Memes Girls Will Understand

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  • Memes Girls Will Understand
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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  ปีที่แล้ว +272

    highly requested after all the guys memes videos, if this video does well, ill make another one

    • @pk_BS
      @pk_BS ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hi

    • @anthonyplaysgames1125
      @anthonyplaysgames1125 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi I’m 2nd

    • @frostandfire7164
      @frostandfire7164 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      World dictators meme compilation when?

    • @user-td4ni4io1p
      @user-td4ni4io1p ปีที่แล้ว

      niceeeeeee

    • @pepper5103
      @pepper5103 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@frostandfire7164 wait this man is right vaaz you gotta listen to him

  • @wakuwakusonicpartolcar
    @wakuwakusonicpartolcar ปีที่แล้ว +990

    we need a “memes nobody will understand”

    • @MonoPulse179
      @MonoPulse179 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes!

    • @RowletRissoto
      @RowletRissoto ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So i’ll understand it

    • @norM_ystical
      @norM_ystical ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah!
      Not even just surreal, imo. Just BS such as "These MFs never failing to ruin ur Friday night plans 😂" and it's some photo of some contraption, simple enough to pass as an everyday common item, but complex enough to not resemble ANYTHING that ANYONE uses EVER

    • @The_S1ug303
      @The_S1ug303 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is perfect also no one unlike or like this comment please it is super perfect rn

    • @rebelsleighter
      @rebelsleighter ปีที่แล้ว +1

      REAL

  • @fallschannel4331
    @fallschannel4331 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    I sent this to my sister and she completely understand

    • @jumb0juice327
      @jumb0juice327 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You watched, and then your sister watched a 15 min video in 3 minutes? Very interesting

    • @fallschannel4331
      @fallschannel4331 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @James-MichaelRobinson no I sent it to my sister and she said oh I understand

    • @fallschannel4331
      @fallschannel4331 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jumb0juice327 I send it to my sister and she said oh I understand

    • @microvideogame8169
      @microvideogame8169 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@fallschannel4331Your Grammer is ironic I don't understand the way you put understand and not understood

    • @fragilefeelings32
      @fragilefeelings32 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@microvideogame8169 he's stating what she said "oh I understand"

  • @mtb_prodigy4856
    @mtb_prodigy4856 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    As a guy, I can confirm that women do not make sense, but make killer meme content

    • @bottlemanepic3781
      @bottlemanepic3781 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      As a guy, i completely agree with this statement

    • @jacksylander
      @jacksylander ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ​@@bottlemanepic3781as a guy, I second this

    • @aistieramusic
      @aistieramusic ปีที่แล้ว +66

      As a woman, I can confirm that this works the other way around as well.

    • @Vitalsyx
      @Vitalsyx ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jacksylander I second your seconded comment.

    • @thatoneidiotcurrentlyliving
      @thatoneidiotcurrentlyliving ปีที่แล้ว +53

      as a representative of the female gender commonly referred to as women, I can confirm that women, as well as most males, make little to no sense to my human mind. but, alas, I do find their banter quite humorous, for most homosapiens are not very intellectual. the male gender (commonly known as men) are also rather similar regarding the sense that they make and the amount of memes that can be sprung forth from their banter and antics.

  • @rebelsleighter
    @rebelsleighter ปีที่แล้ว +51

    fun fact: women can actually differentiate among different colors better than men :)

    • @riftryn
      @riftryn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Yes! And men can see faster objects easier than women. Also color blindness is more prominent in men too

    • @Whatthewhat927
      @Whatthewhat927 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@riftrynwomen also have better olfactory senses like the ability to distinguish between different scents, so its sorta similar between the two

    • @TheAceCorporation
      @TheAceCorporation 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well clearly. It took me seconds to realise that those nails were very clearly different colours. The men just aren’t looking hard enough 😂

    • @froghaven
      @froghaven 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      More cone

  • @jellyweed9137
    @jellyweed9137 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    As a female I can confirm that we like to have attention when we have mood swings ( most of the time ) and I can also confirm that we enjoy mac and cheese.

