I put my car key in the front door of my house. I turned the key and the building started up. So I drove it around for awhile. A cop pulled me over and said hey buddy where do you live? I said right here. LOL pure genius
If it wasnt for this guy most comics today wouldbt be where they are....this is Mitch hedberg with less energy, but Anthony jeselnik has this style downpacked...love this man
Winni jokes omg😂😂 take our sweater off real quick i just imagine them two lmfao. Winnie was a procrastinator 😂😂then immediately talks about how winnie just does limbo all day😂😂😂 funniest shit ever man
No you can't. listen to them both. Pretty far different, aren't they? Only similarities is that they are both deadpan one-liner comedians. Hedburg talks about what ifs? and imagination. Wright talks autobiography.
He is really great. the one joke about I fill the bathtub up with water and turn the shower on and pretend i'm in a submarine that's been hit is so funny, because I actually used to do just that hahahah
Years ago, in my last Air National Guard unit (combat comm...tactical networks, switchboards, satcom, wideband, etc) our work bay had a light switch that didn't seem to do anything. I naturally started with, "We're probably going to get a letter from a woman in Germany..." One gal finished with me, "saying cut it out."
I’m high as fuck right now and god damn is this insane there’s fucking inter dimensional jokes in this shit. He’s a scientific time sorcerer. That whistle he did was you hearing it forward and then hearing backwards. Absolute madness.
This guy and Carlin are just abt the only2 comics I love& respect. This kind of humor is genius& people who dont like or get it these days are brainwashed into thinking all comics must swear& scream& talk about sex all night. I totally CAN picture ppl being so stupid they don't get the jokes. Completely. And that makes me sad for the country today
A Kayfabe I just read a "Top Ten Funniest" list that actually went on into the 30's for some reason. This list had Daniel Tosh and Dane Cook in the top ten which did not include Steven Wright, Steve Martin, Mitch Hedberg, Louis C.K., Patton Oswalt, Bill Burr, Bill Hicks or ANY of the other great minds of comedy. Daniel Tosh and Dane Cook? - BTW, I think Norm McDonald is in the top five of all time underrated comedians ever. He may be #1. (His Carrot Top joke on Conan, "Chairman of the B-o-r-e-d' is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.)
Just found out about Steven a few months ago and after watching this I realize I had been telling a joke I wrote that is very similar to his, I will not be saying that joke in stage anymore 😅😅
Man this guys a one liner magician! Incredible
You're gonna love Mitch Hedberg
The quantity of jokes is imsane. The pace is relentless. The delivery is ice cold.
The
A true legend
I feel like this is what an advertisement for one of his shows would have said in 1991.
FACTS! Perfection
Love this guy....his comedy is total genius!
Genius! Absolute genius. There's never been anyone like him with the intellectual one-liners and all!
Im also amazed by how he memorised it all.
Steven Wright is the master of dry humor.
This is just "rapid fire" comedy.
His acts so densely pact with jokes; other comedians would make 3 shows from one of his.
So what? That's his style of comedy, if you don't like it,
go check out a different comedian
People, her comment was a compliment.
Hoo hoo Robin.
It would be a whole career for Chris rock. Rock likes to repeat the same opening line over and over to each joke.
"I can levitate birds , no one cares " !
My favorite comedian! Thanks for uploading this.
I put my car key in the front door of my house. I turned the key and the building started up. So I drove it around for awhile. A cop pulled me over and said hey buddy where do you live? I said right here. LOL pure genius
great way to spend a Sunday morning
Yeah, super-thanks!!! Love Steven Wright's stand up!
I love his surrealist stuff!
"When we crossed the border back into the United States, they ask me if I had any firearms. I said, what do you need?"
My girlfriend was mad at me and said she was going to sleep, i put this on and as she was "sleeping" i heard her cracking up
The one person that doesn't like this is the lady from Germany
I still have my cordless extension cord thanks to steven.
Material that doesn't get old...
Because he doesn't talk about politics or 'social justice' horseshit, current pop culture, etc.
One of the best Thank you for being a clean comic
If it wasnt for this guy most comics today wouldbt be where they are....this is Mitch hedberg with less energy, but Anthony jeselnik has this style downpacked...love this man
Hillarious indeed b thanks
world record holder made more jokes than everyone put together
When I visited Transylvania, I drove cross-country. The vampires left me alone.
I love this guy
"...as K-Billy's 'Super-Sounds of the 70's' keeps on.. truck-in'."
Winni jokes omg😂😂 take our sweater off real quick i just imagine them two lmfao. Winnie was a procrastinator 😂😂then immediately talks about how winnie just does limbo all day😂😂😂 funniest shit ever man
I can see where Mitch Hepberg got his gig. This is awesome.
No you can't. listen to them both. Pretty far different, aren't they?
Only similarities is that they are both deadpan one-liner comedians.
Hedburg talks about what ifs? and imagination.
Wright talks autobiography.
"we pleaded maybe" hahahaha
don't watch this when you're eating. I almost choked to death a minute ago.
The best of the best Cheers Steven!!!!
