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On the lifeguard note its important to remember that anybody can become unwell while in the water. Never think its safe to swim alone just because you can swim.
I will gladly talk about cats domesticating themselves - it was convenient to be near humans, to catch mice, and then humans petted kittens and those kittens grew up to live inside. Also, those kittens meowed, humans responded, thus they kept meowing. Further generations of kittens observed their mother meowing, so learned to meow at humans.
12:55 you know how when you block a hose of running water and then let the block go because you can't hold it up anymore? yeah you'll just end up killing more people because of the built up energy
Hey man, life is currently going down the gutter due to family problems, so I really appreciate the daily videos and funny memes. Helps forget for a little bit, you know
ngl i dont. i like him reading in a chill voice it makes him very fun to listen to. It gives his channel a very unique identity. The over-enthusiasm in other channels sounds fake and annoying the commentary on each meme makes me wanna skip 5 seconds (it annoys me most of the time tho which makes vaazkl's comments actually fun since it happens rarely). but to each their own.
Tbh no, his voice now sounds more relaxed and less forced like he actually cares about the content compared to his older voice. And it also differentiates him from most other commentary channels that use a highly enthusiastic voice jus to get more viewer attention.
@@RussiaForScale it doesnt really sound like he's putting more effort into reading because of the slow, monotone voice and its not like he used to go whacker mcspazatron on the old videos and speedrun every meme, it's just he sounded like he was actually reading the memes and commenting on them instead of just not acknowledging what it means
something about these videos always make me so happy and relaxed. it's always makes my day just a bit better when a new video is posted. love the videos dude, keep up the great work :)
The Olympic lifeguards are there because swimmers will literally swim themselves to death. It’s actually happened several times, not just at the Olympic level. Moderately elite swimmers have exceptional pain and fatigue tolerance, due to the fact that they train themselves to work at peak performance with as little oxygen as possible. Sometimes, your body shuts down, and you just kinda drown. Still a super fun sport though!
You'd still need lifeguards in case an Olympic swimmer had a heart attack or broke their leg or something, or just became too exhausted to finish the lap. Those athletes push themselves insanely hard, I have to imagine there'd be medical emergencies to worry about.
The Olympics lifeguard isn't actually as useless as the meme says. Look up Eric the Eel. I'm pretty sure he's the reason they have to have a lifeguard next to the Olympic pool
12:51 If anything this will make the situation a thousand times worse; when erupting, a bunch of pressure is exploding everywhere, and it MUST find a way out, it cannot just be blocked. So either that cement is going to be launched 5,000 ft in the sky with both rubble and lava raining down, or the lava will spew out the sides instead, creating a more far-reaching and direct spray of lava
RE: PIZZA DELIVERY BEFORE GPS - I delivered pizzas before there was GPS. It was no big deal. You can either view me as a god, or realize how little you know about how to do things when they aren't done for you.
12:57 the volcano would either blast right through it, or explode and cause a massive shockwave, causing even more deaths, kinda like mount st. helens.
They say the lifeguard is useless but they're not, if the swimmer gets a cramp they could potentially drown, there are also other things that could happen but from what I know cramps are the most likely- you could also suffer an injury and not be able to keep yourself afloat.
For any of you that are wondering, the coaster at 7:16 is a hyper coaster model developed and manufactured by the well known and respected rollercoaster company Bolliger and Mabillard or (B&M). The coaster is probably Nitro at Six Flags Great Adventure
The Olympic lifeguard is so useless they almost let 2 people drown The only reason they didn’t was because the Australians cheered at them 2000 olympic swimming was crazy for the contestants from Equatorial Guinea
12:59 it would cause a massive explosion as the pressure increases and once it explodes it would be raining molten rock and super hot tiny ash particles that become concrete in your lungs.
bro i got so confused about the mr bean one for a second but when i searched it up i realised, the irl mr bean show is 15 episodes. The one we grew up watching was 150 lmao got so scared fr.
I like how nobody has pointed out that at 1:47, that’s the staff of Hermes, the god of thieves, not the staff of Apollo, the god of healing(in Ancient Greek mythology)
For those wondering, the pool table in Beat It doesn't have holes cause it's not a pool table, it's carom billiards table, also known as french billiards.
