Lol, I watched the original movie that Oedekerk got all the footage from "Tiger and Crane Fists" and I broke down laughing as I saw the "Bird, birdy!" scene.
Dude i remember almost shitting my pants laughing when I first saw this part. The way they just intentionally dubbed over actual 1970's hong kong movie footage with the most absurd lines ever had my sides in orbit.
This movie should have got way more praise than it did! As I recall, when it first came out the critics hated it and the audience was apathetic to it at best. I felt like I was the only person in my state that thought it was the funniest movie I had seen in years! I'm happy to see that it actually does have an enthusiastic cult following! :)
"It is evil. Mmeehh. It is so evil. It is a bad bad plan that will hurt people that are good" My answer everytime there is question in class presentation
1:00 He is a great magician! Look, he went from changing clothes colors to mastering the art of transparency! Is there nothing that can stop such power?!
I saw this movie when it came out and I was laughing so hard I was wheezing and crying. How this film ever made it to the theaters at all is a great mystery, but I'm so glad it did.
Steve Oedekerk had a name for himself back then - he already directed a few profitable movies including Ace Ventura 2. I think that gave him the cred to get a major studio to believe in this absolutely insane project.
I remember watching this on a bootleg dvd copy back in 02. We were on duty in an internet cafe in the phils and everyone icluding the customers who were glancing at my computer were laughing their asses off. This is a timeless classic
@@younglove3362 The guy who made it has been writing the sequel since 2015 and no news of cancellation have been announced (to my knowledge) so maybe we will get a sequel but I doubt it.
I rented this movie and we watched it stoned. First 10 mins i got hassled by my friends that i rented such a bad movie. After those 10 mins we had the best movie experience of our lives. Literally crying from laughture. Must have recommended this movie to every stoner kid in my town. It became a legend.
I was fortunate enough to have seem this movie on its opening weekend. I didn't know much about it but my step dad said it was a funny Kungg Fu flick and it was a rare thing that my step dad ever wanted to go to the theaters, I laughed my as off and told all my friends about it at school.
I mark the timeline of my life in two eras: Before Kung Pow, and After Kung Pow. To this day, I let my anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hoping the kids don't break through to the candy.
That's a crying shame. We need more movies like this. Lol But then a sequel would get canceled by squishy snowflakes having meltdowns over "appropriating Asian culture" or some other type of nonsense.
lol so funny how he says the dumbest shit and everyone has to suck up to him hahahaha. Like "Birdie fly to the sky and birdy have feather birdy birdy birdy..." "WOW Master Betty please! Tell us more!" lmao
My dumass just realized that part of the reason this scene is so funny is cause when he says "your clothes are red/black" they show the dude wearing red or black clothes cause they took the source shots from different scenes where the clothes were different xDDD
There's a spell in D&D called faerie fire that causes the enemy to glow with a distinctly coloured aura (player chooses the colour between blue, green, and purple) and become much easier to hit. Oddly there's no pose or gesture required to cast it, and no material component either; it's a purely verbal spell. From now on when I use it, I'm just gonna say "your clothes are green!"
I remember seeing this gem as a kid when it randomly appeared on the TV. Such a fantastic movie. I still watch it from time to time and introduce friends to it. 10/10 would see a cow doing Kung Fu again.
Ling: He spends his time at the waterfall swinging a chain around. Later, Betty humming at the waterfall while swinging his chain around: "Swinging a chain, swinging a chain ..." 😂
I never realized he was changing the color of the dudes clothes. I thought he was just saying things he saw and counting that as him having magical powers. My life has been a lie all of these years.
I first watched this when I was about 12, and only a couple weeks ago did I realize that the joke that killing is badong and he has to stand for the opposite, gnodab, was that the two were literally reverse spellings of each other.
0:24 I love how they used a shot that ends with Betty looking down slightly, so it actually kind of seems like he's focusing intently trying to change the guy's clothes. Little touches like that make this movie great.
