Chris Distefano 2 | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • @TheoVon
    @TheoVon  4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
    bit.ly/theo-von

    • @mammeljuice
      @mammeljuice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yourcorona predictions were a little off

    • @maxxpirk
      @maxxpirk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL CHRIS COMES BACK ON THE PODCAST!!!

    • @yatoyoboku
      @yatoyoboku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got the reference nick when he said Habsburg heights

    • @VeronicaLopez-dn5zo
      @VeronicaLopez-dn5zo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rewatching TPW episodes, this was by far one of my favorite episodes! Chrissy D♥️🔥

  • @KZ_MMA-KZ
    @KZ_MMA-KZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2059

    Here we have the Louisiana bayou rat, and the New York sewer rat, communicating.

    • @micahpediford
      @micahpediford 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Kevin Zuniga question. Does Chris know the ninja turtles then?

    • @kevinkoger5749
      @kevinkoger5749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The rats have tunnels from New York to California.

    • @Driver76196
      @Driver76196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The Louisiana swamp rat also known as a nutria.

    • @davidharriott1186
      @davidharriott1186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You look alot like Chris btwww

    • @JJStarcade
      @JJStarcade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @bro stop *heros in a half shell?

  • @kameronerdman5870
    @kameronerdman5870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    Chris : “I’m pissing my friends and members of my family off because I’m making jokes about them using their real names.”
    Theo: “I’ve done that to my whole town”
    😂😂😂

  • @the_silky_way9815
    @the_silky_way9815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Theo: I no longer believe the news.
    Eddie Bravo: *sheds a tear of joy*

    • @mrnburcham
      @mrnburcham 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      True!!

    • @HARwinsOUTagain
      @HARwinsOUTagain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He looked into it... and found it.

    • @matthewtaylor4191
      @matthewtaylor4191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You win today

    • @jjester2313
      @jjester2313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Deaf Jack Russell Terriers unite!

    • @Damnto
      @Damnto 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who believes the news?

  • @shiddyangler
    @shiddyangler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    Chris D is the personification of the dark arts chillin on Theo’s shoulder 24/7

    • @adamcarter4297
      @adamcarter4297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Delia or destefano

    • @mackaldrich4112
      @mackaldrich4112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@adamcarter4297 haha, I was just about to ask which one as well

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@adamcarter4297 They're interchangeable

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mackaldrich4112 Billy Conforto is obviously the bright arts #RIP #NoEmbankments

    • @GoScience123
      @GoScience123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@adamcarter4297 its def delia now hes confirmed purveyor of dark arts now

  • @tommysalami7593
    @tommysalami7593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    "I think 5G created coronavirus"
    "Who's that another rapper?"

    • @DeSoulTV
      @DeSoulTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Read this comment before I got to it in the video and was surprised who actually said what

    • @lui4126
      @lui4126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Look into it

    • @artaxAF
      @artaxAF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DeSoulTV I was literally about to say the exact same thing. 😆 That's definitely something Theo would say.

    • @imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371
      @imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mr.whataday I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one

    • @matguerra333
      @matguerra333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      stole theo's line, that's how you know he's a good comedian

  • @TheDbzlova
    @TheDbzlova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I love how Chris can compliment people so genuinely so confidently. Some people have issue giving compliments at all, especially ones as intimate as Chris's. My favorite 2 comedians❤

  • @ohoward512
    @ohoward512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    "you're doing a lamb chop, you're doing a scallion ... And you got this Millie Vanilli guy filling waters out front " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rigatoni_pasta
      @rigatoni_pasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      O Howard Read this comments at the SAME time as I heard it on the podcast. I think we have to make love now.

    • @ohoward512
      @ohoward512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rigatoni_pasta fuck it, dark arts it it is!! Drop a pin!

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "I used to do not logging but I did yard work". I also laughed my ass off. Theo always delivers.

  • @Brizzy_bb
    @Brizzy_bb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Theo had to keep changing the subject when Chris was talking about his back thumper and his hot dog fingers.

    • @elhamster101
      @elhamster101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He’s from the real south, rat king don’t play that shit lol

  • @drakeholliday5671
    @drakeholliday5671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Two of the funniest men alive. Chrissy D’s stories about his dad at the end of yesterday’s TFATK are incredible.

