What Your Class Says About You

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  • @brinkmaniac
    @brinkmaniac หลายเดือนก่อน +342

    0:55 Tactical
    2:25 Assault
    3:58 Vanguard
    5:23 Bulwark
    7:22 Sniper
    8:48 Heavy
    Thanks for the Video! You could tell that you had fun with that script! :D

    • @archimedesdelfin3331
      @archimedesdelfin3331 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think you misspelled Samoan for 5:23 UwU

    • @Fulltime135
      @Fulltime135 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What I think is coolest is how each of these classes depict a member from Noble Team in Halo Reach

    • @syphe101
      @syphe101 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks, you would think this dude making the video would make it easy for me to run through the video ....I aint got time for all this babble on every class...want to hear about my class!

  • @olliski2802
    @olliski2802 หลายเดือนก่อน +587

    Playing Assault
    Step 1- jump in the air
    Step 2- slam down
    If that doesn’t work repeat steps 1 and 2

    • @darrylshabong2458
      @darrylshabong2458 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Works every time, and yeah don't die with your back turned to the enemy is another rule.

    • @CrimsonSquareGlazer
      @CrimsonSquareGlazer หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ain’t no way

    • @mori_a.Wolfboi
      @mori_a.Wolfboi หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Tbh I don't even go up as much. I spend more time rushing ppl with the hammer from the ground rly only going into the air to get to another location or to scout things out

  • @BarBar_Binks
    @BarBar_Binks หลายเดือนก่อน +857

    As a bulwark main I refuse to let my brothers forget that stubborn defiance kept the imperium standing for ten thousand years

    • @SithrenThalhaiden
      @SithrenThalhaiden หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Hmmm smells like Imperial Fist...

    • @BarBar_Binks
      @BarBar_Binks หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@SithrenThalhaiden and?

    • @nnoorreeppllyy
      @nnoorreeppllyy หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      My oath is my shield

    • @tonyliu6749
      @tonyliu6749 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@nnoorreeppllyyAnd my sword is the emperor's command

    • @bruhitsaprotogen1654
      @bruhitsaprotogen1654 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@BarBar_Binksdon’t worry brother, the Imperial fist shall be the shield of Imperium

  • @quangnguyentrung647
    @quangnguyentrung647 หลายเดือนก่อน +724

    I'm a Heavy main.
    I see big guns go boom.
    I see bugs go ded.
    Me happy.

    • @Carrionation
      @Carrionation หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂😂

    • @Xandervsoe
      @Xandervsoe หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Same bro heavy for life

    • @simplyyunak3189
      @simplyyunak3189 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      As a heavy main with my multi melta ....lts put it this way...I have piss poor aim.

    • @plotfinder5640
      @plotfinder5640 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Heavy brother!!!

    • @vid9511
      @vid9511 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It cost four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds...

  • @darthraum420
    @darthraum420 หลายเดือนก่อน +641

    "If you ask a Heavy, there's only 2 avenues in life: Fighting like a badass, or dying like a bitch"
    100% True and Real

    • @Carrionation
      @Carrionation หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@darthraum420 second one will be no more after learning how to combine melee combo with lightning strike. Heavy have fastest and safest Melee combo on little enemies

    • @michaell8000
      @michaell8000 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      me out of ammo mid Tyranid and chaos wave buried up to my eyes in Warriors I'm fully expecting death but just gonna keep on swinging survive then find an ammo crate good times are rolling then i start wondering where the hell my team went realize they'd bitch out to the elevator meh.

  • @absolutejimbo677
    @absolutejimbo677 หลายเดือนก่อน +652

    "you're god's mistake"
    Good.
    Your spite fuels me into grappling into a group of 6 Tyranid warriors.
    May I die or gain back 60% HP

    • @TheOldest
      @TheOldest หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      As a fellow Vanguard, I approve this message 👍

    • @FatalFist
      @FatalFist หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      I’m a simple Vanguard of the Space Wolves, I see heretics and I give them Chuck Norris. Helbrute, Carnifax, Hive Tyrant… you’re getting the flying kick!