1:27 I always thought this was great. Betty explained how bad the plan was but the sits down and make a pointing gesture here that just fits so damn well. One of the many subtle things that make this movie work.
@@bobby0411 Calls him stupid when he quoted a line from the movie. You need to watch and pay attention to the movie. I know it's a hard thing to do and process with that level of thinking. But please try.
The “your clothes are black” right before the guy comes into the shot always gets me.
Yourclothesareblack!
when literally every single line in the entire movie is a memorable quote..
BIRD
"I THINK ITS GREAT BECAUSE ITS SO BAD"- Betty
Lika lika stone
I think you mean “figuratively”, but darn near literally every line is memorable.
Thatll be 4 bucks baby.
"Your clothes are red!"
"Your clothes are black"
"RED CLOTHES!" 😂
I still sometimes say "BIRDY" in his voice when I see a bird
Andy Belt the bird is like, ummm
yeahhhh hahahaha birdy birdy
I use I go peepee standing up regularly
"I'm just a birdy too!"
As you should
"Hmmmm...Tiger...tiger tiger tiger....bird...birdie birdie birdie." LMAO!! I must have a simple brain because that shit is gold!!!
that makes two of us, don't know why that makes me laugh so much!
@Kevin Robles hahaha so weird, I can't even say Tiger without making that voice in my head!
Lol, I watched the original movie that Oedekerk got all the footage from "Tiger and Crane Fists" and I broke down laughing as I saw the "Bird, birdy!" scene.
No cuz it was study animal fighting styles but instead they made it look like he was just looking at animal pictures which is gold
Dude i remember almost shitting my pants laughing when I first saw this part. The way they just intentionally dubbed over actual 1970's hong kong movie footage with the most absurd lines ever had my sides in orbit.
Even tho Betty is stressing over the chosen one being alive. He still preforms magic..he is a great magician indeed
The show must go on
Red clothes!!!
@@MasterTang Lol. i was wonderig what the hell that was then I read it as a continuity error.
@MasterTang wow....please, do it again! Wait, who's that?
Seems like they named him Betty was a way to say asian men are all women
This is who Skeletor was when he was human.
@@boborson5536 But Skeletor is great!
Myah!
It is so evillll
Holy shit. He is Skeletor in the flesh quite literally
Either him, or the duke from “ Gummi Bears”.
The *Evil Betty* is a greater magician than you think: he also changed HIS OWN clothes and nobody noticed.
Truly diabolical
Your right he did. At the start of the scene he don't have that red sash thing. But at the end he does.
Qnd this, kids, is why you need a script supervisor
@@jaredlowder5248,
And if they had one, do you think the movie would be as good as it turned out?
@@buckrodgers1162 I mean the movie is like 3/4 recycled footage, I don't think it'd matter...
"It is evil...man it is so evil...It is a bad bad plan...that will hurt many...people...that are good...I think it's great cause it's so bad"
Thats Trump when asked a question keeps repeating there's a plan without really clarifying
@@infinitymystery21G a truly stunning and brave joke
I...I see, I think
This movie should have got way more praise than it did!
As I recall, when it first came out the critics hated it and the audience was apathetic to it at best.
I felt like I was the only person in my state that thought it was the funniest movie I had seen in years!
I'm happy to see that it actually does have an enthusiastic cult following! :)
it was way ahead of its time
Just like The Room, at first hated, left in an unappreciated coma...then slowly over time its comedic value is finally appreciated :D
Ziggy Rotten a friend of mine saw Kung pao at the theater ...the first “Myah” he heard, he got up and walked out
This is one of the best movies of all times. Too bad that people dont have much sense for this type of humor.
It was a niche targeted audience. People who like crappy kungfu movies and comedy.
he's alive-a betty, hes still alive betty lmfaoo
ITSRICHTIME had me dying, he says it so politely
HAHAHAHAHAH
ITSRICHTIME So many rewinds!
They had to be high when they made this movie😁😂😂😂
Still alive how could that be,oh this is bad this is very bad
"It is evil. Mmeehh. It is so evil. It is a bad bad plan that will hurt people that are good"
My answer everytime there is question in class presentation
Loved this movie as a child ! Still iconic and underrated!
