Ah the heavy bolter. Its like the gym, you have to put the work for the long haul to see the results. But then you look back and see just how far you have come.
Can confirm: He is not in my walls. Heard something in the wall and blasted it with a 12 gauge a couple nights ago; and a video still is made. He is not in my walls at least. Lol
0:50 The Auto Bolt Rifle is in a weird place in terms of balance because the Bolt Rifle has a Grenade Attachment which makes it way better at clearing Hordes, but Tactical also has access to the Heavy Bolt Rifle which is better at damage per bullet and is still fully automatic, meaning the Auto has no niche it can fill that it's brothers don't already do better. RIP.
instigator bolt carbine before he was old "If fighting is to result in victory you must fight! Sun Tzu said that. And I’d say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it. And then he perfected it so that no living man could beat him in the ring of honor! Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them all on a boat, and he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward every time a bunch of animals are gathered in one place it’s called a zoo! Unless it’s a farm!"
When I saw the Bolt Rifle, I KNEW it was the jack of ALL trades. It is my standart and my highest from start to finish, it never dissapointed me, neither did it dissapoint the Emperor!
And it might as well be Lore accurate as all machinery in the Imperium of Man has a Machine Spirit. Awesome work from start to finish. Also you may very well be in my walls but so is a gateway to the deep warp so I don’t recommend hanging around too much…. Never know what might reach out and try to grab you. (It did solve my Rat and Possum problem so I’ll call that a win)
Don’t worry auto bolt rifle, I’ll be your friend. It’s not your fault that Tactical stole Heavy’s bolt rifle and refuses to give it back… (Please Focus give Heavy the heavy bolt rifle I beg. I don’t care if it would just be a worse heavy bolter I just want to live out my heavy intercessor fantasies in peace)
This has got to be one of the BEST videos on TH-cam! I was DYING of laughter the whole way through! Great to hear loads of familiar voices make it into the video! Congrats on 10k Subs Jeb! You absolutely deserve it! Let's push for 100k Subs now! Sad to see that my voice couldn't make it into the finished product, but I had lots of fun recording the voice over for it.
Oh, heavy bolt rifle, don't you worry. I'm gonna make sure you get your upgrades, and once the enemy waves start coming in, the heavy is going to be HORRIFIED at how well we can do his job without him! And remember, just because Daddy tactical doesn't always use you doesn't mean he doesn't love you 😘!
First one "Oh my god the oldies were right! Grandpa always told me stories about how it once was! There is truly nothing better then the stench of burned corpses in the morning. I start to get why it was so popular in the forties. Nice two why people once build so many summer camps for it.😊
Why was that guy speaking mandarin (i Assume) So Hilarious to me? I don't even get the joke but i laughed! I should have waited a bit longer XD the two plasma guns being full of themselves (rightfully so) and the German dudes my god i am in tears. Your community is fun man.
I've only started watching your videos today, I'm not usually one to like and subscribe; as my interests often switch more often than an ADHD toddler. But your dry humour and general intolerance for most people, resonates with me on a spiritual level. I hope your TH-cam career excels, so I'm not resigned to watch politically correct ass hats; that fear having an opinion in the off chance someone is offended. The emperor would be pleased with you.
It’s a long standing joke that you need to be on the spectrum to do the job I do. But there’s one guy that’s deep into loony toons lore that will go on long winded, heated rants about how daffy’s girlfriends were all abusive. He’s the black Templar.
Congrats on the 10k, I will now echo the words “I’m an OG” like a bland, boring, unoriginal, and uninspiring NPC every time you have a subscriber special
@@JebblesJunior I am also fluid in Cantonese and I still have no idea what the Bolt Carbine just yapped about. Something about mother fuckers, kung fu, China man, and open eyes.
