The Start Of James Acaster's Bake Off Story | COLD LASAGNE HATE MYSELF 1999

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  • @JamesAcaster
    @JamesAcaster  3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Watch Clips from Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999 - th-cam.com/play/PLQ2q_0gNMbqGe-fo-zZEaAWLJmrSCluYS.html

    • @jason_a_smith_gb
      @jason_a_smith_gb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Being A Caster you’d have thought six identical cream horns would be a doddle:
      A Caster
      2. To attempt to have your cake and eat it too...
      In addition...
      A Caster is a person that can shift an occupied room’s atmosphere or mood by their presence alone. This can be attributed to the caster’s strong aura or spiritual energy emanating from their heart chakra or a very strong emotional state. Caster’s have the ability to shift the atmosphere of a room in both spectrum of polarity. Good or Bad. Warning ⛔️ Some casters are oblivious to this ability.

    • @illCMAC
      @illCMAC 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      James, Vimeo is trash. The app is garbage and makes it as hard as possible to watch your special. Is there any way you can get away from this pos company??

    • @izzyxblades
      @izzyxblades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I watched this clip before I watched the show (Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999). I thought this clip was hilarious until I learned the entire context of what happened to him before and after this moment in his life. I'm glad he said that he is actually already done processing everything he shared in the show, but it still made me really really sad to hear how he felt throughout the stories in this show. This special was both more energetic but also more depressing than he previous special Repertoire.

    • @simontide6780
      @simontide6780 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only joke is you.

    • @LukeDwornikComedy
      @LukeDwornikComedy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tjh9i9o9jo9999jejok0j978lpk​@@jason_a_smith_gb

  • @slash196
    @slash196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11888

    And yet through that whole experience, he still came up with "Started baking, had a breakdown...bon appetit!"

    • @Mammutidae
      @Mammutidae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      Which seems to be his introduction to the casual observer.

    • @totalweirdo8538
      @totalweirdo8538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      I've always thought, and this clip makes it far more likely that I'm right, that him saying that was more just... him explaining the situation. He started making it, had a literal breakdown, and here it is. Obviously, he's a brilliant comedian and put his spin on it, but it's never come across to me as an actual joke.

    • @kath1626
      @kath1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@totalweirdo8538 You're right, it wasn't. He goes on talking about the meme and it wasn't supposed to be funny.

    • @KaishaLouise
      @KaishaLouise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@totalweirdo8538 Yep! He was genuinely being serious when he said it

    • @KaishaLouise
      @KaishaLouise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Having watched it, this is only about the first day of bake off - it actually got worse by the second day, poor James!

  • @manwithadronespain
    @manwithadronespain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5962

    "And he couldn't intervene because of David Attenborough's code. Despite his moral objections"
    Most underrated line in this clip 😂😂

    • @ElectricEmpireProductions
      @ElectricEmpireProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Can you explain it? I don't get the reference over here in Canada.

    • @Emma-yq7pk
      @Emma-yq7pk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      David Attenborough does a lot of nature documentaries and the camera team often see some harrowing moments. Sometimes they might feel like they can step in and stop it happening but morally they can’t because if they weren’t there it would’ve happened. Seriously heartbreaking stuff, I’ll always remember a little baby bird being blown out of its nest on a rock… you’d think it’d jump back in but it couldn’t and unless the parents see the chick in the nest they won’t feed it… as I said heartbreaking and easy to fix but morally complex. There have been a few occasions they’ve stepped in - search up them saving penguins.

    • @ElectricEmpireProductions
      @ElectricEmpireProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Emma-yq7pk thank you, I have seen most of his Documentaries! They look really good in 4k and have so much heart!

    • @aikat3rine
      @aikat3rine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I CACKLE EVERY TIME

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Emma-yq7pk Morally straightforward. They just prioritized accurate footage over the well-being of those in frame. Simple as. Nature is not sacred, it's stupid for us to get hung up over our involvement when we're already rocking the boat of the global ecosystem to such ludicrous degrees and have no desire or intent to ever stop doing so.

