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  • @efreshwater5
    @efreshwater5 ปีที่แล้ว +2450

    I would pay GOOD money to listen to an audiobook purely consisting of only Bob reading out the names of his accomplices over the years.

    • @galapag0s603
      @galapag0s603 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      He wrote a book called The Satsuma Complex which is very funny! He narrates it on audible and does these kinds of annecodates and voices all the characters! Highly reccomend

    • @Isicobez
      @Isicobez ปีที่แล้ว +56

      His autobiography is very good and read by Bob and has some of the stories on wilty

    • @DoubleB13
      @DoubleB13 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Word! John chesseman, sniper’s dream was a highlight of mine

    • @billyboy286
      @billyboy286 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He did a podcast, Athletico Mince, which featured a lot of this kinda thing

    • @helensanderson7092
      @helensanderson7092 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@galapag0s603 it's a very good book

  • @danielavvollanum1917
    @danielavvollanum1917 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    It radiates from Lee, and especially David, that they thoroughly and genuinely enjoy Bobs particular brand of humor. It's absolutely lovely watching these grown men playing around and having a hearty laugh.

    • @JamoonXerxesSauber
      @JamoonXerxesSauber 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Bob is the comedians comedian. Most of his comedy is actually pretty clean but absurd. Difficult to pull off

    • @Johnny-sj9sj
      @Johnny-sj9sj 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I've met a couple of solicitors who were as thick as two short-planks, but Bob is not one of them.

    • @adgrimes1981
      @adgrimes1981 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@JamoonXerxesSauber Sean Lock was the same. Funny that both of them are/were absolute comedic geniuses

  • @salo7227
    @salo7227 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    I love the way David is always so enamored with Bob. You can see that he genuinely loves his stories.

    • @kawaiicharlie9650
      @kawaiicharlie9650 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      There should be a podcast or something of just bobs stories, they are the best stories i have ever heard

    • @celtic69
      @celtic69 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kawaiicharlie9650he has a podcast called athletico mince which has lots of random stories and characters from around the north east of England. He’s also got a book called the satsuma complex which is a book of bobisms and also his audiobook is well worth a listen (perhaps an understatement)

    • @themug406
      @themug406 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@kawaiicharlie9650Im sure thatd last a good 2 episodes at least

    • @pastohh
      @pastohh ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who isn't

    • @ekimandersom4478
      @ekimandersom4478 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah who wouldn't ?

  • @merlapittman5034
    @merlapittman5034 ปีที่แล้ว +1144

    I'm officially at the point where, unless he specifically says he's lying, I will believe ANY Bob Mortimer story. I absolutely love him! Best guest of all time on this show, and his interactions with David Mitchell are HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂

    • @chelseap2071
      @chelseap2071 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Normally I agree with you but he flew too close to the sun with Mavis the owl. I knew that one was a lie! 😂

    • @merlapittman5034
      @merlapittman5034 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @chelseap2071 Well, yeah, I gotta agree there. But you know, there was still a doubt in my mind that it was true and he was twisting it to make it less believable! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Gallo_1.6
      @Gallo_1.6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ​@@merlapittman5034yeah thats the thing. He is one of the few guests who remember that it's the aim of the game to make the other team guess wrong... true or false. Most guests, if thier stories are true, just tell the story. Whereas Mortimer and Winkleman add random facts and pretend to forget key elements.

    • @Rubytuesday1569
      @Rubytuesday1569 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well said. I think David genuinely finds Bob hilarious.😂

    • @frankhinstine9161
      @frankhinstine9161 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I find most of Bob's stories very believable, I'm about the same age and I was brought up on a council estate, I remember buying Standard fireworks when I was a kid and there was always a house where we believed strange things were going on.

  • @TicTaxx
    @TicTaxx ปีที่แล้ว +353

    It doesn't matter how many times you watch this, you can't help laughing at the absurdity of the stories - especially the true ones. Bob is the best contestant WILTY has ever had. Fuji 9 forever!

    • @rw6235
      @rw6235 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I heard my dentist say Fuji & had to laugh 😂

  • @liamk1977
    @liamk1977 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    I've watched these a hundred times, and i will never not laugh at "leather maker's drill, yeah?"