    • @xlwerner
      @xlwerner หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Definition of walking a razor’s edge lmao

    • @gavinhernandez1403
      @gavinhernandez1403 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      FOR KHORNE

    • @Diio.A-jm8gz
      @Diio.A-jm8gz หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      😂😂😂bro deadass the urge is urgent as any dire matter to have existed under the sun

  • @e.r.o.6173
    @e.r.o.6173 หลายเดือนก่อน +198

    Having an assault and a vanguard in a squad is an ego battle of who can steal the most executions before dying first

    • @HappyHog11
      @HappyHog11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      As an assault main, it’s us. I have a power sword, a jump pack, and zero self control. Give me their head

    • @joezigg3523
      @joezigg3523 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@HappyHog11assault doesn’t have access to the power sword

    • @PhantomGato-v-
      @PhantomGato-v- หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@joezigg3523Oh but assault does. In pvp, at least.

    • @HappyHog11
      @HappyHog11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@joezigg3523 pvp would disagree

    • @joecrail7596
      @joecrail7596 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's not actually about stealing executions it's about knowing how the game plays and if you're somebody who has three armors and your vanguard or sniper has one because they only have two you let them take the execution because it gives them back that armor learn how to games played

  • @volant9192
    @volant9192 หลายเดือนก่อน +467

    As a Hawaiian and a Bulwark main I fucking lost my shit hearing the Bulwark stereotype lol

    • @connormanable
      @connormanable หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Pacific Islanders are wild love you brothers

    • @mathiaseaton-pascua546
      @mathiaseaton-pascua546 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yessah🤙🏽🤣

    • @xlwerner
      @xlwerner หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@connormanableall my homies love Pacific Islanders (space sharks for life)

    • @NotMyName-ws2ee
      @NotMyName-ws2ee หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Same brother, same.

    • @deadliftrat3680
      @deadliftrat3680 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yesssssaah🤙🏽🤙🏽🤣

  • @sirflapfla97
    @sirflapfla97 หลายเดือนก่อน +210

    All the vanguards I play with are near assault levels of aggression. You look away for one second and then they are dueling a carnifex with a knife.

    • @yee5874
      @yee5874 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      It just feels right, man, don't tread on us

    • @synysterR6
      @synysterR6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Yes and? You got a problem?

    • @sirflapfla97
      @sirflapfla97 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@synysterR6 nope. When it isn't being taken (it is 90% of the time) I do it to.

    • @synysterR6
      @synysterR6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@sirflapfla97 perfect just as it has to be.

    • @PhantomGato-v-
      @PhantomGato-v- หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      No, I don't do that.
      I use a chainsword loll

  • @Xvpurgatory
    @Xvpurgatory หลายเดือนก่อน +242

    I play a hybrid class called the "Sexual Assault". You just wear your jetpack upside down and go to town.

  • @BenLJudy
    @BenLJudy หลายเดือนก่อน +245

    > "-if you're filing tax returns-" like a true son of Guilliman.

  • @Mystyx-Sama
    @Mystyx-Sama หลายเดือนก่อน +136

    "The Vanguard is an abomination. God's mistake"
    The Emperor of Mankind: "You mean a totally-NOT god's mistake, right?"

    • @BrotherCarver
      @BrotherCarver หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The Manly Man Emperor of Mankind

    • @BigMac9748
      @BigMac9748 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@BrotherCarverYes

  • @Ragehaven
    @Ragehaven หลายเดือนก่อน +212

    As a bulwark player, I seem to have valiant last stands a lot more than I would like, but damn do I enjoy it when it happens

    • @tarn6800
      @tarn6800 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      It’s a catch 22 you are either prepared for a last stand or you are not. But if you are. Oh man with the right music playing, it hits so hard.
      (For me I had Forest battle playing from the Transformers ROTF Score)

    • @Ragehaven
      @Ragehaven หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@tarn6800 be their shield! For me and you are 100% correct 😁

    • @Boom__6678
      @Boom__6678 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@tarn6800 "I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!"

