Earlier today I saw people doing sign language to each other and it looked like two people playing rock, paper, scissors but neither of them knew how to play.
As a Scot living in Scotland I can confirm for a country of 5 milli probably 1 milli are coke heads And I think probably 90% of 18 year olds try it and go thru a phase of it I was one of them 😅 Long past it now though And as they say Scotland’s the uks Russia
@@rossduncan886 As another Scot living in Scotland I can say this man speaks the truth... If it ain't coke heads then it's alcholics, heroin addicts or stoners. We're only sober when we wake up(sometimes)
That's why he's on the rise bruh, he's so unique and entertaining. I just saw a few clips of his standup today but I've been watching podcasts that feature him for a month or so, dude is funny AF.
I've heard a lot of other TH-camrs have similar stories about him doing this type of f*** s*** when they invite him to do collaborations he basically treat people as if there are a production company and they have to finances entire stay
I would sell my eternal soul to see a documentary of Theo living in prison for a year. Like no crew just cameras and audio. No special treatment just Theo vibin with con men. That shit would be a riot
Theo is famous though. Most underrated comedian right now is Andrew Schultz 100 percent. But I think comedy legends like Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Louis C.K. and Tom Segura are much funnier than Theo.
@@Viper3048 Thats not a fair comparison for several reasons. Biggest one is probably the amount of years and fame they have on Theo. Breaking ground in comedy when comedy was a completely different animal compared to now. If they all started out at the same time as Theo it would be a much more even playing field. Thats what I think atleast :)
@@Viper3048 nope. he’s the quickest wit ever. his podcast has me reeling constantly. don’t care for his standup but his pod is incredible and shows his prowess.
@@judson8441 I think they mean statistically speaking most men had kids in their early 20s during that era so Theo "should've" been born in the 1930s when his dad would've been in his prime 20s.
that’s what he does, say some out of the box shit and makes you believe it’s true which is fucking hilarious. if you know him then you just know he’s joking with but how he delivers it and how fast it is for him to think of some out of the box shit is what makes it hilarious
"What fictional character would you love to beat the shit out of?" "Probably Rosie O'Donnell" "That's not a fictional character that's a real person." "Depends on who you ask, bro....but I'll shut that big fella down you know dat."
@@captainrisky6561 I'll have to look up some random live gigs if possible. I assumed I'd love his stand up, because again, any other place I've seen or heard him, he's a fuckin laugh riot.
@@Damlja "I know we've moved past violence culturally, and don't even need our teeth anymore, but did you see how far he knocked Glorzikk's molars? These guys don't fuck around"
He's funny but he's definitely not one of the greatests ever but then again comedy (just like most entertainment) is very subjective. Bill Hicks is my personal favorite his comedy special "Sane Man" on Netflix had me laughing so hard I could barely breathe it's worth a watch
You know when people talk about street smarts and book smarts? Theo has *life smarts* he throws out random little jokes/bits that are actually quite deep and filled with wisdom, especially for his age. This man has lived a crazy, eventful life.
I've liked this dude ever since the first JRE podcast I saw with him. He's kinda silly (he didn't know whether there were 300+ million or bilion people in USA), but there's something pure and authentic about him I really enjoy. He's also funny in this sweet, unforced way. Whenever he's a guest on JRE, those are some of my favs, and lord knows Joe has had dozens of incredible people on there, so that's really saying a lot.
This video is how I was introduced to Theo Von for the first time a few years back. I had never even heard his name up until this. I'm so happy that I saw it. Its ability to be funny off the cuff is remarkable IMO. I'm just so happy for it honestly because he is a true character. He makes you want to be friends with him for his interesting insight and borderline goofy behavior, but for all of the right reasons. I'm just super happy for him that he's made it. He's a better conversationalist than stand-up comic. But I feel like he could be a better stand-up comic if he really dedicated more time to writing jokes and fleshing them out over time.... His energy is different though, he's always struck me as an in the moment type character. Which isn't bad by any means. Its insanely funny. I just think he could be one of the best if he sat down and wrote material religiously. But I don't think that's his style or even what he's aiming for. He comes across as someone that is just living life in the present one day at a time as opposed to someone career oriented that becomes the CEO of their own brand. I respect what he does even if he is known for being a bit flakey and what-not. To me he seems like an individual that has dealt with a lot of trauma in his youth and self-medicating, but he's got a lot of insight into humanity, whether he admits it or not. I'm just happy I was introduced to Theo Von and its this video that did it. So thank you for that barstool.
