Then you haven't watched the show!!!! (As David Mitchell would say to any panelists doubting Bob's most ridiculous yet almost impossible to make up stories).
United States of Nerd. Others really are left with no option but to go in their own direction after Bob, which is amazing. . Agree he really is an impressive, lovely and engaging man. I want to see Bob and Richard work together more. I see a nice bromance going on.
I think with some comedians, and I think Johnny Vaughan said this, is that they've worked out a funny 30 minutes set that gets laughs and has some structure, but aren't necessarily just conversationally funny. With Bob I think the complete opposite, not saying he can't write funny stuff (like, not saying that at all), but I really think this is Bob basically all day every day
I think Bob could make a cat laugh though , the two together are a beautiful thing, he needs to be knighted he's brought so much laughter to us all over the years
I love Bob Mortimer and Richard, and I don't think I've seen Richard drop his "persona" so thoroughly and just be willing to laugh and riff with someone; but the one thing that I really dislike about this story, is that "I once invested in a reverse toilet with an American actor" would have been a perfect story for Bob to freak David Mitchell out with on Would I Lie to You.
The SECOND Bob said "it WAS Christian Slater!" I immediately had WILTY alarms go off and I berated myself for not identifying a "Bob Mortimer Story (tm)" sooner during the exchange in this video. HOW did it sneak up on me?!! Was I only casually listening?!?! How did I miss the first clue? I had to replay it - I should've detected it at Bob's "I once invested in a reverse toilet". Did I get distracted by Richard's obvious response that we all were thinking? That must've been it, but still, I should've known better than to let down my guard so easily. Cuz dagnabbit! Of COURSE it was Richard's wildly out of left field guess of "Christian Slater" - THAT'S exactly the type of insane serendipity that would be consistent in a conversation with Bob Mortimer... involving his stories, of course. 😁🤣😁. What a bloody world treasure Bob Mortimer is. Just an anomaly of a human being. 😁♥️💕 Richard's not so bad either - if you're not familiar, check out his unique in all the world, tears of laughter inducing classics, "Garth Merengi's Dark Place" and "An Evening With Dean Learner" - both free on youtube.
@@tinaperez7393 Richard's guess wasn't quite out of left field, as he's extremely knowledgeable about the film world, and it could only have been Christian Slater, in the 2004 satire 'Churchill: the Hollywood years' in which Bob appeared in his only big budget film appearance. Bob met Christian, so it's down to whether you believe he actually did pitch the whole toilet idea or not. Even after watching this I'm no wiser, Bob could still use this on 'Would I lie to you, I'd be in the same dilemma as David Mitchell and I still can't decide if it's 'true' or a 'lie'.
Would have been? There are many stories which have been mentioned before, on podcasts, clips or otherwise divulged through other means. The chances of David having seen this particular clip is very low. I'd say the story still can be used.
You know you're in the presence of someone truly funny when Richard Ayoade is crying with laughter and can hardly get his words out. Two insanely talented humans.
Mortimer you, "frickin rinsed Slater!" These two have a surprisingly great chemistry. I've never seen Richard's awkwardness at such a low level before.
You just know that Richard really respects Bob. They're going for it and finding each other both interesting and very funny in their improvs. I love it a lot.
This has got to be one of my favorite clips yet. Bob's delight in telling the story and Richard in tears trying to suppress laughter and the way he says "THREE FIFTY" I've watched this 5 or 6 times now and its just hilarious
Two of my favourite people - only Bob could have Richard laughing like this..... there is also something incredibly warm about this exchange - the love is in evidence - why this was deleted I do not know but thank you for posting
Because Richards whole persona on travel man is someone who is unphased and uncrackable. Only Bob mortimer could cause such an upturn with such little effort
But can Fuji-9 dissolve the stringy bits in kidneys whilst leaving the meat intact? Is it the miracle chemical that Bob's drawings, once commissioned for the small sum of £350 (x 2), will reveal? I want a piece of that action. Seems like a sound investment to me (especially if we can get Christian Slater to come in on the deal).
that bit ...thank you for reminding me of the Fuji-9 dental work. Bob Mortimer is so hilarious. He's so innocent and sincere looking, I always want to believe him.
