Spawn - Nostalgia Critic

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  • @bread2374
    @bread2374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    The reason Malbolgeia’s lips don’t move when he talks is actually because demons in the Spawn universe communicate through telepathy, so it’s cool they kept that detail in, but that doesn’t make it any better because they’d don’t explain it in the film

    • @Elvusmiw
      @Elvusmiw 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      True and it sounds like a desperate explanation

    • @Offworlderplayz1960
      @Offworlderplayz1960 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Also because it’s easier to animate

  • @azzyroth
    @azzyroth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    John Leguizamo is the last person alive who needs to apologize for that movie. His portrayal of the Clown was one of if not the best part of that movie, and it wasn't bad.

    • @xultra_violetx
      @xultra_violetx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      P R E A C h

    • @Mothman1992
      @Mothman1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I think he said apology to leguizamo

    • @LacyLynLabret
      @LacyLynLabret 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I watched it as a child and had nightmares about his charchter. And I'm a fan of clowns. Much aggred

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      THE PEST. 🤨

    • @theresarayner5726
      @theresarayner5726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He looks like Danny Devito if he was a mime with methemoglobinamia while on all the drugs

  • @sanguinemde5031
    @sanguinemde5031 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1554

    I really think that...Nostalgia Critics Devil is really cool. I mean, he is an awesome character. He has that gravitas about him. Anyone else agree?

    • @Dragon49600
      @Dragon49600 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yee.

    • @wildersaiyan3764
      @wildersaiyan3764 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yea

    • @Nebuchadnezzar31
      @Nebuchadnezzar31 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yey

    • @wildersaiyan3764
      @wildersaiyan3764 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      +Edgar Allan Poe HOLY SHIT EDGAR YOUR ALIVE!!!! DUDE, TELL US HOW YOU DID IT, AND WHEN YOUR NEXT STORY IS COMING OUT!!!!

    • @Nebuchadnezzar31
      @Nebuchadnezzar31 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I don't know, I haven't decided yet...

  • @justacomedian
    @justacomedian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1409

    Malcom as the Devil is seriously the best thing.

    • @yellow0reos337
      @yellow0reos337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You got a heart, you are lucky.

    • @missmangas7298
      @missmangas7298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      A much better one than the giant 3d monster in the movie for sure :D Unlike him, Malcom has charm and a cool personality. Heck, even his daughter is a better ruler of Hell than the malfunctioning puppet.

    • @DrakeHunter324
      @DrakeHunter324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      When I arrive at the fiery gates I want to see Malcolm in charge of the place.

    • @gregorymirabella1423
      @gregorymirabella1423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DrakeHunter324 i want to see the one from tf2 so i can manipulate him.

    • @katietaylor8314
      @katietaylor8314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If the Devil is anything like that, this wicked sinner is looking forward to meeting him.

  • @LiveNiceness14
    @LiveNiceness14 7 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    So an evil boss with a hot assistant and has a kink for creepy things and has pictures of explosions in his office...so...is this the office of Michael Bay?

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      except for the hot assistant, bay keeps running out of those

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is MICHAEL PERVERT BAYS office.

    • @juliacortez5516
      @juliacortez5516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @Unremarkable6969
      @Unremarkable6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hold on guys, hold on. Spawn reboot...directed by Micheal Bay. It's gonna make a billion!

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh god dammit, his evil plan was to kill Optimus prime all along.

  • @aderose
    @aderose 8 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I'm surprised the Nostalgia Critic didn't talk about how HUGE spawn was in the 90s. He had his own comic, action figures, trading cards, t-shirts, soundtrack, video games, hell even his own show on HBO. And keep in mind that Spawn wasn't from Marvel or DC. That was unheard of at the time.

    • @princekiro1596
      @princekiro1596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well he did say the movie was based off the comic series. But yeah, he didn't mention the rest, though.

    • @brandonspain12345
      @brandonspain12345 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Spawn's candle wasn't lit too but when it did, it was the brightest in the late 90s but by the 2000s, his hype died down. (I blame the movie's failure.) And the talk of a sequel went through such a long development since the 2000s for so long that it soon became a reboot but after how long it's been in development, it probably won't happen because now Spawn is "dead" to everyone these days.

  • @MaximumMadnessStixon
    @MaximumMadnessStixon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Fun Fact: I just saw a 2022 interview with Michael Jai White. In the interview, he agreed that the film was bad, and offered an explanation for why it turned out like it did...
    White has said that the initial rough cut was a much better, darker and more complete movie, which was screened for an audience for feedback. The film got excellent feedback, so New Line gave the director full creative control over the film, assuming he would make it even better. However, the director (a former special effects supervisor) instead decided to use the movie as an effects showcase, and edited out most of the scenes of character development in order to make room for more VFX and action. White was supposedly shocked when he saw the premiere and realized most of the important plot and character scenes were gone, and had been replaced with loud, obnoxious special effects.
    White has also said that there are scenes in the movie that were completely fabricated through editing pre-existing footage and adding CGI to it. (Such as the scene where Spawn removes the heart monitor from Wynn's body... that scene was completely constructed in post from B-roll footage with added CGI and wasn't in the script. It was simply put in to throw in some more "state of the art" CGI.)

    • @johnnygallagher5718
      @johnnygallagher5718 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I hope the reboot gets a dark tone and has updated effects.

    • @AnikMonette
      @AnikMonette ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought I felt that a couple of scenes were missing...😂

    • @Damen178
      @Damen178 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Bring back as many actors as you can, bring back the costumers get a new sfx crew and give us the original script, damn it!

  • @diaznuts5947
    @diaznuts5947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    John leguizamos performance in this movie is out of this world, he really worked for this movie and role, I hope more people will recognize this

  • @alucard21-17
    @alucard21-17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    I wish he would review HBO's Spawn: The Animated Series. It makes up for the movie, and was done well.

    • @RenaldyCalixte
      @RenaldyCalixte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Supposedly Jamie Foxx is gonna be Spawn in a Spawn reboot that's based on the animated series.