He would certainly be one of the greatest comics out of all of his contemporaries if he dedicated himself to standup. Louis CK said as much on Theo's podcast during his appearance earlier this year.
I can see why he was so upset. I thought they liked each other well enough. I can't believe Chris wasn't intelligent enough to realize that Theo's podcast is a Mom and Pop's shop. Theo doesn't have NBC money. It's one thing to get over on a rich ass corporation and it's quite another, to fuck over a sole proprietor.
@@skillzset1066 Chris Hansen went on Theo Vons podcasts. So as a guest, he was probably flown in and got a hotel paid by theo vons company. Chris Hansen charged more stuff on his hotel bill that was paid by theo von. Having infused rose petals for the bath. Costing theo von 700 dollars, instead of the normal 150-250 dollar stay at a hotel.
Save him from what? 🤦♂️ It is sad you are on a post about Theo, who is one of the most original people in the biz.. and here you are trying so bad to fit in you use this lame "phrase" that you have been wanting to use so bad cause you seen everyone else doing it. And it's lame. I've never seen any of them that needed to be saved. From who? For what? Save me from ever having to hear this dumb ish again.
What fictional character would you like to beat up? Theo: “Rosie O’Donnell” “Lol that’s not a fictional character” Theo: “depends on who you ask bro.... but I’d shut that thick fella down ya know that” Lol That’s one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time
Theo is the best. I love the random thoughts that most ppl wont say out loud. He says them with like authority or pride behind em. This was the perfect way to provoke those thoughts to be heard.
Lmao Theo has so many stories that start out with "I knew a guy" or "I grew up with a guy" or "I was over at my buddies house and." Fvckin hilarious dude
God damnit Theo is just the most unpredictability hilarious. I always know he's gonna be funny but he just comes at it sideways and it's just the best.
Calling sign language "bad magic" is one of the best things I've heard.
That's good
😂
the dark arts
Earlier today I saw people doing sign language to each other and it looked like two people playing rock, paper, scissors but neither of them knew how to play.
I laughed so fucking hard haha
You can NEVER predict a Theo Von answer. “Uhhh... probably a Philippino”.
Filipino
Tony Attardo whoops sorry thanks. Just assumed it was spelt like the country. My bad
Brucifer Wienerdog Spelled
Tony Attardo Jesus dude now you’re just annoying
@@tonyattardo9350 Anything else you want to say?
I love how “someone from Scotland” and “someone on coke” are in the same category in his mind.
I had a roommate from Scotland a few years ago, and he did more coke than anyone I've ever met lmao. Prolly a coincidence but, still
Probably because scotland is the coke capital of Europe
As a Scot living in Scotland I can confirm for a country of 5 milli probably 1 milli are coke heads
And I think probably 90% of 18 year olds try it and go thru a phase of it
I was one of them 😅
Long past it now though
And as they say Scotland’s the uks Russia
@@rossduncan886 As another Scot living in Scotland I can say this man speaks the truth... If it ain't coke heads then it's alcholics, heroin addicts or stoners. We're only sober when we wake up(sometimes)
@@jimileewatt3062 what part of Scotland? I’m curios I’m Aberdeen
Theo is hands down the most unintentionally funny person I’ve ever seen
It’s all intentional lol, he’s very smart and know how to play this character to a tee
The fact you think it’s unintentional is funny.
@@michaelhuerter1921 doubt it’s a character. Things come more natural when that’s just who you are
@@michaelhuerter1921 nah it's a mixed bag.
