Facebook is funny, Actually
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ส.ค. 2024
- Today i prove that facebook is funny, actually. facebook is usually cringe, but facebook has some actually funny stuff it puts out on occasion
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"I am single, and easy to manipulate"
Kwite rocketing up to the top of my list of "content creators that I relate to, to an uncomfortable extent"
"I am single, and easy to manipulate"
Kwite rocketing up to the tops of my list of "Top 10 content creators I can easily manipulate"
He's just like Dennis(Denji) fr.
💀
Fr
man that suck see you in greenland
Kwite you should have your boyfriend come on to talk about FNAF lore. He acted in it, after all!
Yeah until they got new actors like scraptrap and burntrap
@yes Fr.
took me too long to understand
I totally forgot about that for a second and thought you were serious😂
@@gsse6629 Nah that just means you're not as chronically online as the rest of us :v
"I am single, and easy to manipulate"
I can't believe Kwite would cheat on Springtrap. Literally shaking and crying rn
REAL 😭😭😭
i think kwite is a reason for some people to keep going
youtube, this is a bot
it's me I'm some peopel
Why would you call me or like this
yeah
I am also some people
Anyone else like that kid understood their mortality at a young age?
Actually, I somehow *didn't* understand human mortality at all at that age. young 11-year-old me couldn't wrap her head around how someone could be a fully functioning member of society with a job and a social life one day and then be dead the next. I managed to convince myself that death wasn't real and that everyone was lying... then my grandmother died. The crazy thing? About a year after my grandmother died, I began convincing myself, once again, that she didn't actually die and death wasn't real, just that she was gone for whatever reason. And then my great-grandfather died.
I'm more inclined to believe that death is real nowadays.
I dont know the exact thoughts running through my mind at that age but all i knew was i was trying to kill birds with rocks but my accuracy was dogwater and still is.
My sister told me what death was when I was five and I just started crying 💀
I always have.
@@turtletaco9872 im so sorry this is so absolutely sad and I'm really sorry but the way this is worded is so fucking funny I'm so sorry
"Facebook is actually funny"
Facebook moms: haha yes
wait, its all minion memes?
always has been.
I feel like it's "😂 yes"
@@iseeyou1067 i think you mean "🤣 yes"
As someone who only recently left Facebook, and mostly because I don't want to use social media anymore, but Facebook has a surprisingly potent shitposting and meme community.
My brother on christ youtube is social media
@@katswarrior wow really 🤯
No but really, if you understood the context of my comment you'd know exactly what I meant, but you gotta act like the average social media user with that #gotem bs, which is part of the many reasons I avoid the internet nowadays, too many assholes like you
@@katswarrior naw
I thought kwite viewers had no social battery
Who said they do?
uhm so like basically my social battery is through the roofs at all times
.. I don't have one
I don't even have friends
My social battery is artillery.
This was the perfect amount of time for me to eat my meal, I appreciate this green hoodie guy
Eating with TH-cam is Christmas :3
same
who eats there meal in NINE MINUTES
@@bigthute3231 it was eggs and toast
@@bigthute3231 I could eat you in 9 mins
Prion Disease is a psyop
whenever kwite uploads I do litterally nothing
Same
Perfect time to watch with full attention
@@stqrilla shut up nerd /j
omg same brother
Every time kwite uploads there's a new video on YT. Coincidence?
Nothing like Kwite to make u feel better after ur boyfriend breaks up
Well dam-
Nothing like some kwite, and some fine wine on a baththub
Hope your day gets better
serious comment: damn that sucks. hope you feel better soon
joke comment: woah your boyfriend exploded?
Yeah, you gotta put the parts together@@maverickREAL
Twitter is slowly turning into Facebook, so we might as well return to the original...
TO TUMBLR!
I can see why he did that, he wants anyone he’s potentially gonna date to know that they’re a package deal, if you’re gonna be in a serious relationship with him then you’re also gonna be like a mother to his daughter.
And if that ain’t for you then that’s fine, but he’s letting you know straight up.
