Theo Von Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

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  • @TheAngrySlug
    @TheAngrySlug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14466

    Calling sign language "bad magic" is one of the best things I've heard.

    • @tash5540
      @tash5540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That's good

    • @twrzenski
      @twrzenski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂

    • @SprayPainter124
      @SprayPainter124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      the dark arts

    • @wawawawawa634
      @wawawawawa634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Earlier today I saw people doing sign language to each other and it looked like two people playing rock, paper, scissors but neither of them knew how to play.

    • @austingayle9973
      @austingayle9973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I laughed so fucking hard haha

  • @IKIGAIofficial
    @IKIGAIofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11748

    how does he manage to quickly comeback with creative remarks 100% of the time?
    dudes got a gift

    • @brentonlee5535
      @brentonlee5535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      It's almost like it's his job

    • @IKIGAIofficial
      @IKIGAIofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +695

      @@brentonlee5535 tell that to 98% of other comedians with the same job

    • @reservoirfrogs2177
      @reservoirfrogs2177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@IKIGAIofficial most of them have pretty quick wit as well

    • @trueteller3239
      @trueteller3239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      You can never really guess what his response will be, he's so original

    • @JohnSmith-tr9us
      @JohnSmith-tr9us 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      That's why he's on the rise bruh, he's so unique and entertaining. I just saw a few clips of his standup today but I've been watching podcasts that feature him for a month or so, dude is funny AF.

  • @Bruceybaby2009
    @Bruceybaby2009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17778

    You can NEVER predict a Theo Von answer. “Uhhh... probably a Philippino”.

    • @tonyattardo9350
      @tonyattardo9350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +521

      Filipino

    • @Bruceybaby2009
      @Bruceybaby2009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Tony Attardo whoops sorry thanks. Just assumed it was spelt like the country. My bad

    • @tonyattardo9350
      @tonyattardo9350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Brucifer Wienerdog Spelled

    • @Bruceybaby2009
      @Bruceybaby2009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      Tony Attardo Jesus dude now you’re just annoying

    • @ShawnFX
      @ShawnFX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@tonyattardo9350 Anything else you want to say?

  • @ethanporto1745
    @ethanporto1745 ปีที่แล้ว +1186

    Theo is hands down the most unintentionally funny person I’ve ever seen

    • @michaelhuerter1921
      @michaelhuerter1921 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      It’s all intentional lol, he’s very smart and know how to play this character to a tee

    • @hutchphilpot6870
      @hutchphilpot6870 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The fact you think it’s unintentional is funny.

    • @MrPapernumberDGG
      @MrPapernumberDGG ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@michaelhuerter1921 doubt it’s a character. Things come more natural when that’s just who you are

    • @AbduCola
      @AbduCola ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@michaelhuerter1921 nah it's a mixed bag.

    • @playz8538
      @playz8538 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@michaelhuerter1921 a script is intentional. Theo is just naturally funny. His standups aren't as good as when his just talking.

  • @Luke-jo4to
    @Luke-jo4to 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9722

    I love how “someone from Scotland” and “someone on coke” are in the same category in his mind.

    • @benjaminsloan7415
      @benjaminsloan7415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      I had a roommate from Scotland a few years ago, and he did more coke than anyone I've ever met lmao. Prolly a coincidence but, still

    • @TheChubbySnail
      @TheChubbySnail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Probably because scotland is the coke capital of Europe

    • @rossduncan886
      @rossduncan886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      As a Scot living in Scotland I can confirm for a country of 5 milli probably 1 milli are coke heads
      And I think probably 90% of 18 year olds try it and go thru a phase of it
      I was one of them 😅
      Long past it now though
      And as they say Scotland’s the uks Russia

    • @jimileewatt3062
      @jimileewatt3062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@rossduncan886 As another Scot living in Scotland I can say this man speaks the truth... If it ain't coke heads then it's alcholics, heroin addicts or stoners. We're only sober when we wake up(sometimes)

    • @rossduncan886
      @rossduncan886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jimileewatt3062 what part of Scotland? I’m curios I’m Aberdeen

  • @gavincarlson2917
    @gavincarlson2917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2106

    “Depends on who you ask, bro”
    Funniest line in the whole video

    • @evorhard
      @evorhard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Naw man, funniest line is "They call them the smiling people, somewhere on the internet"

    • @sethfinberg348
      @sethfinberg348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indeed. Great response that can work with so many situations.

    • @nom303
      @nom303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      but ill shut that THICC fella down

    • @Sam-pv1hz
      @Sam-pv1hz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nom303 lol that one got me pretty good

    • @stop.juststop
      @stop.juststop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nom303 That's what had me doubled over.😂

  • @jackg2630
    @jackg2630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4052

    Theo is the only man on the planet that calls Chris Hansen out instead of being called out by him

    • @diyalim8567
      @diyalim8567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      underrated comment!