@@michaelhuerter1921 a script is intentional. Theo is just naturally funny. His standups aren't as good as when his just talking.
how does he manage to quickly comeback with creative remarks 100% of the time?
dudes got a gift
It's almost like it's his job
@@brentonlee5535 tell that to 98% of other comedians with the same job
@@IKIGAIofficial most of them have pretty quick wit as well
You can never really guess what his response will be, he's so original
That's why he's on the rise bruh, he's so unique and entertaining. I just saw a few clips of his standup today but I've been watching podcasts that feature him for a month or so, dude is funny AF.
Theo is the only man on the planet that calls Chris Hansen out instead of being called out by him
underrated comment!
This angle is crazy broda
The booty warrior would disagree
And he did it in a mostly polite and civil way. Haha
Kinda makes me sad to find out Hansen is kinda a diva.
“Depends on who you ask, bro”
Funniest line in the whole video
Naw man, funniest line is "They call them the smiling people, somewhere on the internet"
Indeed. Great response that can work with so many situations.
but ill shut that THICC fella down
@@nom303 lol that one got me pretty good
@@nom303 That's what had me doubled over.😂
His murderer friend telling him “it felt good” LMAO gets me every time and the camera guys laughing
Funniest shit ever
Probably true
whats the kick?
Literally died
❤
Theo: "They'll probably beat you up. Theyll say your gay and beat you up."
Camerman: *WHEEZES*
first name last name imagine caring about grammar in the comment section of a random TH-cam video lmao your guaranteed a huge loser
@@JamesTheAxeThrower you're* you infantile, knuckledragging idiot
@@JamesTheAxeThrower Imagine caring about a comment of a random person you don't know. See how easy that is? Cmon now.
@@DTog1 Imagine caring about a comment of a random person you don't know. See how easy that is? Cmon now.
@@PeterNjeim yeaaa.....
Gotta give props to him calling Chris Hansen out at every opportunity.
I've heard a lot of other TH-camrs have similar stories about him doing this type of f*** s*** when they invite him to do collaborations he basically treat people as if there are a production company and they have to finances entire stay
@@doubleodie3813 who? Tgeo or Hansen?
@@sheeeeeesh3622 Hansen
@@doubleodie3813 lol he’s an old guy and he’s used to production companies hosting his stuff
For real
“Get some reading done, get in shape, get some diverse friends”
Nirvana preach
Yes, he said that
He wouldn't have many "diverse" friends since most inmates segregate themselves.
Lol
@@gorillamane13 fak you
"rosie o'donnell"
"thats not a fictional character"
"depends on who you ask bruh"
unreal answer
I'll shut that thick fella down you know that
That was hilarious
@@RSpracticalshooting i was already laughing at the fictional character bit, but when he said I'd shut that big fella down I was wheezing
He set that shit up in LAYERS. you see the smirk creep onto his face way before, while distracting you with the thought of the guy from the mask
Fictional answer*
Just envisioning a deaf kid getting beat up for signing cuz kids think he's doing magic has me in stitches
When I was in jail , the deputies beat a kid to death for not listening
lmaaoooooo
Theo Von is best comedy algorithm in the simulation so far.
Drew Chestnut 😂😂😂
I also appreciate what architect did with Bill Burr algorithm
@@josematias2010
Burr is jealous/intimidated of Theo. That's like Ask Jeeves vs Google.
@@AlanMichaelJackson Oh please Von is a fun cool guy, but Burr puts up a show, he is a comedian.
Not only a clever way to put it, but also a surprisingly fitting one.
I would sell my eternal soul to see a documentary of Theo living in prison for a year. Like no crew just cameras and audio. No special treatment just Theo vibin with con men. That shit would be a riot
I wonder if it would turn off in a month or two and he just become complacent and mundane or if his humor can endure any environment.
I think you might be underestimating how important your eternal soul is
*Badum tss
He's secretly smart. It's all an act. He once did a lecture on the difference between Capitalism and Mongooses, and it changed my life.
Where can i find this?
@@HoodRatBass Unfortunately you can't. It was erased by our mongoose overlords.
But perhaps I've said too much...
@@HoodRatBass ah cmon
Is the plural of mongoose mongeese?
