4 Jokes That Will Make You The Most Liked Person In The Group

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  • @CroatanWolf44
    @CroatanWolf44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2098

    Me trying to be likeable:
    "Want some gum?"
    Them:
    "How'd you get into my house?"

    • @tripjet999
      @tripjet999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "I" and "they"...

    • @paulmiddleton8593
      @paulmiddleton8593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Now thats funny...ty

    • @allenlegaspi3395
      @allenlegaspi3395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me trying to be funny:

    • @newwone2
      @newwone2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You: "Chimney, DAAAAHHH"

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah, too many times. Very relatable comment!

  • @CasuallyExplained
    @CasuallyExplained 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5673

    It's not working Charlie what do I do

    • @ianthesage-finance
      @ianthesage-finance 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Hi sir

    • @cesarandrade1987
      @cesarandrade1987 8 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      The fuck are you doing here? Love your stuff.

    • @jonahankin3667
      @jonahankin3667 8 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Everybody should do and be the exact same thing. All women should have long hair and all men should have muscles. If that doesn't happen, they are lesser people and should be made fun of and also some of their human rights should be revoked. Appearance is everything, let's all judge each other based on how we look, the world will improve ten fold. People who look different should hate themselves and feel bad. Women with short hair and masculine clothes hold no human value whatsoever and also let's all assume they don't have feelings. Men who are feminine don't deserve to live.
      Yeah, no. Have some empathy and realise not everyone is the same as you.

    • @ZeeJayBay
      @ZeeJayBay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Jonah Ankin Savage.

    • @OrangeHealia
      @OrangeHealia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      go VEGAN! LOL

  • @cgid33
    @cgid33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    Opening words: "Ellen DeGeneres is one of the most likeable hosts on television."
    This video didn't age well. . .

    • @jorgetomas380
      @jorgetomas380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At ALL.

    • @matheus10b
      @matheus10b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @piriquito esquisito Many people who worked with her said she was very rude and there was a very toxic environment.

    • @wouter-jansen
      @wouter-jansen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was literally about to comment on that.

    • @abboed.4076
      @abboed.4076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe that was the joke. 🤔😎

    • @willz6997
      @willz6997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@matheus10b thats why shes the most likeable... "on television"

  • @yafookinlosah
    @yafookinlosah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2294

    Too many self deprecating jokes are cringe tho

    • @alhurra3236
      @alhurra3236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      lets be like suga...wo don't give a sh''''''''t.....about anything...and still looks damn cool

    • @legionmaniac-9202
      @legionmaniac-9202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Like me
      (Heh)

    • @asuka813
      @asuka813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      The key thing is self deprecating while being clearly confident

    • @lottiej742
      @lottiej742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Shane dawson

    • @kuchenteig4240
      @kuchenteig4240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@legionmaniac-9202 lol

  • @oktophlo9455
    @oktophlo9455 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5291

    I tried this on 4 girls. All they said was get out of the girls bathroom. Unsubbed, disliked.

    • @SpongeBobsDadJacob
      @SpongeBobsDadJacob 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      lmao

    • @brianbermejo9287
      @brianbermejo9287 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      OktoPhlo LMFAO

    • @memo-fq3ps
      @memo-fq3ps 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Some guy said the same thing to me at my school in the hallway 😔

    • @izzymorris80
      @izzymorris80 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      OktoPhlo why were you in the girls bathroom no wonder?!

    • @depressedegirl5470
      @depressedegirl5470 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm sorry.

  • @leavingwarren5122
    @leavingwarren5122 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3778

    I feel like this channel was created for aliens to learn how to be more accepted in the human lifestyle.

    • @Cloud07777
      @Cloud07777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      LeavingWarren perfect for me lol
      C

    • @ravioli9594
      @ravioli9594 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that was i subscribed ya idiot, you were like me yesterday. more smart tho

    • @ravioli9594
      @ravioli9594 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      did i do good ?

    • @xxusagimodokixx7430
      @xxusagimodokixx7430 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      oh crap the humans are onto us.. 👽

    • @gracehod08
      @gracehod08 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LeavingWarren Gosh dangit, they found out about us

  • @231mac
    @231mac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Oops, this didn't age too well considering all the complaints her production dept has been lodging against her, lol.

    • @burgerpatty
      @burgerpatty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DJ Krajex lol same

    • @hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195
      @hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well she's a capitalist profiting from the system, what else can we expect

    • @williamchadwick7948
      @williamchadwick7948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195 Yeah, enlightened anti-capitalists like Stalin, Fidel, etc., have historically treated people much better. I understand like in the Gulag was like a stay in Sandals.

    • @boopdeboop4342
      @boopdeboop4342 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aged like milk

  • @arb1384
    @arb1384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    well this did not age well, who is here after she was accused of toxic work conditions In her show ????

    • @whatdisd
      @whatdisd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hey bud. I came here for these comments

    • @Tackerix
      @Tackerix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My thoughts exactly

    • @gistfilm
      @gistfilm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I wish he would analyze realistic social situations. Life isn't a talkshow.

    • @disownedpear
      @disownedpear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think it's a decent testament to the video's content. She's evil but people liked her so long because she employed these techniques

    • @willbrench924
      @willbrench924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Buddy. This video wasn't made to show how good of a person Ellen is. The video was made to use tactics that Ellen uses to seem more charismatic in front of her guests.

  • @setphaserstostun4626
    @setphaserstostun4626 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1997

    Continuous self deprecation encourages others to attack us as well.

    • @zaxlorax7605
      @zaxlorax7605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Yup that's right. Mostly all the jokes I do are self deprecating and I apparently don't give out good vibes to people. I plan on changing that...

    • @ProgramasespiasNet
      @ProgramasespiasNet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its true

    • @hithere5133
      @hithere5133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Yes. You don't want to over do it. But the odd piece of self-deprecation here and there can be socially useful. In a position of power it can be useful to get people to like you, but you don't want to overdo it, otherwise they will end up not respecting you.

    • @winnieelegante6901
      @winnieelegante6901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@zaxlorax7605 there is a line, albeit a thin one, between being selfdeprecating and taking the role of the victim
      And nobody likes someone who victimizes (did i write that right?) all the time

    • @JimPaul0627
      @JimPaul0627 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agree. For a man, don't do self deprecating humor unless you are established as high value, like a celebrity. For a woman, I don't know. Maybe it would work.

  • @ClaireLytton
    @ClaireLytton 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1404

    The worst thing about people that rely on jokes at other people's expense is when the situation is turned around on them they get sore-arsed and belligerent.

    • @LordEruvala
      @LordEruvala 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      fuck you thats not true about us at all

    • @peterjack81
      @peterjack81 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yeh you gotta practice what you preach at the very least.

