0:00 They talk about Elon’s Kid, and being a father 3:28 They talk about artificial intelligence, Elon selling all his possessions, being a billionaire & finance talk 13:32 What’s Elon’s dream house, Getting people to Mars, the Neuralink device explained 17:53 How the Neuralink device is installed in the brain and how it cures brain injuries like epilepsy and restores memory loss 27:06 Humans are already cyborgs, and AI symbiosis explained, transfer thoughts from brain to brain without talking 34:31 Neuralink can save state, meaning you can save memories and information in your brain 38:40 Where does consciousness arise, when does consciousness become and they talk about self improvement, and talk about the future cognitive ability with Neuralink 48:40 They talk about the inevitability of super smart Artificial Intelligence, and they talk about how long until Neuralink is normal 54:50 Where and what will we be in 25 years 57:14 They talk about covic 19, and how it changed the world 1:07:00 Elon talks about his tweets to free America, and they talk about the brilliance of the Twitter Warzone 1:13:50 Where should people get their news and information, and they talk about how the quarantine should be a choice 1:20:57 They discuss the current state of the country because of the lockdown, and a good idea 1:24:55 Is there a danger to politicise the lift of the lockdown and blame Donald Trump, they also talk about hospitals rule deaths from covid 19 symptoms as death from covid 19 1:34:38 They talk about other diseases and things that kill more people than covid 19 1:41:30 They talk about healthy diets, intermittent fasting, how to improve quality of sleep 1:45:55 Does Elon have to exercise, black mirror and jiu jitsu 1:51:05 When is the Tesla Roadster and CyberTruck being released, and they talk about the future of Tesla this comment was really hard to do PLEASE LIKE SO OTHERS CAN SEE
As a Harvard neuroscientist, I'm incredibly excited about the prospects of Elon's NeuraLink that is projected to be able to employ as much as 10 individual 4-mm chips within one person's brain, each chip of which will have multiple nanowires capable of projecting to and innervating distal ad-hoc neural targets (~1,000 neurons per chip). These nanowires will be able to spatiotemporally detect endogenous neuronal activity and simultaneously emit corrective current pulses to ameliorate various conditions, akin to what deep-brain stimulation is already providing for many patients with Parkinson's disease. Although many of the aims of NeuraLink that Elon has delineated in this vid will likely not come to fruition anywhere near within the time frame that he's provocatively extrapolated to Joe, these efforts are paving the way toward some truly versatile technology that will eventually be able to mitigate many disease conditions and perhaps even augment certain aspects of healthy neural signaling. The latter would undoubtedly open up Pandora's box to a host of obvious caveats and ethical concerns. Therefore, thoughts on regulations would also come into the forefront at the advent of such a polarizing event, which will likely not occur within our lifetime. On a related note, I'm currently developing neuro-related vids for my forthcoming channel, the crux of which will be to provide realistic action steps for leveraging our brains to improve our lives. So feel free to sub in the interim if interested. 🧠⚡🤯 My "about" section provides verifiable proof of my Ph.D. in neuroscience and postdoctoral training at Harvard, to preemptively refute any spurious rebuttals from cantankerous persuasions. As for those who still want to leave any hater/troller-esque comments, which are strikingly commonplace in the TH-cam comment sphere and often suggest deep psychological pain underneath any veiled humor, consider choosing love/empathy over fear/hate. We're in this together.💓🧘♂️🌎
I’m am... let’s see well I’m going to... well I’m not going to but will soon commence in doing.... insemination ironically not for the purpose of reproduction with you
Many highly intelligent people do not respond right away in conversations. They pause to process the information as thoroughly as possible before they respond.
Robbin what if he had his child so they could put a neuralink in a human baby to watch and see what would happen upclose and note all changes and implications???? That’s why the baby got a name more in line with a robot?
...Joe kinda disappointed me here, hes almost PLAYING at being dumb! Yes. Elon is a super genius, but Joe isnt an idiot either. Why...do that? Asking whether the implant is "what, a square, a circle?". I dont know...maybe I'm seeing it wrong....
When Elon spent $6.5 million and became majority shareholder of Tesla, a year after it was founded by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning. The only patent in Elon's name regarding Tesla is the shape of the charging station nozzle. He also had almost nothing to do with developing PayPal. And he forced a contract that requires he's referred to as a Founder of PayPal. Even though he isn't.
100%. It’s the smart people following the $ though. I had almost perfect grades and was poor. How else to make $ and pay back loans as fast as possible but to go into finance
Spot on....Musk is a moron....but goes to show how stupid we all are that we buy his kludgey cars and exploding rockets and subways scams......he's a carnival barker
a company called brain gate had mapped the mind 10 years ago working with another company sent your thoughts via blue tooth to a device able to either stimulate limps or operate mechanical
His choice of words and the way he thinks before talking is what I like the most. He corrects himself very fast, mid-word, and he does not repeat words very much, which is the opposite of the generic human that says "like" 12 times per sentence, has a fairly limited vocabulary and doesn't think before talking.
"LOL dood, Elon is a super genius scientist and not the worlds biggest bullshit artist funded by his rich parents dood. That must make his kid who he pretentiously named after some random numbers and letters, a super mega genius dood, thats funny lol."
I never get tired of listening to Elon Musk doesn't matter what he talks about!! Love his voice, accent and especially his laugh..go Joe for having Elon on your pod casts love it ❤😮
Elon Musk - “ We have a device that will go into the skull and enable people to walk again “ Joe : “kinda like ice fishing, you ever gone ice fishing?
@@kek3582 To entertain a few people (actually thousands within all of these comments on this vid) and gain some subscribers for my forthcoming channel in this process. That is all. I wish you well, buddy. 🧠⚡🤯
Man, he's a billionaire and could literally buy and island and just live happily ever after. And yet he still puts all his time into his businesses. Instead of designing his dream house, he's focussed on getting us to mars. You gotta respect the guy
He is not a hero or saint. All of them billionaires have ulterior motives. Nobody gets a billion for nothing except hard work. But sure he is a bit different
Getting people to Mars doesnt actually do anything for society at all. Why not solve all the problems we have in this realm first? Going to Mars is the same as building the tower of Babylon. Complete vanity
@@matthewmcdonald9107 agreed buddy... but since there are so many people trying to already get some shit done on Earth, why not someone try something outta Earth... That's what ig Elon thinks...
Elon is both and that’s what makes him the man! I believe most people are amazed at how fast baby’s learn and their neural pathways develop but Elon is just more informed on the subject.
Joe is a moron. He says universal basic income but money doesnt feed people. You cant put it in your gas tank or use it as medicine. Its just paper. Im glad Musk said this because dumb people dont understand this concept evidently.
I’m so glad that you do these podcasts Joe. You have the most interesting people on and your method of having a good old sit down conversation, brings out so many things that the media never does. I am now a definite fan of Elon Musk. When he first came on the scene, I was a bit put off by his overconfidence. However, with a brain like his, I’m sure I’d be overconfident too!! I think he’s just the guy that’s going to help us rejuvenate the planet, utilize space for the greater good and discover that we really are connected. I truly believe we will ultimately realize differences make us unique, not better or worse.
