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It’s not him, it’s TH-cam. TH-cam has impleneted a part of their ads - which makes them automatically appear, even if the creator doesn’t add any themselves.
He did kinda , search trigger test for alternate universe self and in like the middle of the vid it’s just straight clocks for a good amount of **time**
Thank you so much, Paul. I need to go to bed impossibly early tonight after working until 8am. The title has me getting in the mood to sleep. I will be reclining to this in a few hours. Thank you, my digital internet friend that doesn’t care about me but does in a well wishing sort of way!
@@darlenedillon2631 I suppose you may have to stop by the Nothing Store and Something Store... as well as many other stops along the ERU/Multiverse to find that knowledge which you seek 🙃
Traditional ASMRs are the only good ones. Most ASMRtists just make average or trashy Mass production videos. Additionally most ASMRtists are straigthup cringe, fake or weird. They first of all want the easy money or attention. Sad, but true for the majority of ASMR creators.
I have been watching asmr for about 4 years. I just bought my first pair of noise-canceling headphones this year, and have begun using them to watch asmr. NIGHT. AND. DAY. It’s like I’m rediscovering asmr, like I’m Magellan.
Absolutely love the intro to getting ready that personally is a new asmr fave hope too see more mostly with what sounds with getting ready and the clock.
I gotta hand it to you. Your channel has a great face. Your ASMR is next level, and I'll be sure to go back four seconds. You really know how to help people unwind.
god, i can’t even emphasise how much i love your videos. Your triggers, as much as people say this , are seriously So Unique. The marker ball bearings, i’ve always been playing with it and making noises with them but i’ve never seen anyone actually do it in an asmr video. Until now!! The clock ticking, wow that was just incredibly relaxing . I just love the simplicity yet Creativity of your triggers!! Much love uncle E ❤
I’ve never been able to sleep in a room with a ticking clock (left over childhood fear of the crocodile from Peter Pan 😂) but this clock somehow has a different ticking pattern that made it soothing instead. Absolutely magical video as always.
Maybe it’s because it ticks 4 times per second, rather than once. There’s no anticipation for the next tick, something that tends to cause a lot of anxiety in people.
Lately sleeping for me has become an excruciating experience, with anxiety, frustration and anger. I tried everything to fix my insomnia but nothing is really working. ASMR doesn't solve all my problems, but it sure makes them more bearable. Thanks for everything.
Most anxiety nowadays comes from the modern Lifestyle. Many of us are sitting way too much, eating too much trashy food, have too many electricity around us and so on...
It's crazy to think he's makes ASMRs based on ear to ear, but he's actually fully deaf in one ear. It's why he's wearing the same pair of headphones in each one of these, because they're specially wired to play both ear sounds on one ear.
The headphones are normal. The reason I can hear each microphone on the right side is because it's not recording in stereo, but mono (I convert to stereo in post-production). :)
@@EphemeralRift ooh wow I actually got a response back lmao. But ye, I personally love your off the wall ideas for videos, especially when it's centered around a joke, like when the void painter only paints with black color variants or the Nothing Shop. I was always curious about how you did these videos, like does it involve mostly improv or is there some semblance of a script? Stuff like that. It's also interesting to me that you make stuff like this, but you're deaf in one ear. It's like a painter missing an eye
As funny as it sounds, a tongue bone is actually a thing. It's called hyoid bone. It's shaped like a horse shoe, and is in fact the only bone that is not directly connected to any other ones near it.
I see we're in the "lion's mane" phase of the ER haircut cycle. We're probably going to go full jesus next then after that it will be cut right down to either the nearly-skinhead stage or the crew cut stage. The beard has been kept for longer than usual I'll give him that much.
This is the first video I've ever seen of him and I subbed so darn fast lol. The dude looks so fancy is everything he does, he produces quality sound, and seems like he could answer just about every question about the Earth haha!
Timezones are a funny thing. As of time of writing, this video was released 19 hours ago when I was asleep. Now I am trying to sleep as it is quite past my bedtime, and lo! Now is the perfect time to watch this video.