Lol same here. Everyone thought I was a weirdo for years. I'm still saying NYEEEAH!! To this very day.
The Asian parts were the funniest the main character was not
@@gannon3578 EXACTLYYYYY FINALLY! thats what ive been saying about this movie the funniest parts are the old movie ones not yhe main character
It shaped my sense of humor quite a bit.
Still waiting for a sequel of this film.......
knockturnal808 same
knockturnal808 have you watched kung foo hustle it's pretty good
Abraham Contreras definitely, loved that movie, but Kung Pao has unrivaled silliness that makes it unique
knockturnal808 one will be in it xD
knockturnal808 I think it was a hoax, a good one too
"HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD! I AM RESPONSIBLE! nyeh!"
Nyeh 😃
Nyeh!!
nyeh!!!
Nyeh!
Nyeh
I love how they were poking at the continuity errors in old martial arts flicks, it's dead on.
Or was the footage taken from two separate scenes?
that's a good point, but the evil guy just wears the same shit everyday? lol
either way, the original movie prolly only got popular cuz of Kung pow.
ChuckPalomo dog barks on screen *takes two days for audio of dog barking to play*
CEE2027 ...and they pulled it off
this is not continuity error... they use 2 different scenes.
0:32 one of the best voices in the movie
🤣🤣
he's still alive betty, he's still alive
This one and THATS A LOT OF NUTS are the funniest in my opinion
"this is bad, this is very bad. the council will not be pleased."
..I think im going to start using this line LOL
“It is evil, It is so evil, It is a bad bad plan, It will hurt many people that are good, I think it is great because it is so bad” 😂🤣😂🤣
"Wow please do it again" got me dead🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:00 He is a great magician! Look, he went from changing clothes colors to mastering the art of transparency! Is there nothing that can stop such power?!
Never realized that
Ohh Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell...
Thomas Charter NACHO, BURRITO! Can’t forget nah-nah-nah nah-nah-nah, NEO... nah-nah-nah-nah, SPORIN!
@@TheGivenChild "Enchirito! Nacho burrito!"
100th like
One. Of us. Is wearing. A push-up bra.
It's frilly! and lacy!
1:08-1:33 is hilarious 🤣
No reason why the council is so evil. Betty just knows it’s so great because it’s so bad. No reason at all lol 😂😂😂😂
They wanted to hurt many people that are good, of course they were evil!
I saw this movie when it came out and I was laughing so hard I was wheezing and crying. How this film ever made it to the theaters at all is a great mystery, but I'm so glad it did.
Steve Oedekerk had a name for himself back then - he already directed a few profitable movies including Ace Ventura 2. I think that gave him the cred to get a major studio to believe in this absolutely insane project.
It's cause Betty is a magician 🎩
Tyga... Tyga.. Tyga.
Birdy.... birdy.. birdy. Birdy
😂😂
@cjetelomar2010 Oh, wow.. please do it again!
wait who's that
@@mehdan4750
He says "wait who's that."
Then que the two guys running into the building.
"He alone can disrupt the evil council's plan! Him and that infernal toungie! Eee-red clothes!!"
Mmmnnnhhh.
😆
"this is bad, this is very bad.. your clothes are black!"
Almost every line in this movie is literally a joke and i love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
(He's still alive, Betty. He's still alive, Betty.)
Still alive... How can that be? Oh, this is bad. This is _very_ bad. *Your clothes are black.* The Council will not be pleased...
This could have been a series of films by now.
In an alternate timeline, or people on TH-cam could start doing the same thing with some old obscure royalty free movies
This was my favorite movie as a kid 😂
Smae km memske
I absolutely love this movie. Idk why, but out of all of the lines spoken in this video, "Master Betty" is the one that got me the most.
I remember watching this on a bootleg dvd copy back in 02. We were on duty in an internet cafe in the phils and everyone icluding the customers who were glancing at my computer were laughing their asses off. This is a timeless classic
Watching this as a kid was hilarious and still is
1:07 When you have a presentation that you haven't prepared for. This movie is great!