    • @razorknight92
      @razorknight92 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I've survived a few last stands where both teammates died mid-hoard, and it's addicting.

    • @Ragehaven
      @Ragehaven หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@razorknight92 it really is

  • @Parzival812
    @Parzival812 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    That is a very accurate heavy description, I will say. Either we solo a whole wave of tyranid warriors with nothing but a bolt pistol and a few frags, or we die to a single hormagaunt

  • @valkenx6758
    @valkenx6758 หลายเดือนก่อน +210

    As a vanguard main all I have to say is therapist are expensive so no. I will continue to charge into a horde of enemies like a honey badger on drugs and continue to be a crime against nature and God.
    Edit: Spelling

  • @the5thcourier833
    @the5thcourier833 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Assault: “You guys are criminals”
    Me: God this mf didn’t miss

  • @mawkishwarden172
    @mawkishwarden172 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    When playing Assault, the only time my rage-induced catatonic bloodlust abides is when a Bulwark sees me going for an execution and puts the Banner down a little too late for the contested health. In that moment, I am flooded with wave of joy and compassion for the gentle giant that was trying to look out for me, and just want to give him a big hug and a thank you for having my back.😔

    • @airshipcircus
      @airshipcircus หลายเดือนก่อน

      Love your Bulwarks, fellow flyboys. They deserve it.

  • @alonzotrey7875
    @alonzotrey7875 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    As a black and native and Samoan guy who is a bulwark main a say thank you lol

  • @dr.stronk9857
    @dr.stronk9857 หลายเดือนก่อน +322

    As an Assault main, thank you for properly representing us. Any second I’m not inflicting violence I’m thinking about it and itching to do it again. Carnifex is the best enemy in this game because they have so much flesh to carve. Also based Raven guard enjoyer

    • @pitbullnamedcupcake8485
      @pitbullnamedcupcake8485 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      That’s why I make my Assault a Blood Angel. Anger management problems on top of anger management problems

    • @dr.stronk9857
      @dr.stronk9857 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@pitbullnamedcupcake8485 I made mine a flesh tearer lol

    • @samuelludescher6978
      @samuelludescher6978 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Instead of going to anger management, I play assault.

    • @dr.stronk9857
      @dr.stronk9857 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@samuelludescher6978 🤝 Brother

    • @mikeshy6456
      @mikeshy6456 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I made mine a white scar, gotta zip from majoris to majoris, feeding them their own chitin with my massive fuckass hammer

  • @aidan-h3p
    @aidan-h3p หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    From the moment I understood the weakness of specialization, it disgusted me.
    I craved the strength and certainty of steel.
    I aspired to the purity of the blessed tactical.
    Your kind cling to your flashy gimmicks, as if they will not break upon the unforeseen and fail you.
    One day, the crude instruments you call weapons will be rendered useless, and you will beg my class to save you.
    But I am already saved.
    For Tactical is immortal.
    Even in death, I serve the Emperor.

    • @JebblesJunior
      @JebblesJunior  หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      The assaults heard this, and they know you can’t auspex the skies.

  • @MrPercy012
    @MrPercy012 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Dude that bit on the sniper was so R E A L. The amount of times I pinged an extremis to focus and everyone trots along like the emperor still lives, only for me to turn around and say "Fine ... I'll do it myself"
    Nonetheless from Snipers to others we love you teammates....just goddamnit😅

    • @senzanome7302
      @senzanome7302 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Especially for Bulmarks. Like dude, do you want those damn Zoanathropes to keep harassing you? No? Then keep the damn Xenos off me and let me deal with it 😂

  • @TENGUartesmarciales
    @TENGUartesmarciales หลายเดือนก่อน +145

    Dude I binged like 15 of your videos last night, and only now I realized your subscriber count. With the quality of your content it'll go up soon, good sht man.

