Theo Von & Chris Distefano Roasting Each Other For 12 Minutes Straight | Compilation
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- Theo Von VS Chris Distefano. Hilarious compilation of the best roasts.
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Theo looks like he knows where all the cameras are at in Walmart
That's so good lmao
Fo real
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I can see that''"!! Hahah
“Drinking curry thru a straw … isis gets me but my head is so fucking big I keep fucking up their beheading videos “🤣🤣🤣 dog wtf only in america
Theo looks like he always knows where to find the good scrap metal
lmao
Outstanding! 😆😆😆
Lmaaaao
Fuckin amazing… perfect
this made me spit out my coffee
Theo looks like if Tom Brady gave up high school football for trapping squirrels.
That's really funny
Dude you deserve respect for this comment, this is freakin hilarious
I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw this
I've always thought he looked like TB12, but not quite, this definition puts him identical/indecipherable to him now! lmaooooo
Nothing wrong with that hahaha
“You got a civil war head” 😅 gets me everytime. Lolol
“You look like a deaf guy that goes to the gym” is so hilarious and actually so spot on. I frequently this about that burn to this day
ajajajaj that was fire
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was all he had tho, after he was just trying to insult him with curse words
Also, he cried🐕
How does a def guy look? I don’t know but he definitely puts off deaf vibes
think*
Chris's roasts are funny because they make sense, Theo's are funny because they take a second to really register
"Been better" joke was Oscar worthy... Theo is casually a legend xd
Absolutely
I grew up in Southern Louisiana and he reminds me of dudes I grew up with. He’s just definitely smarter than them 😂😂
That was the joke I just commented on 😂
He did it so quick
What are you talking about dude. Chris DESTROYED THEO and then was nice enough to lay off.
“You look like Been Better” is such an underrated line lmao
Man I do not get this joke can you explain it to me?
@@thrace5134 when Chris was talking about how he looks like “Ben Affleck” or “Ben Stiller”, Theo said he looks like he’s “been better” a play off the name “Ben”. Basically telling him he’s seen better days and looks like shit
Ohhhh my god. Thanks dude.
I laughed so hard 🤣
Lmao the way Theo made him stop to think about it and realize how golden it was 😂
Bruh they actually match each other’s energies well. Like sometimes Chris has Theo unable to come back for a second cause he’s laughing so hard
and theos always so quick with it that's it hilarious to see him lost for words even if its only a second
Theo looks like he works on dirt bikes but never actually fixes anything
This is actually really good
"You look like somebody who uses performance enhancing drugs... to swim." I lost it.
me too 😭😭😭 this one sent me dude
"you are a suspect" is the best description for Theo Von ever
The meth one had me
Chris: “70% german”
Theo: “so you were kinda right.”
Chris: “Alt-Right” 😭
One of the most underrated lines in the video.
@@cj5k12 *the
Jajajaja
he's hilarious god damn
I literally dropped my jaw when he said that. My man is a pro
Chris looks like a hospital orderly who was fired for stealing his clientele's medication. And Theo looks like his homie he sold it to.
Lmao brilliant
Vfunp
😂
“You look like been better” is one of the smartest and funniest jokes ever
The timing was perfect.
It took Chrissy a few seconds to get that one lol Theo and Chris are both quick
The fact Theo finally learned who Rhea Perlman was between the two times🤣
Chris didn't even make it 30 secs until he had me on the floor with that, "you got a civil war head."
Fucking landed it.
Crying
What does that even mean? 😂
That was hilarious
Somehow, I see it.
😂😂😂
"Some people say I look like Ben Aflec, some people say I look like Ben Stiller"
Theo: You look like Ben Better
That had me literally lol 😂🤣
You can see the absolute joy on their faces while not only giving each other the insults, but also receiving the insults. That’s real friendship 🤣 makes me feel like I’m around my high school friends again!
And that's something that real people need to learn
Funniest part of this is Brendan pretending to get a spelling joke
The obnoxious laugh gave it away. He didn’t get it.
I think Theo's feelings got hurt in that radio studio
He looked stunned lol
Yeah wiping His Eyes for quite some time🥺
1:31 Theo really did look like he was hurt about that pants diss 🤣
That show was brutal. They roasted each other constantly. Theo did well though
They might not have known each other as well because it was an older clip.
