ASMR for Returning Subscribers
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ส.ค. 2024
- Welcome back to another video to help you relax, sleep and experience ASMR (if you do).
00:00:00 A Puzzling Introduction
00:08:49 An Unexpected Visitor
00:14:19 Verifying Your Subscription
00:27:49 Returning Subscriber Gift 1
00:35:50 Returning Subscriber Gift 2
00:44:16 Updating Your Measurements, Pt. 1
00:47:16 High-tech Measuring Device Sounds
00:48:27 Updating Your Measurements, Pt. 2
00:50:49 Extracting Your DNA
00:56:11 Health Checkup
01:00:14 Examining Your Brain
01:07:43 Returning Sub ASMR Trigger 1
01:15:19 Returning Sub ASMR Trigger 2
01:18:33 Ending the Session / ASMR Trigger 3
01:22:05 Massaging Your Brain
01:24:35 More ASMR with Slow Fade-Out
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Alright rift veterans this one is for us. Time for the usual shenanigans and tingle
I’ve been buried in Margaret’s garden for the last 3 1/7th millennium but I return for the call of the void
Yessir
Tinglin' and Pillagin'. Also hey again Team Skull member, Plasma fan is back.
Glad to be here
Prepare the shenaniganitor
Appreciate the brain massage. I don’t whip it out for just anybody.
That's what he said
cognitus libertas
AYO
Do you mean whip your brain out????
I let my dog lick it to clean it 😊
Let's admire this man's beard before it will suddenly vanish from one video to the next.
You know, a ASMR video dedicated to just the rubik cube’s wouldn’t be a bad idea, nice sounds and your nice calming voice is a great mix.
Love the straining and metal sounds from when he turns or squeezes it.
Agreed
@@KaiserDerKonig This has to happen right? He even said it in the video, I would love to see A rubiks cube asmr video.
@@_Shorsey it probably will in the near future. Maybe a month or year
yeah fr that would be a W. it doesnt take to long to learn, but that dont mean much from me be ive been doing it for awhile
I just wanted to say, I put it into the calculator according to 22:38 it is the year 230,175,877,545. glad to see both me and Uncle E are still kicking around and enjoying ASMR
Yeah I just did it and our year is 2.33 to the 9th power
@@beal728it took it a little bit further and it’s right around 2.32995^9
,y brain hurts reading those numbers
Same
my brain refuses to recognise that’s a real number. like ur just making that up 😭
You can never truely unsubscribe. The universe does not permit it
and if you would try to unsubscribe the universe will send chuck norris to your location and force you to subscribe to him again
@@ghostslayer9270 an AI version just named chuck cus robots dont have second names🥲
Help I unsubscribed HE’S HERE *AAAA*-
@@Rayhough7559And another one gone, and another one gone... 🎶
@@RivinRetro i told him not to unsubscribe but he didnt listen
The first video I ever watched of yours was the “Infinity War Ashes Dealer”. I was very stressed with writing my master’s thesis at the time. The video was just the right kind of dark humor that I like. It really relaxed me and I was able to sleep properly for the first time in several weeks. Although, I’d like to ask for a refund. About 5 years after purchasing the ashes of Spider-Man, they seemingly disappeared and reassembled somewhere else.
29:39 i still can't believe that there are actual cookies inside, and not a sewing kit
ASMR for returning subscribers is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
McChicken kinda mid ngl
This damn mcchicken is everywhere.
He has returned!!!
Actually this is one of the best price/quality sandwiches
ngl i agree
ah thank you ER i have to join the army tomorrow since its mandatory here so getting one last video from you is a dream come true
Best of luck to you
Be safe as you can out there, soldier!
Hope your doing good man
I commented this on your last video but I'm gonna do it again cause I feel like it's more fitting here. Yknow uncle rift I had a sudden realization recently. I have been falling asleep to your videos since i was 14 and im 21 now. Youve been here helping me sleep during the worst and best parts of my life. You have, to put it simply, been the one person I could always count on. So thank you, thank you for sharing your amazing ideas and and art for the all of us to enjoy. Youre amazing!
