That might not work women are really sensitive about scars, because of the unfair stigma that they are ugly. Doesn’t matter if you find it beautiful they might not.
@@Toneill029 I don't know about that, I've been with one woman who had a lot of scars, she seemed to feel much better about them once I mentioned I find them beautiful. Anecdotal of me, I know, but it seems to me like it can work.
@@observantsnack6397 That’s great, but it’s generally regarded that scars make a guy look better while on a woman it makes her ugly. Which is not true in the slightest but that’s just the how it’s thought of.
@@c.galindo9639 You can say a lot about Johnny but he doesn't act like a fake nice guy to impress girls, is willing to go extremely far to impress any girl he hits on though he doesn't outright lie intentionally and once he finally realizes she isn't interested which admittedly can take a while he leaves her alone
Not going to lie as someone who went through boot camp when I saw that reaction from Johnny, I freaking died laughing 😂 cause that kind of stuff happens all the time.
Would've been a totally different video if Johnny just pinned her to the ground and refused to get off of her. Johnny looks to be at least 280lbs and Sergeant Trixy may be at least 150-160lbs and Johnny does know Basic Karate so a grappling match with him might not be as simple as they make it in the show
Same vibes as that banter in south park. "Are you just an asshole? Is that it?" "Am I just an asshole? Well, no, I got arms, and legs, and everything!"
Honestly, with references to Full Metal Jacket and Johnny trying to woo women (something that kids don't particularly care about) I do wonder if Johnny Bravo was ever meant to be a kids show.
@@ryu9123 They're talking about the toxic ones who don't understand what feminism actually means, and promote cancel culture and throw around false accusations. The toxic ones are the ones everyone unfortunately knows and remembers instead of the good ones
In reality Johnny could probably get an equally clueless ditzy blonde to love him. As a kid, I kept waiting for the Valentine's Episode or Series Finale where that happened :/
Friendly reminder that Cartoon Network used to be great. Second friendly reminder: Johnny's entire show has a sub-plot of him just trying to get laid. Miss those days
Technically coming back to this.... Johnny never understood the concept of sex considering he was spoiled My guess is that he only seeks companionship and a serious relationship but he's an idiot when it comes to proper courtship especially in his day of age..
@@kiel_doesntplay scarily enough, Johnny did understand sex and wasnt a virgin (terrifying that he could find a desperate enough girl. Lol) In that episode where those women wanted to throw him into a volcano as a sacrifice, they thought he was a virgin. Him not being one made the volcano angrier.
@@dawnmana5876 and the show creator did mention that offscreen moments johnny is popular we just see him at the times were he fails getting with the ladies
@@НикитаЗимин-ф1к oh yeah her she also voiced Sam from Totally spies Ivy from where in the world is carmen sandiego and Rivet from ratchet and clank rift apart
@@Frustratedartist2 What if I told you that you don't have to vote republican or have any political affiliation to hate 'PC' culture. Japanese artists are getting attack for just making their character's skin lighter, people who drew Steven's mom thinner got death threats and freaking Apu from the simpson got remove because he's a white male voicing an indian character.
The voice actress for Sergeant Trixie also does the hero Ashe for Overwatch. "Bob! Do something!" You can hear the similarities in the way Trixie yells.
She must be the sister that Sergeant Hartman was talking about, let’s hope she doesn’t get her own equivalent of Private Pyle, else she may end up getting shot dead in her chest.
I love the little nod to Full Metal Jacket’s character Sargent Hartman (God rest the actor’s soul) It’s my favorite war movie, even though it counts as an anti-war movie. I like this drill sergeant more because of the line and the nod.
Full Metal Jacket isn't really a war movie, nor an anti-war movie. It's a satire on the machinations of the war machine, and how humans function and get twisted in extreme conditions. Kubrick could have made a movie about a deadly Battle Royal event with extensive media coverage and it could have worked out similar. Vietnam, or any war for that matter, is only a setting.