  • @yorukage5926
    @yorukage5926 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Tactical is like a sponge. It can do everything, but not excel in everything. Its like the middle child. He exists, but is usually put off

    • @sammymilanovic9124
      @sammymilanovic9124 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well they excel in killing bosses the most

    • @yorukage5926
      @yorukage5926 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sammymilanovic9124 nah that's sniper. Tactical excels in weakening bosses with the scan

    • @sammymilanovic9124
      @sammymilanovic9124 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@yorukage5926 well thats the thing what will take out bosses faster a squad of lets say heavy bulwark sniper or a squad of heavy bulwark tactical. No matter what the squad with a tactical geared towards killing bosses will always be better than sniper. Then ofcourse sniper plus tactical is even better but my point is the fasted way to kill bosses needs a tactical on the team wich i why i think a tactical if better than sniper for bosses

    • @_FIow
      @_FIow หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@yorukage5926Idk man I smoke the bosses in like 10 seconds with my build and grenade launcher. Unless your sniper is a titan canon or a nuke I doubt you’ll be faster than me.

    • @SamFagundes
      @SamFagundes 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@_FIowfr. even a upgraded medium plasma rifle can start to chunk health bars. this guy is just hating

  • @rmcbean5699
    @rmcbean5699 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Vanguards were ant farm kids
    Assaults were ant hill stomper kids

  • @amistake1941
    @amistake1941 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    0:55 no it’s more like all you like is guns you sniff gun powder in the morning you eat buckshot to go to sleep

    • @stern2701
      @stern2701 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Aight now we getting somewhere 😂

  • @sethteeuwsen337
    @sethteeuwsen337 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    i am unashamed to admit that the my classes (assault) description fits me perfectly

  • @n.henzler50
    @n.henzler50 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    "Tragic hesitancy to indulge?" Were you under the impression that "I'll die" is a good reason not to zipline into the nearest thing that looked at me funny? Clearly, you're unfamiliar with the gentleman's art of aggro. I'm the Rakdos player, the Krieg main. I take my coffee at terminal velocity. When the cleric tells me that "falling down is what the bad guys do," I present my counter-argument the moment my turn comes around. I play vanguard and I'm proud of it, because therapy doesn't have enough sharp objects.

    • @beatzdyer
      @beatzdyer หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Borderlands 2 Krieg?

    • @n.henzler50
      @n.henzler50 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@beatzdyer yes sir. The man with the shiniest meat bicycle.

  • @novakaiserentertainment7576
    @novakaiserentertainment7576 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Me maining 3 of these:
    Tactical: It's what we are good at. We excel at non-excelling.
    Bulwark: We dont go looking for smoke. Smoke seeks us out.
    Heavy: Fight like a badass,or die like a bitch. That depends on how well the rest of my team carries itself. Ill keep the chaff off your back,but being able to parry is the bare minimum for me.

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Blud has no clue what "maining" means

    • @Definitly-not-Omegon
      @Definitly-not-Omegon หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Are we the exact same person? I main all three of those

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I play Heavy because I have brain rot from playing Ogryn on Darktide religiously. You give me a big machine gun in any game, I’m gonna pull the trigger and not let go.

  • @ThoseKidsAreEPIC
    @ThoseKidsAreEPIC หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Perfection. I had gone into the game planning to be a Vanguard main because my favorite thing in the game is to find the biggest enemy on the field and run it down, and Vanguard seemed to do just that and with a Melta. And then I found out that Assault gets to shove it's revolver deeper into xenos sphincters than any other class and I never looked back. I spend my days with a revolver and power fist screaming "don't run from me" as I boost after the Hive Tyrant that won't stop running down my friends instead of me.

  • @izaaklunaify
    @izaaklunaify หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As a massive islander. I do appreciate the time you took to call us a kind and loving people

  • @codyconnor6981
    @codyconnor6981 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Here’s my response to your slander of my favorite blueberries.
    You’re gonna change your tune real quick when I decide you don’t really need those supply lines.
    Jokes aside this was great, and as a heavy main I felt that slander in my soul.

    • @notknightbean
      @notknightbean หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I will stop hating ultra marines when they stop hoarding the limelight.
      Let the other first founding have some love.