  • @impish_snake3526
    @impish_snake3526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2009

    The mental image of Paul Hollywood staring down at the worlds worst bowl of porridge knowing it contains his grim and inescapable doom was truly a blessing.

  • @bleedorange2332
    @bleedorange2332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4121

    The line where he says "while nothing happened to some custard for 45 minutes" is like the most underrated joke of the whole special. That killed me. lmfao

    • @alex-ei5pu
      @alex-ei5pu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      lmao, I thought the same about the line about the camera guy not intervening because of the David Attenborough code. brilliant

    • @Samuel-ku1qb
      @Samuel-ku1qb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      These two moments are in fact the real gems of this clip😂

  • @sarabitterman7781
    @sarabitterman7781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3727

    I feel bad that James had a difficult time on bake off. BUT that clip is where I discovered him as a comedian, so I’m happy it led to that. That being said, I have had jet lag and been awake for 36 hours before and it was not a good time. So I’m mostly impressed he could do anything in that state.

    • @TheJoker718
      @TheJoker718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      💯

    • @lalie9995
      @lalie9995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Have you seen him on would I lie to you? The cabbage story is my absolute favorite

    • @beanie7547
      @beanie7547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      First trip to Australia I was jet lagged so bad thinking I was on the verge of passing out, that I let the family grab anything from the supermarket just to get out and to our lodging.

    • @JNO1972
      @JNO1972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’d need to have jet lag to enjoy this guy, and heroin.

    • @mahoganywolf8843
      @mahoganywolf8843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@JNO1972 Its his channel and his name is in the title. What did you think you were clicking on?

  • @thevoidlord1796
    @thevoidlord1796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3228

    I like how every time he pauses for the audience to laugh he looks like he's incredibly pissed off

    • @mathiasfrolich613
      @mathiasfrolich613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

      Because every time someone laughs at him he suspects they're his enemy

    • @brianmathews2926
      @brianmathews2926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      One of the best things about this special was his outright contempt for the audience. As comedic devices go, telling the audience repeatedly how sincerely you hate them, and having them not only burst into hysterics but genuinely take your side in the argument, is about as good as it gets.

    • @AndreNGropo
      @AndreNGropo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      It's called "staying in the bit" it's what you do with longer bits that need a certain tone to be delivered. If he breaks or soften his emotion the bit loses its power and his delivery can get messy.

    • @tsawy6
      @tsawy6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@brianmathews2926 There is the one part at the end where he cracks when everyone is really nice about mental health and he gets derailed

    • @LevelUpLeo
      @LevelUpLeo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He looks like he hasn’t slept in 36 hours and has the worst jet lag of his life.

  • @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix
    @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "And replicate that 5 more times to competition standard please, ....yes we are filming it , why wouldn't we be filming it?"....lmao

  • @ardenitalia
    @ardenitalia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    Even more impressed by the Bake Off editor who managed to make one of the most popular episodes while on the day they probably wrote off James' "performance" completely.

  • @A_O_Leary
    @A_O_Leary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    “I fell off the wagon during Bake Off.”😂

  • @elliottotbc
    @elliottotbc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2231

    Give us the Acaster cut!!

    • @StrawberryCrush2000
      @StrawberryCrush2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      40 minutes of him blacking in and out of consciousness while nothing happens to some custard?

    • @JeniJustJeni
      @JeniJustJeni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@StrawberryCrush2000 Everything, including that.

    • @isa-nw3tw
      @isa-nw3tw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@JeniJustJeni ESPECIALLY that

    • @JokelesComedian
      @JokelesComedian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I would pay to see the whole unedited time. Just a 10 part series of him and the whole experience.

  • @archiermanilo23
    @archiermanilo23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4045

    "They made me look like a freewheeling madman fucking up for no reason" And can you blame your fans for falling for it, James?

