Hortence's Goodbye: Dan Vs.

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  • @cartooncottage2024
    @cartooncottage2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12622

    Seeing Dan smile and congratulate Hortense was sweet. He rarely does that for anyone. To add insult to injury, she ends up engaged to the boss later on. Sucks for Dan.

    • @markurbanowicz6619
      @markurbanowicz6619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +856

      He mentions that he wants her to follow it after what she has done for him. He is grateful that his could win his rights after the wrong order

    • @MrOverfloater
      @MrOverfloater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      holy **** dude it's spelled right there in the title

    • @cartooncottage2024
      @cartooncottage2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      @@MrOverfloater Yeah, I know it's Hortense, my dude. Been knowing for 10 years since I watched this show years ago. Trust me. It's just my phone's stupid auto-correct that messed up what I was writing. Lmao!

    • @forixiom7410
      @forixiom7410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      He got ugly bastared.

    • @metaforic-berry3958
      @metaforic-berry3958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      I mean , the guy could'nt be fucked to drive half an hour at least once a week to see her, its not like he tried to stop it

  • @XJamesM2001X
    @XJamesM2001X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11901

    Dan would drive to Canada, but he can’t drive 30 minutes down the road to see Hortence. 😂

    • @chloenieuwsma4846
      @chloenieuwsma4846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1115

      he is a strange angry little man. and he has my pity.

    • @ciroluxom6615
      @ciroluxom6615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

      That, and Dan knew that the boss was gonna marry her.

    • @MeowStudios11
      @MeowStudios11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Gone forever

    • @bradiec6561
      @bradiec6561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      So like he said gone forever

    • @thecritic3959
      @thecritic3959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@chloenieuwsma4846
      Farewell 🖖🏼

  • @KeisterKhan
    @KeisterKhan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7411

    Dan is a lot of toxic things, but a toxic boyfriend isn’t one of em

    • @NintendoSegaKonami3
      @NintendoSegaKonami3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Amen

    • @ShorlanTanzo
      @ShorlanTanzo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      Except for giving up as soon as things got a little inconvenient.

    • @sandwichmonster7067
      @sandwichmonster7067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      "I may be an asshole, but I'm not a 100% dick."

    • @mediadragon2191
      @mediadragon2191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      He’s a jerk but not a monster

    • @SleepingForAWeek
      @SleepingForAWeek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Tell that to chris

  • @chiefr9627
    @chiefr9627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7641

    "DO ME PROUD HORTENCE"
    Considering that she marries him later, that takes on a whole new meaning.

    • @sherlockhomestheonionking2111
      @sherlockhomestheonionking2111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Wait I don’t remember that?

    • @mephistoshel1256
      @mephistoshel1256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Excuse me? 😂

    • @pokemonslayer3345
      @pokemonslayer3345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1147

      @@sherlockhomestheonionking2111 Yeah, Hortence marries the creator of the burger place and Dan tries to break up the wedding because he still loves her and the owner had like six wives before Hortence. All his ex-wives are friends and don't have hard feelings against him, so they all show up to the wedding.

    • @treymtz
      @treymtz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1054

      @@pokemonslayer3345 That kinda creepy. The dudes in his 40-60s and she's looks like she could be his daughter. Not to mention it was a boss relationship...

    • @steamed_ham3304
      @steamed_ham3304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Wait when do they

  • @NemaDraws
    @NemaDraws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4562

    She got that wagon, no, she got the whole CABOOSE

    • @unironic1184
      @unironic1184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      DUMPTRUCK DAWG

    • @arimightspeak2381
      @arimightspeak2381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      That *Cabussy* 👀

    • @kaickedu
      @kaickedu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      the caboose I know probably doesn't and what are you talking about right?

    • @dkiller6060
      @dkiller6060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      bow chika bum bum

    • @LessGo7921
      @LessGo7921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Elise also got one too. Like the animators were goin crazy

  • @ezzenious9923
    @ezzenious9923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1624

    I love the chained up Crunchy at the end with no context.