The evil vultures come in and see excellent elon. It’s let’s get this guy it will make us feel good to pull him down a notch. They will never destroy you elon.
Got a few shares on my IRA and debated selling it. Gut feeling is it's 50/50. Either he says something or does something that makes people nervous and it falls, or he reveals something about Cybertruck and spikes a bit haha.
It's like that. The crypto space is a very sensitive area. It took me two months to understand the benefit of functioning correctly, the adaptation saved me. Thanks to the expert, John Joseph
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Eobard Thawne Life is about the experience. We’re here to experience our emotions, which become the lens through which we see the world (when you’re happy, the world seems brighter and more vibrant and colorful, whereas when you’re sad, the world seems dull and gray). You’re meant to feel your feelings and explore the world around you. That’s why we exist. In the process, we evolve with our technology and find ways to improve our default experience, and make life more enjoyable. But there is no inherent purpose to life, nothing that says you can’t joke and laugh at everything. If that is the lens through which you choose to see the world, there’s nothing wrong with that. The problems arise when a person only sees the world through one lens-and tries to shift everyone else’s worldview to line up with theirs. That is not what life is about. You ruin others’ experience by spreading negativity. Sure, joking about literally everything can be bad in certain cases, but it causes less damage than negativity does. Remember this. :)
@@freeair9460 the only way it could be bad is if the programing glitches and they become power obsessed money hungry fembots who want to control our lives....at which point most of us are just back to status quo. Wow after reading that back I should probably seek therapy about the briarpatch of psycho-bitches I've been through.
This reminds me of dialogue in Star Trek, where Kirk asked Spock for a guess at something and he got confused. McCoy had to explain to the Vulcan that they valued his guess more than normal because he was so intelligent... elon sounds exactly like spock here, lol
we don't difine Elon by the fact that he is wealthy. Because that wealth came from his and his people's hardwork. And also he's been keeping saying the same thing, "I want to be useful to humanity" way beofre he become this wealthy. we difine Elon by the fact how he think things, how hard he works for humanity, and who he is. Thank you Elon for being you.
Elon, rich or poor is 💯 a humanitarian....love him or hate him, he's doing things for your benefit and u don't even realize it....human or robot, he roots for planet Earth...
Wow this is the first time i have ever listened to Elon in an interview, what a relaxing experience it was. His gentle voice and relaxed manner was better than a meditation .
He is real, real awkward when speaking about personal stuff, or to someone clueless, not as an expert about work or peers.. You can see he's translating what he thinks into dumbed down phrases.
Daily Dose of Tik Tok hahaha that’s the best part of the 2 hours for sure! Elon’s face, he wants to bust out his NotAFlameThrower. Whether on Joe in revenge or himself in self pity, we will never know...
Elon musk: (brings up interesting topic) Joe Rogan: (stays silent to give Elon time to expand on interesting topic) Elon Musk: ...yeah.... Joe Rogan: ...... Elon Musk: yeah
Dark_Matter I can’t decide if Musk is a really smart and complex guy who has trouble putting his thoughts into words or is just protecting some of his business ideas and thoughts and is projecting the scenario that he is complex and a deep-thinker. But he’s still a corporatist despite his denial and also a bit of a conspiracy theorist.
@@craigwagner9698 Going by the fact that he's used his smarts to become one of the richest people on the planet, I'd probably lean towards the first one
"If you make stuff, make sure that it will actually do what you provocatively claim to millions of Rogan viewers." - Me (Harvard Neuroscientist) 2020 Neuro-related vids to come soon, so sub in the interim if interested. Cheers.
I got upset when he said that. Makes you realize how little respect he has for the general population. Thank god he explained to us non-billionaires how a factory works.
And he never says um, or anything grammatically or language wise, that could be misinterpreted, like 'this person died as a result of covid' versus 'this person died after testing positive for covid' two different things, same statistical measurement.
Pigpen Deluxe so much for the illusion that he’s a genius behind all sorts of fascinating projects. He has to think *this long* about the things he’s supposedly working on? Hasn’t he thought about these things hundreds of times already? Why wasn’t he able to recall the information rapidly? I wouldn’t be impressed by a computer that has to recalculate everything each time I press a key because it fails to “learn” (store previous information in its memory). Again, nobody asked him difficult questions here but it was like watching a teenager being questioned about the mandatory reading he just didn’t do. It was sad to watch Musk morph into an Inuit throat singer while he slooooowlyyyyy painfully s l o w l y figures out something to say relating to his projects. No wonder he’s dreaming of all sorts of tchatchkis to improve brain power... his processing speed seems awfully slow. Again, nobody asked him about South African racial policies after decolonization... he was hesitating and being extremely slow responding to simple questions about his supposed fields of expertise. Then they talk about covid (simpler concepts) and the guy magically stops hesitating and uhhhhming and aaahhhhhming. A genius he is not.
Jokes in general. It's hard to define. AI has a difficult time detecting. It's also hard for people to read something as sarcasm online and oftentimes assumes everything they read online to be true. The probability of a specific thing being said to be true out of any other alternative actually being true is high. Jokes/humor are something that is more culturally trained and people don't like to have to explain. Jokes has to do with group affiliation and understanding that a certain phrase is funny requires inside knowledge that's not embedded in the language of the words itself. It's also why hearing laughter is scary and used in horror movies. There's a group that's affiliated that has the common connection of humor that you don't have with them and is dangerous to you.
He has spoken about having Asperger's. I am a senior and recognized this in him before his announcement, as I too have Asperger's. It is amazing in many areas of life, just not wonderful in social settings.
I’d let him put a NeuroLink into my head. I’ve had 3 strokes, I’m practically deaf and have horrible vision. I’m truly a lucky man being alive, but I’d love to live better.
Tony Woods I have relatively nothing wrong with me but I would totally go for a neural link from this guy. From anyone else, no way, but Musk is clearly onto something
Jacks2022 I’m deaf in my right ear and have a hearing aid in my left so I can hear partly. I can’t tell you how many speaker systems I’ve blown out throughout my years tho. Also I wish I could read fast enough to use subtitles. Look, I’m blessed in many ways, and I’d step aside for the many who are worse off than me, but it would be nice to hear and see like a normal person.