    • @hughoxford8735
      @hughoxford8735 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      As if it’s common knowledge that home dentists use leather makers drills.

    • @katieheys3007
      @katieheys3007 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It's the way he gestures to the audience like "you know what I mean"

    • @fullheadofhair
      @fullheadofhair ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That drill is pure genius. Just like foojee nine ❤

    • @lyntaylor4131
      @lyntaylor4131 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😅😂😂

    • @freqeist
      @freqeist 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ahh they didnt use Fugi 9

  • @ArnoldTheChihuahua
    @ArnoldTheChihuahua ปีที่แล้ว +208

    If I’m having a bad day, I can count on Bobs stories to cheer me up.

    • @themug406
      @themug406 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good for you

  • @Lobxx1
    @Lobxx1 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    "Oooh, they've not used Fuji" will never not be hilarious 😂😂😂😂

    • @KenLieck
      @KenLieck ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fuji 9 GP EXTRA's new SmartGlass™ filler takes glass ionomer to a whole new level:
      EXTRA fast setting
      Finishing in only 2 1/2 minutes
      EXTRA high fluoride release
      Six times higher than the current GC Fuji 9 GP FAST
      EXTRA translucency
      Allows improved aesthetics and shade matching
      EXTRA strong
      Maximizes durability for optimum performance

  • @leefs62
    @leefs62 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "Is there a problem here, Steve?" cracks me up every single time

  • @johnhrussell4885
    @johnhrussell4885 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Bob Mortimer is a treasure.

    • @IDKwhoIam25
      @IDKwhoIam25 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The "treasure" or "national treasure" comment on all sorts of YT videos and shorts is so boring now, the world's probably is a simulation and ur all bots.

    • @SonnyDarvish
      @SonnyDarvish ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@IDKwhoIam25 why are you talking to a bot 🧐

    • @IDKwhoIam25
      @IDKwhoIam25 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SonnyDarvish How do you know I'm not a bot 🧐

    • @johnhrussell4885
      @johnhrussell4885 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just because something is objectively true doesn't mean it was said by a bot.
      ---END OF TRANSMISSION---
      11000101001111001010010

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@IDKwhoIam25 to be fair, there's not much to talk about on videos like this is there?
      you compliment the people involved, quote some part you like, or you waffle on about unrelated things that no one here cares about
      the comment section isn't really part of the entertainment, it's not trying to surprise and compel you

  • @robertmcpherson1617
    @robertmcpherson1617 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I'm not certain which I like more: Bob's whimsical storytelling or David Mitchell's reactions to it all.

    • @Wiley_Coyote
      @Wiley_Coyote 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Why pick?

    • @robertmcpherson1617
      @robertmcpherson1617 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Wiley_Coyote I am certainly not trying to pick; it is simply a bit of wondering on my part.

    • @squirtermcguirter1502
      @squirtermcguirter1502 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@robertmcpherson1617 yeah, they compliment each other perfectly.

  • @adamharrison7580
    @adamharrison7580 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "She probably melted in that heat" when discussing 'Mary Candles' - Lee Mack never misses with that lightning wit! God bless x

    • @NormanTheDormantDoormat
      @NormanTheDormantDoormat ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Was it him who said "minimum" when bob mentioned the tiny horses name being "max"?

    • @adamharrison7580
      @adamharrison7580 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@NormanTheDormantDoormat Yes sir, that was Lee. Someone made a compilation of his best moments, I believe it's called 'Mack Speed' or similar, a very entertaining watch :)

    • @adamharrison7580
      @adamharrison7580 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If interested, it's by a channel named "
      WILTY? Nope!"

    • @JBG-AjaxzeMedia
      @JBG-AjaxzeMedia ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@adamharrison7580 i go to sleep to that all the time lol i basically know the video by heart

    • @adamharrison7580
      @adamharrison7580 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JBG-AjaxzeMedia You and me both sir, it's very comforting :)

  • @alba279
    @alba279 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    If you have Fuji 9, you are a dentist! Gets me every time 😂😂😂

  • @3lttlbrds
    @3lttlbrds ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I've rewatched these Bob Mortimer videos probably over a hundred times and it never gets old😂 anytime I see a recommendation I must watch. Bob is such a treasure ❤ He and Sean were my favs. Good ole Sean Locke🕊️😞

    • @EdDnB
      @EdDnB ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sean ✊

  • @mattfelmingham8180
    @mattfelmingham8180 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Most people don’t give Bob a chance if they were never a fan of him alongside Vic Reeves, but Bob is a national treasure and is naturally funny.

