Seeing Dan smile and congratulate Hortense was sweet. He rarely does that for anyone. To add insult to injury, she ends up engaged to the boss later on. Sucks for Dan.
@@MrOverfloater Yeah, I know it's Hortense, my dude. Been knowing for 10 years since I watched this show years ago. Trust me. It's just my phone's stupid auto-correct that messed up what I was writing. Lmao!
@@sherlockhomestheonionking2111 Yeah, Hortence marries the creator of the burger place and Dan tries to break up the wedding because he still loves her and the owner had like six wives before Hortence. All his ex-wives are friends and don't have hard feelings against him, so they all show up to the wedding.
@@pokemonslayer3345 That kinda creepy. The dudes in his 40-60s and she's looks like she could be his daughter. Not to mention it was a boss relationship...
I hear a lot of people say that about shows like this. I don’t think it would work. Ren and stimpy got a few mature episodes and those are considered pretty low quality I’ve heard.
@@ComicWriter-ml3qt ren and stimpy was also not really a down to earth show like this or regular show for another example. I mean come on at least we got human main characters
Real Talk: It was very awesome of Dan to value her career and future over whatever he could get out of their relationship. Too bad it turns out he's just too lazy to drive 30 minutes to visit her lol
Have you been to Santa Monica? Or experience LA traffic? On a good day it’s like 30mins. But expect an hour or two for most days. Also that place is horrible even by LA standards.
She is probably too busy with her new job to be able to even talk to Dan. Plus she never invited him over and he likely did call but she would never answered because she was so busy.
@@statixlaw5675a marriage is about supporting your partner’s goals, whatever they may be. In their relationship, Dan’s goals have already been fulfilled (customer satisfaction at the burger joint) thanks to help from Hortence. He returns the favor by supporting Hortence’s leaving to become a regional manager and climb the ladder.
I always have a soft spot for brunettes with freckles, and the bucktooth look can honestly be pretty cute. I liked her *before* I got a good look at her from the back and gotta say after I did that pretty much sold it. A girl like her would definitely be very attractive in real life.
0:57 I don't think Hortence going big in corporation, with that kind of grip and the position of the boss hands, she's going somewhere in the couch for interview.
Here marrying her boss represents marrying her job, which is an issue a lot of relationships have where they focus more on their job than their relationship.
is mess up they made us think they were going to be a thing. but slap are faces when she marries her boss. also she knows full well Dan over reacts. so what's the issue, you know? this show falling on I like to call a case of "the show must go on" disease. everytime there's some form or minor form of a development that well ether make a character or the whole show better that could make a good end of the show later. than they would find a way on any shape or form to fuck it up. the simpsons, family guy, dragon ball, star vs the forces of evil, steven universe, fairly odd parents. the list goes on.
@@rickydiscord7671 it's called maintaining the status quo. It's been done since the comic book days, why do you think villains just get "sent to jail" instead of killed off or reformed as a good person? It's just so they can come back to fight the hero again. Same with cartoons, don't want to add a new character to the main cast? Set up a way to permanently prevent them from appearing as a regular on the show.
@@justnoel4088 I'm talking about the fact there's some shows that I put on the list. didn't need any bullshit reason to keep the show going or make a character worse then they already were. yes I get there's drama but there's no need to keep it going to the point that's getting annoying, old and brainless. and I also talking about shows that we know the characters to well that it's upsetting they have to act dumb because of writing just to keep the show going because of money. I don't defend stuff like that. like I have said about Dan VS. everything's fine, we know there's no true happiness and we know he well mess at some point ether way. that's why I'm not upset about him on not having the girl. if he did than he well mess up anyway and it's just going to make even more drama even though the show ALREADY have drama.
