Yet another moment where ER has caused me to sit upright in bed, uncontrollably laughing by his sudden use of "fuck." The last one was the Christmas Kidnapping. Thanks, Uncle E! Always brings a smile to my face.
I know but if I was decicated to this shit and 10+ years in the run and I've barely achieved 1M subs and the videos views are low i'd be pressed ngl@@Strand_Of_DNA
To think if I never clicked on the video of a humanoid rhino doctor seven years ago I would've never been able to experience such relaxation, comedic relief and world building as I have so far with you Uncle E; thank you for being you!
I tried to go to sleep without the map and i got lost, now i'm stuck in a laboratory with a plague doctor, and i'm his experiment subject. If i don't answer, it's because my brain has been placed somewhere else.
Bro you always have to take the second door on the right when you get to the laboratory. Just don't. Don't. Don't. Take the third on the right. Please don't.
Hey E, thank you for always posting high quality and relaxing asmr videos. I have really bad insomnia caused by my anxiety and your videos have always helped me sleep. So thank you.
The man the myth the legend, just know your one of the top dogs in this community. You’ve never had a subscriber count to aling with your video content and true creativeness. You the best Rift!!!
Always the same.. but never the same. Same concepts, but never the same approach. My man is a true definition of what originality and creativity means. No one delivers like Paul.
ER, I don't know what it was with the "Sound of your Thoughts" portion, but I was wide awake enjoying the video one moment and just absolutely knocked out the next. Gotta have that trigger again!
This is relaxing me so much. I would love a video where you pretend you are behind the person. When I was in school, I would get major, MAJOR tingles when the kid sitting in back of me would read under his breath.
As someone who is half eldritch abomination on my mother's side, i can read those runes for you. It says: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly...
@@rryan01 I am sorry and I truly understand your issue here but Im using the internet 2.0 and it seems to be using more space than the internet you're using on the planet you live. I would recommend contacting your ISP and change to version 2.0
I actually clicked on this video on accident last night, right after I told myself one more video for the 5th time. I went to bed and put my phone facedown next to my bed to listen to while falling asleep
Paul, I was very excited about the 'Paper Cups' section. It reminded me of the beginning of your May 20, 2016 video "Intro to Dungeons & Dragons (5e) Part 3" which is still one of my favorites, solely because of the first 10 minutes. Thanks for recycling some old, relaxing concepts. 🤘
Sleep is the one piece that's the only logical explanation. I just hope that sleep doesn't end up being the friends we made along the way and not actual sleep.
Your change in pfp does intrigue me. Is it a confirmation of mood polarity? It would be an inspiration if one of my favorite creators suffered the same plight as me an my family. Godspeed uncle E
Bout time we got a map. I can't even count how many floors in Arkham I've traversed, or if I was even there at all, in search of a way out of reality and into that fancy schmancy sleep place.
Even Rift falls asleep to his own content for a moment at 47:35. XD (He blinks in a way that makes it look like he is sleeping). I know this because I paused in a convenient time.
Oh, comments are on now...I got here within 1 minute of this video being posted and couldn't comment 😂 Now I can so I just wanted to say thank you for this video, Paul. ❤
Dear Uncle E, I have encountered a problem. Wishing to change the filling of the eldritch pillow, since I prefer a special, extra soft foundation for my thought-factory, I have turned the casing inside out. To my suprise, inside was a primordial horror beyond mortal comprehension that existed outside our frail concepts of space and time. Now released by mine Hand, it is corroding the very foundation of reality as I know it, creating a mealstrom of infinity time vortexes that threaten to erase all of existence, including my bed, blanket and pillow. Have you perhaps any advice for me in my predicament? It is getting quite late and I have some early appointments tomorrow, for which I wish to be well rested. Already offered it peanuts but does not quite seem to do the trick. Sincerely, ToeMissileWarrior.
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Yet another moment where ER has caused me to sit upright in bed, uncontrollably laughing by his sudden use of "fuck." The last one was the Christmas Kidnapping. Thanks, Uncle E! Always brings a smile to my face.
Seriously I absolutely died 😂
😂 wasn’t expecting it at ball. Legend.