Respect
Forgot he wasnt just a Vtuber... This was a Jumpscare.
Its either 3d Kwite with a fluffy microphone or poorly drawn Kwite with slight movement
The “Vtuber” is him irl and this is the actual Vtuber
Your pro is really cute, is that your cat?
@@thatonekidnextdoor7191 aw thanks. But nah thats not mine, just found it on Pinterest. But im glad you like it. :]
“Below 6 feet”
“Didnt your father die?”
Well that escalated quickly
Facebook moms are a whole different breed istg
fr man
Breed...
@@femboydoja3760 this better not be a furry joke
@@808-rats-in-my-matress flour!!!!
Because I wanna be bread
@@femboydoja3760 oh right my bad dawg, I'll get the oven pre-heated for you fam, trynna make someone's dreams come true for Christmas 💯
Extremely funny, laughed
what
This sounds like sarcasm
@chad007. no fag man
@@cjgaming3605 it is
1:03
💀my god-
2:10
the drawing of kwite💀✨️
Reminds me of mini Boris from Life of Boris.
I don’t get why parents are so proud and happy for their kids when they win pageants.
Like ma’am your daughter did absolutely nothing on stage but walk back and forth in a tutu.
Well it Is a beauty Pageant so their kid is supposedly the prettiest. Also some believe winning pageants can kick-off some sort of carreer in entertainment industry, whether it's true or nor.
This made me wonder what kind of folks judge child pageants. Like, these are full-fledged adults tasked with ranking the beauty of toddlers in thick makeup and expensive tutus they'll outgrown in a year.
Because the kids are probably happy and proud they won, either that or they're a parent that doesn't give a shit about what their child feels, but more of what they feel about what their child is doing. which if they're competitive, it's winning.
Kwite, asking for a friend, hypothetically, what would happen if a handmade Fleshlight made from a Pringle can, some gloves, and latex grew legs and is now loose in Massachusetts? My friend was wondering for a hypothetical scenario
Help
I live in MA, I'll keep a look out 👀
@@viscountrainbows2857 hypothetically, my friend said if it was the case you should run.
5.75 billion dead.
Kwite: "i'm not a furry"
Also Kwite: 5:29
The fact that I was watching one of your videos and this came out great timing.
@don't be surprised i wasn’t looking for a clip
Facebook was once known as just a place for mom minion memes, but look at it now
Kwite has to be one of the only people that can literally make a backstory out of any photo he sees and backs it up with offensive yet humorous commentary
I'm a staunch facebook enjoyer. We get so much more unhinged stuff just by the belief that only your friends will see it.
As soon as he said "Press C To Charge" my phone gave me a 15% warning 😭
6:51 - actually, gorillas humor us by staying in their enclosures. they could EASILY get out. the glass does not stay if a gorilla uses its full body force to slam against it. we have NO way of keeping a gorilla 100% in captivity, and thats honestly even more amazing
dudes just go "ayo we have a place to stay and get fed, lets just stay here"- its a mood
We definitely do have ways of keeping gorillas 100% in captivity lmao, sure a lot of enclosures dont have thick enough glass to stop them if they fully tried but saying we have no way is wayyyyy overestimating gorillas
@@Notkaikie idk abt you but im fairly certain bulletproof glass is like- quite the solid glass (also expensive. I'm pretty sure not every zoo can afford that even, even though it should be minimum standard), but if a silverback throws itself against bulletproof glass with full force, it can still begin to shatter it (begin, since the glass likely wouldnt give in immediately, but if the gorilla tried for long enough at the same spot, it could eventually break the glass and theoretically leave).
im not saying there's no glass that perhaps could keep them in captivity, but im fairly certain not every zoo can afford that. zoos *are* quite underfunded, so while a method for full captivity MAY perhaps exist (i honestly think youre underestimating a gorillas strength, and I'd rather overestimate than underestimate tbh), i doubt that zoos can afford it. not to mention the countless videos of people enraging gorillas (despite being told not to do that), and the gorillas subsequently *basically* breaking the glass. aka: severely fractured, and the gorilla smashing itself against there once or twice would 100% break it.
