Why Don't We All Have Cancer?

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 พ.ค. 2014
  • Thanks to Cancer Research UK! www.cancerresearchuk.org
    Links to LEARN MORE and SOURCES are below.
    follow me: / tweetsauce
    What is cancer?
    www.cancerresearchuk.org/cance...
    www.cancerresearchuk.org/cance...
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallmark...
    Visualizing the prevention of cancer: www.cancerresearchuk.org/cance...
    10 cancer MYTHS debunked: scienceblog.cancerresearchuk.o...
    other cancer articles:
    www.slate.com/articles/health_...
    www.nytimes.com/2014/01/05/sun...
    www.pbs.org/wgbh/takeonestep/c...
    www.huffingtonpost.com/bill-co...
    www.wired.com/2013/05/al_argca...
    www.theguardian.com/environmen...
    Stirling Engine: www.grand-illusions.com/acatal...
    Stirling Engine: VIDEO: • Heat of your hand Stir...
    dying cells: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16...
    dead outer-layer of skin (the HORNY layer): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stratum_...
    human skin in dust: ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000...
    mistakes in DNA replication: www.nature.com/scitable/topicp...
    how long it takes cells to divide: www.wisegeek.org/how-long-does...
    not all genetic mutations causes cancer: ghr.nlm.nih.gov/handbook/mutat...
    leading causes of death (in US): i1213.photobucket.com/albums/c...
    unbalanced skin damage:
    www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/...
    www.sungrubbies.com/product_in...
    Giraffe tongues: www.noozhawk.com/article/10260...
    DNA repair mechanisms: www.abcam.com/index.html?pagec...
    the Selection Shadow: www.nature.com/scitable/knowle...
    life expectancy: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_exp...
    Living after cancer diagnosis stats: www.cancerresearchuk.org/about...
    losing cells: www.madsci.org/posts/archives/...
    Cancer and the metaphor of war: www.theguardian.com/society/20...
    Cool image gallery: publications.nigms.nih.gov/bio...
    extra: why do we age and die?
    www.todayifoundout.com/index.p...
    www.psychologytoday.com/blog/a...
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolutio...
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  • @Susanchacon1979
    @Susanchacon1979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9097

    “You’re covered in death”
    I knew it wasn’t a phase.

  • @gooseman2376
    @gooseman2376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37285

    According to a 12 year old on Xbox I actually do have cancer

    • @4m33n
      @4m33n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +937

      Do they play Fortnite?

    • @BlueRockEye
      @BlueRockEye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1526

      @@4m33n Consider he/she is 12, most likely.

    • @fusionasylum2285
      @fusionasylum2285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +746

      Apparently my mum has it as well

    • @yahyeet1281
      @yahyeet1281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      TGR no they play cod lol

    • @rikiey
      @rikiey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@nordic8960 no he watch some edgy youtubers

  • @bianka94825
    @bianka94825 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    Both my parents are terminally ill with stage 4 cancers. I witness them fade away gradually, despite trying every treatment under the sun. I fear i will get the diagnosis one day too. Really inspires me to live life to the fullest and don't take small joys for granted.

    • @nazgulbarakas5767
      @nazgulbarakas5767 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Jesus!

    • @vleuname
      @vleuname ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nazgulbarakas5767 yessir i love that

    • @dominikgaming9913
      @dominikgaming9913 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Matrix moment
      I am not going to be a slave

    • @superior_sarh
      @superior_sarh ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dominikgaming9913 shut up 💀 if u want to escape the ‘matrix’ so bad then just go be homeless

    • @subneo61
      @subneo61 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Stay strong! ❤

  • @Reee505
    @Reee505 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    My friend has Auto-immune, and Cancer. It's heartbreaking that nothing can be done about it. She's a doctor and treats patients while being in tremendous pain and on heavy medications. They say she only has 1 or 2 years to live. I feel so helpless, not being able to do anything. I wouldn't wish this upon even my greatest foes.
    Wish there was away to help her.

    • @iroh66
      @iroh66 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Really sorry to hear about this, friend. Take care of yourself

    • @eliasvm9554
      @eliasvm9554 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I heard that many cancers can be erradicated by just changing the things you eat

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@eliasvm9554 Maybe. I heard of z lady who had an adopted kid and nobody to care for her if she died.
      So, she refused to die. Read her bible to the docs and outlived the.

    • @nataliemorett1911
      @nataliemorett1911 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823so God saved her???? Makes no sense since it's very hard to kill cancer with your own body LET ALONE A SINGLE BOOK but here is the things your body creates your cancer WOW CRAZY RIGHT so that means to only way to correct it or fix it is to be healthy and EAT HEALTHY but don't just eat green or meat cause that would be bad

    • @bable6314
      @bable6314 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@eliasvm9554 That's fake science. Please don't ever recommend that to people.
      That said, eating healthy DOES impact the chance of getting cancer in the first place; the healthier you eat, the less likely you are to get cancer.

  • @robertlee7624
    @robertlee7624 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3323

    If my cells worked like my auto-correct, I would be very very very dead right now

    • @robertlee7624
      @robertlee7624 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That makes no sense, then again, what I said made no sense either xD

    • @Papa-ke5qi
      @Papa-ke5qi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you have cancer

    • @trevornorton5297
      @trevornorton5297 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *trying to type "hello how are you" Siri says "get a life and a job type your own texts"

    • @PandaXclone2
      @PandaXclone2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Damn auto-cancer messing everything up.

