Chernobylite Review: Expect Nothing

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  • @Zack-xv2yc
    @Zack-xv2yc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5229

    So, basically:-
    *STALKER:* You don't matter to ANYONE.
    *Chernobylite:* Your choices may f*ck up EVERYONE.

    • @m-g-b513
      @m-g-b513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      that's one way to put it... imma gonna check this game for sure

    • @xornedge8204
      @xornedge8204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I didn’t like playing STALKER too much because i picked a Makarov to start and I couldn’t kill shit. Then my knife was too weak to skin the monsters I did kill just to get blown up by an invisible cloud in the middle of the road. All of that while not knowing where to go and who to fight or befriend. A bit of a help at the beginning wouldn’t hurt. At least to learn the mechanics and what I should be doing to progress. Doesn’t even have to be heavily scripted, just a small stepping stone to the game’s base mechanics and objectives like in Mario or Don’t Starve.

    • @WJakWojcik
      @WJakWojcik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Chernobylite is like FO4 of Metro.

    • @dazzy367
      @dazzy367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @@xornedge8204 im guessing you played Anomaly, try the vanilla first

    • @oh-not-the-bees7872
      @oh-not-the-bees7872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@xornedge8204 i felt that way at first, and ended up just using a guide until i got my bearings, no shame in it.

  • @randomguy3591
    @randomguy3591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1831

    Chernobylite is an actual material. It's sort of like a radioactive lava that can be found in tunnels below the Chernobyl area. Just wanted to let you know! :)

    • @kungfuskull
      @kungfuskull 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I think you're thinking of Corium, which is different, and isnt a magical glowing crystal that might as well have just been called Tiberium.

    • @randomguy3591
      @randomguy3591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      @@kungfuskull I’ve dug a little deeper and I believe chernobylite is a compound that’s found in the corium. It can also be used to refer to the specific lava underneath the Chernobyl zone, however you’re correct, it’s a form of corium. Sorry about that!

    • @brandonwooldridge1877
      @brandonwooldridge1877 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re thinking of Corium. It’s known as possibly the deadliest substance made my man, and it’s only created in the aftermath of nuclear meltdowns

    • @MannoMax
      @MannoMax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Also Corium technically isnt an element, but would more acurately be called an Alloy, as its just the remains of reactor fuel, control rods, reactor machinery, and reactor housing all melted together to form a radioactive 1000+°C sludge that flowed through the lower maintenance hallways. Its the stuff the elephants foot consists of for example

    • @half_real
      @half_real 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@kungfuskull I thought that was called Elephantsfootite.

  • @dontdrinkthewater5097
    @dontdrinkthewater5097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2445

    "We shouldn't use the (x is the y of this genre) method or focus on judging a work by looking at other works to say what it is or what isn't because the entirety of the game might just go over our heads."
    *_So anyways Chernobylite is like fallout 4-_*

    • @ishaansharma4325
      @ishaansharma4325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      "Lol" said the apple pie, "Lmao."

    • @spidermikejr
      @spidermikejr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The Fallout 4 of S.T.A.L.K.E.R., perhaps?

    • @ConservativeWhiteMan741
      @ConservativeWhiteMan741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The same can be said of the idea of the "HALO Killer"

    • @Rymeths
      @Rymeths 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      comparing games to each other is different than saying "x is the y of this genre"
      i can for example say that darkest dungeon is like FTL in regards to how hard the game is.
      i can also say they are unlike each other because of the differences in atmosphere and immersion, regardless of the setting.

  • @snowi9585
    @snowi9585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    Note for the devs of this game: Stop advertising it as "stalker-like"

    • @JuanAMatos-zx4ub
      @JuanAMatos-zx4ub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      It's more of a... Stalkerlite..... I'll see myself out

    • @justanabramspassingby
      @justanabramspassingby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@JuanAMatos-zx4ub *ba dum tss!

    • @obitosenju3768
      @obitosenju3768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea. If anything marketing makes people disapointed when they discover what it is because they went wanting one thing and got the opposite.

    • @FUBARGunpla
      @FUBARGunpla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol yeah devs had nothing to do with that, but yeah i would agree its bullshit

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@obitosenju3768 bait and switch and by that point theyll have so many peoples money it wouldnt matter to the devs to make anything better

  • @Luke-yh1lg
    @Luke-yh1lg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3653

    Game design team -
    This is our game. We spent thousands of hours building it from the ground up. We entered the industry with a vision. One of the characters is named after my grandfather. He was a Holocaust survivor.
    Marketing Department -
    Get HYPED Twitch Streamers because this game is like the Mario Cart of survival horror FPS platforming DarkSouls Half Life!!

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Nice, got a few Holocaust points

    • @Luke-yh1lg
      @Luke-yh1lg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@steelbear2063 Thanks for your support!
      Yeah, all you need to do these days is reference attempted genocide and the likes come pouring in!
      Like how everyone went to see Avatar to watch those blue savages get massacred!