    • @Vasilefs_Terranorum
      @Vasilefs_Terranorum หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@notknightbeanCOURAGE AND HONOUR

    • @Hervis_Daubeny
      @Hervis_Daubeny หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      As a blood ravens fan, im stealing the limelight and your courage and honor. Also, your armor. And oooooooh, is that calgar?

    • @notknightbean
      @notknightbean หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Vasilefs_Terranorum the flesh is weak but deeds endure.

    • @eduardob6981
      @eduardob6981 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@notknightbean At least we don't have any more "Spiritual Liege" stuff going on

  • @Shazbotacus
    @Shazbotacus หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Being an Assault main, I embrace the insanity and accept this slander with pride.

  • @RainyFun
    @RainyFun หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    As a vanguard main, I gotta say, i picked him because phobos armor and grapple hook launcher looked cool as long as they didnt feel like dogshit i was playing him though id be lying if i said I havent begun to branch off.

  • @Unfolding_Story
    @Unfolding_Story หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The cut at 1:49 is glorious, seen it a few times in your videos.

  • @the_king_of_kings_3413
    @the_king_of_kings_3413 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I hate the fact that Sniper is so accurate. Seriously, I would jump in front of a train for a friend but I jump between super caring and complete asshole so often that the thing I am know for is just being bay shit insane.

  • @darthrevan4485
    @darthrevan4485 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Missed opportunity to say Vanguard players have a kink for Reivers actually being a good unit

  • @aziouss2863
    @aziouss2863 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    My mind is weak... my constitution pathetic YET i will not take this vanguard slander!
    I am writing an angry comment! Which kinda fits the flaccid anger you mentioned XD
    Ps i really do hope they fix the executes on the grabble... God dam bleu ball galore...
    Also don't stop making these. This channel is a hidden gem waiting to explode.

    • @JebblesJunior
      @JebblesJunior  หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You guys desperately need to have them confirmed on grapple.

    • @reliantbelial2341
      @reliantbelial2341 หลายเดือนก่อน

      French detected

  • @DrunkenMasterStyle
    @DrunkenMasterStyle หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    As a bulwark/vanguard main, I can only say that the chainsword is the greatest gift from the Emperor.

  • @oceanman1687
    @oceanman1687 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Kia Ora bro. As an Islander myself (Māori), appreciate the shout bro. Loved the Stereotype for the Bulwark, made my day ❤ Kia Kaha cuz.

  • @charlesboudreau5350
    @charlesboudreau5350 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Honestly expected the early "Some of you will leave insulted" to lead into something like "but it's not your fault, you just main Vanguard" or other and get an early start

  • @hobbs_dogburglar
    @hobbs_dogburglar 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I am heavy weapons guy, and this, is my bolt gun

  • @PROPHYZ
    @PROPHYZ หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Yk what I love most about Vanguards ? When I don't have one in my team.

  • @ulsterschampion2701
    @ulsterschampion2701 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    As a bulwark main .. enough said!

  • @The_fastfreddy
    @The_fastfreddy หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    10:43 that last jab at the Assaults was great

  • @Garpii
    @Garpii หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Me be vanguard
    Me be charging with ma chainsword
    People be thinking I'm listening to DOOM soundtrack
    I'm listening to Caramelldansen
    I may die charging five warriors, but I will die a happy man

  • @deanmckellar619
    @deanmckellar619 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Assaults with Thunder Hammers:
    "You're here to relive the Glory days of Massacring Mushrooms on the dusty Manufactorum of Graia."
    "While your use can be somewhat limited and based on the enemy's ability to look anywhere other than directly ahead, there is no denying that if you are not being devestation to the enemy, you are at least being a good damn distraction to them."
    "If you can accept these Burdens, then that is perfectly okay. So go brother! Strike from the Sky with a smile on your face, Titus's example in your mind and no fear in your heart. Because you have a Hammer, and every Monster and Maniac in Jump range are looking like nails."