I love this movie. so underrated.
I love how stupid and silly the movie that it turns out one of the funniest and best comedy movie I've ever seen.
"My name is Betty! NYAH!!!"
Heeeehhhhh youurrrrr clothes are WHITE! HEH
But, isn't Betty a woman's name? ':\
Maaaaaaaan..... why is this entire movie so hilarious and timeless to me...lmao! I literally have been in tears watching this movie at times. Lol
0.36 He's alive, Betty..he's still alive Betty...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Betty taught me that a tiny net its a death sentence... ITS A NET AND ITS TINY!!!
They've had a sequel announced for about ten years now.
Maybe it was a joke.
Sadly, all the sequel stuff was just deleted scenes
They said they weren't doing it.
@@Jacktrack7 ikr
@@younglove3362 The guy who made it has been writing the sequel since 2015 and no news of cancellation have been announced (to my knowledge) so maybe we will get a sequel but I doubt it.
I love how he explained the evil plan 😂 its very details.
I rented this movie and we watched it stoned. First 10 mins i got hassled by my friends that i rented such a bad movie. After those 10 mins we had the best movie experience of our lives. Literally crying from laughture. Must have recommended this movie to every stoner kid in my town. It became a legend.
Laughture
@@thegatorhator6822 How's your Dutch?
@@mathijsvanabbe2293 I am guessing your point is you are Dutch? I don't speak Dutch, the best I can manage is Ich spreche kein Deutsche mein freund
@@thegatorhator6822 Deutsche
mmm? taiga, taiga, taiga, taiga
Bird..mmm Birdy hmm Birdy Bird Biiirrrdy ehmmm
2020 memes minus the virus.
Oh, hello Master Sally.
@@pixelsnake9563 It's Betty, you son of a pig...The name is Betty, mmmmmmmmmmmmMmwaaa
Yourclothesareblack
I was fortunate enough to have seem this movie on its opening weekend. I didn't know much about it but my step dad said it was a funny Kungg Fu flick and it was a rare thing that my step dad ever wanted to go to the theaters, I laughed my as off and told all my friends about it at school.
Still praying every night for a sequel.
I often quote "it is evil. It is a bad plan that will hurt many people who are good. I think it's great cos its bad" I just love those lines
This movie made me laugh harder as a kid than I ever have in my entire life, I'm glad to see it's at least getting a lot of TH-cam attention ☺️
Birdie... Birdie!!!
The voices are synced so well
“Ehhh heee eehhh he’s alive Betty, he’s still alive betty”
Underrated masterpiece of comedy LOL
0:32 That one voice always reminds me of the typical lousy male boss assistant.
This movie and Grandma's Boy are some of the most quotable comedies of all time.
Since 2002 I still laugh til this day. 😆😆😆😆😆
This is one of my favorite movie scenes of all time
I mark the timeline of my life in two eras: Before Kung Pow, and After Kung Pow. To this day, I let my anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hoping the kids don't break through to the candy.
A movie like this would never be released in theaters these days.
That's a crying shame. We need more movies like this. Lol
But then a sequel would get canceled by squishy snowflakes having meltdowns over "appropriating Asian culture" or some other type of nonsense.
If this movie had been made a few decades later, video editing technology would have made us miss out on this wonderful joke.
lol so funny how he says the dumbest shit and everyone has to suck up to him hahahaha. Like "Birdie fly to the sky and birdy have feather birdy birdy birdy..."
"WOW Master Betty please! Tell us more!" lmao
My dumass just realized that part of the reason this scene is so funny is cause when he says "your clothes are red/black" they show the dude wearing red or black clothes cause they took the source shots from different scenes where the clothes were different xDDD
Almost, I think it's actually even from different movies.
There's a spell in D&D called faerie fire that causes the enemy to glow with a distinctly coloured aura (player chooses the colour between blue, green, and purple) and become much easier to hit. Oddly there's no pose or gesture required to cast it, and no material component either; it's a purely verbal spell.
