5 More Bonkers Bob Mortimer Tales | Best of Bob Mortimer | Would I Lie to You? | Banijay Comedy
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Enjoy 5 Bonkers Bob Mortimer tales, from the classic British panel show; Would I Lie to You?
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I would pay GOOD money to listen to an audiobook purely consisting of only Bob reading out the names of his accomplices over the years.
He wrote a book called The Satsuma Complex which is very funny! He narrates it on audible and does these kinds of annecodates and voices all the characters! Highly reccomend
His autobiography is very good and read by Bob and has some of the stories on wilty
Word! John chesseman, sniper’s dream was a highlight of mine
He did a podcast, Athletico Mince, which featured a lot of this kinda thing
@galapag0s603 it's a very good book
I love the way David is always so enamored with Bob. You can see that he genuinely loves his stories.
There should be a podcast or something of just bobs stories, they are the best stories i have ever heard
@@kawaiicharlie9650he has a podcast called athletico mince which has lots of random stories and characters from around the north east of England. He’s also got a book called the satsuma complex which is a book of bobisms and also his audiobook is well worth a listen (perhaps an understatement)
@@kawaiicharlie9650Im sure thatd last a good 2 episodes at least
Who isn't
Yeah who wouldn't ?
I'm officially at the point where, unless he specifically says he's lying, I will believe ANY Bob Mortimer story. I absolutely love him! Best guest of all time on this show, and his interactions with David Mitchell are HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂
Normally I agree with you but he flew too close to the sun with Mavis the owl. I knew that one was a lie! 😂
@chelseap2071 Well, yeah, I gotta agree there. But you know, there was still a doubt in my mind that it was true and he was twisting it to make it less believable! 🤣🤣🤣
@@merlapittman5034yeah thats the thing. He is one of the few guests who remember that it's the aim of the game to make the other team guess wrong... true or false. Most guests, if thier stories are true, just tell the story. Whereas Mortimer and Winkleman add random facts and pretend to forget key elements.
Well said. I think David genuinely finds Bob hilarious.😂
I find most of Bob's stories very believable, I'm about the same age and I was brought up on a council estate, I remember buying Standard fireworks when I was a kid and there was always a house where we believed strange things were going on.
I've watched these a hundred times, and i will never not laugh at "leather maker's drill, yeah?"
As if it’s common knowledge that home dentists use leather makers drills.
It's the way he gestures to the audience like "you know what I mean"
That drill is pure genius. Just like foojee nine ❤
😅😂😂
ahh they didnt use Fugi 9
"Oooh, they've not used Fuji" will never not be hilarious 😂😂😂😂
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It radiates from Lee, and especially David, that they thoroughly and genuinely enjoy Bobs particular brand of humor. It's absolutely lovely watching these grown men playing around and having a hearty laugh.
It doesn't matter how many times you watch this, you can't help laughing at the absurdity of the stories - especially the true ones. Bob is the best contestant WILTY has ever had. Fuji 9 forever!
I heard my dentist say Fuji & had to laugh 😂
If I’m having a bad day, I can count on Bobs stories to cheer me up.
Good for you
If you have Fuji 9, you are a dentist! Gets me every time 😂😂😂
I asked my dentist if Fuji 9 was a thing and she stopped working and looked at me like I'd just recited her debit card PIN and asked where I'd heard about it, and then I had to try to explain Bob Mortimer.
I had to give the same explanation when my dentist asked his assistant to prepare some Fuji IX and I started sniggering. It's a bit of a running joke between us now.
Same here, she said, yes, that is something we use, where did you hear it? I tried to tell her about Bob and she just side eyed me!
Good luck with that! 😅
I’m trying this 😂
Oh how I wish I'd been there
Most people don’t give Bob a chance if they were never a fan of him alongside Vic Reeves, but Bob is a national treasure and is naturally funny.
Yeah but that makes sense. Vic sucks so much that i also didn’t give bob a chance until about 15 years ago
Joined the chat to say the same thing...I really couldn't stand vic or bob in the shooting stars days. Could have never guessed he'd be a legend in middle age.
I thought they were so unfunny. But WILTY has totally changed my POV of Bob. He’s a delight in this show.
For me, Vic Reeves (along with Catherine Tate and Matt Lucas) is the epitome of 'unfunny'. He overshadowed Bob Mortimer, so the latter's innate and infectious sense of humour was blanketed. Thanks to WILTY, viewers can now enjoy Bob's unique humour.
