@Emotional Damage “making fun of bots” huh… well all these “making fun of bots” comments are actually just as bad as bots. in fact, REAL bots have started copy and pasting these everywhere too, further adding to their trickery. i see people really seem to like these “making fun of bots” comments, but they are certainly not better than regular bots.
@@മദ്യപാനം that comment was actually meant for the general public to read. i just clicked on their specific comment to reply with the @ for clarity’s sake
@@aydenator27 wait, so people actually like the (making fun of bots) bots, I always thought the "joke" was ruined because of the clarification at the end
it really is, i'm in the vtuber community and EVERY injoke comes from 4chan its ridiculous. sometimes i look at the board just to know what's gonna happen next on twitter
I disagree on a technical level. I feel like 2chan would be better for the name, as it fits the idea of a proto organism link to the existence of everything better. Hell 2chan is the only reason 4chan exist, and something awful as well
friendly reminder that there is an archive of old flash games. It's called bluemaxima's flashpoint EDIT: I made this comment in reply to a (now deleted) comment about flash games, I didn't say it at random
Honestly 4chan is just a place where intelligent people go to act really stupid, and twitter is a place where stupid people go to act intelligent. Or vice versa, depends greatly.
8:48 Mine was and still is specifically “98.7, Jack FM, playing what we want” and their whole shtick was that they never took song requests and consistently made fun of listeners who asked for specific songs
i think it's funny how kwite and other people talk about how terrifying 4chan is but then i remember some years back when 4channers couldn't figure out a way to bother homestucks because we're so mentally broken there's nothing left to break
Seeing that post of the dad breaking down knowing his sons relationship is now making me wonder and worry how my christian mom would react if she discovered I would do the same thing.
Idk why this bothers me lmao but at 2:22 how kwite goes "how do I know living he's the bottom" managing to flip both words just is hilarious lol,awesome vid btw kwite
When I was in high school I used to learn Chinese from 2 Chinese immigrant classmates. I had them convinced that in 10 years everyone would speak Chinese so I was preparing early on.
2:54 Reminds me of the post of an anon who broke the website by playing Pokémon on his switch at his grand mom’s funeral, and then proceeding to reveal that the entire thing was real, showing his dead grand mom’s corpse in the process. It was awful but glorious.
2:30 when he says “Freud strikes again”, this is a reference to the psychologist Sigmund Freud. Freud is well known for his views on psychology, and how sexual aggression you have as a kid affects you. The thing that Kwite is specifically referencing it that kids are attracted to the parents. Look it up, Freud has some craaaaaazy stuff
I relate to the pizza and shared dorm one, i still remember a guy who didnt say hi to me all year said hi to me just as he was leaving the kitchen and i was going in. I found it weird at first until i noticed my ready meal had gone...
Remember, a deviation from the regularly recorded behavior is considered an anomaly. If an anomaly is detected, it must be eliminated promptly before it can interfere with the test subject.
IM EARLY. I started watching you very recently, and god I've been hooked ever since. YOU'RE FREAKIN AMAZING KWITE, I LOVE YOU BRO AND THANKS FOR THE CONSTANT LAUGHTER YOU GIVE ME!
9:37 damn no way I found someone else who has what I have and also I wonder now if it's rare or not bc I have selective mutism like I literally cannot speak no matter how hard I try if I get too anxious or scared.
The rate of selective mutism is something like 1 in 200 in the US, and it can often be overcome through therapy if you can find a therapist who's used to dealing with it. Rare, yes, but far from unheard-of and far from untreatable.
4chan is like an internet landfill; filled mostly with garbage, but if you look around for a while you come across some cool shit...if you can handle the stink.
It's so oddly...empowering? Idk how to describe it, it's kinda sad if you see it from the outside, but man if I'm bottoming so well that my dad starts having an existential crisis then I must be doing something right
"I'm too pussy to go to the real site." I mean, just pick any board that's not /b/ /pol/ or /r9k/ and you should be fine. Most boards nowadays are basically reddit tier garbage and have been declining since 2012.
My parents had a parental blocking program and I got around it by sending too many requests by refreshing blocked pages with would then undo the blocking. Though it also notified my dad but he couldn't figure out how I did it for years.
I did the same on old aol tho back then when google/websites were basicly learning how todo ads and my parents had to more or less click on a 1000 requests quickly otherwise the page would fail to load.