    • @PandaXclone2
      @PandaXclone2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      auto-correct*

  • @thequartermaster6268
    @thequartermaster6268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6155

    So, this means that we are dead in the outside too.

    • @nflreports7110
      @nflreports7110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      So. We're mistakes?

    • @glockusp9174
      @glockusp9174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@nflreports7110 no

    • @glockusp9174
      @glockusp9174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@nflreports7110 you are

    • @azumaki5229
      @azumaki5229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Priti Baviskar holy sh*t dude u f**king killed him/her

    • @nflreports7110
      @nflreports7110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@glockusp9174 At least my name doesnt make me sound like a Soviet spy

  • @rynax8432
    @rynax8432 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    This guy had insane quality videos even in 2014

    • @Squirrel-zq6oe
      @Squirrel-zq6oe ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bro for real!

    • @jumentoqueanima
      @jumentoqueanima 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      For real! It's crazy to thing this is a 2014 TH-cam video, It's so well done on every aspect. Michael really is the best.

  • @catsniffer7645
    @catsniffer7645 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    In 2018, my mom was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. Suprisingly, she was fighting it since 2011 until 2018 which was a long battle against cancer. Even though she passed she still inspired me to live the fullest and i think you should too!

    • @Lolo-wx7zc
      @Lolo-wx7zc 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I’m sorry for your loss.

    • @epicdude7761
      @epicdude7761 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      dang man im so sorry for your loss its tough losing a family member, its great she inspired you though, shes in a better place :D

    • @Aurorossmc
      @Aurorossmc 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I am so sorry my family also doesn't have a good History with cancer it's so sad

    • @OrbiterVR
      @OrbiterVR หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      My grandma fought it since 2011 and it finished in 2022…. It stopped since she died

    • @derkurde1034
      @derkurde1034 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Rest in Peace 😢

  • @ImWithStupid230
    @ImWithStupid230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13872

    Doctor: I’m sorry to say this, but you are diagnosed with cancer
    Vsauce: *”...Or am I?”*

    • @DeeJayFM
      @DeeJayFM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +601

      What *is* cancer, really?

    • @birbin2443
      @birbin2443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +543

      ........" So as always thx for watching.." *Falls on floor*

    • @eddiepottr
      @eddiepottr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      "You see, what is cancer? Well..."

    • @homielove9305
      @homielove9305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Underrated mader frikin comment

    • @duckurie59
      @duckurie59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Or do you?
      *scared medical noises*

  • @valentinion6554
    @valentinion6554 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30304

    1 minute of silence for the cells that died

  • @kamredcorvid
    @kamredcorvid ปีที่แล้ว +681

    As someone who is at a very high risk for skin cancer; I can say that my cells are losers
    Edit: what in the fresh hell is going on in these replies

    • @BlackPawn-vs7gd
      @BlackPawn-vs7gd ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What do you mean?

    • @DynamicMagi
      @DynamicMagi ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@BlackPawn-vs7gd he means that he has a very high risk of developing skin cancer

    • @Lineproof
      @Lineproof ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They fighting as hard as they can under the worst conditions possible. Pessimism gets you nowhere 🤷‍♂️

    • @BlackPawn-vs7gd
      @BlackPawn-vs7gd ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DynamicMagi i mean how did he know

    • @DynamicMagi
      @DynamicMagi ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@BlackPawn-vs7gd Well I don't technically know, but as someone with an increased cancer risk myself, (Because I've had cancer) I have a few ideas of possibilities like bad genes from parents

  • @Human-wi7qx
    @Human-wi7qx ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I will turn 74 next month. no history of cancer found in first degree relatives. Both mom and dad rooking their 100+ years. CVD’s are the concern, always measuring my LDL levels. I think I am very fortunate; genetically and environmentally. I haven’t in my life faced major stress or lost someone close or had happen to be delivered bad news for someone/something. Don’t have any inflammatory disease nor does my family. I don’t think I am doing anything different than my peers. Never smoked, never drink(prohibited in my country), used to be an every day swimmer for 30+ years. I practice scuba diving very often, fishing, hike.

    • @thegamerboytgb4350
      @thegamerboytgb4350 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good job

    • @FBIchan
      @FBIchan 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      why did boomers get highroll whilst we may all die early due to these bad diets??? congrats though

    • @WarFoxThunder
      @WarFoxThunder 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@FBIchanlol fr

  • @dominikroszak4033
    @dominikroszak4033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1439

    "Since this video has started, more than a million of your cells have died."
    Me: *restarts video.*

    • @lxst6679
      @lxst6679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @crushelnast6657
      @crushelnast6657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Great job Corporal Cob you did, *You killed all your planty Cells*

    • @nono5396
      @nono5396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      r/madlad

    • @fernandorojas7665
      @fernandorojas7665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ¡Maravillosa jugada!

    • @thegenderman8582
      @thegenderman8582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Glad I’m not the only one 😂

  • @Alistocrat
    @Alistocrat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4565

    "A chicken is just an egg's way of making another egg"
    Whoa.

    • @mercuryblack
      @mercuryblack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Alistocrat And egg is just a chickens way of making more chickens?