    • @hansruhlmann454
      @hansruhlmann454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hope they would make a better version of Malebolgia if that gonna happen.

    • @pyromania1018
      @pyromania1018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hansruhlmann454 I'm not holding my breath. I don't like Jamie Foxx.

    • @frankjager2420
      @frankjager2420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't think they showed Malebolgia in the HBO series, did they....

    • @crumpetface
      @crumpetface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@frankjager2420 nope

  • @matthewkelly1418
    @matthewkelly1418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    The HBO series was awesome, I stumbled across it one day on youtube and got so into it, the athmosphere, mature storyline and Keith Davids' legendary voice acting all made it for me

    • @YuukiTakemoto1996
      @YuukiTakemoto1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Keith David's voice is fucking hot. He should be Swayzak if he ever returns on Toonami (but in my lore, he's written with his New Zealander accent from the game, and it's his native Phobian accent. His human disguise is Afro-Kiwi.)

    • @Bulletproof_Trump
      @Bulletproof_Trump ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, the Spawn cartoon was the tits. I'll watch that and then the movie every once in a while back to back. Sigh, it was a different time

  • @Chirocorvidae
    @Chirocorvidae 7 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    fun fact this version of Satan is voiced by Frank Welker, the same voice as, megatron (G1), Kermit form the Muppet babies, and Abu from Aladdin

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      And Fred from scooby doo.

    • @strifenineteen
      @strifenineteen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And Dr klaw

    • @redkite1908
      @redkite1908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Fred From Scooby Doo is freaking Megatron?!
      Damn, Pretender technology has come a long way...

    • @Absolynth
      @Absolynth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NOT the voice actor of Doctor Claw? expectations more subverted than TLJ

    • @JustinBurns17
      @JustinBurns17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sounds like Frank knew how bad this movie would be and belched his lines to sound as much like a Saturday morning cartoon villian and/or Dr. Claw, and cleared his voice long enough to ask for his paycheck and the time he wasted on crap like this.

  • @diegobareno5820
    @diegobareno5820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "He turns into a giant pumpkin head which, according to 90's logic, means he can't talk anymore, he can just go...(makes growling sounds) ...and, of course, he also loses the personality we've seen throughout the rest of the movie."
    Me: Like The Bug from Men in Black.

    • @dorkfish1275
      @dorkfish1275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Although the bug did speak earlier in the film without the disguise, idk why the contradiction exists, but at least the film's good.

    • @YuukiTakemoto1996
      @YuukiTakemoto1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In Toonami fanfics I've seen, Swayzak apparently can grow like so many Power Rangers villains (albeit I'm sure BoneSattelite intended it as a reference to Sark's final moments in Tron.) That just reminded me of it.

  • @PurpleWind64
    @PurpleWind64 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1033

    Someone needs to replace every Satan on film with a cheap Kermit the Frog puppet.

    • @morbius
      @morbius 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      +PurpleWind64 YOU WILL SERVE MY ARMY OF HELL YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

    • @docdave15
      @docdave15 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      We're going to kill you all, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

    • @morbius
      @morbius 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      docdave15
      YAAAAAAAAAAY

    • @docdave15
      @docdave15 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Definetly not a person Look at us, here we are, right where we belong.

    • @morbius
      @morbius 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      docdave15
      yes

  • @anakinguy2
    @anakinguy2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    "N64 devil"
    Come one now, the N64 actually had decent graphics, even if dated today.

    • @Unremarkable6969
      @Unremarkable6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That devil looks like it came from the Sega Saturn.

    • @Bloodletter8
      @Bloodletter8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you still try to kill GWAR?

    • @MforMovesets
      @MforMovesets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Critic is strangely right though with the effects. Spawn at 9:53 looks exactly like the pre-rendered Killer Instinct Gold characters, especially Glacius.

    • @comedyloverism
      @comedyloverism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tekkno Destrukto nah! Atari Jaguar devil.

    • @tynao2029
      @tynao2029 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      imagine being dumb enough to talk about special effects and CGI

  • @rbxCriss
    @rbxCriss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1476

    I mean, an apocalypse led by Kermit the frog would be utterly terrifying.

  • @tadeuferreira4059
    @tadeuferreira4059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Well, as a fan of Spawn, altough this movie has some problems, I think they remained as loyal to the source material as they could, even today we don't see that as much...

    • @grim_2000
      @grim_2000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm not an expert on Spawn, but aren't there a lot of deviations from the comic?
      Spawn basically doesn't have the 'memory loss', Sam & Twitch are just a cameo, Wynn is doing a different thing, no Mafia or Billy Kincaid, Chapel is replaced by Priest, etc

    • @tadeuferreira4059
      @tadeuferreira4059 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@grim_2000, yeah, there are differences from the comic book, but for the most part, you see the charaacter is there, the essence was preserved! and the action figures base on the movie are AWESOME, BTW!

    • @cali69420
      @cali69420 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tadeuferreira4059☝️🤓

  • @ZombieDragQueen
    @ZombieDragQueen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2898

    NC: Does Hell have an instruction book we can read?
    The Devil: Yes, here you go.
    NC: Wait, this is just Apple's user agreement.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      lol

    • @madlink06
      @madlink06 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      +Stefan B. don't forget the book 1984

    • @Antasma1
      @Antasma1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      "This is the google plus sign up"

    • @tarantinoish
      @tarantinoish 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Stefan B.
      That is just a stupid fucking joke. Not at all funny. Don't know how you got so many likes. You're not funny. But you do repeat jokes made time and time again. South Park did it better.

    • @ZombieDragQueen
      @ZombieDragQueen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      pulptarantino
      "That's boring. You're boring everybody. Quit boring everyone!" - Homer Simpson

  • @BlitzedNostradamus
    @BlitzedNostradamus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    "Buy the toys."
    This is actually not a bad idea. Like at all.