    • @slipperywhale2167
      @slipperywhale2167 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what does most of the time mean 😭😭

    • @N95j
      @N95j ปีที่แล้ว +13

      mac and chesse is the best no one can change my mind and write on a slip of paper that mac and cheese is disgusting and then slip it into my mind
      i dont now hwhat im goign with this lol, i just made it up along the way

    • @jellyweed9137
      @jellyweed9137 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@slipperywhale2167 when we have mood swings and we get angry- that’s when we want to be left alone and the only interaction that is aloud is if you give us ice cream or something that we enjoy to eat/ drink

    • @emsparklemoji
      @emsparklemoji ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah mood swings of any mood but anger = attention, mood swings of anger = be left alone

    • @Screech911
      @Screech911 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A lot of these memes are kind of mean 😢, I was expecting them to be like the title, but they’re more boys just saying that girls are all gold diggers and cheaters.

  • @steveeemanny
    @steveeemanny ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I want this guy as my life narrator

  • @_audreyy_
    @_audreyy_ ปีที่แล้ว +89

    as a girl, i completely understand

    • @afreakingtree
      @afreakingtree ปีที่แล้ว +3

      as someone named audrey I completely understand

    • @iexisthaha
      @iexisthaha ปีที่แล้ว +3

      as another girl i also understand

    • @TropicalFoggg
      @TropicalFoggg ปีที่แล้ว

      as a guy i also understand. Probably cause im pretty feminine though so..

    • @The_S1ug303
      @The_S1ug303 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a girl I have no idea what is happening and relate to nothing except pasta and Mac and cheese

    • @kk7420
      @kk7420 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@The_S1ug303L woman

  • @ynmthwutla
    @ynmthwutla ปีที่แล้ว +30

    As a straight male who loves chocolate, I definitely find that cake more attractive than the boys at my school

  • @DarkSol16
    @DarkSol16 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I mean, I don't buy nail polish, but as someone who buys fountain pens and inks, I understand completely about the slightly different shades of the same colour.

  • @bb3thyy
    @bb3thyy ปีที่แล้ว +28

    As a girl, I completely understand and that thumbnail are two different colors. The one on the left is lighter

    • @mmsh-gaming
      @mmsh-gaming ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yup

    • @rosynosyposy
      @rosynosyposy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One of them is slightly more pinkish

    • @emmabozarth1625
      @emmabozarth1625 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How do people think that it is the same color

    • @BabyZinc666
      @BabyZinc666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emmabozarth1625 ikr 😔

    • @domino-dude
      @domino-dude ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the one on the right is lighter, though, right?

  • @Unmatchedpowerofthesun
    @Unmatchedpowerofthesun ปีที่แล้ว +13

    6:21 sorry to be the nerd, but that’s the secretary bird,they have the strongest kicks of every animal

    • @imhalfhere
      @imhalfhere ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah they can kick snakes too while they're at it

    • @laniiz..treehouse_.
      @laniiz..treehouse_. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HELL YEAH WE DO

  • @Stormy.M0rningz
    @Stormy.M0rningz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    As a female who is not attracted to males, I can confirm that that cake is 100% more attractive than any of the boys in my school

  • @gamincaimin9954
    @gamincaimin9954 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    For the average female height, countries that have younger populations on average have more kids in them, and therefor the average female height goes down because of that.

  • @TheSillyFoX06
    @TheSillyFoX06 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    12:03
    Nah bro that’s just Gru’s house

  • @void3713
    @void3713 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    girls have a freckle there…
    I have a spider bite there

  • @teh_catto6127
    @teh_catto6127 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:11 4 friends?? I’m having that all to myself!

  • @sukunashusbandandekitten
    @sukunashusbandandekitten ปีที่แล้ว +2

    bro its fr easy to carry that. *walks off with 20 nukes and missiles and some keys in my one hand*

  • @Shortstaq24
    @Shortstaq24 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Funny thing about the meme in the thumbnail, men are more prone to color blindness than women.
    And yes those are actually two different shades of purple lol, the left one is more blue than the right

  • @mrblakeboy1420
    @mrblakeboy1420 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:20 that’s an obvious difference, the left one is bluer, the right one is a more pure lavender

  • @ckc9913studios
    @ckc9913studios ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My sister will refuse to wear an outfit ever again if she sees someone else wearing something that's the same.

  • @aer0a
    @aer0a ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:16 It's like a graph a car company did showing that their cars were more reliable by showing the percentage of cars that were still being used. The bottom was 90%

  • @Libbyeatsrocks
    @Libbyeatsrocks ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:13, for the people who don’t understand, they changed EVERYTHING on her face

  • @ckc9913studios
    @ckc9913studios ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:58 Happened to a friend of mine. She expected it tho, cuz it was on Fathers Day, and she still had a great time regardless. Still sad.

