As a Security guard that line had me laughing my ass off. When we tell people to stop doing something and they refuse we just go "ok, we did all we could" and walk away
I mean, he's a meathead, but he's hot. Predates himbo culture, but exemplifies it. It makes sense he'd get lucky from time to time, especially after his multiple life lessons learned over the show's run time.
@@taxinvasion260 Johnny is in no way an Incel. The guy holds no disdain for the women who reject him. He just gets over it and moves on, even when they hit him. Also he had girls that he got along with but he couldn't be together with them for other reasons.
the fact that they fully acknowledge the 'cubic zirconium' is only worth 'a few hundred' and then say the glass surrounding it is pure diamond is just AMAAZING.
@@GeorgeCowsertno. It obly looks like a diamond. Cubic zirconium is made of ZiO2, or zirconium dioxide. Diamonds are made of carbon. And artificial diamonds are made of...drum rolls... Carbon.
Just looked her up. Damn. Mandy from Grim Adventures Vicky from Fairly Odd Parents Daphne from any Scooby Doo production in the last two decades, and tons of other stuff. And then there's video games: she's been in Mass Effect, WoW, SWToR, a bunch of other Star Wars games, Diablo 3, Star Craft 2, the list goes on. And of course, like the original comment said, Princess Azula too.
I just want to know how many of his mother's rings Johnny had to have eaten to not only be able to identify Cubic Zirconium by taste, but to appreciate it, too.
I wonder if at least a smidgen of inspiration for this moment came from Disneys Robin Hood with the animals. Lil' John was removing the gems from Prince John's fingers with a kiss and his smile was dazzling^^
Fun fact: Diamond is almost impossible to scratch, but surprisingly brittle. Thus, it being immune to glass cutters but not Johnny's head is in fact scientifically accurate. ;3
Diamond's hard but not tough, @Asvolies Harvem; it's a subtle difference that matters in technical discussions, but isn't easily conveyed in normal conversation because hard & tough tend to be mixed together. Basically, diamonds resist deformation/indentation/surface damage (hardness), but their crystalline structure makes them vulnerable to shattering (toughness).
@@secretnames7414 "the other white meat" was a slogan for a 90's pork campaign. Pork was traditionally white meat, but even at the time was normally considered red meat. The pork industry was just trying to look healthier by positioning themselves as an alternative to chicken (THE white meat).
Considering they're in the Army, I guarantee that person wasn't all that intelligent. At least not enough to do anything to not end up needing to join the Army.
@@kaching7204 His heart is overshadowed by his extreme stupidity, immaturity and incompetent along with his bad behaviors. He nearly killed all passengers in a plane just to get free peanuts. Beside if he has a heart, he should not harass women all the time
@@tomxaider2058 That's what makes him more lovable than Gaston. He may be full of himself, but at least he's not a narcissistic manipulator like Gaston. Plus, one of the episodes give him a backstory as to why he's like that. Iirc, it was when the girl he was waiting for didn't show up at prom.
Johnny is so strong that he can stand there while a stone monolith smashes itself on his head and he barely noticed but absolutely feels it when his head smashes against Diamond. That alone sets a very good limit to the punishment this dude can take and absolutely explains why women can knock him around and he gets right back up like he didn’t just get a brutal head injury.
Years of training. Even more years of practice. The most advanced gadgets there is. All of that to infiltrate that building and rob that diamond. And Johnny Bravo just walks in casually. Also... can't take the diamond from Johnny's hand, then carries him over like an empty bag.
@@vinikampferherzbarros27 it’s a weird point that doesn’t make sense. A guy can have stronger muscles than you but that doesn’t mean you can’t also pick him up.
"World's largest cubic zirconium! This will fetch me hundreds on the black market!" Babe, I think you should steal something that at least worth more than just hundreds.
"This case is made of pure diamond!" *better steal this gem only worth hundreds and shatter the almost physically impossibly shaped diamond infront of me then*
absolutely nothing funnier to me than people looking at cartoon logic and going “HUHHHHH???? BUT IT THAT MAKE NO SENSE DUHHH” like yeah dude we’re watching the same scene
Diamond can be shaped in that way, though it would have to be artificially formed diamond. The space shuttle actually has a windshield made from the stuff. Though the word "pure" could mean natural diamond rather than solid diamond, so idk. EDIT: nvm I'm wrong
Can we just talk about the fact she cannot subtract the diamond Johnny is holding with one hand even though she used both of her arms but is perfectly able to keep him under her urmpit?