    • @RaphaGamerNL
      @RaphaGamerNL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Mercury Black No

    • @spuddle5375
      @spuddle5375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Rabbaan no

    • @amoriy9575
      @amoriy9575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Shower thoughts

    • @connerlacefield8575
      @connerlacefield8575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spuddle no

  • @rangapriya84
    @rangapriya84 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Yesterday my pediatric surgeon professor was teaching this topic and your video came in my recommendations. Truly remarkable 👏

    • @databend6609
      @databend6609 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah your phone listens to you lol

    • @ironman993
      @ironman993 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      according to ohio universety

  • @minglin2814
    @minglin2814 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    According to all the doctors in league of legends everyone has being diagnosed with cancer multiple times

  • @endz3670
    @endz3670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3353

    "Since this video began, more than a million of your cells have died."
    *i m d y i n g*

    • @birdy_
      @birdy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Sounds like dying with extra steps

    • @dasdasdaxzvea
      @dasdasdaxzvea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@birdy_ yeah

    • @Endercubid
      @Endercubid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If this vid was made in 2020 the title would be why don't we all have corona

    • @dr.mystery5791
      @dr.mystery5791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait you guys got 1,000,000 cells he said 900,000,000,000
      Wait wat hapend to my arms sin shaking wat hel..

    • @birdy_
      @birdy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’ve only 1 brain cell

  • @uncreativetrash2307
    @uncreativetrash2307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4865

    When a persON dies is it called a persOFF?

    • @meowBlitz
      @meowBlitz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      UncreativeTrash and off and off and off and off and off and off

    • @kenneth2519
      @kenneth2519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Mind fucking blown

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      We found ourselves a new Einstein.

    • @DanDan-yy5bo
      @DanDan-yy5bo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      i've been dealing with existential depression for 27 years because of this comment, and since then, my dick got stuck in a vacuum cleaner. pls help me.

    • @quandaledingle4488
      @quandaledingle4488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It takes an IQ of 5000 to realise this. My friend, you are as smart as Shaggy.

  • @CheyenneEntertainmentYT
    @CheyenneEntertainmentYT ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Having recently discovered that my father has esophageal cancer - after both my grandfather and oldest nephew had it and survived - I was quite scared I might get it as well. While that chance is always going to be there, regardless of genetics, I'm glad that technology is advancing so much. I have hope that no matter how tough this thing gets, humanity will always find a way to suppress and/or cure it.
    My heart goes out to all of you who've gone through or have survived it, as well as to the scientists who are doing their absolute best to find better methods to beat this thing.
    Y'all rock 😁

    • @voteZDLR
      @voteZDLR ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All you can do really is minimize the risk of getting it in the meantime. Like sure you can get lung cancer even as a non-smoker, but you have a much much less likely chance of developing it obviously if you don't smoke. This applies to all other cancers as well. But at the end of the day it's beyond your control, so there's really no sense in worrying about it. Just know you'll be able to deal with it if you do get it, and yeah technology is improving but at the end of the day the cynical side of me believes that the for-profit healthcare system we have ensures there is more money in not curing cancer altogether, but treating it.

    • @herbbowler2461
      @herbbowler2461 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scientists are NOT looking for a cure for cancer or anything else.
      If they found a cure. They would no longer have a job.
      This year is the 100th anniversary of the cure for cancer.
      100 years of big pharma cover up.
      A cure means decrease in profits.

    • @HkFinn83
      @HkFinn83 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not to be a downer - hopefully a realist - the best thing is still early detection/prevention. There’s a recent book about how little cancer treatment has actually improved in the last 60 years. So yes, hopefully things will improve, but don’t put too much faith in that idea. Good healthcare, prevention and early detection is the best hope.

    • @herbbowler2461
      @herbbowler2461 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HkFinn83
      This year is the one hundredth anniversary the cause of cancer and it's natural cure being released to the world.
      It's also 100 years of cover ups and lies by the medical mafia!

    • @RaveGD72
      @RaveGD72 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HkFinn83 Your just a downer sorry because health care for cancer has rised A LOT in the last 60 years so yeah.

  • @rizz_goat1492
    @rizz_goat1492 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    10 years later and I got this in my recommended

  • @wolffgang101
    @wolffgang101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2675

    So technically I die inside everyday? I knew it wasn't just a feeling.

  • @DavideCosmaro
    @DavideCosmaro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3822

    "Why Don't We Have All Cancer?"
    2020: What an idea. Why didn't I think of that?

    • @itsfadixx
      @itsfadixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Pog

    • @itsfadixx
      @itsfadixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      now ww3

    • @creature._.
      @creature._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Oh god no please no

    • @ranaezerone
      @ranaezerone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      See you when you've jinxed it

    • @TheGuyThatsNotFunny
      @TheGuyThatsNotFunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Nonononononono I'd stick with the zombie apocalypse please

  • @noseybee4445
    @noseybee4445 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was learning about this the other day in my Biology class, it's very fascinating.

  • @tomschlaiss5735
    @tomschlaiss5735 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very well presented video, great work

  • @cappertc5191
    @cappertc5191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

    "Why Don't We All Have Cancer?"
    *According to Google? We do*

    • @khadri.w9989
      @khadri.w9989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Capper TC Yoo 😂💀

    • @sylvie5850
      @sylvie5850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh thanks for reminding me

    • @LeBronya_James
      @LeBronya_James 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      According to Google I'm already dead

    • @lintyscorpion2692
      @lintyscorpion2692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WebMD?