Oh my god i've been watching this video for quite a long time now and I've just realised that you totally look like an older Keanu Reeves, Loving it haha!!! ps. I loooooove your asmr, its so so calming to me and gives me a lot of nostalgia because your voice sounds a little like my grandpas voice who used to sing me to sleep in a whispery voice like that Thank you!!!
since this channel always reminds me of aliens and multiverses...seeing you bind a tie was... interesting. imagine being an alien and seeing humans dress up with so many little details, the way the neck piece is folded...the sides of the suit jacket...and a ropey kind of fabric just exactly tied to a certain knot...peculiar. we are a strange species
Brilliant, funny and witty channel. Plus no annoying adverts that come on full blast when I’m trying to relax / fall asleep. Keep up the good work mr. Hi from 🏴🏴
Just in time
EXACTLY BRO ITS 23:26 HERE
@@jojosans5849 I get to sleep more heheheha, 22:06
To sleep
I see what you did there
@@themanwhosoldthemeth me personally 22:05 is a better time for sleep.
Uncle E, inadvertently teaching us to tie a tie, and getting us to sleep all at the same time. Perfection.
i thank him and the internet for that. it’s hard to learn such things sometimes.
You don't wear a night tie?
@@FreeTheJambon well, of course.... 🥰
Just a minor flex to start the video, love to see it.
🤣 you forgot about his time peace collection he acquired while traveling to different realitys🤣👍
Oh wow. I haven't heard clock ticking for over 20 years! Sounds just like childhood with grandparents in a summer vacation
Nga u cant be older than 12 when ur using "XD" on yo latest comment😭
@@cookadameth My guy, where do you see “XD” in that comment?
You haven’t heard a clock tick in over 20 years? Did you go deaf in 2002 and regain your hearing in 2023?
@@gwyndodrich different comment idiot look on his profile
@@CallumBlue88 exactly! Never could fell asleep properly with clock ticking, but now it sounds somehow soothing because of nostalgia
Nah deadass thought he pulled out a bag of za za💀
It’s a small touch but I GREATLY appreciate that you don’t include ads in your videos that scare the crap out of me 😂 you’re the best
😵💫 we all hate those 🤣👍
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It’s not him, it’s TH-cam. TH-cam has impleneted a part of their ads - which makes them automatically appear, even if the creator doesn’t add any themselves.
kinda hope he'll make a full video of just that clock ticking cause that is a really good sound
No. No it is not.
@@darlenedillon2631 i mean it's definitely not a sound for everyone but imo it is a great sound / trigger
Inb4 he makes "The Time Man"
@@Komeiji0401 i kinda imagine he’d title it “the most divisive asmr trigger. like it or hate it?” or something like that lol
He did kinda , search trigger test for alternate universe self and in like the middle of the vid it’s just straight clocks for a good amount of **time**
Thank you so much, Paul. I need to go to bed impossibly early tonight after working until 8am. The title has me getting in the mood to sleep. I will be reclining to this in a few hours. Thank you, my digital internet friend that doesn’t care about me but does in a well wishing sort of way!
Who's Paul?
@@darlenedillon2631 I don't think his name is Ephemeral Rift
@@ramona3840 maybe it is
@@darlenedillon2631 I suppose you may have to stop by the Nothing Store and Something Store... as well as many other stops along the ERU/Multiverse to find that knowledge which you seek 🙃
@@ramona3840 🤣👍
All of ephemerals videos give off a Salvador Dalle painting feeling, abstract and formal. I love it
That is an incredibly accurate description, I’m glad you shared it!
Yessssss! That's the best description I've read yet! Spot on
🧐 ah a fellow educated man I see 🤣👍
Dalí
The Waffle House has found it’s new host
0:04 me getting ready to beat up the school bully in my shower thoughts
I love the ticking clock, it has a soothing rhythm to doze off to.
I’ve viewed this multiple times and have no idea how it ends
as much as i love the eru videos, it's always nice to see a traditional asmr video.
Traditional ASMRs are the only good ones. Most ASMRtists just make average or trashy Mass production videos. Additionally most ASMRtists are straigthup cringe, fake or weird.
They first of all want the easy money or attention. Sad, but true for the majority of ASMR creators.
@@Gongodler fax, especially the over sexualised asmr videos, it just makes me cringe
I have been watching asmr for about 4 years.
I just bought my first pair of noise-canceling headphones this year, and have begun using them to watch asmr.
NIGHT. AND. DAY.
It’s like I’m rediscovering asmr, like I’m Magellan.
The sound of starched clothing is amazing! So many tingles!!
ngl i thought the bag of moss was just a bag of za😭💀
I love how the beginning is just Rift taking his time. Sets the whole video
How did he know I go to bed at noon on the weekends? Impeccable timing Mister E!
timezones: sorry ill be taking my leave now
@@splakbor im gonna assume you are aware that the comment is a joke?