  • @Themandogh
    @Themandogh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    You look like “Been Better” was pretty damn good lol. Took me a sec to catch that. Theo never stops.

  • @luislemuz6642
    @luislemuz6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    9:16 Theo turning around to the guys laughing I lost it lmao 😂💀💀

    • @badik10
      @badik10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Brah 😂 😂 😂 💀
      What makes it even funnier is I completely got Theo's train of thought as he couldn't think of the word landscaping so he went to logging and then back paddled to yard work 😂😂😂

    • @rebaj3277
      @rebaj3277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too!! That laughter was sooo contagious 🤣

    • @luislemuz6642
      @luislemuz6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      badik10 lmao 😂

    • @luislemuz6642
      @luislemuz6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reba J it was lol Theo is just funny af lol

  • @seineic
    @seineic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Its so weird that a Louisiana boy and a Brooklyn kid have this kind of chemistry, they have been gold since O and A

    • @jjosangeles7296
      @jjosangeles7296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it’s a wave length and if you can follow their whole convo you’re on the same wave gang

    • @dickjohnson3967
      @dickjohnson3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How is that weird??? They are both White American male comedians that are close in age. In fact it would really be weird if they DIDN'T have chemistry...

    • @SCOODAMcGOODA
      @SCOODAMcGOODA 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's a Queens kid

    • @seineic
      @seineic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SCOODAMcGOODA i do know that now. History Hyenas is great

    • @Aaronlovesmusic970
      @Aaronlovesmusic970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats cause most intelligent people dont give a shit where someone else comes from they know its just dirt they by chance were born on

  • @mikeyRD08
    @mikeyRD08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    "Years ago they tried to..."

    • @causticlicks5786
      @causticlicks5786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Michael Dekker is this Lye?

    • @tylerhancock4047
      @tylerhancock4047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Put me in the

    • @andrewtruex
      @andrewtruex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Michael Dekker "is this live?"

    • @morpheusmorpheus9539
      @morpheusmorpheus9539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yooo im glad a lot of people got that

    • @nothinbutpeanut
      @nothinbutpeanut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You can't blame him, not after what they tried to do to him years ago.

  • @jamesdopson3881
    @jamesdopson3881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Nick laughing in the background makes this podcast even better lol

    • @DylanWaugh39
      @DylanWaugh39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You know it's a hitter when Nick starts laughing

    • @alexakimov
      @alexakimov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Jonata Noo the guy on YMH / Honeydew is Blue Ban. He's a ginger-jew!

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nicky Bangs on deck!

    • @dickjohnson3967
      @dickjohnson3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He tries too hard. I think he would be funnier if it didn't seem like he was always trying to get some funny comment out...

  • @KZ_MMA-KZ
    @KZ_MMA-KZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    32:40 They put a picture of Peter Dinklage for Brad Williams 🤣

    • @jesseashford3949
      @jesseashford3949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn. That's kind of offensive. It I was Brad I'd at least give them a strongly worded e mail. Lol

    • @fatmunch6318
      @fatmunch6318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      After half hour of dancing brad in his kitchen

    • @tylertimmons4852
      @tylertimmons4852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bro that is brad williams

    • @tylertimmons4852
      @tylertimmons4852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh shit my bad that one pic was Dinklage’s lol

    • @jasonhicks3015
      @jasonhicks3015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro, I've got it up in the background at work and just so happened to tab over to it and was like, WTF, why would they do Brad like that??? LOL Hilarious.

  • @ImDougDimmadome
    @ImDougDimmadome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    This gave me “first date” vibes. Not gay, but there’s some strong homoeroticism going on.

    • @Bushey4545
      @Bushey4545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ya Chris really try's his best to get male affection anywhere he can get it, it's tragic

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I mean that kiss at the end really sealed the deal

    • @bsx132
      @bsx132 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doug Dimmadome he definitely voiced Brucie from GTA 4

    • @RedSntDK
      @RedSntDK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What, the whole holding hands stuff?

    • @kommish77
      @kommish77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think most people don't fart on the first date.

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Yo Chris is hilarious. He was fantastic in TFATK. He managed to fill the air with so much homoerotic tension, on both podcast. I'm glad that little kid that can't walk inspired him to pursue comedy.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear ceua

    • @rs-ly2qo
      @rs-ly2qo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was very good on tigerbelly too

    • @georgedouglas2536
      @georgedouglas2536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s definitely funny but I just wish he learned to stfu and listen once in a while. He sometimes goes on these tangents that aren’t funny and are really random.