    • @Pigeonsandoranges
      @Pigeonsandoranges 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I thought that was his 'brand'

    • @matthewbooth1283
      @matthewbooth1283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not sure there is anything to fall for. He wasn't in a good place back then.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He says that's not what he's usually like, but I've seen a fair bit of his content and I didn't even notice he looked tired at all on the show. He just seemed himself but more confused.

  • @henrydunn7130
    @henrydunn7130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    “Blairwitching it all over the place” gets me every time 😂

    • @habu179
      @habu179 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right......

    • @AraGramul
      @AraGramul 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

  • @xelumbra
    @xelumbra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1185

    I love how he says that part was too real for bake off but they included "started making it. Had a breakdown. Bon appetit"
    This guy is pure gold.

    • @_snowylil
      @_snowylil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      And "Right, I wish I were dead"

    • @habu179
      @habu179 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pure gold ?.....clown

  • @teresayeates3437
    @teresayeates3437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

    Absolutely adore James Acaster. Since discovering his great humour on WILTY and then onto Taskmaster, I cannot get enough. I like clever, I like sarcastic and a little warped, mostly I really like all three with great humour. He has all.

    • @brendanberry7403
      @brendanberry7403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lol his meltdown over the garage was truly amazing.

    • @robinclick7546
      @robinclick7546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And the hula hooping...I felt for him

    • @James_taylor810
      @James_taylor810 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Check out his podcast “off menu”

    • @thesandwich5321
      @thesandwich5321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone made an hour long edit of all his cabbadge stories.

    • @grahamstrouse1165
      @grahamstrouse1165 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thesandwich5321 Love the cabbadge montage! 😁👍

  • @mariatyminski7550
    @mariatyminski7550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    It’s my most rewatched episode of the bake off because of James! ‘Started baking, had a breakdown, bon appetit’ is a classic already.

  • @Loctorak
    @Loctorak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2369

    Still to this day, I do not know what a cream horn actually is. I could google it, yes, but I'm opting to stay ignorant of the knowledge in a show of solidarity for James. ✊

    • @ramonaisgrand176
      @ramonaisgrand176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Cream horns are DELICIOUS!!!!!

    • @Aureilia
      @Aureilia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Strength in numbers 😤

    • @MacauleyOliver
      @MacauleyOliver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I think googling cream horn would bring up some naff results anyway

    • @jedaye47
      @jedaye47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Monke stronk together ✊🏻

    • @readein
      @readein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Imagine a sweet croissant that's a tad dry filled with sweet cream. They're alright, but nothing to write home about.

  • @limerence8365
    @limerence8365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    James Acaster on Bake Off was iconic and everyone was talking about it for ages. Not pleasent at the time but definitely made him blow up online.

  • @ARisTova1111
    @ARisTova1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    And ironically bake off was the first time I ever saw James, and there was no way back 😅

  • @jannecapelle_art
    @jannecapelle_art 3 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    this is delightful context for the whole bake off episode lmao i mean, what a desaster he was, but so fucking funny. and now its even more funny.

  • @kalvaxus
    @kalvaxus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    "The cameraman is Blair Witch'ing all over the shot".. Genius!

  • @역-i5r
    @역-i5r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    6:57 Actually, as his fan, I was glad(and also sad) to hear his story of rough days, and I think such stories should be told more than now. Not only him, but many other celebs have to. It's shouldn't be taboo.

  • @vampirefox7
    @vampirefox7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I love it when he screams "Rylan!"

  • @MedievalFolkDance
    @MedievalFolkDance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    I would love a sit-com where James finds himself in a scrape every episode, preferably involving cabbage, where he has a massive breakdown, screams for Rylan who turns up and fixes everything without any issues.
    Ever Decreasing Rylans

    • @NameWithoutNumber
      @NameWithoutNumber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That would be great, but meanwhile you should definitely read/listen to James Acaster's Classic Scrapes (if you haven't already)! It's delightful.