Me (Harvard Neuroscientist): After returning back to current time, why did Elon still claim that NeuraLink will be able to do all those things within such a short time frame when his own team of world-class neuroscientists knows that it will take several orders of magnitude longer? Although this is Elon, so who knows. In related news, I'll have forthcoming vids soon, so sub in the interim if interested. To provide more context, I'm incredibly excited about the prospects of Elon's NeuraLink that is projected to be able to employ as much as 10 individual 4-mm chips within one person's brain, each chip of which will have multiple nanowires capable of projecting to and innervating distal ad-hoc neural targets (~1,000 neurons per chip) to ameliorate various conditions... akin to what deep-brain stimulation is already doing for many patients with Parkinson's disease. Although many of the aims of NeuraLink that Elon has delineated in this vid will likely not come to fruition anywhere near within the time frame that he's provocatively extrapolated to Joe, these efforts are paving the way toward some truly versatile technology that will eventually be able to mitigate many disease conditions and perhaps even augment certain aspects of healthy neural signaling. The latter would undoubtedly open up Pandora's box to a host of obvious caveats and ethical concerns, so thoughts on regulations would also come into the forefront at the advent of such a polarizing event... which will likely not occur within our lifetime. 🧠⚡🤯 Until then, we can all peacefully enjoy ice fishing and chasing monkeys. 🐟🙉
If Elon would be looking back on a memory it would be in second person as he will not be able to change outcomes (meaning he can't speak differently or forcefully move his body) but he will still be in his body. So it would be like his body is moving on its own. Now that's weird to think about.
@T0nyMc716 Do you not think private schools have substitutes? What are private school teachers these gods floating amongst us who cant take a sick day?
@Don’t play With me I can bet he reads more than you and knows about more things than you ,fuck outta here if you don't like him instead of spreading hate
In fairness, they’re talking about subject Elon is far more knowledgeable and comfortable with. It’s an interview right (to some extent) and Joe can’t be an expert in everything. The fact he’s capable of engaging in all subjects shows his intelligence. If Joe went on a serious tangent about martial arts, for example, Elon would be inferior... imagine that!
37 minutes in .. ive been alive for 24 years .. this has to be one of the most beautiful conversations i've ever listened 2..... i hope to create and help Elon with his ideas and have him help me with mine - Luis EXC
it reminds me of when he said something like, "there is a one in one billion (I've forgotten the exact odds) chance that we're not in a simulation" then someone at his lectures persisted several times with the question, "but do YOU believe that we are in a simulation?" Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssuuuuuusssssss
0:00 They talk about Elon’s Kid, and being a father
3:28 They talk about artificial intelligence, Elon selling all his possessions, being a billionaire & finance talk
13:32 What’s Elon’s dream house, Getting people to Mars, the Neuralink device explained
17:53 How the Neuralink device is installed in the brain and how it cures brain injuries like epilepsy and restores memory loss
27:06 Humans are already cyborgs, and AI symbiosis explained, transfer thoughts from brain to brain without talking
34:31 Neuralink can save state, meaning you can save memories and information in your brain
38:40 Where does consciousness arise, when does consciousness become and they talk about self improvement, and talk about the future cognitive ability with Neuralink
48:40 They talk about the inevitability of super smart Artificial Intelligence, and they talk about how long until Neuralink is normal
54:50 Where and what will we be in 25 years
57:14 They talk about covic 19, and how it changed the world
1:07:00 Elon talks about his tweets to free America, and they talk about the brilliance of the Twitter Warzone
1:13:50 Where should people get their news and information, and they talk about how the quarantine should be a choice
1:20:57 They discuss the current state of the country because of the lockdown, and a good idea
1:24:55 Is there a danger to politicise the lift of the lockdown and blame Donald Trump, they also talk about hospitals rule deaths from covid 19 symptoms as death from covid 19
1:34:38 They talk about other diseases and things that kill more people than covid 19
1:41:30 They talk about healthy diets, intermittent fasting, how to improve quality of sleep
1:45:55 Does Elon have to exercise, black mirror and jiu jitsu
1:51:05 When is the Tesla Roadster and CyberTruck being released, and they talk about the future of Tesla
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As a Harvard neuroscientist, I'm incredibly excited about the prospects of Elon's NeuraLink that is projected to be able to employ as much as 10 individual 4-mm chips within one person's brain, each chip of which will have multiple nanowires capable of projecting to and innervating distal ad-hoc neural targets (~1,000 neurons per chip). These nanowires will be able to spatiotemporally detect endogenous neuronal activity and simultaneously emit corrective current pulses to ameliorate various conditions, akin to what deep-brain stimulation is already providing for many patients with Parkinson's disease. Although many of the aims of NeuraLink that Elon has delineated in this vid will likely not come to fruition anywhere near within the time frame that he's provocatively extrapolated to Joe, these efforts are paving the way toward some truly versatile technology that will eventually be able to mitigate many disease conditions and perhaps even augment certain aspects of healthy neural signaling. The latter would undoubtedly open up Pandora's box to a host of obvious caveats and ethical concerns. Therefore, thoughts on regulations would also come into the forefront at the advent of such a polarizing event, which will likely not occur within our lifetime. On a related note, I'm currently developing neuro-related vids for my forthcoming channel, the crux of which will be to provide realistic action steps for leveraging our brains to improve our lives. So feel free to sub in the interim if interested. 🧠⚡🤯 My "about" section provides verifiable proof of my Ph.D. in neuroscience and postdoctoral training at Harvard, to preemptively refute any spurious rebuttals from cantankerous persuasions. As for those who still want to leave any hater/troller-esque comments, which are strikingly commonplace in the TH-cam comment sphere and often suggest deep psychological pain underneath any veiled humor, consider choosing love/empathy over fear/hate. We're in this together.💓🧘♂️🌎
People who comment this are important. Thanks.
Thanks for work!
Yes good job
Elon's wife : talk dirty to me
Elon : *stays silent for 20 secs* For sure
hahahahaa
I’m am... let’s see well I’m going to... well I’m not going to but will soon commence in doing.... insemination ironically not for the purpose of reproduction with you
Duck my life funniest shit ever
Hehe😂🤣
Many highly intelligent people do not respond right away in conversations. They pause to process the information as thoroughly as possible before they respond.
Elon: “BED TIME X Æ A-12!”
X Æ A-12: _windows shutdown sound_
lol
Hehehe nice!
hahaha i died
Saw that meme too bro....
Doo do do doo 🎶
Hey Joe! It’s been 3 years already ,bring Elon back again please . Thank you
🎉🎉🎉ele já mora em Marte🤔🤔
dude he was on the podcast in october...
#2054
Indeed!!!
its on spotify
Daddy? Why is my brother named elk meat?
Thats enough, 5-meo-dimethyltryptamine
LOOOOOOOOOOL
Thank your for this 😂
lmao
Chinsy Mcgee 😂🤣😭
Top comment.
Elon: There's no way to assign a probability with accuracy here.
Joe: right, but roughly
"Without a neural link 0%
With one it would rise above 0%" 😂
Elon 'First Principles' Musk V/s Joe ' Have you tried DMT yet' Rogan
Austin Riordan such a great response on Musk's part
MADBOYCEY that was a pretty goofy question
This is why we love Joe 😂
Elon: returns to JRE Podcast
Tesla stockholders: *sweats Intensely*
TRUTH!
I'll bet they're glad they brought a change of underwear today.