That boss is definitely a creep. You can see the manipulation, it's sad. Like imagine leaning in for a kiss and your boss pulls you away. To be honest, it seemed like the boss manipulated Hortence, it seems like he's living his life finding a new wife for his benefits only. Hortence seems fairly young and it feels like she's an easy target for Jeremiah Burger. Even the way he separated Dan says a lot, you can see the desire to get with this girl as soon as possible. From the way he pulls her from Dan quickly, the way he grabs her {which is really invasive to do to your employees,}, and the way he tries to connect with her by using his private jet. It even says a lot because at the end of the wedding episode, Hortence wanted Dan to go away, it looks like Jeremiah was using Dan's weaknesses and manipulating Hortence to isolate herself to the ones who could help her. And what really adds to this is the fact that he had 6 wives, if he is this desperate as a human being then I'm not surprised if his exes were manipulated in one way or another. This clip really foreshadows the wedding episode which really is concerning. Jeremiah and Hortence definitely have some sort of power complex. It's sad to see her being taken away because sooner or later she's gonna realize she went with a creepy burger man who went with her because she was easy to get with.
I know this is 10 months old but; I was mentally fighting myself while witnessing that scene. I hate when company big shots are depicted like this, gives me chills and the need for violence. Thank god reddit's r/eyeblech or r/crazyfuckingvideos exists. Helps me get my mind off creepy sadistic shit similar to this.
There's another layer that people who aren't from LA might not understand. 20 miles in LA might as well be a cross-country trip. With traffic (and it's LA, so there's never not traffic) it's like an hour drive. Each way.
Dan and Hortense are so cute together. I was really sad that she got married to Jeremiah Burger. :/ I'm still holding out hope that maybe someday they will be together.
Maybe someone writes a fic where Burger croaks, leaves her the lot and Dan schemes to get with her but has to prove it's her he wants not the bucks or she is traded in by Burger for a younger model and gets with Dan on the rebound... Fic writers assemble!
same, I was really hoping they'd get together but I was literally crushed when I found out she got married to Jeremiah Burger, and on the wedding episode I was with dan cuz of that, it's very cruel to do such thing
@@Hulk2k6 That first part is basically Dan's plan he states at the end of the wedding episode lol. Though at the end of that, Burger is having a heart attack and we don't see him recover so maybe it'll happen sooner than later lol
@@byazura9824 Hortence being 14 was a joke, she's confirmed an adult in the show by the creator. Still, she's probably at least 10 years younger than Dan.
Bro, I can't believe that Hortence was originally 15 during this episode. They went back and changed it to her being 21 or something, but for a while everyone, even the creators, said she was a kid in her first ever job.
Wow, this hurts. That just sucks; she left the one she loved (like liked) for a job. Been there before, Dan. It is better to have loved than to never have loved before...love stinks.
You know I actually feel bad for Dan having his first true lover to be with another man that's literally older than her. I wish Dan would have a better end it.
yeah like not everyone is nice. some people over reacted. if you come across a wrong person they would make your life a living hell or just kill you. not everything or every place is save or peaceful to live. unlike Family Guy and South Park. Dan VS. is actually closer to home for loners when it comes to living alone. but stuck with so many dumb people that's not making it easy on you. another relatable fact you actually have ether a friend or family member that are like Chris. you ask them for help because there some things you can't just do alone and they do little anything to help you.
Too bad, they would have balanced each other out. She would have smoothed out his rough edges and she'd never be bored with his crusades (some being perfectly valid). Most of all Elise would be eternally grateful lol (not having to deal with Dan so much).
Shoutout to when the official Facebook told everyone she was underage for years, and that continues to proliferate online even after they went back and said it was a joke. Absolute trolling
@Ozzy Blank idk The thought of a loved one getting stolen and being humiliated aren't very hot to me Of course most put themselves in the other guys shoes but then you're either an ass or you're coping Or of course you watched so much weird shit that you need it to be turned on
Dan : *made a gf who live 30 minutes from him and that he could come see every day if he wanted* : GONE FOREVER *almost kills his crush's husband and become the one being she hates the most in the entire world* : eh never say never ! 🙂
@James Furey that's true but there isn't any claim that Dan is Bisexual and I know that cuz I'm Bisexual myself, that's why I call the whole Dris relationship as debunked
I'm surprised she needs to move for a job she can reach in a 30 minutes drive. Heck, over here in my country people BICYCLE longer distances on a DAILY basis for their work!