The doctor thing made me remember when my doctor gave himself an anesthetic shot to show me it’s not bad but now I think my doctor just needed his fix😭
4:38 my man you have an advantage here because while she may have the height advantage you can go hide in little goblin caves and she can’t get you, and if she somehow does you can just claw her face till she leaves
>Be me >walk down alleyway and see following graffiti. THE STATEMENT BELOW IS TRUE THE STATEMENT ABOVE IS FALSE >Wonder why I am staring at wall for 20 minutes. > Fckin Windows OS!
i watched so many Kwite videos already, i clicked on 18 videos today with always like 2 months upload time difference and knew every video that got linked on the end
3:32 "making a 9/11 joke and it bombs", heh, I see what you did there. I like my women like I like my Building 7's. Going down for absolutely no reason.
The fact that twitters not even finished dying yet and kwites already moved onto 4chan😭
He'll go back for the final moments of Twitter. It'll boost his chanel to hear twitter scream and die 😂😂
@Emotional Damage “making fun of bots” huh… well all these “making fun of bots” comments are actually just as bad as bots. in fact, REAL bots have started copy and pasting these everywhere too, further adding to their trickery. i see people really seem to like these “making fun of bots” comments, but they are certainly not better than regular bots.
@@aydenator27 he can't hear you bro
@@മദ്യപാനം that comment was actually meant for the general public to read. i just clicked on their specific comment to reply with the @ for clarity’s sake
@@aydenator27 wait, so people actually like the (making fun of bots) bots, I always thought the "joke" was ruined because of the clarification at the end
4chan is the primordial soup of internet humor
😂😂😂
it really is, i'm in the vtuber community and EVERY injoke comes from 4chan its ridiculous. sometimes i look at the board just to know what's gonna happen next on twitter
@@wanwantsu ah yes, so as a joke...
I disagree on a technical level. I feel like 2chan would be better for the name, as it fits the idea of a proto organism link to the existence of everything better. Hell 2chan is the only reason 4chan exist, and something awful as well
And rage
i may be depressed, but its nice knowing im not 4channer levels of depressed.
its like even if you are at rock bottom just know most of 4chan went to the fucking minecraft void
*4chan is a good place to feel when you're feeling disappointed at your life. Get a glimpse at how it could be even worse!*
Wizardchan is much worse
I am
I may be depressed
It's not nice knowing I'm 4channer levels of depressed
The "we haven't reached your house" guy is actual bf material
Agreed
friendly reminder that there is an archive of old flash games. It's called bluemaxima's flashpoint
EDIT: I made this comment in reply to a (now deleted) comment about flash games, I didn't say it at random
@@mega_gamer93 thank you now I can play papa Louie 2
You got botted 💀
@@raine_rainegoaway man I loved that first boss in HK, False Kwite
‘For kids that grew up exclusively playing flash games’
I think i know what a broken heart feels like now
@@recitationtohear You are not cook-rolling me today
Bots going crazy in this shi
Flash Games and my Gameboy 🤟
@@_Sol6 did you ever have to play in the car and basicly wait for each street light to make a move?
😞
"dad im gay"
its okay, i respect you son
"dad im a bottom"
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!!!!
Something soemthing ancient rome
Or was it greece I forgot
@@InsertFunnyThingHere none
@@octavio4827both straight
@@sirllamaiii9708 exactly
@@sirllamaiii9708do you mean both civilisations were straight?
kwite is like the weird hooded guy in the back alley except he's actually funny instead of just taking my organs
kwite impostor sus 💀🤪❌😰😭👹💃
UM. ARE YOU SURE? HAVE YOU FELT YOUR LIVER LATELY?
Fear the man who can make you laugh while stealing your organs
and actuall just a floating hoodie with glasses
Aaaaand that’s going on an Magic The Gathering custom playmat. I would like to do an internet and ask for your permission tho
"don't go after anyone I talked about today"
bruh, only the FBI or 4chan users themselves could pull that off
You posted "4chan users" twice there champ
Can't wait for the video where Kwite ends up going to the Dark Web and makes a video on all of the funny shit that he found while on there.
bro I'd kill for a Kwite and Mutahar collab
4chan is the dark web
@@exist4046 That‘s what I wanted to post! xD
"So yeah so this is fun but look here this is me on sale. Wait wha-"
Your videos scratch a very specific itch inside of my brain that nothing else can
Brain tumor
Our monke brains
@Emotional Damage i almodt reported you tjtjf 😭
@@grapejuice3943 it's a bot
Brandon why do you want a lobotomy?