    • @GalenNight
      @GalenNight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      TheNeonOutlaw Todd McFarlane toys were always awesome

    • @tadeuferreira4059
      @tadeuferreira4059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep, I had almost all of the ine,s and they were awesome, some of the best figures I came across!

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I bet the devil looked more convincing in toy form.

    • @YuukiTakemoto1996
      @YuukiTakemoto1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had Spawn. I didn't know where he came from, so I always put him with my Spider-Man action figures from the movie because I knew he wasn't DC. Finally, in sixth grade, I saw the movie.

    • @dorkfish1275
      @dorkfish1275 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Fluffkitscripts especially since thats a different character

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    8:57 _"NEXT ON TMZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ . . ."_
    * shudder *

    • @KhanWolf95
      @KhanWolf95 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      TeeeeaaaaaahMehhhhhZeeeyyyyyy!!!!

    • @fhb3
      @fhb3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      +Catzilla TMZ!!! Its OWN level of HELL!!!

    • @MyMomcat
      @MyMomcat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      next on TMZ we caught Selena Gomez breathing

    • @jojones4685
      @jojones4685 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Cathy Holster no one is commenting on how well doug walker knows the devil isnt that weird

    • @MyMomcat
      @MyMomcat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +jo jones not really it's just a joke

  • @clarence5336
    @clarence5336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    love the Sheen reference “I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I never wanted another.”
    Martin Sheen in 'Apocalypse Now' (1979)

  • @geoffreysorkin5774
    @geoffreysorkin5774 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    In defense of the Violator not talking in monster form, he doesn't in the comics or HBO series either. However, he does communicate telepathically, which could have been awesome.

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He at least kept his personality and din’t just go “GWAGGHRAGHWAH”

    • @philipgood5041
      @philipgood5041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you tell me more about the comics? I've only really heard about it, and it looks pretty cool, like a hybrid between venom Spiderman and doctor strange.

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@philipgood5041 The comics are about redemption and what it means to be a hero. The art is very Venom Spider-man (which makes sense because McFarlane drew Venon Spider-man) and the story (while slow for the first 25-30 issues) is a great redemption story and hero arc.
      Spawn goes from gritty anti-hero to traditional hero over time. If you can get through the first 25-30 issues, it is a great series and easily one of the two best (i.e. only good) early Image comics.
      Be warned (this a legitimate trigger warning) that there are themes of domestic violence
      SPOILERS
      Al Simmons was not a good person in life like in the movie. Cyan is not his daughter in the comics, and in fact he hit Wanda before going on his last mission which caused her to miscarry. The story is about him acknowledging that he belonged in Hell and becoming a better person.

    • @Dchcrge00
      @Dchcrge00 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know im a 6yrs late but Violator spoke telepathically in the game Spawn Armageddon

  • @secretlyamartian96
    @secretlyamartian96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    I didn't mind Spawn honestly
    But seriously I would love to see a reboot with today's technology

    • @masonrobertstv5917
      @masonrobertstv5917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Darkwing Queen Discord the Darkwarrior I heard the director is thinking about a reboot of some sort

    • @MatthewSmith-to1hz
      @MatthewSmith-to1hz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wish granted.

    • @danielshimoda9246
      @danielshimoda9246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and now you finally have your wish mahahahahahahahaha..cuz ones being made with Jamie fox hahahaha....

    • @cielo987
      @cielo987 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielshimoda9246 hmm, if Will Smith Can play a homeless man who still has to take care of his son or if Jamie can Play a convincing blind man, I am sure he will be a good spawn too, though I will miss Keith David's voice of Spawn

    • @off-brandproductions
      @off-brandproductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2019, it's coming.
      I'm pretty sure...
      Welp, nevermind.

  • @alejandrovaldez9848
    @alejandrovaldez9848 7 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    4:31 It's like if wolverine was reading a magazine with magneto on the cover.
    Wait did critic just predict the Logan movie?!

  • @Sh0tgunJust1ce
    @Sh0tgunJust1ce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    The devil in this movie looks like a Deathclaw with a 80's rock musician mullet.

    • @toren2099
      @toren2099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He’s not the devil read a comic

    • @ruggiebuggie3195
      @ruggiebuggie3195 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@toren2099 You’re telling him to read a comic, but you can’t even write a sentence. 😂

  • @majorramsey3k
    @majorramsey3k 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    9:15 "How come God hogs up all the good followers and we get all the retards?"
    I swear, the clown/violator is the best part of the movie.

    • @ecgameplayer
      @ecgameplayer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      9:25 "Start diggin'!"

    • @seijin4426
      @seijin4426 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because God wants the good followers for a logical reason.

  • @CaptViewtiful98
    @CaptViewtiful98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    The CG looks more like something the Sega CD crapped out.

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +FanNintendo98 Even the Sega CD wasn't that bad.

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +FanNintendo98 no i've seen better graphics on a gameboy

    • @cleetose
      @cleetose 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sir Fur Actually the Sega CD was much worse them this.

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +FanNintendo98 This movie CGI makes Tekken 1/2 CGI looks like Avatar.

    • @FourthDerivative
      @FourthDerivative 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +FanNintendo98 The Windows 95 maze screensaver had better CGI than this movie.

  • @RazielRodriguezz
    @RazielRodriguezz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    I love Spawn. but this movie could of been soo much better. if you want a spawn movie check out the animated hbo series.

    • @jakandratchet9930
      @jakandratchet9930 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've seen that, I really like it

    • @legoking6165
      @legoking6165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's an animated series based on Spawn on hbo?

    • @Bvggerffpls
      @Bvggerffpls 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Legoking 616
      yep, it's quality

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legoking 616 Yeah, it looked nice from what I remember... ☺

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rick Sanchez the intergalactic Hellspawn But this movie? That's a new one for me! Probably because Batman and Robin and Barb Wire were released the same year...

  • @apollorock3r244
    @apollorock3r244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    11:48 “Red Skull?” “No, that’s a different comic company. I’m Bacon Skull!” XD
    18:46 Funnily enough, the same guy who did the special effects of the Mask also did the special effects in this movie as well.
    Rewatching this review after Spawn’s confirmation for Mortal Kombat 11.