Georgin You funny sob 😂😂😂
Georgin Kaniyaly was looking for this comment, wasn’t disappointed 😀
@@diaz6636 They're going to shit themselves at some point just like last time.
I love these podcasts as its not an interview but more of a conversation.
Wtf
Yeah that’s like the whole point of a podcast
They're called talk shows for a reason.
They just talk, it's not an interview
"It's great being a parent isn't it?"
"Its great watching neural net develop"
Robbin what if he had his child so they could put a neuralink in a human baby to watch and see what would happen upclose and note all changes and implications???? That’s why the baby got a name more in line with a robot?
Sunny D 🤯
is it wrong I love the answer
@@sunnyd4889 hey tin foil hat guy!
@@sunnyd4889 You lead us now
Elon Musk: Talks about brain surgery.
Joe Rogan: "You ever go ice fishing?"
*Drill noises*
@@billy1998vn Joe: Drill goes brrr
😂
Joe tryna dumb it down for everyday Joe’s who lack chromosomes or have more than the correct amount lol
...Joe kinda disappointed me here, hes almost PLAYING at being dumb! Yes. Elon is a super genius, but Joe isnt an idiot either. Why...do that? Asking whether the implant is "what, a square, a circle?". I dont know...maybe I'm seeing it wrong....
This Elon dude looks like a very Down-to-Mars guy
😂😂😂😂
Underrated comments 🤣🤣🤣
You are delusional he is pure pure pure evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah so down to earth he wants to rid us of humanity are you dumb???
😆👏🏼
"if you don't make stuff, there is no stuff"
-Elon Musk
If you make stuff, you are God
I agree with Elon.
A materialistic view..
"Oh thank you master for your words of wisdom" -someguy
When Elon spent $6.5 million and became majority shareholder of Tesla, a year after it was founded by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning.
The only patent in Elon's name regarding Tesla is the shape of the charging station nozzle.
He also had almost nothing to do with developing PayPal. And he forced a contract that requires he's referred to as a Founder of PayPal. Even though he isn't.
Gwyneth Paltrow "My daughter's name is Apple"
Michael Jackson "My son is Blanket"
Kanye West "This is North West"
Elon "Hold my battery"
To be fair, Prince changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol in the 90's
😂😂 Too much money will make you go crazy
what about Arrow and Zeppelin Ackles....
@@celerywarrior6493 yeah and look what that did for him lol.....clearly the biggest risk to humanity is wealthiness lol.....rots the brain
@@suojelijatar I was hoping it wasn't the Ackles that makes up 33% of the Winchesters 😭😭😭
"Too many smart people go to finance and law...." amen to that.
And too many idiots get phds in the humanities
100%. It’s the smart people following the $ though. I had almost perfect grades and was poor. How else to make $ and pay back loans as fast as possible but to go into finance
oy vey
timestamp?
@@joeballer4036 9:16
It's *entirely possible* that DMT Jr. and XÆ A-12 will be good buddies in the future.
Well done sir!
DMT Jr. lmaoooo
Dimethyltriptamine Rogan Jr.
@@anonymousrevealer2006 Dimethyltryptamine
We really need another one of this now in 2024 with Elon. Since so much have changed ✔
We all know for a FACT that Joe drank at least a gallon of AlphaBrain before he started recording this.
Ohhh the sediment at the bottom of that jug.....🤢
And a 25mg Kill Cliff cbd drink, dont worry it doesnt get you high
LOL 😂
He spent the night in his sauna no doubt.
@@wisdom6587 what is that?
Elon: "I took a huge shit yesterday."
Rogan: *BuT hOw Do YoU hAvE tHe TiMe*
Elon: Yeah, sure.Yeah. 100%. Absolutely.
Asperger version of Schaub?
@@LowKickMT
Yeah. Sure, absolutely. Why not. Yeah.
I read that in my head with the cadence of those out of context Joe Rogan clips where nothing quite makes sense
Elon doesn't take shits. He scans the food matter in his abdomen and then runs analytics on if it is viable to his quantum Limbic system.
Spot on....Musk is a moron....but goes to show how stupid we all are that we buy his kludgey cars and exploding rockets and subways scams......he's a carnival barker
“As a human being like yourself”. No other guest would need that clarification
Is he human? Lol
a company called brain gate had mapped the mind 10 years ago working with another company sent your thoughts via blue tooth to a device able to either stimulate limps or operate mechanical
Elon is a benevolent AI from the future lol
Wait was he joking or is really not human id honestly belive he was a cyborg something is very off about elon
I’m convinced Elon Musk is a sophisticated AI and what we see is it’s mental projection of what a human is supposed to look like.
I like Elon Musk. Especially his speaking voice. He has a very unique accent.
Coz he’s South African
I was just going to say that ɓut you said it for me .. thank you @@nyashas4673
His choice of words and the way he thinks before talking is what I like the most.
He corrects himself very fast, mid-word, and he does not repeat words very much, which is the opposite of the generic human that says "like" 12 times per sentence, has a fairly limited vocabulary and doesn't think before talking.
Joe - "As a human being yourself".
Elon - *sweating profusely*
69 duuuuuude
Elon probably sees 99% of humans as advanced apes
RIGHT!
@@lucasr2050 same here
Lucas R love him on soul pandcake,elites in pizza gate call children chicken,watch the clip!!pizza gate is real...
X Æ A-12: “there’s no way to assign a probability with accuracy here”
Elon: “aw he said his first word”
"LOL dood, Elon is a super genius scientist and not the worlds biggest bullshit artist funded by his rich parents dood. That must make his kid who he pretentiously named after some random numbers and letters, a super mega genius dood, thats funny lol."
is it pronounced ksasha ?
Poor kid he’s in for a life of being rich but his peers probably won’t take too kindly to a kid with a name that is unpronounceable
@@alienspace9679 what the fuck, dude
@@joeyreups11 X is easily pronounced.
*Elon talking about neuralink*
Joe: SO IT'S LIKE ICE FISHING IN YOUR SKULL
I mean it's an excellent metaphor. That's how Joe has gotten to the top. He's the everyman
@@DanRobards it's an excellent metaphor for idiots who don't understand what cutting something in a circle means.
@@lilpumpupthejam9302 Have you ever gone ice-fishing?
@@lilpumpupthejam9302 Yeah...congratulations guy. You're smart!
That was hilarious! And it was in the context of talking about thick skulls
I never get tired of listening to Elon Musk doesn't matter what he talks about!! Love his voice, accent and especially his laugh..go Joe for having Elon on your pod casts love it ❤😮
Invite Elon musk back to have a chat please ❤
The way Brandon Schwab acts around Joe Rogan is the way Joe Rogan acts around Elon Musk.
100%
Yes
Danny H 😂😂👏👏😂😂
Accurate and understandable
HAHAH
The substitute teacher gonna lose their shit when they see his kids name
I see what you did there... bilakay
Need a new Key and Peele skit about celebrity kids' names in class
"it's pronounced ledasha"
Get to principal O Shakalakeneyseys office right now
Hash for short
Elon Musk - “ We have a device that will go into the skull and enable people to walk again “
Joe : “kinda like ice fishing, you ever gone ice fishing?