    • @dorklymorkly3290
      @dorklymorkly3290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Luke-yh1lg >attempted Genocide
      It would be as much as a genocide as native Americans getting rid of settled Americans.
      Which Jews would enjoy seeing, by the way.

    • @LegacyLoot
      @LegacyLoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@steelbear2063 Found the Neo

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@Luke-yh1lg
      Unironically my favorite part of the movie. That cripple really sold out humanity for alien poontang. What a simp.

  • @mushymcmushington7176
    @mushymcmushington7176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Your genuine understanding of Souls games made an immediate subscriber out of me.

    • @DJPeachCobbler
      @DJPeachCobbler  3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      I love you

    • @mushymcmushington7176
      @mushymcmushington7176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@DJPeachCobbler (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ Take me Peach Daddy~

    • @arandomcommenter412
      @arandomcommenter412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mushymcmushington7176 there’s a reason he didn’t understand

    • @mattredfoot2721
      @mattredfoot2721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Literally same here. subbed right after he said that lol

    • @OsnoloVrach
      @OsnoloVrach ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DJPeachCobbler hello can i please use your sonic OC in my gmod movie? its called ''sonic and the 7 deadly shadow mercenaries''

  • @CunkGungler
    @CunkGungler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2943

    While i've always felt unhappy with the whole comparison "x is the y of its genre" I had never devoted much thought to it. Another fantastic review combining intense depth with impressive conciseness. You've reminded me why I'm subscribed.

    • @ipadair7345
      @ipadair7345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      have a generic response for you comment, telling the most meagre of information,
      "same"

    • @CunkGungler
      @CunkGungler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ipadair7345 Haha I'm sorry you werent particulary impressed. I've never played STALKER so I'm rather unfamilliar with the discussion. I enjoyed it none the less though and wished to share some vocal support for the channel.
      I agree though, it is an especially vapid comment!

    • @mohitonon-alco4287
      @mohitonon-alco4287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CunkGungler Never thought that a commenter that i see everywhere could be an Armored Core reference

    • @CunkGungler
      @CunkGungler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mohitonon-alco4287 The only thing keeping me alive is the hope that one day AC6 will be announced

    • @shadowknightgaming1874
      @shadowknightgaming1874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya I dont actually pay attention to what developers say about there game I just watch the trailer instead

  • @r04ch34
    @r04ch34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I think it would be cool if ur mental state lowering changed the dialogue options into mostly negative so then the NPCs can begin to dislike you which would affect how happy they are when fed and get TVs n shit

    • @mrhappyface4181
      @mrhappyface4181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      One day we will have such a revolutionary feature. Like we did 15 years ago, with VTMB.

    • @tubeguy4066
      @tubeguy4066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Maybe have the characters start gaslighting you lol

  • @magnusgreel275
    @magnusgreel275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1940

    So Chernobylite is like the STALKER of Fallout 4?
    Sold.

    • @peterscasny2803
      @peterscasny2803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It actually sounds like that...

    • @VynalDerp
      @VynalDerp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Makes me want to play it less honestly.

    • @peterscasny2803
      @peterscasny2803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@VynalDerp But It's actually good.

    • @bigjack3722
      @bigjack3722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I'm playing it and it's pretty accurate, also the difficulty settings are separate for resource management,teammate management and combat difficulty so you can can customize the level of difficulty.You can change each individually.

    • @doomsday5286
      @doomsday5286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its not even open world, sounds like mission based, episodes... those games with fragmented story usually sucks.

  • @koscioludek8889
    @koscioludek8889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    9:07
    Actually Chernobylite is a real thing.
    It was discovered in the corium produced in the Chernobyl disaster, a lava-like glassy material formed in the nuclear meltdown of reactor core 4.
    Here`s an wikipedia article about this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobylite

    • @AcornSmokes420
      @AcornSmokes420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh Wikipedia the half truth site lol

    • @ACSC216
      @ACSC216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Elephant's Foot. Thats what everyone knows it as. Never heard it called Chernobylite. 🤔

    • @HannibalBurgers
      @HannibalBurgers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@ACSC216 They are different. "The Elephant's Foot" is a nickname given to a specific mass of corium (and other stuff) found under one of the reactors. Chernobylite refers to a compound discovered in that corium.

    • @ACSC216
      @ACSC216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HannibalBurgers That makes sense then. Thank you for explaining.

    • @indigo3032
      @indigo3032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ACSC216 so you are literally using a component that could desintegrate your cells and kill you within minutes
      as a savescumming feature, im into that

  • @v0Xx60
    @v0Xx60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1783

    The base-building and NPC management reminds me of This War of Mine.

    • @shenv77
      @shenv77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You read my mind!

