Planet of the Apes (2001) - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Ready for more of Tim Burton's monkey business? The Nostalgia Critic reviews 2001's Planet of the Apes.
    Originally aired on July 7th, 2015.
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    Planet of the Apes was released on July 27th, 2001 and was directed by Tim Burton. It stars Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth, Helena Bonham Carter, Michael Clarke Duncan and Paul Giamatti.
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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  7 ปีที่แล้ว +3295

    One of our favorite reviews, WELCOME BACK!

    • @tialenmitchell2451
      @tialenmitchell2451 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Channel Awesome about time doug

    • @BenDover-yq5mz
      @BenDover-yq5mz 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Channel Awesome Doug it finally came

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did it get flagged or somefin? I'll watch it again just to give it a view

    • @crazyepicfortnitegamer8426
      @crazyepicfortnitegamer8426 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Channel Awesome I can't locate lamb sauce Gordon Ramsey is yelling at me help me

    • @jacobbaum5731
      @jacobbaum5731 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did the old intro come back?

  • @radioactivegum2298
    @radioactivegum2298 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3153

    Damn. Honest Trailers didn't hold anything back.

    • @niallreid7664
      @niallreid7664 7 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      It was a prime roast.

    • @1rockcrawford
      @1rockcrawford 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      and they were right about all of it.

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They never do

    • @norathorm
      @norathorm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      They didn't hold shit back. Oh at all

    • @Critiqu3
      @Critiqu3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Rachel Hollars They definitely could have referenced how channel awesome fucks over reviewers like phelous and lupa...

  • @jpitt4240
    @jpitt4240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1398

    So what sort of slavery did Aperaham Lincoln abolish

    • @midnightshawarmallama4012
      @midnightshawarmallama4012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Panda slavery

    • @CandyApples4ever
      @CandyApples4ever 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      John Pittman I think he is just a figurehead of ending white and black slavery in USA.

    • @ladougq8395
      @ladougq8395 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      OK, I laughed at "Aperaham Lincoln" Bravo to you

    • @mattway18
      @mattway18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He ended human slavery.

    • @1mortalkombatlover
      @1mortalkombatlover 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Zabumafoo would be my favorite president.

  • @hunterwilder9665
    @hunterwilder9665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    Fun fact: Tim Roth turned down the role of Severus Snape in “Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” to play Thade in this movie

    • @SgtScorpious
      @SgtScorpious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      In hindsight, smart move

    • @MINDLESSEGOS
      @MINDLESSEGOS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@SgtScorpious honestly, it wasn’t meant to me , but to be fair I don’t think he did his ape role too bad , just highly exaggerated

    • @JONAH_918
      @JONAH_918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@MINDLESSEGOS I still prefer Rickman

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait what

    • @generalyellor2187
      @generalyellor2187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Another Fun Fact: Gary Oldman was originally in talks to play Thade, but wasn't happy about the pay and dropped out of negotiations.

  • @cadewatson3009
    @cadewatson3009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    "I'll tell the senate myself!"
    *"I AM THE SENATE!!!"*

    • @elishawilson1429
      @elishawilson1429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Cade Watson Not yet

    • @user-bp3lx9dr9o
      @user-bp3lx9dr9o 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's treason then

    • @acrux1918
      @acrux1918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      גיא קרוננפלד *autistic screaming*

    • @mysite1012
      @mysite1012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *Immediately kills 3 Jedi masters who barely defend themselves even though they are supposed to be Jedi Masters*

    • @Xander_P.G.K
      @Xander_P.G.K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YOU have lost.

  • @naladiradametha2414
    @naladiradametha2414 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1654

    Tamara's introduction in Honest Trailer should've been, "A movie reviewer girl who never seen any movie".

    • @taracat1235
      @taracat1235 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nala Diradametha true

    • @blorfenburger
      @blorfenburger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      yeah, I hate her because she didn't...
      watch movies

    • @weeseet
      @weeseet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      She's not really a movie reviewer, she's an actress

    • @MelMelodyWerner
      @MelMelodyWerner 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      This was probably before Tamara's Never Seen. Too lazy to check the original date and first episode of TNS tho.

    • @pandasbass7267
      @pandasbass7267 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zack West * an actress on youtube*#notarealactress

  • @LizaLeech
    @LizaLeech 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "Tim Burton, that groundbreaking visionary of original content!"
    "you're gonna wanna sit down"
    still kills me years later

  • @joshuariddensdale2126
    @joshuariddensdale2126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    The ending tried to copy the first twist ending of the original novel, where Ulysse and Nova, along with their infant son, arrive back on Earth only to find that the apes have taken over (in the original novel, the astronauts really do go to a planet ruled by apes, instead of into Earth's future as was the case in the movies).