Yes
Rosie O'Donnell
"That's not a fictional character, that's a real person"
Depends on who you ask. But I'll shut that thick fella down you know dat.
Fuckin dead 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Lmao too fukn good
I couldn't stop laughing at that! hahah
Funniest part of a hilarious segment. Lmao
Yea, we saw it, we also watched the video...
Theo is probably the most underrated comedian in our time. Much funnier than the famous ones...
Theo is famous though. Most underrated comedian right now is Andrew Schultz 100 percent. But I think comedy legends like Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Louis C.K. and Tom Segura are much funnier than Theo.
@@Viper3048 Thats not a fair comparison for several reasons. Biggest one is probably the amount of years and fame they have on Theo. Breaking ground in comedy when comedy was a completely different animal compared to now. If they all started out at the same time as Theo it would be a much more even playing field. Thats what I think atleast :)
@@Viper3048 no. Not true. Schulz is overrated. The correct answer is Mark Normand
He's no mark normand.... Ya chooch
@@Viper3048 nope. he’s the quickest wit ever. his podcast has me reeling constantly. don’t care for his standup but his pod is incredible and shows his prowess.
Theo's the most famous example I can think of a comedian being funnier off stage.
Theo's dad was born in 1910 which means Theo was supposed to be born in like the 1930's. Just let that sink in
I'm mindblown.
Damn dude that's crazy to think about
What do you mean supposed to lmao
@@judson8441 I think they mean statistically speaking most men had kids in their early 20s during that era so Theo "should've" been born in the 1930s when his dad would've been in his prime 20s.
Damn he sat in that nutsack for an extra 50 years
Theo is still killing it. He's not slowing down.
'somebody from Scotland, no' lolll
GamerGuy88 I’m Scottish I don’t get this 🥺
EDIT: Now I do GRRRRR
Crip - to be fair he didn’t say American either and he’s from the states. Just a jokester
@@YusuphYT I'm of Scottish descent. Scottish people are awesome. Just funny how he said that. ;)
No shit Sherlock. And btw your pfp is a pic of a cat, so Theo doesn’t like you, because he doesn’t like cats, or people who associate with them.
I dont know why, but I found the jail question the funniest lmfao
"OoOo a science one"
lmfao i cried
How does Theo have so many life stories he almost had a story for every bizarre question 😂😂😂
fiction.
that’s what he does, say some out of the box shit and makes you believe it’s true which is fucking hilarious. if you know him then you just know he’s joking with but how he delivers it and how fast it is for him to think of some out of the box shit is what makes it hilarious
cuz he makes half of em up
He piggy backs his dad's stories? However it is, we don't really care. 😊😂😂😂
"What fictional character would you love to beat the shit out of?"
"Probably Rosie O'Donnell"
"That's not a fictional character that's a real person."
"Depends on who you ask, bro....but I'll shut that big fella down you know dat."
“Would u rather be blind or Dickless”
“Yea I had a blind kid in my neighborhood growing up..
He’s deaf actually”
💀💀
kldodo 😂😂
QUOTE FROM THE VIDEO!!!
I actually never noticed Theo’s misdirection here.
@@CJ-gy8ie People like quoting so they can discuss it after
@@toddjohnson566were you distracted then per chance
I’ll shut that thick fella down 😂😂😂 I can’t breathe. Omg
Favorite part 😂
“Depends on who ya ask really” 😂
Roman Mann i screamed when he said that 😂😂😂😫
😂 dead
LMAO 😂😂😂😂 O SHYT
2:55 chooses a year in jail. “probably a week” to solve a rubix cube. This had me dying 😂
"I'll shut that thick fella down" absolutely killed me 🤣😂
Theo's stand up is just okay, but him literally doing anything else including just talking to someone is the funniest shit ever
His stand up is actually really good, his Netflix special just didn't turn out very well.
@@captainrisky6561 I'll have to look up some random live gigs if possible. I assumed I'd love his stand up, because again, any other place I've seen or heard him, he's a fuckin laugh riot.