    • @fitandfunky8352
      @fitandfunky8352  3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I love how every time he's appeared in one of the clips I uploaded he either gets cut off or he's there without context.

  • @megamix5403
    @megamix5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2232

    Also, you included the part where he's like "She's gone forever..." You're awesome for doing that! Thanks for uploading!

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      She's only 20 miles away, it's straight shot there.
      You can be there in half an hour...

    • @funkylion90s
      @funkylion90s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@PerfectAlibi1
      Gone forever...

  • @issatristana8449
    @issatristana8449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3707

    Dan looks so cute smiling like an Emoji at the beginning

    • @cartooncottage2024
      @cartooncottage2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I agree. Get yourself someone that looks at you the way Dan looks at Hortense.

    • @HastelloyC276
      @HastelloyC276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      🙂

    • @the7screw
      @the7screw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He looks like Charlie brown

  • @timilehyinhussain7963
    @timilehyinhussain7963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1415

    Damn not only does that chick have a good personality but she got cakes like damn.

    • @gseric4721
      @gseric4721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Um....I wouldn't call marrying a guy who had 6 previous wives a good personality 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @casual7696
      @casual7696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      0:58 we just gonna ignore this

    • @EmptyMan000
      @EmptyMan000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@casual7696 I'm not, creepy old bastard was already feeling her up. Look where his hands are.

    • @livedhill1640
      @livedhill1640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah she thick I like women like her.

    • @OGKWAM
      @OGKWAM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@livedhill1640 cartoons

  • @tomashernandez3076
    @tomashernandez3076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1151

    Honestly, this was probably the most mature thing Dan did. After picking a girl who was THICC

    • @justsomejoyousj
      @justsomejoyousj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      and dressed like a waitress from Hooters

  • @scramator9077
    @scramator9077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2210

    Hortence looks like she’s between 15 and 19 but Dan looks like he’s in his mid 20s to early 30s

    • @Tera_totally
      @Tera_totally 3 ปีที่แล้ว +500

      Yeah but her boss looks like he's in his 50's 😭 it's weird

    • @scramator9077
      @scramator9077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@Tera_totally that’s understandable it her boss but we talking about a romantic relationship here

    • @Tera_totally
      @Tera_totally 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      @@scramator9077 she married him later

    • @scramator9077
      @scramator9077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Tera_totally true that I totally forgot she did that

    • @nate4703
      @nate4703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Dan has game 🙏🙌

  • @TarotVylan
    @TarotVylan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    That there. That is true love. When you care more about someone else's happiness over your own. It brings a tear to my eye.

    • @cartooncottage2024
      @cartooncottage2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It really is.

    • @Kitty-hd3qk
      @Kitty-hd3qk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ESPECIALLY COMING FROM DAN. Like dude

    • @rickydiscord7671
      @rickydiscord7671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      but than Hortence is getting married to someone else.
      Dan: WHAT?! D:
      XD

    • @TheLoneBit
      @TheLoneBit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He also could have like... traveled the 30 minutes to see her so she didn't get married to Jeremiah Burger! AHH!

  • @griffgoldsteinreference
    @griffgoldsteinreference 3 ปีที่แล้ว +965

    This show needs an adult swim reboot

    • @spilledmilk1030
      @spilledmilk1030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I hear a lot of people say that about shows like this. I don’t think it would work. Ren and stimpy got a few mature episodes and those are considered pretty low quality I’ve heard.

    • @coolguy8473
      @coolguy8473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@ComicWriter-ml3qt ren and stimpy was also not really a down to earth show like this or regular show for another example. I mean come on at least we got human main characters

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@coolguy8473 yes.

    • @yuriviolence
      @yuriviolence 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I definitely think the show worked well as a children’s cartoon, but I hope that as an adult oriented one it doesn’t lose its charm.