@@sethstopcallingmeryandickh9067 I think he was only supposed to be a consultant on the movie but Kubrick was so impressed with his antics (since the actor had been an actual drill sergeant) that he gave him the role and half his dialogue is improvised on the spot.
So, is her last name coincidentally Trixie, or does she demand people to call her by her first name? Because the last one sounds more badass, like she went, "Yeah, my mom calls me Trixie. I can still turn you into a living pretzel."
I could’ve sworn that was Grey Delisle who voiced Sergeant Trixie. Apparently, I was dead wrong, it was Jennifer Hale. She’s fantastic at voice acting a female sergeant
One of my favourite "Renegade FemShep" moments in the Mordin's loyalty mission when she screams at the captured Urdnot scout, with all that drill sergeant energy
@@chochtopf8682 there isn't anything bad about it, but try to say it in today cartoons and people will say to you" your not allowed to say something like that"
@@Mr-dead I hear "son of a" in kids shows all the time in every era. Regular Show had characters saying "pissed off." It's really not a big deal. People today would be angry about Johnny harassing women, but nothing else.
That Sergeant Trixie makes Numbuh 86 (the Kids Next Door Head of Decommissioning) look like a damsel in distress. Btw, they’re both voiced by Jennifer Hale.
Why does everyone think every female character is either a "damsel in distress" or a "badass action heroine"? Like... where does that place Daria, for example?
The voice actress is Jennifer Hale. She's been in like every cartoon and game from your childhood. She's also Commander Shepard and Ashe from Overwatch.
Shame only Season 1 and random other episodes ever made it to DVD in the U.S. Have to import like from Europe or Australia to get more of the series on DVD. It’s probably on HBO Max but it’s always great to have a physical item you can take anywhere.
I'm convinced that Johnny is a very chill Super Saiyan. His hair is blonde, always standing up, and can't be cut. He wears sunglasses so that people aren't intimidated by his inhuman cutting cyan eyes. And he's just so extremely durable.
Me: Skins couch, uses its hide as armour, roasts the cushion carcass and feasts upon it with my brethren 🤪😛🙂😐 ... wait, what're we talking about again?
@@liltay7628 What are you responding to? I don't remember commenting here. 🤔😨 *What kind of frame of mind was I in to write a comment like THAT!?* Maybe they should make a rule against letting sleep-deprived TH-cam surfers comment on anything. So, uh 😅 ... unfortunately, I'm also sleep-deprived right now, so all I can say is it depends on how many couch cushions I have at the time, the quality of their make, and how well my brethren can pick up the slack ... and me, for that matter. What I'm trying to say is they're gonna have to carry me. Getting stuck with a team capable of carrying you always a pro gamer move. I'm a big believer in neutral drift over natural selection (basically, survival of the lucky, rather than survival of the fittest). 🙂 Yeah, I think I should sleep now.
You know, when she did the classic Tsundere pose of crossing her arms and looking angry, I actually thought it was gonna work *But much like real life, it didn't*
@Hindadubfing Official jonny bravo was allready often enough point of the discussion. Similar to pepe, it not really led to somethign as his dumb behavoir actualy fails him allt he time and thats the lesson to take. not that this is aceptabel behaviour.
I remember me any my big brother busting out laughing when the barber was trying to cut Johnny's hair also I just realized Trixie was doing Sargent Hartman from full metal jacket
This lady was voiced by the same person behind all the following: Kronika from MK 11, Number 86 from CN:KND, Ashe from Overwatch, Leah from Diablo 3, Merithra from World of Warcraft, and Female Commander Shepard from Mass Effect. Jennifer Hale’s got absolute RANGE💪
1:17 Hahaha, I had totally forgotten that whole "interpret it another way"-schtick with the zoom in and the eyebrow raise. Brilliant stuff, loved this show when I was a kid!
