This sh*t did not Age Well
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ต.ค. 2022
- today i looked at things that didn't age well. this stuff aged like milk, blinx the cat did not age well considering you have no idea who that is. kind of like the world will feel about you even just a few decades after yout death. everything youve worked for on this earth will become dust that future civilizations will walk on top of as if you had never existed. but in truth, your influence doesnt stop when people stop knowing your name. in some small way you are responsible for the exact way the world is, and in many ways the future may not happen the same without everything you had done and those had come before you. live well
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Fun fact: during his trial, the defense argued that OJ wasn't strong enough to commit the murder he was accused of. The prosecution then proceeded to show the fitness tape he had filmed around 2 weeks before the murder to the court.
Well that's kinda stupid, they were stabbed. If the weapon was sharp enough you don't need to use that much strength at all, just aim properly
@@billcipher8645 so
@@billcipher8645 I think the point (from what I remember) of arguing that was because he wouldn't have been strong enough to move the body. Which is a stupid argument in itself, but it doesn't seem their wasn't a lot for the defense team to work with lol.
@@billcipher8645
I guess you never heard that her head was like, barely even attached to her body, which is not a tactile slit of the throat. That is hacking and whacking and smacking.
@@JeremyFinch42 i do not like having that image in my head
These memes aged about as good as my parents marriage.
same 😢
@You're welcome 18 Second old comment
Damn 61 likes in 9 mins?!?!??!?!?!(!?!(!(!((!!(!?!!??!?!?!!?
Edit: 84 IN FUCKIN 11?!?!?!
@You're welcome Hol up the bot responded
@Not gonna lie I haven't clicked the link but I hope it's a rick roll
“When was the last time you heard of someone actively using tumblr” yes, YES! Make them believe we are dead. We don’t want any new people here
"we"?? what are you talkimg about shut up no one is using tumblr. anyone reading this dont make an account.
Who is we haha noooo babe don't make an account in Tumblr it's dead haha
y not
@@kkngd391 Whenever a social media becomes mainstream, bad things happen to it, and Tumblr had one of the worst runs when it was mainstream, nobody here wants that to happen again, especially since people on Twitter are considering switching over to Tumblr
WE ARE DEAD *shoves fanart under mattress* SO SO DEAD
I feel like the only reason Kwite and his fans love laughing at other people suffering is because they themselves are suffering.
@You're welcome Bot activity
As a suffering Kwite viewer, I agree.
Bro called me out
I mean... you're not wrong.
Ho did you know!?
Tumblr is interesting because it fully died out, but now this weird colony of mushrooms is growing on its corpse and building a very positive-energy colony spewing out narrative concepts, incoherent insanity, and lots of art.
Don't forget the Tumblr sexymen. Dear god that stuff's wild
@yes Bruh the maker of yhis bot is so stupid THIS ISN'T EVEN A TIMED COMMENT OR ON A SHORT
And a strange community of trad-wives.
it's pretty nice in there actually. at least at my side of it
That is beautifully accurate
I feel like the meta verse is the biggest example of aged like milk. Zucc thought this was gonna be the big new thing. To the point that he put one billion dollars into it just so it could crash and burn in less then a weeks time
the zucc only feels comfortable on the metaverse
thats why he's funding it
how long will it take for rich people to understand that we actually don’t like big companies
@@georgia6947 I hope they never do, I prefer when they lose money
it was always dumb af bc its literally just an mmo. those have existed for decades. he just made a shittier version of second life
@@Mars-dw2zc it’s more like vrchat
"The principle of the sooner the things becomes stupid the funnier it is" - kwite
@Bully peter should be a link to a still image of Rick Astley
I’m sad Blinx never got more attention. The game was amazing from what I can remember
fr. used to be my favorite game as a kid, didnt like the sequels, but the original was decent for its time imo
I still have it, and still haven't beaten it, haha. Maybe I'll play that today. :)
its in gamepass rn
I love how good the concept was and how good the gameplay was for that time. An example of something I really liked was the water physics behaviour when you froze or slowed down time. Also it was probably the first videogame I ever played.
When it comes to Stadia, one thing I will give Google credit for is that they refunded everyone who bought a Stadia. It really feels like it was just a way to test the water, rather than a proper console.