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      definitely, Tim Burton does his homework when remaking things, he did the same with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where he kept it more to the book, rather than the original movie.

    • @TheNitroG1
      @TheNitroG1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ah but the trouble with that is the movie clearly demonstrates that time travel happens at the beginning and the end. The ship he leaves from is the same ship that has been crashed on the planet for 1000's of years already by the time he arrives. the apes and humans that are on the planet already are descendants from the crew and monkeys that were on the ship he departed from.
      Clearly in order for the ending to happen at all the apes must have mastered space travel long after he left and went through the wormhole arriving further back in the past than mark walhberg did easily conquering the planet with weapons that wouldn't be invented for 100 years and remaking everything in their own image. they would have had to arrive after the washington monument and lincoln memorial were built but that just means it's after 1920.
      what a lot of people overlook is he does arrive in earths past and not the time that he left from originally. As an example lets say that he left in the year 2200 earth time, he arrived on the planet of the apes in the 1800's earth time. he left the planet of the apes in the 1800's and arrived back on earth in the early 2000's, but that's still 200 years before he was even born. the apes became a space fairing race in the 1900's and left their planet, but as demonstrated in the movie the later something enters the storm the further back in time it goes so they arrived decades before mark. the same way he had arrived before the monkey that entered the storm before him.

    • @joshuariddensdale2126
      @joshuariddensdale2126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TheNitroG1 Both the original novel and the opening of the Charlton Heston movie do explore this phenomenon. Time passes at different rates on Earth than it does in space. For example, ship's time would be three months, but 300 years would pass on Earth. The Destiny trilogy of Star Trek novels also goes into this. Traveling at near light-speed would take 100 Earth years, but only six months would pass on the ship. Time travel is a complicated thing.

    • @joshuaallgood7030
      @joshuaallgood7030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, but they used time dilation and the fact that they were traveling at the speed of light to explain it. No wormholes necessary.

    • @markusforsberg6741
      @markusforsberg6741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@UltimateGamerCC but its still a horribel awful movie and Johnny deep acting is💩😑🙄

  • @Super165i
    @Super165i 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Random fact: Tim Roth and Charlton Heston disagreed on a number of issue, since Heston was the head of the NRA. Roth said he wouldn’t have been in the film if he knew he would be sharing a scene with him, but decided to be professionally in the workplace

  • @TraceVandal
    @TraceVandal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    I remember watching this in the theater and yelling "APE Lincoln!" at the end and the whole theater laughed, that's right, THAT was a funny joke back then.

    • @kamronisaiahjohnson2718
      @kamronisaiahjohnson2718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh my god.

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I'd probably be dying in my seat if someone yelled that shit out if I were watching something this stupid in the theatres

    • @AAM11237
      @AAM11237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      April Ham LinkedIn

    • @peterbarnes66
      @peterbarnes66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I did the same thing :P

    • @seangannon6081
      @seangannon6081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No you didn’t, and no they didn’t.

  • @NYOlly15
    @NYOlly15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Fun Fact: In the original screenplay, he was suppose to land at Yankee Stadium where the monkeys were playing baseball.

  • @2legit2quit70
    @2legit2quit70 7 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    I laughed way too hard at
    "wow you look so sexy Lisa"

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Oh, hi, Mark.

    • @MegaNinjaRyan
      @MegaNinjaRyan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The timing of when I read this comment was amazing 😆

    • @yakkowarner20
      @yakkowarner20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      SOMETHING INTERRUPT THIS!

    • @mitchfletcher2386
      @mitchfletcher2386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      magic everywhere in this bitch What IS your sex life?

    • @InvestedGman
      @InvestedGman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      14:00

  • @zaxbitterzen2178
    @zaxbitterzen2178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    This movie is absolutely hilarious. Nothing makes sense, everything is overacted, Tim Roth and Michael Clarke Duncan (RIP) are angry militaristic apes with no story arc. It's a treasure and a joy

  • @giovanniorellana2200
    @giovanniorellana2200 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    I love that Honest Trailer, it really does sum up Nostalgia Critic so perfectly!

    • @bernardo4157
      @bernardo4157 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      shadowlinkbds I would like to see that

    • @redcoat4348
      @redcoat4348 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can someone explain the refrences? Total n0ob.

    • @1deviousmama333
      @1deviousmama333 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      *420 likes!

    • @lordjaraxxus8568
      @lordjaraxxus8568 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Giovanni Orellana yea except for the white privilege part

    • @scottbuckley823
      @scottbuckley823 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Except r the Beeewwbs joke that should be Tamera as she has bigger ones

  • @nicholsjoshua15
    @nicholsjoshua15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1193

    I've never understood why movies studios keep remaking movie that were already great. Why don't they remake movies that weren't very good but had a lot of potential.