@@codiserville593 From what I remember, Johnny went into the museum during the day and then when he tried to leave, it was night and he was locked in. Johnny being Johnny, to explain this change, he assumed the sun just exploded
"This will fetch hundreds on the black market" "This zirconium is protected by a case of *pure* diamond" "Stop in the name of independently contracted security firm" This show was pure gold.
@@gemstonegynoid7475 the good old days when cartoons were aimed at kids but also felt a connection to adults now we get cartoons besides craig of the creek and some good ones that dont use potty humor
You know, for as much as he gets the shit beat out of him, I kind of forget that Johnny is an absolute beefcake. He exerts no effort whatsoever to keep that zirconium from Azula. Chad of all chads, king of all kings. Always optimistic and happy and hopeful, always trying to get the girl (even if he goes about it the wrong way).
@@Minillus Yep and I haven't seen it but I heard Beerus beat her, which shouldn't happen in my opinion since she's a gag character. She should be too OP for him.
@@SlimD716 Beerus has an ability specifically that he isn't affected by Gag powers. People like Bobobo and Arale can't beat him down, and Hakkai can destroy those even with toon levels of durability
Johnny is actually goddamn strong when he chooses to be. She uses her entire body to try and pry the gem out of his one hand and he just stood there utterly unmoved because he was more interested in the zirconium than in her at that moment.
I love the fact that she is supposed to steal zirconium protected by a case of pure diamond and she acknowledges how ridiculous that is by looking at the camera and saying"How ironic".She just goes along with it because that's the plot of the episode 😂
Diamond isn't actually that uncommon. We use it in electronics and industry all the time. It's Diamonds in jewelry and natural gems that are worth a lot of money.
@@MegaSimmaster And even that is really just advertising and monopoly. Ultimately, it's all just sparkly coal (and yes, you can set them on fire). In practical terms, a zirconium crystal that large may actually be more valuable than the presumably rather thin case.
I think that private contractor or private security has more respect to it, even though it is the same thing, but at least doesn't sound like your security firm is an NGO
@@butWhyDad The joke here is that any value it has is purely due to it's size. Cubic Zirconium is basically worthless and any value is does have is because it "looks" like diamond and so it's used in cheaper alternative jewellery that's just supposed to look nice without literally wearing high hundreds to thousands plus on your finger etc.
The fact that the actress playing the thief is the same actress that plays cat woman makes me like this episode a lot more. Also the fact that Johnny is basically on gokus level of strength by ramming his hard into diamond with ease and tanking a 5 ton pillar to the head
“Good think it landed on my head” - Johnny Bravo after having multiple tons of rock land on his fucking head, not knowing that his spine took almost all of the force and not his head.
"Hey baby, you don't know anything about the sun EXPLODING do ya?" I adore this show so damn much, even more so since context or not, this being the first thing out of his mouth when meeting someone new is amazing.
@@chekaweedie which part? The biggest part of the scene is the fact that a huge gem of zirconium (which is a lab grown crystal used as a cheap substitute for diamond in jewelry) is protected by the vastly more valuable diamond case. Its a literal textbook definition of irony, which the would-be burglar lady helpfully points out. when Johnny swallows the zirconium and remarks 'the other white meat' its a reference to an ad campaign from some point advertising pork as 'the other white meat'.
Imagine Johnny gets ripped for a woman only to get dumped and the entire show is each day after his breakup where he's just going around having a good time meeting people
Wow the jokes about her selling a fake diamond for "hundreds of dollars on the black market" and the fact that it was so heavily guarded really flew over my head as a kid
Johnny can lift tons. He's a cartoon character so... Despite that though he'll always get beat by a woman. Always complimenting them when they do too. He may be a thirsty man but he has manners and respect
Better that it stays that way. Considering that Looney Toons' stunk recently got cancelled, it's best no one brings up Johnny Bravo before he gets cancelled too.
the fact that she effortlessly yeeted johnny's head into the case but couldn't even take away the zirconium when he held it in his big arms is just a fun way to say that his head is just a hard shell of nothing inside of it
"this Cubic Zirconium is protected by a case of pure Diamond!" As a kid i thought nothing of that line, but after learning what Zirconium was.... Wow 😳😂😂😂
1:25 I find it funny how she didn’t think of just ramming her own head or just finding a rock or even having a hammer on hand because remember diamonds are HARD, not tough, which is why they are used in drills and not things like pickaxes or hammers (cough cough Minecraft) because a simple hammer break can break Diamond
I love two things about these clips. 1. Johnny head/Spine shattered a Granite pillar that fell on him, the his head shattered a Diamond case. 2. I love the fact that he ate it & knew what it was immediately... implying he’s ate that kind of stuff before. I just know Johnny isn’t human anymore.