  • @QuantumBeard
    @QuantumBeard หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I chose heavy for the big guns, stayed for the "fuck you, I'm doing this shit my way"

  • @SuburbanBand1t
    @SuburbanBand1t 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    As a tactical main I hear you but consider that auspex scanner and plasma incinerator goes crazy lol

  • @dragonknight951
    @dragonknight951 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    at 1:23 I was about to throw hands, I for one LOVE olive garden breadsticks and consider them + some of their glorious alfredo sauce to dip 'em in to be one of the biggest reasons I ever go to eat such expensive food.

    • @thecolorpurple69
      @thecolorpurple69 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If you are a olive garden bread stick, that is not a bad thing. You are a +

    • @dragonknight951
      @dragonknight951 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@thecolorpurple69 I AM AN OLIVE GARDEN BREADSTICK! WITH THE ALFREDO SAUCE!
      Legit though I am a bulwark/heavy main, but I do hold tactical in high regard. They never stand out much compared to fancier stuff but you WILL notice when they aren't there. Literal definition of "If it's working right you won't notice anything because it will be butter smooth. You will if it's missing/broken"

    • @eMercody
      @eMercody หลายเดือนก่อน

      Olive Garden bread is some of the best bread you have easy access to, it’s easy to forget that you haven’t gotten to the main course yet.

  • @cheflazy
    @cheflazy หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a Kiwi and A Bulwark Main, i laughed so hard at the Bulwark Stereotype. The ripping of the ear analogy was on point bro

  • @somerandoinaknightsarmor9938
    @somerandoinaknightsarmor9938 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The olive garden breadstick analogy had me fucking seething, those breadsticks are DELIGHTFUL.

  • @cabbageashthe1st594
    @cabbageashthe1st594 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Tl;dr:
    Tactical: white collar workers moments away from crashing out
    Assault: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
    Vanguard: average melta rifle main
    Bulwark: Pacific Islanders can and WILL beat the shit out of you if you screw with them (bulwarks are pretty nice I guess)
    Sniper: #1 hater (if he could tk he would)
    Heavy: main character syndrome (at least he usually has the skill to back it up)

  • @johnnycashfan3398
    @johnnycashfan3398 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Atleast Tactical has a powerful Grenade launcher perfect for clearing bosses like the Tyrant, Neurothrope and Carnifex pair it with a chainsword and your ready to rip through the battlefield spinning and kicking like a beyblade coked up on cocaine.

  • @Rawkit_Surgeon
    @Rawkit_Surgeon หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I'm surprised you didn't call out assault for jumping into a swarm and getting insta-nommed to death.
    Or heavy being the best at dark souls panic rolling away from everything that wants to give them a hug
    Vanguard kill steals everything
    Snipers can't hit a damn thing! But then again, snipers in my team are usually blind.
    Tactical forgetting that they have a skill that makes things that get scanned easier to kill.

    • @Kilnor
      @Kilnor หลายเดือนก่อน

      You forgot Bulwark!

    • @swordbrotherulbrecht3286
      @swordbrotherulbrecht3286 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You know, as a heavy, yep, Dark souls panic rolling is completely accurate

    • @seanpalmer3982
      @seanpalmer3982 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Kilnor Honestly haven't met a bad bulwark yet. I think they may be un-slanderable lmao

    • @Vargre
      @Vargre หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hahaa. Thats a good addition to his vid.

    • @Rawkit_Surgeon
      @Rawkit_Surgeon หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Kilnor Don't have any complaints on them since all I've encountered are competent. They're also all Dark Angels for some reason.

  • @morgothastartes
    @morgothastartes หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Assault Marine of the Death Company Blood Angels here, COME TO ME DOGS OF HORUS COME AND DIE BY ANGELS WRATH.
    Assault 10 outta 10 best class, everyone else is wrong.
    For the Angel for the Emperor!

  • @ExtraStage300
    @ExtraStage300 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Heavy main, can confirm.
    Get the fuck out of my line of fire. Or don't. The bolter rounds will arrive at the target all the same.

  • @KielCrassus
    @KielCrassus หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The Assault your describing just sounds like a Death Company assault marine lol. The door frames probably look like Horus with the balding and all.

  • @Eantrin
    @Eantrin หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Truest stereotype of them all. When I have a class I really wanna play, it’ll be unavailable for the next 3 missions and no on will switch off.