I agree, he is naturally HILARIOUS
His quick wit is better than shit he works on. I saw him few montgs ago and his best lines were comebacks to the audience.
Captain Risky I agree with you but it also seems like he’s gotten so much funnier since his Netflix special. He needs another one it would crush
"The pool touched all four walls bruh" 😂😂😂
I was not ready for that🤣
Basically, pieces of loneliness in your apartment
Theo is a poet!
I'm saying!
lol
I REALLY wanna like this comment but it's already at 420... decisions decisions...
I’d do euthanasia, f cats!
I love the fact that Theo Von has a story about everything, and that you can hear the crew just losing it at every answer!
I'll shut that thick fella down, I know dat.
-Theo Von
you know dat
This was a huge mistake. Should of been an hour long.
should HAVE
Mateusz Frydryszak dude I can't stand it. It's like no one paid attention in English. Also "would/could of" annoys me. Lol
@@yourenotrelatable "payed".
@@yourenotrelatable We was instead of we were ...
@@diogeneslantern18 No actually, it's paid. Payed is used for nautical terms.
Manny is actually a good choice. Likeable but can throw hands if things go sideways.
Hahaha I literally burst out laughing at that cheers dude
@Shawn Brink If he knocksout the first one, the other ones will be scared
His singing would clear a room faster than his hands.
@@Damlja Yea but no way they have enough escape pods to get away from him so like dude said, at least 10-15 of those little fucks are gettin dropped
@@Damlja "I know we've moved past violence culturally, and don't even need our teeth anymore, but did you see how far he knocked Glorzikk's molars? These guys don't fuck around"
I've honestly never seen a single second of Theo's stand up, but I love hearing him talk.
Theo: "My dad was 70 when I was born."
Guy in the back: hard wheeze "Oh, Shit.."
Bro theo should have been born in the 1930’s
R.I.P Billy Conforto got pilled up and drove into an embankment Gang gang
RIP Billy
@Jarret ward finally met someone with the same name wtf gang gang
@@jay6176 But your name is Jay. Do you know how this works?
Wouldn't drop it on yt and its easier for people to remember but I have 1 t not 2
Word has it that Billy also crashed his boat into an embankment.
And thats what a world class comedian is like ladies and gents.
He’s just dumb as a brick with a really fucked up past
@@CANControlGRAFFITI If you think he's dumb then he's a whole lot smarter than you.
CAN Control Hahaha youre so dumb if your perception of Theo is that hes dumb. How ironic
Shame he betrayed a friend for a netflix special.
He's funny but he's definitely not one of the greatests ever but then again comedy (just like most entertainment) is very subjective. Bill Hicks is my personal favorite
his comedy special "Sane Man" on Netflix had me laughing so hard I could barely breathe it's worth a watch
“Cats are pieces of loneliness in your apt” bro I’ve had cats all my life and never thought about this Theo’s brain is just different 😂😂😂😂😂😂
i was LOOKING for this comment bro, burst out laughing when i heard it lolz
"Rosie O’Donnel’s not a fictional person."
"Depends on who you ask."
XD XD XD
I love how the guys working the set are laughing so hard in the background.
I couldn’t hear over my own laughter 😂
"Basically pieces of loneliness in your apartment." xD xD xD xD
Saw the camera shake with laughter at 3:18, Theo is a national treasure
Gang gang. Rat pack.
shouts out
gang ga ga gang gang
Don't touch me bro!
these questions are wild man, we got some real hitters though
Gray block pizza. Get that hitta.
The funniest human being in the history of human beings
You know when people talk about street smarts and book smarts? Theo has *life smarts* he throws out random little jokes/bits that are actually quite deep and filled with wisdom, especially for his age. This man has lived a crazy, eventful life.
David Bowie - Projection?
@David Bowie coincidentally, my username "mankypancakes" is actually a description provided by Bowie when asked about "spiders from mars"
Dave Chappelle?
Oh my bad I thought you were asking who the funniest was
Everything he says catches me off guard
you know theo is about to say something funny when he says “in my neighbourhood growin up…”
You guys should make him a regular
the man has a career to attend to as well. not just waiting for barstool to call him 😂
Barstool is lucky to get a guy like Theo, don't get it twisted.