    • @jacktasticone6151
      @jacktasticone6151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      especially with the similar settings

    • @mrnvrd1952
      @mrnvrd1952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was just about to write that

    • @chasenoe6888
      @chasenoe6888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I hope Cobbler does a video on this war of mine

    • @ryanmayes9362
      @ryanmayes9362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      State of decay 2 resonates

  • @ShyGuy2020
    @ShyGuy2020 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    My dad got me this game awhile back, and other than the occasional frame issue and crashes during intense scenes, I loved every second. Wish there was more weapon diversity, but hey...pistol, shotgun, rifle is a pretty simple setup

    • @goldenhorse4823
      @goldenhorse4823 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think Arsenal is wide enought now at least with the handgun, revolver, railgun, Ak47, shotgun, Bfg and Crossbow if you know how diverse weapon mods can make the guns. I do wish there were multiple melee weapons tho.

    • @louiesatterwhite3885
      @louiesatterwhite3885 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@goldenhorse4823The best part is revolver, rifle, and shotgun combo is still the best option as enemies drop ammo for those weapons in abundant quantity.

  • @Matt-td8xw
    @Matt-td8xw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    0:48 the legends say, that before fromsoftware made dark souls, people didn't die.

    • @paultedtaotao4357
      @paultedtaotao4357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So games result in death

    • @paultedtaotao4357
      @paultedtaotao4357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I knew I should have listened to the Karen's they warned us and we didn't listen

    • @jimmyjenkins1907
      @jimmyjenkins1907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they say people used to get hooked out of the grave like mario kart

    • @mitt4276
      @mitt4276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dark souls é o dark souls de dark souls

    • @davida6889
      @davida6889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dark souls is not the original hard difficulty From game ...Kings Field on the ps1
      Paved the way ....

  • @empty5013
    @empty5013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    nice to see a reviewer who actually understands context, the damage of hard comparison and what dark souls ACTUALLY FUCKING IS
    instant sub, great video.

  • @germanbiscuit6089
    @germanbiscuit6089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I would recommend it especially because they actually pressed it out of early access yesterday, while also putting in more weapons, choices, and characters.

  • @someone-js6pg
    @someone-js6pg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    really liked the twist of actually recommending the game

    • @SerCrispinCool
      @SerCrispinCool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I’m looking forward to getting it on September when it releases on Xbox. Eastern European games always have a special place in my heart

    • @cherokeeperry5997
      @cherokeeperry5997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SerCrispinCool Is it on ps4?

    • @SerCrispinCool
      @SerCrispinCool 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cherokeeperry5997 Not yet. It will be on September 7th

    • @cherokeeperry5997
      @cherokeeperry5997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SerCrispinCool It does look fresh I been needing a good horror fps

    • @Jpabloo
      @Jpabloo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the AI sucks so bad, this game is awful just get anomaly for free

  • @osyrix5127
    @osyrix5127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I have a hard time sticking to games, but the moment this game came out I immediately through 100+ hours Into this game. I played it all through early access until the day it released. This game was so amazing and had my eyes and ears through out the whole thing. I loved this game more then anything. The story and gameplay.

  • @lq4322
    @lq4322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    Doom eternal is the dark souls of shooters, it really makes you feeeel like a pfirsichauflauf mit teigkruste

    • @hasaansamad2995
      @hasaansamad2995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What

    • @Schneeregen_
      @Schneeregen_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@hasaansamad2995 I believe it means a Peach Cobbler with Dough Crust? I could be wrong about that, mein Deutsch ist schlecht.

    • @griptriix
      @griptriix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@hasaansamad2995 Mate it‘s german humor,
      it’s no laughing matter

    • @lq4322
      @lq4322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I didnt have anything constructive to say so I settled for hopefully engagement-boosting nonsense.

    • @VoloxTV
      @VoloxTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Schneeregen_ yeah that's pretty much it. There's some humor in the awkward translation of Cobbler, a word that doesn't exist in the German language. It's substituted with Auflauf, a casserole.

  • @hereticaldai6177
    @hereticaldai6177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I’ve been following Chernobylite for years- they went from an Instagram account posting photos of Chernobyl to making an entire game from it is super interesting

  • @Riflery
    @Riflery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Yes to all of this.
    "I've been looking forward to this."

  • @Action2me
    @Action2me 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I fucking love this game. I am amazed at how well everything works together with relatively few bugs.

    • @idktbh6841
      @idktbh6841 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how do u feel abt it a year or so later

    • @martinholt7229
      @martinholt7229 ปีที่แล้ว

      I find it boring and pretentious. The AI is brainless and bland. The gameplay loop is really repetitive. It fails both as a shooter and a resource-management/ base-builder. Just my two cents.@@idktbh6841

    • @bad.reviews_guy
      @bad.reviews_guy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@idktbh6841 im wondering if you bought it,how do you feel about it after 2 years? Lol

  • @MedicineMan55
    @MedicineMan55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Ubisoft: "We can sell anti-psychotic meds in loot boxes." :D

  • @666Verwesung666
    @666Verwesung666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Chernobylite is no made-up title, but the name given to the mass of molten corium beneath reacor 4 which is considered a new material.

