Our sleep schedule will adjust. There have been studies done with people locked away with no natural light and no clocks and there bodies had a totally different circadian rhythm. Our bodies will adjust to the days inn Mars pretty easily, especially as the difference is only 2.7%
Has anyone ever took the time to look at the description and how much effort he puts into these videos? There's over 30 websites he used, at least half of them are articles that he probably fully read. Not to mention, he has to make a script in a way that the average person can understand that lasts up to 18 minutes. And finally, someone has to edit everything he says, as well as add all the extra scenery videos like the Earth at the right spot that he says. I love this channel.
Haha it’s so funny to reduce statements to simple phrases that seem absurd and meaningless and take them out of context, truly there is no higher form of humor that evokes such laughter.
@Vsauce I’d love to see a follow up on this, new news, new info, new discoveries, you always present so well I’d love to see new developments in this story a little under a decade later.
Now you know why I was depressed for years. I always got the impression that we could make no difference in the grand scheme of things. But eventually I realized that humans are so ignorant that I can't make that call quite yet.
Same. I always wonder what our purpose is, and how we are merely a speck of a speck of a speck of a speck of dust compared to the size of the universe. It's dumbfounding, and it makes me wonder why we're even here. What the purpose is. I guess the purpose is to be happy, believe in God if you do, and if you don't, don't. Love everyone, and declare to yourself that everything matters- that every little thing makes an enormous difference in the world. It's hard to find purpose sometimes, and that's understandable. But we have to keep searching.
This channel continues to astonish and amaze me. Michael has such a charming and engaging presence. Pairing education and entertainment seamlessly isn't an easy task. Fantastic stuff, Michael.
Tahir Akkaya A child would be deformed if it were to be born on Mars. We need our gravity to form our bones the normal way, as we develop in the womb. A child born on Mars wouldn't get the same level of gravity.
“Where did you get that body? The one you are in?” Oh I thought he was talking about the one in the freezer. It’s going to spoil soon, and I need to share it.
Nice that you talked about the "Mars" trilogy. I think that the book series has a very reality-bound explanation of the issues that would be faced by colonists of Mars. Thanks for the video.
Nat Geo's 'Mars' was my first space show! I can't believe it's been so long. That's what got me into space, and now I'll be going into aerospace engineering in the fall :)
@@bayappey aerospace engineering isnt being an astronaut. if they dont have a change of plan, theyll likely stay on earth, building rovers, landers, boosters, planes maybe . all that stuff
I think is beautiful too. It makes me think of how do we'll feel and how it would be when we need to use an Earth's flag. And yes, maybe Earth's flag needs to be more green, but I'm okay with the idea of a flag symbolizing Earth more like the blue planet.
“We may not treat life as well as we could, but whatever this darned life thing is, keeping it around might very well be up to us, we owe it at least that much” one helluva quote
Michael: "Where did you get that body?" Me: Shit wait how does he know? Michael: "... the one you're in right now" Me: Oh haha yeah that one, silly me..
I've only listened to this channel audio only for years. This is the first time I've actually seen the video portion. I never would have guessed he was constantly popping up from off-screen all the time. Now that's all I'm thinking about.
I think, if we have colonies on Mars, even international ones, they should have at least a basic set of rules/laws and some basic organizational system for starting out, set up before they even leave Earth. Starting a new colony would be a hard life, and it would make it harder if the colonists have to completely reinvent society from scratch as some random, disorganized collection of people. If they have at least some basic system, even if they end up changing it later, it would give them something to start from.
1% scottish 2% swedish 5% bavarian 4% french 10% dutch 22% Italian that mean i'm basically fully Scottish! i'm wearing a kilt right now to respect my traditions!
Thank you so much for your content. The 15 years old boy that enjoyed it daily with a smile in his mouth and his eyes will always have a place in my heart.
“Where did you get that body?” Nervously looks towards trunk “The one you’re in right now” Ohh okay lol Edit- woah thanks for the likes y’all, definitely didn’t expect this comment to blow up 😂😂
The end hit me so hard. I'm not even gonna lie, I kinda teared up. Life is so precious and we, as a species, have little to regard for any other life. And that's sad. Its so depressing.
Y0uEnj0yMyself You're right, but I think a nuclear war would make parts of the planet inhabitable. But eventually, life would be able to thrive in those areas again. Over a period of time though.
90ItsYaBoii90 I'm sorry that I actually see value in living beings. We are ruining our planet every day. Sooner or later, we won't be able to live here anymore. And once that happens, its either let our species die out, or find a new home.
Small Daddy like "Breaking the Colony dome challenge, Gone wrong" or "Eating Iron Oxide Challenge" or "Climbing Olympus Mons with only 1 Oxygen Tank Challenge"
"We may not treat life as well as we could, but whatever this darned life thing is, keeping it around might very well be up to us we own at least that much." Vsause Michael Best quote ever. Keep making great videos!
"Lemme ask you something, where did you get that body?" *Looks back at bloodied closet doors* "That body you're in right now." "Oh, AHAHA, I DUNNO MICHAEL, TELL ME"
Talking about space always makes me sad. It reminds how insignificant everything I've ever known or ever will know is. It reminds me I'm going to die quickly, relative to the big picture. There's so much I won't be able to see, to know, to experience. I'm limited by this human body, and it's sad.