Honestly 4chan is just a place where intelligent people go to act really stupid, and twitter is a place where stupid people go to act intelligent. Or vice versa, depends greatly.
trust me, the people there are genuinely fucking stupid and very self righteous. But, like any other place, you can find some people to chill with
@@evergarden8592 this guy tweets.
The difference between 4chan and Twitter is that anons are braindead ironically
4chan is also full of tryhards at times and many people migrate out of it
Reddit I would say fits the "dumb people acting smart" more, twitter people are dumb and are wearing that fact as a badge of honor
4:39
Im now imagining Springtrap sighing, smirking, and then it cuts to Kwite fuming on top of the fridge.
running to draw this rn
@@satrynexe Did you draw it yet
@@satrynexe I believe in you!
that's actually such a cute scene omg
"For people that grew up specifically playing flash games" god a mood.
I was born in mid 2010 and i feel lucky to have been able to play mutilate a ragdoll and a ton of other cool games. RIP flash.
Y8 gang
@@MARLBOROBASTARD You can still play flash games with the Pale Moon browser.
@@MARLBOROBASTARD same
@@anubi5_bbx461 Really? NICEEEE
I feel like lifelessly throwing my body onto a playground. And then spontaneously combusting.
Try browsing Heyuri.
Haha random funny right hahaha right random funny hahaha
8:48
Mine was and still is specifically
“98.7, Jack FM, playing what we want” and their whole shtick was that they never took song requests and consistently made fun of listeners who asked for specific songs
thats my radio station too
At least they're honest about it
i think it's funny how kwite and other people talk about how terrifying 4chan is but then i remember some years back when 4channers couldn't figure out a way to bother homestucks because we're so mentally broken there's nothing left to break
What even is a homestuck
@@pugasaurusrex8253 it refers to people who are fans of a wild, horrible, amazing 8000 page webcomic
@@broblerone413
So wouldn't that make you the same as a 4chan user?
@@Heilokappa it makes us more powerful >:)
lol undertale comic
Seeing that post of the dad breaking down knowing his sons relationship is now making me wonder and worry how my christian mom would react if she discovered I would do the same thing.
Like, you would bottom, or cry about your son being a bottom?
@@Sienisota *bad to the bone guitar riff plays*
Its not too late
be straight
bottom for a girl
@@phantomaviator1318 how
@@viannizvnv7222 you are naive if you think a woman can't top you hahaha
imagine a rock that naturally formed like a perfect ball shape
I don't know why you said this but thank you so much
@@uncroppedsoop you're welcome? but for what reason are you saying this
@@brandongovreau9218 good mental image
Moeraki Boulders, somewhere on a beach near Dunedin, New Zealand. Almost perfectly (naturally) round
done. what do i do next
"Relatable instagram humor for folks who grew up exclusively playing flash games"
A personal attack, i see
Oh god another one of these scammers
Its amazing how fast kwite can come up with these funny posts to show us!!
i disagree, im factually funnier than kwite
@@santino2015 coping
The amount of bots in yt comments is abnormal
@@santino2015 Yeah they're fvcking crazy
@@santino2015booty
4chan is the pinnacle of Internet culture.
And internet horror!
@Emotional Damage I wasn't looking for it.
We need to make A bot gate
@@SnugWugs137 reee
@@SnugWugs137 eeee
the doctor hypocrisy is real- the dude who did my mum’s laser eye surgery wears glasses 💀
At 9:14 I have to disagree. If somebody took and ate my fucking uncooked morning pizza, heads are getting shaved at 3am.
>Makes a video on 4chan
>says "Don't go after anyone I talked about"
My guy, how would we do that. They're anonymous.
Well... you just outed yourself so. . .
Nahh, I just read the format a lot. I don't have the lack of self respect required to actually go on 4chan
Stay strong kwite, we will save you from America
@@recitationtohear sus
motherfucker who is "we"
You thought there was an escape?
Back off HE'S OURS.
@@stick-itproductions.3307 NOT IF I CAN HELP IT
Despite the slur count, 4chan somehow feels like one of the least toxic platforms sometimes.
They’re casually rasist, not competitively.