I am a primordial entity i know all, and i know nothing. One can't comprehend the things I've seen and know, and once i pass into the Great, beyond all of this knowledge will be lost like tears in the rain. P.S. i am in your walls😉
0:50 Auto Bolt Rifle
01:18 Stalker Bolt Rifle
01:52 Heavy Bolt Rifle
02:35 Bolt Carbine
02:50 Bolt Carbine 2
03:40 Instigator Bolt Carbine
04:13 Occulus Bolt Carbine
04:58 Heavy Plasma Incinerator
05:15 Plasma Incinerator
05:51 Las Fusil
06:37 Bolt Sniper Rifle
07:17 Heavy Bolter
08:05 Melta Rifle
08:23 Multi-Melta
08:51 Bolt Pistol
09:39 Heavy Bolt Pistol
10:07 Plasma Pistol
10:32 Chainsword
10:52 Combat Knife
11:14 Power Fist
11:44 Thunder Hammer
12:04 Power Sword
12:42 Bolt Rifle
The machine spirit of my boltpistol yelling slurs at me because I missed 5 still hormagaunts
All the while laughing to itself because it misaligned the feed into the heads up display of your helmet to make sure you missed…
Always remember to recite the litanies of repair and the canticals of reload and sight alignment or else. No, I will not explain further.
@@firefang600 brother tech marine my bolter refuses to heed my reverant litanies and canticles.
It’s ok my bolt pistol is roaring exploitives as I hit a warrior with two mags and it opts to not die😂
Vanguard, White Scars, a Bolt Pistol, a Melta Gun, and a fucking Knife. I am God's, GREATEST mistake.
I agree.
Swap out White scars for Space Wolves and Knife with chainsword, and it's only WORSE FROM THERE BOYO!.
"You actually remembered me?"
"Always, my love"
If the gun starts talking dirty to me, it's becoming the ammunition.
Plasma weapons are known to be loose like that.
Coward
If I could donate to a comment, this would be one.
Ah the heavy bolter. Its like the gym, you have to put the work for the long haul to see the results. But then you look back and see just how far you have come.
You can't be in my walls if I am in your walls.
Have you considered sharing the walls?
How do you know I have walls to reside in?
I AM THE WALL!
@@JebblesJunior I am the wall.
@@arrgylerawrgyle3784 G-GUH!?
Can confirm: He is not in my walls. Heard something in the wall and blasted it with a 12 gauge a couple nights ago; and a video still is made. He is not in my walls at least. Lol
I know what my Heavy Bolter says, it says "DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!"
Me and my chainsaw sword just making rabid dog sounds the whole game
YES, the Scotsman has to be my favorite 😂
The Germans are a close 2nd, mostly because of it reminding me of the Steiner Scout Lance.
Achtung! there might be Cappellans around.
@@emil3801
0:50 The Auto Bolt Rifle is in a weird place in terms of balance because the Bolt Rifle has a Grenade Attachment which makes it way better at clearing Hordes, but Tactical also has access to the Heavy Bolt Rifle which is better at damage per bullet and is still fully automatic, meaning the Auto has no niche it can fill that it's brothers don't already do better. RIP.
Meltas talking German is just straight up Gold xD
instigator bolt carbine before he was old "If fighting is to result in victory you must fight! Sun Tzu said that. And I’d say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it. And then he perfected it so that no living man could beat him in the ring of honor! Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them all on a boat, and he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward every time a bunch of animals are gathered in one place it’s called a zoo! Unless it’s a farm!"
This was hilarious. 2:35 has to be my favorite because the Chinese voice came out of left field and instantly had me rolling
0:33 okay I'll be nice just don't do the power sword dirty 12:03 okay how ever did power sword nailed it
When I saw the Bolt Rifle, I KNEW it was the jack of ALL trades. It is my standart and my highest from start to finish, it never dissapointed me, neither did it dissapoint the Emperor!
I resonate with the Plasma Pistol and the Combat Knife
8:26 ich leibe meinen MultiMelta
Hell yeah brother! Fister until she mister.
Now im wondering how admech weapons would sound.
What type of personality would a gun that shoots FUCKING LIGHTNING have?
