So freaking funny!!! He always got my goat! You can hear guys in the audience that were not expecting this at all. What comes out of Steven Wright is always from an angle you weren't looking!
I actually did that elevator practice with my daughter when she was about four she punched me in the leg and told me it was stupid. Years later we were on an elevator and I looked at her and said aren't you glad I made you practice. She punched me in the shoulder.
I went to see him years ago, and his show lasted 90 mins, trouble was, weeks before I went to see Ken Dodd, and his show lasted 3 and a half hours. Felt a bit short changed, lol.
Some of my top favorites: "I have a cordless telephone cord. I keep it on my decaffeinated coffee table." "I lost a button hole." "Everyday I try and move my rug by telekinesis. I've been doing this everyday for eight years, the rug hasn't moved an inch. The rest of the house is gone." 😂😂👍
I have a friend named George. People think George is weird because he has side burns growing behind his ears. I think he’s weird because he has false teeth with braces on them.
I have an interactive answering machine; when people call they think they're having a conversation with me - now I'm being sued by six women for breach of promise.
MY VERY FIRST AND FAVORITE BY STEVEN WRIGHT WAS, I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT, THAT ALL THE BABIES PREVENTED BY THE PILL, CAME BACK. AND BOY WERE THEY PISSED! STILL MAKES ME LOL
I took a steering wheel to the drivers license place and held it in front of me looking left at the camera. Policeman pulled me over and laughed so hard he let me go. True story.
The man is a total genius. Come back Steven Wright, the world needs you!
All this time, I thought he passed away years ago…
He was recently on Conan's podcast. Whole video is on TH-cam.
It's the voice, the stare, the material, the timing. He's the whole package.
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Fully, agree!✍️🫶🤣💘
And the hair
The man is a genius love from Edinburgh Scotland.
So freaking funny!!! He always got my goat! You can hear guys in the audience that were not expecting this at all. What comes out of Steven Wright is always from an angle you weren't looking!
Steven Wright can and does out do all of the other comedians there ever was and is he absolutely awesome 😎 ❤😊
Robin Williams 😎
And I also agree with you 😜
How wonderfully refreshing .... a clean comedian!! What a memory he has, and excellent delivery....clever and witty too.
One of the best comedians of the last couple decades!
This is actually from the late 80's-early 90's.
Yeah this came out almost 29 years ago.
He had a clever comedic brain. Some of those jokes are pure gold. Un scented perfume, powdered water, love it
Thanks for sharing. After Carlin, Wright is the greatest.
Blasting a blank tape and a mime complains....This man has the most twisted mind on the planet.
2:06 “Choose a different print so he knows when to stop”. Hilarious 😂😂😂
The wrapping paper joke! LOL!
The joke about the "high beams" reminded me that the switch used to be a button on the floor.
Thank you Steve.
Steven is the Jimi Hendrix of Comedy!!
Jimi Hendrix is the Stephen Wright of guitar
I've used that "seatbelt" joke a bunch of times!!
He makes me appreciate the big questions like " do claustrophobic people ever really close their eyes. ? "
I actually did that elevator practice with my daughter when she was about four she punched me in the leg and told me it was stupid. Years later we were on an elevator and I looked at her and said aren't you glad I made you practice. She punched me in the shoulder.
Good one
Such a violent daughter!
Brilliant comedic poetry!
“My God, he must’ve been Uuuggggeee!”-🐼🦨🦝👀💪
“ How fast is the speed of dark?” Lol
The speeding at 150 mph joke was absolute gold. "So im on my way to the stand - you know the rest." wow..
I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time
Toy train schedules LMAO!!!!!!!😂
Having an mri next week to find out if I’m claustrophobic 😂
Check out 1-7 wicker chair...this rocks!
I went to see him years ago, and his show lasted 90 mins, trouble was, weeks before I went to see Ken Dodd, and his show lasted 3 and a half hours. Felt a bit short changed, lol.
Thank you so much as I need the stomach pain laugh !!!!!
When god made George Carlin and Threw away the mold, he found the mold by accident later, turned it inside out and then made Steven Wright.. :-)
He filled in everything outside the mold
@@jonathonharbeck7287 wright was better than Carlin way……better
How does he remember all of these lines?!
"Saw It in a Cartoon, but im Pretty Sure i can Do It.. .. ." 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣😂😂😂🤣😆🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
amazing...classic.
No obscenity no religious shock no race jokes. Smart and hilarious !
Some of my top favorites:
"I have a cordless telephone cord. I keep it on my decaffeinated coffee table."
"I lost a button hole."
"Everyday I try and move my rug by telekinesis.
I've been doing this everyday for eight years, the rug hasn't moved an inch. The rest of the house is gone."
😂😂👍
Funniest man ever.
Again, fantastic -
When the ads get too thick I bail out !!
I have a friend named George. People think George is weird because he has side burns growing behind his ears.
I think he’s weird because he has false teeth with braces on them.
The witness stand joke 😂
Nice boomerang on that one. Very clever
Didnt Mitch Hedberg steal that?
I have an interactive answering machine; when people call they think they're having a conversation with me - now I'm being sued by six women for breach of promise.
The Road Runner joke is gold!
I wonder what's the age cutoff for catching the floor-mounted dimmer switch punchline?
I'm 32 and got it. But I think I'm an exception
1985 lol
That last joke at 9:12 kills me.
I been telling the joke about the hitchhiker, seatbelt, and cartoons for years. How old is he? How old am I? These damn receding hairlines.😂
I had to disembark after about 15 minutes.
💥🔥🙃these are rare jokes he rarely used❤
HILARIOUS!! PaulaC.
Arrested for resisting arrest... cops actually do that...
Like he said, he was a peripheral visionary....
That part was a little too real, so he moved on. Lol
I know a guy who resisted arrest, he was really tired but he kept his eyes open anyways.
on the other hand, you have different fingers.
unscented perfume
MY VERY FIRST AND FAVORITE BY STEVEN WRIGHT WAS, I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT, THAT ALL THE BABIES PREVENTED BY THE PILL, CAME BACK. AND BOY WERE THEY PISSED! STILL MAKES ME LOL
Im a peripheral visionary...i can see in to the future just way off to the side
6:48 Predicted Pooty Tang
Silence-Her?🤭🔥
no that's Steven Lefte
Omg how funny!!!
My favorite: "I got a paper cut while writing a suicide note. It's a start..."
what's a 5/7?
No that's Steven Wright
Small claims court jester.
she was wearing pierced hearing aids.. Wow that's Awesome... lol
Does it matter if I have the Rocky Bullwinkle b******* going on in here
Sad this generation would even get these jokes
I took a steering wheel to the drivers license place and held it in front of me looking left at the camera.
Policeman pulled me over and laughed so hard he let me go.
True story.
😅❤️😂
That boy just ain't wright.
😂
KONY 2012
Pauly Shore on lithium
Definitely influenced by Rodney Dangerfield.
Fake laughs, fake Jew humor...