@@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308 r
@@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308 eww
@@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308 ccc
@@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308 cccc
8:32 THE NOISES MY MAN MAKES IM DYING
"uh-glass shatters, weewooweewoo" KJLSFLKJDLKJFJKLD
always appreciate the "don't harass these users" disclaimer but tbh who the fuck we gonna be harassing from an anonymous image board? 😂😂
Oh yknow, a habit from twitter/Reddit
the 4chan users themselves. they're surprisingly good at that kinda thing
Idk why this bothers me lmao but at 2:22 how kwite goes "how do I know living he's the bottom" managing to flip both words just is hilarious lol,awesome vid btw kwite
3:23 As someone who lost their brother last year, while it's a good joke, way too soon.
sorry for your loss
h-have you- have you tr-
You have to respect Kwite going through threads to find ones. appropriate for TH-cam.
"Life is a little like dark souls" is the best kwuote I have ever heard.
When I was in high school I used to learn Chinese from 2 Chinese immigrant classmates. I had them convinced that in 10 years everyone would speak Chinese so I was preparing early on.
2:54 Reminds me of the post of an anon who broke the website by playing Pokémon on his switch at his grand mom’s funeral, and then proceeding to reveal that the entire thing was real, showing his dead grand mom’s corpse in the process. It was awful but glorious.
2:30 when he says “Freud strikes again”, this is a reference to the psychologist Sigmund Freud. Freud is well known for his views on psychology, and how sexual aggression you have as a kid affects you. The thing that Kwite is specifically referencing it that kids are attracted to the parents. Look it up, Freud has some craaaaaazy stuff
As a Predator fan, I feel I must apologise to everybody.
5:25 I thought this was gonna segue into an Established Titles ad.
4:53 SOYJACK KWITE!
SOYJACK KWITE!
SOYJACK WHAT?
@@CourierCat-isGodHe said Soyjack Kwite. Are you stupid?
“It’s easier to commit to something if you’re doing it as a joke”
That’s why I’m learning Japanese…as a goof
"like making a 9/11 joke that bombs"
1:45
He isnt a screw up, he is a true gigachad
@TextupCoryxKenshin002 youre the fourth scammer ive encountered in my life 👍
4chan is just reddit but reddit is much more tamed
4chan is reddit except you can say the n-word
Reddit is 4chan but for normies
Reddit is 4chan with a superiority complex
uh oh bot in the replies
@@steven.2602 somehow redditors sound like bigger losers than 4chan users. Somehow
I relate to the pizza and shared dorm one, i still remember a guy who didnt say hi to me all year said hi to me just as he was leaving the kitchen and i was going in. I found it weird at first until i noticed my ready meal had gone...
Remember, a deviation from the regularly recorded behavior is considered an anomaly. If an anomaly is detected, it must be eliminated promptly before it can interfere with the test subject.
with that gay post, that is 100% what i would do to my boyfriends dad. make him think that his son gets it even better then his mom every did.
You can't be sure if his mother got it better or worse unless you try it with his father.
Ewwwwwwww
No that's actually based as hell I fully endorse it
Maybe try to be a good person instead.
Kwite went through tumblr, Reddit, Twitter and now 4chan
2:46 my headphones died. I am at work & am afraid to continue
the dad who thought about his son being bottom got me good 😭😭😭😭😭👋👋👋⚰️💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The story about the monkey writing shakespear is more about random probability than how smart monkeys are.
2:30 LMAO not sigmund freud 💀
Kwite is far braver than I will ever be. Thank you for suffering for our entertainment.
Hearing kwite commit to the radio station greentext was beautiful.
Kwite if you have no legs do you just levitate off the floor or are you bound by gravity
9:30 As an autistic person with selective mutism, I do this all the time! Just involuntarily
IM EARLY.
I started watching you very recently, and god I've been hooked ever since. YOU'RE FREAKIN AMAZING KWITE, I LOVE YOU BRO AND THANKS FOR THE CONSTANT LAUGHTER YOU GIVE ME!
> Watch youtube
> Laugh
> Leave
Gaming in a murder trial, that's my way to play... NINTENDO
Never thought the separated parent jokes would hit me
But here we are
9:37 damn no way I found someone else who has what I have and also I wonder now if it's rare or not bc I have selective mutism like I literally cannot speak no matter how hard I try if I get too anxious or scared.
The rate of selective mutism is something like 1 in 200 in the US, and it can often be overcome through therapy if you can find a therapist who's used to dealing with it. Rare, yes, but far from unheard-of and far from untreatable.
4chan is like an internet landfill; filled mostly with garbage, but if you look around for a while you come across some cool shit...if you can handle the stink.
2:08 i want to disappoint my parents just as well as this man
It's so oddly...empowering? Idk how to describe it, it's kinda sad if you see it from the outside, but man if I'm bottoming so well that my dad starts having an existential crisis then I must be doing something right
@@Rubyllim More like doing someone right 😂
"I'm too pussy to go to the real site."