It's funny that so many people don't realize that without paying for health insurance they'd be paying so much more for any medical expenses they end up occurring. That's basically all it is, if you're healthy you're throwing money at the future so that if something does get messed up taking care of if will be (possibly) affordable.
1 subscribe and like = 1 meme (not really) hope you are having a great day what did u have for lunch today?
i had pizza rolls. nothing special
french toast and berries because i have four loafs of bread and a gallon of milk that i wanted to use. hope u have a great day/night too :)
Spaghetti with lots of cheese 🧀
Went to a restaurant and had chicken
I had no lunch. (It’s morning for me)
On the lifeguard note its important to remember that anybody can become unwell while in the water. Never think its safe to swim alone just because you can swim.
Exactly, like what if someone gets a heart attack
i completely agree
Like, severe muscle cramps, passing out, first episode seizure...
I don't know if it's ok mocking such an important job... 😐
Yeah I was wondering if that was a joke. It's a pool nigga you can still drown in it
I love how the German guy managed to get 3 states right, guessed some of the others, and then gave up at the end to write random bullshit.
Dudes voice makes the memes so much better, he’s so chill. We should thank him for making content for us every day, we love you VaazkL ❤
true
@@guy4368 then don’t watch
@@guy4368 just saying don’t spread negativity around
@@guy4368 do you know how to keep them to yourself
@@guy4368 you know what you win 💀
Dudes needs to collab with Morgan freeman, they both have that smooth narration that you don’t get tired of
Cool, best of luck figuring out talking Morgan Freeman into collab with him
Bro stop commenting
@@hod1802 stop liking your own comment
@@hod1802 he just made 2 different comments about 2 different things...
Holy shit, not only is Morgan actually 86 but he has 3 OLDER siblings!!!
ain't nothing wrong with an olympics lifeguard
people DO get hurt during competitions, and incidents CAN still occur
12:50 😂I just cant stop laughing. when u actually pause to read it, it gets SO much better. 😂
11:59 that was so unnecessarily cute🥰
For real the mimimimi . Omg
12:49 i love the “west virginia mountian mama take me home OHIO”
Why is this guys voice so calm even if he says the funniest things. I love theese vids
I was already laughing but when you started to snore the air left my *body*
thanks for making this content dude
The "Eat the stars" one shows two Tumblr legends in action together. It's interesting to see Pukicho and Gaud on the same thread.
I will gladly talk about cats domesticating themselves - it was convenient to be near humans, to catch mice, and then humans petted kittens and those kittens grew up to live inside. Also, those kittens meowed, humans responded, thus they kept meowing. Further generations of kittens observed their mother meowing, so learned to meow at humans.
1:44 as a fellow artist this one is painfully real and happens a concerning amount of times out of 10
11:26 i will vote for this man when he runs for president
11:05
Me: Congrats "on" your baby
For the olympic life guard: The competitor might pass out so they do be there for a reason.
12:55 you know how when you block a hose of running water and then let the block go because you can't hold it up anymore? yeah you'll just end up killing more people because of the built up energy
See also: Vesuvius 79ad; Krakatoa 1883ad; Tarawera 1886ad.........
1:24 +100 damage +50 introvert -50 year to live
At least the lifeguard gets paid for being useless
5:11 the answer is 87, the numbers are upside down
"everything fell apart after second grade"
Covid: "no kidding"
Olympic lifeguards are there incase something goes wrong with a swimmer, like a cramp which could stop their ability to swim.
Hey man, life is currently going down the gutter due to family problems, so I really appreciate the daily videos and funny memes. Helps forget for a little bit, you know
does anyone else miss when he was way more enthusiastic while reading these? he would often comment on the memes and just sound more upbeat than now
Yep…
ngl i dont. i like him reading in a chill voice it makes him very fun to listen to. It gives his channel a very unique identity. The over-enthusiasm in other channels sounds fake and annoying the commentary on each meme makes me wanna skip 5 seconds (it annoys me most of the time tho which makes vaazkl's comments actually fun since it happens rarely). but to each their own.
