How to make Halva - Cooking with Boris
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 พ.ย. 2017
- Boris and Anatoli make halva. From semechki.
Ingredients: Sugar and semechki. good luck.
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Do not cook semechki too much or you end up with burnt taste. Do not use uncooked semechki, or you end up with soup. Clean your sugary pot with hot water later. Dont tell me I didnt help you. If you manage to follow this recipe, send me image on twitter or facebook or instagram.
If you manage to mess it up, send image too.
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I love how 80% of time they are handling it like cocaine.
You act as tho it's not as good as cocaine :]
You should see the one where they make 25kg of halva. They act like they're making drugs in that one too.
@@DTux5249 better*
You don't understand, it IS cocaine.
Cocaina? No, flour.
I like how Anatoli can fall down without spilling his vodka.
A skill that we all must learn. I can do it, I once fell off my bike while holding a slushy. Not a drop spilled and I wasn’t hurt. Even when I’m wasted, I stumble around the house and the only place my drink goes is my mouth
Is it possible to learn this power
@@ace0575 you can't learn this skill easily
This is a unique technique which is in every slav's blood
So, increase your slavness up to maximum to get the skill блять
Otherwise, impossible pizdec
Jees Christ blyat
Of COURSE ANATOLI CANNOT SPILL PRECIOUS VODKA EVEN IF HE DOES SPILL IT HE GET SLAP FROM BABUSHKA
Boris: "ay blyat, opa, mama blyat"
Me: slowly dying from laughter.
69 liker
Sameeee
Aidan Waters true
WHEN!?!?!?
@@JustxxStella 5:37
"..."
*anatoli spills semechki*
"N U B L Y A T"
Anatoli: **calmly puts hand on boiling pan**
Russians don’t get burnt from hot stuff I found
Nah all the alchohol makes a very delayed reaction to pain
6:56
No matter how many times I come back to this video, it gets me.
it’s not on the stove
how drunk is Anatoli?
Anatoli: davai
Да
Davai means come on in Russian
Davai actually means medicine (in hindi)
@@alexpoenaru4144 поздравляю, вы настоящий русский
@@ty_-_netupoy_ler5584 kto??? Pls you can speack english i know just a little bit rusky
That soup at the beginning is something we need now since it can cure the cold and save the world.
Indeed.
if it just could cure corrupt ppl in power... this would be enough to save the world and its inhabitants ^^..
Hatchet soup
Insert roblox oof sound
@@SilentEchoes91 tf does pot have anything to do with shit
Anatoli making saltbae impression
"Anatolis been to the internet again...."
Internet cost money, only Boris allowed to be on internet.
Boris: you pour the sugar in
Anatoli: pours white something
Boris: "BLYAT IT IS SALT UROD"
I DIED LAUGHING
@CraigDevil YT Your sense of humor looks like capitalist blyat.
looks like it just doesnt exist blyat
They said: the slav meme formats cant be complete without western spies.
same here
Turns out it’s cocaine 😂
2:06
that genuine concern in Boris' voice gives me a big chuckle
NUU BLYAT
Something about how he comes in with both arms up is so comedically right haha
XDD
The part that cracks me up the most 😂😂😂 the voice crack, the frustration mixed with a slight sadness and the choice of words make it perfect
*"NU BLYAAAAT!!"*
6:55 nobody is freaking out over Anatoli putting his whole damn hand onto the pan with zero hesitation
Lives life in Hardcore Mode.
Have you never used a pan in your life? It radiates heat. If it was too hot to touch, he'd be able to tell.
Anatoli is made from Iron
he looks like the type of guy to do this and then punch the pan because it burned
When Boris stand like disappointed mother:
1:05
Tutorial to summon Anatoli:
1.- Put bread on pan.
2.- Add garlic on top.
3.- Cover with clear kvass.
4.- Open fan packages.
5.- Sign it.
6.- You must be very aware of the Anatoli Slav Call.
7.- He might bring you a little extra. (Vodka, Semechki, Western Spy...)
8.- You must stop Anatoli from making blin.
-And there it is
instructions unclear, ended up accidentaly killing boris' babushka
@@vaclavfiala3947 NU BLYAT
Instructions unclear, ended up summoning western spy(due to the fact my family is western spy band!help me komrades!)