Somehow the funniest things in this clip to me are his opening line of "Do you know anything about the sun exploding?" and him displaying his wealth of 20 cents thinking she'd be somehow impressed by that lmao
I like how her first reaction to Johnny's presence is to *topple an obelisk onto his head*. And how Johnny stands there, completely oblivious to her obviously doing.
Is no one going to talk about how she’s stealing cubic zirconium, a material often used as a cheap diamond substitute, that’s guarded by a shield of pure diamond?
@@LinkEX I mean some of them realign stuff, it's just a matter of actually maintaining it with acquired muscle strength and better posture after a visit.
Man, I even remember this episode and so many jokes flew over my head as a kid back then, the idea that this chick is scoring a few hundred bucks retrieving a meme of a gem instead of it's more expensive casing didn't register for me back then.
CNN: Johnny Bravo faces imperial lawsuit against him for harassment charges brought on by Fire Lord Ozai. His daughter Princess Azula had since secluded herself after the incident and wishes not to make a public appearance until court hearing. In other news rare diamond has gone missing after royal family visit.
Found my new pick up line.
"Wanna go out to dinner with me? HYAH! I still got 20 cents left."
Be sure to keep us posted how that works for you.
@@BillZomono23 imagine one girl gets the renfrence and actually goes out with him.
its the subtle *HYAH* that will seal the deal
@@maximumforce8275 Then that's her. She's the one.
To be fair I think this was set in the time where burgers were a dime.
"Stop in the name of independently contracted security firm"
- Every company's security team.
Surprised they didn't have him say "I'm authorized to repeatedly ask you to not do that"
RIP Don Knotts
Lol true. If only the security guards had the same motivation/determination as this fellow.
As a Security guard that line had me laughing my ass off. When we tell people to stop doing something and they refuse we just go "ok, we did all we could" and walk away
It's funny that they act like they matter.
The creator of the show once said: "Johnny gets plenty of Women, but those stories arent funny, so we dont tell em."
While not funny, some of the most heartfelt stories about the rare moments where Johnny finds a girl that gets him.
I mean, he's a meathead, but he's hot. Predates himbo culture, but exemplifies it. It makes sense he'd get lucky from time to time, especially after his multiple life lessons learned over the show's run time.
Dude I thought he was an incel...
@@taxinvasion260 incels are a lot more pessimistic.
@@taxinvasion260 Johnny is in no way an Incel. The guy holds no disdain for the women who reject him. He just gets over it and moves on, even when they hit him. Also he had girls that he got along with but he couldn't be together with them for other reasons.
the fact that they fully acknowledge the 'cubic zirconium' is only worth 'a few hundred' and then say the glass surrounding it is pure diamond is just AMAAZING.
They'll reuse the case once they toss the diamond in the trash lol
Well, it could be artificial diamond
@jiripazour9551
B-but Zirconium IS artificial Diamond.
@@GeorgeCowsert I know, meant the case
@@GeorgeCowsertno. It obly looks like a diamond. Cubic zirconium is made of ZiO2, or zirconium dioxide.
Diamonds are made of carbon.
And artificial diamonds are made of...drum rolls... Carbon.
"This will fetch me hundreds on the black market."
Dang, Princess Azula's really fallen on hard times, hasn't she?
Dang she been voice acting for a hot minute
Holy shit it is her.
Gray Delise is the least visible national icon.
Just looked her up. Damn.
Mandy from Grim Adventures
Vicky from Fairly Odd Parents
Daphne from any Scooby Doo production in the last two decades, and tons of other stuff.
And then there's video games:
she's been in Mass Effect, WoW, SWToR, a bunch of other Star Wars games, Diablo 3, Star Craft 2, the list goes on.
And of course, like the original comment said, Princess Azula too.
@@hobbyist518 Doesn't she also voiced Catwoman as well? (injustice)
Alternative title: Jonny bravo flirts with Azula while committing a felony only to be interrupted by Don Knotts
That is a good title
That is the perfect title
Was that actually Don Knotts? I thought it was Phil Lamarr
I thought I recognized that voice
Another title : Johhny stops Selina Kyle
I just want to know how many of his mother's rings Johnny had to have eaten to not only be able to identify Cubic Zirconium by taste, but to appreciate it, too.
This is the correct way to obsess over a show.