Edit: also I believe my first ever video of yours I ever watched was the first art of quiet! It was like my gateway drug into your channel and all the lovely weirdness it contains!
It’s crazy to think that for roughly 5 years I’ve been daily watching ER. Thank you for the all the sleep you’ve helped me get!
same here, like literally same years, found him once and never lost him, every night I played his videos, watched every one and quite a few more than once and always get excited when he posts a new ASMR
ER: "do you.. know.."
Me: "The muffin man?!"
ER: "how to solve a Rubik's cube because"
Right right right. Not the muffin man that'd be silly
I literally said it out loud. Aaaaaannd instantly felt silly. 😆
😂 same
But do you know the muffin man?
@@Giggling-goober The Muffin Man?
It's nice to see that Uncle E didn't forget us. Then again, I loved cosplaying as a newbie the other day. Can't believe it's been a millenia since i became a patient...😢
Alright guys, the new subscribers left some pretty good tips on their way in and out of their exam. Lets not be outdone and leave a hearty offering for Uncle E on the way out, and how long you have been subscribed for to vertify your veteran status. Mentioning the first video of his you ever watched, will provide you a complimentary void piece.
Been subscribed 2 years,first vid was his Unstoppables video as the weapon seller from persona 5 "Iwai"
My first video and the one that introduced me to Uncle ER was Dave shaving a pumpkin.
I think it was “Inputting Body Modification Signups” which of course I had no context for, but damn was it both relaxing and fascinating. I’ve stuck around ever since!
The first Tinfoil Hat Society video! 👌
Oh, gosh, that's actually a good question. I wanna say it was his "Relax with the Joker" vid from...goodness, is it almost eight years now?
Thank you for everything so far, paul. The creativity in your videos always brighten my day and i appreciate it
His name is Paul?
@@GymRatDaily696yup
@@GymRatDaily696your name is nicholas? (And yes)
@@GymRatDaily696yes
That introduction WAS puzzling. He didn't start off with "Good now"!
I would think if this was for returning subscribers we'd greet each other with a good now, but alas...
...I see it was indeed a puzzling introduction
hello...*vague nod* how are you?
There’s a delayed one at 9:39 !
Good now, pardner
I started learning how to solve Rubik's Cubes about a month ago and it originally only took me a couple of hours watching a video to learn how to do it every time. If anyone is interested in learning, I suggest watching JPerm's beginner method video. :)
So interesting that you’ve just posted this as I have been subbed for nearly 6 years now and haven’t visited this channel in a little over a year. Keep it up great as always!
Been watching for around 7-8 years now and I cant believe that I can think back on so many phases of my young life with your content still consistent and amazing as always. I now find it funny that the beginnings of me learning philosophy came from a youtuber doing asmr videos, but hey I think it’s served me well. Keep up the good work and thank you for the awesome content 👍
A rubix cube asmr would be a dream come true. The proper puzzle makes such nice sound and the quieter speedcuber are nice too!
i am definitely a returning subscriber
The first video of yours that I came across was “ze face puncture” one. Fell in love with Corvus and stayed for the never ending pool of lore and incredible creativity. Thank you for everything Uncle E!
My first video was asmr let's eat nothing like 5 years ago. It made me laugh. I ironically got into asmr, but then it made me relax.
mine was "binaural asmr pineapple" back in like 2015ish and I've been along for the ride since
Holy crap mine was his kidnapped video, that was like 6 years ago!!! I can’t believe it
been watching for going on 6 years now and every vid has never disappointed. one minute shorts to the 3 hour sessions i manage to get tingles when no other asmrist can manage it. i lookforward to another 6years and beyond
You have soo many hit videos that instantly become classics. You sir are the greatest ASMRTIST OF ALL TIME
You know what, I love this video idea/concept. Giving some of the OG's a little light to shine in you know. Thanks ER!
Hello Mr.Paul, I am an enjoyer of your content. This has been my daily statement, good day to you and your family.
Best wishes, Jason Vorhees
im not uncle e but thanks for the wishes 👍
Sorry for the informal message @JasonVoorhees-os1uf
I found a few bear traps lying around at your camp. One of them even caught a person!!! This is a serious safety hazard that you should make people aware of. Otherwise, a great camp spot, 4/5
This is genious, as always. Big thank you!
