Bob Mortimer battles Paul Hollywood over scones! | The Great Comic Relief Bake Off

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  • @redthroatedloon
    @redthroatedloon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    “as you know, i’ve always liked Paul…” the little snort after that is what gets me

  • @AdmiralJaneway74656
    @AdmiralJaneway74656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1960

    Whenever I see Bob, I just have to think about 'do we strike you', 'what is your favourite meat' and 'would you like to be able to fly'. 😂

    • @MadcapShambleton
      @MadcapShambleton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice!

    • @airybrook
      @airybrook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think ... once you have Fuji 9, you are a dentist (and about the location of his anus).

    • @kdavisization
      @kdavisization 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      "Fingerprints on an abandoned handrail"

    • @parklloyd6690
      @parklloyd6690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      "We do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden."

    • @paulaolson8956
      @paulaolson8956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Sniper’s dream

  • @DreamerTrain
    @DreamerTrain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    I'm strongly convinced Bob is not a performer or an entertainer, he just lives and goes about his day, and like all of his unbelievable stories he just so happened to chance himself in the British Bake off as a part of his day

    • @efil4zaggin666
      @efil4zaggin666 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He literally is not a performer or entertainer. He fell into that world by chance after being a solicitor for years

    • @gilwood7530
      @gilwood7530 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank god for cameras !!!

  • @bcelliott
    @bcelliott 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3044

    Evidently, if you have Fuji-9, you can be a baker as well as a dentist.

    • @MahouKat
      @MahouKat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      All the while a model for latex masks and bobble tops

    • @willisverynice
      @willisverynice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He shoulda put the Fuji 9 in the scones

    • @HandyHelons
      @HandyHelons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂 evidentally ;)

    • @nikkimae813
      @nikkimae813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And a hairdresser and a solicitor 😂

    • @WillLaPuerta
      @WillLaPuerta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I was genuinely thinking while watching this "Cut him some slack. He's really more of a dentist than a baker."

  • @Durka-Durka01
    @Durka-Durka01 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "I think this has been flown over from France, it's that good" 😂

  • @gaynorprice-jones1826
    @gaynorprice-jones1826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    Wouldn't it be great to have Bob Mortimer in a cupboard and every time you feel glum you could just open a door and see his cheeky grin?

    • @Ztandard32
      @Ztandard32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Brilliant idea. If only it wasn't a slightly arrestable offence.

    • @gaynorprice-jones1826
      @gaynorprice-jones1826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Ztandard32 I'm sure he wouldn't mind, he seems an amiable type of chap!

    • @Ztandard32
      @Ztandard32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gaynorprice-jones1826 You know, I think you are probably right. I am certain there would also be a kettle, teabags and a pack of biscuits too.

    • @gaynorprice-jones1826
      @gaynorprice-jones1826 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ztandard32 🤣🤣

    • @EatinPaste
      @EatinPaste 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Do you mind if I present this on Dragon's Den?

  • @catwoman8861
    @catwoman8861 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “Eh, I turned up!”
    😆
    That’s going to be my stock response to every time I fuck up at work now..

  • @luvhart
    @luvhart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Not only is he funny, he’s also cute and adorable and a decent bloke all round.

    • @petesmart1983
      @petesmart1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Alot of people don't know that he raises so much for charitys around teeside

  • @mavetyan
    @mavetyan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    We do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden!

  • @ange846
    @ange846 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    2:11 that facial expression is priceless 🤣
    Such genuine goofy goodness comes from Bob, it's like being able to smell yummy baking through the tv screen 💚

    • @mildredhighcock7333
      @mildredhighcock7333 ปีที่แล้ว

      maybe more 2:12 - 2:13 ?

    • @jelle902
      @jelle902 ปีที่แล้ว

      The comedic timing was amazing from the editors

  • @ChestertonB
    @ChestertonB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    We do beg your pardon but we are in the bake off garden

  • @aburton83
    @aburton83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “As you know, I’ve always liked Paul…” 😂

  • @tiredoftorylies.2950
    @tiredoftorylies.2950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Bob Mortimer is a living national treasure.

  • @JShpidah
    @JShpidah ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Bob Mortimer knows that eggs are for bathing, not baking.

    • @christinehales4222
      @christinehales4222 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep ,all his baking knowledge comes from Chris Rea😂

    • @nityasomaiya5001
      @nityasomaiya5001 ปีที่แล้ว

      We needed to place a bathtub in there

  • @owenvyravene3588
    @owenvyravene3588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    This man is a national treasure!

  • @lhfirex
    @lhfirex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    I would love a Bake Off Team-up episode. Bring back some fan favorite contestants, pair them with some celebrities for comic relief or another charity thing, and have them actually work together.
    I'm mainly saying this because I'm picturing someone like Selasi being paired with Bob and cracking up the entire tent the whole time.