I wonder if at least a smidgen of inspiration for this moment came from Disneys Robin Hood with the animals. Lil' John was removing the gems from Prince John's fingers with a kiss and his smile was dazzling^^
The other worldly
He wanted to step up his diet. Iron wasn't cutting it anymore.
after government meat, the boot leather of a garbage collector would have a unique and appealing flavor lol
Fun fact: Diamond is almost impossible to scratch, but surprisingly brittle. Thus, it being immune to glass cutters but not Johnny's head is in fact scientifically accurate. ;3
Diamond's hard but not tough, @Asvolies Harvem; it's a subtle difference that matters in technical discussions, but isn't easily conveyed in normal conversation because hard & tough tend to be mixed together. Basically, diamonds resist deformation/indentation/surface damage (hardness), but their crystalline structure makes them vulnerable to shattering (toughness).
You're welcome, @Asvolies Harvem. ^_^
@Asvolies Harvem tungsten on top :flushed:
With everything that you just described, does this mean that you can shatter a diamond with a sledgehammer?
@@steveishere8808 something like a pickaxe would be far more effective, think of it like glass, although good luck being precise enough
"Curses! This zirconium is protected by a case of _pure diamond!_ ... How ironic!"
That moment when the case is more valuable than the thing it's protecting.
@@funkydev5854 that sounds like the younger and more degenerate game theory that talks about everything other than games
My guy, I paused on the perfect frame after that and now Johnny is THICCCC
Thanks for ading legends to help deaf people understand this shit
Why is nobody talking about Johnny eating the zirconium and saying "" MM THE OTHER KIND OF WHITE MEAT"
thank you
Ikr.
I don't understand what zirconium has to do with "white meat" but it definitely had me raising my eyebrows.
Chicken (:
@@secretnames7414 "the other white meat" was a slogan for a 90's pork campaign. Pork was traditionally white meat, but even at the time was normally considered red meat. The pork industry was just trying to look healthier by positioning themselves as an alternative to chicken (THE white meat).
I once had an army sergeant tell me, "If you won't be intelligent, you will be strong," and Johnny always makes me remember that.
Considering they're in the Army, I guarantee that person wasn't all that intelligent. At least not enough to do anything to not end up needing to join the Army.
@@EmptyMan000I don't think you're smart either with a remark like that
@@FairyFarronwell his username is called empty man so something’s gotta be missing
@@EmptyMan000idk maybe he likes hi country or somethin. heard they get paid well in certain places too.
“If you’re not going to be a smart soldier you better be a tough soldier.”
1:14 I love how, instead of the regular flex pose, Johnny's "HYEH!" is accompanied only by a motionless jump cut to the two dimes in his hand.
it’s possible the “HYEH” wasn’t in the script and Jeff Bennett just added it when he read the line lol
its really good
Always so damn impressed by Johnny's determination
His determination is a determination of a boorish man like Gaston only far worse since Gaston at least has brain
@daddy, no • 69 years ago He never score and never will!!
@@tomxaider2058 Johnny is waaay better than Gaston. At least he has a heart.
@@kaching7204 His heart is overshadowed by his extreme stupidity, immaturity and incompetent along with his bad behaviors. He nearly killed all passengers in a plane just to get free peanuts.
Beside if he has a heart, he should not harass women all the time
@@tomxaider2058 That's what makes him more lovable than Gaston. He may be full of himself, but at least he's not a narcissistic manipulator like Gaston. Plus, one of the episodes give him a backstory as to why he's like that. Iirc, it was when the girl he was waiting for didn't show up at prom.
The power levels in this cartoon are all over the place.
But thats why you love em
And that, my dear internet person, is why it’s so good
Johnny is so strong that he can stand there while a stone monolith smashes itself on his head and he barely noticed but absolutely feels it when his head smashes against Diamond. That alone sets a very good limit to the punishment this dude can take and absolutely explains why women can knock him around and he gets right back up like he didn’t just get a brutal head injury.
@@fist-of-doom487 did you see that she just PICK HIM UP too?
@@mfirdanhb yeah
Years of training. Even more years of practice. The most advanced gadgets there is. All of that to infiltrate that building and rob that diamond. And Johnny Bravo just walks in casually.
Also... can't take the diamond from Johnny's hand, then carries him over like an empty bag.
i mean you carry someone even if they are stronger than you.
...to infiltrate that building to rob that zirconium, that would fetch hundreds in black market, inside a _pure diamond_ case
@@Galomortalbr Yeah, but he is HEAVIER than she is. That's the point.
@@vinikampferherzbarros27 it’s a weird point that doesn’t make sense. A guy can have stronger muscles than you but that doesn’t mean you can’t also pick him up.