“It’s time. . .for you. . .to go. . .the fuck. . .to sleep.”
Best line I’ve ever heard. I laughed way too hard hearing that.
Me too, the first time I heard it I was like “OH SH*T HE SAID IT”
Been watching this guy since I was 8 years old with his first few videos.
Insane to think that it's been 10 years I've watched this guy
10 Years and you are still watching? You are more Loyal than Loyal can be, Yo girl lucky asf
10+ years and only 1.1M a damn shame
@@YinIsInfiniteFor ASMR thats pretty good
I know but if I was decicated to this shit and 10+ years in the run and I've barely achieved 1M subs and the videos views are low i'd be pressed ngl@@Strand_Of_DNA
HUSHHH
When uncle rift swears you know you messed up, I better get to sleep. 😭
And you better feel splen-fucking-tastic in the morning
😂
Where?
@@aldux4971 0:19 - 0:50
For real bro😭🙏
I did not anticipate that first “go to sleep”
I am slightly shooketh
I was dying 💀
Samuel L. Jackson would be proud.
2 am here rn and having uncle E immediately confront me on why I’m still awake is the type of immersion I watch for
i aim to please!
@@EphemeralRiftwell you a sniper!
i just found his video today at 1:52 am xD
@@Hunt3r2kx) same here
6:21 am for me 😭😭
Just opened this at more than 3am with 4 hours of sleep left, this is perfect! Instant like
As someone who has to wake up in 2.5 hours, I am jealous
Welcome to the ERU
Damn, the start of this video seemed like an attack more than anything. Those shrugs seemed so full of emotion
Wtf? How soft are you?
@@ggnmsn damn bro chill, I wasn’t actually offended. I thought the shit was funny, and the acting was good.
@yosher ok cool. I was thinking, man kids these days need to put the phones down and go touch grass.
@@ggnmsnI think you need to go touch grass if you got that upset so fast…
@@ggnmsn the irony
I've been awake for a few eons because corvus wouldnt stop replacing body parts at random. This video helped
Loved that part when I went to sleep.
i did that too!
Time stamp?
@@primalboi9600:02
Discontinued now
Woah, was not expecting him to start it off like that but I love it,
To think if I never clicked on the video of a humanoid rhino doctor seven years ago I would've never been able to experience such relaxation, comedic relief and world building as I have so far with you Uncle E; thank you for being you!
Hello Rift. Thank you for leading me to the sleep.
I tried to go to sleep without the map and i got lost, now i'm stuck in a laboratory with a plague doctor, and i'm his experiment subject.
If i don't answer, it's because my brain has been placed somewhere else.
Is it Corvus?
How the hell, were you kidnapped by him?😅
I know how you feel I got lost too and I find myself in the 15th century library with map in my hands
Bro you always have to take the second door on the right when you get to the laboratory. Just don't. Don't. Don't. Take the third on the right. Please don't.
Don’t worry, he is pretty chill
I love videos on any topic of yours, but whispered are always the best.
It's always a snoozetastic night when uncle E makes a new video🙏🙏
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I've slept approximately four hours in the past three days so thank you for this mercy, sleep at long last, huzzah!!
Kinda weird that I've been falling asleep to your voice for six years now.
Hey E, thank you for always posting high quality and relaxing asmr videos. I have really bad insomnia caused by my anxiety and your videos have always helped me sleep. So thank you.
The man the myth the legend, just know your one of the top dogs in this community. You’ve never had a subscriber count to aling with your video content and true creativeness. You the best Rift!!!
Best ASMR intro EVER
I haven’t slept right since Monday night 😮💨 I will need this video tonight after work
Always the same.. but never the same. Same concepts, but never the same approach. My man is a true definition of what originality and creativity means. No one delivers like Paul.
Thank you, benevolent creature. For providing such an excellent pillow
I'm doing splen-terrible.. but you know a Rift video goes a long way.
i don't think it gets worse than splenterrible
Horrifitastic, perhaps is a close 2nd
As a sleep resident, I approve this map.
You will truly never run out of ideas.
