@@Sasqethe concept of time in the ER universe is incomprehensible. During his multiple choice questionnaire, he asked us about videos that don't exist yet 🤔
Kind of unbelievable how every single one of us got the same magic button. You’d think at least one of us would’ve hit it off with Cynthia, Clyde, or Margaret.
Yknow uncle rift I had a sudden realization recently. I have been falling asleep to your videos since i was 14 and im 21 now. Youve been here helping me sleep during the worst and best parts of my life. You have, to put it simply, been the one person I could always count on. So thank you, thank you for sharing your amazing ideas and and art for the all of us to enjoy. Youre amazing!
*mind boggling absolutely agree! never try to make sense of a nonsensical multiverse, and all that, but the way Uncle E has gotten me to sleep for the past ~8 years is impressive
@@squirraffe3252 Yeah, unfortunately, me as well, I can't watch these videos when I'm trying to sleep, whenever he does that the tension is just killing my relaxation. Still great videos, though.
Whenever or not you pass this exam, we hope you enjoy the process dear would-be subscriber. Remember to leave a bodypart in the tip jar on the way out. We thank you for kindly
I was going to donate my heart but Dr Corvus already took that 🤣 i guess i could just donate my body to SCP 049 and hope he can just leave my skull as a tip 😂
I gotta say, rift is a pro with the dual mics. A lot of people tend to favor one mic more and it’s frustrating to my ears, but you keep a steady pace when switching. Also your inaudible whisper is pure gold
keep in mind that he's deaf in one ear so he does it even when he has audio set to mono. (mono audio means that its in both ears at once instead of ear to ear)
@@N51totallynotprivatemilitary Yeah I think he mentioned sometime that he was diagnosed with acoustic neuroma in his left ear so he can't hear so well out of that one. Amazing how he still keeps up with these quality videos while being basically deaf in one ear!
To any new subscribers... This man has years of lore to indulge in! My recommendations are the candy man Corvus clemmons Tin foil hat society The repairman Oh how I envy you new subscibers, to experience it all...anew!
47:40 A thought that popped into my mind for a moment; wouldn't it be interesting if there was another Sanitarium, other than Arkham? Obviously I don't mean any alternate-universe versions, like branches of Arkham that exist in liquid universes and such; I mean, what if there's another sanitarium that is rivals with Arkham, or maybe they're like a knockoff that wants to be as good as the original? Could be an interesting concept to explore
I think with longform asmr dropping down in popularity, this channel has still kept onto its original charm that it had in 2017. ER is truly here for the community not the money or views. You are a genuine artist man, keep up the good work. Ps: the alternate universe videos were some of my favorite modern videos youve ever made, super creative and really well done.
I read the title of the video and it made me genuinely laugh 😂 Maybe because I thought you are one of those who can take an ordinary subject and turn it to interesting video It is currently very early morning but I wish it was early evening to watch your video and have a restful sleep 💤💤💤
To the left of the Rift you entered to watch this video, know you are always welcome to partake from the bowl of spacebars or the bowl of fresh-cut lawn. Have as much as your appetite demands, He's a gracious host.
Hey man, not sure if you will read this but i just want to say, Thank You. I'm on a Bad Period of my Life and you and your channel really help me when i just need to rest and relax, you are a good person.
Been seeing this channel from time to time on home page and watched the Dr. Strange video way back, just started to watch more videos this week, the most recent I've seen and become my favorite by far is the Native American style flute video. Just realized with this video when it was recommended in my home page and I clicked on it that I was not subscribed yet I quickly amended that lol
im currently drunk as beans right now and curious how long I can type before my fingers tlhrr toonunbotherd to type and i just Dall asleep and I post when inwake up Well the he's
No, no. The horns and wings are real, but I'm not sure about the tenticles. I feel like they're somewhere in between real and unreal. I think I should get it checked out.