When enough factors tear a relationship apart, it is indeed gone forever. Marriage is to but to force two people to take actions to become convenience to be with each other. Failed marriages are when they fail to reach this state convenience and suffer. A relationship is supposed to become a lifestyle after all. When Dan or Hortence didn't put the effort necessary to be together comfortably and happily. (A few ideas is Dan moving, or making it a lifestyle to go out to see eachother, or simply something) Honestly I am overthinking at this point and rambling
She’s getting promoted to regional manager not married but if your taking about Dan then idk he’s kinda crazy so it definitely seems like something he’d do
I *think* I have the right read on Dan, but I'd like to know if I got the right pulse on things... Dan for the most part may have a temper, but it takes a rather deliberate action to get his ire, (at least from what I remember in earlier episodes. While he might be comically willing to declare a vendetta against a concept or abstract thing, (Canada), He is far more willing to have patience with a person, and for the most part likes animals.... Then again, this is a loose analogy of a comedy show- so I'm not taking it very seriously.
Seeing Dan smile and congratulate Hortense was sweet. He rarely does that for anyone. To add insult to injury, she ends up engaged to the boss later on. Sucks for Dan.
He mentions that he wants her to follow it after what she has done for him. He is grateful that his could win his rights after the wrong order
holy **** dude it's spelled right there in the title
@@MrOverfloater Yeah, I know it's Hortense, my dude. Been knowing for 10 years since I watched this show years ago. Trust me. It's just my phone's stupid auto-correct that messed up what I was writing. Lmao!
He got ugly bastared.
I mean , the guy could'nt be fucked to drive half an hour at least once a week to see her, its not like he tried to stop it
Dan would drive to Canada, but he can’t drive 30 minutes down the road to see Hortence. 😂
he is a strange angry little man. and he has my pity.
That, and Dan knew that the boss was gonna marry her.
Gone forever
So like he said gone forever
@@chloenieuwsma4846
Farewell 🖖🏼
Dan is a lot of toxic things, but a toxic boyfriend isn’t one of em
Amen
Except for giving up as soon as things got a little inconvenient.
"I may be an asshole, but I'm not a 100% dick."
He’s a jerk but not a monster
Tell that to chris
"DO ME PROUD HORTENCE"
Considering that she marries him later, that takes on a whole new meaning.
Wait I don’t remember that?
Excuse me? 😂
@@sherlockhomestheonionking2111 Yeah, Hortence marries the creator of the burger place and Dan tries to break up the wedding because he still loves her and the owner had like six wives before Hortence. All his ex-wives are friends and don't have hard feelings against him, so they all show up to the wedding.
@@pokemonslayer3345 That kinda creepy. The dudes in his 40-60s and she's looks like she could be his daughter. Not to mention it was a boss relationship...
Wait when do they
She got that wagon, no, she got the whole CABOOSE
DUMPTRUCK DAWG
That *Cabussy* 👀
the caboose I know probably doesn't and what are you talking about right?
bow chika bum bum
Elise also got one too. Like the animators were goin crazy
I love the chained up Crunchy at the end with no context.
I love how every time he's appeared in one of the clips I uploaded he either gets cut off or he's there without context.
Also, you included the part where he's like "She's gone forever..." You're awesome for doing that! Thanks for uploading!
She's only 20 miles away, it's straight shot there.
You can be there in half an hour...
@@PerfectAlibi1
Gone forever...
Dan looks so cute smiling like an Emoji at the beginning
I agree. Get yourself someone that looks at you the way Dan looks at Hortense.
🙂
He looks like Charlie brown
Damn not only does that chick have a good personality but she got cakes like damn.
Um....I wouldn't call marrying a guy who had 6 previous wives a good personality 🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:58 we just gonna ignore this
@@casual7696 I'm not, creepy old bastard was already feeling her up. Look where his hands are.
Yeah she thick I like women like her.
@@livedhill1640 cartoons
Honestly, this was probably the most mature thing Dan did. After picking a girl who was THICC
and dressed like a waitress from Hooters
Hortence looks like she’s between 15 and 19 but Dan looks like he’s in his mid 20s to early 30s
Yeah but her boss looks like he's in his 50's 😭 it's weird
@@Tera_totally that’s understandable it her boss but we talking about a romantic relationship here
@@scramator9077 she married him later
@@Tera_totally true that I totally forgot she did that
Dan has game 🙏🙌
That there. That is true love. When you care more about someone else's happiness over your own. It brings a tear to my eye.