    • @Coyote0874
      @Coyote0874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Specially if you are hypochondriac xD

  • @creater650
    @creater650 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1893

    Then a dead person is a persOFF

    • @XxGoldishGamingxX
      @XxGoldishGamingxX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Haha yeah

    • @commanderarc
      @commanderarc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      And off and off and off And off and off and off And off and off and off

    • @rafa4964
      @rafa4964 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      not realy

    • @XxGoldishGamingxX
      @XxGoldishGamingxX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then a person who is going to hell is a Persell like you :D

    • @Dedonarivl96
      @Dedonarivl96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +XxGoldishGamingxX ayy, but um... you play minecraft *boom roasted* your dad died *boom roasted* Abraham lincoln smelled bad *boom roasted*

  • @marcosboffa
    @marcosboffa ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Idk why youtube remind me about this gem, but i'm grateful. Right in the nostalgia.

  • @iamadityavaishy
    @iamadityavaishy หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Great video. Explained in a very simple language.
    Why aren't you making more videos nowadays???😮😮😮😮

  • @MuaazAwan
    @MuaazAwan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11604

    "A chicken is an eggs way of making new eggs."
    That changed the way I think.

    • @gemsmakers3691
      @gemsmakers3691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Yes! Same

    • @kura3341
      @kura3341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      That hit different

    • @derealgod
      @derealgod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      🤯

    • @egg9709
      @egg9709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      heh.

    • @vaughnlcoleman
      @vaughnlcoleman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      that was some big brain shit.

  • @Blapze
    @Blapze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1594

    A family member gets cancer:
    Checks TH-cam recommendations:
    *Why don’t we all have cancer*

    • @qwertyqwerty9349
      @qwertyqwerty9349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      That's how recommendations work

    • @fortesbeats
      @fortesbeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      THIS ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED IS THIS A NIGHTMARE

    • @angrygalamb
      @angrygalamb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same:/

    • @tigerlord600
      @tigerlord600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Blazing Emerald not funny

    • @poop-zd7oq
      @poop-zd7oq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      tigerlord600 im laughing my ass off and my grandma died of breast cancer and my mom has a big chance of catching it too and so do i so what is your point

  • @jadonrodrigues
    @jadonrodrigues ปีที่แล้ว +2

    istg this man teaches me new information better than any tr ive ever had

  • @Fakyy
    @Fakyy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I expecting a wholesome ending, but this much? Well done Michael!

  • @samuel-ry7eh
    @samuel-ry7eh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2484

    "Why Don't We All Have Cancer?"
    *Did he just ask me why im still alive*

  • @Kriegter
    @Kriegter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7552

    "Since this video began, more than a million of your cells have died."
    man I just hate it when micheal kills millions of my cells after the video begins

    • @luisp.3788
      @luisp.3788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      michael with beard would've waited 10 seconds before continuing on, maybe also eating a pile of dust he collected

    • @edvinisgaming3509
      @edvinisgaming3509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No he didnt kill your cells, your cells die constantly

    • @luisp.3788
      @luisp.3788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      pain

    • @luisp.3788
      @luisp.3788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      well, but the cells are well donated. he needs those telomeres, after all

    • @eeli8295
      @eeli8295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Stand user: Michael Stevens
      Stand name: 『CELLDWELLER』

  • @Dudeface167
    @Dudeface167 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The best titles are questions it never occurred to you that it was even possible to think to ask.

  • @aaroncornish9955
    @aaroncornish9955 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This channel is amazing. This and kurzgesagt should be a part of education programs globally.

  • @ellioron
    @ellioron 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6998

    Why don't we all have cancer
    Because not everyone uses the internet

    • @user-ty2fd5nu6u
      @user-ty2fd5nu6u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      Jake Paul is the biggest threat for humans

    • @ellipsis4549
      @ellipsis4549 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Dat name tho

    • @quince537
      @quince537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Luke we all have cancer in are bodies, when cells duplicate due to mitosis sometimes it screws up, so technically we have cancer in our bodies because we have cancer cells

    • @noarsopi1753
      @noarsopi1753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Quince Riles i dont like nerdy commenters (like you)

    • @bolinkharrie4927
      @bolinkharrie4927 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Luke You can't get cancer through the internet

  • @Asian.Thomas
    @Asian.Thomas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9701

    "Hey Vsauce! Michael here!"
    "You are covered in Death!"
    "And as always, thanks for watching"

    • @dieselgeezer18
      @dieselgeezer18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      xD lmao

    • @regularization
      @regularization 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A dozen of potatos and a fat cat smelling them bro you just posted cringe… you will loose subscriber

    • @dieselgeezer18
      @dieselgeezer18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@regularization .

    • @thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188
      @thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wonder how u get 75 likes

    • @anonimowyanonim9221
      @anonimowyanonim9221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188 Because, unlike yours, his comment is actually entertaining.

  • @Edsterr
    @Edsterr 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This video is now 10 years old, I’ll come back again for when it’s 20 (if TH-cam’s even still around by then)

  • @user-yv4qg7br6o
    @user-yv4qg7br6o หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm sorry you feel that way Michael

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8762

    Wow. It's crazy how our own body can accidently kill itself!