    • @chinococoa6743
      @chinococoa6743 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      One word: moolah! $$$$

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You're right, In was think like an artist or a creative person in general. Today I was talking with my mother over the phone and said how cool it would be to make a movie about Vladimir Komarov. Hollywood is dead.

    • @MephProduction
      @MephProduction 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      But that IT film was just a tv series, it's never been on the big screen before. Plus it looks fucking awesome.

    • @Takkiebos
      @Takkiebos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Recognizable titles sell tickets, anger generates media attention and nostalgia creates defenders. It's quite a solid scheme since most people aren't all that scrutinous about quality.
      It's a shame really, since they're pumping tons of cash into productions anyway, they might as well make good movies, but alas the focus groups are king in high-budget productions.

    • @nicholaslemon6762
      @nicholaslemon6762 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      From what I understand, studios are cautious to risk anything that's uncertain. So it makes more financial success to go with something that was a hit than something that might not work. Just my two cents.

  • @TheOriginalJphyper
    @TheOriginalJphyper ปีที่แล้ว +57

    18:05 I don't think I've ever seen a joke age this amazingly well before. It's perfect.

    • @JohnnyWolfblood
      @JohnnyWolfblood ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What about 29:23-29:32 where he warns us about monkey pox?

  • @christopherspielbergproduc7128
    @christopherspielbergproduc7128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    21:05 I have to admit, at first I thought the ape said, "Set the course to Mars!", which made me die laughing. But he actually said, "Sound the call to march!". Plus, I laughed hard when the NC elongates his mouth.

  • @ziljin
    @ziljin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    well that was one hell of an intro

    • @usamazahid3882
      @usamazahid3882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      and the funniest outro ever.

  • @Poseidon650
    @Poseidon650 7 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    I honestly admire you Doug. Found you in 2014 while looking for 'nostalgic reviews' of old childhood movies and cartoon shows. First one I found was your Good Burger review and I was hooked. And as you've continued to grow you've maintained your previous qualities while adding new ones, rather than scrapping the low-budget action and trying to do something fancier to appeal to a new audience. I love you man, keep up the awesome work and I hope to spot you at a comiccon some day!

    • @ChannelAwesome
      @ChannelAwesome  7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      +Poseidon
      Thanks for the kind words and support!

    • @Perceptionreflection
      @Perceptionreflection 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +ᎦᏟᎤᎧ ᎢᎣᎾᏀ You saw a magic Trump where he wasn't mentioned? SHOW ME MAGIC TRUMP

    • @penguinsareForever
      @penguinsareForever 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They only get old when Trump's finally forced to resign. Till then Dick with symbols for a name accept they will exist and accept Trump is a garbage tier human being.

    • @jojones4685
      @jojones4685 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ᎦᏟᎤᎧ ᎢᎣᎾᏀ first like on you're comment

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Scrapping the low-budget action and trying to do something fancier to appeal to a new audience" is exactly the thing he tried to defend in his Christmas with the Kranks review, complete with more strawmen than a feminist wheat farm

  • @whitherwhence
    @whitherwhence 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    You Honest Trailer was more ferocious than anything I've ever seen in another Honest Trailer

  • @b4thewar540
    @b4thewar540 7 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I demand more General Thade skits, that was hilarious

  • @AlexandriaZubia
    @AlexandriaZubia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1055

    Tbh, thought i was watching Honest Trailers. lol

  • @HappyCynic
    @HappyCynic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Made even worse by Mark "They only hire me when they can't get Matt Damon" Wahlberg.

    • @MagnusSkiptonLLC
      @MagnusSkiptonLLC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Whaaaat? Nooooo!

    • @badnano93
      @badnano93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Imagine how awkward it was filming The Departed when both showed up.
      UH UM Wahlberg, you just be an angry cop again where you can't hurt anyone.

    • @98953812
      @98953812 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Brandon Alarcon-Deien Matt Damons last line from the departed:...........ok.

    • @Tentegen
      @Tentegen 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh OW LOL!!!

    • @-snek.
      @-snek. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matt Damon. Matt Damon Matt Damon.
      Matt Damon?
      Matt Damon.

  • @dstinnettmusic
    @dstinnettmusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    The effects and makeup are good because it’s at the golden age of film making before CGI was good enough to fully rely on.

    • @reginaphalange9417
      @reginaphalange9417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      andnow we have way too much CGI which limits realism and immersion

  • @moviemaniac9034
    @moviemaniac9034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Interesting connection: Alan Rickman was originally offered to voice Lord Farquaad in "Shrek", but he declined so he could play Snape in "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"; and speaking of Snape, Tim Roth was offered to play him, but he declined so he could play Thade in this!