  • @georgelopes4589
    @georgelopes4589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    Yeah, a 30 minute + drive sounds like "gone forever distance" to me too. 😂

    • @stargarden2577
      @stargarden2577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I mean it isss California

    • @jaydeleon8094
      @jaydeleon8094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It was more that she would end up with the boss(cause rich) rather than driving

    • @avatarwarmech
      @avatarwarmech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jaydeleon8094 and that actually happened in a later episode

    • @nore5888
      @nore5888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stargarden2577 even moreso now

    • @aladinocave6599
      @aladinocave6599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That sounds like me

  • @anthonymcglinch7503
    @anthonymcglinch7503 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

    0:18, "yeah, I watch 'Dan Vs.' for the plot!"

  • @rasengdori13
    @rasengdori13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Real Talk: It was very awesome of Dan to value her career and future over whatever he could get out of their relationship.
    Too bad it turns out he's just too lazy to drive 30 minutes to visit her lol

    • @statixlaw5675
      @statixlaw5675 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Its not awesome actually. Why would you value a potentials wifes career over marriage?

    • @Halal_Dan
      @Halal_Dan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@statixlaw5675Yeah these people have messed up values

    • @DJl3iohazord
      @DJl3iohazord ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Have you been to Santa Monica? Or experience LA traffic? On a good day it’s like 30mins. But expect an hour or two for most days. Also that place is horrible even by LA standards.

    • @alpha5664
      @alpha5664 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      She is probably too busy with her new job to be able to even talk to Dan. Plus she never invited him over and he likely did call but she would never answered because she was so busy.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@statixlaw5675a marriage is about supporting your partner’s goals, whatever they may be.
      In their relationship, Dan’s goals have already been fulfilled (customer satisfaction at the burger joint) thanks to help from Hortence.
      He returns the favor by supporting Hortence’s leaving to become a regional manager and climb the ladder.

  • @nebuchadnezzar8683
    @nebuchadnezzar8683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    I had a crush on her back then In my High School Days and I don't care what anyone else said I think she's truly pretty.

    • @ule2387
      @ule2387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      She packing a cake tho 😂

    • @BasedRedemption
      @BasedRedemption 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@ule2387 That's the real reason this guy like her lmao 😂

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      C A K E

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I always have a soft spot for brunettes with freckles, and the bucktooth look can honestly be pretty cute. I liked her *before* I got a good look at her from the back and gotta say after I did that pretty much sold it.
      A girl like her would definitely be very attractive in real life.

    • @SollomonTheWise
      @SollomonTheWise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      and surprisingly dummy thick

  • @williehall4069
    @williehall4069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    What I like about Dan is that he’s actually a cool dude if you don’t mess with him he won’t mess with you

  • @alyx8830
    @alyx8830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    0:57 I don't think Hortence going big in corporation, with that kind of grip and the position of the boss hands, she's going somewhere in the couch for interview.

    • @Nativeboi2119
      @Nativeboi2119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I understand why cough (THICC) cough

    • @sabersroommate8293
      @sabersroommate8293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No wonder they got married,heh.

    • @pineapplegamer6986
      @pineapplegamer6986 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      And he conveniently grabbed her before they could kiss. This whole scene is uncomfortable and I don’t think a kid would even notice

    • @koray6261
      @koray6261 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Right on. The only comment spotting that out so far.

    • @U_big_mad
      @U_big_mad 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pineapplegamer6986that’s my favorite scene 🥲 a much richer, more successful man stole his betch just like how it should be

  • @Logan-zp8bi
    @Logan-zp8bi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Here marrying her boss represents marrying her job, which is an issue a lot of relationships have where they focus more on their job than their relationship.

    • @rickydiscord7671
      @rickydiscord7671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      is mess up they made us think they were going to be a thing. but slap are faces when she marries her boss. also she knows full well Dan over reacts. so what's the issue, you know?
      this show falling on I like to call a case of "the show must go on" disease.
      everytime there's some form or minor form of a development that well ether make a character or the whole show better that could make a good end of the show later. than they would find a way on any shape or form to fuck it up.
      the simpsons, family guy, dragon ball, star vs the forces of evil, steven universe, fairly odd parents. the list goes on.