    • @FinStroke
      @FinStroke 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed

    • @oleandra3759
      @oleandra3759 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's very true

    • @shruthibaskar1647
      @shruthibaskar1647 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      exactly!

  • @josh1088
    @josh1088 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2742

    Just bumped into a mannequin and said "sorry". Then said "Oh I thought you were a person". Then realised I was still talking to a mannequin

    • @tatiapetrova3761
      @tatiapetrova3761 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Josh Maul 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nickh8996
      @nickh8996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      How many times have you stolen that joke

    • @videoquoter7625
      @videoquoter7625 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I had to read this joke three times before I got it.

    • @angrywombat2379
      @angrywombat2379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Josh Maul Copied

    • @Kara-kq5sb
      @Kara-kq5sb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Stop copying people's jokes.

  • @DrJonTam
    @DrJonTam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    2:12 Joke #1: Self-deprecating
    4:15 Joke #2: Poking fun
    5:28 Joke #3: Ego boosters
    8:49 Tip #1: Find a simple ritual
    8:55 Tip #2: Move your body
    9:13 Tip #3: Find a way to bring actual games into your interactions

  • @Daxter609
    @Daxter609 8 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Self deprecating jokes can actually harm you socially if you do them too much or with the wrong people.

    • @mistercrumpet7312
      @mistercrumpet7312 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      agreed, some types of people will see it as a weakness and capitalise on it, honestly the only way back out of that situation is to roast the shit out of the people who would capitalise on it imo.

    • @vintagedaydream262
      @vintagedaydream262 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SinPunisher true

    • @Sandstimes
      @Sandstimes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SinPunisher well that would explain a lot lmao

    • @ewstap9040
      @ewstap9040 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SinPunisher yep

    • @fangameempire
      @fangameempire 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +mister crumpet Thanks, Needed that. Use self-deprecating jokes all the time. Usually about my weight...
      Followed by some innuendo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @theoriginalThud
    @theoriginalThud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    I think Ellen is great but I would be careful with using self deprecating humor. It can lead to an increase in low self esteem and potentially make some people look down on you. I do think the world needs more silliness though.

    • @nunyabiznez6381
      @nunyabiznez6381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You have to be strong enough to withstand that. I'm a restaurant manager and I use it to put employees at ease. But you are right it an backfire. I used it once and a coworker told me I need to stop putting myself down. She didn't get that it was humor or why I use it. People in authority can usually get away with it successfully. A homeless person or jail inmate probably should not try it.

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wait... an increase in low self esteem? Surely there could be a better way to say that.

    • @ChrissyTG
      @ChrissyTG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@senza4591 😹😹good point

    • @jeaniemashup1016
      @jeaniemashup1016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No it doesn't. Its normally people with high self esteem or people who are comfortable with themselves that are able to pull that off

    • @amycampos-monat
      @amycampos-monat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeaniemashup1016 I agree

  • @nelade4361
    @nelade4361 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1344

    OMG ELLEN MADE SIMON LAUGH!!!😂😂Hallelujah

    • @ahkando
      @ahkando 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She made him laugh so many times

    • @DevilRex
      @DevilRex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Now : Ellen gets the golden buzzer!

    • @taetaemungshang441
      @taetaemungshang441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nela De ......Hahahahhahhahah that's right .

    • @GrowThruIt
      @GrowThruIt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was like wow he actually laughs 👀😱😳

    • @Noahmurphy518
      @Noahmurphy518 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sem 😂

  • @jjpyae
    @jjpyae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    Can you do an analysis on Michael Scott from the office?

  • @Kleinernervenkeks
    @Kleinernervenkeks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    everytime i watch one of your videos im just fascinated by the fact that at the end you make an extremly smooth transition to your products.

    • @johnjohntv1195
      @johnjohntv1195 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @adonis1168
      @adonis1168 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he actually mentions that trick in one of his videos so suppose it works

    • @prbt22
      @prbt22 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's called marketing strategy. try to spend 1 hour of the time you waste on youtube to attend a marketing class.

    • @Kleinernervenkeks
      @Kleinernervenkeks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      pete, i really dont want to dissapoint you , i know thats a simple marketing strategy. He is promoting his products with his yt videos. But i just find the way he always makes these smooth transisitions extremly creativ and commented on that. But thanks for trying to give me some advice.

    • @sylvancown6122
      @sylvancown6122 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, that was so obvious. But Ellen is the bomb.

  • @Antank8
    @Antank8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Jokes to make in order
    1. Silly,
    2. Ego boosters
    3. Poking fun
    4. Self deprecating
    5. Someone else is the But of the joke

    • @edensylvester13
      @edensylvester13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't think you were listening lol #5 is what you shouldn't do

    • @lemmygettsum5338
      @lemmygettsum5338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@edensylvester13That's why its last you freaking wonderful person you😋

    • @kaytamurray
      @kaytamurray 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eden Gallagher no he said to do it sparingly and carefully but they can be ok lol

  • @magpiewhisperer9055
    @magpiewhisperer9055 8 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    I think this channel has helped me a lot actually

  • @dankism9305
    @dankism9305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    I thought I could attract metal by this video. Clickbaited.

  • @Vegetsu101
    @Vegetsu101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1705

    Woah, I saw this video in my recommended videos tab and the text in the thumbnail caught my attention.
    "Being instantly magnetic"?
    I just wanted to let you know that I am the most magnetic guy that ever lived. The repulsive force between girls and me is phenomenal!

  • @eduardopereira6698
    @eduardopereira6698 7 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    This is more complicated than Quantum Physics

    • @wj8003
      @wj8003 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eduardo Pereira feelings and emotions are not technically a science

    • @daniellehunter922
      @daniellehunter922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Psychology is a philosophy of mindsets no 2 people think exactly alike due to their dominant hand way they were raised/how they grew up the way that their brain processes information and how they react to their surroundings.

    • @daniellehunter922
      @daniellehunter922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wjimenez923 Actually when people do studies on other peoples emotions it is a science

    • @pandorasmind4735
      @pandorasmind4735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this is WAYYY to fucking true... i studied Quantum Physics and i do agree
      this is because this is Psychology, it is supposed to be hard cause all the different variable of outcomes that depend on many different variables in that human's life.

    • @muebelhack
      @muebelhack 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, not really. In Science, you learn by sitting in a classroom and take tests to determine your grasp of the subject. So I have to ask, how many people "major" in being funny. That is, sit in a classroom, learn the mechanics behind being funny, and then take tests to determine your grasp of the subject? I don't think there's a community college anywhere that offers a course like that!

  • @lostboynotfound
    @lostboynotfound 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    Couldn't understand instructions, made entire black community angry with racist joke.
    Help...

    • @theinternet1424
      @theinternet1424 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Start hanging out with racists, they may like your jokes. Hope that helped.

    • @BrognorLightbringer
      @BrognorLightbringer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No, they wouldn't because it would be a joke. And they wouldn't like it if people were joking with their bullshit.