  • @JeniJustJeni
    @JeniJustJeni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    I discovered James Acaster from his series Taskmaster. When I recognized his voice in Cinderella I knew I was a proper fan. Thanks for uploading these and stay safe out there.

    • @MrClayJohn
      @MrClayJohn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Recommend his off menu food podcast if you haven't listened to it yet ✌

    • @JeniJustJeni
      @JeniJustJeni 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrClayJohn I haven't, thanks for the tip!

  • @laurenalexander3472
    @laurenalexander3472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I just watched the bake off clips and really when you consider the condition he’s in, he actually does incredibly well! Both in cooking and comedy, don’t think I’d be standing!

  • @blixer8384
    @blixer8384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I started laughing so hard I cried during the “THIS DOESN’T FEEL NICE!” bit.

  • @sammygreen066
    @sammygreen066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Whenever I'm stressed I say to myself "at least I'm not James Acaster on bake-off"

  • @Amy-gr3xc
    @Amy-gr3xc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    I feel so sad that James was struggling while I was laughing at him. I really did think it was a bit.

    • @kateb2643
      @kateb2643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      In fairness it's exactly the sort of bit he'd do

    • @kateb2643
      @kateb2643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      When I saw it, I was just like, "My god, he's done it again. This man is the future of comedy"

    • @alzychoze6591
      @alzychoze6591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I also feel that James’s work on Bake Off was stellar- CERTAINLY the best of his weekend.

    • @izzyxblades
      @izzyxblades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I didn't realize how he was struggling in life during that time until I watched the entirety of this show. This clip is out of context in a way, I won't spoil it for you, but I highly recommend anyone to watch the entire show.

    • @habu179
      @habu179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yawn.....

  • @neoneo1191
    @neoneo1191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    What a guy, you're a hell of a trooper and I want to thank you for everything you do for us ♡

  • @LackadaisyFRECKLE
    @LackadaisyFRECKLE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I have never laughed at a comedian so hard in my life. I was trying to sip my coffee when watching this, started laughing with coffee in my mouth, then CHOKED because I'm special. The coffee came out like a spraying hose and went directly for my friend's handmade blanket (which I also previously accidentally set on fire), and her DND books. Still choking, I picked up the sentimental blanket, rushed to the bathroom to wash the coffee out, but managed to pull the shower curtain and rod down onto me on the way. 10/10, would recommend this video!
    Thanks James, definitely made my morning more memorable! 😂😂

    • @firestar2557
      @firestar2557 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did you set fire to it?

    • @LackadaisyFRECKLE
      @LackadaisyFRECKLE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@firestar2557 accidentally knocked it off the couch and onto a heater

  • @TheGreatKrystoff
    @TheGreatKrystoff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The best part about this bit is that it's the greatest stoner routine ever, without even being about weed.

  • @ViktorErikFade
    @ViktorErikFade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    " he's just Blaire witchin" it behind the camera "
    😂😂😂

  • @dyodoleu
    @dyodoleu ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:52 he was well within his right to break character for a split second, that Attenborough code line was straight up murder 😂

  • @Orange_Leaves
    @Orange_Leaves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Watching again after Paul Hollywood’s appearance on the Off Menu Podcast. “You ruined my fucking life.” - James Acaster to Paul Hollywood. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @user__214
    @user__214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    4:12 My man did almost a minute of jokes, making people laugh, without any dialogue whatsoever.

  • @borismuller86
    @borismuller86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    He also talked about this on the Michelle Keegan episode of the Off Menu podcast. She was brilliant, and a lot funnier than I expected.

    • @maxbarnt3835
      @maxbarnt3835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She's a cheese board loving cheater.

    • @nickhall8319
      @nickhall8319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And the terry hatcher episode as well, since she was on the show as well.

