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  • @lootgoblinmarketplace
    @lootgoblinmarketplace  ปีที่แล้ว +7

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  • @Quincy_Morris
    @Quincy_Morris หลายเดือนก่อน +189

    Most convoluted plot to steal a t shirt I’ve ever heard.

    • @JensMorrison
      @JensMorrison 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Yet, it was successful.

    • @theicyphoenix_7745
      @theicyphoenix_7745 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      i lowkey didnt see how this all was a bad thing until the op said "but i had a girlfriend at a time" from that point onward pure disgust settled in,prior to that sentence all i saw was an absolute win,but after it all i saw was an absolute cringe

  • @FerinusCarnifexVox
    @FerinusCarnifexVox ปีที่แล้ว +226

    You always have to worry when you hear Tabaxi Bard

    • @lootgoblinmarketplace
      @lootgoblinmarketplace  ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Definitely 😂

    • @charger1369
      @charger1369 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Every time

    • @zeehero7280
      @zeehero7280 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Tabaxi is closer to cat than traditional catgirl. a Tabaxi would be more suited to Conquest Paladin or some other dominating authority type.
      Cat owns you, silly human.

    • @JacobL228
      @JacobL228 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@zeehero7280 Whoosh. Do you think pathetic thirsty assholes care what the race is supposed to be like?

    • @Inaire_Falen
      @Inaire_Falen 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @zeehero7280 or a sneaky khajiit liking shiny things

  • @Priestcheese
    @Priestcheese ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Happy my DM let me play a Tabaxi.
    Most of the cat puns/jokes were made by my DM and fellow players.
    I just made Alcoholic jokes.

    • @melibaws2328
      @melibaws2328 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      absolutely based

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Our Tabaxi druid was so low intelligence, if transforming into a wolf affected your intelligence stat, it would have improved it.

    • @xIstenbul
      @xIstenbul 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      demo TF2

  • @sm901ftw
    @sm901ftw ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Honestly, credit to Dave. That crap needs to be called out, so thank god at least one of the players had Dudebro's back.
    I get Annie wanting to play wingman, but that "plan" was downright harrassment. Not to be that guy, but imagine if the roles had been reversed and the GM was caught waiting in some girl's bedroom with his dick out?
    Not to mention GM was also Annies friend, and she knew he was in a relationship... no bueno.

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Yeah, I was thinking it was just a cringey seduction attempt until I heard she knew he had a girlfriend. Like, really?

  • @Cheezymuffin.
    @Cheezymuffin. ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "With a real twinkle in her eye which I would realise all too late wasn't a twinkle but the barely perceptible electrical feedback which indicated the short-circuiting of the sanity wires in her brain."
    That line has me roling XDDD It's fucking great, I am stealing that

    • @Miraihi
      @Miraihi ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True poetry

    • @Nahoogg
      @Nahoogg 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I believe Barney called it "crazy eyes"

  • @PinkMawile
    @PinkMawile ปีที่แล้ว +81

    The fact Annie encouraged this. I wonder if she had been pushing her towards him from the start.

    • @jordellfreshbreeze7133
      @jordellfreshbreeze7133 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Who knows… I don’t like how girls scheme together

    • @ferragusslackwyrm
      @ferragusslackwyrm 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Sounds like it.

    • @dingdongspaghetti
      @dingdongspaghetti 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      "as it turns out, trish and annie had concocted the events of this evening together"
      he literally says it right there in the post

    • @corberus3119
      @corberus3119 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@dingdongspaghetti i think they were implying that Annie was planing this when the D&D game was first arranged before DM had ever met Trish, not that Trish had fallen for the DM and at some point before the incident discussed it with Annie

  • @saice5503
    @saice5503 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    sometimes i feel like im cringe and gross. then i remember that people like her exist, and those feelings are replaced by a deep existential disappointment with the state of humanity

    • @lootgoblinmarketplace
      @lootgoblinmarketplace  ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I feel like reading these stories gives me a few takeaways to help with my campaigns but is mostly a great way to reassure myself things could be much much worse

    • @SotiCoto
      @SotiCoto ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don't worry. The fact that you use "cringe" as an adjective means you're exactly the way you feel.