Instructions unclear, Reactor 4 went critical
Instructions unclear i burned cold water
i see why there isnt any СЕМЕЧКИ left in Bulgaria
Todor Tumbev I hope they do not find out our fields 3m tall flowers full off delicous seeds in california .
Nobody expects the gopnik inquisition!
Western foods are not worthy.
ooohhhhhh
Col. Cotton Hill no body want your genetically mangled, pesticides filled, imperialist sunflowers
Boris video: *Starts with calm music*
Me: *Something is wrong i can feel it*
5:35
Boris:
“ay Blyat, opa, moma Blyat”
5:39
5:39
This is essentially Boris trying to keep Anatoli from setting fire to his apartment.
Exactly
Blyatful
“Anatoli has gone to the internet again” 😂
S A L T B A E I N F E C T E D A N A T O L I
5:26
He has the salt bae disease
Anatoli watched the chief called nUSRET from Turkey my blyatful country
Opa mama blyat 😂
Everyone: *Finds Anatoli cute or something*
Me: *Finds him a bit too relatable*
"what do you do with 1 million semechki?"
eat
This reminds me of this Russian guy I once lived with. He used to use a hunting knife to cut these giant blocks of hash.
Patavinity why would he cut giant blocks of hash tho
@@qualitychannel1528 To sell
Patavinity ok i thought you two were fun at parties
did he share like a comrade
Seems like a swell guy
Anatoli: *trying to eat the paste*
Boris: That is story when I first drove my car, I mean yes I was six years old but is not the license that drives...
Boris: *sees Anatoli*
EY!
6:24 in case anyone wants the timestamp
@@Sillimant_ epic
:)
thanks for the repeating joke
now it’s not funny anymore
Prismate
Well fuck you too then
My mom raised me eating a lot of ethnic foods because my family roots reach all over the globe but I SWEAR halva and baklava are the best!
Cookings is like magic, blend solid, turns into liquid, mixes with liquid, turns solid
*_N U B L Y A T_*
Lol
84 LIKES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I cried🤣🤣🤣🤣
That laugh my butt off lol
2:06
5:39 Everyone at Chernobyl seeing the reactor become pizdec (Circa. 1986, colorized)
I mean you're not wrong.
Do u know what picdec means
@@nikolozloladze3850 basically it means in this context going to shit
@@nikolozloladze3850 It means 'fucked up'
Chernobyl is Ukrain
5:28
Anatoli is literally imitating Salt Bae.
He's Been To The Inter-Nyet Again...
Someone once asked me what boris sounds like. I said "imagine a drunk russian Mario."
"Anatoli has been to the internet again" I cant breath. hahahahahaha
Hahahahahajahahahahah
just google "salt bae"
The most iconic part of Boris:
*"NU BLYAT!"*
That and “VADIM BLYAT!!!”
@A Crazy Buda *xaxaxaxaxa
And BLYAT
And *B L l N*
And BAY LEAF
My YT feed is usually full of cooking vids. So I thought this was one of those. I feel like I just stumbled upon the holy grail
I literally just had a mental breakdown and got into TH-cam to calm down
Boris cures my panic attacks faster than my therapist ever did
2:06 Replay "NU BLYAT!" cost 0 like
Now this, Is what I respect
@Golden Gopnik a legend showing respect for Artyom
200th like
Hah capitalist Spy begging for likes
Edit: Good. Now don't do that again.
Спасибо товарищ
Make vodka from potato
I want to see potato from vodka
ToothyGus Me too.
Johnson Z Jiang ...and go to crime
Boomer Bimber from Poland
No, make Potato from Vodka
1:58
My dad cooking vs me
@6:56 Random Anatoli touching pan lol. This drunk guy cracks me up.
I know your 25kg of Halva statement was probably a joke, but please do it anyway as that would be hilarious.
El Greco that is actually how we do halva (or helva) for funerals in Turkey
They will need a huge blender for that :D Maybe build one out of a lawn mower?
Boris : So what do we do with one million semechki?
* 30 second later **
Stop eating it! We will run out!
Bit stolen, eh?
No...
That was Boris' babushka speaking
SLAV POWA
Lol
There is a popular treat from Mexico that is similar to Halva, and it is called Mazapan. The difference is that mazapan is made from peanuts, not semechki, but still very good I would recommend it.
There's also an Argentinean version of the mazapan, the Mantecol, also made from peanuts. Excellent stuff. Boris would love both, don't you think?