    • @vast634
      @vast634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      like Trinitite

  • @PinkPlume
    @PinkPlume 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    The alleyway conversation with Ubisoft was a great skit, maybe this underachiever could someday get his act together.
    I wouldn't bet on it.

    • @bagochips834
      @bagochips834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I really wish Ubisoft would get their act together though, because they have some really fun franchises that have a shit load of potential in the modern fleshed out narrative driven environment of modern gaming

    • @boatman783
      @boatman783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bagochips834 im imagining an assassins creed game thats actually an assassins creed game, but it has DECENT FACIAL ANIMATIONS

    • @commoncrook8531
      @commoncrook8531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "The body of ubisoft was found in an alley with several gun shot wounds to the back of the head, investigators are ruling it a suicide. "

  • @flibbernodgets7018
    @flibbernodgets7018 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The "you don't die, you just get captured" thing reminds me of Outward. You might like that one. It's a fantasy game where you start off as an absolute nobody and have to scrape and claw your way to success. I heard the magic system is very customizable, but I haven't even got to the point where I unlocked it yet.

  • @devilfruit3415
    @devilfruit3415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    "If you're looking for stalker I'd recommend stalker"

    • @DJPeachCobbler
      @DJPeachCobbler  3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      It just works

    • @peterscasny2803
      @peterscasny2803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or thousands of mods...

    • @hosybosy1119
      @hosybosy1119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I just realised cobbler doesnt have a verification checkmark

    • @pepeoccult4269
      @pepeoccult4269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean...

  • @derekdrake8706
    @derekdrake8706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Nuclear Horror, to me, is watching states invest in inefficient "green energy" rather than incredibly efficient nuclear power. California has already *banned gaming PCs* because they can't produce enough electricity to keep up with demand.

    • @inurokuwarz
      @inurokuwarz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It depends on what you mean by "efficent". Nuclear Power reqires large upfront investments and it takes a median of 84-117 months to bring online, during which investors in the project get nothing.
      In terms of raw power generation, sure, nuclear is unmatched. But the market doesn't support their construction because it requires investors to make high risk low return decisions.

    • @SMJSmoK
      @SMJSmoK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@inurokuwarz Well, that's why governments should be filled with people who know what they're doing and are able to see the bigger picture and long term benefits.
      ...which is almost sci-fi, I know (see: school reforms in pretty much any country)

    • @TheLumberjack1987
      @TheLumberjack1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only partially true, the only thing which got banned is pre built gaming pcs which are too power hungry.
      You can still buy all the pieces to build your own custom pc.
      And idk, but trying to make products more energy efficient instead of just exclusively throwing more and more powerplants at the problem seems like a sensible thing to do.

    • @sockscav
      @sockscav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      While I agree Nuclear is a good substitute for green energy, green energy is still preferable if possible as it doesn’t create waste and is far less risky if it is mismanaged.
      They’re both miles ahead of coal though.

    • @matthewwheeldon668
      @matthewwheeldon668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ha greatest country my arse

  • @thegreendoge
    @thegreendoge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    All this talk about stalker and Cosmic horror, make me feel like you would enjoy darkest dungeon.

    • @InsaneToats
      @InsaneToats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @J F Luckily mods and in game difficulty adjusters can quell some of that.
      Personally having my character's insisting on eating after feeding them is insulting. That mechanic is genuine ass.

    • @DeltaFidelias
      @DeltaFidelias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      See, there's a lot of things I like that made me think that Darkest Dungeon would be right up my alley, but I just don't want to play a turn-based RPG to feel underpowered.

    • @ivanlagayacrus1891
      @ivanlagayacrus1891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love darkest dungeon but it's so hard to recommend, the game is solid as long as you can dissociate and play it like a CEO, brutal calculated and completely detached from the stakes at hand. Otherwise you get annoyed, take stupid risks, and then get more annoyed until you rage quit

    • @exudeku
      @exudeku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@InsaneToats just..just have space to push lewd anime skin and hero mods aside a bit

    • @lavalamp2011
      @lavalamp2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DeltaFidelias I think contrary to what you might believe it can be really rewarding and make you feel powerful. It’s tough, but If you make the right decisions, you will succeed and sometimes you'll absolutely wreck those enemies. And all of those harsh mechanics make you feel really attached to the characters you control. When one of them dies it’s not just minor setback, it hits you on an emotional level: they feel like actual people you have grown attached to

  • @nobreiner
    @nobreiner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I want a full series of Dimitri and Dale. I want to see their struggles, their triumphs, and their tribulations. I want to see Dale struggle with Dimitri's lack of effort in the relationship, and I want to see Dimitri find a new, healthier identity for himself than that of a simple generic thug.

  • @weafon1532
    @weafon1532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The music at the end is"he was a good stalker" from the stalker soundtrack if you were wandering

    • @thedenseone6443
      @thedenseone6443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I recognized that shit immediately lol

    • @Rymeths
      @Rymeths 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      arent we all wandering?
      just walking aimlessly towards the end?