    • @eddotron1224
      @eddotron1224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@maxbarnt3835 James' reactions to guests choosing cheese is honestly my favourite part of the podcast (as a cheese lover myself 😏)

    • @kimaboe
      @kimaboe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@eddotron1224 Into Trafalgar Square you go!

    • @eddotron1224
      @eddotron1224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kimaboe I regret nothing! 🧀🧀🧀

  • @benpollard498
    @benpollard498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    i want the director's cut of james acaster on bake off

    • @hada__02
      @hada__02 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      #ReleaseTheAcasterCut

  • @JustSaralius
    @JustSaralius ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Having a pretty rough mental health day and chronic pain. I appreciate this so much right now! Really love James! Such a funny and genuine person. ❤

  • @BonJody
    @BonJody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Young man unloading his issues in a living room sounds exactly like every holiday at my house

  • @alexaviertaiga3686
    @alexaviertaiga3686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I DID think James was a little extra chaotic on bake off 😂😂

  • @scz1770
    @scz1770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    James absolutely looks like he is currently experiencing the worst jetlag of his life ALL THE TIME.

    • @labancole
      @labancole 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Hahaha this is fair. James has that special faraway gaze that makes you wonder if his pets are safe.

  • @IanWeaver
    @IanWeaver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love this routine. It lives rent free in my head. Acaster is such a great storyteller.

  • @heutenachtistmeintag3328
    @heutenachtistmeintag3328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I have to watch it again with this new information...

    • @kimaboe
      @kimaboe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You should probably also know that he called a suicide hotline that evening because he was feeling so bad. As he says... too real for Bake Off.

  • @HybridHalfie
    @HybridHalfie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As someone who had a coffee addiction and quit and then relapsed after not sleeping for a long time there no worse feeling than feeling highly caffeinated but on the verge of falling sleep being so tired lololol

  • @jennimather316
    @jennimather316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Can't stop watching this! Cry laughing every single time!! Love him!! Need to see him live!

  • @Jarr-04
    @Jarr-04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I like to think even when James states something matter-of-factly, people laugh at it and he doesn’t know why.

    • @drumqid
      @drumqid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      its his delivery, he definitely knows

  • @sevenofnine1915
    @sevenofnine1915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Honestly, I can't understand why comedians like Louis C.K. or Ricky Gervais are as celebrated as they are - James is WAY better! His Netflix specials are the best bits of comedy I've ever seen in my life. They had me in stiches for the whole time. James, I LOVE YOU!

    • @merissahucul1374
      @merissahucul1374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's crazy that he isn't better known!

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like all three.

    • @cmarq817
      @cmarq817 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I refuse to watch C K … but I love Ricky

    • @Halcy_n
      @Halcy_n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What? Lol. You don't have to put other comics down to say you like acaster

    • @sevenofnine1915
      @sevenofnine1915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Halcy_n True, but I just wanted to illustrate that it is - in my personal opinion - completely unfathomable that those two guys are considered gods of comedy and James is not (yet) ;P I just wanted to express that he exeeds every big name out there :D

  • @littlestbroccoli
    @littlestbroccoli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The world needed to see Paul eat that porridge, though. Thank you for your sacrifice, James

  • @framedragged
    @framedragged 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    And to top it all off, there's an ad for the great british bakeoff right on this page. It's like getting cabbaged all over again.

  • @dailyshowjunkie
    @dailyshowjunkie ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “Even though he morally objected to it-he has to let it play out…”

    • @dailyshowjunkie
      @dailyshowjunkie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You had me at ““Even though he morally objected to it-he has to let it play out…”

    • @dailyshowjunkie
      @dailyshowjunkie ปีที่แล้ว

  • @sandrayuen9497
    @sandrayuen9497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Bless you, you poor thing! I’m kinda sorry I laughed so hard. It was like laughing at your best friend after they take a spastic fall. Thank you for being able to laugh at yourself and let us laugh along. Just so you know, every time I mess up a dish I’m cooking I still serve it to the family and when they start to ask what happened I repeat your line ending with bon appetit and everyone laughs and then eats it anyway. Thanks. :)

  • @redheadredemption1573
    @redheadredemption1573 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I will be starting a petition for Bake Off to release the full footage of everything that happened in that tent.