If I'm not mistaken, Heather was legit his perfect match. She's really beautiful, strong, smart, and has the same energy. Unfortunately, since she was a spy/secret agent, and often had many enemies after her, she decided to erase her from Johnny's memories so she doesn't put Johnny's life in danger whenever they're together. 😢
“You’ve got some of the prettiest battle scars I’ve ever seen.”
I’m stealing that one.
That might not work women are really sensitive about scars, because of the unfair stigma that they are ugly. Doesn’t matter if you find it beautiful they might not.
@@Toneill029 you kidding me if I saw someone with a battle scar I would think they looked badass
@@Toneill029 As a woman I'd marry that damn Paladin who'd say that to me
@@Toneill029 I don't know about that, I've been with one woman who had a lot of scars, she seemed to feel much better about them once I mentioned I find them beautiful.
Anecdotal of me, I know, but it seems to me like it can work.
@@observantsnack6397
That’s great, but it’s generally regarded that scars make a guy look better while on a woman it makes her ugly. Which is not true in the slightest but that’s just the how it’s thought of.
Our soldiers need to be wearing Johnny's hair as body armor.
Much denser than the depleted uranium.
If you can get it off him lol
It does seem to be defeated by sofas, though. Best not to let the enemy know about that.
I thought it was the hair gel...
Better than fuckin' kevlar 😂
Johnny has manners when he is in pain.
Please call me “Mary”.
Yeah, that one killed me 😁
@@andrejz8954 yeah. I love how he is being genuine and going along with the drill sergeant. Maybe he thought she was doing role play
@@c.galindo9639 You can say a lot about Johnny but he doesn't act like a fake nice guy to impress girls, is willing to go extremely far to impress any girl he hits on though he doesn't outright lie intentionally and once he finally realizes she isn't interested which admittedly can take a while he leaves her alone
@@dutchguy977 yeah he has the charisma of a macho man but is also like a kid sometimes
me in basic
"Mama, help! I'm trapped in boot camp!"
That's supposed to be funny, but I can't help but think that that's a totally reasonable reaction.
And it’s a fairly accurate description of recruits
Its like he tried to mock her
Not going to lie as someone who went through boot camp when I saw that reaction from Johnny, I freaking died laughing 😂 cause that kind of stuff happens all the time.
@@adorenu1338 No, I think he really is just that stupid.
Its ...boooth
Johnny has balls of steel to talk to his sergeant like that
More like a brain of fudge, I'd say...
@@guus19900 More like a fairly even mixture of both, I'd say.
As a Squid my petty officer scared the crap out of me in boot
More than Duke Nukem, and he coined the phrase too.
He got balls of steel
Sergeant Trixie: Try to overcome me
Johnny: (Winks) Proceeds to spit game
It was a pretty vague challenge so my mans took full advantage.
Would've been a totally different video if Johnny just pinned her to the ground and refused to get off of her. Johnny looks to be at least 280lbs and Sergeant Trixy may be at least 150-160lbs and Johnny does know Basic Karate so a grappling match with him might not be as simple as they make it in the show
@Justin Martinez In the first season, he was actually extremely advanced in karate and could wrestle alligators and gorillas. OG Johnny was deadly.
@@Hitomora woah there...
@@readsomebooks666 neat
Well, she did say to try to overcome her, so she kinda set herself up for that. Lol!
He failed
Girls never fall for a Johnny Bravo, they fall for a Glen Quagmire.
@@HypercatZ they don't fall for either of them
@@paysmenot2624 one of them gets laid
Oh how ya doin doc?
"Not true, I've got opposable thumbs and everything!" holy shit, one of the most underrated lines in the show.
Exactly
Makes me kek even now,
Same vibes as that banter in south park.
"Are you just an asshole? Is that it?"
"Am I just an asshole? Well, no, I got arms, and legs, and everything!"
@@bourne8636 who voices sergeant Trixie?
What does it mean?
I appreciate Johnny Bravo more as an adult than I ever did as a kid.
Honestly, with references to Full Metal Jacket and Johnny trying to woo women (something that kids don't particularly care about) I do wonder if Johnny Bravo was ever meant to be a kids show.