@@k33k32 One of my favourites as well. I also laugh like a loon when he tells them about his stint as hairdresser and being paid in egg sandwiches during the world cup and Rob asks him if he still cuts hair and Bob says " Oh not so much now Rob " for some reason the way he says it always has me in hysterics.
Have you listened to his and Andy Dawson's podcast? Athletico mince? it's belly laugh material. Meant to be about football but they just wonder off........
One of my favourite pieces of tv.....ever. 😂. Should never have been a deleted scene! Only Bob could make Richard break character and be himself. Brilliant
I love Richard's subtle *almost* laugh at 0:07, like he's really trying to maintain that stoic character but Bob catches him so off guard that it almost breaks instantly.
I just love Bob Mortimer so much. No matter how shit the day, it is wonderful to know such an adorable person exists and is sharing that with others. 💗
Omg this is the best clip ever! It reminds me of that time when Bob was on taskmaster and he said he wanted a reversed toilet because he has a high anus and would dirty his toilet seat unless he went back to front
He had rest of contestants in absolute bits telling this. Especially Nish & Sally. Sign of a great comedian and story teller to have that effect on his peers.
@@akaNOCTURN the thing about comedians, whenever they have a really funny story, it's usually been refined to a point that makes it really funny, which like you said, is a bit. You notice this if you follow most of their work. I've noticed this with James Acaster and Bob Mortimer, binging on whatever shows/podcasts they're on. I'm not complaining though because I always enjoy hearing them talk about it with other comedians.
3 days ago I got suggested a Bob Mortimer video. Being ameriucan I was not familiar with him. I have spent over 12 hours the last 3 days watching Bob Mortimer videos.
The stories I've heard Bob tell on the Would I Lie To You show are just amazing. He is a true eccentric and seems to have started quite young. Contestants who know about Bob always seem to be up for a weird real life story and it's a sure thing that he'll make everyone crack up.
This is so great, thank you to both gentlemen involved, both seem such lovely people, Bob can make me laugh even on the worst day. thank you to all and to Travel Man for posting
Lol When I first read this I thought you meant he had some dodgy dental work done (obviously talking about self cleaning lol). However, from now on when someone has dodgy teeth I will be referring to them as DIY dental. 😂😂 Edit: someone below kindly informed me that he did indeed do his own dental. Didn’t know there was such a thing lol! The mind boggles
Correct me if I'm missing someone but I'm quite sure Bob is the funniest person in comedy as far as their appeal goes because I've seen him make all kinds of people cry from laughter. Someone like Norm MacDonald can have me scream laughing but might not be everyone's cup of tea but Bob can get me just the same as he can seemingly anyone else from all walks of life. Like does anyone not find Bob hysterical? He's an anomaly
Fully agreed. Everyone loves being in his company. Clearly held in very high esteem by his peers and rightly so, just a genuinely funny and great guy. FYI - I’m a massive Norm fan too but he’s less mainstream, like my fave Stewart Lee. Who is an utter comedy genius imo.
Watching Richard recoil at the idea of having to take his trousers completely off is amazing. Also the way Bob looks at Richard when he says 'I havent got any drawings to show you' - if he had have done that in Derek Fun's voice I wouldn't have even noticed
When Bob laughs, I can see the Fuji 9.
It does it for you!
For real you can actually see the top bit which is his set of fake teeth and the two crowns on either end!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you have Fuji 9, you are a dentist.
Hehehe
This could’ve been the WILTY story that finally broke David Mitchell
Kevin Bridges already did that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
In the newest episode he gave Damon Hill a Scotch egg as pre-race snack, which is the reason why he won the race.
I don't know. The story aout cracking an egg into the bath seemed to get pretty close to creaking him
@@nsiems09 It 100% did crack him. "OF COURSE IT'S A LIE! HE SAID CHRIS REA PUT AN EGG IN HIS BATH! WHO COULD POSSIBLY BELIEVE THAT?!"
"I once devised an idea for a new toilet with Christian Slater"
We think it's a lie.
And, like all his other stories, it's true
From Bob, it's probably true.
Bob’s life will become more and more ridiculous in order to win on “Would I lie to you” 😂
Then you haven't watched the show!!!! (As David Mitchell would say to any panelists doubting Bob's most ridiculous yet almost impossible to make up stories).