Hey Paul, I wanna say thank you for making these top tier ASMR (and even just videos in general) for such a long time now. Having watched your art and creativity since I was 15 back in 2015 until now in 2023 with over a million followers. It truly makes me feel special to have found someone that has been a therapist and great teacher and friend and see their well earned success through the years. I look forward to seeing you every video and you really hold a special, special place within me. Thank you for being such revolutionary in ASMR and TH-cam creators. Always and forever a listener of yours :))
Rift: your right angle is a right angle Me:ok Rift: let me check your left angle Me: is it going to be a left angle Rift: would you look at that your left angle is a zero or left angle Me:WOOOOOO
I have a feeling I'm part of this video and it's for me because I literally am a new subscriber due to transferring to a new phone and loosing my old TH-cam account. And had to use this one. Now that I have been following uncle E for 14 years and I finally had the chance to subscribe again. Is always a nice feeling. I love my button gift!!
Rift, I have been watching you for years. Thank you for always bringing interesting topics, ideas and calm comfort to my mind. You are my best night time friend and I am inspired by your mindset and creativity. I will be here for the long run and I wish you and your family well!
Rift: “it seems you’re in a bit of a…”
Me: “Pickle, Pickle, Pickle, Pickle.”
Rift:”predicament”
Me: “DAMMIT”
He’s pickle riiiift! Wubalubadubdub!
lol same
@@LuckyArceus lets hope he doesnt get charged with domestic abuse
@@1ogowhat!
@@YouShallNotPassHahajustin roiland
u were really gentle with that potato. the other vegetables sure must be jealous.
The universe will experience heat death before this man runs out of ideas
ER: "speaking of card games, would you like to see a magic trick?
Me: "YEEESSSS"
ER "so would I"
I'm dying don't do this to me
I freaked out a bit when you called may name. I hadn't been paying attention and then I thought you were talking to me.
Rift ive been a subscriber for a year and a half and i enjoy all your vids including this one 😊
Was it a reference to The Cramps?!? 😎🤘
Have you tried pocket knife sharpening with a stone?..I'm curious how you would do it?
Being confused and relaxed simultaneously is an odd feeling the mind and body cannot explain.
Too calm to comprehend the horrors, come back another time Cthulu
rift and marno are the only asmrtisrs that can pull it off
You must be new here
We literally held this guy at gunpoint a few weeks ago and he’s still giving us top tier asmr. He’s so cool.
😂
Why were we soo mad at him? We even held a green gun, the most dangerous weapon
few weeks != multiple months
@@Sasqethe concept of time in the ER universe is incomprehensible. During his multiple choice questionnaire, he asked us about videos that don't exist yet 🤔
Putting this into the pile of "Things that should be alarm, but makes sense for Uncle E's comment section"
This guy could make a video of him just saying "button" for an hour and I'd listen to it every night
You cant tell me that E didnt immediately write that idea on a sticky note after liking this comment.
I really hope he did, it would really make my second coming a lot more rewarding
Don't give him any ideas😭
Real
@@punyr5338 why not
Stop flexing that you can breath, some us can't and this is really mean. 0:01
Lmao lets make this top comment 😂
Kind of unbelievable how every single one of us got the same magic button.
You’d think at least one of us would’ve hit it off with Cynthia, Clyde, or Margaret.
I am willing to share, but i need it back by next wednesday!
@@MightyGachiman Deal!!
Mum says it's my turn with the button
Yknow uncle rift I had a sudden realization recently. I have been falling asleep to your videos since i was 14 and im 21 now. Youve been here helping me sleep during the worst and best parts of my life. You have, to put it simply, been the one person I could always count on. So thank you, thank you for sharing your amazing ideas and and art for the all of us to enjoy. Youre amazing!
Amen
crazy, me as well. he truly has been a blessing to us growing up
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Same here! From 21 to now 28. Been a great ASMR ride
Your hair is so mystical dude, you look like a wise wizard
ER the white ❤️
Er the white?
@@06sub27 Lord of the rings reference, from the wizards the white one is the most powerful.