It really is.
ESPECIALLY COMING FROM DAN. Like dude
but than Hortence is getting married to someone else.
Dan: WHAT?! D:
XD
He also could have like... traveled the 30 minutes to see her so she didn't get married to Jeremiah Burger! AHH!
This show needs an adult swim reboot
Yes
I hear a lot of people say that about shows like this. I don’t think it would work. Ren and stimpy got a few mature episodes and those are considered pretty low quality I’ve heard.
@@ComicWriter-ml3qt ren and stimpy was also not really a down to earth show like this or regular show for another example. I mean come on at least we got human main characters
@@coolguy8473 yes.
I definitely think the show worked well as a children’s cartoon, but I hope that as an adult oriented one it doesn’t lose its charm.
Yeah, a 30 minute + drive sounds like "gone forever distance" to me too. 😂
I mean it isss California
It was more that she would end up with the boss(cause rich) rather than driving
@@jaydeleon8094 and that actually happened in a later episode
@@stargarden2577 even moreso now
That sounds like me
0:18, "yeah, I watch 'Dan Vs.' for the plot!"
💀
Neuron activated
Real Talk: It was very awesome of Dan to value her career and future over whatever he could get out of their relationship.
Too bad it turns out he's just too lazy to drive 30 minutes to visit her lol
Its not awesome actually. Why would you value a potentials wifes career over marriage?
@@statixlaw5675Yeah these people have messed up values
Have you been to Santa Monica? Or experience LA traffic? On a good day it’s like 30mins. But expect an hour or two for most days. Also that place is horrible even by LA standards.
She is probably too busy with her new job to be able to even talk to Dan. Plus she never invited him over and he likely did call but she would never answered because she was so busy.
@@statixlaw5675a marriage is about supporting your partner’s goals, whatever they may be.
In their relationship, Dan’s goals have already been fulfilled (customer satisfaction at the burger joint) thanks to help from Hortence.
He returns the favor by supporting Hortence’s leaving to become a regional manager and climb the ladder.
I had a crush on her back then In my High School Days and I don't care what anyone else said I think she's truly pretty.
She packing a cake tho 😂
@@ule2387 That's the real reason this guy like her lmao 😂
C A K E
I always have a soft spot for brunettes with freckles, and the bucktooth look can honestly be pretty cute. I liked her *before* I got a good look at her from the back and gotta say after I did that pretty much sold it.
A girl like her would definitely be very attractive in real life.
and surprisingly dummy thick
What I like about Dan is that he’s actually a cool dude if you don’t mess with him he won’t mess with you
0:57 I don't think Hortence going big in corporation, with that kind of grip and the position of the boss hands, she's going somewhere in the couch for interview.
I understand why cough (THICC) cough
No wonder they got married,heh.
And he conveniently grabbed her before they could kiss. This whole scene is uncomfortable and I don’t think a kid would even notice
Right on. The only comment spotting that out so far.
@@pineapplegamer6986that’s my favorite scene 🥲 a much richer, more successful man stole his betch just like how it should be
Here marrying her boss represents marrying her job, which is an issue a lot of relationships have where they focus more on their job than their relationship.
is mess up they made us think they were going to be a thing. but slap are faces when she marries her boss. also she knows full well Dan over reacts. so what's the issue, you know?
this show falling on I like to call a case of "the show must go on" disease.
everytime there's some form or minor form of a development that well ether make a character or the whole show better that could make a good end of the show later. than they would find a way on any shape or form to fuck it up.
the simpsons, family guy, dragon ball, star vs the forces of evil, steven universe, fairly odd parents. the list goes on.
@@rickydiscord7671 it's called maintaining the status quo. It's been done since the comic book days, why do you think villains just get "sent to jail" instead of killed off or reformed as a good person? It's just so they can come back to fight the hero again. Same with cartoons, don't want to add a new character to the main cast? Set up a way to permanently prevent them from appearing as a regular on the show.