    • @paigerocks884
      @paigerocks884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      is he actually gay or is that just his "thing"? lmao

    • @kjhddd6499
      @kjhddd6499 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@georgedouglas2536 Yeah but Theo pointed out that he really wasnt into it during to being tired, I'd rather those tangents carry rather than an over edited podcast for the sake of making it less awkward.

  • @badik10
    @badik10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    17:20
    Chris: "Some ppl tell me I look like Ben Affleck some tell me I look like Ben Stiller"
    Theo: "You look like Been better"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

  • @brodyrichard263
    @brodyrichard263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Chris really is hillarious ...hes gonna end up being HUGE. And he is even better live .go see both of these dudes live.. you wont regret it

    • @tomherrera2995
      @tomherrera2995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah dude the first time i heard him i was dying. had to show all my boys his stand up

    • @brodyrichard263
      @brodyrichard263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tomherrera2995 I've watched chis since guy code. He is a beast

    • @shawnmcvey7789
      @shawnmcvey7789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's just a silly goose that's a few benadryl away from a one night stand with handsome man.
      Seriously though, the kid's a great comic and podcast personality. Hilariously honest. It's just what it is.

    • @czanderrr
      @czanderrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shawnmcvey7789 spoken like a true hyhena

    • @danielsals5770
      @danielsals5770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Na

  • @Ohsnapski
    @Ohsnapski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Theos “watching two little people getting attacked by cats was like watching Roman Gladiators” joke went over everyone’s head but absolutely destroyed me Hahahah

  • @kevinryan1359
    @kevinryan1359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    22:23 "years ago they tried...." hahahahah

    • @BatChad
      @BatChad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That shit cracked me up lol

    • @crustyrage4008
      @crustyrage4008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "is this live"

    • @jaimegarcia965
      @jaimegarcia965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You can’t blame him. Not after what they tried to do to him years ago.

    • @ibejamz977
      @ibejamz977 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaimegarcia965 lmfaoooo

  • @JaredNorton
    @JaredNorton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Listening to Brad talk about the super heartfelt/wholesome stuff he's doing while watching the video of that dance is just....perfect.

  • @keeganwebster3419
    @keeganwebster3419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    JRE: Can't get another thing on the table
    Theo: 1 Iphone charging

    • @wackyadz06
      @wackyadz06 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not charging, it's plugged into the microphone jack.... But I hear you

    • @broncos915
      @broncos915 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I think that’s a different studio that’s not his? I’m not sure tbh LOL but yea that table is empty asfff

  • @nathanmendelsohnbjj7964
    @nathanmendelsohnbjj7964 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Hold on! No don’t hold on, say whatever you want “ 🤣 that was my favorite part hahahah

  • @djmilehigh7472
    @djmilehigh7472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Never hear of this guy other than guycode awhile back, after hearing him talk i hope he blows up soon, dude just seems like a guy that is down to earth and keeps it 100

  • @skysuprenant9502
    @skysuprenant9502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like that Theo was over it and Chris just kept crossing the line at the end trying to annoy him. He’s the man.

  • @milemke08
    @milemke08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Years ago they tried to.. theo that was a great call back

    • @SHINYxCHROME
      @SHINYxCHROME 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      is this live?

    • @vinnied5866
      @vinnied5866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Lemke you can't blame him

  • @PencilsandPaper
    @PencilsandPaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "A gay surprise... Like a Pearl Harbor gay." LMFAO I probably should be listening to this shot at work.

  • @sillywilly6431
    @sillywilly6431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Albanians- “sand Christians they call em” 🤣🤣

    • @z-z-z-z
      @z-z-z-z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sill will - he be geographically/religiously CORRECT! his mind is so uncluttered; lotsa' room for funniies...!

    • @r22albo28
      @r22albo28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Albanians are Muslim , only a few christians

    • @gurikasemit
      @gurikasemit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm kind of happy to hear Theo for the first time acknowledge the Albanians even though I'm not sure I should be proud of what Distefano said about us haha. Much love from Albania Theo.