@@BainMac no, will just hear more of his true life stories - that just happen to almost all be preposterous but almost impossible to make up. 😂
OMG I've never seen Richard laugh like that before. 😂
Because he hasn’t met Bob before
I was thinking that XD look how loose he is lol
Nobody can resist the power of Bob Mortimer 🤣
Watch the Watch outtakes. And IT crowd outtakes.
First time I’ve ever laughed at Richard as for Bob I’ve laughed at him for years
The thing I like about Bob is that he isn't afraid to let other comedians run off in their own direction with his material.
The thing with Bob is, it's all true lol! :)
I think that’s being vic’s number two for years (no pun intended).
United States of Nerd. Others really are left with no option but to go in their own direction after Bob, which is amazing. . Agree he really is an impressive, lovely and engaging man. I want to see Bob and Richard work together more. I see a nice bromance going on.
I think with some comedians, and I think Johnny Vaughan said this, is that they've worked out a funny 30 minutes set that gets laughs and has some structure, but aren't necessarily just conversationally funny.
With Bob I think the complete opposite, not saying he can't write funny stuff (like, not saying that at all), but I really think this is Bob basically all day every day
@@TheZippyMark Yes. Bob is just funny and is himself.
i love it when richard breaks character :')
Me too! It's delightful when a comedian like Bob can have Richard cracking up uncontrollably.
@@TheDreamingJune Same wavelength .. .. ..
I think Bob could make a cat laugh though , the two together are a beautiful thing, he needs to be knighted he's brought so much laughter to us all over the years
They both find humour in the banal but beautiful absurdist twists. And Bob is the master.
I haven't seen richard nearly crying before because of laughing. This is why Bob is superior to every other comedian around
Effortlessly funny. He so clearly just loves being daft.
Two legends
It would be amazing to sit and have a conversation with him!
Bob's not a comedian, he IS comedy itself.
He wasn't.
Sean Lock had a similar gift
"He's not in toilets, mum" my god this whole clip is a goldmine
'You fricking rinsed Slater' 😂😂 That line is magnificent in its absurdity
“Are you beginning to understand why we needed drawings?” 🤣
I’m crying just reading the comments
"Has he got any history of designing toilets?" will forever make me laugh 😂
I love Bob Mortimer and Richard, and I don't think I've seen Richard drop his "persona" so thoroughly and just be willing to laugh and riff with someone; but the one thing that I really dislike about this story, is that "I once invested in a reverse toilet with an American actor" would have been a perfect story for Bob to freak David Mitchell out with on Would I Lie to You.
The SECOND Bob said "it WAS Christian Slater!" I immediately had WILTY alarms go off and I berated myself for not identifying a "Bob Mortimer Story (tm)" sooner during the exchange in this video. HOW did it sneak up on me?!! Was I only casually listening?!?! How did I miss the first clue?
I had to replay it - I should've detected it at Bob's "I once invested in a reverse toilet". Did I get distracted by Richard's obvious response that we all were thinking? That must've been it, but still, I should've known better than to let down my guard so easily. Cuz dagnabbit! Of COURSE it was Richard's wildly out of left field guess of "Christian Slater" - THAT'S exactly the type of insane serendipity that would be consistent in a conversation with Bob Mortimer... involving his stories, of course. 😁🤣😁. What a bloody world treasure Bob Mortimer is. Just an anomaly of a human being. 😁♥️💕
Richard's not so bad either - if you're not familiar, check out his unique in all the world, tears of laughter inducing classics, "Garth Merengi's Dark Place" and "An Evening With Dean Learner" - both free on youtube.
@@tinaperez7393 I'm so glad someone else analyzes the responses and banter and tone to tey and figure WILTY stories out, too 😂😂
@@tinaperez7393 Richard's guess wasn't quite out of left field, as he's extremely knowledgeable about the film world, and it could only have been Christian Slater, in the 2004 satire 'Churchill: the Hollywood years' in which Bob appeared in his only big budget film appearance. Bob met Christian, so it's down to whether you believe he actually did pitch the whole toilet idea or not. Even after watching this I'm no wiser, Bob could still use this on 'Would I lie to you, I'd be in the same dilemma as David Mitchell and I still can't decide if it's 'true' or a 'lie'.
Would have been?