  • @thejamman4070
    @thejamman4070 8 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Does anyone else hear the Nicholes Cage version of the opening theme whenever it plays?

  • @GeneralJerrard101
    @GeneralJerrard101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    You seem to be real good friends with the devil but... have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

    • @celebitto7869
      @celebitto7869 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He just needs to remember not to rub another man's rhubarb

    • @GeneralJerrard101
      @GeneralJerrard101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Melvin? Melvin? Brother of the Joker?

    • @crappycondor8022
      @crappycondor8022 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is it bad I only know that from Fallout 1?

    • @XrosM
      @XrosM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      As a matter of fact, I have. We were on a blind date. Unfortunately he never returns my calls. Says I’m too creepy!

    • @Jacoboby1
      @Jacoboby1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I tried but he kept stepping on my toes...

  • @teamhex
    @teamhex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    I lost it at "Set your guns to not even close!"

  • @ps7372
    @ps7372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    The Spawn Devil looks like a demon possessed Scooby Doo mixed with a donkey.

    • @garrtoons4303
      @garrtoons4303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or if the original design of Movie Sonic and one of the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park had a horribly rendered baby.

    • @lucasgibbs4050
      @lucasgibbs4050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s not the devil, it’s a demon named Malebolgia, don’t worry it’s an easy mistake to make, but the demon Scooby Doo thing still stands.

    • @tonysmith4687
      @tonysmith4687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or a ginger girls hair got nuked and then was genetically mutated with sausage rolls for the next scoopy doo movie. Scoopy doo meets spawn:yes we got sued by the world.

    • @lucasgibbs4050
      @lucasgibbs4050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or if Scrappy Doo from the 2002 Scooby Doo movie raped the original design for Movie Sonic mixed with X Men Origins: Wolverine’s Deadpool, I mean Deadpool’s lips were stitched shut, it would supposedly explain Malebolgia’s lips don’t move.

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DONKEY!

  • @Shadowechokat
    @Shadowechokat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Kermit the frog? Why is he in hell?

    • @Zane_Fukkatsu
      @Zane_Fukkatsu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      +MachMetalSonic I can think of a few reasons. Like the signs review. lol.

    • @мастерсмерти
      @мастерсмерти 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Rape

    • @shame3857
      @shame3857 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Pig fucking?

    • @chrislaurent1137
      @chrislaurent1137 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +MachMetalSonic I think after what happened in the Labyrinth review

    • @manospondylus
      @manospondylus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +ejay young absolutely haram

  • @kittyanya
    @kittyanya 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    That green ranger was Angela the avenging angel. Her earrings are dead hellspawn. She was going to have a bigger role if the sequel was ever made.

    • @dr.timelord0483
      @dr.timelord0483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The funny thing is there are sequels to this. Spawn 2, and Spawn 3: The Ultimate Battle. Both are animated though.

    • @zck4398
      @zck4398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dr.timelord0483 those arent related to the movie, they are just the 2nd and 3rd seasons of the hbo animated show.

    • @dr.timelord0483
      @dr.timelord0483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@zck4398 Well then. I'm an idiot. Sorry!

    • @zck4398
      @zck4398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dr.timelord0483 no problem dude, i was just clearing up any confusion🙂

    • @dr.timelord0483
      @dr.timelord0483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zck4398 Thanks.

  • @irishman6414
    @irishman6414 8 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    The funny thing is, in the comics they don't really tell you anything about the back story until a few issues in. It's very mysterious and you discover it all in flashbacks. In fact, it's pretty much like what they did with Deadpool. The movie just dumps it on you all at once, so it doesn't really work that well.

    • @Bloodpasta97
      @Bloodpasta97 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Stephen Leotti Which one deadpool or spawn

    • @irishman6414
      @irishman6414 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Zack Bloodworth In Deadpool (the movie) they start with Deadpool already in the suit, and then tell you how he got there in flashback. Which is similar to how they introduce Spawn in the comics, and should have done in the movie, but they didn't.

    • @ECL28E
      @ECL28E 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Stephen Leotti Also, his memories are fragmented, so even he doesn't know until much later

    • @drakesentertainment4704
      @drakesentertainment4704 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hated that to I love the comics and t was cool in who was this character

    • @irishman6414
      @irishman6414 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** You are correct.

  • @lrakreacts8518
    @lrakreacts8518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Not gonna lie Tamra looks good in that outfit

  • @ravager48
    @ravager48 8 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    You know what the irony is for the effects? They won an award for best special effects at the time.

    • @imthinkinwacky2859
      @imthinkinwacky2859 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      HOW?! What kind of brain damage did the awards show have when they saw this movie?! Didn't they see how awful Malebolgia (you know, that shitty-looking Devil whose name the Critic never mentions?) looked?!

    • @ravager48
      @ravager48 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Dakota Foote Yeah...I know that. I'm telling this to all the people who are unaware this. It's like going back in time and looking at 32-bit graphics. It may look like shit to this generation, but for me at that time it was mind blowing.

    • @tommycarr8111
      @tommycarr8111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Yeah, but even in 1997 there was better CGI - even Toy Story looked more realistic than the hell in this movie.

    • @ravager48
      @ravager48 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Tommy Carr T2's and Jurassic Park's CGI still look good to this day.

    • @phantomzone2725
      @phantomzone2725 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well, at least they tried with the available technology of the nineties.

  • @PutrickStir
    @PutrickStir 8 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    The only reason I know who spawn is, is because I had the Xbox version of soul caliber 2 growing up, spawn was a guest character

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG

    • @trevon444
      @trevon444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Marco Palomba people who bought the gamecube version had link as a guest character

    • @marcopalomba9463
      @marcopalomba9463 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      trevon444 yep, but wasn't Necrid a special feature as well?