    • @shenruivah
      @shenruivah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bullard actually. that's something written would say

    • @mohassi3005
      @mohassi3005 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      since you look/sound like a mexican let me tell you my experience with them :)
      Never gonn play Uno with mexicans cuz y'all steal all the green cards

    • @lostboynotfound
      @lostboynotfound 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mo Hassi I'm Triggered.

  • @cipz1
    @cipz1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Think of Ellen deGeneres
    1. Make self deprecating jokes (about 1self)
    2. Make ego boosting jokes about others
    3. Find a simple funny ritual
    4. Move ur body, dance
    5. Bring games into interactions

  • @amirgraham5695
    @amirgraham5695 7 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    i feel like a loser watching this

    • @Aedrion-
      @Aedrion- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's because the tone of the video comes across as 'Let me tell you how to be less unlikable.'
      I got the same vibe from it. :-/

    • @stevie-leighnicholson1861
      @stevie-leighnicholson1861 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Top dirty jokes

    • @shayb.9585
      @shayb.9585 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same.

    • @joshdepaola4002
      @joshdepaola4002 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amir Graham we are

    • @JTassassins
      @JTassassins 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @happyglimore3367
    @happyglimore3367 8 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    i like to poke fun ....with a hot 1000 degree glowing kitchen knife

    • @bigdawg3207
      @bigdawg3207 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Toby Zero lmaooooooo

    • @mossbawl
      @mossbawl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mary Goldwel So you're saying bronies aren't cringe, but they play with it? I'll take it.

    • @AdolfHitlerMemeLord
      @AdolfHitlerMemeLord 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm hoping you're just a child as you have a my little pony avatar, i'd be surprised though if a child was studying human psychology. If not then I recommend you change your avatar to something nicer, take a lesson from mine.

    • @ewstap9040
      @ewstap9040 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Toby Zero 😑😑😑

    • @TimTam3
      @TimTam3 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Happy Glimore yessssss... CUT ME DEEP

  • @oioikevin8369
    @oioikevin8369 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1109

    well...what I have learnt from this is I'm a complete dick 😂

    • @trollzoz5303
      @trollzoz5303 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      at least you think you're funny 😅😂

    • @DonVFilmoraTutorials
      @DonVFilmoraTutorials 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @cimmik
      @cimmik 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That comment is a very not-dicky joke.

    • @veganminimalistpastor
      @veganminimalistpastor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It looks like someone paid attention to the video ;)

    • @izzydrane1218
      @izzydrane1218 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's why you ain't got no friends

  • @k01dsv
    @k01dsv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I needed this... All my dead baby jokes aren't making me any friends :(

    • @CroatanWolf44
      @CroatanWolf44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Am I the only person who died laughing at this?............awkward

    • @georgeee265
      @georgeee265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CroatanWolf44 ye u creep😑🇺🇲

    • @christianleitel7906
      @christianleitel7906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey, tell me a joke.

    • @michaelrandall4862
      @michaelrandall4862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No one appreciates a pediatrician with a sense of humor anymore. Too bad your'e not a mortician.

  • @samtraji1
    @samtraji1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1083

    non offensive jokes offend me.

    • @Strangemodi
      @Strangemodi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      so then the joke is offensive because it offends you but then in that case it stops offending you because it isn't offending anyone but then it offends you ... sir, you have created a paradox

    • @mollyrock.z
      @mollyrock.z 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Muhammad Muhdhar vat da fuck does that mean

    • @brianmchaney7473
      @brianmchaney7473 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, that's what prejudice is for. Once a joke is offensive, prejudice kicks in and keeps it that way no matter what. Paradox solved! :)
      ...kinda.

    • @samtraji1
      @samtraji1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it actually starts offending me when nobody is offended. you got something wrong there. when a non offensive joke is told i am just the only one offended. thats how it is. and when most, or better, all people are offended its when i get my satisfaction. i nourish my soul from butthurt offended people.

    • @brianmchaney7473
      @brianmchaney7473 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ohhh, so it's more about the general reaction than the joke itself... the joke is a doorway to what you really want, and you can therefore label each joke as a good door or a bad door... Interesting.

  • @natsuki4021
    @natsuki4021 7 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Self deprecating humor? HEYY IM GONNA GET SO MANY LAUGHS

    • @Keerthivasen12
      @Keerthivasen12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @p.atrick.
      @p.atrick. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OOF 100

    • @Brandon-me2qr
      @Brandon-me2qr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don’t know why but most of the time I hear a self deprecating joke I usually cringe because there done so badly

    • @maddiemcnugget1076
      @maddiemcnugget1076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You forgot the part where it has to be funny tho

    • @michaelrandall4862
      @michaelrandall4862 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Open with that.! ^

  • @Jarl_69
    @Jarl_69 8 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    So basically become the class clown so everyone will like you and think you're harmless...

    • @klingefjord
      @klingefjord 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Fitting profile picture

    • @onee
      @onee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You don't have to fuck everybody. Or did you mean something else.

    • @jesusistruth6160
      @jesusistruth6160 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have done it.It is not working with everyone. Some guys started to laugh at me, and I felt depressed

    • @shoeberrypie
      @shoeberrypie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Depression is high quality fuel for the proper comic. You can't laugh at yourself if you haven't fully grasped that you're a little shit frying so well in the sun that you'll start a fire that seals your reputation of dangerously dry humor. :)

    • @alanstar7566
      @alanstar7566 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes and no, i used to know a guy who had a high position in an oil company, this guys was very powerful, yet he was always making jokes like ellens' and acting like a friend, he was very respected and likable
      So u have to first get rid of insecurity, and do the jokes from a position of power or at least equality with the other person. Keep a balance as when and where to crack the jokes so u keep being taken seriously, and don't insult anyone with ur jokes

  • @stacie7766
    @stacie7766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Joseph Gordon Levitt...
    LMFAO!!!!😂😂😂
    Even the peacocks in my neighborhood are laughing right now.
    LITERALLY!!!!

  • @MindinViolet
    @MindinViolet 8 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Really great video. You don't need to hurt someone to be funny.

  • @justjason8295
    @justjason8295 7 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    I tossed a mint after walking into class, the mint went too high and hit one of the ceiling fans, bounced off and hit a ruler which had flown into my teacher's general "sausage" area. Then I said: wow teacher, you sure had the "balls" to take that and the class burst out laughing.
    I can't tell what type of joke this is but I certainly did not feel good after detention.

    • @MJafro
      @MJafro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hhahahahah is that a true story xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

    • @chandrasimha5223
      @chandrasimha5223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      JustJason poor fellow.but u made everyone laugh before getting out of the class..

    • @davidhornbeck1470
      @davidhornbeck1470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sometimes you gotta take the chance

    • @Annadog40
      @Annadog40 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It is the one that has a loser based on that reaction.