    • @Butterratbee
      @Butterratbee ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yeah but that makes sense. Vic sucks so much that i also didn’t give bob a chance until about 15 years ago

    • @MijinLaw
      @MijinLaw ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Joined the chat to say the same thing...I really couldn't stand vic or bob in the shooting stars days. Could have never guessed he'd be a legend in middle age.

    • @sarahpomegranate5131
      @sarahpomegranate5131 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought they were so unfunny. But WILTY has totally changed my POV of Bob. He’s a delight in this show.

    • @michaelhunt1579
      @michaelhunt1579 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      For me, Vic Reeves (along with Catherine Tate and Matt Lucas) is the epitome of 'unfunny'. He overshadowed Bob Mortimer, so the latter's innate and infectious sense of humour was blanketed. Thanks to WILTY, viewers can now enjoy Bob's unique humour.

    • @danjames4086
      @danjames4086 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was a hige fan of both Vic and Bob from the early days. Looking at it now, I reckon Vic wouldn't have gine beyond small crowds in pubs had it not been for Bob.
      Bob has found a new comedy life, whereas wheneverVic tries 'solo' conedy these days, it feels forced and uncomfortable.

  • @miss-nomer
    @miss-nomer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    “We hoped he would be, but he could never find the flute” gets me every time.

  • @Birdtoes
    @Birdtoes 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    There is no one on earth whose stories I’d rather hear!😂 What an absolute gem of a human he is!!❤👏😂

  • @Wiley_Coyote
    @Wiley_Coyote 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    "We're dealing with a very sick owl". 😆

    • @ilonabakes7290
      @ilonabakes7290 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This is just a lump of meat and feathers 😂

    • @jamiegrzesiczek5361
      @jamiegrzesiczek5361 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      One of if not the funniest stories he tells in my opinion...and thats a hard choice.

    • @ImBarryScottCSS
      @ImBarryScottCSS 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "Steve I cannot impress upon you enough how sick this owl was"

  • @EHYHDY
    @EHYHDY ปีที่แล้ว +98

    If anyone wants an explanation of British humour you only have to point them to these stories to try and understand what it is! Bob Mortimer is the personification of British humour!!!

    • @Johnd161
      @Johnd161 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Hardly British humour - just bob mortimer humour

  • @xminimonst3r31
    @xminimonst3r31 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    The show has been brilliant for years but Bob is just something different… love him!

  • @hutchmusician
    @hutchmusician 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Perhaps the most naturally funny man on the planet. The way David and Lee enjoy his stories as much as or even more than the audience is a joy to behold. XD

  • @chriskaprys
    @chriskaprys ปีที่แล้ว +531

    I asked my dentist if Fuji 9 was a thing and she stopped working and looked at me like I'd just recited her debit card PIN and asked where I'd heard about it, and then I had to try to explain Bob Mortimer.

    • @sureshot8399
      @sureshot8399 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I had to give the same explanation when my dentist asked his assistant to prepare some Fuji IX and I started sniggering. It's a bit of a running joke between us now.

    • @robroper8878
      @robroper8878 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Same here, she said, yes, that is something we use, where did you hear it? I tried to tell her about Bob and she just side eyed me!

    • @bwp7420
      @bwp7420 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Good luck with that! 😅

    • @rainydays9967
      @rainydays9967 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I’m trying this 😂

    • @ritageorge8748
      @ritageorge8748 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh how I wish I'd been there

  • @Dzokhar
    @Dzokhar ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I swear Bob is the final boss of this show.

    • @aidanodonnell1344
      @aidanodonnell1344 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I believe that whenever he’s on he gets a third of the air time to himself.

    • @benulike
      @benulike 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And Taskmaster

    • @danielmurphy1982
      @danielmurphy1982 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@aidanodonnell1344 and they now try and get him on every season.