I mean, just pick any board that's not /b/ /pol/ or /r9k/ and you should be fine. Most boards nowadays are basically reddit tier garbage and have been declining since 2012.
/b/ /pol/ and /r9k/ have also declined, but they're still the best boards for a laugh.
I started saying "Poggers" ironically now I can't stop saying it please help
Nintendo can't be family friendly when there's a game called Furry Hentai Puzzle in their eshop
I’m sorry *w h a t*
Still a family friendly brand
It is family friendly, all of your kids get to enjoy it too
1:33 straw man but it’s just you misunderstanding your own argument
That vow of silence dude literally became Komi-San
My third favorite greentext is now
>be mw
right next to
>be me
>me bee
And the wario greentext
1:30 weird fact, there’s scientific evidence that says your brain works better while you’re in the shower.
My parents had a parental blocking program and I got around it by sending too many requests by refreshing blocked pages with would then undo the blocking. Though it also notified my dad but he couldn't figure out how I did it for years.
I did the same on old aol tho back then when google/websites were basicly learning how todo ads and my parents had to more or less click on a 1000 requests quickly otherwise the page would fail to load.
Fuck, the pre allegation era hits different.
@@resyntax 2 weeks feels like 2 years on the internet, man
Cant take my eyes off the vertical mouth forming on his mask every time he talks.
cursed
"for folks who grew up exclusively playing flash games" damn that cut deep.
4:48 Dude got 6'3 gf and doesn't go mentally wibbly whenever she picks him up? Disgrace.
I actually had a teacher who knew sign language cause one of her students had had selective mutism. She was amazing.
Yes you are the best Ms. Nina, you go girl
Fellow description enjoyer, I see.
Usually being lonely.
Me: That's why we watch you
The doctor thing made me remember when my doctor gave himself an anesthetic shot to show me it’s not bad but now I think my doctor just needed his fix😭
7:10 cant focus it literally looks like you have a maskussy and its moving like you're a talking cartoon character
I was watching this video and drinking orange soda when I started choking for no reason and some of the orange soda came out of my nose
*”aight I’m done for the day *logs off of TH-cam by accident* shit-“*
3:34 pun intended?
*3:32
4:38 my man you have an advantage here because while she may have the height advantage you can go hide in little goblin caves and she can’t get you, and if she somehow does you can just claw her face till she leaves
>Be me
>walk down alleyway and see following graffiti.
THE STATEMENT BELOW IS TRUE
THE STATEMENT ABOVE IS FALSE
>Wonder why I am staring at wall for 20 minutes.
> Fckin Windows OS!
4:34 I’m 5”2 and have a 6”0 friend and this is literally us. He puts me on top of the fridge.
Need a 4'7 dude to do this with (I'm 5'11)
6:42 ok I lost at this
I like this video. I hope he does more 4chan uploads.
8:46 everytime I turn on the radio in my car I hear CIENTO SIETE PUNTO SIETE, LA LE! And I sit back and smile.
When Kwite did the "elephant" sound is when I clicked the like button lol
one day I want to go on a 4chan board of a specific fandom, say "[insert character here] is [insert queer identity here]" and just see what happens.
Gary the gadget guy is dreamsexual.
You’re gonna get doxed, use a vpn
@@jarster1 DAMN OKAY
Did you do it
NOO ARE YOU KIDDING ME I SAW THE THUMBNAIL AND SPEWED TEA EVERYWHERE WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME
i watched so many Kwite videos already, i clicked on 18 videos today with always like 2 months upload time difference and knew every video that got linked on the end
1:17 Litterally me, I a lot of times have arguments againts myself and realize I was probably wrong lol
2:21 “how do I know living” bruh
i was thinking that lol
">be mw" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
2:08 to be fair, the manly boyfriend could very well be a power bottom
femdom
but it's gay
2:16
Son is gay: 🫤👍
Son is bottom: Distraught, dishonored, ancestors raining thunder upon the household, never recovering
"100 word essay"
That's just a fuckin paragraph
“One hundred point THREEEEEEEEE” is forever stuck in my head.
0:43
*Joke's on you, my parents were never married*
only a fool leaves their food unguarded ESPECIALLY IN A COLLEGE DORM
I loled at the thumbnail, that ten year old unknowingness XD
3:32 "making a 9/11 joke and it bombs", heh, I see what you did there.
I like my women like I like my Building 7's. Going down for absolutely no reason.