  • @ardynamberglow3124
    @ardynamberglow3124 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honestly, one of Chernobylite's greatest appeals is its Mystery, intrigue, characters and branching choices. Where you think there's a bit of an illusion, but in actuality, the smallest detail can come back to bite you. Its one of the few games that makes me feel genuinely bad about killing someone.
    One of my favorite moments came from when one of the soldiers saw his buddy lying dead on the ground, he said "Hey, Alexsi, why are you sleeping?" before realizing that he was dead. The game does a great job of humanizing the NAR as more then just NPC's that arbitrarily accost you.
    Chernoblite be like: Hey, remember that guy you shot a few hours back you forgot about? Well here's his wife.
    Me: SHIIET!
    It really makes you regret some of your bad choices and that only sometimes you can go back and fix them, or start over and try again.

  • @BackTheNerd
    @BackTheNerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    Sounds like what a redditor would say.
    *crawls back into redditor dungeon*

  • @sausebause9403
    @sausebause9403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So I just binge watched all of your stuff over the past couple of days while on night shift. And while I don’t always 100% agree on everything you say I do love your content man, I hope you never stop making videos. You seem to be the only person making content about hard hitting shit in the video game industry right now and I along with many others I’m sure really appreciate it.

  • @TobosscoG
    @TobosscoG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    playing "He was a Good Stalker" at the end was a nice touch. Love hearing that song when sitting at a campfire in the zone

  • @aidenh.3670
    @aidenh.3670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just recently bought this game and beat it, so as a 15 year old who's attention span isn't great I like the fact that the game was able to hold my attention for the 22ish hours I put into the game

  • @insanejughead
    @insanejughead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    DJPC: "Ubisoft, are you going to go back to the 'Gaze not into the abyss', Apocalypse Now, Heart of Darkness thing with Far Cry?"
    Ubisoft: "What are you talking about? I never did that."
    Every FC2 fan: "YOU TITLED THE LAST MISSION *HEART OF DARKNESS*! YOU FUCK!"

    • @j4y167
      @j4y167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The amount of dumbing down from fc2 thru 3,4 and 5 is just depressing. Imagine far cry 5 with the brutality of 2, would have been amazing

    • @insanejughead
      @insanejughead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@j4y167 Amen.
      And the cut scenes...
      OH GOD the cutscenes!

  • @anonymous549
    @anonymous549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:46
    When you get to hell and they start fitting you with Lego shoes. Remember that you deserve this as you run forever.

  • @neverloggingout
    @neverloggingout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    brb writing an entire dmitri and dale overly emotional and overly edgy and angsty 20 chapter fanfic where they have to keep their love a secret

  • @carlosdgutierrez6570
    @carlosdgutierrez6570 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    What I like about this game is that this game is the perfect blend between Stalker, Metro and Fallout 4. The setting of Stalker, the deep, dragging and gritty story telling of Metro and the functionality of Fallout, all franchieses that I love and adore since they came out.

  • @IronMoose95
    @IronMoose95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Wow, the Ferrari analogy was incredibly good. You go in basically expecting a sequel to one of your favorite games

  • @mitchelldittes2555
    @mitchelldittes2555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love it
    "If you're looking for stalker, look elsewhere"
    *outro begins with stalker music playing*

  • @supercoolio
    @supercoolio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    What version of doom eternal is this?

    • @kevin-tx3ds
      @kevin-tx3ds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The pirated version

    • @Faustin_Ducasse
      @Faustin_Ducasse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kevin-tx3ds pirated Walmart version. 😀

    • @cognitiumone
      @cognitiumone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Slav version. Bring your own vodka

    • @paultedtaotao4357
      @paultedtaotao4357 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the dark version

  • @okley05wooden49
    @okley05wooden49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love how you put TLOU background music in there when you explained the main character’s actions and characteristic part!

  • @yeeboi9129
    @yeeboi9129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    So good to have you back man. Something about the way you lay out videos and the passion incorporated into every video makes it incredibly refreshing to watch. Hope your doing well man.

  • @carlosbojorquez345
    @carlosbojorquez345 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This game is like a rolling snowball. The more you play it the more it consumes you and the deeper you want to delve. I loved playing through it and I'm excited to play through again soon now that they've had a large content update

  • @HelloKolla
    @HelloKolla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Cobbler's slowly becoming a Stalker TH-camr, and I love it 😅.

  • @comradebusman3
    @comradebusman3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "the protagonist is wearing eyeliner"
    Hey! My eyes look like that, and I've never worn makeup.
    I'm just chronically sleep deprived

  • @archosauropre-historico8708
    @archosauropre-historico8708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "If you are looking for Stalker, look elsewhere.
    I personally recomend S.T.A.L.K.E.R."