Johnny's strong as fuck. He gets thrown around but when he resists it becomes more difficult. Also the rule of funny, obviously.
Johnny Bravo takes the term “hard headed” to a whole new level.
What? Just some guy without a mustache with only 2 likes? It's rare.
@@sukhvii only 16 now and it's been 5 months!
I see that guy everywhere
"World's largest cubic zirconium! This will fetch me hundreds on the black market!"
Babe, I think you should steal something that at least worth more than just hundreds.
That's the joke
even funnier when you consider the case protecting it would be worth far more
The Avatar?
Maybe she only talks in thousands? Or even millions?
The diamond case should be worth more than the rock it surrounds.
The only thing Johnny cares about is his momma and finding a girlfriend
Simple😂 No need for complication
More like just his mama hes never gonna get a gf
And dancing
If it was RL, Johnny would be a chad with a gf
The fact no girls fall for him is why it’s a cartoon
He certainly doesn't care for money with 20 cents lol
I never realized how good the animation is in this show until now
Honesty
modern stuff cut just too many corners
hanna-barbera
"Stop in the name of an independently contracted security firm!"
Quality writing.
In real life johnny would be a chad. He's always optimistic and funny.
Not to mention absolutely shredded. He's also really sweet sometimes.
Johnny's problem is that he's a bit of a narcissist
That's the point
And he's helpful
Not really. He's too much of a narcissist and he's super intrusive and rude sometimes. But his Body his definitley chad like.
"This case is made of pure diamond!"
*better steal this gem only worth hundreds and shatter the almost physically impossibly shaped diamond infront of me then*
That’s the joke
Ironic isn't it
absolutely nothing funnier to me than people looking at cartoon logic and going “HUHHHHH???? BUT IT THAT MAKE NO SENSE DUHHH” like yeah dude we’re watching the same scene
Diamond can be shaped in that way, though it would have to be artificially formed diamond. The space shuttle actually has a windshield made from the stuff. Though the word "pure" could mean natural diamond rather than solid diamond, so idk.
EDIT: nvm I'm wrong
In the words of Doctor Evil “Why make billions when we can make MILLIONS
Can we just talk about the fact she cannot subtract the diamond Johnny is holding with one hand even though she used both of her arms but is perfectly able to keep him under her urmpit?
i mean you carry someone even if they are stronger than you.
Grip strength vs body weight.
i can lift a million limpets, but i cannot remove a single one from their rocks
@@Galomortalbr ur right, it just looked fun
I Love that Johnny is just a towering wall of muscle and is practically indestructible.
0:53 “hey baby, say you don’t know anything about the sun exploding do you” greatest pickup line I’ve ever heard
I'm really curious as to what the punchline of that was supposed to be
@@codiserville593 if I recall its refering to an older scene before this one
@@BrenTenkage oh. Yeah that would make sense
@@codiserville593 From what I remember, Johnny went into the museum during the day and then when he tried to leave, it was night and he was locked in. Johnny being Johnny, to explain this change, he assumed the sun just exploded
@@Usagi393 Beautiful.
"This will fetch hundreds on the black market"
"This zirconium is protected by a case of *pure* diamond"
"Stop in the name of independently contracted security firm"
This show was pure gold.
Golden age of cartoon comedy
you mean pure pyrite :P
@@gemstonegynoid7475 the good old days when cartoons were aimed at kids but also felt a connection to adults now we get cartoons besides craig of the creek and some good ones that dont use potty humor
If it was D&D campaign then my team would just stole that case instead of zirconium
The world just wasn't ready for certain things. Johnny Bravo is one of them.
You know, for as much as he gets the shit beat out of him, I kind of forget that Johnny is an absolute beefcake. He exerts no effort whatsoever to keep that zirconium from Azula. Chad of all chads, king of all kings. Always optimistic and happy and hopeful, always trying to get the girl (even if he goes about it the wrong way).
An optimistic, misguided, beefcake.
@@kibbleknight2156 one punch man gets defeated
"Drat I guess you're coming with me!"
"Back to your place? Sweet!"
🤣🤣🤣
Johnny is such a badass dude. Girl tries to kill him and he askes her out on a date.
HAHAHAHA
isn't that how most dates work tho?
With 20cents
It's not that he's a badass its because he's an idiot
@@TheOneWhoAsked123 you ever have anything fly over your head?
Dude literally broke a diamond case with his head and then ate a rock- what a g
but can he beat goku?
@@pyrolee17 Anyone with toon force can
@@SlimD716
Literally. I mean, you guys remember Arale?
