'll clearly try to say should be the final penalty, and the equally inexplicable extension he received!
For late night, Seth is the GOAT. Period.
Hey! That "bathtub with friends" joke is a Family Guy joke!
In fairness, you don't look like you're having much fun in that ice cream date graphic either.
👴🏻🥃 ARE U KIDDIN ME ? YOURE A TROLL
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@@madeleineprice9645 😫 MADELEINEEPRICE U DOWN DERE? 🕳
Good morning seth meyers fans
Best callbacks ever. 😂
That laughing part was HighLarious!!!!!😂