    • @PutrickStir
      @PutrickStir 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Marco Palomba necrid was on all versions of the game

    • @marcopalomba9463
      @marcopalomba9463 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ethan Taugner oh, ok. Thought I would have gladly traded Spawn for Link...great game, great memories...

  • @Werevampiwolf
    @Werevampiwolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Malcom's Devil voice is incredible.

  • @ninjabluefyre3815
    @ninjabluefyre3815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I am now convinced that this was a reworked sequel to the Mask. I am also convinced that Son of the Mask was a reworked sequel to this.

  • @ek67
    @ek67 7 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Who put Tommy Wiseau in charge of the effects for this movie

    • @anthonyrodriguez6456
      @anthonyrodriguez6456 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Emily Kreiger
      Master Wiseau doesn't bother with you little chicken effects.
      Cheep cheep cheep cheepepepep

    • @oianony7098
      @oianony7098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tttooo be fair.... tommy would of done a better job.. probably

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was actually the fault of a bunch of CGI Bros who got fired, and forever banned, from Skywalker Ranch by Lucas. They literally tried using this movie as a demo reel for their “skills”. They even changed the final battle to CGI Hell in the middle of filming, with only 1/8th of the effects budget left, and in trade for 7days of planned filming days.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cjwrench07 Considering how kickass the spawns costume design was it feels really out of place in this movie.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jebu911 yeah, the practical suits were all great. For me, it was Leguizamo’s Violator suit that really impressed me the most.

  • @ronnielee3393
    @ronnielee3393 7 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    The "hell" in the South Park movie looked better than this shit!

  • @jarjester2922
    @jarjester2922 8 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    What happened to Spawn? Deadpool gets a good movie, why can't Spawn?

    • @jarjester2922
      @jarjester2922 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not a movie tho.

    • @MrStath1986
      @MrStath1986 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Todd McFarlane is taking forever with a script because he insists on writing it himself, even though you could give it to any decent horror script writer and put together a decent Spawn story.

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      there was an MTV cartoon that came out shortly after the movie which Todd Mcfarlen had direct control over. It's been awhile since I've seen it, but if memory serves correct the first couple seasons were actually pretty good, although the last one kinda started to go down hill a little.

    • @Recoil816
      @Recoil816 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It was a HBO cartoon.

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *****
      makes me wonder how the hell their gonna pull off a preacher mini series. which is currently in the works.
      Don't think they'll ever get around to doing the crossed though. If I had to sum that comic up in two words it would be " murder orgy"

  • @6oclocknewsat8
    @6oclocknewsat8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    "If you won't lead my army, then you must die!"
    Me: Heeeee's allllllready DEAD!😡😬

    • @kareemmasri3934
      @kareemmasri3934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I read the comment in squidwards voice during his Hash-Slinging Slasher story.

    • @Korbsio
      @Korbsio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yup. Thats the joke.

    • @bla5t3rproductions41
      @bla5t3rproductions41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait would that make him double dead

    • @InvestedGman
      @InvestedGman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bla5t3rproductions41 It still doesn't make any sense.

    • @KVIA01
      @KVIA01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wheres he gonna go, double hell?

  • @derGhebbet
    @derGhebbet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    There's two things I like about this movie, John Leguizamo and the music.

    • @tseliius
      @tseliius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Other Devil
      I couldn’t agree more! Also, love the Blitzwing profile picture~ 👍🏻

    • @roninja6929
      @roninja6929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The soundtrack was sick! I actually still have it on CD.😀

    • @YuukiTakemoto1996
      @YuukiTakemoto1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The soundtrack is the most glorious thing ever. Needs more Moloko though.

  • @balgus82
    @balgus82 8 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    All these years and I had NEVER noticed the Clown's face on that air freshener. lol

    • @doct1400
      @doct1400 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +balgus82 Same. But I suck at Easter Egg stuff like that. To be fair I don't think I had seen Apocalypse Now when I last saw Spawn.

    • @WinterSoldierLTE
      @WinterSoldierLTE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +balgus82 It was actually part of the plot initially. I read the book adaptation of this flick back when it came out (was a huge Spawn fan so anything 'Spawn' related was a "Must buy!" back then) and in the book Clown had been keeping tabs on Wanda and Terry, and the air freshener was his way of messing with them. Wanda even at one point asked Terry: "Hey, did you or Al put this in my car?" which led to one of those typical "Nah, wasn't me and I don't see why he would" "Oh, ok. Well, it's werid but I don't have time to think about it 'cos I'm late for work!" convos between the two.

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +balgus82 That makes two of us!!

    • @GinaTonik
      @GinaTonik 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +WinterSoldier LTE Thanks bro, that's actually interesting.

    • @KageMaxwell
      @KageMaxwell 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me either.

  • @christinawilkephillips7684
    @christinawilkephillips7684 8 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    binge watching nc.... again :-P

    • @ChannelAwesome
      @ChannelAwesome  8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Awesome!

    • @robertwood4152
      @robertwood4152 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Channel Awesome REVEIW the Spawn show from fox

    • @friendlysith7789
      @friendlysith7789 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Channel Awesome An actual big (?) TH-camr that actually cares about their fans and replies to comments? WOAH!

    • @christinawilkephillips7684
      @christinawilkephillips7684 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg, i cant believe I got a reply from channel Awesome!.........Awesome! ...................... I'll tell my grandchildren about this day! :-P.... I wondery who replied to me 0_o??

    • @Haaklong
      @Haaklong 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too, but only because I started watching him very recently.

  • @ECL28E
    @ECL28E 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    4:47 - 4:52
    Just the wife. Cyan wasn't born yet. In fact, she's Wanda and Terry's child. Al was actually impotent.

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In the movie Cyan is Al's daughter. In the TV show Al was impotent. In the comics Wanda was pregnant right before Al's last mission, they got into an argument, he hit her and she miscarried.

    • @animechic420
      @animechic420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@geoffreysorkin5774 the fuck? 😳

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@animechic420 in the comics Al belonged in Hell because he was a bad person. He redeems himself over the course of the comics and becomes a hero. The studio didn’t want to have a first film where Al is a villain protagonist, so they made him a hero who went to hell for being a killer soldier.