@@justnoel4088 I'm talking about the fact there's some shows that I put on the list. didn't need any bullshit reason to keep the show going or make a character worse then they already were. yes I get there's drama but there's no need to keep it going to the point that's getting annoying, old and brainless. and I also talking about shows that we know the characters to well that it's upsetting they have to act dumb because of writing just to keep the show going because of money. I don't defend stuff like that. like I have said about Dan VS. everything's fine, we know there's no true happiness and we know he well mess at some point ether way. that's why I'm not upset about him on not having the girl. if he did than he well mess up anyway and it's just going to make even more drama even though the show ALREADY have drama.
Danny Ketch and Dan: Yeah we do have something a lot in common. Some ex who chose their job over our love.
The animal shelter guard at the end makes this scene gold. Just casually jumps into the scene in chains.
he's a random hippie that appears throughout most of the series
“I’ll always like you like you.”
crazy that this shit aired on the same network as my little pony when this show honestly wouldn't look out of place on adult swim, fox or mtv
It was pitch to adult swim
@@kitleecaplinger2987so was regular show
Both feel right for that audience imo
For years j saw memes of this show and I thought it WAS an Adult Swim show
She's definitely a buck tooth beauty dam
Damn she packing the whole baked goods factory
Dan actually smiles without that psychotic look in his eyes for once
"It's just a straight shot down the highway, you could be there in half an hour."
_"Gone forever."_
That boss is definitely a creep. You can see the manipulation, it's sad. Like imagine leaning in for a kiss and your boss pulls you away. To be honest, it seemed like the boss manipulated Hortence, it seems like he's living his life finding a new wife for his benefits only. Hortence seems fairly young and it feels like she's an easy target for Jeremiah Burger. Even the way he separated Dan says a lot, you can see the desire to get with this girl as soon as possible. From the way he pulls her from Dan quickly, the way he grabs her {which is really invasive to do to your employees,}, and the way he tries to connect with her by using his private jet. It even says a lot because at the end of the wedding episode, Hortence wanted Dan to go away, it looks like Jeremiah was using Dan's weaknesses and manipulating Hortence to isolate herself to the ones who could help her. And what really adds to this is the fact that he had 6 wives, if he is this desperate as a human being then I'm not surprised if his exes were manipulated in one way or another. This clip really foreshadows the wedding episode which really is concerning. Jeremiah and Hortence definitely have some sort of power complex. It's sad to see her being taken away because sooner or later she's gonna realize she went with a creepy burger man who went with her because she was easy to get with.
Yall just mad that Big J is clapping them cheeks every night on a pile of cash.
I know this is 10 months old but; I was mentally fighting myself while witnessing that scene. I hate when company big shots are depicted like this, gives me chills and the need for violence. Thank god reddit's r/eyeblech or r/crazyfuckingvideos exists. Helps me get my mind off creepy sadistic shit similar to this.
@@marudoethiopia He's going to Hell for sure for sure tho. NTR is nasty as hell
There's another layer that people who aren't from LA might not understand. 20 miles in LA might as well be a cross-country trip. With traffic (and it's LA, so there's never not traffic) it's like an hour drive. Each way.
I enjoy seeing Dan being Dan, but at the same time I just want him to be happy.
This is so sad, Hortence seems so sweet and the only girl who Dan really cared about
She serves burgers for a living, but that cake is all im getting
Who ordered the extra set of buns?
😭😭🤮🤮😭😭🤮😭🤮😭😭🤮
"I can't have you regret me" hits so close to home
Dan and Hortense are so cute together. I was really sad that she got married to Jeremiah Burger. :/ I'm still holding out hope that maybe someday they will be together.
The hub canceled the show back in 2013 due to budget constraints. Same as when they didn't renew g.i. Joe renegades for a second season
@@kitkatkruncher22 ugh that was so long ago and you just hit another nalstagla bone
Maybe someone writes a fic where Burger croaks, leaves her the lot and Dan schemes to get with her but has to prove it's her he wants not the bucks or she is traded in by Burger for a younger model and gets with Dan on the rebound... Fic writers assemble!
same, I was really hoping they'd get together but I was literally crushed when I found out she got married to Jeremiah Burger, and on the wedding episode I was with dan cuz of that, it's very cruel to do such thing
@@Hulk2k6 That first part is basically Dan's plan he states at the end of the wedding episode lol. Though at the end of that, Burger is having a heart attack and we don't see him recover so maybe it'll happen sooner than later lol
"...Gone forever..."