@@ralphisxamida8533and brown is the weakest 💀
If you are new around here don't get too attached. .
Welcome new subscribers. I hope you’re ready for some of the most mind blogging yet relaxing videos of all time
I hope this comment get alot likes!
@@DanielBielecki2013commenting here so it does 😁
*mind boggling
absolutely agree! never try to make sense of a nonsensical multiverse, and all that, but the way Uncle E has gotten me to sleep for the past ~8 years is impressive
Well, Seymour, I made it despite your directions.
The mixture of lore and relaxation is just perfect
As a subscriber I’ll get 110% on the exam, Just You See!
I hope this comment get alot likes
@@DanielBielecki2013I hope this comment on this comment gets alot of likes
I hope 🎉
@@harveyashley1895I hope this comment on the comment of the comment that’s being commented on gets alot of likes…wait what🤔
Too bad the pass mark will be 727% knowing how ER does his questionnaires lol
I love these intros where he's gonna say "good now", but stops and switches side. I don't know why but it's just so tingly xd
Edging our tingles
@@gee_dubya exactly!😂
it’s not even tingly for me it just gives me anxiety until he says it
@@squirraffe3252 haha ye😂
@@squirraffe3252 Yeah, unfortunately, me as well, I can't watch these videos when I'm trying to sleep, whenever he does that the tension is just killing my relaxation. Still great videos, though.
Whenever or not you pass this exam, we hope you enjoy the process dear would-be subscriber. Remember to leave a bodypart in the tip jar on the way out.
We thank you for kindly
I have left my right sclera. The one that has the Declaration of Independence tattooed on it!
Im leaving my right carunkle
I was going to donate my heart but Dr Corvus already took that 🤣 i guess i could just donate my body to SCP 049 and hope he can just leave my skull as a tip 😂
@@sickna-sty3244love the reference😭
Odd. It appears the little gremlin that sits atop the door holding the tip jar decided not to come in to work today.
I gotta say, rift is a pro with the dual mics. A lot of people tend to favor one mic more and it’s frustrating to my ears, but you keep a steady pace when switching.
Also your inaudible whisper is pure gold
keep in mind that he's deaf in one ear so he does it even when he has audio set to mono. (mono audio means that its in both ears at once instead of ear to ear)
@@N51totallynotprivatemilitary Yeah I think he mentioned sometime that he was diagnosed with acoustic neuroma in his left ear so he can't hear so well out of that one. Amazing how he still keeps up with these quality videos while being basically deaf in one ear!
The ASMR Beethoven
I unsubscribed just to have the pleasure of doing it again
Mcchicken's rival...
McRib is the best. So good that the owners had to remove it so they can have the McRib for themselves
It’s always a good day when ER uploads
I hope this comment get alot likes
I gotta agree
As a 10 year veteran, I should hopefully pass. Wish me luck. As long as I don't fall asleep during the exam!
Where did you serve?
@@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 the alternate universe
@@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144Innsmouth
@@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 he means that he’s been watching for ten years
The Ephemeral Rift Army
I missed this exam when I first subscribed, so I'm glad I'm getting around to it now
I can only imagine how baffled that those who subscribed since the last video feel seeing this get uploaded
I hope this comment gets alot likes
Got so many tingles with the anticipation for “good now”
Idk how you grow hair so fast. You've grown more hair in the last few months than I have in my entire life
0:10 me after walking up the stairs too fast
would be a shame if the new subscribers saw some of the unsavoury things this man has said on his twitter account
oh gosh!
Thought you ate w this huh?
To any new subscribers... This man has years of lore to indulge in! My recommendations are
the candy man
Corvus clemmons
Tin foil hat society
The repairman
Oh how I envy you new subscibers, to experience it all...anew!
What about:getting Buried in Margaret's garten
?