    • @robbieking4070
      @robbieking4070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No I'm imagining Alan Rickman singing gingerbread man and muffin man XD

  • @TheGmeplyr
    @TheGmeplyr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Thade/Terl? Hell I'd vote for em.

    • @adalaza
      @adalaza 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It wouldn't be that different from what we have now.

    • @magnuskno
      @magnuskno 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're a HumanBro if you don't vote for Thade/Therl. Do you want to be a HumanBro? Speciesist!

    • @KingKirbyUltra
      @KingKirbyUltra 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just remember, KNEEL is on your vote :^)

    • @Matt-zu2lu
      @Matt-zu2lu 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Magma Admin Gardevoir You may vote for him but I'm voting for he who shall not be named

    • @DiceNat21
      @DiceNat21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you mean Voldemort

  • @michaelfarrell4824
    @michaelfarrell4824 7 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Doug is honestly one of the best writers I've ever came across, some of his material is nothing short of genius at times

    • @burakoshimazaki
      @burakoshimazaki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Don't forget the brother Rob

    • @uzumchiz1738
      @uzumchiz1738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Really?

    • @BobHatesYoutube
      @BobHatesYoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I only like comedy about football players names..."
      "Hah hah!"

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think his content is solid 3/5 Alltho i can binge this shit for hours as its so easy to watch with all of its cliches.

    • @CaptainCat101
      @CaptainCat101 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know. it's almost like the failure of Demo Reel was intentional

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “Bowser”: MONKEY!!!

  • @kendrikkahler7944
    @kendrikkahler7944 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I think we can all agree that Thade is one Tim Roth’s most legendary roles ever!😆

  • @Stormeris
    @Stormeris 7 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    1982s The Thing is TECHNICALLY a remake and is a super awesome movie.

    • @darthlazurus4382
      @darthlazurus4382 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Stormeris It is totally a remake.
      AND it were awesome!

    • @PieEater163
      @PieEater163 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's my favourite film of all time!

    • @darthlazurus4382
      @darthlazurus4382 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tlotoxl The Aztec Strong contender for greatest horror movie ever.

    • @mattway18
      @mattway18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Scarface is a remake also.

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Star Wars : Rogue One is a movie adaptation of the game Star Wars : dark Forces.

  • @el.blanco8961
    @el.blanco8961 7 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    For a second I thought I click the wrong video 😂

    • @HarmonyBunny
      @HarmonyBunny 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aaron Urias Don't worry; at least you got an Honest Trailer of the man himself.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Odd

    • @Galvatronover
      @Galvatronover 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @user-ur2jr9bk5e
    @user-ur2jr9bk5e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love how they actualy allowed *honest trailers” to take the piss out of them

  • @paveltalatay2629
    @paveltalatay2629 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "That Guy Who's Probably Funnier Than Everybody" - YASSSSS!! ALL HAIL JIM! =))

  • @rosev9448
    @rosev9448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    So who else wants to make a joke about the irony of a copyright strike joke being in a reuploaded video?
    ...
    No? Just me?

  • @PuffyOne1898
    @PuffyOne1898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love when he uses Dennis Hopper saying “monkey” in his reviews.

  • @TenguBE
    @TenguBE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    19:39 Can you imagine driving home from work and you see this?

    • @poihpioakarp8845
      @poihpioakarp8845 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TenguBE l'm sure Doug's neighbors are used to crazy shit like this. l mean he's the guy who ran around in a Ghostbuster costume shouting "CASPEEEEEEER!!!!"

  • @dandydoodle4456
    @dandydoodle4456 7 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Furious George

  • @caram740
    @caram740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "i only like comedy about football players' names" is an underrated line

  • @LucyLioness100
    @LucyLioness100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The only positives this movie remotely got was Tim Roth as the villain & Rick Baker getting an Oscar for the makeup

    • @NeoConnor1
      @NeoConnor1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uh, Rick Baker didn't even get nominated.

  • @Wysiwyg43
    @Wysiwyg43 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    14:10 "Something interrupt THIS! Oh, thank monkey Jesus."
    ROTFLMAO I'm crying! Love ya, DOUG

  • @adel4476
    @adel4476 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    In the time before time, six canisters washed ashore on a golden beach, and new and powerful legends where born...

    • @toagradius8856
      @toagradius8856 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First thing I thought...

    • @terminator572
      @terminator572 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sodharaan, Toa of Normal you sir brought a legitimate smile to my face. Kudos to you.

    • @adel4476
      @adel4476 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      np

    • @baronofbahlingen9662
      @baronofbahlingen9662 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sodharaan, Toa of Normal Ahhh, right in the nostalgia.

    • @FireWarrior2013
      @FireWarrior2013 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sodharaan, Toa of Normal Bionicle (OG) reference! That series was literally my entire childhood (as in, as far back as I remember series one bioncles were there!)