    • @6sheamus
      @6sheamus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂💀💀💀💀

    • @Gigapipi02
      @Gigapipi02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Silly Willy what Time in the video do he Say Albania

  • @gracejenson
    @gracejenson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Theo dressed up fancy for Chris.

    • @TheGhost2612000
      @TheGhost2612000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Looking to get cracked opened and cleaned out

    • @lawndart8361
      @lawndart8361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheGhost2612000 lmao God bless

    • @max.aura10k
      @max.aura10k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      CAAAAUUUUUTEEEE

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Es lo que es

    • @JJ-in5df
      @JJ-in5df 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My men Theo looking FRESH today.

  • @eddiecruz6617
    @eddiecruz6617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    i would love to see Mark Normand on a podcast with Chris Distefano!

    • @J33-k3s
      @J33-k3s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The homoeroticism would permeate!

    • @HukeLLL
      @HukeLLL 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      so true holy shit

    • @buffywasright
      @buffywasright 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mark: "Some days I think I'm gay"
      Chris: "So do I!"
      Mark: "Which days, exactly?"
      Chris: "All of them?"
      Mark: "Right, right."

    • @ljcomments886
      @ljcomments886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Has been on with History Hyenas

  • @dariobejo1823
    @dariobejo1823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    8:30 the Albanians part .

  • @ivesterr
    @ivesterr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    When he said “years ago they tried to take” referencing last weeks KATS I lost it haha

    • @wtmfd5461
      @wtmfd5461 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was searching through the comments for that :D gold

    • @brettburgess5048
      @brettburgess5048 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      On God, shits still so funny! I’ve been laughing all week thinking about it. 😂😂

    • @mwsands9155
      @mwsands9155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I missed it. Will you explain?

    • @z-z-z-z
      @z-z-z-z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mwsands9155 - see last weeks king and the sting you tube video (episode 57) at the 52:17 mark. theo, with impeccable timing, was able to incorporate last weeks highlight into this airing.

    • @z-z-z-z
      @z-z-z-z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mwsands9155 - cross reference with this episode at the 20:19 mark.

  • @tmoorafight2762
    @tmoorafight2762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Chris D on the LA podcasts are always GOLD!!! Hope he does these trips more often.

  • @joshchapman4753
    @joshchapman4753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “You got nice fingers too, you got some of the nicest fingers in the game, and toes”

    • @auroraborealis13579
      @auroraborealis13579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he really does. Glad someone is finally saying it.

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theo's fingers & toes make Chrissy Cayutes go PYOING!

  • @nevdoesstuff3756
    @nevdoesstuff3756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    surprised no one said Adam Sandler, literally walks around in basketball shorts so he can ball at all times

    • @DeepFrigidWinter
      @DeepFrigidWinter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Uncut gems best movie of the decade

    • @julianfrausto3385
      @julianfrausto3385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude I was saying it when they were picking teams. Sandler would of been my first

    • @michaeladams6847
      @michaeladams6847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The winner of the 5 on 5 game gets to play against the Grown Ups squad for the chip 😂

    • @tryitout-701
      @tryitout-701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pete Davidson said that he can really play and is very competitive on hot ones

    • @KaninTuzi
      @KaninTuzi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They were just pretty much blanking in that segment.

  • @spencerl3734
    @spencerl3734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Chris is one of the most genuine dudes. You can just tell he is “himself.” And that’s dope

    • @JA-mj9re
      @JA-mj9re ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally agree love him my fav comedian absolutely love him and Theo together amazing duo and so funny 😂

  • @PWS859
    @PWS859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "One of my boys Patty Fly Balls, he would hit you with a taped up wiffle ball bat, just because he would think why is this guy coming out with no socks on?"

    • @michaeljimenez868
      @michaeljimenez868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He gained a new fan with that shit. Patty Fly Balls sounds 80s east coast as fuck. I'm from the bay area and that shit really gave me a visual.

    • @snipz113
      @snipz113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m friends with a kid from my childhood neighborhood still because if I asked him to that fucker would take a bat to someone’s skull. Thats loyalty you can’t buy.

    • @dickjohnson3967
      @dickjohnson3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@snipz113 yeah loyalty for sure. Around here we pronounce it "mental retardation" but you know, either way works...