    • @sidb9540
      @sidb9540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lucky this was not an Asian school!

  • @clipdrift
    @clipdrift 8 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    how about a video on overcoming the fear of beaing judged or on how to get over the fact then i embaressed myself

    • @eugen9611
      @eugen9611 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      try to relate more to other people, it's true that everybody is different, but that has a limit, we're all humans so in A LOT of things we're all the same. Would you judge yourself for what you think others might judge you? That's how i got better at it.

    • @KeaJei
      @KeaJei 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think he already had one about that. the video about shyness

    • @lanemusic9166
      @lanemusic9166 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stephen Colbert would be the perfect subject for a video about overcoming embarrassment.

    • @likesgymnastics5767
      @likesgymnastics5767 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have that fear too, I hesitate sometimes. Something that helped me is this question.
      How will the thing that happened affect my life in 1 year from now?
      The answer is always the same - whatever happened - It doesn't matter

    • @TheBigMclargehuge
      @TheBigMclargehuge 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The key is to never judge yourself or others. Neither good nor bad.

  • @tinyk1466
    @tinyk1466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Hello, I am a definitely human person who is looking for tips on interactions, as I find earth intriguing and must blend as a human, not that I need to, as I am very, very human. Charismatic elements are a human trait yes no? I, an authentic homo-sapien is in need of advice from my human comrades on this human-human platform.
    Scincerely,
    Unit X23dd2
    (My mission- I mean human- name is XDD, as humans do not have numeral figures or fidgets in the label their incubators select for them.)

    • @georgeee265
      @georgeee265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Be kind, say hello, and mind your frikkin business anytime anywhere🇺🇲🇺🇲Murica'

    • @layy1893
      @layy1893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You're my alien from area 51, why are you on yr?!

    • @thegreat0220
      @thegreat0220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plot twist: Ama B. is a human

    • @frankhalliday8071
      @frankhalliday8071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Greetings Unit X23dd2 , this is Unit Zalpha563 reporting in. The key is to give them your gum.

    • @yellowsparklefish337
      @yellowsparklefish337 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is beautiful

  • @elijahbrown2052
    @elijahbrown2052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    7 minutes into the video and I realize that I'm smiling for absolutely no reason. Ellen is really good at making people like her.

    • @Ramya-ej1sg
      @Ramya-ej1sg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Elijah Brown lmaooo me too at the same point in time

    • @supersarah5673
      @supersarah5673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ramya-ej1sg I'm still smiling now, crazy

    • @JaneStoller
      @JaneStoller 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes, your right. She is really good funny and kind.

    • @YouuGoGlennCoco
      @YouuGoGlennCoco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Elijah…. I gotta catch you up on some things.

  • @rangefinder5183
    @rangefinder5183 7 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    I think he has a crush on ellen.

    • @astrowiz3544
      @astrowiz3544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      She doesnt have a crush on him though lol

    • @eriksoon7899
      @eriksoon7899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ellen is a Lesbian....

    • @wrockage
      @wrockage 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i know i do.

    • @freckledandred
      @freckledandred 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck I think I have a crush on Ellen

    • @X44J7
      @X44J7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don’t get why people like Ellen and Malala. She is not at all funny, fake and looks like a witch. 😑 👎🏼

  • @knockknockpenny347
    @knockknockpenny347 8 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    I'm watching this because my jokes always end up making someone cry 🙂🙃

    • @patb3457
      @patb3457 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      and by saying that you made me laugh (and proved the self-depreciating point)

    • @buttcheeksguy
      @buttcheeksguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      same, they always make somebody cry, and that somebody's me

    • @tanialina7994
      @tanialina7994 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ayanna De la Rosa Oh crybaby😂😂

    • @wonderspace90
      @wonderspace90 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well this comment made me laugh. 5 points!!

    • @jaedynt3229
      @jaedynt3229 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol of happiness

  • @Wiintb
    @Wiintb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How to be likeable as the title and Ellen as the thumbnail is like Jack Daniels whiskey being the sponsor for AA!
    Love the sense of humour and the cheeky attack on Allen! Great job.

  • @OmkarDeo9
    @OmkarDeo9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    excellent job ! i am just addicted. Can you please do a video on Simon Bakers charisma! that would be great to see.

  • @ForrestMystic
    @ForrestMystic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As somebody who was homeschooled and had little socialization as a child, I want to thank you for these videos which I think will be helpful in making my interactions with others IRL more natural. This is a great service you are doing, and one that a lot of people don't think a lot about.

  • @lisanguyen9108
    @lisanguyen9108 7 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Step 1: be Ellen

  • @sweetapplepie8364
    @sweetapplepie8364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    you know what, I’m always gonna have a pack of gum on me incase everything goes south
    but in all serious, this man is teaching me so much xx

  • @corylusbluefox9482
    @corylusbluefox9482 8 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Alternative title: Why Ellen is the best.
    Not mad. Just saying.

    • @laundrydetergent8163
      @laundrydetergent8163 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Corylus Bluefox absolutely correct!

    • @sabazahid4735
      @sabazahid4735 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Recipes.Math.Fun.Challenges hh

    • @Arena-ge2eh
      @Arena-ge2eh 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Truth really? That's soo stupid that you think that she just wears more masculine clothes, that doesn't mean she wants to be a man.

    • @Arena-ge2eh
      @Arena-ge2eh 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Truth being a lesbian doesn't mean you want to be a man get a dictionary there's a difference

    • @Arena-ge2eh
      @Arena-ge2eh 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      And there's nothing wrong with being a lesbian.

  • @mykeprior3436
    @mykeprior3436 7 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    have white teeth, be tall and have a nice jaw line certainly help.

    • @nolsjawline
      @nolsjawline 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tru dat

    • @guiseppeperceval4930
      @guiseppeperceval4930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hahah, brilliant.
      A good hairline helps too.

    • @luke304
      @luke304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ellen isn’t tall at all

    • @sebacool8
      @sebacool8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not whining about shit that doesn't matter on the internet also helps

    • @Relco12
      @Relco12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      good body posture definitely helps

  • @bigboylasagna2150
    @bigboylasagna2150 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    So I can say to my friends "I had shoes from 88" and il make them laugh like crazy?

    • @mynamefrank6567
      @mynamefrank6567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      they'll probably ask me if I'm ok

    • @apekshatiwari208
      @apekshatiwari208 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ordan hahaha...that was a good one

    • @Oliver-bn7jt
      @Oliver-bn7jt 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ordan depends on the type of your friends

    • @GagasAlGhazali
      @GagasAlGhazali 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      go to school

    • @alexis41547
      @alexis41547 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vape Nation a

  • @WaterspoutsOfTheDeep
    @WaterspoutsOfTheDeep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Ellen is known to be one of the meanest people in show business though....