When rift drops the F-bomb in the first minute of the video, you know it's gonna be a good one
"whooooaaaa he said the frick word"
Ah uncle E, your like the dad I never had, thanks for looking after us for all these years ❤
This video’s removing troubling thoughts segment is so entertaining I tried not to fall asleep just to see them
My dude is the Jedi Master of ASMR.
Been watching your vids since 1987!!
-posted from my Sony Playstation 1
Id love another ASMR quest giver video like the first one you did, that one is one of my favorites!
Thank you Uncle E, now i can rest and sleep
Whew, thank Cthulhu!
My map for sleep
Get a shower
Get to bed
Get comfortable
Open phone
Put my ear phones
Open A Rift video
Go to sleep 💤
who tf showers before bed
@@pennylover1999clean people.
i shower in the morning when i wake up@@rafael3787
ER, I don't know what it was with the "Sound of your Thoughts" portion, but I was wide awake enjoying the video one moment and just absolutely knocked out the next. Gotta have that trigger again!
It's 3 in the morning and that stern dad face really gave me a guilty conscience. Thanks.
The intro made me chuckle, ngl
This is relaxing me so much. I would love a video where you pretend you are behind the person. When I was in school, I would get major, MAJOR tingles when the kid sitting in back of me would read under his breath.
My favourite ASMR artist ever!
had a pounding 12+ hour covid headache, was a nightmare. this video helped me fall asleep and now its gone. thank you Paul
I love this channel and community. Long time fan
As someone who is half eldritch abomination on my mother's side, i can read those runes for you. It says: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly...
thank you!
Bro that comment is PURE GOLD!
ER: Its time for you to go the f to sleep
Me: *goes to sleep*
This comment is using to much internet please edit as there isn’t enough to go around
@@rryan01 I am sorry and I truly understand your issue here but Im using the internet 2.0 and it seems to be using more space than the internet you're using on the planet you live. I would recommend contacting your ISP and change to version 2.0
The beginning was the perfect way to use running thumbnails for this 👌
"You must walk the path of pain." This sounds like something Friedrich Nietzche would get behind. A very smart man imo
I feel like Nietzche would get like a lot of your steps to sleeping. I really vibe with the steps too
The first 48 seconds of this video is exactly word by word what I tell myself every hour of the night. 😓
I’ve said it once and goddam I’ll say it again. There’s not a single conscious being on the planet that can match this man’s creativity
Excellent content as always ephemeral rift 👌
Correct!
It's uncanny how perfectly timed this was to my actual bedtime
rift swears so rarely its kind if off putting when he does 😂
Three GOATs 🐐🐐🐐
Bro said the fuck to sleep 😂 that shit had me so off guard I was damn near asleep, now I’m laughing 🤣
I don't know why it always makes me smile and laugh a bit when you cuss there's just something about it
That intro caught me way the hell off guard but im here for it
I don't think I've ever been told to go the fuck to sleep so aggressively and somehow gotten sleepy 😂
When he said, "It's time to go the fuck to sleep" I was caught off-guard and was laughing a good while
Keep up the good videos man
Would love to see the Cave of Agony! Lovely theme.
0:35 was not expecting that tbh 😂
I actually clicked on this video on accident last night, right after I told myself one more video for the 5th time. I went to bed and put my phone facedown next to my bed to listen to while falling asleep
Paul, I was very excited about the 'Paper Cups' section. It reminded me of the beginning of your May 20, 2016 video "Intro to Dungeons & Dragons (5e) Part 3" which is still one of my favorites, solely because of the first 10 minutes. Thanks for recycling some old, relaxing concepts. 🤘
kudos to you for even remembering that! i just know it's been awhile since i did the cups..
@@EphemeralRiftOne of the most relaxing ASMR vids imo, can't quite put my finger on it but all the sounds just hit the spot
@@EphemeralRift - Many of your older videos are expressive gold as you were just trying it out but you were naturally good at it. 'Oldie but Goodie'
Ok uncle E I guess I'll sleep now. Thanks for the help good sir.
I'm sorry, I got distracted by the sheep I was supposed to be counting! They were so colourful and the little hats they bad were so cute!