  • @thatguy5739
    @thatguy5739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I know in your first Stalker video you mentioned the Metro games, but will you ever make a full on review for Metro?

  • @mr_noobx3009
    @mr_noobx3009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This game gave me a "This war of mine" vibe

  • @konayuki8525
    @konayuki8525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's very rare I enjoy commentary game review channels, but this guy is actually genuinely funny and insightful! Keep it up

  • @molnarandrassandor3448
    @molnarandrassandor3448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Are you ok? Almost no Doom Eternal references, I am worried... We are worried Cobbler...

  • @chrismorgan7020
    @chrismorgan7020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So hey I just saw this game the other day, and well your review randomly popped up and I am still curious about the game. NICE job on the presentation. Good video. 5/5 Subd

  • @vasimladimir2115
    @vasimladimir2115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    If I hear another Chernobylite is like stalker I shall brave into a orphanage and plant a Pitbull there,it's totally different of stalker

    • @goldenwolfe5085
      @goldenwolfe5085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Chernobylite is fallout 4 of stalker far cry

    • @legionary3519
      @legionary3519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@goldenwolfe5085 yooooo so trueeee it's like when the thing to thing did thing

    • @CunkGungler
      @CunkGungler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It would be interesting to know if the Dev's intended to make a STALKER clone with some added mechanics, or were simply inspired by the themes and had their own idea for the core of the game.

    • @crooked9210
      @crooked9210 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would you put Mr. Worldwide in an orphanage

    • @arminius504
      @arminius504 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “I know you want me
      You know I want cha”

  • @sebastiancollins4295
    @sebastiancollins4295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chernobylite isn't a bad name for a mineral found only in chernobyl. Andesine is a mineral named for being found in the Andes. Ilmenite is from Ilmen Mountains. Tokyoite should be obvious. Baghdadite. Bytownite from bytown. Hell theres Fordite/Detroit Agate which is just the layers upon layers of automotive paint from old factories being used as a gemstone.
    For a whiny pedant that was a bad line.
    Which I only commented about because your stuff is so high quality that such a small thing stood out, very nice videos.
    Edit: Oh wait chernobylite itself is actually a real thing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobylite

  • @Sheeeeeeeen
    @Sheeeeeeeen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The way you bagged on fallout 4 made me laugh. I played that game when I was a lot younger and got bored of it so I never finished it, but you hit the nail on the head as to why I lost my engagement with it.

  • @mr.poet7097
    @mr.poet7097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You had me at "uncircumcised"

  • @Cassidyhunt
    @Cassidyhunt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    @1:25 Your writing has such a pinpoint precision to it. You find ways to word so many feelings I have, just effortlessly.
    You say shit and I always have a "duh" moment, like that's exactly the way I feel but couldn't express it.
    Great video, great writing, not enough doom eternal, I hate it.

  • @J-WestStudios
    @J-WestStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was actually a very nice video. I like how DJ conducted his transitions between his arguments.

  • @anasbelmont8945
    @anasbelmont8945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This just made my day
    And I really think you should play metro

  • @jadenthecommenter
    @jadenthecommenter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First video I have watched from you and your cold delivery really sets in stone your psychotic nature. SUBBED

  • @gehtsiegarnixan
    @gehtsiegarnixan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Nice review.
    I'm slowly getting less confident that you being manic and slightly insane is an act and more the feeling that just you normally act like this.

    • @DJPeachCobbler
      @DJPeachCobbler  3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The pandemic took its toll on us all! I've had a lot of close friends confess awful anxiety and depression in these trying times, but my issues have been different. The fact is, my neighbor has been watching me and putting voices in my food.
      It ends tonight.

    • @gehtsiegarnixan
      @gehtsiegarnixan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DJPeachCobbler That is not kind of him. I hope you, your close friends and your neighbor get things sorted out and get better. I genuinely enjoy your content and wish you the best.

  • @mars9986
    @mars9986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just wanna let you know. When I see a new video from you I get real happy that I get to watch sarcastic pie man.

  • @subnetplayer490
    @subnetplayer490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Hey, have you played the Metro series?
    I can imagine you'd like it.

    • @CunkGungler
      @CunkGungler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The russians know how to write some really compelling dystopian fiction. Personally, Metro has the kind of odd appear as something like Dune has. Its some kind of primordial enviroment that speaks to us on a level that actually transcends the content of the work. 'The Underground'. 'The Desert'. These are places which remain totally exotic to us, I think because they are so inhospitable

    • @perhapscow5442
      @perhapscow5442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t think he would he might but you don’t get to make any decisions and there’s a LOT of water

    • @hosybosy1119
      @hosybosy1119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CunkGungler ukrainian actually, tho the metro books are russian

    • @thelitmango6333
      @thelitmango6333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CunkGungler its because humans have a fascination with suffering, and since most men who sit on a computer all day don't see much of that actual survival suffering they're drawn to it. Comfort breeds weakness.