    • @karlmuster263
      @karlmuster263 10 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      It purposely kills cells too.

    • @MrCarpelan
      @MrCarpelan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Heeeeeeey CreepsMcPasta

    • @CathaalAOS
      @CathaalAOS 10 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      YEAH WE MUST BE SO FUCKIN STEWPID HAHAHAHA

    • @Gonzaga78
      @Gonzaga78 10 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      your body can kill itself in very different ways. Fever, not cause by the flu virus, it's a defense mechanism, it is induced by your own body. Asphyxiation due to allergy, your own body overreacting to something not armful at all. When you come to think of it, the human body is amazing, but in no way was the result of intelligent design (yeah, i went there)

    • @Stigsnake5
      @Stigsnake5 10 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      So it's confirmed, our bodies are trying to kill us.

  • @ThankMrGoose
    @ThankMrGoose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2124

    Careful, jump scare at 0:00

  • @s3ated980
    @s3ated980 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG THIS IS SO ENCOURAGING

  • @zalo2926
    @zalo2926 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This video is exactly 10 years as of today. That's kind of depressing actually...

  • @chi5455
    @chi5455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8239

    “Why don’t all of us have cancer?”
    *because not all of us watch Jake Paul*

  • @TheCoroboCorner
    @TheCoroboCorner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9476

    “You shouldn’t be called a person.”
    Thanks for encouraging my ongoing identity crisis, Michael.

    • @conesinker_4209
      @conesinker_4209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ?

    • @ratthew7497
      @ratthew7497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Sebastian Henkins identity crisis is basically not getting who you are and why you’re here. It’s not just like “oh you are who you are”. It’s not solved like that.

    • @conesinker_4209
      @conesinker_4209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@ratthew7497 you're born who you are

    • @imjasonyo1418
      @imjasonyo1418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@conesinker_4209 no

    • @conesinker_4209
      @conesinker_4209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@imjasonyo1418 yes you are if you're called Jack you're Jack how the fuck are you gonna think you're Timmy when You're Jack

  • @geisaune793
    @geisaune793 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This video has such early 2010s energy.
    And some part of me misses that

  • @1theDelta1
    @1theDelta1 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    i forgot i left the speed at 0.25 and it started off as "hhhheeeeaaayyyyy! vveeesssaaauuucccceeee-" 💀

  • @diamonddog2638
    @diamonddog2638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1350

    0:31 When I was a child I used to think the things floating in the sunlight were fairies... And I used to try to inhale the fairies so I could get magical powers like them.
    I. Was. Eating. Dead. Skin. The. Whole. Time...

    • @IB_E_Y_O_N_DI
      @IB_E_Y_O_N_DI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Diamond Dog *YEP PRETTY MUCH*

    • @nathangelaude4787
      @nathangelaude4787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Diamond Dog you inhale them cause they are everywhere in the air :p

    • @thef.b.i2705
      @thef.b.i2705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      This is sad. Alexa play Despacito.

    • @delphiee
      @delphiee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Diamond Dog OML

    • @YahwehisGod
      @YahwehisGod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh no

  • @C-Tag
    @C-Tag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13092

    Michael: why don’t we all have cancer
    Genie: ok you have 2 wishes left
    Michael: what

    • @EE-hx7ix
      @EE-hx7ix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +795

      O H N O

    • @fredericchopin6445
      @fredericchopin6445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      lol

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      oh shit

    • @JonathanVachon777
      @JonathanVachon777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Obviously its gonna cure all the cancer for the second wish or: cure just me and that beauty and restart humanity

    • @crisptomato9495
      @crisptomato9495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Wish that cancer never existed as your second wish.

  • @fishingfan1500
    @fishingfan1500 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As someone who has had a cancer like tumour and has gone through chemotherapy, i can give this fact that Michael missed. You can have two people with the same type of cancer, but they can receive the same treatment, in the same amounts and have completely different results and/or reactions.

  • @vannhantran547
    @vannhantran547 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the greatest Vsause video

  • @Haziel_2728
    @Haziel_2728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    Me: **watches Vsause**
    My cells: **get massacred**

    • @treyyy1097
      @treyyy1097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So this comment has a lot of likes yeah imma just reply to it lol 😂

    • @QuicksolutionsOnline
      @QuicksolutionsOnline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@treyyy1097 very honest reply

    • @dasdasdaxzvea
      @dasdasdaxzvea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pierce2617 OH GOD

  • @dbz287
    @dbz287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1240

    2:26 You were on beat for a second.

    • @namirkrakow1391
      @namirkrakow1391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Michel the rapper I want to see it happen

    • @outdoorsy01
      @outdoorsy01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      That fit this description

    • @0subscriberswithnovideosch774
      @0subscriberswithnovideosch774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Vsauce The Mixtape, coming to a soundcloud near you

    • @Matt-yq7wp
      @Matt-yq7wp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SALAD nice one

    • @newbers
      @newbers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yuh
      We have found over 200 diseases
      All-of-them-fit-dis-description (description)

  • @suryanshsharan4397
    @suryanshsharan4397 ปีที่แล้ว

    How are these videos so old , every video of him feels like equally relevant today.

  • @sweatykid80
    @sweatykid80 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My Science teacher just had us watch this video and I saw I liked it already. Don’t know when I watched it but I’ve watched it before

  • @typryor2227
    @typryor2227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3311

    “Our bodies own internal auto corral is like the auto correct on your phone.”