    • @bovinejangles
      @bovinejangles 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dickjohnson3967 I think. I think, he's referencing Good Will Hunting. For some reason.

    • @jtotherog
      @jtotherog 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dickjohnson3967 lmfao i almost spit out my drink

  • @smrldmrscl3294
    @smrldmrscl3294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This pod was crazy start to finish😂😂 theo hasnt had a guest this hilarious in a while...loved it❤❤

  • @Gardenbrains
    @Gardenbrains 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    HAHAHAHAA the "Years ago" freestyle reference

  • @pneri6251
    @pneri6251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    22:25 “years ago they tryna...” shoutout king and the sting😂😂😂😂😂

  • @russellpalmer3848
    @russellpalmer3848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Those last ten minutes were touching and funny as fuck, hope that kid gets to see it and be as proud as he was then, and all these compliments for Theo are so legitimate it me makes me enjoy you both more, keep this shit goin, gang gang

  • @jeffdecker627
    @jeffdecker627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Theo...I was at your show in MD...you handled that dude perfectly. We all love you bro, and always have your back. Gang. You absolutely killed it!!! Thank you.

  • @stef4832
    @stef4832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Chris makes any podcast better!! Make no mistake the kids gonna make it big!

  • @SeaOrcRonnie
    @SeaOrcRonnie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Chrissy looks like he got tied up in a parachute on the way down.

  • @ohoward512
    @ohoward512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Chris looks like a ghetto insurance salesman named Ben Afflack . 😂😂😂

    • @Bushey4545
      @Bushey4545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow good eye he does look like a poor man's Ben Affleck and I've always thought Ben Affleck looks like such a used car salesman to begin with

    • @jeefsquaa
      @jeefsquaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes just a screwed in kid

    • @kgthoughts
      @kgthoughts 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bushey4545 chris better lookin tbh better stronger jawline

    • @Bushey4545
      @Bushey4545 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kgthoughts no Chris is like pale looking, Theo has a really good tan skin tone being pale automatically takes you out of the running for good looking when your a guy some girls can pull it off though

    • @christianmaas8934
      @christianmaas8934 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bushey4545 just fuck him already then

  • @joshuabarber7844
    @joshuabarber7844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That was a really good one, these guys could rock a good duo cast. Cool to hear Chris getting real at the end!

  • @xotristan
    @xotristan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Hard to top Theo but Chris comes close in my opinion. Definitely in my top 5 favorite comedians right now.

    • @shinycretin
      @shinycretin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      whats the other 3 in top 5?

    • @thepamo2812
      @thepamo2812 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Easily in the top 78

    • @shinycretin
      @shinycretin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      nor macdonald is #1

    • @shinycretin
      @shinycretin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just finished his book its dark

    • @shinycretin
      @shinycretin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he reads alot of russian litecher

  • @jasoncaldwell0613
    @jasoncaldwell0613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    lol "imagine someone coming at you with a chainsaw for realsiez?"

  • @aust_barrett
    @aust_barrett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Wtf even was the last two minutes 😂😂😂

  • @matthewtaylor4191
    @matthewtaylor4191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OMFG These two have the best chemistry its wild. I love that Chris gets Theo's humor.

  • @gordonburchell4337
    @gordonburchell4337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Lmao it wasn't logging but it was yard work😂 I am only 9 mins in this pod cast and can't stop laughing

    • @allierae1010
      @allierae1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Swear to god I was dying!!!! How did he come up with that on the spot 😂😂😂

  • @GG-yy4yx
    @GG-yy4yx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chris is that friend we all want bud few deserve.

  • @Buelr
    @Buelr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    i see Chrissy baby D engaging in the dark arts

  • @grwebb3
    @grwebb3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That "years ago" reference is so deep, I respect theo for the internet knowledge. Shoutout to that hip hop poet son!

    • @Mbloc22
      @Mbloc22 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im glad someone else caught it!

  • @nicklodde83
    @nicklodde83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Chrissy D cracking the podcasts open and clearing them out in ff LA.

  • @steeno629
    @steeno629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    True definition of yin and yang. This is the perfect combo. When special needs Stamos moves to Zimbabwe and Brendan goes back to whatever he does - we need this duo.

    • @dickjohnson3967
      @dickjohnson3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who the fuck is "special needs stamos"???