    • @DeoSiege
      @DeoSiege ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This angle is crazy broda

    • @dlamini77
      @dlamini77 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The booty warrior would disagree

    • @JerseyBobby1982
      @JerseyBobby1982 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And he did it in a mostly polite and civil way. Haha

    • @edwelndiobel1567
      @edwelndiobel1567 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kinda makes me sad to find out Hansen is kinda a diva.

  • @ZiPolishHammer
    @ZiPolishHammer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    Just envisioning a deaf kid getting beat up for signing cuz kids think he's doing magic has me in stitches

    • @timothy2935
      @timothy2935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When I was in jail , the deputies beat a kid to death for not listening

    • @Chad-km2qb
      @Chad-km2qb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmaaoooooo

  • @thomaspatrickparker6648
    @thomaspatrickparker6648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1639

    Rosie O'Donnell
    "That's not a fictional character, that's a real person"
    Depends on who you ask. But I'll shut that thick fella down you know dat.

    • @TheForbidden_1ne
      @TheForbidden_1ne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Fuckin dead 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @twrzenski
      @twrzenski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmao too fukn good

    • @RickyTrivedi
      @RickyTrivedi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I couldn't stop laughing at that! hahah

    • @nford8605
      @nford8605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Funniest part of a hilarious segment. Lmao

    • @CJ-gy8ie
      @CJ-gy8ie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea, we saw it, we also watched the video...

  • @maurohernandez9007
    @maurohernandez9007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3464

    Theo: "They'll probably beat you up. Theyll say your gay and beat you up."
    Camerman: *WHEEZES*

    • @JamesTheAxeThrower
      @JamesTheAxeThrower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      first name last name imagine caring about grammar in the comment section of a random TH-cam video lmao your guaranteed a huge loser

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@JamesTheAxeThrower you're* you infantile, knuckledragging idiot

    • @DTog1
      @DTog1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@JamesTheAxeThrower Imagine caring about a comment of a random person you don't know. See how easy that is? Cmon now.

    • @PeterNjeim
      @PeterNjeim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@DTog1 Imagine caring about a comment of a random person you don't know. See how easy that is? Cmon now.

    • @funyeah7470
      @funyeah7470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PeterNjeim yeaaa.....

  • @fergalosanchez7675
    @fergalosanchez7675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    His murderer friend telling him “it felt good” LMAO gets me every time and the camera guys laughing

  • @funktionwebweb6735
    @funktionwebweb6735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4607

    He's secretly smart. It's all an act. He once did a lecture on the difference between Capitalism and Mongooses, and it changed my life.

    • @HoodRatBass
      @HoodRatBass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Where can i find this?

    • @funktionwebweb6735
      @funktionwebweb6735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +653

      @@HoodRatBass Unfortunately you can't. It was erased by our mongoose overlords.
      But perhaps I've said too much...

    • @elantonelle
      @elantonelle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@HoodRatBass ah cmon

    • @IntensePeppers
      @IntensePeppers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Is the plural of mongoose mongeese?

    • @xZiephyr
      @xZiephyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes

  • @drewchestnut468
    @drewchestnut468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2900

    Theo Von is best comedy algorithm in the simulation so far.

    • @LeesReviews69
      @LeesReviews69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drew Chestnut 😂😂😂

    • @josematias2010
      @josematias2010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I also appreciate what architect did with Bill Burr algorithm

    • @Rizzbulla
      @Rizzbulla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@josematias2010
      Burr is jealous/intimidated of Theo. That's like Ask Jeeves vs Google.

    • @josematias2010
      @josematias2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Rizzbulla Oh please Von is a fun cool guy, but Burr puts up a show, he is a comedian.

    • @AlfredSoul
      @AlfredSoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not only a clever way to put it, but also a surprisingly fitting one.

  • @Audiofatuation
    @Audiofatuation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3456

    Gotta give props to him calling Chris Hansen out at every opportunity.

    • @doubleodie3813
      @doubleodie3813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I've heard a lot of other TH-camrs have similar stories about him doing this type of f*** s*** when they invite him to do collaborations he basically treat people as if there are a production company and they have to finances entire stay

    • @sheeeeeesh3622
      @sheeeeeesh3622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@doubleodie3813 who? Tgeo or Hansen?

    • @itsyaboi8880
      @itsyaboi8880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@sheeeeeesh3622 Hansen

    • @narutorandomness457
      @narutorandomness457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@doubleodie3813 lol he’s an old guy and he’s used to production companies hosting his stuff

    • @johnjones3967
      @johnjones3967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For real

  • @AIMLESS-NAMELESS
    @AIMLESS-NAMELESS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    I would sell my eternal soul to see a documentary of Theo living in prison for a year. Like no crew just cameras and audio. No special treatment just Theo vibin with con men. That shit would be a riot

    • @a.t.hustle1583
      @a.t.hustle1583 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wonder if it would turn off in a month or two and he just become complacent and mundane or if his humor can endure any environment.