First 30 seconds: 🤨⬅️➡️🤨⬅️➡️🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
0:32 Relief after the edging intro
As a years long veteran I shall examin this exam for proper examination qualities in this mulitverse. Other multiverses are out of my jurisdiction
Who examines the examiners *Indeed*
my sense of time is warped but i remember the hair video like it was yesterday,,, i can’t believe how quickly it all grew back!!
I'm not an english native speaker so I barely can understand what he's saying but is so relaxing...thanks for sharing
47:40 A thought that popped into my mind for a moment; wouldn't it be interesting if there was another Sanitarium, other than Arkham? Obviously I don't mean any alternate-universe versions, like branches of Arkham that exist in liquid universes and such; I mean, what if there's another sanitarium that is rivals with Arkham, or maybe they're like a knockoff that wants to be as good as the original? Could be an interesting concept to explore
I like the way you think…
Wait... We had an exam today?
I follow like 25 asmrtists and they upload frequently but man I will always put ER first and foremost.
Thank god I’m already subscribed, I’m terrible at taking exams 😩
Well the descriptions says it’s for judging if you can subscribe AND for if you can REMAIN subscribed.
Is this a bad time to admit that i didn't study? :D
Lovely as always! ♥
I hope you have someone to give you cheats
I think with longform asmr dropping down in popularity, this channel has still kept onto its original charm that it had in 2017. ER is truly here for the community not the money or views. You are a genuine artist man, keep up the good work.
Ps: the alternate universe videos were some of my favorite modern videos youve ever made, super creative and really well done.
Common ER W💯‼️
I hope this comment get alot likes
Bro the whole video: 🤨🤨🤨
Good thing these fake glasses let me pass as a new subscriber so i could get the welcome gift a second time haha!
I literally just finished losing the game of sleep video
This one's for NEW PEOPLE.
I’m Not here to get administrated here to welcome the newcomers 😊
Watching Rift’s videos out of order is kinda crazy, he always changes his hair length like it is nothing.
his barber is a GTA NPC
Will be awaiting my results in the mail. I’ll make sure to take two weeks off so I won’t miss it.
Bro pump faked 3 times at the start of the vid
You should do a Michael Myers or ghost face rp, where they are "surgeons" at the Arkham sanitarium. That sounds dope
I read the title of the video and it made me genuinely laugh 😂
Maybe because I thought you are one of those who can take an ordinary subject and turn it to interesting video
It is currently very early morning but I wish it was early evening to watch your video and have a restful sleep 💤💤💤
Nooo tests give me anxiety
To the left of the Rift you entered to watch this video, know you are always welcome to partake from the bowl of spacebars or the bowl of fresh-cut lawn. Have as much as your appetite demands, He's a gracious host.
im not new but i’ll take the exam 😴
Good thing I’m already a subscriber, I’ve got too many exams as it is already
i had a dream you deleted your entire channel's videos and starting doing exclusively native american flute song covers
Finally an asmrartist who is willing to remove my brain from my skull for the sake of my relaxation
Uncle E's hair has gotten to the point where you are constantly living in fear that the next time he uploads, he'll have shaved it all of again.
Me taking an “empty” capsule… full of hopes & dreams from a man I hardly know… says A LOT about his abilities!! I’m like OKAY… let’s do this!! ❤️
You know it's gonna be a good asmr video when you get tingles within the first 2 minutes
Hey man, not sure if you will read this but i just want to say, Thank You. I'm on a Bad Period of my Life and you and your channel really help me when i just need to rest and relax, you are a good person.
Welcome to Arkham Sanitarium. Enjoy your stay, and keep away from the garden.
hey Rift. I just wanna promise you something, because you truly helped me a lot, and im not gonna let you down. i will never do it again. never.
The new 'good now' intro is so good that i got tingles from the build up 😂
Been seeing this channel from time to time on home page and watched the Dr. Strange video way back, just started to watch more videos this week, the most recent I've seen and become my favorite by far is the Native American style flute video. Just realized with this video when it was recommended in my home page and I clicked on it that I was not subscribed yet
I quickly amended that lol
im currently drunk as beans right now and curious how long I can type before my fingers tlhrr toonunbotherd to type and i just Dall asleep and I post when inwake up
Well the he's
No, no. The horns and wings are real, but I'm not sure about the tenticles. I feel like they're somewhere in between real and unreal. I think I should get it checked out.