    • @danielmurphy1982
      @danielmurphy1982 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I love how within many forms or art...there are people who are so naturally tuned into the art that they make it look ridiculously easy.
      Bob is that with coffee...other comedians just sit back and let him riff.

  • @EHYHDY
    @EHYHDY ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I cannot contain myself when I hear his stories! I have even told my dentist about the Fuji 9 story and could not stop laughing throughout the consultation at just at the thought of Bob Mortimer telling this story!

  • @lindab8397
    @lindab8397 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I could watch these programs all night , Bob and Lee crack me up big time ….. I am often in tears of laughter 😂

    • @kenbar4761
      @kenbar4761 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I do watch them all night. 🤣

  • @lizvickers7156
    @lizvickers7156 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I think Bob Mortimer is one of the nicest people going. What a lovely man.

  • @joburch6803
    @joburch6803 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I have always loved Bob. He’s completely and utterly hilariously bonkers 😂

    • @sanseijedi
      @sanseijedi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Agree wholeheartedly. I think David is required for his agonizing ruminations over the plausibility of the master storyteller's tales though.

  • @dannation8836
    @dannation8836 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I love when Bob gives names. It's always a common first name and a weird surname that seems like he is just seeing it on a sign in the moment.

    • @thatoneoddball2564
      @thatoneoddball2564 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's just an ongoing character reel from Clue

    • @JBG-AjaxzeMedia
      @JBG-AjaxzeMedia ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he probably just makes up the names, cause they're not specifically relevant to the truthfulness of the story, he also probably can't remember all the peoples names

    • @MsSecretPoet
      @MsSecretPoet ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What about Broccoli Highkicks from the Cockroach story? Haha

    • @andimarment
      @andimarment ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@MsSecretPoet top heavy Ken and Billy the pigeon are my favourites

    • @Senyoln1
      @Senyoln1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It wouldn't surprise me that he set up Mary Candles for someone to come up with a punchline regarding the temperature situation like what Lee did

  • @ianpritchard6375
    @ianpritchard6375 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I have watched this several times over the years... and I think it's funnier each time. Awesome

  • @ReadyPlayerDog
    @ReadyPlayerDog ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Bob is a living legend. They guy is just brilliant.

  • @disavowalf3351
    @disavowalf3351 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    “Tentative testicle” is one of the most underrated jokes on that show…bravo, maestro!

  • @grs4691
    @grs4691 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “And it stank of paraffin it was hot” little details like these just make them so good

  • @IanWaring-n7b
    @IanWaring-n7b ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Mum said don't go out 😂

    • @chelseap2071
      @chelseap2071 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "I don't have to breathe in to breathe out" 🤣

  • @faywalter9983
    @faywalter9983 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Bob Mortimer is one of the funniest people on Earth❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂

    • @Paulthompson9942
      @Paulthompson9942 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I was a big fan of Vic and Bob in the very late 1980's and through the 1990's and I always thought that Vic was the funny one but in the last decade or so I've realised that Vic isn't very funny at all and Bob is one of the funniest men to ever live

    • @danielmurphy1982
      @danielmurphy1982 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Paulthompson9942I've left many a similar comment. So glad he's getting his flowers in the 20s.
      Even seeing the other comedians enjoy him is a delight.

  • @goatlord7310
    @goatlord7310 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I wish my life was as interestingly hilarious like Bob Mortimer's or henning wehn's.

  • @garryb374
    @garryb374 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    There are a couple of times David really gets upset before having to decide or afterwards when he finds he was wrong, they were probably in the previous 5 bonkers Mortimer tales video. The chemistry of this show is excellent.

    • @chelseap2071
      @chelseap2071 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah, they will NEVER put Bob on David's team because it's way too hilarious when he gets David all riled up!!

  • @davejones2823
    @davejones2823 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "I don't know her name but I'll call her Mary Candles" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @chelseap2071
      @chelseap2071 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've wondered if they told him he needs to stop lying about names in true stories, so this was his compromise? 😂

  • @markainsley231
    @markainsley231 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Where would the world be without people like Bob. A true treasure

  • @deborahfitzpatrick1110
    @deborahfitzpatrick1110 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    How many times have I watched this and every time I cry with laughter ¡😂

  • @robertpodbery242
    @robertpodbery242 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Its one of the funniest things on tv, Bob Is the best contestant, I have seen these 3 times, still makes me laugh

  • @Brusselswatch
    @Brusselswatch 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    There was an advertising jingle, “Light up the sky with Standard Fireworks.”