There are many stories which have been mentioned before, on podcasts, clips or otherwise divulged through other means. The chances of David having seen this particular clip is very low. I'd say the story still can be used.
Unscripted pure nonsense by two like minded men who's delivery is pinpoint, I could sit and listen to these 2 all day.
It was absolutely brilliant.
Would you mind sitting and listening in reverse?
I think you mean weeks good Sir.
Defo need their own show
@@MrTPGuitar oh, if someone would just put down 350 quid
1:28 Bob made him cry. I've never seen Richard tear up with laughter before. Well played Bob!
Bob Mortimer is the definition of a ''comedian's comedian''
You know you're in the presence of someone truly funny when Richard Ayoade is crying with laughter and can hardly get his words out. Two insanely talented humans.
Mortimer you, "frickin rinsed Slater!" These two have a surprisingly great chemistry. I've never seen Richard's awkwardness at such a low level before.
Removing awkwardness is one of Bob Mortimer's super-powers, if you ever watch 'Gone Fishing', every person he meets loves talking to him.
"That was supposed to last you the entire shoot, Slater! You spaffed it all in ONE DAY!"
Absolutely killed me!
I’m not getting burnt like Slater!
That no American would ever say "spaffed" makes it even funnier.
😂😂😂😂
richard reduced to uncontrollable giggles by bob mortimer is all I needed this week
i want to watch 24 hrs of unedited footage of these two
Bob entertaining Richard is a joy to behold
Haha I thought you said "entering" at first!
Name me a more delightful man on this earth than Sir Bob Mortimer, the king of fun & laughter.
Casper is that you?
There isn't. He's a unique in all the world, one off, human anomaly! 😂
@@urmumsbaps It's nutty shite in a chocolate catsuit!
Oh, how I love to see Richard laugh. It’s good to be reminded that he’s a real person every so often.
hearing richard barely get out "he's not in toilets mum" because he's laughing so hard is just a glorious thing to witness
You just know that Richard really respects Bob. They're going for it and finding each other both interesting and very funny in their improvs. I love it a lot.
Seeing Richard laughing is like seeing a unicorn. And Bob Mortimer is an absolute treasure.
2:52 😂 Bob cracking himself up at how ridiculous his statement is...kills me every time 💀💀
The one dislike is probably Christian Slater.
He became the victim of the ol' "Mortimer Scam".
🤣
This is the first I've seen richard laugh uncontrollably. Normally so straight faced. 😂 Bob Mortimer. The man, the myth the legend.
You should watch the cannibal blooper from the IT crowd.
It cracks me up everytime. It’s not fully giggly but it is hilarious
You should watch the cannibal blooper from the IT crowd.
It cracks me up everytime. It’s not fully giggly but it is hilarious
This has got to be one of my favorite clips yet. Bob's delight in telling the story and Richard in tears trying to suppress laughter and the way he says "THREE FIFTY" I've watched this 5 or 6 times now and its just hilarious
How brilliant are these two together. Just riffing and having fun. It’s like watching your kids playing in a sandpit.
Two of my favourite people - only Bob could have Richard laughing like this..... there is also something incredibly warm about this exchange - the love is in evidence - why this was deleted I do not know but thank you for posting
Because Richards whole persona on travel man is someone who is unphased and uncrackable. Only Bob mortimer could cause such an upturn with such little effort
"i'm not putting 350 in Bob. I'm not getting burned like Slater." Rofl
Bob Mortimer is just absolutely fantastic isn't he, could watch him all day
I haven't seen Richard smile that much in the last ten years as a total, let alone crack up and laugh. I have tears rolling.
You can see the excellent Fuji-9 work on Bob's teeth when he really laughs
But can Fuji-9 dissolve the stringy bits in kidneys whilst leaving the meat intact?
Is it the miracle chemical that Bob's drawings, once commissioned for the small sum of £350 (x 2), will reveal?
I want a piece of that action. Seems like a sound investment to me (especially if we can get Christian Slater to come in on the deal).
that bit ...thank you for reminding me of the Fuji-9 dental work. Bob Mortimer is so hilarious. He's so innocent and sincere looking, I always want to believe him.
@@k33k32 One of my favourites as well. I also laugh like a loon when he tells them about his stint as hairdresser and being paid in egg sandwiches during the world cup and Rob asks him if he still cuts hair and Bob says " Oh not so much now Rob " for some reason the way he says it always has me in hysterics.