    • @JackEt-qe5hg
      @JackEt-qe5hg ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think you might be underestimating how important your eternal soul is

    • @PepeCris15
      @PepeCris15 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *Badum tss

  • @TheMikeMase
    @TheMikeMase 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6236

    "rosie o'donnell"
    "thats not a fictional character"
    "depends on who you ask bruh"
    unreal answer

    • @RSpracticalshooting
      @RSpracticalshooting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      I'll shut that thick fella down you know that

    • @kingnah317
      @kingnah317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      That was hilarious

    • @ShadowWizard123
      @ShadowWizard123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @@RSpracticalshooting i was already laughing at the fictional character bit, but when he said I'd shut that big fella down I was wheezing

    • @joel.ha.
      @joel.ha. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      He set that shit up in LAYERS. you see the smirk creep onto his face way before, while distracting you with the thought of the guy from the mask

    • @christophertallon359
      @christophertallon359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fictional answer*

  • @03obietrice
    @03obietrice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    Theo is still killing it. He's not slowing down.

    • @donotrevolt6562
      @donotrevolt6562 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      'somebody from Scotland, no' lolll

    • @YusuphYT
      @YusuphYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      GamerGuy88 I’m Scottish I don’t get this 🥺
      EDIT: Now I do GRRRRR

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crip - to be fair he didn’t say American either and he’s from the states. Just a jokester

    • @donotrevolt6562
      @donotrevolt6562 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@YusuphYT I'm of Scottish descent. Scottish people are awesome. Just funny how he said that. ;)

    • @devilliar3786
      @devilliar3786 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No shit Sherlock. And btw your pfp is a pic of a cat, so Theo doesn’t like you, because he doesn’t like cats, or people who associate with them.

  • @xX-Anonymous-Xx
    @xX-Anonymous-Xx ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "I'll shut that thick fella down" absolutely killed me 🤣😂

  • @nirvanakamala2809
    @nirvanakamala2809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3918

    “Get some reading done, get in shape, get some diverse friends”

    • @robertoarmstrong7317
      @robertoarmstrong7317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nirvana preach

    • @gorillamane13
      @gorillamane13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yes, he said that

    • @marcellb579
      @marcellb579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He wouldn't have many "diverse" friends since most inmates segregate themselves.

    • @trifaniontv170
      @trifaniontv170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @slothymango
      @slothymango 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gorillamane13 fak you

  • @everythinggaming7938
    @everythinggaming7938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    How does Theo have so many life stories he almost had a story for every bizarre question 😂😂😂

    • @jessicabecause3717
      @jessicabecause3717 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      fiction.

    • @LxngAgo
      @LxngAgo ปีที่แล้ว +30

      that’s what he does, say some out of the box shit and makes you believe it’s true which is fucking hilarious. if you know him then you just know he’s joking with but how he delivers it and how fast it is for him to think of some out of the box shit is what makes it hilarious

    • @BlueGorillaInTheMist
      @BlueGorillaInTheMist ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cuz he makes half of em up

    • @AnandaSea
      @AnandaSea 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He piggy backs his dad's stories? However it is, we don't really care. 😊😂😂😂

  • @originelltnamn
    @originelltnamn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3725

    Theo is probably the most underrated comedian in our time. Much funnier than the famous ones...

    • @Viper3048
      @Viper3048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Theo is famous though. Most underrated comedian right now is Andrew Schultz 100 percent. But I think comedy legends like Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Louis C.K. and Tom Segura are much funnier than Theo.

    • @originelltnamn
      @originelltnamn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Viper3048 Thats not a fair comparison for several reasons. Biggest one is probably the amount of years and fame they have on Theo. Breaking ground in comedy when comedy was a completely different animal compared to now. If they all started out at the same time as Theo it would be a much more even playing field. Thats what I think atleast :)

    • @briani50
      @briani50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Viper3048 no. Not true. Schulz is overrated. The correct answer is Mark Normand

    • @eden2esthar
      @eden2esthar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's no mark normand.... Ya chooch

    • @dirtydeeee
      @dirtydeeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Viper3048 nope. he’s the quickest wit ever. his podcast has me reeling constantly. don’t care for his standup but his pod is incredible and shows his prowess.

  • @romanmann667
    @romanmann667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1562

    I’ll shut that thick fella down 😂😂😂 I can’t breathe. Omg

    • @CozyCloudASMR
      @CozyCloudASMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Favorite part 😂

    • @purplespacebananas
      @purplespacebananas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      “Depends on who ya ask really” 😂

    • @Itstenten8
      @Itstenten8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Roman Mann i screamed when he said that 😂😂😂😫

    • @twrzenski
      @twrzenski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂 dead

    • @JP-bc8zc
      @JP-bc8zc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO 😂😂😂😂 O SHYT

  • @tchombre1992
    @tchombre1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    I dont know why, but I found the jail question the funniest lmfao
    "OoOo a science one"

  • @aMissingPerson_
    @aMissingPerson_ ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Theo's the most famous example I can think of a comedian being funnier off stage.