First thought that comes to mind is a screaming mad scientist.
i mean lighting is plasma soooo
I can tell you, a lot of puns.
Either binary or mathematical lingo so esoteric, the understanding of it died when the Men of Iron rose up.
Congrats jebbles, it's good to see your hard work paying off.
The Powerfist understands that the cream... rises to the top, ohyeah.
And it might as well be Lore accurate as all machinery in the Imperium of Man has a Machine Spirit.
Awesome work from start to finish.
Also you may very well be in my walls but so is a gateway to the deep warp so I don’t recommend hanging around too much…. Never know what might reach out and try to grab you. (It did solve my Rat and Possum problem so I’ll call that a win)
Me and Corvus are hanging out in there talking shit this very moment.
I saw the built-in grenade launcher and never left.
Don’t worry auto bolt rifle, I’ll be your friend. It’s not your fault that Tactical stole Heavy’s bolt rifle and refuses to give it back…
(Please Focus give Heavy the heavy bolt rifle I beg. I don’t care if it would just be a worse heavy bolter I just want to live out my heavy intercessor fantasies in peace)
The rain on the background on the heavy bolt rifle really got me
That charged chainsword attack not connecting at 5:35 was absolutely tragic
Because the one thing the neuro needed was an invincibility window.
Multi-melta absolutely killed me
This has got to be one of the BEST videos on TH-cam! I was DYING of laughter the whole way through! Great to hear loads of familiar voices make it into the video!
Congrats on 10k Subs Jeb! You absolutely deserve it! Let's push for 100k Subs now!
Sad to see that my voice couldn't make it into the finished product, but I had lots of fun recording the voice over for it.
The marching…. 8:41 💀
Tbh stalker bolt rifle slander is not okay.
It was a delight to work with you on this and I can't wait to do more in the future
Im going to need a better mic though my shit was FRIED
The Auto Bolter my beloved
I personally like the heavy bolt rifle....i feel attacked lol
It’s got one of the best looks.
@@JebblesJunior i just unlocked the relic form of it last night ive got my sniper and heavy 25 and now im running tact
Oh, heavy bolt rifle, don't you worry.
I'm gonna make sure you get your upgrades, and once the enemy waves start coming in, the heavy is going to be HORRIFIED at how well we can do his job without him!
And remember, just because Daddy tactical doesn't always use you doesn't mean he doesn't love you 😘!
I'm very proud that you didn't do a British shank joke with the combat knife.
The fist is number one in my heart
Hell yeah brother
11:04 Perfection, peak, gold. It simply doesn’t get better than this.
Ngl that auto bolt rifle voice made me sad, gonna rank it up to max so it doesnt feel so bad
I need to know why the melta rifle is German it's too funny
We all know why
Because it takes a really nasty gank to kill it, it's absolutely nuts, and it likes burning vast scores of sentient life forms from time to time
Flammenwerfer, nuff said
9:41 Peter Griffin jumpscare 😱
Hehehehe
My love for Heavy Plasma Incinerator and Plasma Pistol grows even stronger every minute
Me and my chainsword screaming the quotes of borderlands psychos
I like the continuity of the lore with the LAS Fusil and the bolt carbine XD and their enjoyment or... Snow let us call it.
The heavy bolt pistol and plasma incinerator carried my ass through the campaign
He’s in the walls ….. HES IN THE GODDAMN WALLLS
How can you be in my walls
If im in your walls
Well, then we may at least want to switch walls.
I have nothing relvent to add here.
by the time you have uploaded this, you've already reached 11.1k subs
Heavy bolt rifle sounds like boy from emperor text to speech device. I love it. The heavy plasma sounds badass. I love it.
Voices did fuckin' great! this is some of my favourite shitposting, right up there with the BPL.
Hilarious and great!
Everyone did a fantastic job
New subscriber here. Just bought the game because you make it look fun :D
congrats brother
Damn I am german and you just HAD me with the Melta-descriptions😂
Btw. diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland
What did it say?