Very caveman of him
@@NeuromodulatorNetwork Why are you writing like this
Aaron M. Lambert, Ph.D. Yeah I Highly doubt we’ll see this doing all that he claims but we’ll see.
@@kek3582 To entertain a few people (actually thousands within all of these comments on this vid) and gain some subscribers for my forthcoming channel in this process. That is all. I wish you well, buddy. 🧠⚡🤯
Its fucking exelerating
Man, he's a billionaire and could literally buy and island and just live happily ever after.
And yet he still puts all his time into his businesses. Instead of designing his dream house, he's focussed on getting us to mars.
You gotta respect the guy
He is not a hero or saint. All of them billionaires have ulterior motives. Nobody gets a billion for nothing except hard work. But sure he is a bit different
He is the not billionaire you think about
He is not businessman
He is entreprenuer
Getting people to Mars doesnt actually do anything for society at all. Why not solve all the problems we have in this realm first? Going to Mars is the same as building the tower of Babylon. Complete vanity
@@matthewmcdonald9107 agreed buddy... but since there are so many people trying to already get some shit done on Earth, why not someone try something outta Earth...
That's what ig Elon thinks...
@@abc76994 Humans can not leave the Earth. We are trapped here. This is where God has placed us.
everyone: aw the baby is making his first steps
........
Elon: hmm the neural net is improving its kinetic code
🤦♂️
Elon is both and that’s what makes him the man! I believe most people are amazed at how fast baby’s learn and their neural pathways develop but Elon is just more informed on the subject.
stupidfkr
🤣🤣🤣
crying
Elon- "You wouldn't need to talk"
Joe- "Im so scared of that but so excited at the same time is that weird?"
He's on a date.
YES! LOL
Blake Hahahah!! heck if I was a sapiophile I’d be rock hard right now. But I’ll settle for deep admiration. What a fascinating dude!
how? I don't see it. but then I'm basically a stone so that makes sense that I didn't see it. 🤷
And trying gay sex ...'elon give me that self fucking strap on'
Hey Blake!
I love how joe just exaggerates everything and elons just sitting there like "sure"
gratuitous narcissistic posturing
@@magikstick8191 *exaggerating like comedians.
Magik Stick woah you’re so edgy
I’d say enthusiastic rather than exaggerating. If nobody was enthusiastic then you’ll have a very mundane conversation and I’d fall asleep
Joe is like this with AI, Aliens, or pretty much anything that fascinates him but him doesn't quite understand it
The trump video is coming for you.
Couple hours will do it.
Almost there
It just passed this video in views, it hasn’t even been 3 days yet
TH-cam hid it. I guess they’re democratic. Cancel them!
in a couple weeks, maybe months it'll easily be the most watched joe rogan podcast
If his kid grows up to be a Professor, he can call himself Professor X.
ETERNAL FPS this is how we get mutants...
Bro 😂😭
Are you in my head 🤣🤦♂️
That was always the plan
Captured it’s all coming together
2012: naming ur kids after celebrities
2020: naming kids after an airplane
2024: naming a kid after your own planet
first kid in history who will able to legitimately say their gender is Attack Helicopter
2100: Naming your kid in English
I’m named after Jack from titanic 🤣
Honestly it's a progression
Joe: How do you say your kids name?
Elon: No idea.
Nicolaus Gilbert Wilson or “You’ll have to ask my wife” 😂
He really didn't even answer the question
Yeah he didn't really answer. Archangel? Lol
X Ash Archangel musk
I believe he’s in some deep shit
Bring Elon back to the show .
"If you don't make stuff, there's no stuff................ yeah."
--Elon Musk
@Dom __D happens to me all the time
909sickle glitch in the simulation
Joe is a moron. He says universal basic income but money doesnt feed people. You cant put it in your gas tank or use it as medicine. Its just paper. Im glad Musk said this because dumb people dont understand this concept evidently.
1:21:39
That was almost on the level of "Black Science Man" meme - People don't think the universe be like it is, but it do.
Elon: "Drill a hole in the skull and insert the device"
Joe: "KINDA LIKE ICE FISHING?!"
ryan norton i love joe’s imagination
@@hankdestratenmaken7450 truly is amazing! Hahaha.
Detroit become human
@@rosegold-beats AHAHAHHAHQAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
@Psy Art calm down on the drugs dude
"if u don't make stuff, there's no stuff" - Elongated Musket
*Goes on to list 3 essential fields
but then how do you make stuff if there isn't already stuff, need stuff to make stuff therefore there is always stuff
100% true
His musket is longer than yours.
aryan yeoh HAHAHA
I think this is the best podcast, I’ve ever listened to. Terrific, thank you Joe and Elon.
I could't agreed more with you:)
The Katt Williams one is my favorite
Joe “ Will we be able to” Rogan Elon “ eventually” Musk
🤣👌
Say that in Bruce Buffer announcement voice.
fire
loool
WHEN?????
This podcast is the prequel to most black mirror episodes.
👌th-cam.com/video/pbrzo9tB_YU/w-d-xo.html
And also Love Death Robot. For sure!
Elon: We are going to change the way humans communicate forever
Joe: My kids are really good at TikTok
Thomas Ranard 😭😭😭
Lmfao. C’mon take it easy on joe. He’s talking to Elon musk for crying out loud. Funny though good job.
Hahahha Elon looks at Joe the same way scientists look at monkeys
I’m dying 😵
Thomas Ranard Oof his kids use tiktok I feel bad
I’m so glad that you do these podcasts Joe. You have the most interesting people on and your method of having a good old sit down conversation, brings out so many things that the media never does. I am now a definite fan of Elon Musk. When he first came on the scene, I was a bit put off by his overconfidence. However, with a brain like his, I’m sure I’d be overconfident too!! I think he’s just the guy that’s going to help us rejuvenate the planet, utilize space for the greater good and discover that we really are connected. I truly believe we will ultimately realize differences make us unique, not better or worse.
Well said ! 👏🏽 I agree
Well said.
The evil vultures come in and see excellent elon. It’s let’s get this guy it will make us feel good to pull him down a notch. They will never destroy you elon.
u r so N A I V E
Elon: it’ll be able to cure eyesight
Joe: ice fishing
Vision deterioration isn't neurological. It's the warping and fogging of the lens in your eye, FFS.
Boss Okanagan you don’t think there’s a shot he can cure vision? He said he’s going to make quadriplegic people walk...
@@bossokanagan2930 we have crude artificial eyes + brain implants that work right now
@@Stizzzzzzzz i dont believ shit elon musk has to say. time to start showing
@@DrippUP lol you're pathetic dude.
TSLA stock owners: “I can feel a disturbance in the force”
Broccoli_32 “somethings wrong I can feel it”
Hands down, best comment i've seen all year !