    • @sararadley5702
      @sararadley5702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yesssss

    • @Necrobadger
      @Necrobadger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Margaret or marge or something, the no flour lady from the latest season, paired up with the best celebrity baker for an amazing yin yang baking team.

    • @roseheorot
      @roseheorot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love Selasi! That was an excellent series and I think your idea is so fun

    • @michaelreddington1234
      @michaelreddington1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bob and David Mitchell would be hilarious 😂

    • @xgreenjacket
      @xgreenjacket ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d like to see gone fishing does bake off muted can lick the bowl

  • @IrishTigressNumber1
    @IrishTigressNumber1 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I absolutely adore Bob Mortimer!! He makes me laugh from my belly every single time!! My favourite WILTY's are the one's with Bob, Lee Mack and David Mitchell....guaranteed sore sides and cheeks! 👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️

    • @1MoTimeRound
      @1MoTimeRound ปีที่แล้ว +5

      David hates going up against Bob. I love seeing him get so flustered trying to figure out if Bob's crazy stories are true or not.

    • @IrishTigressNumber1
      @IrishTigressNumber1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @abcxyz53 I guess I've watched it more than you then, because Greg Davies took over for Lee Mack a couple of times. But what I was just trying to say, was when all three of them were on an episode together. Bob Mortimer is not a regular. He has been on many episodes in the past, however.

  • @jenniferlopes557
    @jenniferlopes557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Thank you! I've been looking for footage of Bob on Bake Off for awhile.

    • @sanseijedi
      @sanseijedi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Love Bob Mortimer! His stories are the riotous best.

  • @billyeveryteen7328
    @billyeveryteen7328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I'm really jealous of the other contestants in this episode. I imagine during breaks in filming, he would regale them with absurd tales from his youth.

  • @DD-sr9xm
    @DD-sr9xm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    More Bob, please, always, more Bob.

  • @laceybabay1013
    @laceybabay1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I just love Bob!

  • @whyilee
    @whyilee ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Nobody should ever be able to say a bad word to Bob. Everybody should always be nice to him and give him ice cream and just let him go about his day

  • @nomorecensoringme
    @nomorecensoringme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    It was always fun to see the comics bake, while entertaining us. Thanks for sharing this clip.

  • @dellzincht
    @dellzincht 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I'm a simple man, I see Bob Mortimer, I click

  • @Lapofthegods
    @Lapofthegods 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Always loads of people surrounding Bob, he’s so interesting and funny. Love bob I do 😆😊

  • @GingerCC-he8be
    @GingerCC-he8be 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Bob's humor fits in all situations! ❤️

  • @hop-skip-ouch8798
    @hop-skip-ouch8798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That's a nice garden. I wonder if Bob said, "I do beg your pardon..."

  • @karatefella
    @karatefella 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love Bob Mortimer ! A naturally very funny man !

  • @catherinetetreault8252
    @catherinetetreault8252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's just that Bob is the kind of Star you have to love. So no competition there.

  • @chewar7537
    @chewar7537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This was awesome, loved seeing Mel too!

    • @Anonymouse85
      @Anonymouse85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love Mel, she's so nice!

  • @yep3489
    @yep3489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That Tube Cake is brilliant!!

  • @Bitterswheat
    @Bitterswheat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    damn, instead of that mirror for the scones he shouldve put the scones on a gaming chair on his kitchen island and posed the mirror perfectly on a bizarre foreign instrument
    might’ve worked

  • @christinehales4222
    @christinehales4222 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What ,no Middlesbrough FC cake 😆😆.Bob is a genius I never tire of watching you tube clips of WILTY

  • @GayaK91
    @GayaK91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Oh, gosh, how I miss Mel hosting the programme!

  • @kellie5476
    @kellie5476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I think Bob would make a good "professional bakerer".

  • @sfshinz
    @sfshinz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Glad to see Bob is still committed to his catchphrase from Taskmaster, "D'you know what I mean?".

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@abcxyz53 Bob stated that he was going to make it his catchphrase on Taskmaster.

    • @burner8504
      @burner8504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@abcxyz53 that’s the joke. It’s not a northern phrase, it’s a common phrase in general (I believe it started in Ireland and made its way to the UK through the north of England though).
      The joke was that he said it’s his catchphrase, like saying ‘thank you’ is my catchphrase

  • @bustedfender
    @bustedfender 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It must be Bob’s turn to be Prime Minister soon.

  • @Acheiropoietos
    @Acheiropoietos ปีที่แล้ว

    It is your solemn duty to like every video containing, or mentioning, Bob Mortimer. Make it so.

  • @TheDriftdog
    @TheDriftdog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Bob should be in every episode, especially when it’s Jo Public episodes!