  • @lotsofsalt8909
    @lotsofsalt8909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Honestly Doug’s costume of Thade scared me more than actual Thade, that.. smile...

  • @killer92173
    @killer92173 7 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Thank GOD for the new Planet of the Apes Reboot Trilogy!!!

    • @Zip-id7pm
      @Zip-id7pm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      killer92173 Yeah

    • @arielfangirlmendez
      @arielfangirlmendez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You know they did a jumanji reboot right?

    • @ashessakura7518
      @ashessakura7518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      killer92173 HELLZ YEAH!!

    • @arielfangirlmendez
      @arielfangirlmendez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AshesSakura I guess he's right hollywood is running out of ideas. till all of the 90's movies are rebooting every year.

    • @ashessakura7518
      @ashessakura7518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ariel Mc fangirl Mendez
      The new planet of the apes trilogy was a prequel/ origin story of how the apes took over and the names used are clearly trying to say that this was for the 1968 version (there's a lot more parallels such as the Simian Flu causing humans to lose the ability to speak with the Tim Burton film doesn't have) and the trilogy was done very well.
      Hollywood is out of ideas and reboots are becoming common place (especially with Disney now, with just aggravates me to no end) but I'm under the impression you thought the new trilogy was a reboot of the Tim Burton version?

  • @bentleywalker7087
    @bentleywalker7087 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Fuckin' Bigus Dickus, gets me every bleedin' time.

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He has a wife, you know.

    • @MrFunnyHandsInYourPants
      @MrFunnyHandsInYourPants 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jason Blalock you know what she's called? Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks

  • @AndyMFX505
    @AndyMFX505 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Rick Baker's ape makeup is phenomenal! Terry Notary's movement choreography is well done. Also they did dub over their lines, so why they made their voices like that, we'll never find out.

  • @moviemaniac2159
    @moviemaniac2159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Am I the only one who thinks that Tim Roth might've been the only one playing an ape who was able to re-record his dialogue? Because most of the time, his words sound pretty clear.

  • @theplayaifyer
    @theplayaifyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    When the trailer voice dude said “act like your opinion is the only one that matters”,
    It was as if the heavens erupted in applause.

  • @Ellivee21
    @Ellivee21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    To be fair to Tim Roth, I feel like he's the one having the most fun doing this movie. He gives everything and holds nothing back. Even though the character and the movie suck bawls. Gotta admire any actor who can do that. (Besides, the physical acting and movement he does in this is really incredible when you think about it. Out of all the others he actually LOOKS the most like an ape.)

  • @pizzagamecube2564
    @pizzagamecube2564 7 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I want there to be a movie called Planet of the Gorillaz.

    • @94unclechuck
      @94unclechuck 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Prick Grimes Operation: celebrity takedown is basically planet of the gorillaz

    • @aaronthebox
      @aaronthebox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Starring Clint Eastwood

    • @kyleraccoon6195
      @kyleraccoon6195 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I demand a Planet of the Lemurs

    • @IronPiedmont
      @IronPiedmont 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In loving memory of Harabe.

    • @Preeve
      @Preeve 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dutch_Atlantic_13 Stop

  • @MobCrusher
    @MobCrusher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    3:35 Good reference to the Cat in the Hat getting hit in the balls.

  • @sunhoodednomadranger
    @sunhoodednomadranger ปีที่แล้ว +27

    18:04 this scene aged like wine 🍷 😂

    • @JohnnyWolfblood
      @JohnnyWolfblood ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dude at 29:24-29:32 he tries to warn us all about the pandemics...

  • @rolanday588
    @rolanday588 7 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    15:48 It's not sorcery, come on guys, take an interest in science.

    • @DGilVids
      @DGilVids 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Madeus Gerstenlauer I get it!

    • @ThatGuy-ev9ko
      @ThatGuy-ev9ko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YES SOMEBODY DID IT

  • @chronicle1767
    @chronicle1767 7 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    Now this guy is the best part of youtube instead of stuff like leafy this guy puts good effort in his videos and has really good content

    • @BenJPics9925
      @BenJPics9925 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Joshua Abernethy Doug is the best Internet critic.

    • @bernardo4157
      @bernardo4157 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joshua Abernethy good luck so when kids tell you to commit suicide you don't

    • @WeegeeSlayer123
      @WeegeeSlayer123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Garrick Groover And a stupid little twat.

    • @dgarvanski
      @dgarvanski 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You went full comment cliché there! Seriously, though... Why are so many people watching porn instead of Schindler's List?!