I've been watching Uncle E for 7 years now, nobody makes ASMR like he does
been watching uncle riff since I was 14... now, 19, I can say that he fr is my uncle
As a returning subscriber I can say this is a great welcoming! I love your videos man keep up the awesome work! ❤
Can't believe I clicked on my first rift video 8 years ago! Thank you for all this time
I've been watching since Corvus relaxation session 1 so I've been watching and subscribed for 9 years. Thanks for helping me sleep all these years :o)
I was convinced he would ask us if we knew the muffin man
I don’t get tingles anymore but I gotta say nothing else helps me relax or fall asleep better than these videos.
I have been watching Uncle E for about 3-4 years now and the videos has only gotten better every time he uploads.
Always the good and best content on my favorite channel 🥳
Finally, some relaxing content for us Rift veterans!
Yessir 🚬🪖🪖🧨
@@averagejoe8358 have one more seat?
Man... Been watching since 2017, that's absolutely wild, Uncle Rift... Thanks for being a comfort to me and many others when times were rough. You always make me feel absolutely Splendtastic.
freshman year of high school, my math teacher took the last week of classes to teach us all how to solve rubik's cubes, and it served as our 'final' exam.
honestly, it wasn't too hard to memorize the algorithms - if my idiot ass could do it when i was 15, i'm sure anyone can.
the main trick is to solve it in layers, rather than faces.
when under question from this man of “do you know” my mind immediately prepares its explanation of my origins with the muffin man
Excellent content as always ephemeral rift 👌
I've been subscribed since 2017 (I think) and am a daily visitor. 90% or more of days since then - thank you for everything
So happy you’re making consistent content love what you do
I stay subscribed after a few years because I love the kind of stuff you make, even if I don’t even up having the time to watch a lot of the videos. But every couple of months I come back, watch a video, and thoroughly enjoy it. Even if I don’t always have the time or attention for it, I love and respect what you do. Hopefully I’m helping offset that odd viewer/subscribe ratio, as a subscriber who doesn’t view the videos! Lol
I get so impatient for that good now every time, gets me very involved in the video honestly
I just decided to go back and check on one of my favorite asmr creators. And I saw this video! Love this
This guy is genuinely the Goat, always makes me fall asleep
I've been a fan of you since 2020
Finally some content for me.
And don't forget about your you.
Uncle E spot on with his timing as always 🔥
the only asmr channel that im subscribed to, although i look at others sometimes this is the only one where every video is always interesting plus good asmr
Been subscribed for years, and still never know what to expect. Like this is the first time I’ve ever seen one of those cookie tins filled with the actual original cookies. I expected sewing supplies. Or anchovies or something idk
Been a while since I've watched because of life, but as someone who has stayed subscribed, this video felt like a coming home video
I've listened to you every night for the past 3 years because it helps with my insomnia
Hey uncle E. Been watching your vids for around 10 years now. When I saw this pop up, for some reason I got hit with some emotion surrounding that. Anyway, it's been a pleasure watching your channel grow into what it is today. Glad to have been able to see it.
i wish i coud grow my hair as fast as this man
I have been subscribed for a long time Mr. Rift !
Glad Mr. E. Rift is still showing up in my feed! It's nice to have such a recognizable dude of ASMR around after so many years and see him kick it like he usually does! Thanks for all your content you've provided all this time Big Emph-Rift!
😅😊
I grew up watching Uncle E during a really difficult time in my life and he got me through those sleepless nights. I'll never abandon you or this channel, for you did not ever abandon me during my need for sleep.
With admiration,
Elliott Medina
These are the best videos to relax too
I stumbled upon Ephemeral Rift when I watched his Capitalist ASMR video 4 years ago, and I’ve been watching and subscribed ever since. Easily one of my favorite TH-camrs.
Always glad to return to this corner of the multiverse.