I've liked this dude ever since the first JRE podcast I saw with him. He's kinda silly (he didn't know whether there were 300+ million or bilion people in USA), but there's something pure and authentic about him I really enjoy. He's also funny in this sweet, unforced way. Whenever he's a guest on JRE, those are some of my favs, and lord knows Joe has had dozens of incredible people on there, so that's really saying a lot.
Best comedian in the game right now hands down. Seen him live so many times and every time he kills
Henry Dooley where do you go to see him live?
@@susie7336 The Comedy Store, he also tours.
Susana Sunshine comedy store in LA. I go a few times a month. Seen him like 4 or 5 times.
Bill burr
Bob kelly
Dave Chappell
Doug Stand hope
im crying ive never seen this dude in my entire life and hes probably the funniest person ive heard talk
Theo Von was the funniest thing barstool has done in years. Made me realize how much this thing has dipped
Theo is effortlessly funny. It's a rare gift.
“Pieces of loneliness in your apartment” is such a good line!
This video is how I was introduced to Theo Von for the first time a few years back. I had never even heard his name up until this. I'm so happy that I saw it. Its ability to be funny off the cuff is remarkable IMO. I'm just so happy for it honestly because he is a true character. He makes you want to be friends with him for his interesting insight and borderline goofy behavior, but for all of the right reasons. I'm just super happy for him that he's made it. He's a better conversationalist than stand-up comic. But I feel like he could be a better stand-up comic if he really dedicated more time to writing jokes and fleshing them out over time.... His energy is different though, he's always struck me as an in the moment type character. Which isn't bad by any means. Its insanely funny.
I just think he could be one of the best if he sat down and wrote material religiously. But I don't think that's his style or even what he's aiming for. He comes across as someone that is just living life in the present one day at a time as opposed to someone career oriented that becomes the CEO of their own brand.
I respect what he does even if he is known for being a bit flakey and what-not. To me he seems like an individual that has dealt with a lot of trauma in his youth and self-medicating, but he's got a lot of insight into humanity, whether he admits it or not.
I'm just happy I was introduced to Theo Von and its this video that did it. So thank you for that barstool.
He would certainly be one of the greatest comics out of all of his contemporaries if he dedicated himself to standup. Louis CK said as much on Theo's podcast during his appearance earlier this year.
Lmao he went in on Chris Hanson
I can see why he was so upset. I thought they liked each other well enough. I can't believe Chris wasn't intelligent enough to realize that Theo's podcast is a Mom and Pop's shop. Theo doesn't have NBC money. It's one thing to get over on a rich ass corporation and it's quite another, to fuck over a sole proprietor.
@@stephaniezimbalist3757 What did Hansen do to Theo? I missed it!!
@@skillzset1066 4:20
@@powerforth8400 Yes, thanks for that I saw it but I still don't get what was the quarrel between em
@@skillzset1066 Chris Hansen went on Theo Vons podcasts. So as a guest, he was probably flown in and got a hotel paid by theo vons company. Chris Hansen charged more stuff on his hotel bill that was paid by theo von. Having infused rose petals for the bath. Costing theo von 700 dollars, instead of the normal 150-250 dollar stay at a hotel.
Theo is a national treasure. Save that man at all costs.
He don't need saving
Save him from what? 🤦♂️
It is sad you are on a post about Theo, who is one of the most original people in the biz.. and here you are trying so bad to fit in you use this lame "phrase" that you have been wanting to use so bad cause you seen everyone else doing it. And it's lame. I've never seen any of them that needed to be saved. From who? For what? Save me from ever having to hear this dumb ish again.
This is legit one of the funniest things I've ever seen and it never gets old.
That Rubix cube question:
“Ohhh. A science one huh”
Lmao. Love Theo.
The “bad magic” bit was low key hilarious
His dad was SEVENTY when he was born?! Holy hell that's a miracle that man was still firing off swimmers
Yeah well he did have to beat autism as a child
@@parkerstyers4812 no he only had to beat an autistic child
@@parkerstyers4812 It was Down Syndrome he beat.