Chris looks like he’s been fighting athletes foot his whole life
I could see Theo getting arrested for trying to pass off a fake prescription at the pharmacy.
100%
He looks like he robbed rite aids for oxys.
😂😂😂😂😂bruhhhhh
Xannies and meth for sure!
8:03 has to be the funniest part when Chris repeats his joke and Theo goes “ you just said it a second ago” and Chris going “yea well it crushed” is absolutely hilarious with both of their characters 😂
I feel like the funniest part of the zipper joke is Theo saying it’s for safety you idiot.
"You have that civil war head"😭😭😭
Theo looks like the guy on the forklift in every factory that doesnt speak to anyone but shows his emotional state by aggressively moving pallets.
Chris looks like he definitely pushed at least one pregnant girlfriend. Theo looks like he doesn't even own shoe laces
"Been better" hit so hard theo had to immediately appologize.
Theo thinking Chris is Dutch after making it up for a roast is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂😂
So random to me. I feel secretly proud he could name some stuff other than hookers and weed. The apple pies, clougs and Heineken.
I'm a lowkey happy Dutchman ;)
"if you met yourself you'd hate it"
Theo looks like he be stealing catalytic converters 🤣
Theo looks like he siphons gas out of all the neighborhood lawn mowers.
Yea and he looks like he always be smelling like gas ! ⛽
theo legit looks like a civil war vet
Ye except when they cut to him during the war he's in a lab coat fixing a wounded ferrets finger
honestly makes sense considering the year his father was born. his genes are closer to that era than most people
@@robertfan332frighteningly accurate
Civil War Head 😭😭
“If you could meet yourself you would hate it …” is one of my favorite Theo comebacks. These are my two favorite comedians … that O&A appearance is was great.
Dude 😂😂 “if you would meet yourself you would hate it”
"You look like a chew toy at one of those dog rescue places." Easily the funniest thing I've ever heard anyone say ever.
Theo takes a sizable lead with Deaf Guy Who Goes to the Gym and Aerodymanic Dutch, Chris comes back with Michigan State Spartan Helmet and ripping on Theo's "zipper" jacket.
As a Dutch guy, I can confirm that Chris could pass off as a Dutch guy based on looks
Theo really felt the locomotive pants joke 😂😂😂
Theo looks like a construction worker that never learned to read a tape measure
I wish they had a show together. So funny and great chemistry
“Chris you look like a deaf guy that goes to the gym”
That civil war head got him 🤣
That Michigan St Spartans bit killed 🔥
“It’s for safety you idiot” 😂😂
Theo look like he knows all the good fishing spots along the Mason-Dixon line 😂😂
You look like "Ben Better"!! Lmfao
“If you could meet yourself you would hate it”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:33"You like Ben Better" One of the greatest lines ever.
Chrissy looks like a off brand Buzz Lightyear 😂😂😂
Buzz darkyear lmfao
“Civil War Head” 😂😂😂 so accurate
lol- the t shirt between his sweater shirt is such a perfect Theo thought process. Outta left field but still somehow makes sense 😂
I’m so used to watching Theo with Schaub, that it’s actually shocking to see Theo actually get roasted
It’s good to see Theo found his match. Brendan was great as his punching bag but funny to see him struggle to come up with a comeback from someone who’s as witty…LMAO
YES!!!
Nobody brings out the funny in Theo like Brendan did. The best comedy duos are never two guys trying with the same energy, that's what made KATS the funniest pod of all time. Too bad Theo's dickriders got in his head and he started hanging with big names n shit
I’ve seen a good amount of the other guy and I’d definitely not say he’s as witty or even close really. Also it doesn’t seem like Theo is struggling just seems like he’s saying stuff as he usually does.
And that other dude did roast him pretty well a few times but the destfano whatever dude is most certainly not as witty that’s like insane.
Lol distefanos hilarious @@ComeAlongKay
“You look like a skin head that’s not willing to go all the way.” Lol subtle fucken joke that killed
Theo looks like a carnival worker that purposely tries to take the screws off the rides, to save someone, so he could be on the news and get his moment of fame.