  • @abysmalfarce6567
    @abysmalfarce6567 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This is such a great analysis and well done video. Subscribed.

    • @Charismaoncommand
      @Charismaoncommand  8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome to the channel, you cute bunny you!

    • @thierryaugustin509
      @thierryaugustin509 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i think when you being silly too much people take advantage of you . don´t you think ?

    • @arlitagariana5772
      @arlitagariana5772 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      thierry augustin it's not that you act silly all the time.

    • @jralmeral7504
      @jralmeral7504 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are so analytical.

  • @satadhi
    @satadhi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    wow that was really good analysis i like you man !!

  • @SeeBillyRun
    @SeeBillyRun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    IMO, Conan O'Brien is a much better example for using self-depreciating humour.

    • @sebastianocampo8685
      @sebastianocampo8685 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Team schlansky

    • @SeeBillyRun
      @SeeBillyRun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha

    • @MrTakemura13
      @MrTakemura13 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      very inportant.

    • @SeeBillyRun
      @SeeBillyRun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jo Jo there's a difference between self-depreciation & making jokes about others (Leno, Fallon, & all other nighttime talk show hosts do this in their monologues). I believe you may be confused regarding the definition of self-depreciating? It is "the act of reprimanding oneself by belittling, undervaluing, or disparaging oneself, or being excessively modest. It can be used in humor and tension release." Those who have watched Conan O'Brien know he constantly made, & to this day, makes fun of himself. He's the best at it & the funniest.

    • @SeeBillyRun
      @SeeBillyRun 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jo Jo What happened between Leno & O'Brien, being "mean", & any other sidebar you bring up is irrelevant to my original comment regarding self-depreciation. I stated my opinion: O'Brien is funnier than Degeneres at self-deprecation. Once again, to self-depreciate is to make fun of oneself. It has nothing to do with making fun of others. I don't know why you keep reverting to your "he's mean"; so that negates his ability to make fun of himself argument; the two styles are not mutually exclusive. Lastly, it has nothing to do with my original comment. I never wrote that O'Brien is the nicest host; so that's why I provided you with the definition to the specific term of self-depreciation. I did not explain comedy to you. Have a great day :)

  • @moonchild9797
    @moonchild9797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I have a really likable personality.
    Someone you'd like to kick out, I mean

    • @Brandon-me2qr
      @Brandon-me2qr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mιss Crαzy ya your comment is correct as I already hate you unironically

    • @jonatanpetersson3097
      @jonatanpetersson3097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The worst thing about self-deprecated homour is when you joke about everyone hating you and everyone agrees with the joke...

    • @vishalgiraddi5357
      @vishalgiraddi5357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wut ??

  • @PleaseGetLowderNow
    @PleaseGetLowderNow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Turn up the volume if you can. Keep up the great value!

  • @Clutterbug
    @Clutterbug 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love your videos and I'm totally addicted!

  • @milicajovanovic370
    @milicajovanovic370 8 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    i am a very sarcastic person. im not mean i m just sarcastic...but people never understand that im joking. for example if i said i am like malala, people would tel me that i am not not knowing that i am joking...anyone relates?

    • @96Kishi
      @96Kishi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They probably don't understand you, because of your bad grammar. I can't say I can relate to that.

    • @milicajovanovic370
      @milicajovanovic370 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FilthyOtaku sorry i m serbian

    • @96Kishi
      @96Kishi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was a joke. Sorry if I offended you. :)

    • @milicajovanovic370
      @milicajovanovic370 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      FilthyOtaku it s ok ahahahaha now i dont get a joke

    • @raoul5714
      @raoul5714 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shots haha

  • @nou7672
    @nou7672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    2016 ellen - 3 jokes that make people instantly like you
    2020 ellen - 3 types of jokes that people dislike you

  • @anewloveofficial9137
    @anewloveofficial9137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I felt a bit uncomfortable when I met someone on a date, that was kinda awkward because we're just communicating through text and chat, it's different when he's in front of you but in order to make the situation light I crack a joke and both of us are laughing and that was the beginning of our closeness.

  • @KonradofKrakow
    @KonradofKrakow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Great video! THANKS!

  • @henryviii267
    @henryviii267 8 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    so dead baby jokes are a no go right

    • @zayn7601
      @zayn7601 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Totally Trolltalitarian Tankie Memes I find them perfect

    • @gracehod08
      @gracehod08 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Totally Trolltalitarian Tankie Memes Well unless you have a dark sense of humor like me, they aren't good

    • @alexgarza2165
      @alexgarza2165 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Totally Trolltalitarian Tankie Memes I hate babies. I constantly think about harming and killing them.

    • @ferhat4425
      @ferhat4425 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alex Garza Bad day?

    • @alexgarza2165
      @alexgarza2165 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Radhika Bhagwat I don't love anyone

  • @wrockage
    @wrockage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    i love that this video encouraged a lot of hilarious comments.

  • @0RockaRolla0
    @0RockaRolla0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I dunno man, where I'm from everyone roasts each other all day, it's a good time

    • @evanbarker2860
      @evanbarker2860 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But that's all in good fun, what he was talking about is kinda similar to bullying. When one person is being alienated.

    • @keepiticy
      @keepiticy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      u don't roast somebody you first met, especially a girl or somebody new to a group.

    • @Yatsura2
      @Yatsura2 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you know if he doesnt? I mean, look at his profile picture... XD

    • @keepiticy
      @keepiticy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yatsura2 me? im saying it as he shouldn't do it

  • @anastasiamariediaries
    @anastasiamariediaries 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This is so, so interesting!

    • @muntahirsiddique2741
      @muntahirsiddique2741 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your verified, you must be popular!

    • @saulmoses8698
      @saulmoses8698 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wtf how does someone with 200k subs have 4 likes?!

    • @anastasiamariediaries
      @anastasiamariediaries 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Saul Moses It's just a comment on someone else's video. People don't like things I post just because of the amount of subscribers I have.

    • @anastasiamariediaries
      @anastasiamariediaries 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maleeq Triwealth I wouldn't say that

    • @adubber97
      @adubber97 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The comments on this is comment are ridiculous.

  • @anima94
    @anima94 8 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    you can make fake jokes and pretent to be a fake you so people like that fake persona, or you can be real and have less people like you but those people are genuine and like the genuine you

    • @anima94
      @anima94 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      chooseaname30
      agreeing with you on all these things except the "becoming more likeable" and "improving your humor" parts

    • @wonsuksong592
      @wonsuksong592 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, if your genuine you is unlikable then if you're being genuine, no one is going to like you. If your genuine you cares enough to make "fake" jokes continuously and is "fake" lovable all the time, people are going to like you. And guess what? If you're making a habit out of being a likable person, you are a likable person.