First one
"Oh my god the oldies were right! Grandpa always told me stories about how it once was! There is truly nothing better then the stench of burned corpses in the morning. I start to get why it was so popular in the forties. Nice two why people once build so many summer camps for it.😊
@@kaynhuros2050there you go pal. I fear second one may have gotten deleted
Why was that guy speaking mandarin (i Assume) So Hilarious to me? I don't even get the joke but i laughed!
I should have waited a bit longer XD the two plasma guns being full of themselves (rightfully so) and the German dudes my god i am in tears.
Your community is fun man.
We had a riot making it.
German discord comes in built-in with the multi-melta 8:26
7:52 stop stop he's already dead
Meltas clearly understand their assessment how to purge Xenos 🔥
Congrats on the subs! Keep going, brother
love my chainsword and GL boltgun
The auto Boltgun is great in pvp and i will still used it the operations
"Random canotonese" *heresy intensifies*
Don't worry Bolt Sniper Rifle, I like you more than the Las Fusil
The bolt pistols 😂 Too good and too true 😂
I utterly loved the knife, but I still say the Dundee quote was missing
This..... This is a good meme platform
How’d you manage to get Jeff Goldblum for the voice of the Bolt Carbine
I was the pilot flying him out of Jurassic Park.
He Forgot my beloved stormshield....
I think that may be armor with extra steps.
@@JebblesJunior LMAO!! Now I want the ability to kick tyranids!
bro, the german part. zu geil.
Now this is peak
Does no one use the Auto Bolter? That thing's my favorite 😂
woooooh! Trampoline time!
damn, speaking german for the multimelta hits different...
why does the melta sound like me after 3 drink
For the emperor
I'd charge me... Is that a reference to HLC?
I've only started watching your videos today, I'm not usually one to like and subscribe; as my interests often switch more often than an ADHD toddler. But your dry humour and general intolerance for most people, resonates with me on a spiritual level. I hope your TH-cam career excels, so I'm not resigned to watch politically correct ass hats; that fear having an opinion in the off chance someone is offended.
The emperor would be pleased with you.
It’s a long standing joke that you need to be on the spectrum to do the job I do. But there’s one guy that’s deep into loony toons lore that will go on long winded, heated rants about how daffy’s girlfriends were all abusive.
He’s the black Templar.
The bolt carbine hahahahahahahahah
lmao great video
What if my weapon is my soaking wet socks? (They increase my focus)
Then you’ll never be hungover.
I'm a little disappointed I didn't hear TheYamiks but still some what funny 5.4/10
Agreed
Congrats on the 10k, I will now echo the words “I’m an OG” like a bland, boring, unoriginal, and uninspiring NPC every time you have a subscriber special
Of course the fucking Meltas are GERMAN! 🤣🤣🤣 Sehr gut!
I am Chinese and I still have no idea what the Bolt Carbine just yapped about.
The translation was rough and I told him to pick Cantonese or mandarin and not tell me which. So, neither do I.
@@JebblesJunior I am also fluid in Cantonese and I still have no idea what the Bolt Carbine just yapped about. Something about mother fuckers, kung fu, China man, and open eyes.
I am a primordial entity i know all, and i know nothing. One can't comprehend the things I've seen and know, and once i pass into the Great, beyond all of this knowledge will be lost like tears in the rain. P.S. i am in your walls😉
Anyone have a translation for the Meltas?
Make a chaos marine video bro
Eventually.
Thanks dude👍
I'm too tired to make an original comment so uh.. uhm... uh.. uhmm.....
Anyways congrats on 10k!
What's the translation for melta
I wouldn’t worry about it.
What’s the meltas say?
Just, you know, German stuff…
100th view 😎
IM IN THE 10K ME ME MEEE
pee poo
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My walls are rotting. You cant be in my walls if the hole is too big for you to fit in.
Under the bed?
@@JebblesJunior jokes on you my water tank is there!
It's ok Auto and Heavy bolt rifle, ye can hang out with me and I can make spaghetti if you want.🫶