  • @GalacticPawZ
    @GalacticPawZ ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Finally something I can understand

  • @gamincaimin9954
    @gamincaimin9954 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:20 Tbf ive seen even worse examples, you can tell the the one on the left is a darker shade.

  • @So-Many-Orphans_.Husky.
    @So-Many-Orphans_.Husky. ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I feel called out. I have a freckle on the backside of my left wrist right in the middle. One thing I noticed is that all of my freckles form little triangles if you were to connect them, it’s super weird.
    Also that cake at the end is uncalled for. I’ve been craving anything sugar related for the past two weeks, especially that. My mouth is literally watering and I have an unfulfillable urge to eat it.

  • @Madz_e
    @Madz_e ปีที่แล้ว +2

    just pointing out some irony here:
    5:04 an alleged woman claims stoplights would be on highways...
    sometimes people just make it really hard to "beat a stereotype"

  • @no-justno4283
    @no-justno4283 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The outfit from at 1:15 was not painful. Corsets and bodices are misunderstood, back in those days they had more padding and other ways to make the illusion that the corset is making you thinner than it actually is. But in the movies nowadays they just put the corset onto one thin layer so of course it’s gonna bloody hurt, if people actually used the practices from back then to make it less painful and look more realistic then we would be fine. If I am wrong then I am sorry but I have done somewhat research

    • @TheAceCorporation
      @TheAceCorporation 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Some corsets were made from bone and therefore very difficult to breathe in, although maybe not exactly *painful* but it really depends on the time period. 😊

    • @HenyaMandel
      @HenyaMandel 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠@@TheAceCorporation not actually. Whalebone is actually very flexible, and those corsets were designed to give you some extra space to move around

  • @shizukagozen777
    @shizukagozen777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The freckle... I was like "Fck no, this is false !" and then I checked my wrists and I have one right in the middle of my left wrist. 😭😭😭

  • @RagerQueen
    @RagerQueen ปีที่แล้ว +2

    first one hit different, went "no i don't" looked at my wrist and there is teeny tiny freckle almost in the middle. what the f-

  • @tristancruver4527
    @tristancruver4527 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As for the thumbnail, it seems that the only exception is when you are an artist (which i am) because the nail on the right is slightly lighter than the left one

  • @fruitylooperies8166
    @fruitylooperies8166 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I felt that nail breaking one because while I don't care about my nails for the most part, it's god damn annoying when they keep breaking at every little thing I do. ToT

  • @alexthebee
    @alexthebee ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My guy thought he have girl viewers 💀

    • @somerandomcube
      @somerandomcube ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he does

    • @emmabozarth1625
      @emmabozarth1625 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Um I'm a girl

    • @Wolf_Girl3691
      @Wolf_Girl3691 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He does

    • @norM_ystical
      @norM_ystical ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you one of those kids who thinks that girls aren't funny and don't like memes? What next, they all have Instagram and Snapchat and certainly not Reddit or Discord? You gonna build a treehouse and say "no girls allowed" cuz of cooties? Grow up my guy

    • @HJ-oo8ph
      @HJ-oo8ph 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro’s never met a girl before

  • @shushihion1926
    @shushihion1926 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You know in the movie "Luck" when the leprechauns in the lockerroom are like 'oh you're a big leprechaun' and Bob is like 'She's from...Um..." and then he hesitates and goes 'Latvia'. That's not a mistake at all. Well played, Peggy.

  • @LiLGhostPlays
    @LiLGhostPlays ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In the thumbnail I can tell they are different colors. But they are basically the same, so if someone did one color one day, and then the other color the next day, there would be no way to tell the difference for me.

    • @Jumpyman_thegamerYT
      @Jumpyman_thegamerYT ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How in the name of all that is holy can u tell those are different colours?

    • @ItsMe-dn4fi
      @ItsMe-dn4fi ปีที่แล้ว

      the one on the right is more pale blue while the one on the left is more pale purple

  • @-Mochi_Rose-
    @-Mochi_Rose- 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    7:31 and I bet he has clear, glowing, RADIANT skin too🙄

  • @onemusicalboi9583
    @onemusicalboi9583 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:42 deadass stoped cold when I heard him say croissant

  • @LightSpike101
    @LightSpike101 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Another masterpiece

  • @itjustslowsyouraimabit3874
    @itjustslowsyouraimabit3874 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As a man, I can safely say, those two shades of purple are the same color.