    • @trillination
      @trillination 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joshua Abernethy. i think birdman is funny as shit

  • @b.o.j.1442
    @b.o.j.1442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Not gonna lie that Thade campaign commercial made me laugh

  • @lilfizz1619
    @lilfizz1619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    16:19 Heston's character: Son, before I die, I want to leave you my coke stash

  • @Ajmeade78
    @Ajmeade78 7 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    the ending would have been better if he landed on earth to find that the apes were already starting to take over in not sure what the exact reveal scene would be, may be him landing in a Forrest only to be attacked by a more primative band of intelligent apes and then get rescued by a rag tag team of humans maybe one of his astronaut friends.it would bring the movie full circle and help set up a sequel based on the conquest of the planet of the apes, wahlberg would return home only to realize he had been on earth the whole time and everythibg he worked for was for nothing, and that the takeover of the apes was inevitable that would be a real mindfuck

    • @thetruewisegamer
      @thetruewisegamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TJ Kirk wow never though i see this be here

    • @seyersusej8329
      @seyersusej8329 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TJ Kirk Cool theory Chee-Jay. What are your thoughts on the trilogy of the newest Planet of the Apes remake?

    • @yankenbeanstrum648
      @yankenbeanstrum648 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thetrue wise gamer
      It's not the real him.

    • @DemonBoy3223
      @DemonBoy3223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not sure how, but I honestly like your theory better than the one in the actual film, it could put the 'Earth twist' from the original into a new spin with a little bit of _Terminator_ mixed into it. ;D

    • @Ysckemia
      @Ysckemia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alexander bramberg Meade
      actually the end of Burton's movie is closer to the original novel by Pierre Boulle than the first planet of the apes movie. the astronaut returns to Earth (with his wife and son) only to discover that everybody has been replaced by apes. there's a bonus twist after that, and i invite you to read the novel to find out what it is. this novel worths the reading.

  • @aliceduren6542
    @aliceduren6542 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Spoony still kills it as Terl!

    • @leonardhughes4521
      @leonardhughes4521 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was junk than guess my mind wasn't mature enough than to see the junk it really was.

    • @Daniel-zp2pi
      @Daniel-zp2pi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I miss him so much!

    • @ultrawarlord5656
      @ultrawarlord5656 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Anyamele what do you mean you miss him Spoony or Noah is not dead

  • @srbarkerchan
    @srbarkerchan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fun fact about the ending: according to Tim Burton, the ending wasn't supposed to make sense. He wanted to end this movie on a nonsensical cliffhanger because he wasn't interested in returning for a sequel.

  • @OperatorPreacher3147
    @OperatorPreacher3147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I found this movie by mistake trying to find the original one and it was one of the most bizarre movies I've ever seen

  • @rav3style
    @rav3style 7 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    To be fair, most humans don't seem to need a motivation to hate humans based on the color of their skin or the place they come from

    • @bonarchy297
      @bonarchy297 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      rav3style it's usually just to make themselves seem "superior" thereby making them feel good about themselves

    • @Logan912
      @Logan912 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Morsn123 That and it's human nature to form groups while antagonizing others. Of course, that was a lot more commonplace centuries ago than it is now, but it still happens.

    • @jakubmike5657
      @jakubmike5657 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bullshit, it never happens, that would be just stupid.

    • @Takkiebos
      @Takkiebos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Xenophobia, xenophobia and more xenophobia. If it isn't skin-color it'll be religion, customs, geography, language and frankly anything else, you name it and we've had wars about it.

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nothing seems more consistent throughout every culture in the human race, at least to me, than prejudice of some sort.

  • @The_Real_Frisbee
    @The_Real_Frisbee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    So let's speak in a serious tone here. That Uzi would not work. It's been in a case full of sand for, what, 3000 years? Yeah, no, that shit would jam in a second, if any of the inner workings still actually worked. I mean, fuck, my M16 stopped working after one week out in the field since I neglected to clean it. So you want me to believe that this gun would work after 3000 years of being in sand? No.

    • @BirdRaiserE
      @BirdRaiserE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Frisbee
      I mean, if any gun could do it, it's the uzi
      TheFirearmBlog even made a video about it. Top 5 most reliable guns, I believe.
      Kind of a shocker that the Galil beat the AK.

    • @The_Real_Frisbee
      @The_Real_Frisbee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't get me wrong, I know it's reliable. But 3000 years in sand? No.

  • @giblespaul68
    @giblespaul68 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    24:11 "All right kids, start rippin' some hands off and make some wishes!"
    Had to pause in order to finish out the laughter that erupted from the pit of my soul. _The Monkey's Paw,_ anyone?

  • @TARINunit9
    @TARINunit9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    3:47
    Hang on a minute...
    That's the BFG9000 from Doom. I'm not kidding, that's one of the models they used for the sprites of the BFG9000

  • @JD-ye8ek
    @JD-ye8ek 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Been watching nostalgia critic since i was like 14, now i'm 23. Love you Doug, you're a legend man.