    • @animechic420
      @animechic420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@geoffreysorkin5774 I was reacting more towards the argument Al had with Wanda that not only led to him hitting her, but her having a miscarriage.

  • @pastelramen3162
    @pastelramen3162 8 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    The Kermit uprising is upon us

    • @KhanWolf95
      @KhanWolf95 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!

    • @thevagabond1314
      @thevagabond1314 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Zynnix lol

    • @CredibleHulk98602
      @CredibleHulk98602 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its the Deadpool Corps

    • @thevagabond1314
      @thevagabond1314 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +The Credible Hulk you've got a point

    • @CuppaLLX
      @CuppaLLX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +PizzaKing Films YEAHHHHH!

  • @bigmetroidfan1263
    @bigmetroidfan1263 8 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    11:09-11:13 Wait? You didn't like the Martix?
    Out!
    But it was symbolic and meant stuff.

    • @sandreid87
      @sandreid87 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @WadeWoodring
      @WadeWoodring 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's what I thought!

    • @thatnerdyguy8701
      @thatnerdyguy8701 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bigmetroidfan12 just because it's symbolic and meant stuff doesn't automatically make it a good movie

    • @SefniAsheforr
      @SefniAsheforr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JL member Someone doesn't get the joke...

    • @inky5574
      @inky5574 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SefniAsheforr neither do u because in the matrix review when chester a bum says the movie is symbollic and means stuff the Critic replies with what JL Member just said

  • @JoeChillton
    @JoeChillton 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Apparently Todd wants to make a reboot, we'll see, cause he's been saying this shit for years.

  • @moviemaniac2159
    @moviemaniac2159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Fun fact: Nicol Williamson also played the Nome King in "Return to Oz" and Badger in 1996's "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride".

    • @thatsjustprime8096
      @thatsjustprime8096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nicol Williamson, also played Merlin in Excalibur, his most defining role. Check it out. It's pure 80's cheese, and pure class as well.

    • @jcollins1305
      @jcollins1305 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He’s great in “The Cheap Detective” a very funny film.

  • @SasukeUchiha-ix2yk
    @SasukeUchiha-ix2yk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    I know playstation 1 games that look better than the CG, no wonder Todd McFarlane is making a reboot to give Spawn a proper film (Note, I namely refer to the CG Malbosia, if I spelled the name of that demon right)

    • @celebitto7869
      @celebitto7869 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Really, when?

    • @SasukeUchiha-ix2yk
      @SasukeUchiha-ix2yk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We haven't had a release date yet sadly, he says it should be within the next year or two

    • @ToxicDarkLord
      @ToxicDarkLord 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah i heard about that and I hear they wanna do a arkhum asylum movie with batman

    • @MrThorider
      @MrThorider 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Sasuke Uchiha yeah.... he also said he was going to finish the animated series but it seems that will never happen...

    • @SasukeUchiha-ix2yk
      @SasukeUchiha-ix2yk 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah that sucks, i at least hope he means it with the movie

  • @SomeoneElse-
    @SomeoneElse- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Mickey: Hit the bag!
    Rocky: **punch**
    Mickey: You're good
    I'm gonna piss myself xD

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Appolo
      Yoda: move that rock.
      *moves rock*
      Yoda: that's enough.

    • @bossstar4770
      @bossstar4770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GigaChadh976 Wax on......you don't need to know the rest.

  • @frankbizzoco1954
    @frankbizzoco1954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    In the comic, if I remember it is explained that Violator, and Malebolgia(the one you call the devil) speak telepathically, so having Malebolgia's mouth not moving makes sense. But that is pretty much all they got right. John Leguisamo's portrayal as Clown/Violator is pretty good too. I am still waiting patiently for the new Spawn movie.

  • @alexcaruso8766
    @alexcaruso8766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    12:28. "Set your guns to NOT even close." Good god how that needs to be the tagline for the NEXT Star Wars film!

  • @AbbasKhan9364
    @AbbasKhan9364 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    ''Buddy.. I served with the Devil, I knew the Devil, the devil is a friend of my mine.. You sir, are no ''Devil''.
    That line was pretty badass.

  • @codycole2684
    @codycole2684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "DONT JUDGE ME" -Satan whilst writing on a Doctor McStuffins card

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    I don't think it's fair to compare Spawn's CGI to _any_ generation of video games. The priorities are just so...different. To put it simply, it probably has about as many polygons as a PS2-3 game but less idea of how to use them than the first 3D games ever made. The problem was less the technology and more the (lack of) art direction.

    • @theriggslygamer1910
      @theriggslygamer1910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He should have said it looks like Doom 3.

    • @captainrjs8403
      @captainrjs8403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      82 likes!? Really? Was it worth the time and effort to create 82 different profiles just the make your own comment look good?

    • @1xWertzui
      @1xWertzui 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It does look like a pre-rendered intro video of a 90s game. Or in a less lucky situation, the entirety of an FMV game (that is probably made of quick-time events as gameplay).

    • @Ender-im5ez
      @Ender-im5ez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theriggslygamer1910
      More like Doom 64

    • @hansnystrompastor8690
      @hansnystrompastor8690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I belive it looks ok, specially at time

  • @G1manime
    @G1manime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    4:27 I never knew about that.
    15:58 Yeah, like how they did Scorpion after he pulled his mask off.
    17:38 Awesome
    20:44 Right! I said that too when I was little.

  • @Dnize24
    @Dnize24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Doug, you have some amazing joke writing skills. Even Family Guy bite your comedy! You're honestly so underrated as a commentator, writer and comedian. Thank you for the many, many laughs.

  • @thiagots85
    @thiagots85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I'll never complain about seeing Melinda Clarke in some sexy clothing.

  • @producoesgomi1168
    @producoesgomi1168 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Why, Black Dynamite?!?!?! Why!!!