I was a hige fan of both Vic and Bob from the early days. Looking at it now, I reckon Vic wouldn't have gine beyond small crowds in pubs had it not been for Bob.
Bob has found a new comedy life, whereas wheneverVic tries 'solo' conedy these days, it feels forced and uncomfortable.
I'm not certain which I like more: Bob's whimsical storytelling or David Mitchell's reactions to it all.
Why pick?
@@Wiley_Coyote I am certainly not trying to pick; it is simply a bit of wondering on my part.
Bob Mortimer is a treasure.
The "treasure" or "national treasure" comment on all sorts of YT videos and shorts is so boring now, the world's probably is a simulation and ur all bots.
@@IDKwhoIam25 why are you talking to a bot 🧐
@@SonnyDarvishzadeh How do you know I'm not a bot 🧐
Just because something is objectively true doesn't mean it was said by a bot.
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@@IDKwhoIam25 to be fair, there's not much to talk about on videos like this is there?
you compliment the people involved, quote some part you like, or you waffle on about unrelated things that no one here cares about
the comment section isn't really part of the entertainment, it's not trying to surprise and compel you
"She probably melted in that heat" when discussing 'Mary Candles' - Lee Mack never misses with that lightning wit! God bless x
Was it him who said "minimum" when bob mentioned the tiny horses name being "max"?
@@NormanTheDormantDoormat Yes sir, that was Lee. Someone made a compilation of his best moments, I believe it's called 'Mack Speed' or similar, a very entertaining watch :)
If interested, it's by a channel named "
WILTY? Nope!"
@@adamharrison7580 i go to sleep to that all the time lol i basically know the video by heart
@@JBG-AjaxzeMedia You and me both sir, it's very comforting :)
If anyone wants an explanation of British humour you only have to point them to these stories to try and understand what it is! Bob Mortimer is the personification of British humour!!!
"Is there a problem here, Steve?" cracks me up every single time
I swear Bob is the final boss of this show.
I believe that whenever he’s on he gets a third of the air time to himself.
And Taskmaster
I've rewatched these Bob Mortimer videos probably over a hundred times and it never gets old😂 anytime I see a recommendation I must watch. Bob is such a treasure ❤ He and Sean were my favs. Good ole Sean Locke🕊️😞
Sean ✊
“Tentative testicle” is one of the most underrated jokes on that show…bravo, maestro!
I love when Bob gives names. It's always a common first name and a weird surname that seems like he is just seeing it on a sign in the moment.
It's just an ongoing character reel from Clue
he probably just makes up the names, cause they're not specifically relevant to the truthfulness of the story, he also probably can't remember all the peoples names
What about Broccoli Highkicks from the Cockroach story? Haha
@MsSecretPoet top heavy Ken and Billy the pigeon are my favourites
It wouldn't surprise me that he set up Mary Candles for someone to come up with a punchline regarding the temperature situation like what Lee did
i've rewatched him hundreds of times
the owl story gets me each time - listen to the card, it has 0 connection to his insane story that took him like 5-10 seconds to create - absolutely incredible lol
The show has been brilliant for years but Bob is just something different… love him!
“We hoped he would be, but he could never find the flute” gets me every time.
Mum said don't go out 😂
"I don't have to breathe in to breathe out" 🤣
"We're dealing with a very sick owl". 😆
I cannot contain myself when I hear his stories! I have even told my dentist about the Fuji 9 story and could not stop laughing throughout the consultation at just at the thought of Bob Mortimer telling this story!
The way he says ‘I have…a…leather…maker’s…drill!’ Kills me every time I listen to this marvellous story.
Just imagine walking into Bob's house and he's leaned back in a gaming seat on his kitchen island with the mirror on a curved Indian musical instrument and a drill in his mouth..... Just incredible.
I wish my life was as interestingly hilarious like Bob Mortimer's or henning wehn's.
There are a couple of times David really gets upset before having to decide or afterwards when he finds he was wrong, they were probably in the previous 5 bonkers Mortimer tales video. The chemistry of this show is excellent.
Yeah, they will NEVER put Bob on David's team because it's way too hilarious when he gets David all riled up!!