Broccoli_32 it’s times like these I’m glad I sold it off😂 I’ll be getting back in though
Got a few shares on my IRA and debated selling it. Gut feeling is it's 50/50. Either he says something or does something that makes people nervous and it falls, or he reveals something about Cybertruck and spikes a bit haha.
His stock dropped like 6% then went back up 9% the day after according to joe when he had robert downy on
Elon Musk: nobody lives forever
Elon Musk thoughts: but eventually we'll fix that problem *beep boop*
*Beep booping intensifies*
@Nick Pitrone 🤣🤣
LOL HAHAHA!!! U nailed it!!!
21:13 my WhatsApp tone now
Elon is a alien
Thanks. Good video. I'm never 100% sure I can make money. Never place 100% of your savings in just one type or type of investment
Always aim for a week. Set your maximum cups lost per week. it's still perfectly logical, it's quite passive and rewarding
Every investor's dream is to find a strategy that guarantees, if not 100% success, at least 99.99%.
It's like that. The crypto space is a very sensitive area. It took me two months to understand the benefit of functioning correctly, the adaptation saved me. Thanks to the expert, John Joseph
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36:38.....”There’s no way to assign a probability with accuracy here.”
That might have been the most Elon Musk response I’ve ever heard.
"*but*..."
"sarcasms difficult"
DB ? Is that u
X Æ A-12 ''T.. Th...
Elon: ''Yes, son?!''
X Æ A-12: “There’s no way to assign a probability with accuracy here”
Elon: “Aw he said his first word”
Hahahah brilliant comment
@Eobard Thawne life really isn't about kidding. But it is about making memes
fun
@Smith & Wesson I think people like you have the wrong idea about how these things come to be
Eobard Thawne
Life is about the experience. We’re here to experience our emotions, which become the lens through which we see the world (when you’re happy, the world seems brighter and more vibrant and colorful, whereas when you’re sad, the world seems dull and gray). You’re meant to feel your feelings and explore the world around you. That’s why we exist. In the process, we evolve with our technology and find ways to improve our default experience, and make life more enjoyable. But there is no inherent purpose to life, nothing that says you can’t joke and laugh at everything. If that is the lens through which you choose to see the world, there’s nothing wrong with that. The problems arise when a person only sees the world through one lens-and tries to shift everyone else’s worldview to line up with theirs. That is not what life is about. You ruin others’ experience by spreading negativity. Sure, joking about literally everything can be bad in certain cases, but it causes less damage than negativity does. Remember this. :)
Elon : "yeah, she's great at names"
Joe : "yeah" (don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh)
th-cam.com/video/77qt7dMzkKE/w-d-xo.html batman beyond movie cast
Lmao
I remember when my brother was like 8yrs old he named our dog optimus prime... his favorite transformer...HE WAS 8!
Why didn't Joe push Elon to say how they will actually call their son? "Hey X Æ A-12!" somehow doesn't really roll off the tongue.
Bryn Dorritt 😂
19:28 bro that cut to Joe being so locked in is hilarious
Elon isn’t even trying to blend in with us Earthlings at this point
cause he knows his son will be AI robot when he gets older
@@fancydapperallclass.2345 I'll take two please.
I agree. But wonder is that good or bad.?...
@@freeair9460 the only way it could be bad is if the programing glitches and they become power obsessed money hungry fembots who want to control our lives....at which point most of us are just back to status quo. Wow after reading that back I should probably seek therapy about the briarpatch of psycho-bitches I've been through.
"Brain cycles"
Lol every time Elon responds “sure” you just know there’s way more to it.
Makes you want to be in his head.
He's holding back for some reason
@@alloverdaplace2043 because it would take him hours to explain and even then we probably wouldn't understand
@Jeremy Wittekind shit here we go again...
I could listen to both you talk forever...
Musk: "There's no way to assign a probability with accuracy here."
Rogan: "Yea.. but like roughly"
Dennis Nedry lol
Musk response: "0" lol
Yeah...but if someone didn't have a gun and shot you, how probable would that be to a percentage?
....come on! Maybe like 1% maybe less?
This reminds me of dialogue in Star Trek, where Kirk asked Spock for a guess at something and he got confused. McCoy had to explain to the Vulcan that they valued his guess more than normal because he was so intelligent... elon sounds exactly like spock here, lol
😂
we don't difine Elon by the fact that he is wealthy. Because that wealth came from his and his people's hardwork. And also he's been keeping saying the same thing, "I want to be useful to humanity" way beofre he become this wealthy. we difine Elon by the fact how he think things, how hard he works for humanity, and who he is. Thank you Elon for being you.
Elon, rich or poor is 💯 a humanitarian....love him or hate him, he's doing things for your benefit and u don't even realize it....human or robot, he roots for planet Earth...
I feel like he's constantly describing different episodes of Black Mirror
We're living in an episode right now
bro i thought the exact same thing
in one they have a thing called bean that that gets implemented in your brain and you can recall memories
The Elon Musk FULL Documentary: th-cam.com/video/N9urIMy7IZs/w-d-xo.html
th-cam.com/video/3bFCqK81s7Y/w-d-xo.html
Joe: As a human being, like yourself..."
Elon: *internal alien giggle*
Elon : Yeah.
Joe: Yeah
Elon: Yeah.
Yeah.
Fake quotes!
@@tomatommi no its real
1:54:56
Yeah
for sure
Wow this is the first time i have ever listened to Elon in an interview, what a relaxing experience it was. His gentle voice and relaxed manner was better than a meditation .
Joe: knocks on the table
Elon: feels real doesn’t it? ☺️
Very good
“You think that’s air you’re breathing now?”
Welcome to the Matrix.
We 100% live in reality because that's what we call this. There are other spaces with different names.
He is real, real awkward when speaking about personal stuff, or to someone clueless, not as an expert about work or peers.. You can see he's translating what he thinks into dumbed down phrases.
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Elon: "my babies name is pronounced x ash archangle"
Joe: "hahahaha"
Daily Dose of Tik Tok hahaha that’s the best part of the 2 hours for sure! Elon’s face, he wants to bust out his NotAFlameThrower. Whether on Joe in revenge or himself in self pity, we will never know...
It is retarded.
X Æ A-12: * *drowns* *
Elon: * *puts him in rice* *
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A tub of rice 😂
Brotherhood this was funny as hell
That actually makes sense for them.
I shit you not I thought Reddit cracked it. I seen a post saying it was code for “Kyle.”
Bro naming his kid off his favorite droid from Star Wars
HK-47
Elon musk: (brings up interesting topic)
Joe Rogan: (stays silent to give Elon time to expand on interesting topic)
Elon Musk: ...yeah....
Joe Rogan: ......
Elon Musk: yeah
you are a bed wetter
@@barlo90 nice to meet you bed wetter
hi :) nice to meet you
Lee D musck
barlo90 r u ?
Joe Rogan: So , how are doing Mr Musk?
Elon Musk: 5 secs pause, good.