  • @RalphBrooker-gn9iv
    @RalphBrooker-gn9iv ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The way he says ‘I have…a…leather…maker’s…drill!’ Kills me every time I listen to this marvellous story.

  • @PositiveRaincloud
    @PositiveRaincloud 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I've never laughed so much than when I listen to Bob Mortimer's stories. He's a comedic genius

  • @paulr.j.rosser2709
    @paulr.j.rosser2709 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Bob is in a different class; I can see Lee Mack in awe when he speaks....

  • @sheilaoneil18
    @sheilaoneil18 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love Bob Mortimer. I have watched him telling these stories over and over again!! Bob always makes me roar with laughter. A great favourite of mine. Thank you Bob for all the laughs. God bless you!

  • @jamesbutler6253
    @jamesbutler6253 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    In the witch's house story, Lee's two little jokes are pure gold.

  • @byrongordonbeukes3934
    @byrongordonbeukes3934 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Having a few beers with this guy, would be pure gold😂

  • @mickhavermans7319
    @mickhavermans7319 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Whenever I see Bob on TV no matter what show he makes me laugh😂🎖🍻🌟👍🫡👑

  • @pollydickinson4789
    @pollydickinson4789 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I absolutely adore Bob, what a wonderful person he is. But don’t be fooled by him, he knows far more than he lets on.❤

  • @sureshot8399
    @sureshot8399 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Bob really understands that in order to sell a lie convincingly you need detail. He packs so much of that into his lies and his truths that this is why he is so difficult to read. And he is, by a country mile, the best guest on this show.

  • @rjb6327
    @rjb6327 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mortimer is a riot. I love his stories. 🤣

  • @jimb9063
    @jimb9063 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I can confirm Fuji 9 is real. Dentist and assistant were talking about it.
    Unless they wind up every patient by throwing it in the conversation of course!

    • @Eduisit
      @Eduisit ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brilliant, qanon level conspiracy there

    • @TheDungeonMinister
      @TheDungeonMinister ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's quite real, and they mention Bob on their web site.

    • @garryb374
      @garryb374 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just googled it and it comes up but in Roman numerals. So look up Fuji IX if you are not sure.

    • @monkeytennis8861
      @monkeytennis8861 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You mean you googled it

  • @mikelawson7111
    @mikelawson7111 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Will never get sick of watching Bob Mortimer's stories, so hilarious and some actually true!!

  • @iriswiltshire3605
    @iriswiltshire3605 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Im90years old and I’m in love with Bob Mortimer

  • @lazylaurablue
    @lazylaurablue 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I've never seen much Bob Mortimer before. By the time I was halfway through I literally had tears coming at the description of how very sick the owl was, but not tears of pity 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    No I'm not callous because I know Bob would have taken good care of the poorly sick owl with the "colestomy" bag. 🤣

    • @sanseijedi
      @sanseijedi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He is a treasure. You must see him on the Gone Fishing series and his books are well worth a look in, too.

  • @janetinman3967
    @janetinman3967 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I watch Bob Mortimer clips from this show over and over again, and can never restrain from snort-laughing. This man makes me laugh so much, I surely must love him!!! That's all you need in life. Someone with stories like this to keep you laughing. Ha!

  • @ericatomkins905
    @ericatomkins905 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    He is such a delight! I could watch him all day! ❤️

  • @ploopydoopydoo
    @ploopydoopydoo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I've seen all of these so many times now and I still can't stop laughing xD

  • @johnmc3862
    @johnmc3862 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    ‘A Leather-makers drill yeah!’ 😂😂😂

  • @mygaffer
    @mygaffer ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Bob is the best!
    Anyone remember from that other show, he walks in and sees a woman seated and says "shall we strike you?"
    I love his oddness.

    • @DavidSmith-gr4wx
      @DavidSmith-gr4wx ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That was taskmaster I believe.