The situation with Stadia is a catch 22. Google is probably the only company right now with enough money and the infrastructure to attempt something like Stadia, but for that same reason they have enough money that they don't need to care about if Stadia succeeds or not.
“This aged poorly.”
-*my parents talking about me*
Here's a reply that's not a bot for you 😔
I hope you have a wonderful day/night
@@nilladrawsstuff Awe thx you too :)
I would like but it’s at 69 likes and idk if you wanna keep it that way lol
@@atingeofsalt_ ur so real LMAO
The blinx dude lasted less amount of time than milk in a desert
Damn Megatron, you have some bots to deal with. I don't know if they're autobots, but they are bots.
TH-cam should just remove comments at this point tbh
I rarely get bots on my comments somehow
What if I told you that Blinx got a sequel
5:12 me, who still regularly uses tumblr: **sweating bullets**
Real
Oh no, there's still active tumblr users. They're basically the equivalent of Eustace from Courage the Cowardly Dog sitting in his chair with a newspaper, the world around him being burnt to a crisp, and he's too stubborn to move from "his spot." Tumblr users will use tumblr until they're rotted up corpses, and even as corpses they'll still continue to use a website that's barely holding itself together with paperclips and string.
And we’re so much better than the alternative
6:02 I'm sorry, but did kwite just censor Arnold Schwarzenegger's name???
Arnold "Sports and n-word"
What the actual fuck?
Because youtube algorithm can very easily detect it as the actual n word rather than the name and fuck the video over lubeless.
He's probably trying not to get TH-cam'd
that's like saying Richard Van D Word
@@genericname2747still would somehow lead to demonotization
I stopped using tumblr because I want to see fanart of stuff I like... But those same art people SOLIDLY SPOIL MANGA CHAPTERS LIKE PSYCHOPATHS.
Like damn.... Atleast when I talked about recent chapters I was specific in tech vaguest way possible where you'd need to read it to be like "oooohh"
That's lie, it's where I'd get my quality anime phone backgrounds
i get spoiled on everything just by reading comments
'when was the last time you even heard of someone using tumblr' I am scrolling Tumblr rn. I have at least 4 irl friends who have tumblr. We are thriving lol
If blinx did well we'd be livin' in a timeline where Microsoft didn't buy anything that made games
Yeah it aged like milk lol. Love your content Kwite
@Chad 007 LOL
@@ANamelessCat don’t fall for it, he’s a bot too
I love when people say tumblr is dead, cos like... were still here. Its like when you say how sad it is that someone died when they are standing right next to you.
these memes aged as well as my will to live
That stadia one physically hurt me.
I got a notification for Penguinz0's "RIP Google Stadia" video at 3:54
Perfection.
You literally win the internet
Don't tell Brazilians that the Wright Brothers were the first to fly. Because they believe their own Alberto Santos-Dumont was the first since he managed to fly around the Eiffel Tower in 1901 and did another Paris flight two years before in 1898 but he crash-landed when the main envelope lost its shape. They named numerous monuments, roads, and airports after him, and even made him a part of the Rio 2016 opening ceremony. Though his first heavier-than-air machine flight happened in 1906, three years after the Wright Brothers.
The first woman to fly also happened because of him, Aida de Acosta (Cuban-American born in NJ and a descendant of the House of Alba from Toledo, Spain) flew Dumont's No. 9 from Paris to Château de Bagatelle on June 27, 1903.
But is it true though?
i kinda hate how other brazilians say it was saint dumond who made the first heavier-than-air machine just because in some of their flights the wright brothers used a catapult system for a faster start which is like ?????? so do a lot of modern airplanes but that doesnt make them any less of airplanes. not only did they do it before dumond but they did it better too by being able to fly for much much longer.
@@AverytheCubanAmerican as a brasilian, Brasil is not very patriotist in any way possible, we are always talking shit about our country, we just usualy get really defensive when foreigners say things about us, because they are foreigners or something, it's almost like an instinct
@@AverytheCubanAmerican also, Bolsonaro sucks.
If I remember correctly it was Germans who made the first plane, not Brazil nor us the USA.
“When was the last time you heard of somebody using tumblr.”
Good, it’s all going according to plan
I did not expect to see a video with Blinx this long after having last played it so long ago.