  • @kldodo
    @kldodo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1305

    “Would u rather be blind or Dickless”
    “Yea I had a blind kid in my neighborhood growing up..
    He’s deaf actually”
    💀💀

    • @2158407
      @2158407 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      kldodo 😂😂

    • @CJ-gy8ie
      @CJ-gy8ie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      QUOTE FROM THE VIDEO!!!

    • @toddjohnson566
      @toddjohnson566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually never noticed Theo’s misdirection here.

    • @johnnyjohnny3117
      @johnnyjohnny3117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CJ-gy8ie People like quoting so they can discuss it after

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@toddjohnson566were you distracted then per chance

  • @ekojmart
    @ekojmart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3327

    Theo's stand up is just okay, but him literally doing anything else including just talking to someone is the funniest shit ever

    • @captainrisky6561
      @captainrisky6561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      His stand up is actually really good, his Netflix special just didn't turn out very well.

    • @ekojmart
      @ekojmart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@captainrisky6561 I'll have to look up some random live gigs if possible. I assumed I'd love his stand up, because again, any other place I've seen or heard him, he's a fuckin laugh riot.

    • @marymaughan5066
      @marymaughan5066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I agree, he is naturally HILARIOUS

    • @docjohnson1
      @docjohnson1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      His quick wit is better than shit he works on. I saw him few montgs ago and his best lines were comebacks to the audience.

    • @coyotecodey1160
      @coyotecodey1160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Captain Risky I agree with you but it also seems like he’s gotten so much funnier since his Netflix special. He needs another one it would crush

  • @rizayilmazturk7723
    @rizayilmazturk7723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    "The pool touched all four walls bruh" 😂😂😂

  • @galapag0s603
    @galapag0s603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I love the fact that Theo Von has a story about everything, and that you can hear the crew just losing it at every answer!

  • @JoeLackey
    @JoeLackey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    Manny is actually a good choice. Likeable but can throw hands if things go sideways.

    • @SolarJakee
      @SolarJakee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Hahaha I literally burst out laughing at that cheers dude

    • @Damlja
      @Damlja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Shawn Brink If he knocksout the first one, the other ones will be scared

    • @jumbo4billion
      @jumbo4billion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His singing would clear a room faster than his hands.

    • @MantissToboggan
      @MantissToboggan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Damlja Yea but no way they have enough escape pods to get away from him so like dude said, at least 10-15 of those little fucks are gettin dropped

    • @pgame20
      @pgame20 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Damlja "I know we've moved past violence culturally, and don't even need our teeth anymore, but did you see how far he knocked Glorzikk's molars? These guys don't fuck around"

  • @shiddyangler
    @shiddyangler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "What fictional character would you love to beat the shit out of?"
    "Probably Rosie O'Donnell"
    "That's not a fictional character that's a real person."
    "Depends on who you ask, bro....but I'll shut that big fella down you know dat."

  • @havoc35
    @havoc35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5371

    This was a huge mistake. Should of been an hour long.

    • @mateuszfrydryszak3856
      @mateuszfrydryszak3856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      should HAVE

    • @yourenotrelatable
      @yourenotrelatable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Mateusz Frydryszak dude I can't stand it. It's like no one paid attention in English. Also "would/could of" annoys me. Lol

    • @diogeneslantern18
      @diogeneslantern18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@yourenotrelatable "payed".

    • @slimblu1
      @slimblu1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yourenotrelatable We was instead of we were ...

    • @RamStrat
      @RamStrat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@diogeneslantern18 No actually, it's paid. Payed is used for nautical terms.

  • @tng_abu3201
    @tng_abu3201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    “Cats are pieces of loneliness in your apt” bro I’ve had cats all my life and never thought about this Theo’s brain is just different 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ailujbambi
      @ailujbambi หลายเดือนก่อน

      i was LOOKING for this comment bro, burst out laughing when i heard it lolz

  • @vitocorleone1462
    @vitocorleone1462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8100

    Theo's dad was born in 1910 which means Theo was supposed to be born in like the 1930's. Just let that sink in

    • @Rebellen007
      @Rebellen007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +522

      I'm mindblown.

    • @xSqueakyPeachx
      @xSqueakyPeachx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +477

      Damn dude that's crazy to think about

    • @judson8441
      @judson8441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      What do you mean supposed to lmao

    • @EvanSaltare
      @EvanSaltare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +716

      @@judson8441 I think they mean statistically speaking most men had kids in their early 20s during that era so Theo "should've" been born in the 1930s when his dad would've been in his prime 20s.