I've been watching since the early Candyman years and you've always been consistent in your quality and uniqueness. My favorite vid of yours is "Relaxing with Satan"
I've been watching ER for the past 2 months and all I've got to say is i love the vids and can't wait for next visit to the sanitarium ❤
I’ve only been subscribed for a few millennia, glad to see he’s doing some stuff for the og’s. I’ll be one soon.
How did you time this so well? Last time I was here on January -21 getting help for my anxiety, now I’m back with same problem. Thank you ER, you’re a magic man.
Aw I’m glad uncle rift can help. I hope your anxiety eases, mate.
Yay!!! Been a subscriber for many moons!❤🎉😂
Literally the first asmr video I' seen from this man in the past 2 years. Still very nice content
Man, a dedicated video just for us Tingless Bastards, you're too kind RIFT!
i am a fellow tingeless bastard.💀
I’ve been watching ephemeral rift for such a long time and he always puts me to sleep thank you so much
Man my first video was "Relaxing with Cthulhu" and idk something about seeing everything change has been great. Keep up the good work!!!!
I've been here for years I really appreciate you and you're creativity❤
Great video. Now I can’t wait for the retreating survivors video!
I honestly think you are the most creative, passionate, and entertaining person I have ever not met.
i actually never knew how to solve a rubix cube so this info is very much needed thanks papa rift
Your calming voice is enough to tolerate the traumatic sounds of the cheap Rubik's cube but I can't just stay there and watch 😂 i did took time away pre-cov to learn how to solve cubes so I can only say how easy it is once you really give it a try, it doesn't take smarts just patience and memory to learn and remember the algorithms! I believe in you Uncle E!
Hearing you talk about getting the red over here and describing the Rubik’s cube reminded me of the classic rush hour gameplay asmr you uploaded.
It’s easy to learn. Once you understand how it works you can do anything with the cube. Crosses, flowers, solve it 180 degrees out, etc. Super cool!
I'd be glad to listen to him solving a rubik's cube and rambling on for hours.
Been here for 6-7 years,time to take a seat and watch 🪑
kind of insane to think that i've subscribed and fallen asleep to your videos for 8 years
There's something about the way Uncle E whisper-pronounces the word "cookie" with added emphasis on the "oo" that's just...very satisfying.
I remember thinking that waaaay back with his first Arkham Tinkerer vid, too. (He eats a few Girls Scout Cookies before making a quartz clock tick backward)
Oh man, I would simply love to hear more fabric scratching and similar stuff!
Been watching asmr for 10 years now and you are my favorite thank you paul
Hobeslty one of the best ones for the commentary
I just came back to you I’ve been distant man I originally watched you years ago with the asmr for sleep video you got me into this stuff and I haven’t been consistent lately and I’m happy I’m back thank you for making this
I pop in every once in a while. Used to watch every upload. Looking forward to this one ER
As someone who's fished their entire life, I never thought that of all the relaxing moments and things to do with fishing (flowing water, wind, just the general sounds of nature, zoning out staring at a bobber, waiting to feel a strike on a lure or on bottom... anyone who knows what I mean *know*) that I'd ever lump in the sounds a reel makes in with them but E, as usual, finds a way.
Consecratio salium was my first video i had seen and subscribed to the channel thats about 8 years ago it was a bowl of salt and a mortar with a kind of slow eco to it was amazing hopefully one day we can get one like that again
Nothing better than a ER upload.
The first ER video I ever watched was Dr. Cthulhu's ASMR checkup, which is still my favorite ER video.
i thought you were my grandfather for a while, you are exactly like him in personality, face, personal universe, i was confused for a while until some guy commented with ur name. keep it up with the eru and the personal content.
Thank u for this video this video makes me sleep 😮
I’ve been watching you since the rush hour videos 😂 been around for a minute
Uncle E! Good now. Looking good my man cheers!
As someone whose been subscribed for like a month
I consider myself both a new and returning subscriber
As a subscriber, I sometimes watch a single video over 5 times before I get to the end awake. That may be part of the discrepancy between sub and view numbers, if others do the same.
learnt to solve the rubix cube during covid lockdown, highly recommend learning it as it makes you feel very smart even though memorising the stages is rather simple with practice 👍