    • @RicardoMoralesMassin
      @RicardoMoralesMassin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ooooh such a special unique guy. Congrats to you for not beign a "fake" "joker" you`re not like the rest of ´em no siree. Because God forbid you actually would be interested in making other people laugh and have a good time with them. No one is like that! Certainly not you. You`re better. You read Nietszche and Camus.
      If your knee jerk reaction (emphasys on jerk) is to alienate others, it would actually be better for everyone that you would not be yourself. Everyone except for your entitlement that is.

    • @PhilJonesIII
      @PhilJonesIII 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No, not at all. When as a morose and grumpy adolescent someone told me : 'Its OK to be miserable and negative because its easy to be morose and miserable. Just remember no one is going to like, even less love you for it. YOU control YOU. These are YOUR moods that YOU chose to adopt. Stop being a victim of your age/hormones. There is a cheerful you in there and that's the one we love, can we have him back please?'
      Being cheerful and happy when you dont actually feel happy is absolutely NOT being hypocritical or lying. Its driving yourself to where you want to be. If you are in a negative mood and are letting everyone know then you have chosen to be a victim and decided to punish everyone else for your own laziness.

    • @valdusoswald7130
      @valdusoswald7130 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly! Waste time & energy being fake or have fun being real with genuine people

  • @soaringvlogs
    @soaringvlogs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My Girlfriend Slapped me and shouted, “What’s Wrong with you!” -great video😂😂😂

  • @humanmcperson272
    @humanmcperson272 7 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    amy shumer needs this help

    • @TheHergeea
      @TheHergeea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Amy is harsh and vulgar, not understated, but she definitely self-deprecates with her looks, drinking, promiscuity, etc. Both must be present!

    • @sinceunati
      @sinceunati 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      God I think she sucks. Respect for her success, but I just don't dig her.

    • @Shinkajo
      @Shinkajo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Amy Schumer's problem is not that she is offensive, it's that she isn't funny.
      Compare her to Ricky Gervais or something

    • @Spncrgmn1
      @Spncrgmn1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      On a video about the importance of not making jokes that target people, you make a joke that targets people.

    • @cruzitomedina1986
      @cruzitomedina1986 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shinkajo uuiiiiii

  • @rumples584
    @rumples584 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    nice job with the editing and graphics dude

  • @prosecutorgodot519
    @prosecutorgodot519 8 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    She's the perfect example of normie comedy. Works well in social interactions for sure, but it's bland as vanilla for me.

    • @Panixomfg
      @Panixomfg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      There's a time and a place for dank memes. Her comedy is good enough.

    • @FallinSheep
      @FallinSheep 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Good luck making holocaust jokes on a first date or insulting the boss in a job interview. I think the point of this is that it's safe humour for when you need to make a good impression - if you're on the same page as someone and aren't worried about offending them then make any joke you like.

    • @likesgymnastics5767
      @likesgymnastics5767 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fucking normies. The ellen show - that is normie as fuck. The 3 types of jokes mentioned in this video - I think this isn't normie comedy. Everybody I know loves joking on other people's expense. Nobody around here jokes like Ellen, in a self deprecating way. Indeed, people are giving their best efforts to offend somebody and this isn't America where people get easily offended. Its real fun.
      t. slav

    • @rateater1857
      @rateater1857 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      thats quite the point, though. these are safe, gentle jokes that won't upset anyone.

    • @ToPlantASeed1
      @ToPlantASeed1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vanilla is the opposite of bland tho.

  • @devonk298
    @devonk298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Your videos are always always bring insights far beyond what most of these self help gurus are bringing to the conversation. You're always fresh and innovative. Very impressed.

  • @UnicornSwagW
    @UnicornSwagW 7 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Anyone else find the “text” at the top of the thumbnail

    • @Vibeo_
      @Vibeo_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WHY DO I KEEP SEEING YOU AND UR STILL USING MY SKINNNN

    • @adrian-yp1vt
      @adrian-yp1vt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SimperingLeader TOUCHA MY SPAGET

    • @markmilorov5087
      @markmilorov5087 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SimperingLeader does it say "text"

    • @ilovebtsmorethananything32
      @ilovebtsmorethananything32 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *W h O t O u C h A m Y s P a G e T*

    • @patrick3938
      @patrick3938 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SimperingLeader yes

  • @LightningDragonGamer
    @LightningDragonGamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    My humor is that self deprecating humor but i also use insults as jokes though mainly with close friends so they know I'm joking and even then its usually making fun of my own personality traits because I can get very jealous over certain things. For example If a friend got something I wanted i'd say i hate you but in a different way.

    • @lilmissmonsterrr
      @lilmissmonsterrr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Do they laugh? Because I wouldn't. Just a heads up.

    • @coffeeowl1546
      @coffeeowl1546 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish I got that heads up when I was younger and popular

    • @LightningDragonGamer
      @LightningDragonGamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My jokes werent harsh nor aimed at anything personal

    • @readyaimfirebreather2552
      @readyaimfirebreather2552 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      exactly same for me

    • @graciebabyy9770
      @graciebabyy9770 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      same my friend got the iphone 7 for no reason and i am not even allowed ANY iphone so when I was looking at it i said it's so pretty and she said thanks and i said i hate you so much and we laughed because it was a joke ahaha im hilarious. but not in the ellen way. in the way like i'm a trainwreck and you can't look away

  • @pravulovgoce5497
    @pravulovgoce5497 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just subscribed. First time in a while that i have seen to be such a smart,motivating and cool :)
    Gonna watch all of ur vids now :) Bravo...

  • @MixedMediaEnterprise
    @MixedMediaEnterprise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is hilarious to watch in retrospect.

    • @Meshuggapeth
      @Meshuggapeth 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This channel is a joke

  • @WannabeUltra
    @WannabeUltra 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Subscribed! You are amazing bro

  • @brendonmakesthosehighheels838
    @brendonmakesthosehighheels838 7 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    the title made me think i'd make people be like me. i feel really dumb now

  • @dreamchaser0524
    @dreamchaser0524 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    great video! can you make something like "how to know if he/she likes me" these kind of video please really need it

    • @joanamargarida12
      @joanamargarida12 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      YESS

    • @kattgirl1321
      @kattgirl1321 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sweetie, those kind of things are far too complex for a simple video to explain. Trust me, I know 😂 🔫

    • @joanamargarida12
      @joanamargarida12 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      KattGirl13 yes I agree but remember everything is too far complex 😉😉

  • @sign543
    @sign543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’ve been a fan of Ellen since before her shows, when she was doing standup. I’ve adored her style most of my adult life, and have done most of these things naturally, probably *because* of her influence that I wasn’t even aware of. I loved this video!

  • @Zeylus
    @Zeylus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Subscribed. Enjoy the content and you explain everything extremely well. Thanks.