    • @jenkathefridge3933
      @jenkathefridge3933 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are definitely the same colour but one is lighter

    • @-rat-2120
      @-rat-2120 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd say they're slightly different. One of them has a bluish tint to it, but other than that they're basically the same thing

    • @Jumpyman_thegamerYT
      @Jumpyman_thegamerYT ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly.

    • @jenkathefridge3933
      @jenkathefridge3933 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jumpyman_thegamerYT you have a cute cat pfp

    • @Jumpyman_thegamerYT
      @Jumpyman_thegamerYT ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jenkathefridge3933 Thanks :)

  • @FloatyyBrain
    @FloatyyBrain ปีที่แล้ว +20

    As someone with no gender, both boy and girl meme videos are confusing and I do not understand, but this man’s voice is fun to listen to so I watched them anyway.

    • @theduckie701
      @theduckie701 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i am a manly girl so i understand half and half

  • @Naruto_fishcake
    @Naruto_fishcake 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Actually it's a myth that Victorian clothing was painful especially corsets they're not😂

  • @unitedthursdayofficialchan5966
    @unitedthursdayofficialchan5966 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    i'm a trans woman and i understood a lot of these! made me feel very euphoric

    • @flipflopgirl
      @flipflopgirl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      slay queen

  • @N95j
    @N95j ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The thumbnail looks like the nails are the same color but if you look closely, the right nail is slightly lighter than the left nail. but at first glance you probably would’ve guessed they were the same color, and I would as well. I have no idea why I’m writing a kind of detailed comment about nail colors at 12 AM and I would never have guessed that I would ever done this in my entire life.

  • @dragonblade4125
    @dragonblade4125 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:17 screw you for being so right 😂😭

  • @RomanDrucker
    @RomanDrucker ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:51 "cardiovascular brontchitis"

  • @squarepinapples9116
    @squarepinapples9116 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It just strikes me as so thoughtful that not only were the male colleagues observant enough to know she’s going through a break up and needs cheering up, but that they’re collectively trying to find a way to do it.
    It’s so nice 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @thepinkelephant2520
    @thepinkelephant2520 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    YESS this is what I’ve been waiting for!

  • @Heyguysmohere
    @Heyguysmohere ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LMAO love how you actually made a video about our request

  • @SapphireLibra3
    @SapphireLibra3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:16 No seriously though, those are two different colors. One is darker than the other.

  • @domino-dude
    @domino-dude ปีที่แล้ว +4

    as a girl I can confirm I understood these

  • @creepywaffles4783
    @creepywaffles4783 ปีที่แล้ว

    That tent though.

  • @RunOut25
    @RunOut25 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:17 those glasses are the best though, simply a trade-off

  • @CharliReef
    @CharliReef ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Those are not the same color.
    The one on the left is more saturated, and has a bit of a bluer tint, while the one on the right is less saturated, and has more of a red tint
    This is coming from a guy btw

  • @klarabarunovic9841
    @klarabarunovic9841 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a used toilet paper, I understand these memes...

  • @SamNightyNight
    @SamNightyNight หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Like if this cake is more attractive then the boys at your school” had me laughing
    [Meanwhile I’m spamming the like button]

  • @technoeye
    @technoeye ปีที่แล้ว

    not the james charles one 💀
    built like a dollar general when everything was actually a dollar

  • @jonquilgemstone
    @jonquilgemstone ปีที่แล้ว +1

    With the first one, I was almost sure I had the freckle...I checked and didn't have it...

  • @nyx_291
    @nyx_291 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:37 why is that so accurate💀✋

  • @poogley
    @poogley ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The hey god it’s me again hit me

  • @Ruby-736
    @Ruby-736 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:19 it’s a kind of subscription that once you buy it, it doesn’t let you cancel until you’re around 45. I should of bought the starter instead

  • @jsl151850b
    @jsl151850b ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:50 *She's not wrong.*
    8:54 *She can also direct traffic around auto accidents.*

  • @mcs5591
    @mcs5591 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a person of the female gender I understood the majority of this video

  • @pbjellysand
    @pbjellysand ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:29 Just like her hair

  • @origamipickles2746
    @origamipickles2746 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    12:01 on my 6th birthday one kid from my class showed up and I had invited everyone

  • @highThereo7
    @highThereo7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:35 the pedestal: actually looks to taste, like ibuprofen.