    • @hossdelgado626
      @hossdelgado626 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@SotiCoto and you are worse than anyone who has used cringe, cause you felt the need to give an underhanded insult without prompting

  • @mikkelstergaard6218
    @mikkelstergaard6218 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Every time I hear this story I feel like I need therapy

  • @DeviantDespot
    @DeviantDespot 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Charisma can't make someone do something that they wouldn't normally do, it must makes them do something thy would normally do for friends or good friends. If they are attracted maybe even lovers, but it doesn't alter a persons sexual orientation or force them to engage phyisically.

    • @hossdelgado626
      @hossdelgado626 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      You are implying that people who play bards to rp 50 shades of the Mad Mage know the word consent, let alone its definition.... and it's a furry tabaxi bard on top of it.. so little self control, possibly being divergent on the mental stats, and usually way too blunt on topics of gratuitous sexual subjects.
      I would've left the moment tabaxi was mentioned in any sexual scenario. I've had a dm try to force it once, and learned my lesson

  • @TheDustyChinchilla
    @TheDustyChinchilla 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    Honestly the unwanted and mega-cringey sexual advance wasn’t even that bad, just kinda pathetic and embarrassing. But the fact that both her and Annie knew about OP’s girl and still went for it is disgusting to me. Homewreckers are the worst scum of the earth, just let people be happy together. Get your own.

  • @spicytrashpanda
    @spicytrashpanda ปีที่แล้ว +32

    ...stuffing as micj of her bottom lip under her teeth as is reasonably possible in what appearwd ro be an attempt to devour her own chin.
    Fucking dead right there

  • @Quietu
    @Quietu ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I have heard this story in every “bad DnD stories” channel I watch. Can you imagine being this girl and having this moment broadcast over and over again. I wouldn’t be able to look up anything DnD related. Ever. I’ld die of embarrassment.

    • @xxscrublordxxx5652
      @xxscrublordxxx5652 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think it's fairly clear they're not capable of embarrassment.

  • @jamesvan2201
    @jamesvan2201 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    before i knew he had a gf, i was thinking, wow, what's wrong with her that he doesnt want her? and "there's nothing wrong with that." but after learning he has a gf and she knew and annie knew and STILL tried to do this is measures beyond disrespectful. like, what were annie and trish thinking??? he cheats on his gf with her and they would end up happy together? if you cheat on someone you are in a relationship with, then chances are pretty good, you will cheat on the next person you are with. what "trish" and "annie" did was way wrong on so many levels.

  • @captaindemobeard9560
    @captaindemobeard9560 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Saying that woman has a few screws loose is an understatement. 🤣

  • @sitruc44
    @sitruc44 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    No shortage of loose marbles

  • @Mantelar
    @Mantelar 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    When we played DND as horny teenagers, sex was never brought up, except in a context we all understood due to parents cheating and divorcing, etc. I think we all just wanted a break. I remember we barred girls from the game instinctually, not because we didn’t like them, but because we didn’t want drama. No drama, just recreating. We wanted a break from real life…go figure.

  • @rcgunner7086
    @rcgunner7086 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    The other lesson for Trish is "READ YOUR AUDIENCE".

  • @jamesvan2201
    @jamesvan2201 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    that's crazy how one person ruined a relationship, a bunch of friendships, and a game for a group of people......A GAME! some people have problems separating fact from fiction.....

  • @topkek996
    @topkek996 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    As a DM it's essential to curb furry behavior the moment they test the ice. If you want them in your games, that is

    • @lootgoblinmarketplace
      @lootgoblinmarketplace  ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I haven’t had the best experiences at my table with that too

    • @Valentine011
      @Valentine011 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I play with a group of furries, none of them have ever tried this shit and i would never expect it from them.

    • @cleotasberkley9048
      @cleotasberkley9048 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I keep wanting to give furries the benefit of the doubt, because stereotypes are reductive and everybody is different, nobody deserves to be judged by the community they happen to inhabit.
      BUT
      I've yet to meet this mythical group of furries, or even a single individual furry, who didn't embody some or all of the stereotypes and utterly fail to integrate into polite society.
      I understand, this is an anecdote and I've probably just gotten unlucky or am going off of negativity bias.
      BUT
      Whenever I say the things I just said, the only people who tell me I'm full of shit are furries.
      Do with these statements what you will.

    • @Valentine011
      @Valentine011 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@cleotasberkley9048 dont get me wrong, we are weird. We just aint all this kind of gross. This is completely unacceptable behavior for anyone i am friends with.