Did you have a good 👍 sleep…no I made a few mistakes…comedy GOLD Jerry! Haha 😆 Too much!
he’s not good at improv. he doesn’t need to be.
his writing and delivery are top notch, and one of the best.
No swearing means genius. His jokes never get old
@@JPEnjoi He said "thought".
"I don't know who thought this up, but it certainly wasn't a bird."
i dont swear..therefore I am genius.
Imswear. Obviously I know more words.
The "starting up the the building" part was awesome xD
Yes, thanks so much....just hillarious.
Comic genius, didn't need to swear to make you bust up laughing.
He is really great. the one joke about I fill the bathtub up with water and turn the shower on and pretend i'm in a submarine that's been hit is so funny, because I actually used to do just that hahahah
He's one of a kind.
I love it when comedians laugh at there own jokes
Years ago, in my last Air National Guard unit (combat comm...tactical networks, switchboards, satcom, wideband, etc) our work bay had a light switch that didn't seem to do anything. I naturally started with, "We're probably going to get a letter from a woman in Germany..." One gal finished with me, "saying cut it out."
I’m high as fuck right now and god damn is this insane there’s fucking inter dimensional jokes in this shit. He’s a scientific time sorcerer. That whistle he did was you hearing it forward and then hearing backwards. Absolute madness.
7:46 best joke by far holy crap I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
I one day I met Steve Wright, he asked me do I remember you, I said I forgot, where you thhre
I once saw a wooden man that had an artificial appendage, it was a real leg.
Thank you
This was all from one appearance? Unbelievable.
Trying to drink soup while watching this. Very bad idea.
King of One Liners
Just Awesome wonderful !
The limbo under a rug joke was so good
Humor from an age when we didn't want to slit our wrists on a daily basis.
Where is he now simple but funny as hell he makes u think..
I'm not surprised! it's a shame that some people will never understand these jokes :p
Do you want some eggs?..... sorry.
Bravo !
At my office, the front desk was too quiet, so I turned it around until the receptionist got better.
1 dislike is from the lady from germany and the other 5 are from the babies prevented by the pill
"Whenever I move this, glass breaks..."
Fluffy Hugger
I once stood in a rainstorm, and it told me to sit ...so I sat down, and the rain stood up ...so i moved a little bit sideways
brilliant...just such odd observations...and the truth will always be funny.
Genius
This guy and Carlin are just abt the only2 comics I love& respect. This kind of humor is genius& people who dont like or get it these days are brainwashed into thinking all comics must swear& scream& talk about sex all night. I totally CAN picture ppl being so stupid they don't get the jokes. Completely. And that makes me sad for the country today
Yes people are getting that stupid
A Kayfabe I just read a "Top Ten Funniest" list that actually went on into the 30's for some reason. This list had Daniel Tosh and Dane Cook in the top ten which did not include Steven Wright, Steve Martin, Mitch Hedberg, Louis C.K., Patton Oswalt, Bill Burr, Bill Hicks or ANY of the other great minds of comedy.
Daniel Tosh and Dane Cook? - BTW, I think Norm McDonald is in the top five of all time underrated comedians ever. He may be #1. (His Carrot Top joke on Conan, "Chairman of the B-o-r-e-d' is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.)
Steven Wright and Gallagher are the 2 I quote the most, I think.
1. George Carlin. 2. Norm Macdonald. 3. Steven Wright. I'm just listing my favorite comedians in order.
Norm is still writing. I'm still a fan.
any of these jokes would be great cartoons
Just found out about Steven a few months ago and after watching this I realize I had been telling a joke I wrote that is very similar to his, I will not be saying that joke in stage anymore 😅😅
Fred and Barney
a germany woman writing a letter that just says “cut it out”
nice avatar!
Can't remember ever laughing this hard.
I spilled spot remover on my dog ... 🤪🤪🤪
Steven was in a movie where he was hunting his psychiatrist. Any one know the name?
Was that the one where he held up a jewelry store with a rubber band and paperclip?
Watched them backwards to mess up your stats on decay.
It's like watching cartoons.
Hate to be a stickler, but shouldn´t that have been lactanthropoly?
It’s funny how he tries to not laugh.
One of a kind. Hilarious!
Henny Youngman meets Lewis Carroll.
He is adorable
Cross Country skiing is easier in small countries
That freaking voice!!!!!!! LMAO.... HOW are th r e only 140something comments??? Everyone else sucks
And the second is the bird wearing the sneakers.
Hi
I hate people who do howling noises at comedy shows...
5:32
.He thinks his friend is wierd cause he has false teeth with braces on them..
Haha
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
best!!
How can he do this. Say all these jokes with out laughing or smiling?
how does he never laugh?!?!
He gets close sometimes.
That little deep inhale he does as well as those sips at the water are the tells that he is fighting cracking himself up.
@likestoact - LOL!!
What's hilarious is I've heard that his dead-pan delivery isn't an act!
So clever.
I am the milkman, my milk is delicious.
best jokes eva!!!!!
Still funny.
1:57 Shots fired
Do you want some eggs?
The guy who poses for trophies lol wtf...
Ha Salina is great.
bofore his time.
who is funnier than this, come on.
9 babies who were prevented by the pill from being born didn't liked this.