@@Minillus Yep and I haven't seen it but I heard Beerus beat her, which shouldn't happen in my opinion since she's a gag character. She should be too OP for him.
@@SlimD716 Beerus has an ability specifically that he isn't affected by Gag powers. People like Bobobo and Arale can't beat him down, and Hakkai can destroy those even with toon levels of durability
I like how he pulled the gem toward himself so hard she flew away from him.
Johnny is actually goddamn strong when he chooses to be. She uses her entire body to try and pry the gem out of his one hand and he just stood there utterly unmoved because he was more interested in the zirconium than in her at that moment.
I love the fact that she is supposed to steal zirconium protected by a case of pure diamond and she acknowledges how ridiculous that is by looking at the camera and saying"How ironic".She just goes along with it because that's the plot of the episode 😂
Holy shit....i just realised...thanks...
Diamond isn't actually that uncommon. We use it in electronics and industry all the time. It's Diamonds in jewelry and natural gems that are worth a lot of money.
@@MegaSimmaster And even that is really just advertising and monopoly. Ultimately, it's all just sparkly coal (and yes, you can set them on fire). In practical terms, a zirconium crystal that large may actually be more valuable than the presumably rather thin case.
Pretty sure the only reason it was zirconium was to make the 100s of dollars and diamond jokes.
@@nexusdrop7863 and to make the joke about Johnny's head being the hardest thing on earth.
"Stop in the name of an independently funded security firm" As a security guard this hurts its so true🤣🤣
Cloud: Do I feel sorry for you.
Mike?
I think that private contractor or private security has more respect to it, even though it is the same thing, but at least doesn't sound like your security firm is an NGO
it do be like that sometimes
This was one of my favorite shows growing up 😄
"Wait your turn lady! 😤"
😂😂😂 I love johnny bravo
That lady is the voice of:
1. Daphne from Scooby Doo
2. Femme Fatale from Powerpuff Girls
And Azula from Avatar the last airbender
@@fatemabharmal7906 Her name is Grey Griffin, she’s the voice of many characters and a friend of Tara.
AND Catwoman
@@biggeek2256 Don't forget Sam Manson from Danny Phantom.
@@jddtrain AND Sam, thanks man! 👍🏻
"this will fetch hundreds in the black market"
Humor that I was too young to understand until now
Like she is so desperate for few hundred bucks? even though she means hundreds of millions.
@@butWhyDad The joke here is that any value it has is purely due to it's size. Cubic Zirconium is basically worthless and any value is does have is because it "looks" like diamond and so it's used in cheaper alternative jewellery that's just supposed to look nice without literally wearing high hundreds to thousands plus on your finger etc.
Yeah it's kinda like older versions of Lex Luthor constructing robots that are worth millions of dollars each in order to rob a bank. Lol
@@JTDK1981 Or a laundromat!
The fact that the actress playing the thief is the same actress that plays cat woman makes me like this episode a lot more. Also the fact that Johnny is basically on gokus level of strength by ramming his hard into diamond with ease and tanking a 5 ton pillar to the head
princess azula from avatar, too!
She wasn't Catwoman yet... but she was Daphne, and that's all I hear, lol. You could sit for hour and list off Grey's voice roles.
I think it's just that his hair gel is so hard and strong that it can tank anything and is harder than diamond.
Grey DeLisle Griffen.
About 100% of this flew over every kid's head in the late 90s
“Good think it landed on my head”
- Johnny Bravo after having multiple tons of rock land on his fucking head, not knowing that his spine took almost all of the force and not his head.
That's our Johnny! 😁
Achievement of Ignorance. What you don't know, won't hurt you.
Man has trained his back well.
Hell, you can even see that million dolar posture in the show.
Here is the best part, if you rewatch it, it didn't break on his head, it broke on his hair, and I find that so much funnier
@@SuperZ04 must be all that hairspray
All this for “hundreds on the black market”
yeah, I caught that too, so apparently it sells for less than a thousand bucks. Better off robbing an electronic store then
😂😂
Probably costs less than the solid diamond case
@@ambrosebucy6890 she would make more from the case 🤣
It's not about money! It's about sending a message
This show was gold and it was encased in pure diamond
1:42 so... He is no simper after all
When the diamond protects the cubic zirconium, “ironic”, no kid would get that, none the less pretty neat
The crap that went over our heads as kids right.
nah, i remember understanding the joke back then. but can't say quite how old i was.
Nah, kids are smarter than you give them credit for. Kids can’t learn words unless they hear them being used! Context helps too :)
more like "zirconic"
@@Plobs Ha you're killing me. Imma die-man.
badum tss.