    • @Priestcheese
      @Priestcheese ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah furries and weeb get a bad rep for their lifestyle and their community dosen’t help much to improve their rep sometimes.

  • @Snes64
    @Snes64 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    That's funny. Bro avoided a huge bullet by not giving into lust and greed. Nobody was single. 😂

  • @Maninawig
    @Maninawig ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I know we're here for D&D, but can I take a moment to verify that Annie was mad that OP wasn't a chauvinistic cheater?
    The fact is that OP's a top knotch guy with very great traits, and if I read that correctly, I am questioning Annie's morality on loyalty...

    • @JacobL228
      @JacobL228 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I don't know what chauvinism has to do with anything, but yeah. Did she want to be with a guy who would cheat on his girlfriend? I bet the anime she was describing was one of those harem isekai. They all have an OP MC who immediately says yes to sex as soon as a girl asks, no matter who she is, and then finds an excuse for why it's okay that he cheated on his girlfriend.

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@JacobL228 chauvinısm would further the cheating by treating women like achievements rather than people. I was using the term just to amplify the fact of someone who'd cheat indiscriminately.

    • @JacobL228
      @JacobL228 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@Maninawig I think objectifying woman is generally separate from infidelity. It's more about their strength of character than their personal views. Honestly, by drawing a connection to chauvinism, you make it seem like men cheat far more often than women, which just isn't true; gender is irrelevant when it comes to infidelity.

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@JacobL228 I think you're either just trying to argue, or misunderstanding. If I said the silver key, I am not saying that all keys must be silver or that only keys are silver. I am saying the item described has both properties.
      The same applies with my initial comment. I am not saying that all cheaters objectify woman, nor that only men cheat. I am questioning is Annie (in particular) was upset that OP (specifically) did not act in a specific way as to be described as a chauvanistıc cheater. Claiming what I said was an empirical statement would be a fallacy.

    • @RageKage987
      @RageKage987 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@JacobL228 no the characters are usually not the type to have sex if a girl asks, they are usually oblivious to sexual advances and clueless not sex fiends idk where you got that I've never seen a harem like that. sex scenes are very rarely in any anime much less harem which consists of mostly garbage shows. she was watching a shoujo anime for girls where the guy usually gives everything to the girl MC and does everything for her as the perfect man basically the dudes worship the girls, and they are also a mysterious bad boy who can't be controlled yet are always really good guys deep down. women don't usually watch harem anime not even a lot of men do bc as I said they are usually bad. and it's not the anime that made her like this she's just a freak I watch anime too and I'm not dressing up like them and lots of us don't do that.

  • @reverendmorgano9659
    @reverendmorgano9659 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Every fury does not have to be so cringe and every bard does not have to come automatically equipped with a cloth and bottle of chloroform. I think it was all indulged a little too much to begin with but this sounds more like a real world pile of problems than actually game related. It just all sounded like a scenario that often ends up getting someone shot or stabbed to death by a jealous and rightfully angry girlfriend and the guys in the story are just better off without those two girls in their lives.

  • @heroman2372
    @heroman2372 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I am a furry. I like Tabaxi. However, I also know how straight up horny furries can be.
    When I heard "Tabaxi Bard" I saw a football field of red flags.

    • @ryanthemostwantedfurry1281
      @ryanthemostwantedfurry1281 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I'll be perfectly honest, I would totally welcome this thing, but if I was single. If she would do this while I am having a girlfriend already, I'd be absolutely livid too.

    • @LibraritheWizardOfficial
      @LibraritheWizardOfficial 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Forget football field, this was a full in-their-heyday USSR military parade of red flags

  • @jackdanielson1740
    @jackdanielson1740 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I remember this story. I believe crit crab did it

    • @lootgoblinmarketplace
      @lootgoblinmarketplace  ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I believe you’re right. This one has definitely made the rounds!

    • @Arcticmaster1190
      @Arcticmaster1190 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Crit Crab, Den of the Drake, and I think Crispy’s Tavern may or may not have done it. Because it’s quite the bizarre case.

    • @Inaire_Falen
      @Inaire_Falen 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "lootgoblinmarketplace
      1 year ago
      I believe you’re right. This one has definitely made the rounds!" like this foxy cat chick probably making rounds on men...