    • @PucKitt
      @PucKitt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Disagree because it clearly tastes like green NyQuil 😅

  • @kinda_cold_in_the_closet
    @kinda_cold_in_the_closet ปีที่แล้ว +2

    mah favs
    4:15 see the thing is- i'm bisexual and only 5'0. so if ur like 5'3'' i'll be like DAMN UR TALL
    4:01
    5:24
    7:51 IT'S SO ACCURATE IM CRYINGGGG 😭😭😭
    9:40 it's so true i see a cute barista and im like 'fuck shes hot is she into girls i hope so'

  • @KeeperofShadows-gd9bb
    @KeeperofShadows-gd9bb ปีที่แล้ว +3

    14:36
    This kid has more game than everyone watching this video combined. Anyone who even tries to deny it is a liar and they know that.

  • @louisstanley7735
    @louisstanley7735 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dont matter if I’m a boy or not I’m colourblind 😂

  • @melindamccain4091
    @melindamccain4091 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The first one. I swear i never had a freckle on my wrist??

  • @soha4686
    @soha4686 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:14
    Girls wearing that: ExPelLiArMuS!

  • @Someone-tf1tk
    @Someone-tf1tk ปีที่แล้ว

    Somewhere around 7 minutes in, the music changed and Oh My GOD I REMEMBER THAT MUSIC IT WAS ON MY 2DS GAME I am unreasonably excited over Style Boutique haha

  • @BottlenoseTheSeaWing
    @BottlenoseTheSeaWing 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Vaazkl, a guy (I think): Reads memes that girls will understand
    Vaazkl (probably): doesn’t understand what he reads

    • @flipflopgirl
      @flipflopgirl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "(probably)"

  • @yasqueen9376
    @yasqueen9376 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Warning: my ADHD medicine has worn off and now I feel the need to share everything. Don’t hit “read more” unless youre ready for a long ramble and I warned you so don’t reply “I ain’t reading all that”
    Yes i have the freckle, both wrists. Every woman knows it. A man will say his hands are full when he has two sodas. A woman will hold two sodas in one hand, throw her phone and headphones in too, the other hand holds her wallet, keys, snack, and drink. Around her neck is her boyfriends headphones and wrapped around her shoulders and arms are the grocery bags. We can still carry more items if someone hands us something and still open the door.
    Yes they’re different colors, ones more purple and ones more blue.
    I have that hairline, I can wear any hair style and look cute. It’s honestly amazing to be able to say “I’m straightening my 2 ft hair today” “I’m curling my 2 ft hair” “fuck it I’m cutting my hair into a bob style” “umm it’s too hot outside, imma wear a pixie cut” and all of them look cute af
    I’ve been trying to figure out how to cancel the period subscription but unfortunately my body doesn’t have that body, I wish it did. Though I am glad I apparently don’t have ankles I can roll!
    Yes most girls leave hair in the shower, the respectful ones have a drain filter and will spray off the walls with the shower at the end but we can’t get it off our fingers when our fingers are wet without wiping them on something and the most accessible thing is the shower wall.
    I want to be that cactus. Sometimes I am that cactus. Look, inform me im pretty it makes my heart sing to know, thank you very much, but also touch me and I will demonstrate the true purpose of long pointed finger nails.
    Why am I envious of a birds eyeshadow and eyelashes?
    That dress looks like someone forgot to change the pad…
    Why is the boyfriend washing with Dawn? He could use literally any body soap for humans but nope, he uses Dawn and now I’m going to go cry myself to sleep.
    I don’t think boys fully understand the price of makeup. My grandfather got me a $25 gift card to Ulta. I used it on, mostly, small cheap items that had sales and/or additional gifts to go with it. By waiting until a day full of discounts on what I wanted I managed to stretch that $25 across three whole makeup products and only had to pay an additional $7 because it couldn’t fully cover shipping.
    That bag probably opens along the cherries using a hinge but honestly I’d still buy it. Even in my safe town I’ve been aggressively offered a ride and the man only gave up when more people approached. I wouldn’t wander the streets of a less safe town without something to protect myself.
    I want both space and attention. If the cramps are bad enough that I’m about to pass out and all I can do is curl up around my heating pad and cry come comfort me, and bring a cheese stick I will eat my way out of my period. If I’m having a grumpy mood swing stay far away from me, if you do approach me it’d better be with a pillow I can punch. If you’re unsure there’s this thing called asking.
    The broken nail and broken blush genuinely angered me. I paint my own natural nails. It’s taken me months to get these things this long, I broke two of them while on vacation last weekend and I want to punch something. I have a broken blush. One time during a sleepover a few months ago my friend spilled it on the carpet (it’s a really expensive blush and a perfect shade for my face so I keep it) and the pink spot is still there, it’s expensive and when it gets into carpet it just stays there forever.
    THANK GOODNESS IM TOO LESBIAN TO EVER HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO MY BOYFRIEND THAG I DONT WANT THREE IN ONE CHILDRENS SOAP!!!!
    Yes, why does the outfit always look amazing in the closet and terrible on my body. This is why on a femme day I spend half an hour standing in my closet having deep, meaningful, and bonding conversations with my clothes about who will look good and who won’t.
    Who out here with so many friends?! My antisocial ass has like 3 friends and none of them give a shit
    If someone gave me free mac&cheese (that accounted for the fact I can’t eat gluten) during a breakup I’d be so happy. Or if I randomly got gluten free mac&cheese, gluten free shit’s expensive and mac&cheese is good lol