    • @escanorkholin2246
      @escanorkholin2246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +795

      Damn he sat in that nutsack for an extra 50 years

  • @JeffreyPillow
    @JeffreyPillow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1345

    Basically, pieces of loneliness in your apartment

    • @thegrinch0614
      @thegrinch0614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Theo is a poet!

    • @jeffreyzie
      @jeffreyzie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm saying!

    • @ComradeLeonTrotsky
      @ComradeLeonTrotsky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @TheGaryd33
      @TheGaryd33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I REALLY wanna like this comment but it's already at 420... decisions decisions...

    • @Yousuck00
      @Yousuck00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’d do euthanasia, f cats!

  • @jarrettward511
    @jarrettward511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1155

    R.I.P Billy Conforto got pilled up and drove into an embankment Gang gang

    • @paulc4091
      @paulc4091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      RIP Billy

    • @jay6176
      @jay6176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jarret ward finally met someone with the same name wtf gang gang

    • @zackfranklin6912
      @zackfranklin6912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jay6176 But your name is Jay. Do you know how this works?

    • @jay6176
      @jay6176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wouldn't drop it on yt and its easier for people to remember but I have 1 t not 2

    • @BricksIn
      @BricksIn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Word has it that Billy also crashed his boat into an embankment.

  • @Godeias
    @Godeias 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I've honestly never seen a single second of Theo's stand up, but I love hearing him talk.

  • @beastemeauxde7029
    @beastemeauxde7029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    I'll shut that thick fella down, I know dat.
    -Theo Von

    • @balance667
      @balance667 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you know dat

  • @paulc4091
    @paulc4091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    And thats what a world class comedian is like ladies and gents.

    • @CANControlGRAFFITI
      @CANControlGRAFFITI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s just dumb as a brick with a really fucked up past

    • @joelhuh268
      @joelhuh268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@CANControlGRAFFITI If you think he's dumb then he's a whole lot smarter than you.

    • @yescoblol
      @yescoblol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CAN Control Hahaha youre so dumb if your perception of Theo is that hes dumb. How ironic

    • @vagabondwastrel2361
      @vagabondwastrel2361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shame he betrayed a friend for a netflix special.

    • @lickit8096
      @lickit8096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's funny but he's definitely not one of the greatests ever but then again comedy (just like most entertainment) is very subjective. Bill Hicks is my personal favorite
      his comedy special "Sane Man" on Netflix had me laughing so hard I could barely breathe it's worth a watch

  • @paytonvanwinkle4651
    @paytonvanwinkle4651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I love how the guys working the set are laughing so hard in the background.

    • @danzelllittle
      @danzelllittle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I couldn’t hear over my own laughter 😂

  • @andygonzales2940
    @andygonzales2940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    2:55 chooses a year in jail. “probably a week” to solve a rubix cube. This had me dying 😂

  • @jordantucek7153
    @jordantucek7153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Theo: "My dad was 70 when I was born."
    Guy in the back: hard wheeze "Oh, Shit.."

    • @LordBackuro
      @LordBackuro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro theo should have been born in the 1930’s

  • @NorwoodingSkullMask
    @NorwoodingSkullMask 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Everything he says catches me off guard

  • @KerriHooper
    @KerriHooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    "Basically pieces of loneliness in your apartment." xD xD xD xD

  • @GabetheS
    @GabetheS ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Saw the camera shake with laughter at 3:18, Theo is a national treasure

  • @tshum9673
    @tshum9673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    You guys should make him a regular

    • @danielfordyce4223
      @danielfordyce4223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the man has a career to attend to as well. not just waiting for barstool to call him 😂

    • @bigEsmall
      @bigEsmall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Barstool is lucky to get a guy like Theo, don't get it twisted.

  • @mr.shlock2146
    @mr.shlock2146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2929

    Gang gang. Rat pack.

    • @CoupedUpGenny
      @CoupedUpGenny 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      shouts out

    • @Chickentenddies
      @Chickentenddies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gang ga ga gang gang

    • @terrybeckwith6913
      @terrybeckwith6913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't touch me bro!

    • @sylyjoly
      @sylyjoly 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      these questions are wild man, we got some real hitters though

    • @zechs3
      @zechs3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gray block pizza. Get that hitta.

  • @akidnamedcam
    @akidnamedcam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    The funniest human being in the history of human beings

    • @SomethingSeemsOff
      @SomethingSeemsOff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You know when people talk about street smarts and book smarts? Theo has *life smarts* he throws out random little jokes/bits that are actually quite deep and filled with wisdom, especially for his age. This man has lived a crazy, eventful life.

    • @SomethingSeemsOff
      @SomethingSeemsOff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      David Bowie - Projection?

    • @mankypancakes
      @mankypancakes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @David Bowie coincidentally, my username "mankypancakes" is actually a description provided by Bowie when asked about "spiders from mars"

    • @AllElitePeteRL
      @AllElitePeteRL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dave Chappelle?