  • @evanlockard2073
    @evanlockard2073 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This is possibly the best written one I’ve ever heard. Props to whoever wrote that. I’m sorry they went through that but my goodness do they have a good sense of humor.

    • @demityrant1784
      @demityrant1784 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He literally states that he's a dude multiple times..

  • @Argumedies
    @Argumedies 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Sorry, for a second there, (1.39)I thought you said "dirty movies."😆

  • @ryanthemostwantedfurry1281
    @ryanthemostwantedfurry1281 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I am someone with wild fantasies and I would really not be opposed to something like this. At all. But I am with the Dudebro on that. If this would happen while I was single, no problem. BUT THE IDEA THAT SHE TRIED TO BASICALLY BE A FUCKING HOMEWRECKER IS BEYOND INSANE

  • @casually_lurking
    @casually_lurking 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The ending had me dieing. . . I love stories like these, seriously the social misread is terrible but the payout is too awkward not to laugh at.

  • @cyclone8974
    @cyclone8974 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    They're not supposed to work that way in D&D either....

  • @arcamean785
    @arcamean785 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I never got people obsession with being the "horny bard" even as a trope, it's one thing if the party agrees in session zero but otherwise it's what I call a "fade to black". They can roll to seduce but there will be no descriptions that couldn't be said in front of their mother (assuming they're a decent person :p) as eRP forever changes the group dynamic.

  • @TooTheTooDude
    @TooTheTooDude ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This just in local furry figures out charisma roles don't work irl

  • @ViktorLoR_Mainu
    @ViktorLoR_Mainu ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like the way you use your words, magic man

  • @StorySmith-qc9el
    @StorySmith-qc9el 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    It's messed up that this is something that can be said, but, considering everything in the past 30 or 40 years, I'm just glad he got away from the situation as clean as he did. I fully expected her to try to ruin his relationship or make certain allegations. Thank God she's so unstable she couldn't formulate any bs.

  • @peterlane7128
    @peterlane7128 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love this story so much. XD ive seen it from a few people on youtube now, and each has their unique commentary. But i love because its such a quintessential *college* story. 😂

  • @euanthompson
    @euanthompson 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is one of the many reasons that I don't really allow flirting, and certainly don't allow anything more than tactical flirting, at my tables. I know of too many horror stories including people literally divorcing people for the player of their characters love interest.
    I once had a friend ask if the kind of nonsense in this video was normal.

  • @artembolshakov3901
    @artembolshakov3901 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Honestly, the only reason this is wrong is that the dude has a girlfriend. That automatically makes everything they did waaay out of bounds. If he were single .... sane? No. Hot? Yes.
    Also, that reaction to rejection was unhinged.

  • @Dug-y2d
    @Dug-y2d 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    She tried the naked man

  • @Zilharr-eo3oh
    @Zilharr-eo3oh 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Jesus the self-brag for the setup took forever

    • @Inaire_Falen
      @Inaire_Falen 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      insulting himself is a self brag

  • @imapseudonym6198
    @imapseudonym6198 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    My rule of thumb about explicit stuff in D&D is always exactly the same: Fine to include, fine to make plentiful jokes about.... and ALWAYS of the 'fade to black' variety. Exclusively. Actually roleplaying ANY of it is instant red flag territory.

  • @Zazie_Stockstill
    @Zazie_Stockstill หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm not much of a DnD person at all but i very much enjoy this

  • @Mollikar
    @Mollikar 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    LOL I sympathize with the irl dump stat in wisdom I need a map and a 100 percent lore check.

  • @Usmc86
    @Usmc86 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Dude bragging about himself for 5 minute straight at the beginning of the story was completely cringe and unnecessary lol you pulled the story through for me and I enjoyed the story

    • @Inaire_Falen
      @Inaire_Falen 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Usmc86 descriving himself both good and bad actually

    • @Inaire_Falen
      @Inaire_Falen 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      he described himself

  • @lordsinister707
    @lordsinister707 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    And this is why I will not allow romance in my stories when I start running games. This type of behavior needed to be nipped in the bud from the beginning

  • @Talonos2
    @Talonos2 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    What she was doing would have fulfilled the secret fantasy of *millions* of Otaku. Suddenly finding a half-naked catgirl in your bed? There are *hundreds* of vicarious wish-fulfilment anime, manga, light novels, and web serials with that premise. It was a good plan. The fact that she tried it against a dudebro was just really bad luck, a total target audience failure.
    Not only that, but it's *Really* rude to try and seduce somebody in a committed relationship. And Annie's a jerk for thinking such a thing was appropriate. The OP was all *sorts* of "not the right person" to try this stunt on.
    I hope she finds a nice guy as weird as her and they make each other absurdly happy.