  • @catinshoes4719
    @catinshoes4719 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey Charlie,
    Can you do charisma breakdown videos on Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Lemmy Kilmister, David Bowie, Prince, Axl Rose, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, John Lennon, Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson? Not necessarily in that order.
    And also Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, Steve McQueen, Hugh Laurie (especially Hugh Laurie as House), Lady Gaga, P!nk, Richard Branson, Edward Snowden and Ellen herself. I think each one of them has a lot to offer in that regard.
    And Charlie Sheen, who is still a pretty likeable and charismatic guy, regardless of his actions and reputation. He's always been a mystery to me.
    Thanks!
    (lol, I know it's kind of a long and rather weird list)

  • @ZavalaFX
    @ZavalaFX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Can you please do a video on how to be more witty

    • @normalguy7898
      @normalguy7898 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Marco, read more books. Stop smoking so much pot and drinking. You choose to be witty by being smart. The choice is yours Marco. I have empowered you, it's up to you to help yourself.

    • @AlexisMartinez-dh9bt
      @AlexisMartinez-dh9bt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You should probably as Polo for some advice.

    • @brother-mesho941
      @brother-mesho941 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fp

    • @brother-mesho941
      @brother-mesho941 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      What books do you recommend? I like history and stories of success.

    • @dismissing
      @dismissing 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're more than just a "Normal Guy"

  • @vilentman111
    @vilentman111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "Almost every host is funny" *J I M M Y K I M M E L*

    • @p.atrick.
      @p.atrick. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *_*SMACKS DESK_**

    • @slightlywarmribena8171
      @slightlywarmribena8171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @legionmaniac-9202
      @legionmaniac-9202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *J I M M Y F A L L O N*

    • @lj-wp3sf
      @lj-wp3sf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@legionmaniac-9202 Oof no likes

    • @steamline4597
      @steamline4597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@p.atrick. I've never seen Kimmel smacking desk, Fallon does it all the time during fake laughs

  • @reubenelijah1258
    @reubenelijah1258 8 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Who else is watching this because they are such a freaking idiot?
    That was an example of me being the but if the joke.

    • @gregmcgregginton574
      @gregmcgregginton574 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adam Kain good one! eheheheheheheheh

    • @ezpz4776
      @ezpz4776 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you're on the right way to become ellen lol

    • @Ignasimp
      @Ignasimp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Adam Kain but you attacked everyone else who was watching the video lol

    • @johnexample210
      @johnexample210 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adam Kain try not to use the word "freaking"

    • @lolamarviolet6323
      @lolamarviolet6323 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMNISLASHER1000 - *probably

  • @shutupandletmego8941
    @shutupandletmego8941 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this is very interesting :) subscribed.

    • @Charismaoncommand
      @Charismaoncommand  8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad to have you!

    • @imifa11
      @imifa11 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i did too ...also i was using those techniques way long ago never realized it ntil now

    • @marinapacurar4961
      @marinapacurar4961 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I subscribed too. Do you have a video about Ricky Gervais? I wonder, How would that go? Ooo, or Russel Brand

  • @luizhkgx
    @luizhkgx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    But she doesn't have a formula tho, that is not an act it comes from a great personality that is also funny, that is rare to find and really not worth faking, making jokes like that without having her consistent personality will make people question your honesty.

    • @likesgymnastics5767
      @likesgymnastics5767 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fake it until you make it. People watching this can learn how to become more likable. Really worth faking, as most shit posted on this channel.

    • @DomskiPlays
      @DomskiPlays 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is so hard to read without any "."...

    • @VideoMenu
      @VideoMenu 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I worked for a woman who was dragon lady one, then brilliant the other. Her establishment is wildly successful and renowned in the region for its industry. She had a department manager who emulated all her dragon examples but he lacked brilliance. He was merely a douche copying someone who did things naturally.

    • @kattgirl1321
      @kattgirl1321 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said nothing about copying her, all that was talked about was a few loose guidlines that the vast majority of people can follow.

  • @Dustyholes
    @Dustyholes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Well this didn’t age well

    • @Walperion_Music
      @Walperion_Music 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow, 4 "didn't age well" comments in a row!
      I thought there's something with my eyes lol.

  • @andread9807
    @andread9807 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I have done them all even before i realised i was "funny" and now i have a squad

    • @Sellipsis
      @Sellipsis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So... People that text you first? I long for the day people would text me first.

    • @Uroboro_Djinn
      @Uroboro_Djinn 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have to text first too sometimes before being texted at.

    • @Sellipsis
      @Sellipsis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My problem is I don't see myself as much of a texter. I don't normally hold conversations over messages unless it's specifically for the purposes of meeting up.
      Guess that's an issue. I just don't really know what I'm supposed to talk to people about.

    • @Uroboro_Djinn
      @Uroboro_Djinn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Vurtax Then you need to get a hobby or join a club and then talk to them about that. Talk about your day. Talk about your experiences. Talk about cheesy stuff occasionally too, don't shy away from showing them you're relatable.
      Also, show genuine interest in their lives.Ask them about their days and lives but don't be pushy. If they don't want to talk about something, then don't push the conversation. Crack a joke instead. Also, never show pity if they're telling you a problem. Compliment them instead. Tell them how strong they are for getting through shit. Nobody likes being looked down upon but everyone likes being praised because everyone puts genuine effort into getting by every day.
      You should also look at them in the eye when you talk. Nobody like talking to someone who's looking away from them. And you should never say "Sorry" in situations where you can say "Thanks" (e.g. :"Thanks for listening to me/being here with me." instead of "Sorry for talking for so long/dragging you here with me.") Everyone likes being appreciated but nobody likes being treated like some kind of charity when they're just trying to be friendly and getting to know you.
      What else, what else...
      Show them you're good at stuff but don't brag about being better than them. If they're interested in something you're good at, ask them to hang out and maybe teach them how it's done. If they do something genuinely impressive and interesting, start a conversation about them and get them to teach you. If you're at school or uni tell them to help you with class and do assignments together.
      What am I forgetting...
      Oh, complimenting people is nice but don't overdo it. Compliments should be rare and far in between days. Daily compliments are boring and feel fake. Eventually they'll feel hollow if you always make them and nobody will take you seriously or ask you for advice again.
      Be sure to give advice only when you know what you're talking about. Otherwise, offer support instead and tell them you're willing to help them find answers or just be there for them.
      I'm forgetting shit but, still, moving on...
      Find common ground and common interests but don't go overboard. Nobody likes to hang out with some half-assed copy of themselves. If you want to fit in, try being you instead of being like the person you want to hang out with. If the "you" isn't interesting enough, make it. If hanging out or trying to fit in with people feels way too forced, to the point where you're not even enjoying it anymore, look for new friends but don't forget people who talk to you. Remain friendly and maybe things will change once you show you're not some kind of lapdog, always there for them 24/7. People like to hang out with people who aren't obedient slaves.
      Oh, and you can refuse calls to go out too but never during the first 2 weeks of a friendship and never in quick succession. Be sure to be honest instead of making shitty excuses though. People will appreciate the relatable "I'm too tired/I'm hungover/I slept only 2 hours/I've been studying all day so I can't go out" over some asspull story that could never possibly happen.
      Oh, that's it.
      Hang out with people who you genuinely think would be fun to hang out with. Not everybody just for the sake of "being popular". I've been "popular" in middle and high school. It sucked. If my youtube name is any indication, I don't give a fuck what people think of me. I don't care about being popular and neither should you. 1 true friend is always better than 20 acquaintances.
      That's the jist of it. Knock yourself out, prom king.