What a guy XD
Turns out he predicted her boss would make a move on her.
I was wondering why there were so many recent comments. Then I realized it was because this was a recent video and not one from like 9 years ago.
Y o u t u b e a l g a r I t o m
The one time Dan was truly happy. So sad..
Boss grabbed Hortence away like a pimp pulling away his product after the hours up lol
"Hope you like your burgers RAW" 🍔
I ship them so much. 😭
She's 14
@@byazura9824 Hortence being 14 was a joke, she's confirmed an adult in the show by the creator. Still, she's probably at least 10 years younger than Dan.
@@byazura9824 You know that's a joke, right?
@@megamix5403 no. r/wooosh
@@byazura9824 Nice try. That only works if you're being ironic, which you weren't.
Bro, I can't believe that Hortence was originally 15 during this episode.
They went back and changed it to her being 21 or something, but for a while everyone, even the creators, said she was a kid in her first ever job.
Hortence is the only girl in the show that Dan isn’t aggressive towards
Her boss probably tried to make a move on her while she was acting lovey dovey
Wow, this hurts. That just sucks; she left the one she loved (like liked) for a job. Been there before, Dan.
It is better to have loved than to never have loved before...love stinks.
naw
I'm 25 and never had a real girlfriend :v
nah it's better to never have loved
@darien taylor 28, never been in a genuine relationship. You still have time.
Have to disagree
Good lord did pixar design her?
all of us boys can feel this hit deep no cap 😩
You know I actually feel bad for Dan having his first true lover to be with another man that's literally older than her.
I wish Dan would have a better end it.
You just know J Burg was raw dogging all of that in the company helicopter ten minutes later. He always seals the deal.
There is only one thing why i like Dan Vs.
Because they always show the truth in situations
yeah like not everyone is nice. some people over reacted. if you come across a wrong person they would make your life a living hell or just kill you. not everything or every place is save or peaceful to live. unlike Family Guy and South Park. Dan VS. is actually closer to home for loners when it comes to living alone. but stuck with so many dumb people that's not making it easy on you. another relatable fact you actually have ether a friend or family member that are like Chris. you ask them for help because there some things you can't just do alone and they do little anything to help you.
The boss was tearing those Burger buns up
Bro she didn't even move that far,Santa Monica is literally a 19 minute drive from Los Angeles
never watched this show but damn this guy is lucky to have pulled her. either way he seems like a pretty swell guy. good for him
Too bad, they would have balanced each other out. She would have smoothed out his rough edges and she'd never be bored with his crusades (some being perfectly valid). Most of all Elise would be eternally grateful lol (not having to deal with Dan so much).
Shoutout to when the official Facebook told everyone she was underage for years, and that continues to proliferate online even after they went back and said it was a joke. Absolute trolling
Jeremiah promoting Hortence just so he can get with her is so creepy
Dan: I can't let you give up on your dreams.
Hortence: **Gives up on Dan**
Dan: 👁👄👁
It's amazing that snot finally got that one moment in his life where he's actually famous and not because he's poor
0:15 assistant to the regional manager
And owner of schrute farms.
i've been watched this show and this is probably the best and only time i've seen him smile so much
There's no way her boss won't tap that.
Well, he does later. They get married.
@@cartooncottage2024 Well he does give off that creepy boss vibe so that makes sense.
Damn, NTR vibes right there.
LOVE IT!
@@EMNemesis alriiiiiight
Have you been taking your Schizo meds?
@Ozzy Blank idk
The thought of a loved one getting stolen and being humiliated aren't very hot to me
Of course most put themselves in the other guys shoes but then you're either an ass or you're coping
Or of course you watched so much weird shit that you need it to be turned on
As someone who lives in LA fairly close to Santa Monica, I can agree with Dan here. She's gone forever
Dan might be a toxic jerky person but HE IS NOT a toxic jerky boyfriend
Dan : *made a gf who live 30 minutes from him and that he could come see every day if he wanted* : GONE FOREVER
*almost kills his crush's husband and become the one being she hates the most in the entire world* : eh never say never ! 🙂
Damn, Dan gave her up so she could be happy.