    • @scavi
      @scavi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      How could it take 6 years for someone to think of this joke
      Edit: wait you didn't

    • @diabeticgrandma2677
      @diabeticgrandma2677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I dont have auto correct '-'

    • @hasleno1376
      @hasleno1376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Diabetic Grandma sae

    • @hasleno1376
      @hasleno1376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *same*

    • @scavi
      @scavi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@diabeticgrandma2677 hey how's your diabetes going

  • @tralphstreet
    @tralphstreet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    "Your bodie's version of autocorrect is like tha autocorrect on your phone"
    *oh god*

    • @omdano6432
      @omdano6432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I think you mean Ohio gosh

    • @Branch-vy6qi
      @Branch-vy6qi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The* I don’t think you have autocorrect

    • @tralphstreet
      @tralphstreet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Branch-vy6qi I don't, it's shit, that's the point you pompous ass.

    • @zachskorick650
      @zachskorick650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @JBC Channel r/woooosh
      Oh wait maybe you were just playing along.. maybe I’m the one that got wooshed

    • @Branch-vy6qi
      @Branch-vy6qi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zach Skorick Yep lol

  • @shepard23
    @shepard23 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Damn, thank you for this video, it helped me to let go away my mother who passed away due to cancer.... Thank you

  • @kaljr347
    @kaljr347 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Cancer is just cells saying,
    "Nah, imma do my own thing."

    • @Tingletext
      @Tingletext หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      silly guy

    • @sol._1
      @sol._1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      True

  • @TheAnhedonicOne
    @TheAnhedonicOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9662

    Vsauce formula:
    _"Hey! Vsauce, Michael here."_
    • Seemingly irrelevant fact / thing
    • Big question
    • Meat of the video
    • Depressing conclusion
    • Uplifting and optimistic take by Michael Stevens
    _"And as always, thanks for watching."_

    • @itsmenelson3010
      @itsmenelson3010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Lol

    • @rexorzist8706
      @rexorzist8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      #true

    • @a.h6587
      @a.h6587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@sneakycactus8815 you reminded me of reddit and their emoji rule

    • @animeamazee
      @animeamazee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sneaky Cactus stfu

    • @deadchannel_1
      @deadchannel_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Omg that’s so true

  • @PruneEater
    @PruneEater 6 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Dude If our "autocorrect" was the same as my Phone's autocorrect we'd all be dead

    • @Joe-xo4yg
      @Joe-xo4yg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MusicIsLife lol 🤣

    • @victorbaltus1635
      @victorbaltus1635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep

    • @musab3d
      @musab3d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Considering that there was pretty much no errors in your sentence, I beg to differ

    • @NateROCKS112
      @NateROCKS112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Considering, @@musab3d, that "phone" and "if" were capitalized. I beg to differ.

    • @yo-se6wj
      @yo-se6wj 5 ปีที่แล้ว

  • @kryptoniridium
    @kryptoniridium ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's the end of 2022 and I could definitely say that the research in this field had improved vastly and it helped a lot of people and families.
    There's significantly a higher chance of surviving a few types of cancer than the past decade.
    A huge appreciation to all the people in the research teams all around the world for making a difference. Without their relentless efforts we couldn't have come this far.

    • @trxsh6422
      @trxsh6422 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello there 👋🏼

    • @jumentoqueanima
      @jumentoqueanima 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, thank you to all the fantastic people doing their best at trying to destroy this thing.

    • @davidjohnson1463
      @davidjohnson1463 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lies. they changed the survival to 5 years instead of indefinitely. moved the goal posts.

  • @di7645
    @di7645 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate our boy here who plugs the sources in the video description instead of making us guess, or, even worse, copy it character by character from the actual video to a browser? You doin God's work, brother. (Jk, God(s) is/are a byproduct of our attachment system-a social construct, like money or the tooth fairy... regardless, you doin real nice work outchea brotha)

  • @aransmeallie5344
    @aransmeallie5344 7 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    vsauce later went on to befriend idubbbz

    • @quince537
      @quince537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aran Smeallie 😂😂😂

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Wanna hear some spit facts?

    • @Kaiwala
      @Kaiwala 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Idubbbz is the only type of cancer i want

    • @sebastianlovelace5609
      @sebastianlovelace5609 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oka-WAIT WHAT!

    • @ViperoK
      @ViperoK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so he befriended cancer?

  • @peanuts4723
    @peanuts4723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    Michael: *"You have your own autocorrect, which works like autocorrect on your phone"*
    Me: *"Oh shit"*

  • @DailyMotivations2024
    @DailyMotivations2024 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Highly informative

  • @Hollowdude15
    @Hollowdude15 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like how seconds later in the video he says that we are literally covered with dead stuff and nice video man :]

  • @Tausif3687
    @Tausif3687 ปีที่แล้ว +2972

    My mom survived stage 4 cancer and I didn't know how serious it was and how lucky my mom was.