“And it stank of paraffin it was hot” little details like these just make them so good
I could watch these programs all night , Bob and Lee crack me up big time ….. I am often in tears of laughter 😂
"I don't know her name but I'll call her Mary Candles" 🤣🤣🤣
I've wondered if they told him he needs to stop lying about names in true stories, so this was his compromise? 😂
In the witch's house story, Lee's two little jokes are pure gold.
Bob Mortimer is one of the funniest people on Earth❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂
I was a big fan of Vic and Bob in the very late 1980's and through the 1990's and I always thought that Vic was the funny one but in the last decade or so I've realised that Vic isn't very funny at all and Bob is one of the funniest men to ever live
There is no one on earth whose stories I’d rather hear!😂 What an absolute gem of a human he is!!❤👏😂
I can confirm Fuji 9 is real. Dentist and assistant were talking about it.
Unless they wind up every patient by throwing it in the conversation of course!
Brilliant, qanon level conspiracy there
It's quite real, and they mention Bob on their web site.
I just googled it and it comes up but in Roman numerals. So look up Fuji IX if you are not sure.
You mean you googled it
I have watched this several times over the years... and I think it's funnier each time. Awesome
Its one of the funniest things on tv, Bob Is the best contestant, I have seen these 3 times, still makes me laugh
Where would the world be without people like Bob. A true treasure
Bob is a living legend. They guy is just brilliant.
Bob is in a different class; I can see Lee Mack in awe when he speaks....
I've never seen much Bob Mortimer before. By the time I was halfway through I literally had tears coming at the description of how very sick the owl was, but not tears of pity 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No I'm not callous because I know Bob would have taken good care of the poorly sick owl with the "colestomy" bag. 🤣
He is a treasure. You must see him on the Gone Fishing series and his books are well worth a look in, too.
Having a few beers with this guy, would be pure gold😂
I think Bob Mortimer is one of the nicest people going. What a lovely man.
Bob really understands that in order to sell a lie convincingly you need detail. He packs so much of that into his lies and his truths that this is why he is so difficult to read. And he is, by a country mile, the best guest on this show.
I have always loved Bob. He’s completely and utterly hilariously bonkers 😂
Agree wholeheartedly. I think David is required for his agonizing ruminations over the plausibility of the master storyteller's tales though.
Every time I watch this, which consequently tells I've watched it more than once before (indeed, many, many times; so many times that I can anticipate Fuji Nine like a lyric of a song), I pretend to be unbiased, and feel free of bonds to deduct the truth or the lie. He's such a great fabulator, or actually isn't because Mortimer's truthful.
I had the opportunity to subtly namedrop Fuji-9 talking to my dentist and I felt so proud of myself😂
Bob is the best!
Anyone remember from that other show, he walks in and sees a woman seated and says "shall we strike you?"
I love his oddness.
That was taskmaster I believe.
Her name was Rosalind and she's a fuckin nightmare
I absolutely adore Bob, what a wonderful person he is. But don’t be fooled by him, he knows far more than he lets on.❤
He’s just so good at this game 😂
Whenever I see Bob on TV no matter what show he makes me laugh😂🎖🍻🌟👍🫡👑
Mortimer is a riot. I love his stories. 🤣
I don't have to breathe in to breathe out........................yessss BOB, tell 'em!!! I also love the fact that he always ends up trying to convince even his own team....LOL
If only he was on that show more! Ive seen most of his stories more than once and i still LOL.
Bob, and Greg just reading out the nicknames and saying their experiences growing up.
Snorkel parker will live long in my memory
Can't believe that the older panelists don't remember or know one of the biggest brands of fireworks in its day. I even remember the catch-line from their adverts..."light up the sky with Standard Fireworks". Ahh happy days. Bless you, young Mortimer!
Standard fireworks were in a class of their own. Standard bangers, the Pom Pom cannon and the Little Demon, were the loudest you could get. I'm 81 and remember them vividly from my boyhood in the 1950s.
That's what I've just said. I'm only about six years older than David Mitchell, and I remember Standard Fireworks really well. Growing up in the 1970s, a lot of people bought them for bonfire parties in the back garden. And Sarah Millican likewise is close in age to David, and she didn't seem to know them either. (Lee Mack is the same age as me, but maybe he was staying quiet, since he's on Bob's team.) I mean they'd be everywhere in the shops in November.
"They were looking after fireworks in other peoples houses".
Brilliant.
And just to clear something up, Bob was right about the reporters names. I'm from Middlesbrough too and The Evening Gazette was the local paper that he's talking about 👍.