    • @justnoel4088
      @justnoel4088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@rickydiscord7671 it's called maintaining the status quo. It's been done since the comic book days, why do you think villains just get "sent to jail" instead of killed off or reformed as a good person? It's just so they can come back to fight the hero again. Same with cartoons, don't want to add a new character to the main cast? Set up a way to permanently prevent them from appearing as a regular on the show.

    • @rickydiscord7671
      @rickydiscord7671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justnoel4088 I'm talking about the fact there's some shows that I put on the list. didn't need any bullshit reason to keep the show going or make a character worse then they already were. yes I get there's drama but there's no need to keep it going to the point that's getting annoying, old and brainless. and I also talking about shows that we know the characters to well that it's upsetting they have to act dumb because of writing just to keep the show going because of money. I don't defend stuff like that. like I have said about Dan VS. everything's fine, we know there's no true happiness and we know he well mess at some point ether way. that's why I'm not upset about him on not having the girl. if he did than he well mess up anyway and it's just going to make even more drama even though the show ALREADY have drama.

    • @georgejoestarii9469
      @georgejoestarii9469 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Danny Ketch and Dan: Yeah we do have something a lot in common. Some ex who chose their job over our love.

  • @NPipiniko
    @NPipiniko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The animal shelter guard at the end makes this scene gold. Just casually jumps into the scene in chains.

    • @UnkownUnkown01
      @UnkownUnkown01 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he's a random hippie that appears throughout most of the series

  • @MissNikiRae
    @MissNikiRae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “I’ll always like you like you.”

  • @specticulrtainment1809
    @specticulrtainment1809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    crazy that this shit aired on the same network as my little pony when this show honestly wouldn't look out of place on adult swim, fox or mtv

    • @kitleecaplinger2987
      @kitleecaplinger2987 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was pitch to adult swim

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@kitleecaplinger2987so was regular show
      Both feel right for that audience imo

    • @danjoredd
      @danjoredd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      For years j saw memes of this show and I thought it WAS an Adult Swim show

  • @gabe.network3645
    @gabe.network3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    She's definitely a buck tooth beauty dam

  • @playzcrayon8186
    @playzcrayon8186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Damn she packing the whole baked goods factory

  • @bigdapramirez6157
    @bigdapramirez6157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Dan actually smiles without that psychotic look in his eyes for once

  • @pinkkmatcha
    @pinkkmatcha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "It's just a straight shot down the highway, you could be there in half an hour."
    _"Gone forever."_

  • @number_rack
    @number_rack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    That boss is definitely a creep. You can see the manipulation, it's sad. Like imagine leaning in for a kiss and your boss pulls you away. To be honest, it seemed like the boss manipulated Hortence, it seems like he's living his life finding a new wife for his benefits only. Hortence seems fairly young and it feels like she's an easy target for Jeremiah Burger. Even the way he separated Dan says a lot, you can see the desire to get with this girl as soon as possible. From the way he pulls her from Dan quickly, the way he grabs her {which is really invasive to do to your employees,}, and the way he tries to connect with her by using his private jet. It even says a lot because at the end of the wedding episode, Hortence wanted Dan to go away, it looks like Jeremiah was using Dan's weaknesses and manipulating Hortence to isolate herself to the ones who could help her. And what really adds to this is the fact that he had 6 wives, if he is this desperate as a human being then I'm not surprised if his exes were manipulated in one way or another. This clip really foreshadows the wedding episode which really is concerning. Jeremiah and Hortence definitely have some sort of power complex. It's sad to see her being taken away because sooner or later she's gonna realize she went with a creepy burger man who went with her because she was easy to get with.

