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On the lifeguard note its important to remember that anybody can become unwell while in the water. Never think its safe to swim alone just because you can swim.
12:55 you know how when you block a hose of running water and then let the block go because you can't hold it up anymore? yeah you'll just end up killing more people because of the built up energy
I will gladly talk about cats domesticating themselves - it was convenient to be near humans, to catch mice, and then humans petted kittens and those kittens grew up to live inside. Also, those kittens meowed, humans responded, thus they kept meowing. Further generations of kittens observed their mother meowing, so learned to meow at humans.
something about these videos always make me so happy and relaxed. it's always makes my day just a bit better when a new video is posted. love the videos dude, keep up the great work :)
ngl i dont. i like him reading in a chill voice it makes him very fun to listen to. It gives his channel a very unique identity. The over-enthusiasm in other channels sounds fake and annoying the commentary on each meme makes me wanna skip 5 seconds (it annoys me most of the time tho which makes vaazkl's comments actually fun since it happens rarely). but to each their own.
Tbh no, his voice now sounds more relaxed and less forced like he actually cares about the content compared to his older voice. And it also differentiates him from most other commentary channels that use a highly enthusiastic voice jus to get more viewer attention.
@@RussiaForScale it doesnt really sound like he's putting more effort into reading because of the slow, monotone voice and its not like he used to go whacker mcspazatron on the old videos and speedrun every meme, it's just he sounded like he was actually reading the memes and commenting on them instead of just not acknowledging what it means
Hey man, life is currently going down the gutter due to family problems, so I really appreciate the daily videos and funny memes. Helps forget for a little bit, you know
The Olympic lifeguards are there because swimmers will literally swim themselves to death. It’s actually happened several times, not just at the Olympic level. Moderately elite swimmers have exceptional pain and fatigue tolerance, due to the fact that they train themselves to work at peak performance with as little oxygen as possible. Sometimes, your body shuts down, and you just kinda drown. Still a super fun sport though!
The Olympics lifeguard isn't actually as useless as the meme says. Look up Eric the Eel. I'm pretty sure he's the reason they have to have a lifeguard next to the Olympic pool
8:07 I work at an airport. It's extraordinarily easy to find out if somebody's picked up the incorrect baggage, and it happens accidentally on a regular basis because people don't check their bag tags (which we always advise). You'd have to be an idiot to deliberately take a bag that doesn't belong to you with the amount of security cameras that will be watching you at all times.
You'd still need lifeguards in case an Olympic swimmer had a heart attack or broke their leg or something, or just became too exhausted to finish the lap. Those athletes push themselves insanely hard, I have to imagine there'd be medical emergencies to worry about.
12:57 the volcano would either blast right through it, or explode and cause a massive shockwave, causing even more deaths, kinda like mount st. helens.
It's funny that so many people don't realize that without paying for health insurance they'd be paying so much more for any medical expenses they end up occurring. That's basically all it is, if you're healthy you're throwing money at the future so that if something does get messed up taking care of if will be (possibly) affordable.
I believe the life guards are there if a swimmer passes out during a race. You see how fast they go, how much energy would that need. Especially 100 or short course 50. The Turning of the tumble turn might make blood rush to the he and also manu short coarse 100 with 3 tumble turns will make them will dizzy. But what do I know! Not like I’m training for the swimming parts of the Olympics! Hahahaha…. But really I don’t know so this is just a Theorie, A OLYMPIC THERIE.
12:51 If anything this will make the situation a thousand times worse; when erupting, a bunch of pressure is exploding everywhere, and it MUST find a way out, it cannot just be blocked. So either that cement is going to be launched 5,000 ft in the sky with both rubble and lava raining down, or the lava will spew out the sides instead, creating a more far-reaching and direct spray of lava
I like how nobody has pointed out that at 1:47, that’s the staff of Hermes, the god of thieves, not the staff of Apollo, the god of healing(in Ancient Greek mythology)
RE: PIZZA DELIVERY BEFORE GPS - I delivered pizzas before there was GPS. It was no big deal. You can either view me as a god, or realize how little you know about how to do things when they aren't done for you.
bro i got so confused about the mr bean one for a second but when i searched it up i realised, the irl mr bean show is 15 episodes. The one we grew up watching was 150 lmao got so scared fr.