  • @Bo4is
    @Bo4is ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is a fuckin tv show scenario

  • @MartyrPandaGaming
    @MartyrPandaGaming 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Never stat dump Wisdom. I have been telling people that for years when they have done something that was, obviously, not smart.

  • @xIstenbul
    @xIstenbul 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The stories on this channel are the sole reason I've been improving myself. Glad I found this channel.

  • @motorcycleboy9000
    @motorcycleboy9000 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This definitely 10,000% happened 😂

  • @andreapasqua8639
    @andreapasqua8639 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It reminds me of how in that odd show about the science geeks have that tall weird friend that is oblivious to many things. The tall weird friend somehow is conversing with the mailman about women troubles, where the mailman says about how women be whack in the colloquial vernacular from the working class.
    I guess it could have been way worse thought. Replace the crazy woman with an effeminate guy holding a tray of what is dubbed chickie nuggies and chockie moo while wearing some kind of knock off Hooter's uniform while addressing the poor guy as their father figure. Try explaining that the the University counselor or your friends.
    I swear this is why humans never will have nice things, unless like aliens have a fetish for human cringe stories.

    • @tomnevins1904
      @tomnevins1904 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What in the fuck did I just read

    • @botarakutabi1199
      @botarakutabi1199 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where do I find an effeminate guy holding a tray of what is dubbed chickie nuggies and chockie moo while wearing some kind of knock off Hooter's uniform while addressing me as their father figure?

    • @Scatmanseth
      @Scatmanseth ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was way too specific to not have happened to someone in your life. Story?

    • @hossdelgado626
      @hossdelgado626 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This is freakin wild lmao

    • @demityrant1784
      @demityrant1784 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      BITCHES AINT SHIT LMAO

  • @fiercedeity9955
    @fiercedeity9955 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The insult game of this man is strong

  • @Inaire_Falen
    @Inaire_Falen 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    9:16 "i had a girlfriend" second horror creepy dnd story where schizo chick ignores the fact that i have a girlfriend

  • @shirakawamaseru
    @shirakawamaseru 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Nice TTRPG Horror Story Fanfiction

  • @Cheeseybeaver45
    @Cheeseybeaver45 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Some of y’all in the comments seemed jealous at the DM for calling himself attractive lol

  • @mythrick7109
    @mythrick7109 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    There’s your problem. The cute ones are the crazy ones. It’s easy to spot a weirdo, but not with women.

  • @Inaire_Falen
    @Inaire_Falen 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    11:16 trish and annie wow two schizo double the crazy

  • @ShowerCurtain1
    @ShowerCurtain1 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I'm sorry, but IMAGINE if this was reversed. Imagine two guys scheming behind a woman and her boyfriend's back to try and get that woman to cheat on her boyfriend. Imagine the guy staying behind at her house after the rest of the group leaves, getting naked, putting on her shirt, and lying on her bed and acting like an anime character to try and seduce her. Then imagine him and the other guy screaming at her when she refuses, and sending her insults over text for daring to stay faithful to her boyfriend. This isn't cringe, this is predator behavior.

  • @soldierbreed
    @soldierbreed ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Started off really wierd felt like op was tryna up himself a lil too much for me

    • @amaurycanales
      @amaurycanales 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      FRFR, he writes suuuper corny too.

    • @OdelyxRa
      @OdelyxRa 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ain't no way yall hating a man for describing a socialable personality. Anti-social Projection much?

  • @thepiecrab1414
    @thepiecrab1414 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dave is the real G.

  • @JoshuaRWorkman
    @JoshuaRWorkman หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Sometimes I'm glad my attempts at playing D&D have all been short-lived. Sure, I miss out on all the good, positive, and fun moments, but I also don't have to put up with events like any of the horror stories like this I've heard from videos like this. Or been the creepy guy no one wants to play with who doesn't understand why.