    • @marudoethiopia
      @marudoethiopia ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yall just mad that Big J is clapping them cheeks every night on a pile of cash.

    • @AsteriskMHM112
      @AsteriskMHM112 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I know this is 10 months old but; I was mentally fighting myself while witnessing that scene. I hate when company big shots are depicted like this, gives me chills and the need for violence. Thank god reddit's r/eyeblech or r/crazyfuckingvideos exists. Helps me get my mind off creepy sadistic shit similar to this.

    • @phillemon7664
      @phillemon7664 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@marudoethiopia He's going to Hell for sure for sure tho. NTR is nasty as hell

  • @billyeveryteen7328
    @billyeveryteen7328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    There's another layer that people who aren't from LA might not understand. 20 miles in LA might as well be a cross-country trip. With traffic (and it's LA, so there's never not traffic) it's like an hour drive. Each way.

  • @Yaboyazrael
    @Yaboyazrael 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I enjoy seeing Dan being Dan, but at the same time I just want him to be happy.

  • @The_Ronster_Drawz
    @The_Ronster_Drawz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is so sad, Hortence seems so sweet and the only girl who Dan really cared about

  • @synchromexd6304
    @synchromexd6304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    She serves burgers for a living, but that cake is all im getting

    • @nirvanafan111
      @nirvanafan111 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Who ordered the extra set of buns?

    • @MsToyotaCare
      @MsToyotaCare 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😭😭🤮🤮😭😭🤮😭🤮😭😭🤮

  • @MercurySteel
    @MercurySteel 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "I can't have you regret me" hits so close to home

  • @jazzypire9953
    @jazzypire9953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Dan and Hortense are so cute together. I was really sad that she got married to Jeremiah Burger. :/ I'm still holding out hope that maybe someday they will be together.

    • @kitkatkruncher22
      @kitkatkruncher22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The hub canceled the show back in 2013 due to budget constraints. Same as when they didn't renew g.i. Joe renegades for a second season

    • @jakk2631
      @jakk2631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@kitkatkruncher22 ugh that was so long ago and you just hit another nalstagla bone

    • @Hulk2k6
      @Hulk2k6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe someone writes a fic where Burger croaks, leaves her the lot and Dan schemes to get with her but has to prove it's her he wants not the bucks or she is traded in by Burger for a younger model and gets with Dan on the rebound... Fic writers assemble!

    • @UnkownUnkown01
      @UnkownUnkown01 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same, I was really hoping they'd get together but I was literally crushed when I found out she got married to Jeremiah Burger, and on the wedding episode I was with dan cuz of that, it's very cruel to do such thing

    • @MagillanicaLouM
      @MagillanicaLouM 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@Hulk2k6 That first part is basically Dan's plan he states at the end of the wedding episode lol. Though at the end of that, Burger is having a heart attack and we don't see him recover so maybe it'll happen sooner than later lol

  • @itfigurescomics6704
    @itfigurescomics6704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "...Gone forever..."
    What a guy XD

    • @darrylferguson3622
      @darrylferguson3622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Turns out he predicted her boss would make a move on her.

  • @PaperPumpkin9223
    @PaperPumpkin9223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I was wondering why there were so many recent comments. Then I realized it was because this was a recent video and not one from like 9 years ago.

  • @pakoswine4560
    @pakoswine4560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The one time Dan was truly happy. So sad..

  • @thatoneantoid51
    @thatoneantoid51 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Boss grabbed Hortence away like a pimp pulling away his product after the hours up lol

    • @blackattack1840
      @blackattack1840 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "Hope you like your burgers RAW" 🍔

  • @megamix5403
    @megamix5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I ship them so much. 😭

    • @byazura9824
      @byazura9824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She's 14

    • @Uglypurses
      @Uglypurses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@byazura9824 Hortence being 14 was a joke, she's confirmed an adult in the show by the creator. Still, she's probably at least 10 years younger than Dan.

    • @megamix5403
      @megamix5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@byazura9824 You know that's a joke, right?