    • @Sellipsis
      @Sellipsis 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ♞ Go Fuck Yourself ♞
      Just saved this all to a notepad file. Thanks, I'll be sure to try and put this into practice.
      Thing is I do have hobbies, probably too many of them at this point. Probably why it never feels like i get enough done because I can only make such little progress on any of them.

  • @speziello
    @speziello 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Humour and charisma have to be personal and spontaneous. if you try to break it down into rules and then try to apply those rules to a conversation it's just never gonna work or sound natural. You will come across formulaic, forced, studied, and people sense that. And, what's the big idea behind this? I an not laughing at you, I am laughing with you? Don't push it as you may offend someone? Not really groundbreaking I'd say...

    • @fhq547
      @fhq547 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed. Time to unsubscribe. This channel exists for the sake of itself now rather than anything to do with reality. The difference between a young much studied life as opposed to an older much lived life.

    • @ragincajun2100
      @ragincajun2100 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Think this is more of a video for general humor. I have different modes of humor around acquaintances and strangers vs that of friends. I don't pull out the more mature jokes around people at work. I think the video is good for a large public space as you don't know people's sense of humor. Not so much for hanging with a group of friends where you are more in tune with them.

    • @mrfuzzer1
      @mrfuzzer1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed, i often try to retell jokes i like to my friends, these are jokes mind you that just leaves me exhausted. But when i retell them, even if i provide proper context. They rarely work. Because its so specific to the consumer of that podcast for example.

    • @AtriasNaradan
      @AtriasNaradan 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's right about the jokes that have losers got a big potential of actually hurting the one being butt on for real. I always faked laugh when i'm happened to be on the receiving end of such jokes. Also, it's not rare i saw friendships silently crack because one putting others on the receiving end of their "loser" joke too often.
      The big point about being a good joker is to always remember that it doesn't take physical contact, nor ill intent, to hurt other people at all.

    • @indiciaobscure
      @indiciaobscure 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, a lot of humor takes confidence, and confidence comes with practice. My jokes always fell flat until I had the confidence to be brazen.

  • @nonastar5253
    @nonastar5253 7 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Haha...I need friends..

    • @starnoodlr2186
      @starnoodlr2186 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nonastar525. Saaaaaame im lonely asf

    • @gazepskotzs4
      @gazepskotzs4 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Being lonely is said to be quite common nowadays,
      anyway it indeed still sucks.

    • @SpecialistFeature
      @SpecialistFeature 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      quick tip, just say hi to a stranger and treat them like a friend. so far people seem either ignore me or have a nice conversation with me, which usually leads to them having a nice view on me

    • @emrewest8788
      @emrewest8788 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      laughed hard ... then ı thought why the hell ı was laughing ... AHAA TO OUR PAİN

    • @madisonkinder5678
      @madisonkinder5678 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nonastar525 yup

  • @annberg6007
    @annberg6007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ellen is a genious!)))Love her! Great video! The narrator is so animated and really easy to listen. Hopefully, some will learn to make jokes that make people have fun - not embarrassed. Stay cool!

  • @chandrasimha5223
    @chandrasimha5223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Ellen is really gifted with natural humour..

    • @HasufelyArod
      @HasufelyArod 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I respectfully disagree with only 55 percent of your statement.

  • @normalguy7898
    @normalguy7898 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I'm a gay black man and I will vote for Trump. How's that for a joke!

    • @omargatti4779
      @omargatti4779 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a very good joke, Normal Guy, because the butt of it is #CoughingHillary.

    • @netwtguy
      @netwtguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      stupidity is not a joke

    • @lupusk9productions
      @lupusk9productions 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ding dong, normal guy in the house! Hey what are you other normal guys up to???

    • @Legionaer666
      @Legionaer666 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Add Mexican and muslim to make it complete.

    • @samuelismyname8157
      @samuelismyname8157 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Gratowl That is what an offensive joke sounds like...

  • @anoukgrace
    @anoukgrace 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    love her humor😂

  • @rodrigodealencar323
    @rodrigodealencar323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:10 that laugh when realizing the pun, ha!

  • @mayorofsimpleton5674
    @mayorofsimpleton5674 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am so glad I found this channel, I'm stunned that no one seems to have thought of this amazing content before. Thanks so much, this will help my social skills a lot!:) Have a nice day everybody.:D

  • @alcappacino
    @alcappacino 8 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I made a self-deprecating joke about 9/11. Did not go well.

    • @mohassi3005
      @mohassi3005 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's a bird! It's a plane! Its... oh shit it is a plane!

    • @musardus
      @musardus 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      good for you fella

    • @kayak1995
      @kayak1995 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mo Hassi whatever it is, its going straight for the WTC

    • @anthonymoore4307
      @anthonymoore4307 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sanjeev KCK wow due 9/11 jokes are PLANE terrible

    • @musardus
      @musardus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should learn to make jokes. Any joke should start with "a guy walks into a bar....."

  • @adjaecentradio8302
    @adjaecentradio8302 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Um Rihanna is lit but girl wtf was you doing at 2:12 😂

    • @scorpion9063
      @scorpion9063 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Little T is more lit 🔥🔥 than Rihanna

  • @savagedrake9432
    @savagedrake9432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you so much for this content man, you really explain things well especially when showing how you can apply it yourself.

  • @apokalyhpse
    @apokalyhpse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Make a video about Johnny Depp and the complexity of having your own style

  • @spiritdice
    @spiritdice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I joke constantly. Maybe too much. My brother is always a standing joke. I think life should be all about the good laugh, no matter what.

  • @DumbTuberchannel
    @DumbTuberchannel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I am gonna stop joking from now on...
    oh boy. too much rules to follow
    phew!

    • @thebantaman6930
      @thebantaman6930 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like using proper grammar? lol

    • @DumbTuberchannel
      @DumbTuberchannel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂no it's just toooo much to keep in mind

    • @Jatakfilur
      @Jatakfilur 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheBanta Man zlll

  • @jeffmiller8257
    @jeffmiller8257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ellen Previously :very funny lovely
    Ellen now : Hated rude not lovely 😂