They say the lifeguard is useless but they're not, if the swimmer gets a cramp they could potentially drown, there are also other things that could happen but from what I know cramps are the most likely- you could also suffer an injury and not be able to keep yourself afloat.
1 subscribe and like = 1 meme (not really) hope you are having a great day what did u have for lunch today?
i had pizza rolls. nothing special
french toast and berries because i have four loafs of bread and a gallon of milk that i wanted to use. hope u have a great day/night too :)
Spaghetti with lots of cheese 🧀
Went to a restaurant and had chicken
I had no lunch. (It’s morning for me)
On the lifeguard note its important to remember that anybody can become unwell while in the water. Never think its safe to swim alone just because you can swim.
Exactly, like what if someone gets a heart attack
i completely agree
Like, severe muscle cramps, passing out, first episode seizure...
I don't know if it's ok mocking such an important job... 😐
Yeah I was wondering if that was a joke. It's a pool nigga you can still drown in it
I love how the German guy managed to get 3 states right, guessed some of the others, and then gave up at the end to write random bullshit.
Dudes voice makes the memes so much better, he’s so chill. We should thank him for making content for us every day, we love you VaazkL ❤
true
@@guy4368 then don’t watch
@@guy4368 just saying don’t spread negativity around
@@guy4368 do you know how to keep them to yourself
@@guy4368 you know what you win 💀
ain't nothing wrong with an olympics lifeguard
people DO get hurt during competitions, and incidents CAN still occur
Dudes needs to collab with Morgan freeman, they both have that smooth narration that you don’t get tired of
Cool, best of luck figuring out talking Morgan Freeman into collab with him
Bro stop commenting
@@hod1802 stop liking your own comment
@@hod1802 he just made 2 different comments about 2 different things...
Holy shit, not only is Morgan actually 86 but he has 3 OLDER siblings!!!
11:59 that was so unnecessarily cute🥰
For real the mimimimi . Omg
12:55 you know how when you block a hose of running water and then let the block go because you can't hold it up anymore? yeah you'll just end up killing more people because of the built up energy
See also: Vesuvius 79ad; Krakatoa 1883ad; Tarawera 1886ad.........
10:12 this guy foul af for that
11:05
Me: Congrats "on" your baby
1:44 as a fellow artist this one is painfully real and happens a concerning amount of times out of 10
11:26 i will vote for this man when he runs for president
13:54 Let's multiply.
“Divide both”
5:11 the answer is 87, the numbers are upside down
The "Eat the stars" one shows two Tumblr legends in action together. It's interesting to see Pukicho and Gaud on the same thread.
I will gladly talk about cats domesticating themselves - it was convenient to be near humans, to catch mice, and then humans petted kittens and those kittens grew up to live inside. Also, those kittens meowed, humans responded, thus they kept meowing. Further generations of kittens observed their mother meowing, so learned to meow at humans.
6:29 RIGHT HERE EXISTING
Why is this guys voice so calm even if he says the funniest things. I love theese vids
2:50 friendly fire will not be tolerated
8:18 as a boy I wouldn't blame her either
I was already laughing but when you started to snore the air left my *body*
thanks for making this content dude
Olympic lifeguards are there incase something goes wrong with a swimmer, like a cramp which could stop their ability to swim.
12:50 😂I just cant stop laughing. when u actually pause to read it, it gets SO much better. 😂
2:07 a bucket to get the water because I need a way to survive on the island
something about these videos always make me so happy and relaxed. it's always makes my day just a bit better when a new video is posted. love the videos dude, keep up the great work :)
For the olympic life guard: The competitor might pass out so they do be there for a reason.
12:49 i love the “west virginia mountian mama take me home OHIO”
does anyone else miss when he was way more enthusiastic while reading these? he would often comment on the memes and just sound more upbeat than now
Yep…
ngl i dont. i like him reading in a chill voice it makes him very fun to listen to. It gives his channel a very unique identity. The over-enthusiasm in other channels sounds fake and annoying the commentary on each meme makes me wanna skip 5 seconds (it annoys me most of the time tho which makes vaazkl's comments actually fun since it happens rarely). but to each their own.