    • @byazura9824
      @byazura9824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@megamix5403 no. r/wooosh

    • @megamix5403
      @megamix5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@byazura9824 Nice try. That only works if you're being ironic, which you weren't.

  • @darthindomitus
    @darthindomitus 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Bro, I can't believe that Hortence was originally 15 during this episode.
    They went back and changed it to her being 21 or something, but for a while everyone, even the creators, said she was a kid in her first ever job.

  • @FrehleyFan3988
    @FrehleyFan3988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Hortence is the only girl in the show that Dan isn’t aggressive towards

  • @TheOinky300
    @TheOinky300 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Her boss probably tried to make a move on her while she was acting lovey dovey

  • @TheGooberninja
    @TheGooberninja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Wow, this hurts. That just sucks; she left the one she loved (like liked) for a job. Been there before, Dan.
    It is better to have loved than to never have loved before...love stinks.

    • @dabillya6845
      @dabillya6845 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      naw

    • @hirotashi5950
      @hirotashi5950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm 25 and never had a real girlfriend :v

    • @Chippaization
      @Chippaization 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nah it's better to never have loved

    • @alexgomez6723
      @alexgomez6723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @darien taylor 28, never been in a genuine relationship. You still have time.

    • @Catdogomeow
      @Catdogomeow 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have to disagree

  • @meltingatom
    @meltingatom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Good lord did pixar design her?

  • @stupidsloe
    @stupidsloe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    all of us boys can feel this hit deep no cap 😩

  • @jaquansmith
    @jaquansmith 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    You know I actually feel bad for Dan having his first true lover to be with another man that's literally older than her.
    I wish Dan would have a better end it.

  • @marudoethiopia
    @marudoethiopia ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You just know J Burg was raw dogging all of that in the company helicopter ten minutes later. He always seals the deal.

  • @randomargument972
    @randomargument972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    There is only one thing why i like Dan Vs.
    Because they always show the truth in situations

    • @rickydiscord7671
      @rickydiscord7671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah like not everyone is nice. some people over reacted. if you come across a wrong person they would make your life a living hell or just kill you. not everything or every place is save or peaceful to live. unlike Family Guy and South Park. Dan VS. is actually closer to home for loners when it comes to living alone. but stuck with so many dumb people that's not making it easy on you. another relatable fact you actually have ether a friend or family member that are like Chris. you ask them for help because there some things you can't just do alone and they do little anything to help you.

  • @Jill-ql5sr
    @Jill-ql5sr 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The boss was tearing those Burger buns up

  • @ellis3246
    @ellis3246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bro she didn't even move that far,Santa Monica is literally a 19 minute drive from Los Angeles

  • @thalamusDecimation
    @thalamusDecimation 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    never watched this show but damn this guy is lucky to have pulled her. either way he seems like a pretty swell guy. good for him

  • @Hulk2k6
    @Hulk2k6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Too bad, they would have balanced each other out. She would have smoothed out his rough edges and she'd never be bored with his crusades (some being perfectly valid). Most of all Elise would be eternally grateful lol (not having to deal with Dan so much).

  • @ChestersonJack
    @ChestersonJack 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Shoutout to when the official Facebook told everyone she was underage for years, and that continues to proliferate online even after they went back and said it was a joke. Absolute trolling

  • @edra2005
    @edra2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jeremiah promoting Hortence just so he can get with her is so creepy

  • @silkwind7618
    @silkwind7618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Dan: I can't let you give up on your dreams.
    Hortence: **Gives up on Dan**
    Dan: 👁👄👁

  • @netherminer101
    @netherminer101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's amazing that snot finally got that one moment in his life where he's actually famous and not because he's poor

  • @xtdycxtfuv9353
    @xtdycxtfuv9353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    0:15 assistant to the regional manager

    • @ILLRICARDO
      @ILLRICARDO 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And owner of schrute farms.