    • @toiletthief4099
      @toiletthief4099 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Congrats to ur mom bro

    • @Shooterr06
      @Shooterr06 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      W mom

    • @saikatsarkar3768
      @saikatsarkar3768 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Can she beat Goku tho?
      Sorry man had to do this

    • @toiletthief4099
      @toiletthief4099 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      @@saikatsarkar3768 L

    • @saikatsarkar3768
      @saikatsarkar3768 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@toiletthief4099 so she can't? L mom W Goku 🫤

  • @CaseyReads
    @CaseyReads 10 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    My family just celebrated my mothers tenth year in remission :) the doctors say it isn't likely the cancer will return

    • @3209explosion
      @3209explosion 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Well I am happy for you!

    • @vinhmach8051
      @vinhmach8051 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Congrats to your family! :)

    • @MaxMikescrool1
      @MaxMikescrool1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      :D

    • @eliotbrown3364
      @eliotbrown3364 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      congrats man!!!!

    • @skyrimerplay
      @skyrimerplay 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      none of us here really know you but we still wish the best for your mother

  • @ItsCalledBoredom
    @ItsCalledBoredom 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    wow, i have always wondered why my old house where nobody lives anymore has so much dust in the air

  • @MachineGunX2
    @MachineGunX2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2321

    Michael in 2014: Why don't we all have cancer?
    Michael in 2021: Why do we all have cancer?

  • @Unhelpful
    @Unhelpful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    “Since this video began, more than a million of your cells have died.”
    *Presses 2x speed frantically*

  • @justkidding9158
    @justkidding9158 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Amazing video

  • @SimplyAndy
    @SimplyAndy ปีที่แล้ว

    Michael's bubbling with optimism.

  • @willokeefe1135
    @willokeefe1135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1538

    Micheal: ‘We are intelligent and social...’
    Me: ‘I’m going to have to stop you right there.’

    • @willokeefe1135
      @willokeefe1135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Orion D. Hunter Or wait, were you just trying to prove my comment as a joke?

    • @neth7826
      @neth7826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Orion D. Hunter Ok.

    • @craxud2075
      @craxud2075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly I don't know what the duck is happening

    • @Snyn.h
      @Snyn.h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      fuck yall niggas, and I’m not black nor white, I’m a fucking battle machine

    • @satan1189
      @satan1189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Orion D. Hunter wow you have reddit you must be so cool

  • @pointlessco.6363
    @pointlessco.6363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1756

    I love how Michaels video’s are both super educational and very rewatchable eventhough they’re 6 years old now.

  • @user-si8rk9ws1l
    @user-si8rk9ws1l 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Who is here in 2024?

  • @NorskaFjordskaOfficial
    @NorskaFjordskaOfficial 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Imagine the millions of cells dying hearing their host watching Vsauce before their death

  • @JaxontheOkay
    @JaxontheOkay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    So, you're telling me that auto-correct messing up is cancer?

    • @EmilM-pb2hn
      @EmilM-pb2hn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Jax Craft Obviously Yes

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emil mattisson Don't be sarcastic, mind correctors might be unaligned

    • @Bronek0990
      @Bronek0990 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Jax Craft Noi I understand why people blame cancer on cell phones.

    • @Wiffiam
      @Wiffiam 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Jax Craft he's telling me my phone has cancer.

    • @XPStormCraft
      @XPStormCraft 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +PickAPikachu Actually cell phones could cause cancer due to the radiation it produces when you call someone

  • @robinlaceishere
    @robinlaceishere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    So I'm losing 5.5 grams a day? Nice.

  • @nacholibre5173
    @nacholibre5173 ปีที่แล้ว

    The only vsauce video that stays on topic

  • @Pixelton
    @Pixelton 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    watching vsauce’s videos in school without punishment is awesome

  • @TrailerDrake
    @TrailerDrake 10 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    So I am made of death and decay? Oh Micheal, you make me feel like a bad ass super villain. :D

    • @plateman4352
      @plateman4352 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like your channel :D

    • @Danmarinja
      @Danmarinja 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      SERIOUSLY, DID YOU JUST COPY AND PASTE MY SUBSCRIPTION LIST INTO YOURS?!

    • @lynge62
      @lynge62 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey Drake :D

    • @AnonymousYoutuber69
      @AnonymousYoutuber69 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually just death. The entire purpose of dead cells on the surface of epithelial layers is to prevent pathogenic organisms from adhering to and causing the decay of living tissue. If you are decaying I suggest you go to a hospital; necrosis is a medical emergency.

    • @TrailerDrake
      @TrailerDrake 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      James Ebert, And I like you! :D

  • @thyden2k
    @thyden2k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    Just figured something out. 6ix9ine is cancer because the cancer zodiac sign (♋️) is 69 but sideways.

    • @greyfiveys
      @greyfiveys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Oh damn

    • @alexhasmangos5162
      @alexhasmangos5162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Top ten most intelligent anime characters

    • @mmmchugjug4274
      @mmmchugjug4274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Despite being different they often go by the same name GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI

    • @raunopisa6832
      @raunopisa6832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      but his name his sixixnineine

    • @JellicleCatz
      @JellicleCatz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thyden Korlin
      Woah

  • @freaked78
    @freaked78 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Others: innovative ways to cure cancer
    Vsauce: why don't we all have cancer

  • @Meeegl
    @Meeegl 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Who else is here in 2024 in the middle of the night binging Vsauce knowing fully that you have to wake up early tomorrow 🙃

  • @Nikeboi77
    @Nikeboi77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    "A chicken is just an eggs way of making another egg." That just blew my mind.