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
    @the98themperoroftheholybri33 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a Marines Malevolent Vanguard, the fact i trigger you with my existence pleases me, i bet you even like those Salamander mutants

    • @JebblesJunior
      @JebblesJunior  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I had to go back and add your class into the script because they're so much of an afterthought.

  • @Lacerategames
    @Lacerategames หลายเดือนก่อน

    Watched your class videos and i was HOPING for something like this. Great vids man, love the content!

  • @tomyorke3412
    @tomyorke3412 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Heavies are the ones who yell "We live and die as brothers!!" while unloading a heavy bolter into the face of a Carnifex that just impaled his teammate.

  • @ishandangwal6701
    @ishandangwal6701 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    as a dedicated BULWARK this felt..... nice... idk just keep protecting the lil one's ya know

  • @jorbler473
    @jorbler473 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:35 thanks for the reminder up unclench my jaw

  • @razavierdavis
    @razavierdavis หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Tactical is like the middle child. Unseen, but somewhat necessary for the dynamic

  • @LordTyranos
    @LordTyranos หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Heavy is accurate. I play to dominate these xenos scum. We go hard and don't stop! Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne! Jk, im a Salamander heavy.

  • @annihil8ter
    @annihil8ter 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    'these people aren't conflict inciting, but very conflict accepting" perfect description. I'm going to use that from now on

  • @GD0nly
    @GD0nly 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The end there was "I taught you everything you know. I didn't teach you everything I know." in so many words. Love the energy.

  • @BigMac9748
    @BigMac9748 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I don't need a therapist, you need a therapist. - vanguard player

  • @simple9208
    @simple9208 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a Bulwark main, I confirm that I only act nice until someone says ‘fallen’, then I stand before the Adeptus Terra for ‘making the inquisitor go missing’.

  • @TheStrawman-11
    @TheStrawman-11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hello I am Eastern European and I may or may not like assault marines because I like Night Lords, because Nostramo is definitely not one big allegory for Eastern Europe. I am definitely NOT typing this through a barely-recognisable broken screen that I may or may not have repeatedly punched and I never punch brick walls or metal lamp posts, and then wonder if I broke my hand for a couple of minutes afterwards.

  • @hahaha1171
    @hahaha1171 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yo you have great transitions between gameplay clips. It flows smoothly

  • @BlueBotAnims
    @BlueBotAnims หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    im a bulwark/assault main (more on the bulwark side), i am honored and honored by both of your statements Jebbles

  • @BoogieSquared
    @BoogieSquared หลายเดือนก่อน

    You're gonna have to pull me out of the ceiling I boosted into if you want to punish me for my Assault crimes.

  • @midwesternmoron9444
    @midwesternmoron9444 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As an assault main I was laughing my ass off. Because it was full truth. Khorne does not care from where the Blood flows, be it friend or foe. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

  • @venuztrvp
    @venuztrvp หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a jack of all trades I find it hilarious every class I have in rotation fitting my description perfectly 😂

  • @SpacemarineHelldiver
    @SpacemarineHelldiver 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I didht expect the heavy would summarize my personality so perfectly

  • @kender2272
    @kender2272 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:25 first you have to catch us

  • @gorinpean
    @gorinpean หลายเดือนก่อน

    giggled for yet another consecutive video. i enjoy u jebbles 8)

  • @swordsman1_messer
    @swordsman1_messer หลายเดือนก่อน

    The script was on point, but holy shit, the editing of synching one execute to another clip was absolute cinema!

  • @Wertguzzz
    @Wertguzzz หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I mained Vanguard for some time and now I can't play any other class.
    It has fully consumed me.

  • @metalnerd8778
    @metalnerd8778 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The Assault one made me lose it 🤣 I have played only Assault for like 30 hours, and I have 53h in the entire game 💀

  • @alexmartinez5859
    @alexmartinez5859 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Reckless generalization? Upsetting people? In Warhammer? Nooooooooooo.

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 หลายเดือนก่อน

    After hearing your tangent on the Pacific Islanders suddenly the Space Sharks acting how they do makes a lot of sense.