Nooo really? That was going to be my next ADHD rabbit hole to see if the names were true!
@@MsSecretPoet step away from the rabbit hole...put away the prepared line of questioning for it is all true...even one of my favourites, fuji9 ! Now THAT was beautifully done 😄.
I totally agree...and when Bob looked in Lees mouth and said "ooh they've not used fuji" i lost it again 🤣🤣.
There was an advertising jingle, “Light up the sky with Standard Fireworks.”
“What was his name?”
“Max!”
*everyone looks pleased*
“You would have thought Minimum.”
Good Lord Lee Mack is quick.
"its just a lump of meat and feathers" i pmsl and stopped playing the game i was on to leave this comment. Bob is such a legend!
I've seen all of these so many times now and I still can't stop laughing xD
As a result of this I now do my own fillings and saved a fortune. I originally bought Fuji Nine on E-Bay and now I use an equivalent.
Dentists Hate This One Trick!
I love Bob Mortimer. I have watched him telling these stories over and over again!! Bob always makes me roar with laughter. A great favourite of mine. Thank you Bob for all the laughs. God bless you!
This man is out of this world 😮
No one on this show gets in David’s head as much as Bob
Can you imagine the bedtime stories Bob told his kids?
Those kids would NOT go to sleep after one of his stories. They would wet their beds laughing their asses off 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine living inside Bob Mortimer's head. It must be so much fun. No drugs or combination of drugs could get you close.
I've read his autobiography and he's lead an interesting life to say the least
He also makes things up in that
I always think that the more outlandish and unbelievable the stories are the more true they are, it must have been fun growing up in Middlesbrough in the 1970's
I've watched this hundreds of times and it still makes me cry laughing, fuji9 😂😂😂
Love Bob could watch over and over again best guest EVER ❤
I love how much Bob throws off David. I love his stories.
I don’t know what I enjoy more, the ridiculousness of Bob’s stories, or David’s frustration with having to figure them out.
I would say, "True" every time - No exceptions to any of Bob Mortimer's stories.
Good Ol' Suggsie !!! He jumped off stage and skanked with me and my buddies one night ! BEST LIVE BAND EVER !!!
David when he says that's the owls deathbed 😂😂😂😂😂😂
28:41 Genuine "huh?" face lol. "Wha?" 🤣🤣🤣 Bob's a madman.
Bob is simply an extraordinary story teller!
Best line ever, "I don't have to breathe in to breathe out" The looks on the other's faces.
Bob Mortimer is my favorite Brit ov all time... and I married one.
So would I . Bob just makes my day .
David Mitchell and a moments when all the logic goes out of the window...😂
I'm dying.... laughing. Bob Mortimer is brilliant.
Of course it's true. I used to buy 'Standard' fireworks when I was young just as we were allowed to buy cigarettes for my parents. And we used to play with sparklers in the kitchen, especially if it was terrible weather outside, because that's where all the water was just in case. If truth be known there were others on that panel who knew that there was such a thing as 'Standard' fireworks but that wouldn't have been anywhere near as funny as it was with Bob explaining it all. 😎
I couldnt have said that any better. 🙏
I can only imagine that Bob was a lot like Calvin (from Hobs) when he was a little rascal😂😂
Omg, so damn hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
Bob Mortimer seems like such a dear & I'd love to have him as a neighbor. Just not close enough, though, that I could hear his wife yelling, "What are you doing NOW?!"
4:14 5:01
Lee is just so quick and funny. Pure wit.
I love Bob he is a life’s elixir 😊
‘A Leather-makers drill yeah!’ 😂😂😂
Davids... 'And what color was it?' Was quality
"I want to know where you grew up where a seven year old can buy a box of fireworks." The 1960s. I grew up in the 70s, and we ran absolute riot. It's kind of astonishing any of us survived. And Standard fireworks were well, the standard. I remember them well. Bit surprised David Mitchell, born 1974, didn't know them. Back then, people tended to do back garden firework parties for Bonfire Night, and many people bought Standard.
The owl story is so good because it's the only time the joke is on Bob.
Some of the finest talent on show here...
I always laugh at Davids disbelief that there was a brand of fireworks called "Standard" - the best known brand of fireworks!
3:33 David's utterly rapt with him 😂
LOVE BOB.....He is fantastic on WILTY !!!
He’s by far my favourite comedian
He’s almost tooo much… he’s killing me right now 🤣🤣🤣