Musk augments: Rerouting internal servers.. Condition met: Good
Elon Musk 5 seconds later: "Good"
He’s computing
Dark_Matter I can’t decide if Musk is a really smart and complex guy who has trouble putting his thoughts into words or is just protecting some of his business ideas and thoughts and is projecting the scenario that he is complex and a deep-thinker. But he’s still a corporatist despite his denial and also a bit of a conspiracy theorist.
@@craigwagner9698 Going by the fact that he's used his smarts to become one of the richest people on the planet, I'd probably lean towards the first one
@@craigwagner9698 hes an alien
“If you don’t make stuff, there is no stuff.”
-Elon Musk 2020
That line is in the Compilation -I made a Compilation remix of it 😆 th-cam.com/video/Hz85w7JbfxA/w-d-xo.html
We kinda gotta lotta stuff already
"If you make stuff, make sure that it will actually do what you provocatively claim to millions of Rogan viewers."
- Me (Harvard Neuroscientist) 2020 Neuro-related vids to come soon, so sub in the interim if interested. Cheers.
I got upset when he said that. Makes you realize how little respect he has for the general population. Thank god he explained to us non-billionaires how a factory works.
The genius of our time
Some advance vocabulary from Mr. Musk
1. Yeah
2. OK
3. Sure
4. Pause
5. Eh
6. Oh
7. Sure
8. Initial part of sentence x 2.
Where's umm
*This episode abridged*
Joe: *Asks Elon to elaborate on something*
Elon: *DEEP INHALE*
How do I explain this to a moron
And he never says um, or anything grammatically or language wise, that could be misinterpreted, like 'this person died as a result of covid' versus 'this person died after testing positive for covid' two different things, same statistical measurement.
@@lycanthrope6644 he says um constantly. Also what do any of the things you just said mean?
DevilMan 487 deep inhale and 35 uhhhms and ehhhms and hummms and yeah and aaahhhs.
Pigpen Deluxe so much for the illusion that he’s a genius behind all sorts of fascinating projects. He has to think *this long* about the things he’s supposedly working on? Hasn’t he thought about these things hundreds of times already? Why wasn’t he able to recall the information rapidly? I wouldn’t be impressed by a computer that has to recalculate everything each time I press a key because it fails to “learn” (store previous information in its memory). Again, nobody asked him difficult questions here but it was like watching a teenager being questioned about the mandatory reading he just didn’t do.
It was sad to watch Musk morph into an Inuit throat singer while he slooooowlyyyyy painfully s l o w l y figures out something to say relating to his projects. No wonder he’s dreaming of all sorts of tchatchkis to improve brain power... his processing speed seems awfully slow. Again, nobody asked him about South African racial policies after decolonization... he was hesitating and being extremely slow responding to simple questions about his supposed fields of expertise. Then they talk about covid (simpler concepts) and the guy magically stops hesitating and uhhhhming and aaahhhhhming. A genius he is not.
Joe : "Babies are so cute, right?"
Elon : "NeuRo WeBs."
😁😁
Haha
Lil Paycheck - was that snippet a sign of psychopathy or a “lack of empathy”?
@@UmarRamirez stop tryna act smart bro 😭
@@UmarRamirez No he's just fascinated by the developing human brain and was comparing it to machine learning.
“Sarcasm is difficult.. ha.. ha....haha” definitely an alien
Or Asperger's
plowman1266 nah just someone who got fined $43 million for a sarcastic tweet
Jokes in general. It's hard to define. AI has a difficult time detecting. It's also hard for people to read something as sarcasm online and oftentimes assumes everything they read online to be true. The probability of a specific thing being said to be true out of any other alternative actually being true is high. Jokes/humor are something that is more culturally trained and people don't like to have to explain. Jokes has to do with group affiliation and understanding that a certain phrase is funny requires inside knowledge that's not embedded in the language of the words itself. It's also why hearing laughter is scary and used in horror movies. There's a group that's affiliated that has the common connection of humor that you don't have with them and is dangerous to you.
Most of his stuff is sarcasm. He laughs because people are too fkin stupid to get it.
He has spoken about having Asperger's. I am a senior and recognized this in him before his announcement, as I too have Asperger's.
It is amazing in many areas of life, just not wonderful in social settings.
I’ve never missed a podcast of Elon 😂
Feel like the first thing that comes to his head after a question is "How do I simplify this ?"
No it's "how do I answer I legit don't know and I know I'll sound stupid"
"If you can't explain a concept to a 5 year old you don't know it" Albert Einstein
you're falling for his charade perfectly
He said it, "compress a complex idea into words, so the listener can take it and decompress it"
Look up
Elon Musk meets Post Malone
It’s hilarious! 😂 😆
Good thing Tesla manufactures their own batteries, Elon’s son will never go hungry!
you deserve Nobel price for this comment ! :DDDDD
That's "bat trees"
they dont they collab with philips or something
Yeah I think Panasonic makes them right? I thought I saw something about their role in the gigafactory.
@@justinthomas9828 i think its Panasonic, yeah
*Elon Musk’s kid logs into website*
Website: Are you a robot?
Kid: no
Website: Enter your name
Kid: *windows shutdown sound*
ABU Algeria the sound coming from him tho
hahaha...
Why would the name X crash a website?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@levib algebra x = to 10 +
Joe Rogan comparing drilling the skull to boring a hole while ice fishing is what is getting me right now 😅
**x ae a-12 starts crying**
elon: uh oh i think someone needs an oil change
Wtf is an "oil change"?
@@MrGonzonator are you stupid or?
@@MrGonzonator whoosh
@@MrGonzonator he's implying a robot baby
LMAOOOOOOO
I’d let him put a NeuroLink into my head. I’ve had 3 strokes, I’m practically deaf and have horrible vision. I’m truly a lucky man being alive, but I’d love to live better.
I would love for you to be better, too, sir. You sound like life has delt you a shit hand
Tony Woods I have relatively nothing wrong with me but I would totally go for a neural link from this guy. From anyone else, no way, but Musk is clearly onto something
So do you put subtitles on or......
Jacks2022 I’m deaf in my right ear and have a hearing aid in my left so I can hear partly. I can’t tell you how many speaker systems I’ve blown out throughout my years tho. Also I wish I could read fast enough to use subtitles. Look, I’m blessed in many ways, and I’d step aside for the many who are worse off than me, but it would be nice to hear and see like a normal person.
You could probably sign up as a test subject in the future
The first 15 mins is like having a conversation with a stranger on Omegle
I don't see any dicks though.
@@neliz2k i see two
Bobs or vegana🙏🏻
That's a damn smart omegle stranger lol
@ʌryx He thinks before he speaks. It's pretty refreshing to listen to in a way
Who's here after Mithu Don's story 😂😂
Me broo 😂😂😂
Me too bro 😂
Bhai 🤣
😂😂😂
Mai bhi
"You can talk to a tree but its not very entertaining." - Elon Musk
OSMIUM beats It is for the tree.