  • @Wertguzzz
    @Wertguzzz 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Basically this guy is just roasting every class here

  • @reckless1432
    @reckless1432 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This man has the Emperors blessing and approves of your content.
    The Emperor provides

  • @THEREALBLU13
    @THEREALBLU13 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Those transitions on the finishers are insane

  • @anjairis
    @anjairis หลายเดือนก่อน

    Subscribbled for the laxative description!
    I started off as a vanguard then went with bulwark and have been switching between that and sniper in this game. In the first game I was a hippetyhoppetyjumpetypumpity assault swinging hammer nut but it's been difficult in this game. I think it has to do with having to level the weapons up to make them work. Probably will go back to being a nutcracker headbutting loon in the end.

  • @LastMagg
    @LastMagg หลายเดือนก่อน

    I felt the the rage building when you were describing Assault.

  • @EscBackspace
    @EscBackspace หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Before this video starts
    I’ve been an Assault since everybody called it bad. I don’t listen to nobody, I don’t give a damn about things like “team synergy” cause that simply sounds communist. However despite that I’ll share the reward after carrying the team all the way to the end. I may not out damage the sniper, or heavy, but I don’t need some heretical 1 shot weapon machine to thrive. The only thing I’ll allow you to kill is the flying space babies that I couldn’t be bothered to kill because it won’t face me in 1-to-1 combat. Like it’s cowardly to just sit up there just far enough to where my hammer can’t reach.
    Also to other assault mains, my build is better than yours, and I bet your space marine isn’t codex compliant.

    • @umbriel706
      @umbriel706 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Leandros is that you?

    • @Captain_Grabby
      @Captain_Grabby หลายเดือนก่อน

      You had me up until "Codex Compliant." You are clearly not an assault marine. You are a tactical marine in cosplay.
      P.S. Your build is trash. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
      Sincerely,
      - The Angry Marines
      "ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!"

    • @EscBackspace
      @EscBackspace หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@umbriel706
      No I am Alpharius, this is a lie.

    • @umbriel706
      @umbriel706 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@EscBackspace I thought, *I* was Alpharius

    • @EscBackspace
      @EscBackspace หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@umbriel706 Only Omegon would bolden the *I* before Alpharius.
      You don’t fool me!

  • @LibrarianDecerius
    @LibrarianDecerius 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I normally play heavy, bulwark and tactical, because the pain these three classes can provide makes me feel like I can crush the setting sun beneath my feet

  • @monikamorningstarshadlo4129
    @monikamorningstarshadlo4129 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’ve never resonated with every single class so hard

  • @cpt.ravenfield4818
    @cpt.ravenfield4818 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I do love some self deprecating humor
    edit: Nice transition on 6:50

  • @theartofjan5871
    @theartofjan5871 หลายเดือนก่อน

    outdid yourself with the transitions man :D

  • @Wasabiithechoirgeek
    @Wasabiithechoirgeek หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Tactical may be basic, but our relic drip is anything but :)

    • @Captain_Grabby
      @Captain_Grabby หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's all you got. No amount of peackocking will make you cool like assault or bulwark.

  • @betterarmed
    @betterarmed หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My heavy says Hooah.

  • @catcadev
    @catcadev หลายเดือนก่อน

    Heavy is spot on. I thought about it and when I play I tend to go in the exact same direction to the objective and start killing. It's such a simple gameplay style and it is true that you either hold thw objective half the game or die in 5 seconds.
    The thing that tells me you're exactly right is literally whenever two heavies see each other they both immediately go to heavy stance, put on the Halos, and blast until one dies. It's acutal muscle memory

  • @JimGordon
    @JimGordon หลายเดือนก่อน

    I really enjoy being a sniper main, and your videos really transformed how I played.

  • @FerociousMoOoO
    @FerociousMoOoO หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As an Assault/Vanguard main...yep. (headbuts keybord for making a typo)

  • @Monkey-Annihilator-
    @Monkey-Annihilator- หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:52 makes it even better cause I'm Samoan lol