Edit: wording
KWITE POSTED TIME TO CRAWL OUT OF THE COFFIN
5:45 that is the definition of gas-lighting and girl-bossing, at that point half the population would have been addicted to cigarettes and they were just like naw, you're imagining things 💅💅
blinx was so good when he came out
PHARSING
@@Celestial914 hes gay now because you said tyhat
@@Celestial914 gay blinx
Gay icon!!
he came out? good for him.
0:58
I had that exact action figure and probably still have it somewhere in my house
Didn’t see anything wrong until now…
How old *are* you
@@palmossi I had it since when I was like 4, haven’t seen it in ages
@@emexor6997 How old ARE you
@@palmossi 17 now
@@emexor6997 wow you’re still a kid
3:41 As a digital artist, those are actually amazing instructions, lol.
I got really into studying pandemics (read the Hot Zone and all) in the Summer of 2019. In the winter of 2019-2020 I wanted to make my science fair project the history of pandemics.
Wait until kwite hears about strange aeons
that ceaser one aged like a peeled avocado
Don’t remind me there’s one in my fridge
These memes aged like the relationship between me and my birth parents (which i haven’t seen in about 15 years. I’m now 17 and visited them up until i was 2)
We finally found you after 15 years lmao
6:13 in the movies they say that they made the terminators to be as realistic as possible, thus the imperfect teeth
“I am still alive.”
Actually multiple gpu videocards are something that existed for a short period. The Geforce GTX 690 is an example. It was literally two GTX 680 gpus on the same card. Modern videocards are crazy sure but they still don't actually use multiple gpus. Cards like that were basically an SLI setup on a single card and most modern games don't even support sli anymore so that's an easy way to tell those cards are not being produced. AMD was the last maker of dual gpu cards and they dropped out of that in like 2015 or 16.
so weird I was literally just playing blinx last night!!!
8:00 it's still getting reposted. Not really aged like milk
i mean, i actively use tumblr, but i’m also the only person i know in real life that uses it so
Something that didn't age well was a picture of the Minecraft inventory and it was filled up with totems of undying and the player was the queen of England.
She ran out
7:46 its actually pretty close to the original show mario voice, which is also something we’ve already heard
Like my milk from yestermonth
Edit: i mean the pasta sauce for the spaghetti my mom made
This is a Certified Blinx the cat moment
3:00 I’m sorry WHAT
There was a WINDOWS PHONE
That’s how badly that aged
“When was the last time you heard about someone actively using tumblr” Tumblr remains the only social media I’ve ever been(and continue to be) active on.
Blinx is a fun af game tho, and the soundtrack is fire. 2 though...let's not talk about it...
Thanks for reminding me I miss Blinx
I’m suspicious about kwite using the blinx image as the thumbnail, are we SURE, he isn’t a furry?
"It's not that bad-"
- My brother after taking the one chip challenge with me.
3:25 feel like the fact McDonalds left Russia, makes the quote actually way more powerful.
McDonalds ain't that good even price wise, 5 for 5 biggie meal at wendy's is better.
But damnit make me proud and patriotic American and Capitalist.
that description went from demeaning to deep really fast and idk how to feel abt it
that tarzan toy had me weak af
1:45 I’m watching this video exactly 120 years after the article was released
Oh the irony...
Oh the irony of your comment..
@@evilartise8912 touché
The Lego Movie
I saw a magazine today that said “the future is now. Stadia”
"When was the last time anyone talked about using tumblr" is a very funny statement considering the topic of this video. Yesterday, it was yesterday (1 am here currently), bc everyone is fleeing Twitter and Mastodon is the HOA of social networks
this is one of my favorite videos I've seen from you
I just love looking at kwites glasses it's just reflecting the camera
0:01
"Do you have any last words, Eren Yeager?"
*-Lara Tybur's last words*
I appreciate the uplifting video description!
Unlike most of the stuff in this video, kwite has aged like wine!
@Bully peter DO NOT TRUST THE ROBOT DO NOT TRUST THE AI DO NOT TRUST THE AI
and just like a glass of wine, i want to drink all the fluids inside him until hes dry
You could use his forehead as a texture for a 3D model of a potato.
@Bully peter bot, also thats potato wedges i have memerive the url
true
@0:41-0:57 OMG! I follow that Twitter account and had no idea who that cat character was! Thought it was their OC or something! I just learned something new today! Thanks! 😺
Tumblrs still in use but that's mainly because Twitter got worse
5:12
To be fair, most active Tumblr users I've encountered go out of their way to conceal the fact that they frequently use Tumblr, and I can't say I blame them, it's for the best that the true number of active tumblr users stay hidden from the general public.