    • @xbamfo8199
      @xbamfo8199 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I can just say that 'horror stories' like this are very rare, and often made up as a creative writing exercise. Or highly, highly exaggerated. Most d&d fallout scenarios just boil down to schedule conflicts or someone being a flake.

    • @Inaire_Falen
      @Inaire_Falen 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      xbamfo8199 i lived through one such horror story and they do exist

  • @alexdurst9659
    @alexdurst9659 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't think the DM could have handled it better. What 'Trish' did was pretty much the equivalent of an unsolicited dong pic except worse because he couldn't just put down a phone to get away. He took it quite well and, if anything, I'm suspicious of Rich. Rich's friend was sexually harassed and his response seems to have been to abandon his friend because of it (I may be wrong about Rich though, maybe there was more to it).

    • @infebris
      @infebris หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      honestly i think this could count as sexual harassment.

    • @MongoTheMagnificent666
      @MongoTheMagnificent666 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Rich sounds soft as hell honestly. Unless there was more drama than that night, then 1 instance of someone new causing trouble making him leave forever is just weak

    • @RageKage987
      @RageKage987 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      the dude literally broke up with his GF bc of this. did you miss that he was so outraged him and his GF broke up that's a good man right there. not surprising he doesn't want to play anymore it ruined his relationship. but I will say I think he dodged a bullet his GF was a problem if she was in on this.

    • @RageKage987
      @RageKage987 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@infebris it is no need to think. lol

  • @kyleschmaing8908
    @kyleschmaing8908 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This dude spends half this story telling us how amazing he is and how good looking he is and how smart he is... Press X to Doubt. I get the weird feeling this was him getting turned down by the girl he lusted after and so he took a chance to pretend it happened the other way around... Yes of course my sexy rugby playing physics studying charismatic nerd self was set upon by an unwanted attractive nerd girl and I got to tell her off in a spectacular way.

  • @brendenporterfield327
    @brendenporterfield327 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Mr. Marketplace, I have to disagree with you on the takeaway. The take away is actually that attractive guys should leave ttrpgs to us uggos, and that if an attractive woman plays dnd, run

    • @kylethompson9068
      @kylethompson9068 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Is it the people that I'm attracted to that's causing all my problems or my own inability to control myself? The world may never know.

    • @brendenporterfield327
      @brendenporterfield327 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @kylethompson9068 I dunno man I'm just racist against good looking people (this is a shitpost, before anyone decides to take it seriously)

  • @synchacker25
    @synchacker25 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Adding tabaxi bard to the list of no-go characters right under tiefling rogue.

    • @demityrant1784
      @demityrant1784 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What are tiefling rogue players known for doing? Murderhobo?

  • @VictorTyne
    @VictorTyne 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    You could NOT tell this story where I live. You'd be immediately dogpiled for trying to shame a woman, especially a woman gamer, called a sexist and a predator and incel.

  • @Gjappy
    @Gjappy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What the actual...

  • @Flopdoodle
    @Flopdoodle 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Well this is 100% fake, and more of some misguided narcissists attempt to "humble brag" for 10 minutes straight.

    • @lootgoblinmarketplace
      @lootgoblinmarketplace  27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Honestly, the self described gigachad tangent does make me question how much of this is real. I’ve definitely heard and experienced situations though where players try to break up a relationship and justify it because “they have D&D in common” but the person they are dating doesn’t so they are “a better match”

    • @Inaire_Falen
      @Inaire_Falen 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Flopdoodle trish? annie? is that you?

  • @ratedjentertainment
    @ratedjentertainment 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The weirdest community I’ve ever seen.

  • @bkanderson2659
    @bkanderson2659 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Her playing a “foxfolk”/tabaxi was a huge red flag. None of that furry nonsense at my table, thank you very much.

  • @qewqeqeqwew3977
    @qewqeqeqwew3977 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    How can people even think it is a real story? It is so poorly written, that It is painful to listen to. *huge fucking facepalm*
    Alone ""I am not your typical nerd architype. I am fairly tall and fairly muscular, ..." AHAHAHHA

    • @hossdelgado626
      @hossdelgado626 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's a reddit user, not like they are well know paragons of well written literature and understanding of human interactions. Though, it's fked up just enough for me to believe some of its true, though, definitely not that intro lmao

  • @hadeseye2297
    @hadeseye2297 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yep. His Wisdom has to be very, very low. He would have such amounts of unordinary love, that many can only dream of. Eeeeeeh. xD

  • @Inaire_Falen
    @Inaire_Falen 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    4:26 furry? lol

  • @TurtleBazooka
    @TurtleBazooka 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Tabaxi didn't exist in 3.5... I wonder what the character actually was...