  • @tgeh448
    @tgeh448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hollywood: Great flavor, poor execution
    Acaster: Story of my life
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Acaster is the 'every man'

  • @lisathomas1622
    @lisathomas1622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I’m a British Baking show fan, this was hysterical. I’m sad I don’t get to see the full show cuz I’m in the US.

    • @jotoenatehaaen
      @jotoenatehaaen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      There's a British TV subreddit which often posts Google drive links to such shows

  • @christycullen2355
    @christycullen2355 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "Started baking. Had a breakdown, bon appetit" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

  • @hystericalclerical
    @hystericalclerical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    4:13 to 5:06 he's just holding the audience by saying nothing.

  • @emmaahern3575
    @emmaahern3575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I would watch a whole episode of him having a breakdown on bake off

  • @JehanineMelmoth
    @JehanineMelmoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Ah, bless him. He’s a sweet boy.

  • @jessesutton7985
    @jessesutton7985 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Somewhere during the Creme Pat bit I stopped breathing for a little. Haven't laughed this hard in awhile. James is one fantastic story teller.

  • @ankledsquid
    @ankledsquid ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I really wish we had seen him saying "this doesn't feel nice"

  • @youloneflower
    @youloneflower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Acaster is just brilliant!

    • @au7661
      @au7661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In another universe perhaps

  • @louisasmiles
    @louisasmiles ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And yet it was one of the best episodes. He made it

  • @lynsn6590
    @lynsn6590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    James, I don't know if you'll read this, but I love you so much that my mate got a mask of your face and wore it at my birthday party

    • @susanleslie6178
      @susanleslie6178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      One restraining order coming right up! 😉

    • @lynsn6590
      @lynsn6590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@susanleslie6178 wouldn't stop me 😂😂

  • @antobyn869
    @antobyn869 ปีที่แล้ว

    Had the pleasure of watching him live a few years ago, laughed so hard my face hurt! Outstanding comedian, great guy!

  • @lovepuppy2242
    @lovepuppy2242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    I would like it to be known I laughed so hard I had an asma attack, however I had just eaten. So I also threw up.
    Let me reiterate, I found this so fucking funny, I, an adult, had to go to the ER because I laughed so hard vomit went out my nose.
    Apologies if this is disgusting but I had to suffer through it so you can too./j

    • @firstsurname7099
      @firstsurname7099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Asthma

    • @notsquash3980
      @notsquash3980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bruuuuuuh

    • @firstsurname7099
      @firstsurname7099 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@notsquash3980 Seeeeeesssss, stay dumb

    • @notsquash3980
      @notsquash3980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@firstsurname7099 dont want to be rude but could you repeat that i dont understand

    • @firstsurname7099
      @firstsurname7099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@notsquash3980 Yup that's obvious

  • @kath1626
    @kath1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Screw the David Attenborough code, send help!

  • @DebRowley
    @DebRowley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Crying with laughter while my husband tries to get to sleep. 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @phosphenevision
    @phosphenevision 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    7:00 that's exactly what i look for in my entertainment

  • @kwikbit
    @kwikbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Went to a show of his a few years ago. Brilliant. I've never viewed the lollopop man outside my school the same since ....... 😉😀

  • @mosesracal6758
    @mosesracal6758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    36 hours is no joke, he nailed it so much lmao

  • @b.i.c.violet4545
    @b.i.c.violet4545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I laughed so hard my head hurt. YES. MY HEAD. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. HOW DID YOU DO IT JAMES???

  • @debbietimm9397
    @debbietimm9397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hil-ar-i-ous! One of the funniest of the younger
    comedians going, love him 😆♥️

  • @FrederickFokker
    @FrederickFokker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think I need to see this episode he's talking about!