That's legit a great movie plot
That's pretty good
Two comedians and a love story.
"i can see you getting in a lawsuit with new era because they dont have a proper hat that fits you"😂😂😂
The Rhea Pearlman joke gets me everytime 😂
Theo looks like he sells catfish noodling tours in rivers where catfish don't even live
😆
Def guy that goes to the gym hit the hardest lol 😂
Theo got way better at this, Chris used to dominate him on the Opie and Jim Norton show
I think chris got softer too haha
When Theo walked in and immediately Chris goes "...and here's KD Lang" that was beautiful.
People keep saying that but it didn’t really seem like that at all from what I’ve seen. People really interpret stuff differently. Chris may be more aggressive about it as he’s form New York but Theo seemed to say stuff that sticks more and or is funnier.
Also I feel like he kind of just joked about the jokes like I feel like he’d pretend to be hurt because it makes it funnier and people think he was actually effected though I guess it’s sort of hard to tell. But it makes it funnier when the other persons acts offended and tries to minimize like how dare you it’s not that bad or whatever so I feel like they lean into being offended.
"Zipper neck" "It's for safely"
😂
“You have a civil war head.” Never gets old.
@1:36 "trendy train conductor" 😄 🤣 😂
LOL "....well it crushed"
Thx for this compilation!! That radio roast sessions were just Gold
"Look like Been Better" 😂
Theo looks like a "live action cast" for "Beavis and Butt-head".
I'm keeping that man
OMFG the spartan helmet comment sent me!!!
I respect Chris for taking it like a champ lol
Two of my absolute favorites!
10:06
Theo-"...so you were kinda right."
Chris- "...ya, Alt right"
💀💀💀💀
that’s straight up bullying 😂😂
The add a one letter to the Hitter shirt I thought would be Shitter not Hitler 💀💀💀
Me too. And then he said Germany and I thought it was bc of all their sex clubs! 😂😂😂
8:48 Liu Kang from street fighter 😆 🤣
Mans got his fight games mixed up
You look like you've been better 😆
Theo was the type of kid that would only hang out with the kids that had money just to go to their house and play with their games and eat their snacks
For sure lol
@@Ketannabis I wonder if Theo used to lie when he was younger and tell other kids that that his dad was his grandfather 😂
The first description is spot on
love their friendship, it’s fucking awesome
Dude had me laughing till he said you look like lui Kang from street fighter then I straight faced real quick
Noted that too😭
I can watch this over and over. It's so fucn hilarious 😂 😃 😄
Theo looks like he works at Walmart grocery pickup and tries talking to you while he's loading the bags up.
"You like Ben better!" Legendary...that had me dying! 🤣
Wtf!! civil war head lmao
Don't see this to often but chris cleaned Theo up on this one
I feel like Chris won the Opy radio spot by a few points but Theo came back overall.
The bit from Chris about Theo's hitter t shirt had me crying 🤣🤣🤣
Chris can give him all the shit in the world but he’s a real one who gives credit where it’s due
Lmao told him that he could see Chrissy go into the air force and then going AWOL🤣🤣🤣🤣
Theo and Chris, the most recognizable faces on the earth
Rogan?
@@mastodon98 woosh
Sexy faces!!
No homo
Really no homo
The first 40 seconds already had me crying laughing
Theo kinda looks like he'd get arrested for stealing a roll of lottery tickets in duvall county or like he'd hold up a check cashing store with a muzzle-loader and when they searched him they'd find a crushed can of mountain dew and an empty chapstick tube full of glitter in his pockets.
Distefano is CRIMINALLY underrated
Bro I cannot believe he said he’d kill a special kid in a car accident I am DONE!!!
LoL
“Dude, if you could meet yourself you would hate it” 😂🤣
Absolutely hilarious!!!
I would’ve died if Theo said “you look like a guy that would sleep with a 17 year old girl” 🤣
No that's one for Chris DElia😊
"then you end up over there, in a sweat lodge, drinking curry through a straw"........😂😂😂😂✌️
“Ben Better” that was a good one!
Lead role face
Best friend body
😂 😂 😂