    • @brandonkrause7308
      @brandonkrause7308 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Her name was Rosalind and she's a fuckin nightmare

    • @katieheys3007
      @katieheys3007 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Didn't he also say to the same woman "Do you like meat?" Hahaha he's so odd.

  • @RandomPhone
    @RandomPhone 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I don’t know what I enjoy more, the ridiculousness of Bob’s stories, or David’s frustration with having to figure them out.

  • @ericatomkins905
    @ericatomkins905 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    And he’s got a funny answer to everything! Bless him! 😍

  • @iguacu3517
    @iguacu3517 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I had the opportunity to subtly namedrop Fuji-9 talking to my dentist and I felt so proud of myself😂

  • @nederlanditism1154
    @nederlanditism1154 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Every time I watch this, which consequently tells I've watched it more than once before (indeed, many, many times; so many times that I can anticipate Fuji Nine like a lyric of a song), I pretend to be unbiased, and feel free of bonds to deduct the truth or the lie. He's such a great fabulator, or actually isn't because Mortimer's truthful.

  • @SBEARD12345
    @SBEARD12345 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bob, and Greg just reading out the nicknames and saying their experiences growing up.
    Snorkel parker will live long in my memory

  • @mikecronin5792
    @mikecronin5792 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "They were looking after fireworks in other peoples houses".
    Brilliant.
    And just to clear something up, Bob was right about the reporters names. I'm from Middlesbrough too and The Evening Gazette was the local paper that he's talking about 👍.

    • @MsSecretPoet
      @MsSecretPoet ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nooo really? That was going to be my next ADHD rabbit hole to see if the names were true!

    • @mikecronin5792
      @mikecronin5792 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MsSecretPoet step away from the rabbit hole...put away the prepared line of questioning for it is all true...even one of my favourites, fuji9 ! Now THAT was beautifully done 😄.

    • @mikecronin5792
      @mikecronin5792 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I totally agree...and when Bob looked in Lees mouth and said "ooh they've not used fuji" i lost it again 🤣🤣.

  • @removechan10298
    @removechan10298 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "we're dealing with a very sick owl" - fk i can't - had to pause and breathe.

  • @AJ-ei3ee
    @AJ-ei3ee ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I've watched this hundreds of times and it still makes me cry laughing, fuji9 😂😂😂

  • @mikeb7379
    @mikeb7379 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If only he was on that show more! Ive seen most of his stories more than once and i still LOL.

  • @vincenzocherubini2424
    @vincenzocherubini2424 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Can't believe that the older panelists don't remember or know one of the biggest brands of fireworks in its day. I even remember the catch-line from their adverts..."light up the sky with Standard Fireworks". Ahh happy days. Bless you, young Mortimer!

    • @patkennedy7095
      @patkennedy7095 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Standard fireworks were in a class of their own. Standard bangers, the Pom Pom cannon and the Little Demon, were the loudest you could get. I'm 81 and remember them vividly from my boyhood in the 1950s.

    • @Silver_Owl
      @Silver_Owl ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's what I've just said. I'm only about six years older than David Mitchell, and I remember Standard Fireworks really well. Growing up in the 1970s, a lot of people bought them for bonfire parties in the back garden. And Sarah Millican likewise is close in age to David, and she didn't seem to know them either. (Lee Mack is the same age as me, but maybe he was staying quiet, since he's on Bob's team.) I mean they'd be everywhere in the shops in November.

  • @bhew7409
    @bhew7409 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "its just a lump of meat and feathers" i pmsl and stopped playing the game i was on to leave this comment. Bob is such a legend!

  • @marcushinton772
    @marcushinton772 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I've read his autobiography and he's lead an interesting life to say the least

    • @themug406
      @themug406 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He also makes things up in that

  • @krissdev
    @krissdev ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This man is out of this world 😮

  • @DL-lv2rq
    @DL-lv2rq ปีที่แล้ว +30

    He’s just so good at this game 😂

  • @Dewiart16
    @Dewiart16 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As a result of this I now do my own fillings and saved a fortune. I originally bought Fuji Nine on E-Bay and now I use an equivalent.

    • @bassetts1899
      @bassetts1899 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dentists Hate This One Trick!