@@wjzav1971 Very likely so, I actually disliked Johnny, when I was a kid.
As a kid it was mostly about being amused by the funny animations and movements he would make
I’ve loved Johnny Bravo for as long as I can remember 😂
@@mattsopiratoso790what about now?
I love how this plays homage to Full Metal Jacket
I can't believe how far I had to go down to find this comment.
@@RueRyuzaki6 lmao
True... I mean, I watched the first 30 seconds and this was my very first thought!
@@RueRyuzaki6 I only had to go through 7 comments to find this
@@RueRyuzaki6 same
Frankly I'm just impressed by two things. The fact that his sergeant has the last name Trixie and that Johnny knows a Sergeant is an NCM
Yeah, most civillians would have no idea, unless the recruits here had an off-screen service knowledge lesson
Johnny is shown to be randomly smart throughout the series.
What is an NCM
@@xpmon Non-Commissioned Mamacita.
@@xpmon It means Non-Commissioned Member and it's basically all non officer rank military personnel.
Johnny is the most loveable goofball on the planet
We must protect him at all costs
Good luck trying..in todays time feminists would go crazy over this ...Johnny himself would be confused with the likes of Elliot page and crazy jenner
@@kadelideepak Dude, I'm a feminist and i love Johnny a lot.
@@ryu9123 They're talking about the toxic ones who don't understand what feminism actually means, and promote cancel culture and throw around false accusations. The toxic ones are the ones everyone unfortunately knows and remembers instead of the good ones
@@ryu9123 yuck, feminists. Begone.
@@kadelideepak you’re the one who brought up feminism out of nowhere
I’ll never get it. Johnny is smoother than butter, but always gets rejected.
It's because he's too forward with the exact women who don't want any. (And he happens to run into all of them.)
Imagine a huge guy manifesting out of no-where, grabbing you with both arms, and demanding a date.
In reality Johnny could probably get an equally clueless ditzy blonde to love him. As a kid, I kept waiting for the Valentine's Episode or Series Finale where that happened :/
@@bogdanlulelaru858 Lmfao
Because if he kept getting the women it would be a different show and cancel culture would have complained
😂 Johnny Bravo will forever impress me with the way he just conjures up entire living room furniture sets while in the pursuit of game.
Hey, it's all about cushy seats, baby!
My man Johnny literally joined the Army just to get some ass. And he went above and beyond! Much respect ✊🏻
Deserves a Medal of honor for going above and beyond the call of booty
I'm really starting to think this show made me like these kinds of women
Haha me too
I saw the drill instructor and since that day I've been wanting to join the military to boss people around💀
This show made me like dumb hunks with muscles. I make my husband do Johnny Bravo impressions for me and flex 🤣
I was just about to say this same thing lmao
@@chloechantal5017 hahaha that's hilarious.
He's oddly perceptive at times with the NCO bit.
I was just thinking that.actually one of the writers must have been in the service or had a parent in the service
A broken clock can be right twice a day.
@@breathstealer5486 maybe, I think it might just be a bit they like to do where he says some oddly intelligent things while acting completely idiotic.
The px part is what got me
@@ispankedyourwaifu9705 that they know what a px is is great. And the ncm haha they messed up on Instructor though. That's marines.
“Primordial ooze”
Just gonna put that in a folder
if a sergeant actually did that to a private she would be charged with assualt, and maybe slander
apparently she is a biologist too lol
@@ravenvalentine4919 oh no...
best stop before THEY come!
SHINJI
Friendly reminder that Cartoon Network used to be great.
Second friendly reminder: Johnny's entire show has a sub-plot of him just trying to get laid.
Miss those days
SUB-plot!?
Technically coming back to this.... Johnny never understood the concept of sex considering he was spoiled
My guess is that he only seeks companionship and a serious relationship but he's an idiot when it comes to proper courtship especially in his day of age..