Tbh no, his voice now sounds more relaxed and less forced like he actually cares about the content compared to his older voice. And it also differentiates him from most other commentary channels that use a highly enthusiastic voice jus to get more viewer attention.
No
@@RussiaForScale it doesnt really sound like he's putting more effort into reading because of the slow, monotone voice
and its not like he used to go whacker mcspazatron on the old videos and speedrun every meme, it's just he sounded like he was actually reading the memes and commenting on them instead of just not acknowledging what it means
something about these videos always make me so happy and relaxed. it's always makes my day just a bit better when a new video is posted. love the videos dude, keep up the great work :)
I had my period at 10 years old and I was so calm, I didn’t panic or get angry. Not even a little
The Olympic lifeguards are there because swimmers will literally swim themselves to death. It’s actually happened several times, not just at the Olympic level. Moderately elite swimmers have exceptional pain and fatigue tolerance, due to the fact that they train themselves to work at peak performance with as little oxygen as possible. Sometimes, your body shuts down, and you just kinda drown. Still a super fun sport though!
2:50 friendly fire will not be tolerated
10:12 this guy foul af for that
6:29 RIGHT HERE EXISTING
12:44 this is why I ask about pets instead of kids. Besides, you don't need to have kids or even be in a relationship
2:07 a bucket to get the water because I need a way to survive on the island
13:54 Let's multiply.
“Divide both”
Thank you Vaazkl for all that you do for us. We really appreciate it 🙏❤
These are indeed memes for me
These are gold
The "He gave me a thumbs down instead of the middle finger and somehow I feel more hurt" is like your mom saying "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed"
yo dude, as an imaginary human, i love this
11:58😂 O M G!
16:35 that’s just depressing man… but really, it’s accurate
9:36 meanwhile slovene taxes: you owe us 51 euros, pay at this website.
6:50 my man, she's asking security questions 🤣🤣
12:48 was absolutely glorious. A true representation of the limbo that is the US Political Map.
You'd still need lifeguards in case an Olympic swimmer had a heart attack or broke their leg or something, or just became too exhausted to finish the lap. Those athletes push themselves insanely hard, I have to imagine there'd be medical emergencies to worry about.
The Olympics lifeguard isn't actually as useless as the meme says. Look up Eric the Eel. I'm pretty sure he's the reason they have to have a lifeguard next to the Olympic pool
thank you for this.
the car is not parked on any number because you can see that there's no yellow box under it, as opposed to every other spot
12:51 If anything this will make the situation a thousand times worse; when erupting, a bunch of pressure is exploding everywhere, and it MUST find a way out, it cannot just be blocked. So either that cement is going to be launched 5,000 ft in the sky with both rubble and lava raining down, or the lava will spew out the sides instead, creating a more far-reaching and direct spray of lava
0:39 the person who made this meme just violated that poor lifeguard
8:29
This guy spent to long on the Olive Garden app. 😂
13:57
I’m going to sleep.
When he went “honk shoo shoo shoo shoo honk mimimimi” I felt that on a whole different level😢😔
His fake snores are the ultimate in meme-recital comedy
2:41 You guys *know* who I'm going to say. 😉😏 Robin Williams as the Genie in Aladdin. C'mon, TOO OBVIOUS!!
RE: PIZZA DELIVERY BEFORE GPS - I delivered pizzas before there was GPS. It was no big deal. You can either view me as a god, or realize how little you know about how to do things when they aren't done for you.
8:13 That's because it's a billiards table, not a pool table.
8:18 as a boy I wouldn't blame her either
12:30 D, because cheetos puffs currently are, always have been, and always will be the king.
Yes
A almost won. But I like Coke better than Pepsi.
12:57 the volcano would either blast right through it, or explode and cause a massive shockwave, causing even more deaths, kinda like mount st. helens.
Or the cement would, you know, melt, because lava is f'ing molten rock.
3:50 bull! i would of been dead along time ago!
Can confirm these are memes for me
Internet existed in the 90s, it was kind of crap but it existed and we could still play video games then.