Bob lives in a different reality to the rest of us. A better one
Have you listened to his and Andy Dawson's podcast? Athletico mince? it's belly laugh material. Meant to be about football but they just wonder off........
Worse if you're Christian Slater.
Bob Mortimer has the same energy as a Golden Retriever and its perfect
Bob Mortimer - just one of the best people ever!!!!
One of my favourite pieces of tv.....ever. 😂. Should never have been a deleted scene! Only Bob could make Richard break character and be himself. Brilliant
Bob is the gift that keeps on giving. Genuinely funny
I love Richard's subtle *almost* laugh at 0:07, like he's really trying to maintain that stoic character but Bob catches him so off guard that it almost breaks instantly.
01:24 Richards confused yet hysterical expression sums up what Bob does to your mind
This is the funniest scene ever on travel man, Bob is a national treasure
Richard's hair is so on point here. He is a style icon.
These two together… a lethally chaotic and wonderful combo!
I just love Bob Mortimer so much. No matter how shit the day, it is wonderful to know such an adorable person exists and is sharing that with others. 💗
Genuinely up there as one of the best human beings ever
I can imagine Bob reading that from a card on Would I Lie to You?.... "I was once went in to business with famous Hollywood film star"... 😂😂
“You spaffed it all” is the best phrase ever, I have to use it soon!
Omg this is the best clip ever! It reminds me of that time when Bob was on taskmaster and he said he wanted a reversed toilet because he has a high anus and would dirty his toilet seat unless he went back to front
oh fuck which episode was that
He had rest of contestants in absolute bits telling this. Especially Nish & Sally.
Sign of a great comedian and story teller to have that effect on his peers.
@@smeetsnoud1 series 5 ep 6
It's almost as if it's a "bit".
@@akaNOCTURN the thing about comedians, whenever they have a really funny story, it's usually been refined to a point that makes it really funny, which like you said, is a bit. You notice this if you follow most of their work. I've noticed this with James Acaster and Bob Mortimer, binging on whatever shows/podcasts they're on.
I'm not complaining though because I always enjoy hearing them talk about it with other comedians.
ive never seen anyone make richard laugh hard enough to make the faces he was making in this. what a gift of a clip.
I thought the reversed toilet was an improvised thing on taskmaster, but it has been on his mind a while. Bob must be treasured for eternity
I come back and watch this clip again every 6 months or so. It's just such a joy. It makes me cry laughing every time.
We need the whole uncut scene from the bar, since you went in untill you left, i would watch every second of it it must have been brilliant
Bob is so funny that Richard can’t even eat his food in case he chokes while laughing .
I've never seen Richard laugh like that before, it's a real sight to behold. Only Bob can break Richard Ayoade 😂
"Has he got any history of designing toilets?"
"He's not in toilets, mum"
Pure Daft Clever Insanely funny
GOLD🥇🤣💚
Brilliant. It doesn't get better than these two😂. Richard loves Bob, as do we all👌🏻
3 days ago I got suggested a Bob Mortimer video. Being ameriucan I was not familiar with him. I have spent over 12 hours the last 3 days watching Bob Mortimer videos.
Why in the name of ALL. THAT. IS. HOLY. was this a "deleted" scene? It was GLORIOUS!
I bet Christian Slater wouldn't sign it off.
I want to see the bits they aren't showing. Because clearly at some point Richard was laughing hard enough that he is tearing up.
The stories I've heard Bob tell on the Would I Lie To You show are just amazing. He is a true eccentric and seems to have started quite young. Contestants who know about Bob always seem to be up for a weird real life story and it's a sure thing that he'll make everyone crack up.
I would watch a show with just these two. Wow, I've never been so tickled.
You can see how excited Bob gets about silly ideas. When Richard describes his version of the reverse toilet, Bob is delighted.
I could watch these two for at least 17 hours without a break. Probably more!
I've never seen richard ayoade shaken to his core like this, it was like he was in pain
This is so great, thank you to both gentlemen involved, both seem such lovely people, Bob can make me laugh even on the worst day. thank you to all and to Travel Man for posting
I knew the title wasn't clickbait because all of Bob's stories are absolutely hysterical
Richard's laugh is a rare and beautiful thing to see.