Thank you, haven't finished the video yet but am currently in bed with a fever and just can't sleep
Paper cups together!!!!! Best
i have just discovered you...why?? why?? your voice is amazing ...i wish i discovered your channel before😭😭😭
I hit this video at 4:30 AM : "Why are you still awake? Don't you know what time it is?" Damn I know it, that's why I came here in the first place.
holy shit the pillow patting was top tingles
God I've been sleeping with this man in my bedroom for a decade. Is this... is this love?
Its almost 6 am and i tune in to the video with ER asking why im still awake... Honestly , i do not know the answer to that question 😭
Sleep is the one piece that's the only logical explanation. I just hope that sleep doesn't end up being the friends we made along the way and not actual sleep.
I was so relaxed until "it's time... for you.. to go..... the FuCk.. to sleep" I busted out laughing it sounds so wrong hearing him cuss I love it 😂
Geeked up watching this, caught me off guard 😂
Your change in pfp does intrigue me. Is it a confirmation of mood polarity? It would be an inspiration if one of my favorite creators suffered the same plight as me an my family. Godspeed uncle E
it is whatever you want it to be!
@@EphemeralRift Perhaps I'm just too Gen Z but it looks like a reference to that one Breaking Bad meme lol
This hits different after working out in the morning
Came to sleep.
Left with magic.
Bout time we got a map. I can't even count how many floors in Arkham I've traversed, or if I was even there at all, in search of a way out of reality and into that fancy schmancy sleep place.
Haven't seen you play a game in a while. I would enjoy another rush hour or map drawing episode.
This video I will always relate to, when I know i need to be sleep I will forever play this and I respond to it like he’s actually talking to me 😂
I sure like embarking on a journey to sleep, as I stare at the monitor waiting for said journey to end so I can peacefully slumber
Yes, I know what time it is. Thats why Im here...
Thanks for the instructions, funny beard man.
I love having the new profile pic watermark staring at me in the bottom right while I’m attempting to sleep
It's nearly 5am, I got school tomorrow but I am awake watching invincible😭 I shall sleep now
One of these days I want to see you follow up one of your trademark “just a moment”s by wheeling a full sized whiteboard into frame from offscreen
Do I need to roll the exact number to sleep or can I roll above and still go to sleep?
At first I thought you were gonna be reading the book with how you you said “go to fucking sleep” 😂
Even Rift falls asleep to his own content for a moment at 47:35. XD (He blinks in a way that makes it look like he is sleeping). I know this because I paused in a convenient time.
Guiding others to a treasure i can not possess
Thank you for the video papa rift
As a resident of the Rift since the days of Manly ASMR, some 9 years ago. I approve of this message. As does my cat, aka the eldritch being.
Oh, comments are on now...I got here within 1 minute of this video being posted and couldn't comment 😂 Now I can so I just wanted to say thank you for this video, Paul. ❤
yeah for some reason i had comments disabled! lol
@@EphemeralRift lol re watching this vid now hehe
It's 5:20am I deserve to watch this video
0:36 😂😂 go the f*** to sleep...👌👌👌
I would so buy a pillowcase of the Elder gods.
All this is boring to me BUT when it comes to ephemeral rift , it’s just amazing 💪🏼
Your creativity is a source of inspiration! 🌟 Thanks for sharing your talent with us.
Dear Uncle E,
I have encountered a problem.
Wishing to change the filling of the eldritch pillow, since I prefer a special, extra soft foundation for my thought-factory, I have turned the casing inside out.
To my suprise, inside was a primordial horror beyond mortal comprehension that existed outside our frail concepts of space and time.
Now released by mine Hand, it is corroding the very foundation of reality as I know it, creating a mealstrom of infinity time vortexes that threaten to erase all of existence, including my bed, blanket and pillow.
Have you perhaps any advice for me in my predicament?
It is getting quite late and I have some early appointments tomorrow, for which I wish to be well rested.
Already offered it peanuts but does not quite seem to do the trick.
Sincerely, ToeMissileWarrior.
I love hes videos they are so creative hope he does more 💖
After your Caddle Decapitation Vid, i suggest "Fit For An Autopsy." Specifically the song Black Mammoth. Its about the death of Native land.