  • @pauricboylan3571
    @pauricboylan3571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The spawn costume was awesome and the mask covering his face effect.

  • @rachelkoz1420
    @rachelkoz1420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Review jem and the holograms

  • @Djinsin
    @Djinsin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I'm always confused when in movies and shows the Devil wants Armageddon to happen. I highly doubt that he hasn't read the Bible, so I would think that the Devil would want to put off the end of days as much s possible. He's got a sweet deal.

    • @2wingo
      @2wingo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It's due to the misbelief that Satan is a ruler of the damned instead of just an overseer.

    • @RoosterMontgomery
      @RoosterMontgomery 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Malebolgia isn't the Devil in Spawn. He's the ruler of the 8th sphere of Hell. Spawn kills him and later confronts Satan and God, further finding out that God is not the almighty creator of the cosmos but Satan's twin brother and are children of the true cosmological creator called the Mother of Existence.

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Wow. And I thought ACTUAL Christianity was fucking insane.

    • @WadeWoodring
      @WadeWoodring 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Albus Kane Right?

    • @Djinsin
      @Djinsin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What I mean is that he has a sweet deal now. He gets to torture all the souls he wants in Hell and make peoples lives go to crap through subtle means on Earth. There's no reason he should want Armageddon to happen so soon. It's not like he's being tortured in Hell.

  • @MalevolentFae
    @MalevolentFae 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I swear. The Devil is one of Malcolm's best roles.

  • @queencancerous5332
    @queencancerous5332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    It’s funny how the cartoon is more mature and serious than the movie is

  • @uvebun1301
    @uvebun1301 8 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    OMFG I DIED WHEN SHE SAID "nice outfit" then nostalgia critic said "look who is talking prostitart" that is never gonna get old for me atleast

  • @kingofthegundam7974
    @kingofthegundam7974 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Martin Sheen also played Uncle Ben in Amazing Spider Man, and he was pretty cool there.

    • @Juancl157
      @Juancl157 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's a much better superhero movie

    • @kingofthegundam7974
      @kingofthegundam7974 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep.

    • @Captain__Harlock
      @Captain__Harlock 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Juan CL Correction, slightly better. I fact I hesitate to use the word "better" as that implies it was good :P

    • @kingofthegundam7974
      @kingofthegundam7974 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Primus1985 I liked them well enough. They were flawed, but fairly enjoyable. I'm glad Marvel Studios has Spider Man back though. Some of the ideas Sony had for the Amazing Spider Man franchise were downright ridiculous.

    • @Captain__Harlock
      @Captain__Harlock 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +KingoftheGundam79 Meh for me I could never get into them 2 especially was terrible. Had one good scene with him fighting Electro (gag) in Times Square but other than that :P Dont know weather it was the writing, direction or the actor but my God that Peter Parker sucked, he was like some creepy emo kid. Yeah Sony was gonna try and world build so they can make multiple movies around Spider-Man, instead of doing the right thing and letting it go to Marvel.
      I'd rather watch Spider-Man 3 again than Amazing 1 or two.

  • @SuperSaiyan2Ethan
    @SuperSaiyan2Ethan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    13:36 I actually pissed my pants laughing at The Clown cheerleader dance.

    • @GBmovieluv
      @GBmovieluv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I remembered laughing and having a freaked out WTH when I first saw that scene...and that was when I was in my 20s

    • @Eidolon1andOnly
      @Eidolon1andOnly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Keep better control of your bladder.

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just got to that part as I read this!!!😂😂😂

  • @cooldemon4971
    @cooldemon4971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Doug may not know it, but The Violator acts exactly the same as in the comics, he did make all these porn and fart jokes

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Violator was really the only good part of the movie. The acting and writing were both good for his character. Jason Wynn was terribly written, Cain was terribly written, and Spawn was terribly written. Cain was decently acted, but both Wynn and Spawn were acted almost as badly as they were written.

    • @darthcinema4262
      @darthcinema4262 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad they changed that in the HBO animated series

  • @Tauttuk
    @Tauttuk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The "E" stands for evil.
    In "man of steel" the "S" stood for hope.
    The "M" from my avatar stands for wisdom. Right?

    • @YuukiTakemoto1996
      @YuukiTakemoto1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The "S" on Swayzak's torso (yes, that diamond is the Phobian character for "S") means control. Swayzak is always a control freak, even after he becomes a hero.

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I legitimately do not understand how this film works. Seriously. I've watched the film, I've watched this review, and I can't understand how it works.

    • @threat9231
      @threat9231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It doesn't work. Lol

    • @ndt_dynamite2247
      @ndt_dynamite2247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@threat9231 late, but correct

    • @mobiledota2555
      @mobiledota2555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just watch the HBO Spawn series,it's a helluva show more better than this crap.

    • @Eidolon1andOnly
      @Eidolon1andOnly 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mobiledota2555 *more good, or *better, but never "more better"

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Eidolon1andOnly more better so it is the bestestest clearly

  • @47Cartoonguy
    @47Cartoonguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    big in the 90s Spawn Spawn Spawn
    created by a guy named Mcfarland
    had his own show on HBO
    did the plot make sense no no no

    • @derrickwilliams3832
      @derrickwilliams3832 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @derrbarn14
      @derrbarn14 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Derrick Williams hi other Derrick! :D

    • @HurricaneDDragon
      @HurricaneDDragon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +47Cartoonguy Robot Chicken 4 LIFE!

    • @roboguy75
      @roboguy75 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +47Cartoonguy Hey I liked that show. Wasn't perfect but definitely better than this.

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!

  • @mr.sisterfister3161
    @mr.sisterfister3161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Tamara's ability to look sexy in any costume possible is a superpower all on it's own.

    • @MarioMendoza-yr8we
      @MarioMendoza-yr8we ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love tamara chambers

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni ปีที่แล้ว

      see an optometrist
      edit: I mean go to one, your vision is so bad you probably can't see one

  • @zander2758
    @zander2758 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    a kermet puppet looks more real than this devil

  • @Renigami
    @Renigami 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    11:12
    "I am going to put you in contact with a real professional"
    "Benny, how fast can you get down here?"
    "I'm already here."
    ...
    "I like him already!"
    And this is why Nostalgia Critic skits still have it.