@@LazyTophat that's why I made a joke too :(
🤣 simple he is not from our universe 🤣👍
Ticking clocks give me anxiety. Time for a different video for me. Hope everyone who likes it has a calming experience ⏲️
It goes away after a trigger or 2
There are time stamps thankfully!
Absolutely love the intro to getting ready that personally is a new asmr fave hope too see more mostly with what sounds with getting ready and the clock.
I like to imagine that while Rift is dressed up in the suit jacket and tie, he just has pajama pants on below
I gotta hand it to you. Your channel has a great face. Your ASMR is next level, and I'll be sure to go back four seconds. You really know how to help people unwind.
🤣 stop too many puns.🤣👍
god, i can’t even emphasise how much i love your videos. Your triggers, as much as people say this , are seriously So Unique. The marker ball bearings, i’ve always been playing with it and making noises with them but i’ve never seen anyone actually do it in an asmr video. Until now!! The clock ticking, wow that was just incredibly relaxing . I just love the simplicity yet Creativity of your triggers!! Much love uncle E ❤
Uncle e is honestly the best and makes sure we're taken care of, thank you so much, we love you and appreciate all of what you do for us
Uncle E: i hope by now your in a deep sleep if your not watching this for sleep then what the hell are you doing then 😂
I’ve never been able to sleep in a room with a ticking clock (left over childhood fear of the crocodile from Peter Pan 😂) but this clock somehow has a different ticking pattern that made it soothing instead. Absolutely magical video as always.
Maybe it’s because it ticks 4 times per second, rather than once. There’s no anticipation for the next tick, something that tends to cause a lot of anxiety in people.
Perfection in every sound, thank you so much!
I love how I just went from listening to metal to watching this. 😂
Can’t resist the Rift.
The bag of weed was my favorite.
Thank you for putting me to sleep for the last six years I've been watching you. It's awesome that the quality has only improved.
Nice!! Absolutely perfect timing for my afternoon nap!! Thank you for all your hard work, Rift!!
Lately sleeping for me has become an excruciating experience, with anxiety, frustration and anger.
I tried everything to fix my insomnia but nothing is really working.
ASMR doesn't solve all my problems, but it sure makes them more bearable.
Thanks for everything.
OMG!!! Jetpack I TRULY hope the situation gets better!!!!! OMG!!! Hang in there!!! 👃✌️🇨🇦🥰
It’s simple, just go to sleep
Most anxiety nowadays comes from the modern Lifestyle. Many of us are sitting way too much, eating too much trashy food, have too many electricity around us and so on...
@@GregLemons Yes + stop fapping and turning off the smartphone at night.
@@Gongodler 🤣👍
I lowkey thought for a second the bags of moss were bags of w33d
It's crazy to think he's makes ASMRs based on ear to ear, but he's actually fully deaf in one ear. It's why he's wearing the same pair of headphones in each one of these, because they're specially wired to play both ear sounds on one ear.
The headphones are normal. The reason I can hear each microphone on the right side is because it's not recording in stereo, but mono (I convert to stereo in post-production). :)
@@EphemeralRift ooh wow I actually got a response back lmao. But ye, I personally love your off the wall ideas for videos, especially when it's centered around a joke, like when the void painter only paints with black color variants or the Nothing Shop. I was always curious about how you did these videos, like does it involve mostly improv or is there some semblance of a script? Stuff like that. It's also interesting to me that you make stuff like this, but you're deaf in one ear. It's like a painter missing an eye
You might be interested in the fact that Beethoven was completely deaf!
@@elcisitiak172 i'm aware. Beethoven was quite famous.
Bro owns the time stone 💀
As funny as it sounds, a tongue bone is actually a thing. It's called hyoid bone. It's shaped like a horse shoe, and is in fact the only bone that is not directly connected to any other ones near it.
Anyone ever realize he kinda looks like a older version of Christian bale
They are about the same age
Мне нравится,что в комментариях люди делятся какие языки они изучают🥺❤️
This man is a God among us mortals... he buttoned his own sleeves. To my knowledge that ability is beyond normal men...
I see we're in the "lion's mane" phase of the ER haircut cycle. We're probably going to go full jesus next then after that it will be cut right down to either the nearly-skinhead stage or the crew cut stage. The beard has been kept for longer than usual I'll give him that much.
For years, your channel has definitely been one of my favorite asmr channels
"Good now" has become my preferred method of greeting people, especially when traveling.
0:42 Saul Goodman cosplay
Thank you Uncle E. As always you deliver quality content at just the right hour
Hey careful with that moss there, my cousin got arrested for having several bags of it under his car seats. Who keeps moss under the car seats anyway
This is the first video I've ever seen of him and I subbed so darn fast lol. The dude looks so fancy is everything he does, he produces quality sound, and seems like he could answer just about every question about the Earth haha!