I think there's also something called marzipan, made of almonds
2:06 That part was awesome 😂😂😂 that voice crack, the anger frustration sadness and concern mixed with with the words made it perfect 😂😂😂😂
0:55 Soviet Conscript returns to base after raiding german supply depot circa 1942
Germany didn’t have any for of supply line (that didn’t end up pizdec)
colorized
Colorized
@@russianrmkwarfare3095 colourized
@@airraid9614 I died laughing because of the pizdec part
*Slavic Thunder*, *almost vomits*, falls over, I...bring.......semechki. i nearly shit myself lol
HOEGH KHERH!.........ey...... ........i.......bring........semechki
IM BULGARIAN AND I CAN PROMISE BULGARIANS REALLY EAT A SHIT TON OF SEMICHKI😂😂 EVEN IN AMERICA ITS A THING WHERE BULGARIANS GET TOGETHER JUST TO EAT SEMICHKI AND I AM SHOOOOOOK
4:23 Semechki crying
In Hindi we have same name "Halva" and similar preparation style. We call "Gaajar ka Halva" or Carrot Halva, " Dudhi ka Halva" or Bottle gourd Halva
that blender is an american spy
western*
its crazy how boris is actually so good at cooking though lmao
It's really simple but I made some of his "Babushka's Jam" out of Blueberry/Pineapple and another jar of strawberry jam....so easy, so good. I never knew!🇺🇸😎👌🇺🇸
@@ryoga8170 Nonono 🇳🇱🇳🇱👌👌🙃🙃🇳🇱🇳🇱
I am 11 years old i made blueberry jam almost by myself
@@robertsvitols8298 Good job!
@@robertsvitols8298 good on ya kid.
6:56 is Anatoli being Anatoli
6:57 even Gordon Ramsay cant do that
Anatoli is my spirit animal.
tmw your spirit animal is a blender
*our
"so Boris, what happened in Chernobyl?"
"Oh things just went a little bit pizdec"
Just little bit
Greetings comrade!
3.6 pizdec, not great not terrible.
awww i love your collabs with anatoli yall too wholesomeee 😩😩🥺🥺💖💖💖💖💖💗💗💗
0:58 I.....bring......semechki........ Blyat Anatoli is always drunk
Anatoli is my inner master chef
i didnt know josuke liked slav bois
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?
@@clip3844 he DID squat like a slav at some points
And Echoes act 3's introduction was him squatting
**our*
5:42
*I thought they filled up the whole pot with sugar*
Ngl i did to
Me too😂
Too
And why?
Same
5:16 my personal favorite
Same lol
This cooking tutorial was literally what I needed! Halva is like, my favorite Russian treat. Georgia is a former Soviet country, so it still has most Russian foods as it's traditional ones, like Halva, ''Blin-s'' or whatever those Russian pancakes are called; Semichki (sunflower seeds or whatever) are also really really popular in Georgia. I eat them as snacks almost every night while reading or watching movies.
*1:22* ''So what do we do with one million Semichki?'' Is the funniest thing he's ever said!
The ingredients for halva:
1.semiski
2.sugar
But most importantly
A drunk slav friend
But what is Semiski?
@@nidhoggstrike
It's a slav sesame bean
@@nidhoggstrike sunflower seeds I think...
You have to put the drunk friend in the batter?
@@shiroe.xandvrious3139 maybe
I laughed so hard when anatoli came in.
me too
It reminded me of my croatian grandpa
CHEEKI BREEKI i see you everywhere 😂😂
I got a whole army of cheeki breeki mans, squating and commenting on every slav videos.
I BRING SEMECHKI
"0:15"... so that's how they make garlic bread
Boris' cooking videos are the only videos on TH-cam that make me both. Hungry and nostalgic.
Adidas stands for: All Day I Dreaming About Squatting
Why dream about squat when you can do squat blyat
what if in anti-squat western spy country?
Christian S just squat like real slav
More like All Day I Drinking and Squatting.
*all day i dream about squating
no reason for grammatical error
"I bring semechki" *dies*
I love how Anatoli tries to blend it without the blender plugged in xD
1:38 “Anatoli this is no time for blin.”
What do you mean, Comrade? There is always time for Blin!
Your cooking videos are really inspiring no joke
0:55
russian soldiers return to base after raiding nazi storage room, WWII 1943
Vysulo haha! 😂
@Ralph Kejijian RUSH B
Forgot colorized
Me, returning home from shopping and getting the wrong shit: 0:55
4:23 "R2 watch out!!!"