Tbh no, his voice now sounds more relaxed and less forced like he actually cares about the content compared to his older voice. And it also differentiates him from most other commentary channels that use a highly enthusiastic voice jus to get more viewer attention.
No
@@RussiaForScale it doesnt really sound like he's putting more effort into reading because of the slow, monotone voice
and its not like he used to go whacker mcspazatron on the old videos and speedrun every meme, it's just he sounded like he was actually reading the memes and commenting on them instead of just not acknowledging what it means
"everything fell apart after second grade"
Covid: "no kidding"
1:24 +100 damage +50 introvert -50 year to live
Hey man, life is currently going down the gutter due to family problems, so I really appreciate the daily videos and funny memes. Helps forget for a little bit, you know
9:36 meanwhile slovene taxes: you owe us 51 euros, pay at this website.
The Olympic lifeguards are there because swimmers will literally swim themselves to death. It’s actually happened several times, not just at the Olympic level. Moderately elite swimmers have exceptional pain and fatigue tolerance, due to the fact that they train themselves to work at peak performance with as little oxygen as possible. Sometimes, your body shuts down, and you just kinda drown. Still a super fun sport though!
The Olympics lifeguard isn't actually as useless as the meme says. Look up Eric the Eel. I'm pretty sure he's the reason they have to have a lifeguard next to the Olympic pool
12:30 D, because cheetos puffs currently are, always have been, and always will be the king.
Yes
A almost won. But I like Coke better than Pepsi.
8:13 That's because it's a billiards table, not a pool table.
12:44 this is why I ask about pets instead of kids. Besides, you don't need to have kids or even be in a relationship
3:50 bull! i would of been dead along time ago!
8:07
I work at an airport. It's extraordinarily easy to find out if somebody's picked up the incorrect baggage, and it happens accidentally on a regular basis because people don't check their bag tags (which we always advise). You'd have to be an idiot to deliberately take a bag that doesn't belong to you with the amount of security cameras that will be watching you at all times.
How tf they get Arkansas but not New York?? 12:51
Bc ny is stuffed in that crampy thingy up there.
Well Anyone Who make that 'Olympic Lifeguard' might never Heard 'Swimming Cramp'
10:23 this person was in the video two times in a row
These are indeed memes for me
At least the lifeguard gets paid for being useless
6:50 my man, she's asking security questions 🤣🤣
12:48 was absolutely glorious. A true representation of the limbo that is the US Political Map.
15:26
House of Memories
3:20 my friends baby picture look like that.
9:00 NAAAAH THATS FOUL BUT TAYLOR DOES DESERVE IT
14:03 I don’t know if Symbols count but changing the R in SLAYER into an exclamation mark would make some sort of Spanish looking abomination
0:56 13542 doesn't work because only 1 and 2 meet with 4 and 5 is not one of them, 13524 will work.
I had my period at 10 years old and I was so calm, I didn’t panic or get angry. Not even a little
12:48 okay that got a chuckle out of me, you got close with Ohio there buddy
You'd still need lifeguards in case an Olympic swimmer had a heart attack or broke their leg or something, or just became too exhausted to finish the lap. Those athletes push themselves insanely hard, I have to imagine there'd be medical emergencies to worry about.
Thank you Vaazkl for all that you do for us. We really appreciate it 🙏❤
8:29
This guy spent to long on the Olive Garden app. 😂
13:57
I’m going to sleep.
6:03 in slovenia, this si normal.
12:57 the volcano would either blast right through it, or explode and cause a massive shockwave, causing even more deaths, kinda like mount st. helens.
Or the cement would, you know, melt, because lava is f'ing molten rock.
11:58😂 O M G!
16:35 that’s just depressing man… but really, it’s accurate
0.56 my guy thought he can watch the sunset except getting pulled over by a cop car.
6:24 still doing it, nothing can stop me.
thank you for this.