“A person?.. manny Pacquiao.”🤣😂
yohesnotabadchoicethoo
I come and watch this every few months, I still think it was the best one ever done and it still makes me laugh everytime
“Uhm probably a Filipino..” lmao I burst out laughing when he said that 😂😂
Depends on who you ask gang gang
What fictional character would you like to beat up?
Theo: “Rosie O’Donnell”
“Lol that’s not a fictional character”
Theo: “depends on who you ask bro.... but I’d shut that thick fella down ya know that”
Lol That’s one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time
Bro
His switch up of how a gallon of water can kill you to immediately talking about how drank a gallon of water at his friend Tim’s house is great
He called cats “pockets of lonliness” bro I’m dead
Theo will go down as one of the GOAT’s
He's so gd funny
I know a guy who killed someone, and he said... and this isn't me saying this... but he said it feels good.
ThePubBub FEELS GOOOD*
This made me laugh so much. He is so funny. Master of comedy.
No comedian is the same as Theo von, everything he says is so authentic and he looks 100% serious, he’s phenomenal.
Theo is the best. I love the random thoughts that most ppl wont say out loud. He says them with like authority or pride behind em. This was the perfect way to provoke those thoughts to be heard.
NOOOOO! I need Theo to do these questions for hours!!!! Damnit!
The thing is I don’t even think he’s joking half the time... he’s just vocalizing his thoughts and they happen to be absolutely hysterical 😂
"Basically just pieces of loneliness in your apartment" damn that is the perfect description lol
Not at all. Cats are lovely and living beings.
@@TheTaterTotP80 Depends on who you ask bruh
There's comics I think are funnier, there's comics I like way more, but there's no one I want to be friends with more than Theo.
But I'll shut that THICK Fella down! You know dat. - Theo "Makes A Dent" Von @05:40
Lmao Theo has so many stories that start out with "I knew a guy" or "I grew up with a guy" or "I was over at my buddies house and." Fvckin hilarious dude
Feel like when Theo Von was 5 he just said "I'm going to start a bit now and it's not going to end until I die"
The more he talked the funnier he got. He had me crying.
to the Filipino's on the grind... glad you're with us... friendly happy people no doubt... I hope we all find a way.
When he said he might be gay you just know he was staring at the only gay person in that room lmao
I’m so glad everyone is finally giving this dude the recognition he deserves
Manny Pacquiao for the earth's ambassador, seems legit.
Theo is one of the wildest, most confusing dudes I’ve ever seen. 😂😂
I want more of him doing this. Hilarious guy right there.
Theo: "My dad was 70 when I was born".
Camera Guy: "Oh Shit".
3:30
I would love for Theo Von to meet Karl Pilkington.
You read my mind. Them talking about their childhoods would be the best thing ever.
This! Theo's the only person i've ever seen who really reminds me of Karl. They're both so dumb that they are genius. Fan of both, no hate :)
Yes! When I first heard Theo talking about his childhood I thought he sounds like Karl's crazy Louisiana cousin.
@@SimonMooreChannel theyd be speaking a new common language in 5 minutes
if theo went to him he might
My grandmother had a Philipino caregiver that did here physical therapy and he was an awesome dude.
Bro his answers are so quick, unbelievably decisive and the fact he has a story about everything is insane 😂😂
“I don’t want to be a cat at all” I laughed at loud at that joke and it is not even a joke. Theo Von everybody!
Cats are just “pieces of loneliness in your apartment” 😂 I could watch Theo answer questions all day long
I’m jealous of how naturally funny Theo is
One of the most legendary appearances/interviews Theo Von has ever done
I love his answers man!😂😂 He comes up with THE most random answers quickly. Never gets old
Theo has got to be one of the funniest dudes of all time man. Just straight off the top.
God damnit Theo is just the most unpredictability hilarious. I always know he's gonna be funny but he just comes at it sideways and it's just the best.
I love every answer. So funny!! Love his stories. Bustin!!!