  • @atompunk456
    @atompunk456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i've been watched this show and this is probably the best and only time i've seen him smile so much

  • @MandoMTL
    @MandoMTL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    There's no way her boss won't tap that.

    • @cartooncottage2024
      @cartooncottage2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Well, he does later. They get married.

    • @Whatguy11
      @Whatguy11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@cartooncottage2024 Well he does give off that creepy boss vibe so that makes sense.

    • @EMNemesis
      @EMNemesis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn, NTR vibes right there.
      LOVE IT!

    • @fatchins9126
      @fatchins9126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@EMNemesis alriiiiiight
      Have you been taking your Schizo meds?

    • @fatchins9126
      @fatchins9126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Ozzy Blank idk
      The thought of a loved one getting stolen and being humiliated aren't very hot to me
      Of course most put themselves in the other guys shoes but then you're either an ass or you're coping
      Or of course you watched so much weird shit that you need it to be turned on

  • @jstephen7
    @jstephen7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As someone who lives in LA fairly close to Santa Monica, I can agree with Dan here. She's gone forever

  • @Tyler_stuff8970
    @Tyler_stuff8970 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Dan might be a toxic jerky person but HE IS NOT a toxic jerky boyfriend

  • @cryptosporidium01
    @cryptosporidium01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Dan : *made a gf who live 30 minutes from him and that he could come see every day if he wanted* : GONE FOREVER
    *almost kills his crush's husband and become the one being she hates the most in the entire world* : eh never say never ! 🙂

  • @undyne1
    @undyne1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Damn, Dan gave her up so she could be happy.

  • @timothyt.82
    @timothyt.82 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Hortence was a catch, and the boss man knew that.

  • @TotalTech_
    @TotalTech_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:12 That literally made my day

  • @giornobpr6546
    @giornobpr6546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    When people say Dan is gay for Chris, and after they watched this Dan is straight for picking a girl with a pair of hot buns of her girl🤤😉😏

    • @TObyvruh
      @TObyvruh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dan is deffo bisexual

    • @giornobpr6546
      @giornobpr6546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @James Furey that's true but there isn't any claim that Dan is Bisexual and I know that cuz I'm Bisexual myself, that's why I call the whole Dris relationship as debunked

  • @OddLotus128
    @OddLotus128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Damn she's got CAKE

  • @gabrielrosales7559
    @gabrielrosales7559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Dan is constantly living the bisexual and alone life but still winning at the same time.

  • @c.m.cameraman7918
    @c.m.cameraman7918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I know it's hard Dan old boy. You'll love again bud.

  • @PerfectAlibi1
    @PerfectAlibi1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm surprised she needs to move for a job she can reach in a 30 minutes drive.
    Heck, over here in my country people BICYCLE longer distances on a DAILY basis for their work!

  • @almondwater9583
    @almondwater9583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    He gave that girl up because he was too lazy to drive half an hour. Most men irl would drive 3 hours to see someone like that.

    • @legalza0843
      @legalza0843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Nah, he gave up because he knew she would marry the boss.

    • @zonnodon163
      @zonnodon163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah he's a weak willed fool

    • @itsjustvin7630
      @itsjustvin7630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@zonnodon163 but hes also a poor bum while the boss is rich

    • @jedisentinel4879
      @jedisentinel4879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've seen a guy drive 30 hours every month. Extremely stupid in this case, but yeah.

  • @SavantPete
    @SavantPete 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Dan fumbled so hard with Hortence. She was fine and supportive

  • @queenmyrrah9013
    @queenmyrrah9013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I genuinely miss this fucking show...

  • @affif101
    @affif101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When enough factors tear a relationship apart, it is indeed gone forever.
    Marriage is to but to force two people to take actions to become convenience to be with each other.
    Failed marriages are when they fail to reach this state convenience and suffer.
    A relationship is supposed to become a lifestyle after all.
    When Dan or Hortence didn't put the effort necessary to be together comfortably and happily. (A few ideas is Dan moving, or making it a lifestyle to go out to see eachother, or simply something)
    Honestly I am overthinking at this point and rambling

  • @LCTesla
    @LCTesla ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gone forever...