    • @moister3727
      @moister3727 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eastern european in general make some of the best ambience in games, Pathologic, Metro, Stalker you name it

  • @e_rebus
    @e_rebus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You didn't say "Do not steal". I'm stealing your sonic original character.

  • @Crazieyboy15
    @Crazieyboy15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I just love that your videos are hilarious and somehow adds “Cobbler Lore” that just make me go “Wait, what the heck?” 😂

  • @seriphim8542
    @seriphim8542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Great review, loved the "ok let's get this comparison with stalker out of the way... now here's how the game actually plays. Only critique to offer, and I really do hate to nitpick, but Chernobylite is a real material. Found after the melt down of the Chernobyl reactors.

  • @slooshpup
    @slooshpup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You deserve every bit of growth you've experienced, and then some. Thank you for giving genuine critique, instead of focusing on what a game is "supposed" to be.

  • @drunkpanda22
    @drunkpanda22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My man i recently discovered your channel and now im addicted to watching your videos like if I were binging a series on netflix, keep doing what youre doing brother.

  • @michaelsuite9329
    @michaelsuite9329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I haven't played S.T.A.L.K.E.R. yet, but I have read Roadside Picnic and the artifact hunting in the Zone sounds really interesting.

  • @dutch1nator
    @dutch1nator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I do not know how i got this recommended, but i have binged alot of your videos now and god do i love it. Keep it up man!

  • @Lawslayer1779
    @Lawslayer1779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Love the analysis, it has a lot of thought put into it, this is why I subbed.

  • @anonymousduck6841
    @anonymousduck6841 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    how does your narration get me to care about video games i've never even played or heard of? pls never change

  • @AlanStryman
    @AlanStryman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ubisoft... Is already dead, stop trying to revive him...

    • @DJPeachCobbler
      @DJPeachCobbler  3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But I can change him...

    • @kenivvvv
      @kenivvvv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ubisoft: defines insanity
      Also ubisoft: goes insane

    • @AA-xz3hc
      @AA-xz3hc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pls tell me bethesda is a her

    • @accidentalpatient4152
      @accidentalpatient4152 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kenivvvv kek

  • @sorencrawford6480
    @sorencrawford6480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your videos because of the extensive vocabulary you use. I have a lot of trouble putting my thoughts to words and making my point know in conversations and watching your videos helps me formulate my thoughts into coherent sentences instead of the ramblings of some foul tarnished. thank you and keep up the wonderful work.
    P.s. my favorite cobbler is my granny's homemade peach cobbler. lovely channel name

  • @shyamalibhatta4222
    @shyamalibhatta4222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have seen so much slav videos that now whenever I hear 'Chernobyl', 'slav','stalker' .... I remember the sashlik king, boris

  • @Gospel-xm7vd
    @Gospel-xm7vd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    This is the Dark Souls of TH-cam videos.

    • @paultedtaotao4357
      @paultedtaotao4357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you don't pause and skip forwards in time he comes and murders your dog because we all know that writers get a hard on from killing dogs

    • @autismincarnate3433
      @autismincarnate3433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@paultedtaotao4357 misspelled ATF

    • @gevix6384
      @gevix6384 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy shit this comment is glorious

  • @romulusdraco1801
    @romulusdraco1801 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I disagree, I would say the first 5-8 hours is the good part of the game as you first discover all the gameplay and the maps, after that, it is doing the same mission on the same maps over and over again for the next 20 hours just to progress the story that they may as well have put into cutscenes.

  • @Stalin99
    @Stalin99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I’ve followed the development of Chernobylite for about 2 years, seems like a good game. No point of this comment

  • @brainyskeletonofdoom7824
    @brainyskeletonofdoom7824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact that this game isn't trying to emulate S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is a very big selling point for me!

  • @sirmicah
    @sirmicah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just picked this up a few days ago, it’s pretty great.

  • @undrcovrmallard1463
    @undrcovrmallard1463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Ferrari = Kia thing happened to me once. A TH-camr said that The Owl House was like Gravity Falls, so I went in with impossible expectations. The Owl House is a superficially similar show to Gravity Falls, but it lacks the fantastic writing and clever comedy that made that show great.

  • @WolfMimirMori
    @WolfMimirMori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Glad to hear that the game seem to be something I enjoy, choices, bases and a group.
    Will add it to my wishlist, good review!

  • @yeedog6145
    @yeedog6145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One thing I've noticed is that from the looks of it this game is the developers love project even though the game is already complete yet they have a whole roadmap set and even went back to Chernobyl so they can graph out a new map they wish to add.