A time pun? Looks like a good watch.
Timezones are a funny thing. As of time of writing, this video was released 19 hours ago when I was asleep. Now I am trying to sleep as it is quite past my bedtime, and lo! Now is the perfect time to watch this video.
Time to choose Mr. Freeman
That ticking sound really got me tripping till 5:30 when uncle E shows it to us, I was thinking am I high or is it really something in the video
THE LEGEND
Ephemeral Rift
YES
Oh wow I've never been earl to a ASMR I normally see them months later this is cool 😎
Nothin like a new Uncle E upload to knock me out right after a long 12 hours of hospital night shift. He is truly a godsend :D
You absolutely have your own lane in this craft. Nobody does AMSR the way you do.
No officer that's just a bag of moss for my asmr video i swear!
Now all I can think about is the Theory of relativity
Oh my god i've been watching this video for quite a long time now and I've just realised that you totally look like an older Keanu Reeves, Loving it haha!!!
ps. I loooooove your asmr, its so so calming to me and gives me a lot of nostalgia because your voice sounds a little like my grandpas voice who used to sing me to sleep in a whispery voice like that
Thank you!!!
Putting in a fat (and necessary) request for a video consisting mostly of said ticking clock noise/noises
Ticking Away, the moments that make up a dull day…
Thank you I don't know how but exactly now I need to sleep and I'm too excited to fall asleep by myself.
-The mysterious ways of Uncle E-
since this channel always reminds me of aliens and multiverses...seeing you bind a tie was... interesting. imagine being an alien and seeing humans dress up with so many little details, the way the neck piece is folded...the sides of the suit jacket...and a ropey kind of fabric just exactly tied to a certain knot...peculiar. we are a strange species
Rift one of the few asmrtists who actually cares about every video trying to get actual tingles
Damn that’s a good looking bag of moss😅😂
I remembered my childhood when I came to my grandmother and she had the same clock and when I slept they ticked in the silence of the house
Just in time for sleeping
Bag of Moss was the knockout blow 😴😴😴
Oh boy that clock is an amazing trigger.
Those buttons were invented by masochists, for masochists...
Brilliant, funny and witty channel. Plus no annoying adverts that come on full blast when I’m trying to relax / fall asleep. Keep up the good work mr. Hi from 🏴🏴
Bruh 5000+ bones? These body modifications have to stop Arkham patients having 5000+ bones is worrying
To be fair it is definitely more than 20 bones I give him that
U look handsome and elegant, But i bet it was too hot in this suit. I like suits.
The intro has WAY too much chad energy.
What model of clock is this? I adore the sound and want to buy it.
Rift: preferably-
Me:SPLENTASTIC
Rift:ok
Most creative ASMR creator 👌🏼
17:49 "I have to pee" lmao idk if anyone caught this or not
I needed to be told to sleep. Thank you
Thanks for reminder!
It's 23:30 and I should go to bed.
43:23 we all know that’s not moss 😂
38:13 I couldn't even watch this part, it reminded me too much of the dentist's office 😭
Your videos really help me calm my brain for the time it takes to put my infant to bed. Luckily I don't fall asleep before they do!
I thought that was a bag of Weed for a minute lol...
The sharpie sounds are indeed very relaxing!! I never even noticed it from the other video
YOU HELP ME FACE MY SLEEP DEMONS AT NIGHT TYSM
Legend
Is it really that time again?
I appreciate the video length, keeps me from needing to switch videos so I can focus on sleeping
ahh yes, christian bale putting me to sleep
8:24pm here, college in the morning. i’m ready to sleep.
Somehow this feels nostalgic.. thanks ephemeral rift 😂👍
you remind me of the movie “Death Sentence”
Clock ticking = dining room residen evil 1
The intro makes it feel like professional asmr
I mean it is
he's got a point
Thanks for teaching me how to tie a tie
rift making sounds with a zip of zaza
Day 31 of asking ER to make a video telling in animate objects just how much he truly appreciates them
This would be awesome!
E: good now....
Me: 😭😭💤💤🛏🛏😴😴
I could use the first two minutes and thirty seconds on a constant loop for 8 hrs. Amazing video. Really helped me sleep last night.
Low key a tutorial for tying a tie
This video is helping me stay calm and focused as I work, thank you! The risk of falling asleep is better than being anxious and irritated 😂