(also, i believe gorillas humor us, as well, bc they're basically the cousins to humanity. (and some gorilla species do it better too tbh), and i dont know any person that'd actually complain about being fed, safe from potential predators in the wild, and essentially living in cheap luxury (given, zoos are still underfunded, but they do their best to still provide to the animals as best as possible.) also we have proof that gorillas can learn sign language as well, meaning that they're likely a lot closer in intelligence to us, than you'd think.)
@@bobadragons we can just put them in a big concrete hole. Easy
The last guy is a classic that makes me laugh every time still. He's so real for that
when i was growing up the adults around me would compliment me like "you're an old soul, so responsible and mature for your age," and it made me feel all good and warm inside at the time, but now as an adult looking back on that it's like yeah thanks the secret is trauma. i never got the chance to be an immature and irresponsible child because, due to the shortcomings of my father, i was made to grow up too early by forces beyond my control 👍
really funny, would recommend to friends and family
😊
@yes its a bot, there's multiple versions of this same bot on the comment section
@lavenderthelime it's not i'm pretty sure
kwite should start streamin on facebook instead of twitch
5:19 as someone with a tmnt hyperfix i can confirm i wish i was rottmnt donnie like i already have his personality just make it the likeable version
when kwite said mojo jojo & used a picture of Nomu from MHA i was so confused, i thought i had like severely misremembered someothing
Just a reminder to please keep the serious topics discussed in the correct video to not overshadow this video in serious topics (I’m not a mod or anything it’s just a bit disrespectful to put the topics in the wrong video)
I'll do whatever I want lmao
5:20 IM LITERALLY MIKEY IRL
kwite has now mentioned 2 of my hyperfixations in his videos this is getting outta hand
made me feel a bit better after the realization that i deleted a project for my talent exam to have a future :D
that’s rough buddy
have you tried recovering it using some file recovery software like testdisk?
Love watching this while eating only a jar of only Nutella at 4 am
2:48 Kwite JUST watched Don't Hug Me I'm Scared and he's already making references...💀
the funniest part about that last one is that that was actually his wife that replied to him lmfaoooooo
kwite is turning into a mom!!!!!!
The last post is one of my favorites, that's literally what I wanna reply everytime I hear "you should smile more"
im surprised the ace attorney fandom wasnt summoned with that intro
Oh no, he’s back
I had a dream about Kwite last night, and wole up feeling extremely confused as to why, lol.
Never thought about the day Facebook could be a goldmine for hilarious stuff, most of the time it's just filled with usual minion memes.
Kwite mom arc is starting
Funny how the quote in the thumbnail is something Kwite said on Twatter lmao
Who’s twat?
guess what
*Twitter
@@sharbigurung776 I said it that way on purpose
@@AjitaniShirasu Oh, ok but may I ask why?
Facebook, its twitter! But older!
why do i feel like Kwite would be great at packing
perfect amazon slave material
You mean packing like rapping really fast or packing like boxes and stuff
@@vivianaxd1730 Lmao now i want the second one
@@vivianaxd1730 no the third meaning
Wait did he just say hes single… SHIT GUYS THAT MEANS WE CAN GO HIT ON SPRINGTRAP
i honest to god thought @6:39 Kwite said "Jews grow their own flesh"
I’m still confused, wtf did he say if not that?
But is Type-C faster than us?
I dunno how fast are you?