From now on when I use it, I'm just gonna say "your clothes are green!"
That's a very great use for it
He said he's a magician, but we all know he's a druid
The rushed “your clothes are now black” 😂
i forgot how good this film is!
I tend to watch every movie in its original language, but what they have done in latin spanish dub is way funnier. Love this movie!
I remember seeing this gem as a kid when it randomly appeared on the TV. Such a fantastic movie. I still watch it from time to time and introduce friends to it. 10/10 would see a cow doing Kung Fu again.
"-yourclothesareblack The council will not be pleased."
I first saw this move like 15 years ago and it's still one of my favorites. So dumb, but so amazing.
MMMMMMM RED CLOTHES!!!
Ling: He spends his time at the waterfall swinging a chain around.
Later, Betty humming at the waterfall while swinging his chain around: "Swinging a chain, swinging a chain ..." 😂
I never realized he was changing the color of the dudes clothes. I thought he was just saying things he saw and counting that as him having magical powers. My life has been a lie all of these years.
I was in the same boat, saw the movie 100s of times but only just noticed it.
Ikr hahahaha it makes this scene much 10 times funnier and more clever
I first watched this when I was about 12, and only a couple weeks ago did I realize that the joke that killing is badong and he has to stand for the opposite, gnodab, was that the two were literally reverse spellings of each other.
0:24 I love how they used a shot that ends with Betty looking down slightly, so it actually kind of seems like he's focusing intently trying to change the guy's clothes. Little touches like that make this movie great.
I feel as though time has vindicated my love for this movie.
Showed this movie to a friend last night. The moment Betty started with the magic act he straight up starting dying of laugher
Cinematic genius.
LoL DOLLARplays is on! 😂😂
My mom's name is betty so I have his laugh as her ring tone lol
Why not using the 'NYEH'?
This honestly made me yelp. 😂
Buuuuut, isn't Betty a woman's name?
The clothes magic:
Street Fighter's color palettes in a nutshell.
1:27 I always thought this was great. Betty explained how bad the plan was but the sits down and make a pointing gesture here that just fits so damn well. One of the many subtle things that make this movie work.
They are dubbed only by one person
Mind blown. All this time....
Really
Me, a black racist look it up. Steve Oedenkerk
I'm surprised that one man could do all that in one film,with only one character(Woah!) being the exception.
If I remember correctly, this was produced by Steve Oedekerk. The guy who made the Thumb movies. The dubbed voices and scripts sound similar.
From now on you will all refer to me by the name “Betty”
but isnt betty a womens name ?!
@@lmsatti4074 wow your stupid that's the joke
@@bobby0411 Calls him stupid when he quoted a line from the movie. You need to watch and pay attention to the movie. I know it's a hard thing to do and process with that level of thinking. But please try.
@@mr.nobody671 whee o whee oooo wheeeeee
@@bobby0411 Even though it's been a year, the urge to say shut up is strong within me so.... shut up.
Tiger, tiger tiger tiger... mmmm Birdd, Birdy Birdy Birdy. Lol
This movie deserves to be rereleased in theaters for a anniversary
Genious. I love Betty
But, isn't Betty a woman's name?
This is the most underrated comedies of all time. I can’t stop laughing 😂
he doesn't even know the plan. "it's so bad, it's so evil"
The best part is that 440k people watched this
this starts off with Master Betty choosing wall paper patterns
When your Dungeon Master isn’t a voice actor
Thanks dollar for introducing me to this great film!
The funniest movie villain of all time!
Since I watched kung pow in DVD way back, whenever I fight sagat in street fighter and he uses his special moves, all I hear is Betty's voice.
Eeyyyrr RED CLOTHS!!!
One of the funniest movies ever😂😂😂😂
This movie came out the LITERAL day I was born
I’m still watching it to this day. One of my favorite movies ever.
I've been quoting this movie for years even though I haven't seen it until now
D O L L A R master