@@kiel_doesntplay scarily enough, Johnny did understand sex and wasnt a virgin (terrifying that he could find a desperate enough girl. Lol) In that episode where those women wanted to throw him into a volcano as a sacrifice, they thought he was a virgin. Him not being one made the volcano angrier.
@@dawnmana5876 and the show creator did mention that offscreen moments johnny is popular we just see him at the times were he fails getting with the ladies
When you get away with telling a joke 😜 down with wok.
"Your name is Sister Mary Clueless. Please call me Mary" 😂😂
1:26 That's lowkey a smooth line right there, lol
In reality i dont think that would be a really wise choice of words,but it depends from person to person xD
Complementing battle scars is very hot
Ik stay a teen ?
Johnny isn't stupid, he's just horny lol.
I think he meant *those* kinds of battle scars.
this show is a gem.. the humor is spot on..
For the time this aired. Theses days not so much
It's still spot on if you have humor.
@@Zeragamba What are you talking about? The sergeant character is exactly the kind of feminist-pandering tool that's celebrated nowadays.
@@alandanger6285 And you're not helping, sir.
@@ARCtheCartoonMaster i helped 4 people that's enough of a good deed to me.
Love how his hair is so strong because of all the hair products he use.
Dude 90s hair spritz made your hair harder than a rock especially if you used the extra strong hold.
That big bottle of hair gel.
Adamantium ain't got shit on Bravos hair.
1:35 Strong enough against trimmers but weak against rejection
@@koreansavior1059 Products advertised as "Hair Cement".
"Please, call me Marry!"
Fuck, that's the best comeback to an insult i've ever heard. If i was the sarge i would have busted my balls laughing
Who voices sergeant Trixie?
@@joshuasebsebe3919 Jennifer Hale
@@НикитаЗимин-ф1к oh yeah her she also voiced Sam from Totally spies Ivy from where in the world is carmen sandiego and Rivet from ratchet and clank rift apart
Can you please explain the joke? I didn't get it
The fact that Johnny knows about the PX and knows his rank structure makes this even funnier af
"Non-commissioned mama" as a member of the E4 Mafia I approve of this joke for us veterans
E-4 mafia leads the way, hooah.
I concur.
no one cares you were in the army
He even knew what the PX was.
@@jyotiradityasatpathy3546 go eat snails
Johnny will soon be arrested for harassing those foxy mama's.
The police would go easy on him given how the ladies always kick Johnny's ass on a regular basis.
He'd just go after the foxy mama police
Arrests only happen if the woman can't do worse on her own.
@@noonenowhere877 says who?
now that is one damn good looking drill seargent
1:20 that eyebrow raise had me dying
PC police better not touch my Johnny
When they that he has *"toxic masculinity"* , we'll just say "Nah fam, you mean CHAD AURA".
Bet they'll harass the voice actor before they'll harass the creator. Also the creator is asian.
twitter loves johnny bravo though
Actually there are no "PC" comments here, just you being paranoid and republican (is there any difference really)
@@Frustratedartist2 What if I told you that you don't have to vote republican or have any political affiliation to hate 'PC' culture. Japanese artists are getting attack for just making their character's skin lighter, people who drew Steven's mom thinner got death threats and freaking Apu from the simpson got remove because he's a white male voicing an indian character.
"You are the lowest form of life on the planet!"
"Not true! I've got opposable thumbs and everything!"
God this is top tier
So is this what would happen if Johnny CAGE was ripped.
How does Earthrealm Special Forces training work?
@@Hyperb2002 simple: go for the NUT PUNCH! 😂😂😂
I though Johnny Cage was already ripped
@@titan133760 Comparing Johnny Cage to Johnny Bravo is like comparing Conor McGregor to Zyzz.
The voice actress for Sergeant Trixie also does the hero Ashe for Overwatch. "Bob! Do something!" You can hear the similarities in the way Trixie yells.
Jennifer Hale, right?
Damn and she was Femshep in Mass effect what a legend.