"Hey baby, you don't know anything about the sun EXPLODING do ya?"
I adore this show so damn much, even more so since context or not, this being the first thing out of his mouth when meeting someone new is amazing.
I love that line; having zero context for it just makes it even more fantastic
I feel like Johnny was in the middle of another story when he happened upon her.
Love how the case is worth more valuable than the object it's suppose to protect lol. Still gets me every time.
This show always made me super uncomfortable as a kid, but now that I'm of a more mature age, this show is great 🤣🤣🤣
They probably should've aired it on Adult Swim
“Mmmm, zirconium. The OTHER white meat”
What would be considered the main white meat though?
@@TheAceFalafel diamonds?
@@TheAceFalafel Long Pork
@@TheAceFalafel Chicken ("the other white meat" is pork)
Mychal Agudo his junk
“Wait for your turn, lady!”
The litter "HUAH" when he thrusts out the 20 cents killed me.
I love how most-expensive jewels are always exposed with a convenient skylight just over them.
This show was so smart. That zirconium joke definitely flew right over my head as a kid.
It still does to much of the comment section. 😂
Can you explain the joke? English is not my first language 😅
@@chekaweedie which part? The biggest part of the scene is the fact that a huge gem of zirconium (which is a lab grown crystal used as a cheap substitute for diamond in jewelry) is protected by the vastly more valuable diamond case. Its a literal textbook definition of irony, which the would-be burglar lady helpfully points out. when Johnny swallows the zirconium and remarks 'the other white meat' its a reference to an ad campaign from some point advertising pork as 'the other white meat'.
@@thecynicalone6391 Ok, I had got the first part but not the advertising part, thanks :)
Credit where credit is due: Johnny is a real tank to be able to shake off a pillar falling on him like it was nothing.
That reminds me, there is a mod for Left 4 Dead 2 that gives the tank a Johnny Bravo voice
It didn’t hit his head
*IT HIT THE POMPADOUR*
Absolute chad to tank a falling pillar with his hair
His head is so thick that it has produced natural armor.
Yeah luckily it only landed on his head.
Bro for only fetching her "Hundreds" she's going through an awful lot of trouble.
I just realized he basically moves through life completely unfazed by all that happens around him.
Imagine Johnny gets ripped for a woman only to get dumped and the entire show is each day after his breakup where he's just going around having a good time meeting people
That’s pretty much the show
Yeah, that's literally the plot of the show... there was a whole episode about *WHY* he got buff, and how it all fell apart for him.
Basically the plot. He got buff for a woman and still got dumped and each day he’s just living his life and trying to get a new date.
Wow the jokes about her selling a fake diamond for "hundreds of dollars on the black market" and the fact that it was so heavily guarded really flew over my head as a kid
the fact that she wasn't able to overpower johnny but also was able to bash his head in the case and also carry him out of building is so funny to me
1:05 what the hell what a giga chad dude just tank a column landing on his head.
him being the Apex SIMP makes me forget he is probably really strong
Ok yeah but _she’s_ super strong
Johnny can lift tons.
He's a cartoon character so...
Despite that though he'll always get beat by a woman.
Always complimenting them when they do too.
He may be a thirsty man but he has manners and respect
My boi ain't no simp. Dude was really bout to take her out with only 20 cents. Sounds like a Chad to me. Now if you called him a fuckboi I'd agree.
@@TskillenT mans dated a deer and a werewolf is most definitely a fuck boy and probably a furry
@@theblackoutexplorer2658 if it’s a woman it’s fair game to Johnny Bravo.
loving the animation and humor, that smear frame at 0:53 is so good
"Wait your turn lady" *LMAO*
I miss this show.
Me 2
UwU
@Joey Martin Really?
@Joey Martin I See.
Better that it stays that way. Considering that Looney Toons' stunk recently got cancelled, it's best no one brings up Johnny Bravo before he gets cancelled too.
the fact that she effortlessly yeeted johnny's head into the case but couldn't even take away the zirconium when he held it in his big arms is just a fun way to say that his head is just a hard shell of nothing inside of it
Indeed he's very strong and tough, but unfortunately there's nothing where his noggins should be
I thought it was a comment on how strong his hair gel is.
0:24 that makes no sense 😂
Now all he needs is *zirconium pants*
Rewatching these scenes as an adult is something else
"this Cubic Zirconium is protected by a case of pure Diamond!" As a kid i thought nothing of that line, but after learning what Zirconium was.... Wow 😳😂😂😂
I don't get the joke
@@chrisklitou7573 Zirconium is a very cheap substitute to diamond, so it makes absolutely no sense to use diamond to protect it.