  • @chrisatkinson7293
    @chrisatkinson7293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “It’s a Greek tragedy. You’re in the back. You’re doing a lamb chop. You’re doing a scallion.”

  • @wickedNwoozy
    @wickedNwoozy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the intro song brightens tf outta my day!!!

  • @johnliii3145
    @johnliii3145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Oh yeah heard him talking about it on the fighter and the kid couldn’t wait for it ! Gonna be a great pod

    • @JoeMACofNAC
      @JoeMACofNAC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      John L III best part is that there is no fake comedian interrupting him here.

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Make sure to check out his first episode on TPW

    • @johnliii3145
      @johnliii3145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      c grib I did and it was a banger ! Thanks for the recommendation tho have a good day my man gang gang

  • @goldstick3D
    @goldstick3D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Chris has an interesting quality of just not sounding offensive. No matter what he says. No idea why. Face like a one punch man tho.

    • @eblatz80
      @eblatz80 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      His confidence

  • @baylenwaterhouse4182
    @baylenwaterhouse4182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is a truly an amazing thing... please understand this... they are a comedic duo... so different so incredibly the best... need this all the time

  • @Jon-Unger
    @Jon-Unger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LMAO!!! “Years ago they tried to...” that shit had my dying when they played it on KATS and Theo bringing it back around just made my day 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brodyrichard263
    @brodyrichard263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He said Tokyo drift LMFAO theo is so good on the spot

  • @mikeb1613
    @mikeb1613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Their dynamic is hysterical. Wish they had a pod together.

  • @joshueabelis473
    @joshueabelis473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Id love to hear theo talk history in his podcast. Be funny to hear what history tickles theos fancy

    • @thatsthejobbb8587
      @thatsthejobbb8587 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like the "chlamydia badge of honour back in the day"😂

  • @opticalcanine
    @opticalcanine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I was never a fan of Chris but this converted me. Theo and Chris were both hilarious gang gang

    • @gavin3434
      @gavin3434 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @opticalcanine buzz buzz

    • @Bushey4545
      @Bushey4545 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well he's definitely no Theo but he is funny, kinda like a hype man though, his energy picks up where his humor doesn't quite cut it I loooovveeee when Theo starts roasting him though it's even better then when he roasts Brendan because you can tell Chris really wants to get him back but all he can come up with is telling him he looks like different women lmfaaaooo 😂🤣

    • @kjhddd6499
      @kjhddd6499 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bushey4545 I'd like to think that's what energy in present comedy is super important. Chapelle could probably polish a Schaub joke and turn it into gold.

    • @majeedhd5767
      @majeedhd5767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Bushey4545 Chris Distefano is way funnier than Theo Von And btw Chris and Theo has a roasting battle before and Chris already destroyed Theo

    • @Bushey4545
      @Bushey4545 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@majeedhd5767 I seen the Opie show roast battle too Theo killed him Chris started like spazzing out he was so mad at Theo because Theo just talks that sh** to him for being a big dummy looking guy lmfaaaooo 😂🤣 it's hilarious Theo always tells Chris what he looks like like a toll booth worker or whatever and Chris tells him he looks like different women 😂🤣

  • @joshueabelis473
    @joshueabelis473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Once you understand the history hyenas. Its the funniest podcast out there. Steel pipe chrissy and Yanni special needs stamos. The number ones in my book.

    • @zakkbeckettt
      @zakkbeckettt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Joshuea Belis make no mistake

    • @marycallahan2334
      @marycallahan2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ...”and if you DON’T understand the History Hyenas, you’re gonna’ get punched thru!”

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Chlamydia Chrissy D knows he's not gay, but he also knows he's _not_ straight

    • @jeremyvaldez8806
      @jeremyvaldez8806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Es loca es

    • @brandonm.5033
      @brandonm.5033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      IT’S JUST WHAT IT IS

  • @christianleeperrr7641
    @christianleeperrr7641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    22:26 that’s a priceless reference lol, anyone else catch that?

  • @JohnEmcee
    @JohnEmcee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "He had such a big heart too... well."

  • @jenjean84
    @jenjean84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Chris making Theo uncomfortable is sooooo funny! I hope to see more episodes with you two the magic is there but it needs more time to develop.