Thank you so much, I thought she sounded familiar and it was driving me crazy
@@TopGod97
That means she was Elena from Grandia II (Dreamcast game)! Holy shit!
Its that southish rough
Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade in a nutshell.
You too raw bro 😎 🎱
I can confirm
Mortal Kombat Lore
Lmao true
Still managed to tap that in the end!
Im sensing a little bit of the "Full Metal Jacket" in this one
:)
She must be the sister that Sergeant Hartman was talking about, let’s hope she doesn’t get her own equivalent of Private Pyle, else she may end up getting shot dead in her chest.
I love the little nod to Full Metal Jacket’s character Sargent Hartman (God rest the actor’s soul) It’s my favorite war movie, even though it counts as an anti-war movie. I like this drill sergeant more because of the line and the nod.
R lee Ermey he actually served in Vietnam
Came here to comment about clear reference, it came out somebody already mentioned that a year ago :(
Full Metal Jacket isn't really a war movie, nor an anti-war movie.
It's a satire on the machinations of the war machine, and how humans function and get twisted in extreme conditions.
Kubrick could have made a movie about a deadly Battle Royal event with extensive media coverage and it could have worked out similar.
Vietnam, or any war for that matter, is only a setting.
@@sethstopcallingmeryandickh9067 I think he was only supposed to be a consultant on the movie but Kubrick was so impressed with his antics (since the actor had been an actual drill sergeant) that he gave him the role and half his dialogue is improvised on the spot.
So, is her last name coincidentally Trixie, or does she demand people to call her by her first name? Because the last one sounds more badass, like she went, "Yeah, my mom calls me Trixie. I can still turn you into a living pretzel."
Really digging that "cute nickname on a hardened person" theory
probably the last name is the contraction of Trimmed + Dixie:her ancestor was the only Dixie Trooper without a beard
It would have to be her last name.
I could’ve sworn that was Grey Delisle who voiced Sergeant Trixie. Apparently, I was dead wrong, it was Jennifer Hale. She’s fantastic at voice acting a female sergeant
Both Jennifer Hale and Grey Delisle are beautiful voice actress
Jennifer Hale was always so hilarious at doing voices like her!🤣
I suppose you could say that Johnny is her favorite maggot on the Citadel.
"Please...call me Mary" Holy shit, I haven't had a good belly laugh in some time. Was not expecting that!
My nieces got me watching this show and I never stopped watching it! 😂
Jennifer Hale….as a Drill Instructor.
*That’s absolutely god tier*
I knew ive heard that voice before. Commander Shepard!
@@ladyselin35 *Nods "Shepard."
That’s actually perfect for Jennifer Hale
One of my favourite "Renegade FemShep" moments in the Mordin's loyalty mission when she screams at the captured Urdnot scout, with all that drill sergeant energy
Good old cartoons, how did we get to the point where we can't make things as good as this anymore.
It makes adults feel bad that's why😂
Check out close enough it’s pretty good
Because we are old and can't enjoy new things anymore. 🤫
It wen't wrong when the feminists got offended by everything
@@HL-777- it went wrong when we started bending. everyone always didn't like something.
She say "son of.." nice Jennifer lol, i guess back in the 90 that wasn't much of a deal
what so bad about "son of a brush salesman"?
@@chochtopf8682 there isn't anything bad about it, but try to say it in today cartoons and people will say to you" your not allowed to say something like that"
@@Mr-dead Uh, no? Cartoons got looser on swear words tbh, able to say stuff like "pissed." But they're definitely more politically correct.
@@Crow-qm7zw but not in a kid's show
@@Mr-dead I hear "son of a" in kids shows all the time in every era. Regular Show had characters saying "pissed off." It's really not a big deal. People today would be angry about Johnny harassing women, but nothing else.
I feel so old. I remember when this was a new episode.
Johnny Bravo and Sergeant Trixie is the inspiration of Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade relationship
Johnny Bravo is peak cartoon comedy.