    • @NightcorEDM
      @NightcorEDM 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      uhh ok

    • @talhamahboob4125
      @talhamahboob4125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't understand...explain please.

    • @davi.alexandre
      @davi.alexandre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​@@talhamahboob4125 Your biology lays on the fact that It doesn't matter what happens to you after you have reproduced and secured the safety and wellbeing of your offspring; you are merely here to reproduce.

    • @talhamahboob4125
      @talhamahboob4125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davi.alexandre God damn, what a meaningful life.

    • @quirenciatala437
      @quirenciatala437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@talhamahboob4125 life has no meaning to it, it's just what you think it does. Also, life is just a self-repeating chemical reaction.

  • @serpent1332
    @serpent1332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +976

    "Vaccines are preventing cervical cancer"
    Karen: hold my essential oils

    • @ObjectiveMedia
      @ObjectiveMedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "Vaccines are giving people cancer"
      You: hold my Wikipedia

    • @vastsolidity2450
      @vastsolidity2450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah

    • @nxoxo7322
      @nxoxo7322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh yeah yeah not the first time i’ve heard of this. was it hard to get?

    • @nxoxo7322
      @nxoxo7322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh yeah yeah okay gotcha. so happy it worked for you!

    • @memereview305
      @memereview305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh yeah yeah Remember though that he was talking about people who replace legitimate drugs and cures for what they find on Facebook

  • @wagwannigs
    @wagwannigs 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro I always wondered this cos it seems so easy for cancer to form so it would make sense for a lot more people to have it

  • @pro_master2486
    @pro_master2486 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This reminds me of the ship of theseus, it practically believes that if a boat is fixed every single year after a lot of years would it be the same boat or would it be different, kinda with human as all cells eventually die, would they be the same human anymore or not

  • @stormyfox6026
    @stormyfox6026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Welp now I want to vacuum the air

    • @whitzyy3260
      @whitzyy3260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That would just make it dirtier

    • @hollowaychris77
      @hollowaychris77 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dirt

    • @rbandz3212
      @rbandz3212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait so I’m breathing skin

    • @11AceHearts11
      @11AceHearts11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Change those HEPA air filters when they need changing in the vacuum cleaners and Central AC/heating units.
      How can you expect clean air if your filters are clogged up and dirty? Lol

  • @ditlevholtpedersen9086
    @ditlevholtpedersen9086 8 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "A chicken is just an eggs way of making another egg"

    • @user-nb1fg3gk1w
      @user-nb1fg3gk1w 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      an egg is just a chickens way of making another chicken

  • @starsquirrel2780
    @starsquirrel2780 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Why did I just get this recommended just now..

  • @plebjames
    @plebjames ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It felt like Michael has known someone who has / had cancer

  • @k29king1
    @k29king1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    I’ve survived a relatively mild, yet super rare cancer. I was born, yes actually born with a malignant melanoma on my upper right arm, that was finally successfully removed at age six after x-rays, and cat scans found that it was fully wrapped around the bone and sapping my bone marrow. I was super weak all the time, and couldn’t play with my friends or cousins. Shands in NYC, and Arnold Palmer hospital saved my life when most other doctors said the cancer was too far gone, but they did it, and I just turned 38 four days ago. Cancer sucks.

    • @proloycodes
      @proloycodes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @BradynLee09 cringe

    • @lastyhopper2792
      @lastyhopper2792 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@proloycodes maybe he meant that; his pfp shows that he's still a kid instead of 38 years old?

    • @proloycodes
      @proloycodes ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lastyhopper2792 still cringe

    • @susfacewithinternetaccess1296
      @susfacewithinternetaccess1296 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @BradynLee09 you know that a 38 year old can have a son right?

    • @susfacewithinternetaccess1296
      @susfacewithinternetaccess1296 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lastyhopper2792 if he was that young how would he know how to write something like that?

  • @rawgabbit3514
    @rawgabbit3514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    “You are literally covered with death”
    Me, a mortuary transporter, feeling attacked

    • @acerlo5329
      @acerlo5329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Congratulations! you have colon cancer. I am very proud for you.

    • @dragonlordsaviour7005
      @dragonlordsaviour7005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@acerlo5329 wtf

    • @mxvlin8076
      @mxvlin8076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dragonlordsaviour7005 i believe they're talking about the cancer ribbon to support cancer patient

    • @fortune3911
      @fortune3911 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are u idnian

  • @Cool_storiesman163
    @Cool_storiesman163 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    THE SECOND I HEAR: "OHIO university"

    • @dyrroth-sj4ns
      @dyrroth-sj4ns 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      that one 7 year old:

  • @synox1s
    @synox1s ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:30 which other state could've studied that??

  • @stampycat
    @stampycat 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3384

    I think this is the best Vsauce video I have seen yet.

    • @LoganBarrettTriggerHappyGamez
      @LoganBarrettTriggerHappyGamez 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Oh hey stampy

    • @phxntox1521
      @phxntox1521 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      hi stamps i was just watching your portal island map ep 1 for the 3rd time love ur vids

    • @samd.8391
      @samd.8391 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow, 2 of my favorite TH-camrs.

    • @zackipoos1820
      @zackipoos1820 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi stamp

    • @aerynstewart248
      @aerynstewart248 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hi stampy I didn't know you liked vsuace