2:45
Me when my friend tells me about the back side of the math test
I just realized this is stand up comedy
Why do these discord notif sounds keep getting me- 💀
I think I might have just heard kite say he wants to be a dog but I could be hearing things because this channel do be making me question reality
I came up with the Santa break in joke without seeing it first recently and I was so proud of myself now I'm 😮💨
Lmfao kwite would almost be a blessing if he wasn't a floating hoodie
kwite your kwite a enjoyable youtuber ngl
Hello real Quandale Dingle
@@thegamingkubedoro totally the real quandale
@@quandaledingle6392 Yes
HOLY SHIT IS THE REAL QUANSLE DIANGLE IM BIG F ANPELASW SIFN MY ATOGRQPH
Watching your videos stoned gives me more serotonin than Lexapro ever did
Kwite: “this time I tackle my most Difficult case; Facebook” *plays a DISCORD notification sound*
I just noticed it and wanted to make it known cause it made me confused at first
2:36 Actually sad bro -_-
I've never related more to anyone when kwite says "I'm single and easy to manipulate" 🗿
Facebook actually hella funny, never gotten as many birthday wishes before😀
Why have i only just noticed the richard nixon figure in the background… why is it life sized
i heard fnaf lore and i wasn't prepared just saying
KWITEEEEEEEE UPLOADED I REPEAT KWITE UPLOADED
LMAO 1:59 he wasnt wrong about being easily manipulated
omfg-
Hell yeah Facebook moms thinking they funny
Kwite: I found some good ones
Me: are u sure
Hey I just wanna say that your my idol and the only thing keeping me going💀
hope youre okay bro, stay safe ❤️
"SKULLEMOJIIIII!" - if you know who I'm quoting then you are a legend
@@Skullemojiwithacustardhat hmmmm is it Matt Rose?
@@Skullemojiwithacustardhat Matt Rose moment SKUUUULLLLLLEMOOOJJJJIII
@@tanukifox8041 thanks, same goes to you🫶
77 views and 250 likes already. Congrats kwite
This is the earliest I’ve been for any video
So no one in the comments recognized the chime at @1:46? 👀
bro had me thinking i had a discord notification at 0:22
I did all the studying I needed in college with 5 four locos….. that’s right, I studied anesthesiology.
Kwite...are you turning into a 46 year-old mom in suburbia?
Bold of you to assume he wasn't already
@@airinmacdonald3979 Exactly, who do you think takes care of Springtrap's kids?
My guy has claimed to be a better defense attorney than Phoenix Wright
Oh kwite ill keep you safe and warm i give the best cuddles
Man thanks for making me laugh so hard, I really needed that today
Me to tho
"the anti-belter here" good god kwite what have you done, they're gonna become a thing now
I'm not sure if I can really believe that, but I deleted Facebook too long ago to truly know, and I'm too afraid to download it again to check
back to my favorite bisexual
The bald dog made me sad for both the monkey and the dog.
Kwite isn’t a better attorney than Saul
Aaawwww Keith knows don’t hug me I’m scared honestly some of the episodes scared me when I was younger but the songs were good
Remember when it was wierd to see your grandma in Facebook? Yeah me too
I've realized kwite uses the lovense sound effect due to the panic this video caused me this early in the vid
"any lonely folk out there, i'm single and easy to manipulate" Kwite bruh.... why do you keep sayin shit like that.... you're gonna give the stans hope 💀💀💀
Twitter still a fresh corpse and he moved onto Facebook 💀
Facebook has been on life support for a few years anyway bro 😭
I searched discord for like 5 minutes you legless internet man.
That ping with facebook really had me looking
Medical emergencies are not real -Kwite 2022
1:45 Strange sentence to hear after zoning out.
I got held back in kindergarten cause the government said you gotta be at LEAST 7 to go to first grade...My bday is in fucking November and I was 6 when I was supposed to graduate.. Good thing my teacher was super cool and I basically could just correct things I did wrong before...But when we made Green Eggs and Ham for Dr. Seuss day again I just ate some Saltines and sat on the side. My kid brain saw the abnormally dyed green eggs and green ham and said 'yeah no thanks.' But props to her for asking if that year I was comfortable doing it and buying be a package of crackers to eat for lunch since I asked for them over the actual food.
8:32 this guy looks like he wiggled his index finger and said , "don't mind if I do" right before this picture was taken
looks happy though
We are above the "several ton gorilla." Humans can kill something else without getting close and gorillas can't. And does a gorilla know how to make noodles?
That’s a pretty noble thing to do honestly. (The post on the thumbnail)
I live overseas in Okinawa currently and the only way to know what's going on or to find businesses is on FB here. I hate it. I avoid it until I need something lol