  • @danjames4086
    @danjames4086 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In an episode of Athletico Mince, he tells a story sbout his time on Bake Off.
    It involves Mary Berry screaming in her temperature controlled room, and a terrible incident between him, Kirsty Wark, some missing walnut cake and a Natiinal Trust 'farting bowl'.
    I believe it happened exactly ss he described it.

  • @lokinorsea456
    @lokinorsea456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    First I *love* Bob. But look how early on this is, the hairstyles! Paul still has the dark gray in his hair!

    • @algae0
      @algae0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      2013! 9 years ago!

    • @E_scape_goat
      @E_scape_goat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@algae0 2013 was 9 YEARS AGO? Oh my god

  • @nasrulsaifuddin4768
    @nasrulsaifuddin4768 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:44 Possession: "A Mirror"
    "This is the mirror that I used to try and trick Paul Hollywood because I did not have enough scones."

  • @whatevs00
    @whatevs00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    ONCE AGAIN I am BEGGING for the SU2C Celeb Bake-Offs to be made available in the States

    • @jaycievictory8461
      @jaycievictory8461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It always makes me feel warm inside how much Americans seem to enjoy Bake-Off ☺️☺️

    • @OregonTrailLife
      @OregonTrailLife 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes! Because there are American actors on past episodes.

    • @keithf_
      @keithf_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh yes. I'd love to see Will Smith and Chris Rock on the same bake-off show ... flour and creme patisserie flying all over the place.

    • @jaycievictory8461
      @jaycievictory8461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@keithf_ Nah, that's the total opposite of the Bake Off vibe. One of the reason it's so beloved is everyone is so supportive of each other ☺️

    • @keithf_
      @keithf_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jaycievictory8461
      I was being facetious.

  • @dcworld1076
    @dcworld1076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    make a cake, most disastrous cake wins, you have 60 minutes, your time starts now

  • @freerangefool3121
    @freerangefool3121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:00 Paul (to Bob): Take care, Bill! 🤣

  • @echognomecal6742
    @echognomecal6742 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's such a delight.

  • @timdogdawg4099
    @timdogdawg4099 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm surprised he didn't get Chris Rea to crack an egg into a bath so he could use it in one of his recipes 🤣
    Not a massive fan of this show but I'll always watch anything with Bob Mortimer in it...the guy will never not make me laugh, and at the very least, smile from ear to ear! 😂👌

  • @ThreeRunHomer
    @ThreeRunHomer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Tube cake = brilliant!

  • @jimmymurphy2792
    @jimmymurphy2792 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bob’s the best.

  • @darrenpierson2650
    @darrenpierson2650 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bob is funny as always and Mel looks absolutely gorgeous!

  • @petergilbert7106
    @petergilbert7106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    All of those cakes would go well with a Camperchoochoo

  • @ronvlaarsvar6867
    @ronvlaarsvar6867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He got into a right fluffery buffery over those scones

  • @franticranter
    @franticranter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ngl, those scones look amazing

  • @bs4e644
    @bs4e644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The person who taught Bob to bake was Steve, Bytheway.

    • @LM-nc9ou
      @LM-nc9ou ปีที่แล้ว

      And his father Sergeant Bytheway

    • @Anna-lg4cr
      @Anna-lg4cr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @robot_spider
      @robot_spider 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Surely it was Caramel and Waffle?

  • @Tomp4ul
    @Tomp4ul ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "It's a scone, until it's eaten, then it's scon"

  • @elgun6125
    @elgun6125 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bob Mortimer can do no wrong.

  • @gsampson97
    @gsampson97 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Celebrity bake off is so much better than regular bake off. Just like how cats does countdown is greater than cats and countdown

  • @jasmine-et7sv
    @jasmine-et7sv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Where can I watch this full episode?

  • @jellyontheplate2934
    @jellyontheplate2934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "We really want to see those bakers!"

  • @abcs3356
    @abcs3356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i wouldn’t mind at all eating bob’s pastries cos he might not be one for extreme cleanliness but he doesn’t frolic around in dog dirt and that’s the most important part

  • @gertrudelaronge6864
    @gertrudelaronge6864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Bob!

  • @cstanley1990
    @cstanley1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    National Treasure on a Nation Treasure

  • @seanmcdonagh6237
    @seanmcdonagh6237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I had no idea he was on bake off!

  • @Erebos931
    @Erebos931 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm genuinely surprised Bob cannot bake when he can do literally anything, according to wilty

    • @xgreenjacket
      @xgreenjacket ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who cares the man does his own dentistry for Christ sake 😂

  • @FloraWest
    @FloraWest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I think this was just flown over from France!"

  • @marykrill4469
    @marykrill4469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    love Bob.xxxxxxxx

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    so was this before the 7-tooth bridge or after the KitKat Chunky?

  • @NevilleBamshu23
    @NevilleBamshu23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bob is a true legend and all round top geeza..