0:15 JESUS CHRIST. no WONDER rhe pillair broke on his head in the Zirconium Incident
Gotta love how Johnny rolls with the punches no matter how he's treated
The opposable thumbs joke was actually an uncharacteristically clever comeback by johnny
Well, Johnny isn't stupid per se, just ... kinda off.
Johnny was the smoothest brother we knew!
"Mama help! I'm trapped in bootcamp!" I felt that on a spiritual level.
That Sergeant Trixie makes Numbuh 86 (the Kids Next Door Head of Decommissioning) look like a damsel in distress. Btw, they’re both voiced by Jennifer Hale.
Femshep Jennifer Hale? No wonder I recognized the voice
I know this is unrelated but if I’m not mistaken she’s also the voice actressfor zero suit and power suit Samus.
Maybe she'll inject him with FOXDIE
@@derekkinzie6591 nah she is preparing him for the attack against the reapers
Why does everyone think every female character is either a "damsel in distress" or a "badass action heroine"? Like... where does that place Daria, for example?
The voice actress is Jennifer Hale. She's been in like every cartoon and game from your childhood. She's also Commander Shepard and Ashe from Overwatch.
"YOUR NAME IS SISTER MARY CLUELESS!"
"Please, call me Mary."
🤣🤣🤣Wake me up when my laughter ceases
Ok, I can´t unheard it now. Johnny Bravo trying to put his moves on Femshep
I've never watched Johnny Bravo, but I have seen multiple snippets online. I must say, this seems like a really hilarious show.
It's one of the greats.
You missed out
@@bigmaxcc I'm sure I did...
Shame only Season 1 and random other episodes ever made it to DVD in the U.S. Have to import like from Europe or Australia to get more of the series on DVD. It’s probably on HBO Max but it’s always great to have a physical item you can take anywhere.
You need to see the episode of Scooby Doo with Johnny Bravo guest staring.
I'm convinced that Johnny is a very chill Super Saiyan.
His hair is blonde, always standing up, and can't be cut.
He wears sunglasses so that people aren't intimidated by his inhuman cutting cyan eyes.
And he's just so extremely durable.
If Johnny can't get a girl with his smooth ass lines there's no hope for any of us.
They say he can, but "off-screen"
Hair cutters: Can't cut hair
Couch: Completely ruins his hairstyle
It is a well known fact that couches and beds are able to fuck with that extra strong hairspray & gel.
Me: Skins couch, uses its hide as armour, roasts the cushion carcass and feasts upon it with my brethren 🤪😛🙂😐 ... wait, what're we talking about again?
To be fair cutting the hair is not the same as moving/restyling the hair.
@@MisterEvvvSymphoenix How long could you ACTUALLY survive in the wild,Caveman?
@@liltay7628 What are you responding to? I don't remember commenting here. 🤔😨 *What kind of frame of mind was I in to write a comment like THAT!?* Maybe they should make a rule against letting sleep-deprived TH-cam surfers comment on anything. So, uh 😅 ... unfortunately, I'm also sleep-deprived right now, so all I can say is it depends on how many couch cushions I have at the time, the quality of their make, and how well my brethren can pick up the slack ... and me, for that matter. What I'm trying to say is they're gonna have to carry me. Getting stuck with a team capable of carrying you always a pro gamer move. I'm a big believer in neutral drift over natural selection (basically, survival of the lucky, rather than survival of the fittest).
🙂 Yeah, I think I should sleep now.
Johnny is hilarious bring him back
0:30 is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
You know, when she did the classic Tsundere pose of crossing her arms and looking angry, I actually thought it was gonna work
*But much like real life, it didn't*
Sergeant Trixie: From now on you're sister Mary Clueless.
Johnny: Please, call me Mary
😂😂😂😂 boy is naturally smooth.
She was a funny riot!😂
Love the Full Metal Jacket intro reference 👌 😅
New Lts coming in from the Academy even after they’re told not to hit on enlisted: “hey my little Non Commissioned mamacita” 😂
0:49
"from now on your name is Sister Mary Clueless"
"please, call me mary"
.