NEVER take halva in your suitcase when taking the plane, the security staff thought it was explosives
1:20 I like how he opens and tastes it like a bag of coke 😂
It's slavic coke.
blank fuck off, racist
Cocanium
@@JacktheFireEater did they delete their comment
25 kg of halva for the masses.
I like how anatoly can do random stuff during actual filming, and he's not cut out from the scenes.
Slav has a very special super power
As you can see Anatoli just coughed his lung out and still talking like normal
Me: How drunk can you be-
Anatoli: *da comrade*
Drunk Anatoli is my spirit animal.
Me:*watching this*
Ad:*gordon ramsay ad pops up*
Also me:THOSE WESTERN BLYAT
"I bring semechki!"
Anatoli 2017
"Don't use blender, or maybe your friend's name is Blender, then use him"
love that
Cool down semechki with everything you have
Anatoli: **uses vodka bottle**
is vodka cooling
Vodka cooled computer remember
Semechiki is sunflower seeds right?
@@togiisuperheavytank yes, it is sunflower seeds, ничего что поздно отвечаю?
@@sadkyoya6283 thanks
friendly boris : come on try it! It's easy
Anatoli : trying
boris : "Nu BLYAT"
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Wtf is jajaja
@@tvsmart8296 It is "hahaha" in Spanish
@@tvsmart8296 hahaha but in spanish
Anatoli and Boris are the two classmates that the teacher is afraid of
After watching this video I bought myself semechki halva cause I don't own a blender. Was a bit hard to find in Poland, but I managed to find something in cyrillic, next to regular halva. And oh boiii, it's amazing. Tastes like heaven. My new favourite snack
can we just appreciate the R2-D2 scream at 4:23
Omg so fck true blyat
Nope thats just the machine
@@iliasszennati173 good job you have eyes
lmao i loughed so harrrd
@@iliasszennati173 bruh
Instructions unclear
Made Kompot
+Tux_Plays
try again. add more salt
Tried again....ended up with vodka.....not complaining tho
Tux_Plays put less water
1:50 *cursed frame of Anatoli digesting semechki through face mask*
Hey! I think it's similliar to an Indonesian snack! we call it as "Teng teng" (or some people spell it ting ting) so basically Teng teng is a peanut Halva and it tastes incredible!
2:37 - The card says
"I am not in It for the approval"
"I am not in It for the fame"
"the fans"
"the followers"
"I am not in It for the attention"
"The likes"
"the views"
"I am not in it for the applause"
"I am not in It for anyone else"
"I am a superstar"
And the word superstar is crossed out
Naw it has Adidas stripes
This must be his verse when he started TH-cam.
This is why we love Boris
Boris & Anatoli make 25KG of halva blin! Double upload feels very good by the way 👍 GO BORIS 👍
am addicted to this cooking videos by Boris.... can't retain and pay this attention in other cooking videos with other host....
3 years and a day has past since that video....
Blyatiful....
do 25 kg one!!!
THE PAV SHOW better if he does
I T S O U T
Your wish was his command
Yes , make 25kg of halva!
For anyone curious, the sheet of paper Boris uses to cool down the semechki says:
"I am not in it for the approval
I am not in it for the fame
The fans
The followers
I am not in it for the attention
The likes
The views
I am not in it for the applause
I am not in it for anyone else
I am a superstar"
I love how Anatoli just radiates hardbass
the perfect slav energy
0:54 I'm pretty sure that was a sneeze.
No,its slavic thunder
no, it's Anatoli teleporting with Tatratea
... before it was a thing
It was a slav sneeze
No its Salvitic Thinder
@@skylinemr4229 ah yes, my mistake
2:06 I died listening to Boris
6:56
Anatoli let his intrusive thoughts win
come from turkey, in turkey we dont love halva"helva" so much but sometimes we eat love you make more turkhish bulgarian meals and we have a problem we eat halva also in
deaths.Nice video ^.^
5:37 "I would say, for about 200 grams *AY BLYAT O-OPA MAMA BLYAT* "
Anatoli's cooking skills are goals.
I used this recipe. My kitchen is a big mess now but it was worth it.
Thanks for the video Boris! I love halva!!! Greetings from Hungary! 😃