    • @AllElitePeteRL
      @AllElitePeteRL 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my bad I thought you were asking who the funniest was

  • @tkost1
    @tkost1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    im crying ive never seen this dude in my entire life and hes probably the funniest person ive heard talk

  • @Jeffko78
    @Jeffko78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    "Rosie O’Donnel’s not a fictional person."
    "Depends on who you ask."
    XD XD XD

  • @henrydooley9632
    @henrydooley9632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Best comedian in the game right now hands down. Seen him live so many times and every time he kills

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Henry Dooley where do you go to see him live?

    • @2hype
      @2hype 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@susie7336 The Comedy Store, he also tours.

    • @henrydooley9632
      @henrydooley9632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Susana Sunshine comedy store in LA. I go a few times a month. Seen him like 4 or 5 times.

    • @kristoamadeus4441
      @kristoamadeus4441 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bill burr
      Bob kelly
      Dave Chappell
      Doug Stand hope

  • @renaudbonneville
    @renaudbonneville 3 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Theo is a national treasure. Save that man at all costs.

    • @danielwoodford2624
      @danielwoodford2624 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He don't need saving

    • @jonathannorris3209
      @jonathannorris3209 ปีที่แล้ว

      Save him from what? 🤦‍♂️
      It is sad you are on a post about Theo, who is one of the most original people in the biz.. and here you are trying so bad to fit in you use this lame "phrase" that you have been wanting to use so bad cause you seen everyone else doing it. And it's lame. I've never seen any of them that needed to be saved. From who? For what? Save me from ever having to hear this dumb ish again.

  • @harrymothowl8923
    @harrymothowl8923 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    His switch up of how a gallon of water can kill you to immediately talking about how drank a gallon of water at his friend Tim’s house is great

  • @dylandunlap8118
    @dylandunlap8118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Theo Von was the funniest thing barstool has done in years. Made me realize how much this thing has dipped

  • @stockybalboa87
    @stockybalboa87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    “Pieces of loneliness in your apartment” is such a good line!

  • @ThePubbub
    @ThePubbub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I know a guy who killed someone, and he said... and this isn't me saying this... but he said it feels good.

    • @Pusfilth
      @Pusfilth 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ThePubBub FEELS GOOOD*

  • @avalonfleur4993
    @avalonfleur4993 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    you know theo is about to say something funny when he says “in my neighbourhood growin up…”

  • @SkylarPro
    @SkylarPro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I've liked this dude ever since the first JRE podcast I saw with him. He's kinda silly (he didn't know whether there were 300+ million or bilion people in USA), but there's something pure and authentic about him I really enjoy. He's also funny in this sweet, unforced way. Whenever he's a guest on JRE, those are some of my favs, and lord knows Joe has had dozens of incredible people on there, so that's really saying a lot.

  • @Thisthat1234
    @Thisthat1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The “bad magic” bit was low key hilarious

  • @kiero1236
    @kiero1236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Theo is effortlessly funny. It's a rare gift.

  • @pkernoob786
    @pkernoob786 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This video is how I was introduced to Theo Von for the first time a few years back. I had never even heard his name up until this. I'm so happy that I saw it. Its ability to be funny off the cuff is remarkable IMO. I'm just so happy for it honestly because he is a true character. He makes you want to be friends with him for his interesting insight and borderline goofy behavior, but for all of the right reasons. I'm just super happy for him that he's made it. He's a better conversationalist than stand-up comic. But I feel like he could be a better stand-up comic if he really dedicated more time to writing jokes and fleshing them out over time.... His energy is different though, he's always struck me as an in the moment type character. Which isn't bad by any means. Its insanely funny.
    I just think he could be one of the best if he sat down and wrote material religiously. But I don't think that's his style or even what he's aiming for. He comes across as someone that is just living life in the present one day at a time as opposed to someone career oriented that becomes the CEO of their own brand.
    I respect what he does even if he is known for being a bit flakey and what-not. To me he seems like an individual that has dealt with a lot of trauma in his youth and self-medicating, but he's got a lot of insight into humanity, whether he admits it or not.
    I'm just happy I was introduced to Theo Von and its this video that did it. So thank you for that barstool.

    • @dachieo
      @dachieo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He would certainly be one of the greatest comics out of all of his contemporaries if he dedicated himself to standup. Louis CK said as much on Theo's podcast during his appearance earlier this year.

  • @TheDeven1000
    @TheDeven1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Lmao he went in on Chris Hanson

    • @stephaniezimbalist3757
      @stephaniezimbalist3757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I can see why he was so upset. I thought they liked each other well enough. I can't believe Chris wasn't intelligent enough to realize that Theo's podcast is a Mom and Pop's shop. Theo doesn't have NBC money. It's one thing to get over on a rich ass corporation and it's quite another, to fuck over a sole proprietor.