WTF HAHAHAAH!!!!!
0:10 they predicted the bussin fr fr zoomer haircut
"Nice of you to join me, my little non-commission mamasita!". I'm using that one the next time I get pulled over by a female police officer.
Ha, Sam's voice from Totally Spies is recognizable wherever she goes. 😂
Can we just take a minute too appreciate how great Jen Hale is.
This show taught me about respect and dating. I wanted to grow up and be just like those tough girls. One of my favorite shows to date.
So... you think it's okay to physically abuse men?
@@ARCtheCartoonMasterif that’s the message you got out of the comment you’re stupid
Ahh yes, Johnny Cage trying to woo Sonya Blade in the early days with his $500 sunglasses.
so true
Sergeant Trixie reminds me of my friend in college, she has an attitude and a bit rough but her softer attitude boyfriend melted her heart.
His hair has plot armor! The most impenetrable body armor ever to exist.
To be fair, Johnny Bravo not being turned off by scars is quite comendable.
She's actually really nice to Johnny.
i love the attention to detail when they are sitting on the couch, he is way taller there because hes all torso lol
I love the Full Metal Jacket Vibes so much
Johnny Bravo is that one dude that will take a figure of speech or a metaphor seriously.😂
Trixie: I am your Drill Instructor.
Bravo: Does that mean I'll get instructed to drill you?
No wonder my generation is so intelligent!
I’m watching all these now before he gets canceled it’s definitely coming
No, it is not.
I never watched the show, but I haven't actually seen him do anything that crosses a line.
I'm calling to
After pepe he's most likely next
@Hugh Mungus says the guy named Hugh Mungus? "IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT?!"
@Hindadubfing Official jonny bravo was allready often enough point of the discussion. Similar to pepe, it not really led to somethign as his dumb behavoir actualy fails him allt he time and thats the lesson to take. not that this is aceptabel behaviour.
0:30 That was a totally FULL METAL JACKET Ronald Lee Ermey's perfonmance... R.I.P.
They made cartoons like this and then blamed us boys for our supercilious taste in women when we got older...
I NEED a cute drill Sergeant lady to yell at me
This cartoon is criminally underrated
Love the voice actresses in this show. XD
I remember me any my big brother busting out laughing when the barber was trying to cut Johnny's hair also I just realized Trixie was doing Sargent Hartman from full metal jacket
I’m just impressed they referenced the PX and her being a non-com so naturally
Jonny's illiteracy is showing, he must've thought the sign read BOOTY Camp.
If this was just an anime, that officer would probably blush in a seconds and say baka baka
I love how they made up clean gibberish insults to make up for no swearing 😂
So are we gonna ignore that Full Metal Jacket reference?
Nope, we all take it to heart
Trixie chould command me anytime! 😂😍
I love the Full Metal Jacket references!!!!
Johnny have more balls than Pvt Joker and more clueless than Pvt Pye.
Thats the joke: Johnny is so confident but clueless at the same time. 😂😂
This lady was voiced by the same person behind all the following: Kronika from MK 11, Number 86 from CN:KND, Ashe from Overwatch, Leah from Diablo 3, Merithra from World of Warcraft, and Female Commander Shepard from Mass Effect. Jennifer Hale’s got absolute RANGE💪
1:17 Hahaha, I had totally forgotten that whole "interpret it another way"-schtick with the zoom in and the eyebrow raise. Brilliant stuff, loved this show when I was a kid!
Gotta respect this mans effort every time 🤣
I bet if Johnny just committed himself to one lovely lady, he'd win her over. He's got that long lasting charm and persistence.
If I'm not mistaken, Heather was legit his perfect match. She's really beautiful, strong, smart, and has the same energy. Unfortunately, since she was a spy/secret agent, and often had many enemies after her, she decided to erase her from Johnny's memories so she doesn't put Johnny's life in danger whenever they're together. 😢
Oh my god this show!