0.56 my guy thought he can watch the sunset except getting pulled over by a cop car.
14:03 I don’t know if Symbols count but changing the R in SLAYER into an exclamation mark would make some sort of Spanish looking abomination
The german guys map is great i can't stop laughing
12:48 okay that got a chuckle out of me, you got close with Ohio there buddy
Well Anyone Who make that 'Olympic Lifeguard' might never Heard 'Swimming Cramp'
7:49 Fr tho this is so true
Also 12:05 imagine having to pay for healthcare 🙃
VaazkL has top tier memes
They say the lifeguard is useless but they're not, if the swimmer gets a cramp they could potentially drown, there are also other things that could happen but from what I know cramps are the most likely- you could also suffer an injury and not be able to keep yourself afloat.
I don't care about being a lifeguard of Olympics, they pay him for doing nothing, that's a new life goal
For any of you that are wondering, the coaster at 7:16 is a hyper coaster model developed and manufactured by the well known and respected rollercoaster company Bolliger and Mabillard or (B&M). The coaster is probably Nitro at Six Flags Great Adventure
The Olympic lifeguard is so useless they almost let 2 people drown
The only reason they didn’t was because the Australians cheered at them
2000 olympic swimming was crazy for the contestants from Equatorial Guinea
I'm going to guess the reason they have lifeguards is that they didn't have them at first and one day they needed one.
12:59 it would cause a massive explosion as the pressure increases and once it explodes it would be raining molten rock and super hot tiny ash particles that become concrete in your lungs.
Why are my favriotes a person reacting to a person reacting to a meme. Ah we have failed as a generation 🤣
1:53
I mean
Mother:you live with someone you love
Wife:you live with someone you love
*s i e n s e*
these are infact memes for me
I wouldn't jump from a plane if it was IN the ground.
0:56 13542 doesn't work because only 1 and 2 meet with 4 and 5 is not one of them, 13524 will work.
3:06 bro roasted abhishek bachchan so bad that i genuinely felt bad for him .
Mans a genius
bro i got so confused about the mr bean one for a second but when i searched it up i realised, the irl mr bean show is 15 episodes. The one we grew up watching was 150 lmao got so scared fr.
15:26
House of Memories
11:30 I was actually horrified when a kid imitated a fake phone and I didn’t understand because fake phones look like 🤙
Memes for me? How nice!
6:24 still doing it, nothing can stop me.
The olympics lifeguard is there to get people out of the water if they have a medical emergency
I like how nobody has pointed out that at 1:47, that’s the staff of Hermes, the god of thieves, not the staff of Apollo, the god of healing(in Ancient Greek mythology)
0:38 imagine thinking a lifeguard at a swimming event is useless 🙄🙄🙄
Right?? Like, there’s so many things that could go wrong that a life guard would be needed for.
@@BerriMura exactly, they might be professionals, but that doesn’t make them immune from things going wrong
3:20 my friends baby picture look like that.
12:54 because
1: the cement isn't strong enough to stop a volcanic eruption
2: and if it was, then the rest of the mountain would blow up
11:59 This is an amazing noise lol
Also 12:33 Yes, that is the correct answer
For those wondering, the pool table in Beat It doesn't have holes cause it's not a pool table, it's carom billiards table, also known as french billiards.
the skittles look even better to eat
I love all the Kansas? On the map
in both a math class and the bed you can say Ms Jonson slow down
Bruh and Olympic life guard is not useless.
what if a swimmer has a stroke
This is good
12:06 yeah free healthcare is better because you have to wait a year to treat your illness which gives you a month to live
It's funny that so many people don't realize that without paying for health insurance they'd be paying so much more for any medical expenses they end up occurring. That's basically all it is, if you're healthy you're throwing money at the future so that if something does get messed up taking care of if will be (possibly) affordable.
2:03 a duffel bag full of stuff
The blurred bowl for the first meme is “weed smoker”
10:23 this person was in the video two times in a row
Everyone talking about the lifeguard meme and no one talking about the girl that asked password security questions to the guy she wanted to "date"