  • @raidermaxx2324
    @raidermaxx2324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    FUN FACT: CHERNOBYLITE'S REAL LIFE COUNTERPART IS CALLED CORIUM, AND ONLY EXISTS INSIDE THE BASEMENT OF THE SARCOPHAGUS IN PRIPYAT

  • @Polginite
    @Polginite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:25
    Starvation builds character, Debra.
    Really good quote

  • @DMGSL
    @DMGSL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:57 I was expecting to see some VPN sponsorship here after he said that lmao

    • @hosybosy1119
      @hosybosy1119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And then the other guy would have said: did you install the _____ vpn?
      Would have been a very smooth transition imo

    • @martinum4
      @martinum4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @hosybosy1119
      @hosybosy1119 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@martinum4 lol

  • @richardrussell4065
    @richardrussell4065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    your dialogue is witty and comical. You have gained a sub!

  • @rasmustagu
    @rasmustagu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Farm 51 are such interesting developers. Their games seem so god damn good, but there's always a caveat.

    • @obitosenju3768
      @obitosenju3768 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is the Caveat of Chernobylte? I am 10 days into it and I don't see it?( this is not me saying you are wrong but just that I am wondering)

    • @exanyt
      @exanyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@obitosenju3768 The first few hours are boring and repetitive. The whole story isn't that great either, the side stuff that happens to move the story along is pretty nice, but the I NEED TO FIND MY WIFE Plot is just borderline....boring.

  • @emeryweaver3796
    @emeryweaver3796 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I enjoyed this game quite a bit myself. Honestly just thought it was too short. I wouldn't mind if I made a better updated version with AAA standards. Games like this have a great replayability. I would just like to see a decently bigger version with the same detail density that's already there. The world's look great and leveling up is fun, but building the base is one of the coolest features. Just with every item having significant importance to your survival.

  • @jonathanlebon9705
    @jonathanlebon9705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Late to the party but I don't care. I loved the atmosphere of this game, the way they took real scans of buildings so you feel like you're there.
    Seriously, there are areas in this game that are near photoreal to their URL counterparts and it was a genuine pleasure to experience that.
    This game is definitely worth your time. Soak it all in, you just might enjoy it. I know I did.

  • @AlexWaff
    @AlexWaff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really hope counselling works out for Dmitry and Dale! Anything worth anything needs work put into it, and I'm sure they'll figure it out.

  • @DJPeachCobbler
    @DJPeachCobbler  3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    DISCORD: discord.gg/Ecr95p726w
    Special thanks to Thigikna for drawing the beautiful Zack Inferno! th-cam.com/channels/FDeP0t1UaVu238w5qGNnAQ.html
    It turns out that "Chernobylite" is a real substance. I still stand by it being a dumb name, although I now no longer blame the developers...but instead dumb science bitches

    • @VINOGAMING-ft7bi
      @VINOGAMING-ft7bi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

    • @thedeliman4619
      @thedeliman4619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What sounds do onions make

    • @supercoolio
      @supercoolio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now is your chance to make a fool of yourself in front of Cobbler. Join the server to do just that!

    • @Zack-xv2yc
      @Zack-xv2yc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey Peachy, you've played all of the STALKER games, right? So, which ones the best? Been wanting to play one of them.

    • @thedeliman4619
      @thedeliman4619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zack-xv2yc call of pyrpyat

  • @Polginite
    @Polginite 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was watching your stalker 2 video and got a notification that this video was new. 2 days old and I just now got a notification for it.

  • @Landscape_
    @Landscape_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    zack inferno looks lit 🔥🔥🔥

  • @KarosElite
    @KarosElite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *comments on game announcement* “cat game I can go UwU in review now”
    Curiously watched one video and now I’m hooked. Subscribed!

  • @SirGrimLockSmithVIII
    @SirGrimLockSmithVIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You dont understand, the protag wearing eyeliner is the emotional core to his personality

  • @user-ne4pm8cg3t
    @user-ne4pm8cg3t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Severally underrated you are Mr. Cobbler. Keep it up 👌👌👌

  • @komradekalashnikov7495
    @komradekalashnikov7495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mr.Cobble I mast ask do you get tried of creating videos do you tired of talking about ludonarrative dissonance do you get tried of talking about doom

  • @Furionic696
    @Furionic696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SPOILERS:
    The game feels like it lost its direction halfway through development and you can REALLY tell they rewrote the story to accommodate removing the 30 day limit of the reactor blowing. At the start some choices have actual visible consequences, (Tarakan and Sashko's mission) but this is very short lived and by then end devolves into which part of the slideshow will change (the new vegas comparison is strong here) not to mention the ending was just terrible I thought the in mission choices would be important but they only seem to change whether you walk or shoot down a corridor and it all culminates with a slightly more annoying black stalker fight than what you've been so ng for your whole playthrough? Gameplay wise the ending was just bummy, despite getting right to the heart of the reactor with both my choices they were both killed by the game freezing me in place and scolding me as they died (to an npc i didnt kill 20 missions prior) after 2 months of waiting for it to drop I can safely say the end of the game is the most underutilized potential it had and I haven't even mentioned the M Night quality twist I will say this though future devs if you suddenly reveal I am what I've been killing all along you remove any investment in the story immediately it is a terrible trope and it weakened the shit out of this game, don't let it hamper yours.