    • @flipflopgirl
      @flipflopgirl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      oh my god

  • @Alium4060Obero
    @Alium4060Obero ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a male human being i can confirm that i can tell those colours apart. 0:18

  • @annabellosawski
    @annabellosawski ปีที่แล้ว

    The first one was too relatable for my liking

  • @Cranberry415
    @Cranberry415 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:15 "I'm 5'11"
    "Short king"

  • @anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi
    @anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi ปีที่แล้ว

    6:25
    I agree. *Yes.*

  • @cassidyirlreal
    @cassidyirlreal ปีที่แล้ว

    Last one is so real

  • @William_James_Moriarty_btch
    @William_James_Moriarty_btch ปีที่แล้ว

    2:13
    Nah bro, I'm just going to rant about Jekyll and Hyde and wht I love it.

  • @freyjahhudson8398
    @freyjahhudson8398 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first one about the freckles is true cus I have it too

  • @Random-pu7he
    @Random-pu7he 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    LMAO, stop that cake is more attractive than most of the guys at my school 😭

  • @Shyl3e_shorts
    @Shyl3e_shorts 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    2:02 I feel very blessed :)

  • @markphillipkaliika2006
    @markphillipkaliika2006 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That Dua Lipa one was savage though 😂

  • @LomGoBoom
    @LomGoBoom ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a female I can confirm we do not have ankles.

  • @Hyperfixations_here
    @Hyperfixations_here 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:17 made me uncomfortable

  • @LoganBa2014-ii6tn
    @LoganBa2014-ii6tn ปีที่แล้ว

    3:17 well it is true

  • @rascaljoy
    @rascaljoy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:55 At least one of those looks like buccal fat removal to me. 😅😂

  • @bagwill38
    @bagwill38 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    me being a female who doesnt have a freckle in the middle of my wrist

    • @emmabozarth1625
      @emmabozarth1625 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's ok girl same here we're just special like that

    • @brain-deadrabbit1498
      @brain-deadrabbit1498 ปีที่แล้ว

      me being a male who DOES have a freckle in the middle of my wrist... help.

  • @greghemsarth9345
    @greghemsarth9345 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can tell the difrences in the cover

  • @xTsunamiix
    @xTsunamiix ปีที่แล้ว

    11:58 I’m sorry Etta :(

  • @Mendel97
    @Mendel97 ปีที่แล้ว

    Next should be: “funny car license plates”

  • @J.T.7
    @J.T.7 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:06 No, cause I wanna have an army of yellow indestructible banana-eaters

  • @paulettepreciado239
    @paulettepreciado239 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:18 because if we cancel the subscription we can't get the ultra mother update or the baby pack

  • @minfiresmanyeah
    @minfiresmanyeah 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yessssss green is my favourite colour and tHAT is what i mean
    8:25

  • @Space_Nurde
    @Space_Nurde ปีที่แล้ว

    the last one made me like. i already subbed before

  • @ldg479
    @ldg479 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The first meme I was like what the heck, why do I have a freckle on my wrist.... Legit I do. what the actual...

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse ปีที่แล้ว

      Same! It’s skewed to the side but still there

  • @koalafication1018
    @koalafication1018 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:18 I cant believe people see them as the same shade. The one on the left is darker

  • @SmileeSmiles
    @SmileeSmiles ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That cake is much more attractive than the boys at my school.
    I'm homeschooled, and I am the only student. I could spend all day looking at that cake instead of myself.

  • @Enderia2
    @Enderia2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:19 dude’s more colorblind than I am!