3:06 bro roasted abhishek bachchan so bad that i genuinely felt bad for him .
12:06 yeah free healthcare is better because you have to wait a year to treat your illness which gives you a month to live
It's funny that so many people don't realize that without paying for health insurance they'd be paying so much more for any medical expenses they end up occurring. That's basically all it is, if you're healthy you're throwing money at the future so that if something does get messed up taking care of if will be (possibly) affordable.
Why are my favriotes a person reacting to a person reacting to a meme. Ah we have failed as a generation 🤣
The german guys map is great i can't stop laughing
Can confirm these are memes for me
I believe the life guards are there if a swimmer passes out during a race. You see how fast they go, how much energy would that need. Especially 100 or short course 50. The Turning of the tumble turn might make blood rush to the he and also manu short coarse 100 with 3 tumble turns will make them will dizzy.
But what do I know! Not like I’m training for the swimming parts of the Olympics! Hahahaha…. But really I don’t know so this is just a Theorie, A OLYMPIC THERIE.
These are gold
5:10 the car is on the number 58 for anyone wanting to know
yo dude, as an imaginary human, i love this
0:38 imagine thinking a lifeguard at a swimming event is useless 🙄🙄🙄
Right?? Like, there’s so many things that could go wrong that a life guard would be needed for.
@@BerriMura exactly, they might be professionals, but that doesn’t make them immune from things going wrong
0:00 them Christians' racking bro up
As me I can confirm this title is accurate
2:03 a duffel bag full of stuff
16:18 um excuse me? What joke?
She’s saying that he looks like her first husband because she wants to marry him so he’d be her first
god damn why is this so hard lol
When he went “honk shoo shoo shoo shoo honk mimimimi” I felt that on a whole different level😢😔
His fake snores are the ultimate in meme-recital comedy
12:51 If anything this will make the situation a thousand times worse; when erupting, a bunch of pressure is exploding everywhere, and it MUST find a way out, it cannot just be blocked. So either that cement is going to be launched 5,000 ft in the sky with both rubble and lava raining down, or the lava will spew out the sides instead, creating a more far-reaching and direct spray of lava
2:41 You guys *know* who I'm going to say. 😉😏 Robin Williams as the Genie in Aladdin. C'mon, TOO OBVIOUS!!
1:03 it's because the plastic
3:55 is good to know
these are infact memes for me
The "He gave me a thumbs down instead of the middle finger and somehow I feel more hurt" is like your mom saying "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed"
1:09 That's literally ghosting.
13:46 It’s 10.
4:16 All John Wick movies
I love all the Kansas? On the map
I like how nobody has pointed out that at 1:47, that’s the staff of Hermes, the god of thieves, not the staff of Apollo, the god of healing(in Ancient Greek mythology)
0:39 the person who made this meme just violated that poor lifeguard
11:30 I was actually horrified when a kid imitated a fake phone and I didn’t understand because fake phones look like 🤙
RE: PIZZA DELIVERY BEFORE GPS - I delivered pizzas before there was GPS. It was no big deal. You can either view me as a god, or realize how little you know about how to do things when they aren't done for you.
the car is not parked on any number because you can see that there's no yellow box under it, as opposed to every other spot
Tf how do you do 13452 it makes no sense how do you go from 5 to 4 in a straight line
bro i got so confused about the mr bean one for a second but when i searched it up i realised, the irl mr bean show is 15 episodes. The one we grew up watching was 150 lmao got so scared fr.
11:59 This is an amazing noise lol
Also 12:33 Yes, that is the correct answer
As you, I can confirm these are memes
They say the lifeguard is useless but they're not, if the swimmer gets a cramp they could potentially drown, there are also other things that could happen but from what I know cramps are the most likely- you could also suffer an injury and not be able to keep yourself afloat.
12:54 because
1: the cement isn't strong enough to stop a volcanic eruption
2: and if it was, then the rest of the mountain would blow up
7:49 Fr tho this is so true
Also 12:05 imagine having to pay for healthcare 🙃
The Olympic lifeguards are for if someone has a heart attack or smth