    • @skillzset1066
      @skillzset1066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stephaniezimbalist3757 What did Hansen do to Theo? I missed it!!

    • @powerforth8400
      @powerforth8400 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skillzset1066 4:20

    • @skillzset1066
      @skillzset1066 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@powerforth8400 Yes, thanks for that I saw it but I still don't get what was the quarrel between em

    • @Lama-mp5mq
      @Lama-mp5mq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@skillzset1066 Chris Hansen went on Theo Vons podcasts. So as a guest, he was probably flown in and got a hotel paid by theo vons company. Chris Hansen charged more stuff on his hotel bill that was paid by theo von. Having infused rose petals for the bath. Costing theo von 700 dollars, instead of the normal 150-250 dollar stay at a hotel.

  • @vHowSway
    @vHowSway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “A person?.. manny Pacquiao.”🤣😂

  • @patrickn8355
    @patrickn8355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    His dad was SEVENTY when he was born?! Holy hell that's a miracle that man was still firing off swimmers

    • @parkerstyers4812
      @parkerstyers4812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah well he did have to beat autism as a child

    • @balagadoo
      @balagadoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@parkerstyers4812 no he only had to beat an autistic child

    • @Ryanoceros06
      @Ryanoceros06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@parkerstyers4812 It was Down Syndrome he beat.

  • @TheGuitarislove
    @TheGuitarislove ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The thing is I don’t even think he’s joking half the time... he’s just vocalizing his thoughts and they happen to be absolutely hysterical 😂

  • @luknowit475
    @luknowit475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    This is legit one of the funniest things I've ever seen and it never gets old.

  • @ryanhalien8468
    @ryanhalien8468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    What fictional character would you like to beat up?
    Theo: “Rosie O’Donnell”
    “Lol that’s not a fictional character”
    Theo: “depends on who you ask bro.... but I’d shut that thick fella down ya know that”
    Lol That’s one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time

  • @donniecope5859
    @donniecope5859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Depends on who you ask gang gang

  • @itsturbinetime
    @itsturbinetime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I've been watching Theo's content for a few weeks now. love it! Few Comedians transcend the comedic realm, Theo is one of the few. The guy has a uniquely fascinating style.

  • @psytron939
    @psytron939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    "I'll beat Rosie O'donnell"
    - Thats not a fictional character thats a real person.
    - Depends who you ask brah.
    ..... But ill shut that thick fella down, you know dat

    • @jo1948
      @jo1948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Google: Rocky Dennis Mask, it makes the joke even funnier.

    • @loganbeale3602
      @loganbeale3602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jo1948 on god burst out laughing

    • @mattasticmattattack8546
      @mattasticmattattack8546 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best answer lol

  • @JONDAVIS111
    @JONDAVIS111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    There's comics I think are funnier, there's comics I like way more, but there's no one I want to be friends with more than Theo.

  • @nikahola
    @nikahola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Theo will go down as one of the GOAT’s

  • @horusthehua7776
    @horusthehua7776 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I come and watch this every few months, I still think it was the best one ever done and it still makes me laugh everytime

  • @Werefox32
    @Werefox32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    But I'll shut that THICK Fella down! You know dat. - Theo "Makes A Dent" Von @05:40

  • @Emf90
    @Emf90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “Uhm probably a Filipino..” lmao I burst out laughing when he said that 😂😂

  • @israelmedina439
    @israelmedina439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    He called cats “pockets of lonliness” bro I’m dead

  • @TWOxTONE_773
    @TWOxTONE_773 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That Rubix cube question:
    “Ohhh. A science one huh”
    Lmao. Love Theo.

  • @TechnoGuy11
    @TechnoGuy11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    My grandmother had a Philipino caregiver that did here physical therapy and he was an awesome dude.

  • @tylercoleman4235
    @tylercoleman4235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    No comedian is the same as Theo von, everything he says is so authentic and he looks 100% serious, he’s phenomenal.

  • @justabigbuhckdontlookatmeb8080
    @justabigbuhckdontlookatmeb8080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Manny Pacquiao for the earth's ambassador, seems legit.

  • @eLuZiveMaRiio
    @eLuZiveMaRiio ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Bro his answers are so quick, unbelievably decisive and the fact he has a story about everything is insane 😂😂

  • @acidraindrops27
    @acidraindrops27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "Basically just pieces of loneliness in your apartment" damn that is the perfect description lol

    • @TheTaterTotP80
      @TheTaterTotP80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not at all. Cats are lovely and living beings.

    • @tsamp025
      @tsamp025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TheTaterTotP80 Depends on who you ask bruh

  • @sushileafbeats
    @sushileafbeats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    NOOOOO! I need Theo to do these questions for hours!!!! Damnit!