  • @JSjujubee
    @JSjujubee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    omg.that whole episode makes more sense now lmAO

  • @clickbait007
    @clickbait007 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "blair witching" all over the place! 😂

  • @Lightning-speed27
    @Lightning-speed27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Thank you James. Two days ago I learnt of you and been laughing ever since…. All gratitude 🙏🏽
    “Humour is a hidden wisdom” Sri Chinmoy
    What a special soul you are.

    • @habu179
      @habu179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Special soul ?.....jesus christ !

  • @ThestuffthatSaralikes
    @ThestuffthatSaralikes 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Gawd i adore this man. I come back whenever i need a good giggle… maybe I’ll watch his Bake-off episodes now…😊

  • @shanerenfrow3275
    @shanerenfrow3275 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    He’s talking about a really tough experience but all I’m thinking about is how genuinely attractive he is 😂😂😂

  • @ceostudio
    @ceostudio 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love when memes get their rightful backstory! It was so him without the context, but knowing he was exhausted makes so much more sense. I forgot Ryland was there too! 😂

  • @StefanMedici
    @StefanMedici 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    For the first time in my life, I can't believe I'm actually saying this, I might, just might, want to watch Bake Off. 😂
    Just this one episode mind.

  • @leelee1286
    @leelee1286 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve vaguely remember that episode of bake off. My only real take away was that James Acaster is my favorite British comedian. I don’t remember what he was doing but I thought he was great. 😂 now I know

  • @primadolce8453
    @primadolce8453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Classic scrape right there

  • @rooty
    @rooty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When is this whole thing going to be available? I'm dying here

  • @uyd
    @uyd ปีที่แล้ว +2

    James Acaster is a freewheeling madman....but he never fucks up for no reason.

  • @perrytoombs
    @perrytoombs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    watched the special and loved it !

  • @neuroatypi_gal
    @neuroatypi_gal ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Release the James Acaster bake off cut cowards! Lol

  • @idrisnewton4552
    @idrisnewton4552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i fucking love James Acaster. so glad he has a netflix special.

  • @KateFergeson
    @KateFergeson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro, I watched the show for you, because you were in it :x Rock On!!!

  • @vickibrown8490
    @vickibrown8490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Got to watch it again!

  • @murraynatkie7490
    @murraynatkie7490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    it makes so much sense now!

  • @CatTheEpicRamenNinja
    @CatTheEpicRamenNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    No idea who this is, or how I got here, but I'm here for the ride

    • @emilyx6126
      @emilyx6126 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      he’s hilarious

  • @christie54321
    @christie54321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    No wonder you said that was the worst experience of your life, lol

  • @ginnion.7759
    @ginnion.7759 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really enjoy watching this, and then watching the clip from Bake Off!

  • @frazzyblue1384
    @frazzyblue1384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    David Attenborough’s code 🤣🤣

  • @That_Isabell
    @That_Isabell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I wanna see this footage soooo bad xD

  • @ryanjohndavies4092
    @ryanjohndavies4092 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bake Off need to release the Acaster Cut

    • @nejdalej
      @nejdalej หลายเดือนก่อน

      With all 45 minutes of nothing happening to custard

  • @jessetreadway5249
    @jessetreadway5249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So underrated...

  • @MelissaThompson432
    @MelissaThompson432 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    James Acaster is probably my favorite living comedian. Bob Mortimer is hilarious, but idk whether he's a comedian or simply personality writ large. You don't get the idea that being funny is his main goal, somehow. Actually, with Bob Mortimer, it feels like he just wandered by and decided to visit.
    With James it's more like he really wants to tell you how f'd up everything is, but he doesn't want you to retaliate, so he's going for the strategic laugh instead.
    Which is more or less my experience of the world.

  • @kathyborthwick6738LakotaEmoji
    @kathyborthwick6738LakotaEmoji 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing - so very very British 👵🏽👋🏾🍃💛🍃