    • @infebris
      @infebris หลายเดือนก่อน

      probably homebrew tabaxi

    • @TurtleBazooka
      @TurtleBazooka หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@infebris, not particularly plausible to me, given the fact that it was already a reskin on top. Likely one of the 6+ catfolk/catfolk adjacent races presented in 3.5, or slightly more likely, the story is fabricated. Either whole cloth or trying to use it being 3.5 to sound like an oldhead.

    • @amaurycanales
      @amaurycanales 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It's the internet, none of it ever happened.

    • @hossdelgado626
      @hossdelgado626 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@amaurycanalesthe crazier part is when it really happened, but is so off the wall, that we gotta doubt it for our own mental wellbeing

    • @amaurycanales
      @amaurycanales 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@hossdelgado626 indeed.

  • @heyitsme1618
    @heyitsme1618 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Of all the things that didn’t happen, this never happened the most. The self description alone is obvious bs and made me click off the vid.

    • @Inaire_Falen
      @Inaire_Falen 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      so u annie or trish?

  • @zacharylancon1126
    @zacharylancon1126 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tbh if you didn't have a girlfriend already this probably would of been a dm heaven scenario

    • @0rangutann
      @0rangutann หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe for you, I would be mortified if a furry wanted to smash me

    • @MongoTheMagnificent666
      @MongoTheMagnificent666 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Never stick your D in crazy

    • @zacharylancon1126
      @zacharylancon1126 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@MongoTheMagnificent666 crazy is like alcohol a little every now and then is fine but once you make it a consistent part of your life you should probably stay as far away from it as possible.....at least for a while

  • @AncientRylanor69
    @AncientRylanor69 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    So cringe LOL!

  • @OG_PoeDaPoet
    @OG_PoeDaPoet หลายเดือนก่อน

    This Dude should have had the fling

    • @MongoTheMagnificent666
      @MongoTheMagnificent666 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      L

    • @hossdelgado626
      @hossdelgado626 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Nah, you gotta remember the hot to crazy diagrams. If she's wearing cat ears and purring/ hissing but is rated as only cute, and the Mc has a girlfriend... he was probably looking at the long haul stable relationship and decided crazy furry pussy cat wasn't worth the flees and worms

    • @OG_PoeDaPoet
      @OG_PoeDaPoet 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@hossdelgado626 Nah he fumbled he might be G@y

    • @CobraCommander117
      @CobraCommander117 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@OG_PoeDaPoetlol

    • @Inaire_Falen
      @Inaire_Falen 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      OG_PoeDaPoet virgin take

  • @hadeseye2297
    @hadeseye2297 ปีที่แล้ว

    Poeple are need to be educated that there are RPGs - real thing - and lame representation of it in video games market, called crpgs. That ttrpg term needs to go out. Using it is like saying crpgs were first. Like what the hell? How you can rename a thing that has a name already?

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why not keep both terms?

    • @infebris
      @infebris หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      what are you talking about? you use TTRPG to specify table top, its not that deep at all.

  • @DjAkho
    @DjAkho ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How fake would u look it to be

    • @Scatmanseth
      @Scatmanseth ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can’t say for certain that this ever happened but I knew a girl in high school who would have done this to my best friend without a second thought. Woman furries creep me out even more than the dudes tbh.

    • @amaurycanales
      @amaurycanales 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I second this.
      Not because I think the scenario is impossible, but because it's written in a super tryhard way. Like something from amateur writer hour or wattpad.
      "...I would realize all too late wasn't a twinkle..."
      "I might have realized that the rattling noise wasn't her dice tower... "
      Never have I ever heard anyone tell or write a real story like that.
      The way the OP writes is pretty cringe.

    • @myself2noone
      @myself2noone 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@amaurycanalesIf anything, that means it's probably real. A person who doesn't write much having amateur writing? What part of that is inconsistent? People are cringe in real life.

    • @amaurycanales
      @amaurycanales 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@myself2noone fair point, I guess.