"the world largest cubic zirconium, it must be worth Hundreds..." is such subtle funny joke
1:25 I find it funny how she didn’t think of just ramming her own head or just finding a rock or even having a hammer on hand because remember diamonds are HARD, not tough, which is why they are used in drills and not things like pickaxes or hammers (cough cough Minecraft) because a simple hammer break can break Diamond
"Do you like how I dance? I got zirconium pants
Consequential enough to slip you into a trance"
“Wanna go out to dinner with me? HYEAH I still got twenty cents left.
0:31 I'm convinced they had her do this just so they wouldn't have to keep drawing it.
I think if the case was made of diamond, then the case would be worth more than the actual diamond.
0:52
I love two things about these clips.
1. Johnny head/Spine shattered a Granite pillar that fell on him, the his head shattered a Diamond case.
2. I love the fact that he ate it & knew what it was immediately... implying he’s ate that kind of stuff before.
I just know Johnny isn’t human anymore.
My mama warned me about women like you!
I was *hoping* she was right!
‘I still got twenty cents left.’
Oh my god, this type of comedy raised me.
That’s consequential enough to slip you into a trance
Somehow the funniest things in this clip to me are his opening line of "Do you know anything about the sun exploding?" and him displaying his wealth of 20 cents thinking she'd be somehow impressed by that lmao
I like how her first reaction to Johnny's presence is to *topple an obelisk onto his head*. And how Johnny stands there, completely oblivious to her obviously doing.
As a security guard, "stop in the name of an independently contracted security firm" is absolutely killing me
2:03 fun fact, that vocabulary (Drat) is uncommonly used today.
Some seriously good humor I didn’t catch onto when I was a kid.
Good thing Johnny head is strong
@Kendall Beaubian more like his head is composed 100% of skull!! Not a single soft brain tissue in it!!
@@tomxaider2058 I don't think you got the joke...
Though he has never been headstrong
He can handle a giant pillar of marble but he gets a concusión by getting slamed on a cube of glass
Is no one going to talk about how she’s stealing cubic zirconium, a material often used as a cheap diamond substitute, that’s guarded by a shield of pure diamond?
Thank you for mentioning the season and episode number in the description
I never actually realized what she was stealing as a kid, that "this will fetch hundreds" line cracks me up lmao
Why not just make pants out of that zirconium instead of selling it? The pair will certainly be consequential enough to slip someone into a trance.
Song lyrics in the wild, and so in the abstract, are pretty funny.
You... You didn't just... You little shit
Scrolled down way to far to find this reference
Careful, someone's face may disintegrate into chalk.
What's happening‽
She wasn’t strong enough to take the rock from him but she’s somehow able to pick him up with one hand 😂😂😂
Glad to see Azula getting her life together
Head strong he’ll take you on, he’ll take on anyone
I always forget how freakishly strong Johnny can be at times.
20 cents for a date with Johnny? Sounds like a win-win
So this is what she do when she's not out there trying to capture the avatar and her brother... Stealing zirconium...
I just realized how bent Johnny's back is, like look at it dude seriously needs a chiropractor
You mean a physical therapist.
Chiropractic is a pseudo-scientific waste of time and effort.
@@LinkEX I mean some of them realign stuff, it's just a matter of actually maintaining it with acquired muscle strength and better posture after a visit.
All the stuff landing on his head.
@@antiairgamingchair-2543 either way, hes fucked up, and needs bending
Why sell the zirconium when you could turn it into an entrancing pair of pants
Only if your dancing is good enough
I don’t know, I heard that you’d sleep in a trance.
@@koyinproductions9053 Maybe if you walk good enough or quite possibly... talk good enough
Man, I even remember this episode and so many jokes flew over my head as a kid back then, the idea that this chick is scoring a few hundred bucks retrieving a meme of a gem instead of it's more expensive casing didn't register for me back then.
I'm pretty sure he would've given her that gemstone had she only bothered asking.
CNN: Johnny Bravo faces imperial lawsuit against him for harassment charges brought on by Fire Lord Ozai. His daughter Princess Azula had since secluded herself after the incident and wishes not to make a public appearance until court hearing.
In other news rare diamond has gone missing after royal family visit.
You lost me at CNN
@@ReiseLukas I think it works pretty well... Perhaps FNBC?
@@ReiseLukas
*had
@@eidolon1426 I know what I said
@@ReiseLukas
Well, what you said could still work, depending on the method of approach. Fair enough.