  • @amichai9925
    @amichai9925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When he said "Years ago they tried ta" ROFLMAO
    KATS shout out.
    Comedic genuis bruh

  • @wally86_
    @wally86_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    " I was doing NOT logging but yard work" That cracked me up just as much as the dude in the background!

  • @jasonhicks3015
    @jasonhicks3015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "If you're runnin on someone else's blood, you don't know what kinda gas is in it" - Dr Theo

    • @jordancarroll8553
      @jordancarroll8553 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn
      Check this out if you cant match my vibe match my bye damnnnn

  • @scotland4795
    @scotland4795 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Year's ago they tried to...... 👀"
    Iykyk 🤣😂

  • @007snakestrike
    @007snakestrike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I used to do not logging, but yard work" that made me laugh out loud at work and didn't give a f. 9:10

  • @zionpope9491
    @zionpope9491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:10 that yard work thing had me dying 😂

  • @salem927
    @salem927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You can tell Chris is a good guy at heart

  • @kylemcleod2839
    @kylemcleod2839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    29:09 uh oh Theo losing patience... lol 😂

  • @Cr-mk3mm
    @Cr-mk3mm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Anyone else as obsessed with that song in the opening credits as I am? I jam out every time I hear it.

    • @jesseashford3949
      @jesseashford3949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's okay. At least the first 20 times I've heard it.

    • @JuanGarcia-tb7ph
      @JuanGarcia-tb7ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great song, even after hearing it over 20 times. So yea I’m with you!

  • @found_working
    @found_working 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was top notch entertainment. Its like brother energy. chris looks up to, and adores theo

  • @jessicaaguilar8675
    @jessicaaguilar8675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Years ago they tried to" 💀🔥

  • @zacharysavage7916
    @zacharysavage7916 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was funny af lmao love you theo

  • @JoshFant
    @JoshFant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Cuz, make no mistake, I'm tucking it back this entire episode. Wei Zhong Xian.

    • @jeefsquaa
      @jeefsquaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its just what it is

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're cayutie smoothie, baby gorgeous!

  • @j.h.7266
    @j.h.7266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Rick Glassman is gonna be pissed you guys didn’t draft him for your pickup game

    • @simplycy919
      @simplycy919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      J. H. He held his own against LeBron in high school

  • @ambermueller89
    @ambermueller89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Showing a picture of Peter Dinklage, instead of Brad, is the troll I needed today.

  • @Zipoqs
    @Zipoqs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When theo said "you look like Ben better" that shit killed me

  • @8YoHoJo
    @8YoHoJo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    22:20 Never knew Theo's meme game was so strong, so unexpected 😂💀

  • @yinucsd
    @yinucsd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "a dwarf is gonna own disneyland - no more height requirements!" lol love Brad Williams

  • @joem6360
    @joem6360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Theo always ask do I really when getting a compliment

  • @ckinahan1
    @ckinahan1 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Chrissy Chaos. Plus his energy made up for Theo being tired in this one. This is such a dope pcast in gen. I've been inspired on some pretty dark days. Thanks TV. Roll Wave!

  • @theinterdimensionalchildmo9586
    @theinterdimensionalchildmo9586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chris D’s whole bit is just an impression of me when I’m coked out

  • @stoicsavage509
    @stoicsavage509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These boys are lethal together 😂😂

  • @BrazFencil
    @BrazFencil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It’s so funny to see Theo thrown off every time Dom laughs

  • @smartz565
    @smartz565 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    our boy is looking fiiiiineeee 😊

  • @justinmorris2814
    @justinmorris2814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When they said "always at Sonic" I was literally handed my Sonic drink by my carhop

  • @jonnyincomox
    @jonnyincomox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Scotty's chilling with Billy now, on that big embankment in the sky, it's beautiful, gang gang everyone!

  • @omenati4822
    @omenati4822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Theo and TFATK? Chrissy D making them rounds.

    • @jaimegarcia965
      @jaimegarcia965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stephan Omen give his interview on the honeydew with sickler a listen had me cracking up

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is what it is.

    • @felixfelix574
      @felixfelix574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stephan Omen next is tiger belly but they release super late

    • @justjo510
      @justjo510 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@felixfelix574 he was on TB a couple weeks bk my deewd

    • @felixfelix574
      @felixfelix574 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jo Jo yea I saw that watch u will see another one from tiger belly that will get release in like a week or two tiger belly releases super later