Only Bob Mortimer can make Richard break character and laugh genuinely for such a long time.
I swear to God from this moment on anytime someone says I have an idea I'm literally going to respond with I need to see the drawings.
You know Bob Mortimer is hilarious when other comedians lose their shit listening to him. He broke Mitchell, Mack and now Richard too.
No one can withstand the human anomaly that is Bob Mortimer. No one. 😂😂😂
I think this is the only time I've ever seen Richard properly crack up 🤣
I love Bob Mortimer's laugh SO much. ♥
This would have been excellent on Would I Lie To You, however I’m glad it was here ❤️
I was thinking the same, no one would believe this one
he IS on it tomorrow, so maybe it’ll be one of the stories😎
I thought maybe he had talked about it on, Would I Lie? He definitely mentioned it on his Athletico Mince podcast with Andy Dawson.
aww look at Karl there in your profile pic :)
This conversation suits Bob and Richard down to the ground 🤣
Richard is ALWAYS in character when I see him, but in the rare moments he's not! It's Comedy gold! WHOLESOME Comedy Gold.
Loving the close ups of Bob's DIY dental work on this one. 1:44
I can smell the sweet Fuji IX fragrances from my desk
Lol When I first read this I thought you meant he had some dodgy dental work done (obviously talking about self cleaning lol).
However, from now on when someone has dodgy teeth I will be referring to them as DIY dental. 😂😂
Edit: someone below kindly informed me that he did indeed do his own dental. Didn’t know there was such a thing lol! The mind boggles
@@Gorilla_warfare Mate I actually go to the dentist and Bob has better looking teeth than mine. Even if his are fake. I think fuji is the way to go
@@Gorilla_warfare You need to see this, it's Bob talking about his DIY dental (or is it?): th-cam.com/video/kgI3Y7gxMO4/w-d-xo.html
That’s Fuji 9.
It does it for you!
These two are absolutely precious human beings and should be treasured 💗
@1:00 - Richards incredulous, "...the drawings?" Had me in stitches for sure...
When even Richard is being weirded out, you know it is getting next level comedic.
I’m crying just reading the comments. Golden stuff
Bob is one of the funniest and most interesting people in the world.
I live at 0.08 Richard puts his beer down as if to say “here we go”😂
Are we not gonna talk about how super relaxed Richie is haha
I LOVE how much they enjoy each other’s riffing🤣😂
What a great and genuinely funny interaction. Love these two.
Correct me if I'm missing someone but I'm quite sure Bob is the funniest person in comedy as far as their appeal goes because I've seen him make all kinds of people cry from laughter. Someone like Norm MacDonald can have me scream laughing but might not be everyone's cup of tea but Bob can get me just the same as he can seemingly anyone else from all walks of life. Like does anyone not find Bob hysterical? He's an anomaly
Fully agreed. Everyone loves being in his company. Clearly held in very high esteem by his peers and rightly so, just a genuinely funny and great guy.
FYI - I’m a massive Norm fan too but he’s less mainstream, like my fave Stewart Lee. Who is an utter comedy genius imo.
I've got to be honest - I'd probably give Bob the 350
just to be part of his odd life story
He's the true Lochness Monster
"that's a tier one investment" ... still crying about that ... brilliant session
I love watching comedians making each other properly laugh. Excellent
Genuinely,my two favourite people..❤️
Watching Richard recoil at the idea of having to take his trousers completely off is amazing. Also the way Bob looks at Richard when he says 'I havent got any drawings to show you' - if he had have done that in Derek Fun's voice I wouldn't have even noticed
'Has he got any history of designing toilets?' What a line of pure genius only BM could come up with.
“Stop doing this! You’re always doing this! You’re making it go back in!!” 😂
Two of my favourite humans together making each other laugh. Perfect!
One of those videos that improves my mood without fail
If only I could be the invisible 3rd wheel in this conversation. I’d die a happy man. My favourite 2 ppl
Oh Bob Mortimer is the funniest story teller ever! If he can make even Richard laugh, that proves it!
Richard laughing is everything.
Wow first time I’ve seen Ayoade crack, and all it took was ridiculous toilet humour! I want to see more of this!
“You friken’ rinsed Slater”
Hahaha so good.