  • @spinelli187
    @spinelli187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Damn Chris Hanson bouncing checks and running up room service...I think he needs to take a seat 💺 next 🧐🤯

    • @CashanovaXTREME
      @CashanovaXTREME 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      spinelli187 Oh dude Theo was pissed at that. The dude literally tried to front and say he left his wallet somewhere, he did anything to get out of paying for it himself. And this was like 3 months before his money issues hit the air. Don’t know what that dude is thinking.

    • @spinelli187
      @spinelli187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shawn Garcia wowwww! I didn’t even know if Theo was joking or not, thank you for confirming it...it’s crazy to think a guy that save so many children from being preyed upon, could do these scummy things to people...I’ve just lost a lot of respect for Chris after this 😔

    • @CashanovaXTREME
      @CashanovaXTREME 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      spinelli187 Yeah man, a lot of people looked at Chris Hansen differently after that. He had been burning other people who had “put him up” as well. He owes people money all over. Theo was really surprised and kind of hurt because he looked up to Chris, he covered it on one of his solo podcasts. It was in depth about the situation, Hansen was even trying to stay extra nights for “business”! And do all of that while Theo is personally paying for it. And Theo said he was billing “extravagant” items he wouldn’t even order himself.

    • @spinelli187
      @spinelli187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shawn Garcia that is wild! Where did Theo come out with all this about him? On one of his podcasts?

    • @freddiearmstrong121
      @freddiearmstrong121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@spinelli187 Yes!!! I think the next podcast after he interviewed Chris. He tells the whole story. Pissed Theo off BIG TIME!!!!

  • @easternag16
    @easternag16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmao Theo has so many stories that start out with "I knew a guy" or "I grew up with a guy" or "I was over at my buddies house and." Fvckin hilarious dude

  • @donniebutler3145
    @donniebutler3145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Theo is the best. I love the random thoughts that most ppl wont say out loud. He says them with like authority or pride behind em. This was the perfect way to provoke those thoughts to be heard.

  • @str8904
    @str8904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    I would love for Theo Von to meet Karl Pilkington.

    • @2006MC
      @2006MC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You read my mind. Them talking about their childhoods would be the best thing ever.

    • @SimonMooreChannel
      @SimonMooreChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This! Theo's the only person i've ever seen who really reminds me of Karl. They're both so dumb that they are genius. Fan of both, no hate :)

    • @LongLiveRockAnRoll
      @LongLiveRockAnRoll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes! When I first heard Theo talking about his childhood I thought he sounds like Karl's crazy Louisiana cousin.

    • @adamsmith2944
      @adamsmith2944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@SimonMooreChannel theyd be speaking a new common language in 5 minutes

    • @adamsmith2944
      @adamsmith2944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      if theo went to him he might

  • @DavisD814
    @DavisD814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Theo is one of the wildest, most confusing dudes I’ve ever seen. 😂😂

  • @AdrianaBarron1
    @AdrianaBarron1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I want more of him doing this. Hilarious guy right there.

  • @kristinamitchell716
    @kristinamitchell716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The more he talked the funnier he got. He had me crying.

  • @Puppetjs
    @Puppetjs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Theo: "My dad was 70 when I was born".
    Camera Guy: "Oh Shit".
    3:30

  • @jz9417
    @jz9417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Fascinated about Philippinos... Lol he wants Bobby's wife

  • @Mote.
    @Mote. ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This made me laugh so much. He is so funny. Master of comedy.

  • @evanosburn718
    @evanosburn718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best comeback ever
    'Depends on who you ask'
    It works for everything

  • @WhoIsBenji
    @WhoIsBenji 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I’m so glad everyone is finally giving this dude the recognition he deserves

  • @kingdomremnant5357
    @kingdomremnant5357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love his answers man!😂😂 He comes up with THE most random answers quickly. Never gets old

  • @Camothor10
    @Camothor10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of the most legendary appearances/interviews Theo Von has ever done

  • @yeezywesty3651
    @yeezywesty3651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    to the Filipino's on the grind... glad you're with us... friendly happy people no doubt... I hope we all find a way.

  • @jessebishop3190
    @jessebishop3190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Really thought he was gonna say joe rogan for the alien question 🤣

    • @darkofps
      @darkofps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nah Eddie Bravo bro👌🏼

    • @jaxon_hill
      @jaxon_hill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@darkofps dude Eddie would be the perfect candidate

    • @kaneallen3062
      @kaneallen3062 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alex jones

    • @casualsniping4865
      @casualsniping4865 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too bro lol

    • @ChopAndBrew
      @ChopAndBrew 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Truth.

  • @presidentcamacho4236
    @presidentcamacho4236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how jailrape and prisonfights don't scare him but them leaving the lights on at night is a deal breaker lol my man has class.

  • @danieltingsjo2600
    @danieltingsjo2600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its all comes natural with Theo, thats the best part. Its not comedy, its just funny.