  • @JJJulesToo
    @JJJulesToo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I would listen to Bob's stories over and over! He needs to write an autobiography and do his own audiobooks!

  • @StephenIC
    @StephenIC 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Just imagine walking into Bob's house and he's leaned back in a gaming seat on his kitchen island with the mirror on a curved Indian musical instrument and a drill in his mouth..... Just incredible.

  • @EileenHawkes
    @EileenHawkes 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Love Bob could watch over and over again best guest EVER ❤

  • @Paulthompson9942
    @Paulthompson9942 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I always think that the more outlandish and unbelievable the stories are the more true they are, it must have been fun growing up in Middlesbrough in the 1970's

    • @StuartRead-q5w
      @StuartRead-q5w 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not sure its fun having a fire in your house though

  • @trueblue96CFC
    @trueblue96CFC ปีที่แล้ว +12

    No one on this show gets in David’s head as much as Bob

  • @S.Trades
    @S.Trades 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Bob is simply an extraordinary story teller!

  • @billberndtson
    @billberndtson ปีที่แล้ว +2

    28:41 Genuine "huh?" face lol. "Wha?" 🤣🤣🤣 Bob's a madman.

  • @Woody93185
    @Woody93185 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Ooh they haven’t used Fuji have they??” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chazertronfivethousand4425
    @chazertronfivethousand4425 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how much Bob throws off David. I love his stories.

  • @fraserlee_film
    @fraserlee_film 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    In Bobs book he mentions he used to have 17 sugars and the story behind it is actually quite sad, and the joke of the 18th sugar being too sweet is completely true. This man and his life are both sincerely funny without trying to be. Absolute legend of a guy

  • @yuppys
    @yuppys 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I don't have to breathe in to breathe out........................yessss BOB, tell 'em!!! I also love the fact that he always ends up trying to convince even his own team....LOL

  • @pemdechen6300
    @pemdechen6300 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would say, "True" every time - No exceptions to any of Bob Mortimer's stories.

  • @edwardspray5930
    @edwardspray5930 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He’s by far my favourite comedian

    • @EdDnB
      @EdDnB ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s almost tooo much… he’s killing me right now 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TTraveller3
    @TTraveller3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Bob is a comedic genius!!! His stories are extraordinary!!!!

  • @aileenspence3080
    @aileenspence3080 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Great stuff Bob. A genuine funny man. Keep good health😆

  • @Snowie7826
    @Snowie7826 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:33 David's utterly rapt with him 😂

  • @nunyanunya4147
    @nunyanunya4147 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bob Mortimer is my favorite Brit ov all time... and I married one.

  • @kevinfairclough4619
    @kevinfairclough4619 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The art of storytelling ad-lib is a rare skill, Bob seems to have perfected it.

  • @SamiHukka
    @SamiHukka ปีที่แล้ว +9

    David Mitchell and a moments when all the logic goes out of the window...😂

  • @MaximumDivine
    @MaximumDivine 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    4:14 5:01
    Lee is just so quick and funny. Pure wit.

  • @gbevis4227
    @gbevis4227 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    LOVE BOB.....He is fantastic on WILTY !!!

  • @ericatomkins905
    @ericatomkins905 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Yes! He actually makes me laugh out loud! I think he was born to play Would I Lie To You…..every time I see he’s on the panel I know we’re all in for a big laugh…and I feel sorry for David Mitchell! 😂😂. Cos Bob has him running around in circles! 👍

  • @anthonylamb3488
    @anthonylamb3488 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Of course it's true. I used to buy 'Standard' fireworks when I was young just as we were allowed to buy cigarettes for my parents. And we used to play with sparklers in the kitchen, especially if it was terrible weather outside, because that's where all the water was just in case. If truth be known there were others on that panel who knew that there was such a thing as 'Standard' fireworks but that wouldn't have been anywhere near as funny as it was with Bob explaining it all. 😎

  • @davidkendrick7167
    @davidkendrick7167 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bob Mortimer what a legend I could watch him anywhere any place really class act good entertainment thanks Bob for making us laugh 😂😂😂

  • @TTraveller3
    @TTraveller3 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Bob is a genius! A wonderful story teller!!! 🤣🤣🤣