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My favourite thing about this might be the fact Bob asked for a mirror for his usual insane reasons, and they actually provided him one.

  • @allioop5-m3r
    @allioop5-m3r ปีที่แล้ว

    Love that Bob!

  • @seancampbell7884
    @seancampbell7884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'd like Bob to host it.

  • @monicahall1625
    @monicahall1625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Scones light and fluffy with lemon zest, the best! 👍😋

  • @rachelm5276
    @rachelm5276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Is it just me or does Bob Mortimer remind you of Bilbo Baggins?

  • @tany2191
    @tany2191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    how is he so cute 🤣🤣😂

  • @thomashernandez8700
    @thomashernandez8700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What sort of Regional accent does he have? Liverpool? American here. Thanks.

    • @kellie5476
      @kellie5476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's a Yorkshire lad is our Bob. It's not a heavy accent though, I think years of working in showbiz has faded it out a bit.

    • @jackconrad6711
      @jackconrad6711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He's from Middlesbrough which is in the North East, about 40 miles away from Newcastle

    • @seanglaze7284
      @seanglaze7284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kellie5476 Listen to Athletico Mince podcast and he goes full Middlesbrough, plus impersonations of Geordies and Maccams ...and Scousers and Scots and West Country folks for that matter

    • @cheesybellend6842
      @cheesybellend6842 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s smoggy and proud

  • @arthurfox-ache5658
    @arthurfox-ache5658 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The algorithm really hooked me up here 👊

  • @NoxiousRob
    @NoxiousRob ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bob's big mistake was that he he didn't have Chris Rea along to crack his eggs

  • @OhNoNotFrank
    @OhNoNotFrank 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just realized that Bob Mortimer and Martin Freeman isn't the same person... 😳

    • @LM-nc9ou
      @LM-nc9ou ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of them is a barber and does his own dentistry

  • @seanglaze7284
    @seanglaze7284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If only they replaced Paul Hollywood with Carole Beardsley - Bob could just make 7-egg scrambles and poachies every round!

    • @this_is_a_tiny_town
      @this_is_a_tiny_town 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And make sure they're very-foockin-runniee

    • @JetsonDrums
      @JetsonDrums หลายเดือนก่อน

      And instead of the Hollywood Handshake, you could just have a go on her fronties.

  • @samgraham6355
    @samgraham6355 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bob Mortimer is secretly a Hobbit. He just got back from helping Sam-wise with an orc horde and potato stew.

  • @Doooooooooooood
    @Doooooooooooood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can tell Bob did all the baking for Slade

  • @oldskoolfool141
    @oldskoolfool141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's a cakey shoe, it's a shoe cake, cake like a shoe, shoe cake cakey shoe

  • @jeff88701
    @jeff88701 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bobs the best 👏👏👏👍

  • @stonkr
    @stonkr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Garnished with apples ripped in half.

  • @intellex551
    @intellex551 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If you ever feel like you'll be young forever, conpare this to Gone Fishing.

  • @QuanTumm1357
    @QuanTumm1357 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We do beg your pardon but we are in your garden

  • @ModernPlumbingFan
    @ModernPlumbingFan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Smelled of meat. Hot meat.”

  • @joski9030
    @joski9030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’d love a few pints 🍻 with Bob

  • @jkardi9803
    @jkardi9803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    he looks perpetually young

  • @beth-eileenwalker8579
    @beth-eileenwalker8579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    But are they better than Mrs. McCarthy's Award winning Scones? (From Father Brown....)

  • @nickmail7604
    @nickmail7604 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If only the BBC would do the show we have all truly been waiting for "Celebrity Woodland Creature Cull" I think we would all watch that. Imagine Dean Gaffney, a hammer and a tree full of squirrels!

  • @AdamSmith-du6us
    @AdamSmith-du6us ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I rate this clip Fuji-9 out of 10

  • @SunnyGlade
    @SunnyGlade ปีที่แล้ว

    I can’t believe this is now 10 years old

  • @marcussmith2008
    @marcussmith2008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Should have made a cakey shoe cake if you ask me.

    • @chuckmendez8446
      @chuckmendez8446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're a fakey cake maker and I ain't got time for youuuu🎶🎵

  • @lizzponce
    @lizzponce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wonder if his eyes look like that in real life or if it's just how they accentuate on TV....

  • @thesimpsons17
    @thesimpsons17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bobs Éclairs were long and thin, slip right in

  • @gurrrn1102
    @gurrrn1102 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s a sconey-shoe, it’s a shoe scone

  • @martincummings6092
    @martincummings6092 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bobs eclairs, Long and thin and slip right in.

  • @cactusman7345
    @cactusman7345 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who would win a fight between prue and mary.

  • @bettyjoysurgeon3516
    @bettyjoysurgeon3516 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How is Paul able to keep a straight face?