He certainly hasn't met the trees in my neighbourhood!
I talk to trees all the time, and I find it very entertaining lmao
Well, there goes my Saturday night.
@@T1ddlywinks ill talk to your mom you bad lil boy!
Joe: So how are you liking being a father in an this craziness?..
Elon: Yeah, babies are awesome!... so I've been working on this new AI...
So. Awkward. 😂😂😂
Lmao
@@calebsmith666 so is your letter c
mitch carter he was talking about fatherhood when he said that...
AIs to help automate his kids possibly?
“I’m selling my possessions because they take time away from SpaceX and Tesla”
“DO YOU ICE FISH!!??”
Guess that's his music producer career done
he didnt say it takes time from... he said there are better things his money and time can be going to... and having things have made him a target...
LMAOOOOOOO
Lmao
Rofl
My mother in law got this done in NM and it fixed her tremors! Good shit
Joe "So what's the name of your new baby?"
Elon "License Plate"
X Ae a12
if I got it correct ??😂
Pronounced XH A12
I gave more fucks when naming my Runescape character. I'm down with whatever Elon does but that's kinda weird.
Not mine it's rented.
CrappyPaintPapa it’s the same way u choose anything...
Joe: "What are the odds that this is a replayed memory?"
Elon: *traveling back to current time to see how to respond*
www.dailymotion.com/video/x6vrvhh
Will u have holographic memory with weight scale built in?
Me (Harvard Neuroscientist): After returning back to current time, why did Elon still claim that NeuraLink will be able to do all those things within such a short time frame when his own team of world-class neuroscientists knows that it will take several orders of magnitude longer? Although this is Elon, so who knows. In related news, I'll have forthcoming vids soon, so sub in the interim if interested. To provide more context, I'm incredibly excited about the prospects of Elon's NeuraLink that is projected to be able to employ as much as 10 individual 4-mm chips within one person's brain, each chip of which will have multiple nanowires capable of projecting to and innervating distal ad-hoc neural targets (~1,000 neurons per chip) to ameliorate various conditions... akin to what deep-brain stimulation is already doing for many patients with Parkinson's disease. Although many of the aims of NeuraLink that Elon has delineated in this vid will likely not come to fruition anywhere near within the time frame that he's provocatively extrapolated to Joe, these efforts are paving the way toward some truly versatile technology that will eventually be able to mitigate many disease conditions and perhaps even augment certain aspects of healthy neural signaling. The latter would undoubtedly open up Pandora's box to a host of obvious caveats and ethical concerns, so thoughts on regulations would also come into the forefront at the advent of such a polarizing event... which will likely not occur within our lifetime. 🧠⚡🤯 Until then, we can all peacefully enjoy ice fishing and chasing monkeys. 🐟🙉
He looked like he was actually trying to crunch the data
If Elon would be looking back on a memory it would be in second person as he will not be able to change outcomes (meaning he can't speak differently or forcefully move his body) but he will still be in his body. So it would be like his body is moving on its own. Now that's weird to think about.
time stamp?
The Sr 71 blackbird is absolutely the most cool plan ever made😊
He had to decide between building a house or trying to get to Mars. I’m officially doing nothing with my life.
And ironically enough, he has enough money to do both 10 times.
Uhh... do u even know how much 1kilo to low earth orbit is? 🤣
Enjoy the ride mate
Rangel Gomez It’s like 20 or 30 grand but don’t quote me on that.
Substitute teacher : arrives
X Æ A-12 : *demonic laughing*
Sub: Ex Ash Aye Twelve?
X: oh... here
Sub: Aye aye ron?
@@adamzez Voo yay Voo yay
@T0nyMc716 Of course not
@@adamzez
I give it 1 month before it naturally simplifies to "Sasha"
@T0nyMc716 Do you not think private schools have substitutes? What are private school teachers these gods floating amongst us who cant take a sick day?
Joe: We've evolved to talk by using mouth noises
Elon: Sure
Leksi Kush and foremost, body language.
Lmfao
Key and peele 😆
Having a shitty week. This gave me a good laugh thank you sir
@@tylerbaars1173 have a good one ahead man ✌️
When he said that hydrogen is now sentient, that was a very good metaphor. It reminds me of the slit experiment.
Elon’s the type of guy that would say “sure...” after a compelling story that was told to him
lol
Sure
Elon Demuro
Well, at least after uncompelling hair-brained ideas are told to him by an ex martial arts comedian
@@tpstrat14 its painful
Elon: Yeah she's pretty good with baby names.
Everyone: lol
Zabe Denton 😂😂
That baby will definitely identify as an attack helicopter. And the confirmation surgery?! Yikes
😂😂😂
“I’d rather eat tasty food and live a shorter life” -Elon Musk
Ashleigh literally just read this the exact moment he said it
And joe agrees. I’ve seen his Instagram. I’ve seen what he eats. The man has never had a potato. Looks awful
@@ka0t1k1 bruh shut up lol
@@jara1392 odds of that are incredibly marginal nice
"Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride." -Anthony Bourdain
I love to listen to this robot talk and I think Joe enjoys it too.
Elon's son: Dad I don't want to sleep yet
Elon: Alexa shut him down
LOL
💯 lmfao but real holy shit balls, no joke!
10/10
Kenny Bajoon it wouldnt be alexa though
@@lecamper7435 bixby
Elon before the show: what can i do this time to lower stock prices?
Joe: Have you tried DMT?
The dmt jokes are so worn out but this make me smile
easier to go up after you've went down
Fuck yeah!!!
collin deeds lmao in tears
For the record TSLA was at $776 at the moment of upload
There's such a huge gap in what they understand about things, its almost a language barrier.
well put, when he said mind-virus and joes response .., its like he missed the whole direction elon was going
@Don’t play With me I can bet he reads more than you and knows about more things than you ,fuck outta here if you don't like him instead of spreading hate
In fairness, they’re talking about subject Elon is far more knowledgeable and comfortable with. It’s an interview right (to some extent) and Joe can’t be an expert in everything. The fact he’s capable of engaging in all subjects shows his intelligence. If Joe went on a serious tangent about martial arts, for example, Elon would be inferior... imagine that!
Mick Island lmaooo
Jeff M yeah it’s definitely more apparent here compared to the first time he was on
37 minutes in .. ive been alive for 24 years .. this has to be one of the most beautiful conversations i've ever listened 2..... i hope to create and help Elon with his ideas and have him help me with mine - Luis EXC
Elon: There is no way to assign a probability with accuracy here
Joe: Right...But roughly?
John Yentes that was class.😂😂
I know it wasn't meant to be funny but the way he said it straight faced just made me laugh then Joe being oblivious or ignorant just made me die
Dang it you beat me to it
it reminds me of when he said something like, "there is a one in one billion (I've forgotten the exact odds) chance that we're not in a simulation"
then someone at his lectures persisted several times with the question, "but do YOU believe that we are in a simulation?"
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssuuuuuusssssss
Joe was acting dumb on this one