  • @Enoch_Draven_Hyde
    @Enoch_Draven_Hyde 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The ending with Tamara is one of my favorites, ever. Well done.

  • @DennisTheZZZ
    @DennisTheZZZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    27:43 This sentence perfectly summed up time travelling in general.

  • @saiyanc137
    @saiyanc137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Best most self aware intro in all of TH-cam and one of the most in history.

  • @henryhudson9765
    @henryhudson9765 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Now I wanna see a William Shatner martial arts movie

    • @daoyang6055
      @daoyang6055 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Henry Hudson
      makes me wanna see Mark Wahlberg do a television show about making burgers.

    • @mrjacob0101
      @mrjacob0101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fighting like he fights in Star Trek!
      I don't know what's the better: Khan or Gorn

  • @MrVilfat
    @MrVilfat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The Honest Trailer intro was fucking spectacular!
    Thank you for all your uploads and I eagerly look forward to more success for you all!

  • @astropunch7708
    @astropunch7708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    18:12 that Putin joke really aged well.

    • @AluminumFusion22
      @AluminumFusion22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Before the Russian-Ukrainian conflict Putin was seen as an asshole. He was speculated to have had reporters killed that had personal disagreements with him.

    • @Ivan-fg8fo
      @Ivan-fg8fo ปีที่แล้ว

      Still majority of the world would choose russia or china over usa

  • @Abejaved
    @Abejaved 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "THAT'S WHAT HE SAID BEFORE HE ATE MY CHILDREN!!!"

  • @jjkvik
    @jjkvik 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I always took it that Wahlberg went to a parallel universe in the final scene, not the future.

    • @arielfangirlmendez
      @arielfangirlmendez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I do like him and his movies.

    • @p.z.arnott2329
      @p.z.arnott2329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That would make sense if there was gonna be a sequel

    • @Genevasplaytime
      @Genevasplaytime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Think about how insane that would be to find the universe that has roman architecture and a monkey that sits and has hair just like abraham lincoln. 1 in a quadrillion odds...

    • @shoubhiksen3549
      @shoubhiksen3549 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought that in this movie, time moves opposite on the other side of the wormhole
      Like Pericles the monkey went in first and Wahlberg later, but Wahlberg arrived on Ape Planet before Pericles
      So Wahlberg enters the wormhole first and then future apes must've perfected space travel and found earth........so according to that logic, those apes will come to earth first (millions of Years ago) and took over and built civilizations
      Wahlberg came later

  • @MrGBH
    @MrGBH 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    17:37
    Huh, ironic how hilariously crazy we found this just two years ago.

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “Paid by the K.inetic N.eed of E.nforcing E.ffective L.aws”
    Otherwise known as KNEEEEEL!!!

  • @alienbacon656
    @alienbacon656 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    It is kind of cool that Charlton Heston cameod as thade’s father

    • @thefreakmachine
      @thefreakmachine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or very sad.
      That's a point of view also.

  • @dellayassine
    @dellayassine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Hey look guys! It's that Tim Burton film starring Michael Jackson!

    • @roopertrooperviolencejack6281
      @roopertrooperviolencejack6281 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Della Yassine funny thing, i used to mix them both up when i was a kid for some reason

    • @jackwood7726
      @jackwood7726 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      congrats on ur 16 yr old joke

    • @radicaledward3783
      @radicaledward3783 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Della Yassine you mean charlie and the chocolate factory?

  • @matt_dude2446
    @matt_dude2446 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    9:48 HOLY SHIT NOSTALGIA CRITIC PREDICTED SOMBRA

    • @weeseet
      @weeseet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And Malcom predicted DOOMFIST

    • @theprophetofgordbelieveris6433
      @theprophetofgordbelieveris6433 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Drage TALON FOREVER!

    • @allendepacheco3419
      @allendepacheco3419 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Originally aired July 7, 2015
      Check the description sometime since they are uploading old videos her.

    • @jonathanarbuckle3424
      @jonathanarbuckle3424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      HOLY SHIT NOSTALGIA CRITIC DID SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN IN GAMES, MOVIES, BOOKS AND MEDIA IN GENERAL FOR YEARS!

    • @LeonidSaykin
      @LeonidSaykin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what are we even talking about and why are we yelling?

  • @DepravedMorgath
    @DepravedMorgath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Let's be honest people, if back in the day they did this as a Sci-fi TV show, we would've binch-watched the hell out of it.

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    17:13 Charlton Heston`s character: Shut up, I`m seriously close to leaving the light!