Jokes on you, I illegally crossed the Rift universe borders and therefore am not logged as a Rift Subscriber.
Sleep well 🤍
Your first
first comment
I love that your only merch is krill your shelf and master obliger t-shirts
Next video: The Hot Man
John Wick
absolutely lost it when he said "existing subscriber pretending to be a new subscriber" HOW DID HE KNOW
Role playing as a new subscriber here 👋🥰
As a current subscriber I unfortunately cannot watch this and I’m sending this message behind the wall of an advertisement.
He’s gonna eventually come full circle with his ‘Good now’s’ so saying it the first time will be subverting expectations instead
I remember getting this exam when I subscribed to ephemeral rift I think I got 107% on the exam
Hey Paul, I wanna say thank you for making these top tier ASMR (and even just videos in general) for such a long time now. Having watched your art and creativity since I was 15 back in 2015 until now in 2023 with over a million followers. It truly makes me feel special to have found someone that has been a therapist and great teacher and friend and see their well earned success through the years. I look forward to seeing you every video and you really hold a special, special place within me. Thank you for being such revolutionary in ASMR and TH-cam creators. Always and forever a listener of yours :))
As a 7 year subscriber, I really hope I pass. Also, why does he look like older john wick?
Funny because he did a john wick video not too long ago.
Starting to resemble a younger wizard looking dude.
I have been watching you for like a year and a half, and I have just realised I am not subscribed the whole time thanks to this video
I should perma ban you then.
Bro, get out while you can. This ship is sinking hard.
Wow i forgot i wasint subscribes to your channel. Ngl tho your voice is just as calming a jigglypuffs song AND the virtual haircut video COMBINED!
A video where you have a little plastic neat sounding button and just say button for 2 hours and keep pushing it would actually be amazing
Rift: your right angle is a right angle
Me:ok
Rift: let me check your left angle
Me: is it going to be a left angle
Rift: would you look at that your left angle is a zero or left angle
Me:WOOOOOO
"Existing subscriber pretending to be a new subscriber" BRO WHY YOU GOTTA CALL US OUT LIKE THAT
I’ve been subscribed since like 2014 after watching that sanctuary healing hands video. Can I stay anyway?
I have a feeling I'm part of this video and it's for me because I literally am a new subscriber due to transferring to a new phone and loosing my old TH-cam account. And had to use this one. Now that I have been following uncle E for 14 years and I finally had the chance to subscribe again. Is always a nice feeling. I love my button gift!!
The intro is like me trying to talk to a girl 😂😂
I check in to the channel every few months or so and it’s like slowly watching a regular guy turn into gandalf
The idea itself is really good, no offense but on certain channels youtube should really put some kind of IQ test before people can subscribe on them
We need a video about the button man, who has and or is covered in buttons, and each button has its own name and personality.
If i dont pass these exams moms gonna kill me. I wont be able to get my dream job at Arkham Sanitarium!
As an old subscriber, we too have had this admission in many galaxies and dimensions.
Rift, I have been watching you for years. Thank you for always bringing interesting topics, ideas and calm comfort to my mind. You are my best night time friend and I am inspired by your mindset and creativity. I will be here for the long run and I wish you and your family well!
I almost wish I wasn't subscribed yet. Imagine being able to say you're subscribed because you passed the test
I may not be a new subscriber, but I feel I may want to renew my license. Don’t want my ER to expire on me!
I already had tingles in the beginning
y’all ain’t hearin him fr. there’s NOTHING in the pill. iykyk
The button thing felt like getting a wand at Ollivander's.
*Unsubscribes then resubscribes*
Now I can experience this as a new subscriber! 😄
Don't ever stop making content man. You are the best at this 👍🏻