  • @kevindolan9
    @kevindolan9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I swear he did that just so he can mess with dan in a different way.

  • @bdawgiscool_1511
    @bdawgiscool_1511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Girl had a dump truck. NO, the whole construction site

  • @dd_trotz185
    @dd_trotz185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hortence def got smashed on that heli

  • @99red_
    @99red_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    30 minutes away = Gone Forever. Got it.

  • @littlewitchling535
    @littlewitchling535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Hortence was like 16-17 here. Why in the world is she getting married to an old geezer

    • @wildwikedwanderer1208
      @wildwikedwanderer1208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She’s getting promoted to regional manager not married but if your taking about Dan then idk he’s kinda crazy so it definitely seems like something he’d do

    • @newguy8288
      @newguy8288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Eh, The joke of the episode is that she’s underage, but the actual creators stated she is an of age adult

    • @pokemonslayer3345
      @pokemonslayer3345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don't forget that he had about six or so other wives before her and I think they were all a lot younger than him.

    • @AngryOwl007
      @AngryOwl007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@wildwikedwanderer1208 She gets married to the old dude in a later episode.

    • @littlewitchling535
      @littlewitchling535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pokemonslayer3345 Big yikes

  • @IN-tm8mw
    @IN-tm8mw 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The dude got chucked hard. Nice guys finish last Dan.

  • @abeliniguez9705
    @abeliniguez9705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He was genuinely happy

  • @nneykobar_hali
    @nneykobar_hali 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Seeing this this with no additional context(beyond dan's character) is just another level

  • @Aberyyyy
    @Aberyyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hortence got all that cake but not enough plates.

  • @Hammi4Real
    @Hammi4Real 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hold on, my libido is acting up.

  • @RollaJones
    @RollaJones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We didn't deserve Dan Vs. It was too good for this world. Can't say the same for nine seasons of MLP:FIM.

  • @Downfall466
    @Downfall466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hortence be packing that cake 0:19

  • @jackcooperincorporated
    @jackcooperincorporated 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    there was an episode where hortence and jeremiah burger (the other guy in the vid) got married, what the heck there’s at least a 25-year age gap here

  • @DK-fd3fi
    @DK-fd3fi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I literally thought this was a adult show on where big guy was putting his hands on her

  • @coltondodger
    @coltondodger ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I *think* I have the right read on Dan, but I'd like to know if I got the right pulse on things...
    Dan for the most part may have a temper, but it takes a rather deliberate action to get his ire, (at least from what I remember in earlier episodes. While he might be comically willing to declare a vendetta against a concept or abstract thing, (Canada), He is far more willing to have patience with a person, and for the most part likes animals....
    Then again, this is a loose analogy of a comedy show- so I'm not taking it very seriously.

  • @mrlosos9705
    @mrlosos9705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just to remind you that at one time Dan was shippered with Pinkie Pie

  • @erikblue7842
    @erikblue7842 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I barely know any of these characters, yet this still made me sad

  • @MacenW
    @MacenW 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I can't have you regret me" I swear that thought stays in the back of my mind Everytime I wanna take things further

  • @bskiez
    @bskiez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is anyone gonna talk about the weird poltergeist looking man that appeared at the last second of the video? Lol

  • @starkilr101
    @starkilr101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    He has his good moments.

  • @EliasWolf77
    @EliasWolf77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:18 as someone who avoids expressways at all costs I understand this

  • @Neil-Breen
    @Neil-Breen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dan is a sweet guy!😅

  • @dissonanceparadiddle
    @dissonanceparadiddle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I really want that hat.

  • @thenewmase
    @thenewmase 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Hortence is thicc

  • @wigze42
    @wigze42 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    All I hear is snot from American dad