  • @KitsuneRokaku
    @KitsuneRokaku 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    11:15 BENNY!!!! Nice to have him back! He's so badass he didn't need to be on camera

  • @Jarod-vg9wq
    @Jarod-vg9wq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Just started reading the spawn comic and I’m in love.

  • @jamesloucks2562
    @jamesloucks2562 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Man, when the Hell is Spawn going to get an update? Ive been waiting for a new Spawn movie for years.

    • @hydranoid2009
      @hydranoid2009 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I believe they are working on one atm actually

    • @comedyloverism
      @comedyloverism 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      James Loucks Mr. Mcfarlane just finished the script for a new Spawn movie.

    • @jamesloucks2562
      @jamesloucks2562 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noice.

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2019, actually.

  • @classact9557
    @classact9557 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Well, you look better in it than Topher Grace"
    I damn near died of laughter

  • @giorgialadashvili4771
    @giorgialadashvili4771 8 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Roger Ebert gave this 3.5 out of 4, calling it unforgettable visual experience (((

    • @SharpDesign
      @SharpDesign 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      (facepalm)

    • @Theo186
      @Theo186 8 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      +გიორგი ალადაშვილი Well, he wasn't wrong. Would you forget THOSE visuals?

    • @randygelion
      @randygelion 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Roger Elbert also gave the matrix revolutions thumbs up saying it ended with a bang!

    • @randygelion
      @randygelion 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Actually I seen this movie back in 1997 and I never forgot those visuals!! It's just puzzling how nobody in editing noticed how bad they looked! I mean seriously, when spawn got tossed across hell, he was skipping, like there was a problem with the game disc!

    • @giorgialadashvili4771
      @giorgialadashvili4771 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +randygelion Bang?! More like with a whimper. That said, I don't hate Revolutions nearly as much others do.

  • @jamespeeler6229
    @jamespeeler6229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:12 “I served with the devil. I knew the devil. The devil is a friend of mine. You sir, are no devil.” It took me a minute

  • @SlashinatorZ
    @SlashinatorZ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Wow there were more good jokes in this than several reviews combined

    • @Humpsterlicious
      @Humpsterlicious 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Kevin the Cow Oh ffs, Not this vegan day cow bullshit, STOP IT. Fucking vegans...

    • @TSBsteamAllNaturalHighs
      @TSBsteamAllNaturalHighs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Humpsterlicious Whuh?

    • @penguin64p
      @penguin64p 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Evan Gragg I still think the planet of the apes remake review was the funniest. haha

    • @RacinZilla003
      @RacinZilla003 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch as I write my name in the Snow

    • @Phoenix2312
      @Phoenix2312 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Evan Gragg Guess it depends on the movie... Some of the films Critic has reviewed in the past just write their own script...

  • @hrwatchinpuff6551
    @hrwatchinpuff6551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I honor these films because they helped to start the genre...my nephews laugh at the 1930s Flash Gordon serials, but they’re big Star Wars fans. Lucas was inspired by those old serials...I have a 70inch screen, and I enjoy all these films.

  • @jamesbacon300
    @jamesbacon300 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    They should just make reboots of all 90's movies that sucked

    • @CasaiAgicap
      @CasaiAgicap 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There would never be any kind of movie other than reboots then

    • @petruciosxdrn5881
      @petruciosxdrn5881 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +CasaiAgicap Sick burn bruh.

  • @alienape3171
    @alienape3171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    21:30
    Spawn says that he's going to kill him and for him to send a message to his boss who is inhale implying that when he kills him he's going to go to hell but if his boss is already in hell when he kills him wouldn't he just respawn?

  • @Venserql
    @Venserql 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    4:05 so you aren't gonna mention the evil guy has a framed picture of atomic bomb in his office?
    EDIT: nevermind 5:19

  • @1andonlyzara
    @1andonlyzara 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    In all fairness, John Leguizamo's performance as the Violator is probably the best thing about this movie.

  • @il100374
    @il100374 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "Set your guns to "not even close.." HAHAH

  • @peytonredulfin4850
    @peytonredulfin4850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    To the people who saw the spawn trailer for mk11, comment here!

  • @DragonGuy24
    @DragonGuy24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I gotta admit Nostalga Critic has a badass intro

  • @jseeker1867
    @jseeker1867 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Watch this while you can before TH-cam rips it away!

    • @ANLATCHNOON
      @ANLATCHNOON 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here, have a cake 🍰 while you watch this. :)

    • @DeadlockDrago
      @DeadlockDrago 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +jseeker1867 Or just out right claims it.

  • @Lucios1995
    @Lucios1995 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "What assassin dresses like that?"
    Black Widow?
    10:55
    "Armor, bulletproof vest, a mask to hide your face!"
    Black Widow?

  • @maurreese
    @maurreese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The HBO Spawn was incredible and can be found on TH-cam.

  • @misterb3577
    @misterb3577 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "There's no knockin' this cock-in!" Goddamit, that needs to be a catchphrase. XD

  • @XanderPGK
    @XanderPGK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is now on Netflix

    • @XanderPGK
      @XanderPGK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (Dr claw) uh how dare you!?

    • @AliensAreNoobs
      @AliensAreNoobs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Xpgk Gamovie reviewer This is why I'm here. And he didn't even mention the completely random transitions out of nowhere.

  • @cataclysm7823
    @cataclysm7823 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    First rule to being a stormtrooper: "Set your guns to not even close!!"

    • @NavySharkz
      @NavySharkz 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that same rule applies to everyone who works for Cobra.

  • @NashTheBlade
    @NashTheBlade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:42 and 14:30
    These are the TMZ parts I'm sure people wanted to see most of all when rewatching this video
    Truly It is a Hell for Hell