Hortence was a catch, and the boss man knew that.
1:12 That literally made my day
When people say Dan is gay for Chris, and after they watched this Dan is straight for picking a girl with a pair of hot buns of her girl🤤😉😏
Dan is deffo bisexual
@James Furey that's true but there isn't any claim that Dan is Bisexual and I know that cuz I'm Bisexual myself, that's why I call the whole Dris relationship as debunked
Damn she's got CAKE
Dan is constantly living the bisexual and alone life but still winning at the same time.
I know it's hard Dan old boy. You'll love again bud.
I'm surprised she needs to move for a job she can reach in a 30 minutes drive.
Heck, over here in my country people BICYCLE longer distances on a DAILY basis for their work!
He gave that girl up because he was too lazy to drive half an hour. Most men irl would drive 3 hours to see someone like that.
Nah, he gave up because he knew she would marry the boss.
Yeah he's a weak willed fool
@@zonnodon163 but hes also a poor bum while the boss is rich
I've seen a guy drive 30 hours every month. Extremely stupid in this case, but yeah.
Dan fumbled so hard with Hortence. She was fine and supportive
I genuinely miss this fucking show...
When enough factors tear a relationship apart, it is indeed gone forever.
Marriage is to but to force two people to take actions to become convenience to be with each other.
Failed marriages are when they fail to reach this state convenience and suffer.
A relationship is supposed to become a lifestyle after all.
When Dan or Hortence didn't put the effort necessary to be together comfortably and happily. (A few ideas is Dan moving, or making it a lifestyle to go out to see eachother, or simply something)
Honestly I am overthinking at this point and rambling
Gone forever...
I swear he did that just so he can mess with dan in a different way.
Girl had a dump truck. NO, the whole construction site
Hortence def got smashed on that heli
30 minutes away = Gone Forever. Got it.
Hortence was like 16-17 here. Why in the world is she getting married to an old geezer
She’s getting promoted to regional manager not married but if your taking about Dan then idk he’s kinda crazy so it definitely seems like something he’d do
Eh, The joke of the episode is that she’s underage, but the actual creators stated she is an of age adult
Don't forget that he had about six or so other wives before her and I think they were all a lot younger than him.
@@wildwikedwanderer1208 She gets married to the old dude in a later episode.
@@pokemonslayer3345 Big yikes
The dude got chucked hard. Nice guys finish last Dan.
He was genuinely happy
Seeing this this with no additional context(beyond dan's character) is just another level
Hortence got all that cake but not enough plates.
Hold on, my libido is acting up.
We didn't deserve Dan Vs. It was too good for this world. Can't say the same for nine seasons of MLP:FIM.
Hortence be packing that cake 0:19
there was an episode where hortence and jeremiah burger (the other guy in the vid) got married, what the heck there’s at least a 25-year age gap here
I literally thought this was a adult show on where big guy was putting his hands on her
I *think* I have the right read on Dan, but I'd like to know if I got the right pulse on things...
Dan for the most part may have a temper, but it takes a rather deliberate action to get his ire, (at least from what I remember in earlier episodes. While he might be comically willing to declare a vendetta against a concept or abstract thing, (Canada), He is far more willing to have patience with a person, and for the most part likes animals....
Then again, this is a loose analogy of a comedy show- so I'm not taking it very seriously.
Just to remind you that at one time Dan was shippered with Pinkie Pie
I barely know any of these characters, yet this still made me sad
"I can't have you regret me" I swear that thought stays in the back of my mind Everytime I wanna take things further
Is anyone gonna talk about the weird poltergeist looking man that appeared at the last second of the video? Lol
He has his good moments.
1:18 as someone who avoids expressways at all costs I understand this
Dan is a sweet guy!😅
I love that guy
I really want that hat.
Hortence is thicc
All I hear is snot from American dad
…and booger from revenge of the nerds