8:13 I don’t think this was referring to having multiple graphics cards (which to be fair, is a lot less common now) but having multiple gpus on the same card. The last card that I know of like that was the gtx 690 from 10 years ago, so it’s very safe to call it dead.
Gawsh darnet, the floating hoody escaped the barn again.
9:30 A sussy pc!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11111!!!
*I am truly sorry.*
No, no. He's got a point
"never have you heard of someone actively using tumblr"
well well well well well well, what do we have here /j
6:45 believe that's in a civvie 11 video as well
The best part about that "man won’t fly in a million years" post is that orville wright wrote that article (aka the guy who flew the plane)
1:38 I love the multiple layers of 'but wait! it gets worse!'
Multiple GPU video cards is in reference to singular cards with multiple GPU die chips on them, which is most certainly dead, assuming you are just running multiple cards, not a decade old Video card
I can smell the rotting milk from here-
8:28 I’m playing Spore at the moment
Blinx _did_ get a second game where you can customize your character, but that’s about it.
5:14 PMSeymour and Cosmic Wonders. Advos animations. Whygena. A bunch of my other favorite animators.
“Jimmy, it’s kinda sussy Baka imposer amuges that you don’t use Facebook.”
“Mother I am 7 months old”
9:30 same, got a nice cheap curved samsung display walmart used to sell. Maxes out 60FPS 1080p and the only reason for me to increase youtube quality past that is their compression.
3:11 This was wrong before he said it. Because of the US invasion of Panama.
Seriously though ,, anyone who hasn’t seen battle star galactica should give it a watch
6:16 well terminators operate in a post-apocalyptic world, not a lot of toothpaste laying around so anyone with perfect theeth would get a lot of looks
5:40 kwite’s pronunciation of tobacco(?)
Facts
Apple: The iPhone will change the future
Microsoft: It's just something we'll easily outdo right?
Apple: ...
Microsoft: *It's just something we'll easily outdo right?*
No woman would even dare to cheat on me. They are aware that I am the handsomest person they're ever gonna meet. That's why my wife has stayed with me. Not to mention she enjoys when she gets to tag along on my summits to other countries.
Yes, Spore WAS overhyped. It doesn't really get much attention anymore. Was it good? Yeah. Wad it as mind blowing as the prerelease hype made it out to be? Definitely not.
Ah yes-the Fable Effect
Spore could have been good
9:46 I’m literally watching on my iPhone, Kwite is a genius
Imagine making such a hilariously wild assumption about how long it would take to build something only for two pioneers in North Carolina to prove you wrong within a week
my personal favorite spoiled milk meme is all the posts that are like "2020 will be better than 2019!" ohhh you poor sweet soul.
It’s been a month. Tumblr porn is coming back.
Man, blinx is a pretty nice game, you should play it.
1:50 And, some say that the Wright brothers weren't the first people to make a plane
Because they weren’t, they made a glider… it was santos dumont
@@Bapper_McBapper yeah yer right, Santos Dumont did make an actual airplane, wright brothers made glorified angry birds
@@WevTheGamma More like Bad piggies lol
@@FabioliRavioli pffft, indeed.
My quarter aged flesh prison has also aged like milk
Another great kwite vi
til i learned russia no longer has mcdonald’s due to the war
Love the usage of pokemon mystery dungeons music really made me nostalgic
8:14 Yes Kwite, you edited the video on ONE gpu.
You know, I like to imagine that Kwite has Shrodinger's face. Since we don't see it, it is simultaneously there and not there under his mask and sunglasses. Maybe Kwite is just faceless and the mask and sunglasses ARE his face. Maybe he's an alien, or a ghost, or a demon. A hyperintelligent ant running a TH-cam channel operating a human mech. Technically, we'll never actually know unless he shows us!
This comment aged poorly
oh. i was not expecting that last line to steal my kneecaps
Seeing the thumbnail with blinx from timesweeper activated my neurons, I loved that game back in the day and I’m least glad that some people know of it’s existence (the game is crap compared to other things nowadays but the musics still bopping)
kwite be takin my bonk