  • @roflcopter_launchpad1116
    @roflcopter_launchpad1116 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    27:15 You've just crossed into... THE TWILIGHT ZONE

  • @Justmyhandle
    @Justmyhandle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    What counts as nostalgic imo is any entry within a pre-established franchise (sequel, prequel, spin-off, remake, reboot, etc) that fits in directly or indirectly with the universe & source material of the original. I personally would consider everything from *Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (1995)* to *Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003), Friday the 13th (2009), Elm Street (2010), Prometheus (2012), Jurassic World (2015)* and so on as nostalgic, because they all connect to nostalgic series.
    Provided it directly references a property I first experienced in childhood and clicks with me as a fan, I don't need it to have existed only in the time of my youth. Therefore, I don't care when Doug reviews current films or shows. What constitutes nostalgia can't be 100% reduced to numbers and can be different for everyone, depending on the topic. As long as the soul of *Nostalgia Critic* remains about celebrating & critiquing nostalgia (no matter its form), I'll look forward to it.

  • @RDR1899Jake
    @RDR1899Jake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    27:30 Me when I saw the ending of Doom TAG2

  • @goob_goob_gooby_goob
    @goob_goob_gooby_goob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Was that punch revenge for the Disney afternoon review?

  • @pseudoanonymous7700
    @pseudoanonymous7700 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Despite any flaws the movie might have the score was (and still is) amazing. Got to love Danny Elfman.

    • @chinococoa6743
      @chinococoa6743 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He did music for this movie??

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He does the music for a lot of Tim Burton's movies

    • @tastyloaf5487
      @tastyloaf5487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's a hardworking man, Danny.

    • @monsterhanna6691
      @monsterhanna6691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely!

  • @tenthdoctor9124
    @tenthdoctor9124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Do the "nightmare on elm street" remake or "Freddy's dead the final nightmare"

    • @yossarian7420
      @yossarian7420 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi David tennant!

    • @tenthdoctor9124
      @tenthdoctor9124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kmasterus sup want to go to there future

    • @tenthdoctor9124
      @tenthdoctor9124 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Samuel Crowe least I'm not using kindergarten insults like you smell

  • @ashtonhunt5486
    @ashtonhunt5486 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Boop 😂9:38

  • @ForemostCrab7
    @ForemostCrab7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Honestly, i think the way the Apes speak actually fit, they're Not humans, so, it should be obvious that they would speak differently from us, we physically look and act differently, why would that not count towards the way they Talk aswell?
    Out of everything that could be seen as wrong with this movie, the Speech is certainly not one of them....atleast not imo.

    • @LilyZerep
      @LilyZerep 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BWMagus🤔 Idk I mean I understood perfectly what they said when I first saw this movie at age 12 and the other times I saw this afterwards but I do see what you mean.

  • @DarenSankari
    @DarenSankari 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    19:10 Holy shit. Spoony is alive?

  • @PsylomeAlpha
    @PsylomeAlpha 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    After thousands of years feisty evolved into the new "gay".

    • @DaxTheOtter
      @DaxTheOtter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Jabun The Wanderer keep an eye on him, hes gay

  • @MrRedkid555
    @MrRedkid555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    6:13 wait a minute how does the astronaut from a parallel universe not know about key and peele, yet knows that key and Peele has a skit about football players names? Seems like a flaw in the plot pal.

    • @comiccinema8177
      @comiccinema8177 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s the joke. She doesn’t know that Key and Peele has the football name jokes. That’s the point of Malcolm’s little “haha”

  • @TheScarletSlayer
    @TheScarletSlayer ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:58 is it any harder to believe than the guy who look at a stone one day and was like," I bet everything is made up of billions of little things", and he was right.

  • @thenerdyboo2134
    @thenerdyboo2134 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "You don't know who Lincoln is. He's a guy."

  • @ratuse
    @ratuse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    OMG! The Honest Trailer!! I can't breathe!!

  • @johnivantaro6684
    @johnivantaro6684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The ending to 2001!Planet of the Apes was basically Thade trolling Leo Davidson (the main protagonist).

  • @PannierLaw
    @PannierLaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    28:08 Well actually the color of the police units is wrong, Washing D.C. PD has White cars with Blue and Red stripes not LA black and white...
    So I guess that’s a difference.

  • @mechanicobra
    @mechanicobra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This has to be one of my favorite reviews you guys have done. It makes me laugh every time I watch it.

  • @TheRichmaster24
    @TheRichmaster24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    As far as politicians go, I've seen worse

  • @thebitchinblack8166
    @thebitchinblack8166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    11:52 His Giamatti spot.

    • @endergeek236
      @endergeek236 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Up top ✋

  • @G1manime
    @G1manime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    13:48 Oh hi Whistler! I forgot you were in this movie :o

  • @CaptainSpycrab
    @CaptainSpycrab 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:36
    To be fair, Paul Giamatti always sounds like that.