0 minutes in: NO HUMANS HAVE TOUCHED MARS 1 minute in: WHAT WILL MARS FLAG LOOK LIKE 2 minutes in: EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIBERTY 4 minutes in: COLONISTS FROM MARS WANT TO TUNE IN TO LIVE EVENTS ON EARTH 5 minutes in: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BOOTY? 6 minutes in: YOU ARE DIRT 8 minutes in: YOU ARE 0.000 000 000 000 000 1% MARTIAN I love how he goes everywhere in his videos
Well, towards the end he explained some of the perspectives relating whether or not we should go to (and consequently touch) Mars, but we still need a definitive answer for that matter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"Ultimately Jupiter doesn't care if there are 7 billion humans or 7 trillion, the volcanoes of Io would continue erupting wether or not we write any more poems about love. If humans were wiped out today, the fundamental forces of the universe wouldn't change and distant galaxies would continue their journeys into the abyss, beyond the observable universe just as they already are and always will. What good is life to the universe? Perhaps it has none, but we are possibly its greatest and only hope to find out. " - Michael Stevens Best vsauce qoute ever
no, not all of humanity, but definitely all of internet culture. then again that culture is dominated by 14-25 year old males who dare not wander astray from the path of shitty memes and alt-right culture not saying i dislike alt-righters but it is definitely quite common within that demography
Guys, it only was a simple joke and actually I find it to be pretty refreshing and amusing to read something cheerful and childish ones in a while, don't make a gigantic deal out of it. If you don't like this kind of humor, why bother with it anyways ? And please stop the whining about so called " internet culture " as if you are any better...
Man, that last speech, was so beautiful and so right, we are nothing and yet look what we've done, where we've gone and the things we'll do. We are nothing, but science has taken us far and it will continue leading us to be greater. I
Iván Tejeda actually not science. but the human spirit Science didnt write romeo and juliet. and science didnt inspire men to risk their lives to fly into space to learn about space.
he made me question life howq is this facinating he made me ask all these what is life why do i live why can i not see out your eyes what is your purpose what is my purpose do live to then just die or do we die to live why cant you see out my eyes is it to live and die or die and live is our only goal to survive why can i not read your mind WHAT IS LIFE AND ITS PURPOSES DO I LIVE TO DIE OR DIE TO LIVE WHAT HAPPENS AFTER DEATH why do people exist what is the reasoning of humans do we live birth die is't just the goal of all animals and after all that we are the most complicated ones that figured out how to use toolds to make living easir have we finally become the one true god of our own universe is our pupose to feel emotions greater than no other being that has ever existed before us or are the less complicated et more complicated versions of others why did us the gods decide to stay at war with eachother instead of ending the never ending war between life and death we know exactly how yet cannot fathom the possiblities it will bring why do we humans exist just to suffer and then die or do we die to suffewr if reincarnartion is real then what did i do in my past life what you do in your past life what did anyon of us humans do or did we do anything at all did we ever exist before our first memories is this a dream or a simulation why do we feel emotions becoming more aware makes getting food easier but completing life harder we will feel physical nad emotional pain we will have scars to no avial we destro our own kind just to create even more of us we are so stupid yet so smart we do stupid stuff like making viruses and yet we can find the cure to them within a week do we live to die and during that proccess have to deal with the hardships of being aware and what would it be like if we were never aware in the first place what if the opnly goal was to die life then would be easist yet hardest becuase we wouldn't have anything to kill ourselves with so that is why we decided to living as long as possible quite litarlly turning the tablesw and then started allowing the goal of those before us get their goals faster and then since they became more aware they decided to live on and not die is that why we are so insufferable yet enjoy and continue to make more of us just for them to suffer
@@natertater3400 There is no greater purpose of life. The goal of the very first cell (porkaryote) was reproduction. (Of course the first cell didn't make a conscious decision to have that goal - it was subjected to natural forces [+ itself wasn't conscious, consciousness only developed after some time throughout evolution]). After more cells developed the fight of life began. Some eat, while others get eaten. Survival of the fittest. This means also procreating successfully. Evolution selected living beings and still does. Life is a combat. Our whole psychology as well as physiology have been designed (selected by the principle of evolution) to keep us as individuals as well as a collective (-> reproduce) alive. We (some humans) strive to inhabit Mars because of the same reasons. It's logical and simple, yet a lot of averagely educated people don't see life for what it is, even if they have the cognitive capacity to understand, their psychology (which has been formed by evolution) likely refuses it and tries to make them believe in a fantasy - that there is a higher purpose. Even some Atheists want that higher purpose. If they didn't, maybe they'd agree with Inmendham. Can we please leave Mars alone, it's good that there is no life because if there is no life there is no suffering. And there is no need for a need. If humanity goes extinct because of humanity, this should be the best testimony that we shouldn't procreate on Mars. Even if humanity goes extinct because of natural reasons other than humanity itself, we still are a brutal species (not saying other species are better) that let things happen like war, famines, slavery, etc.
@@natertater3400 If my first paragraph made perfect sense to you (and got you even more interested in the topic), maybe you should research about Efilism and watch Inmendham. If you do so, look beyond his personality flaws and focus on the arguments. Very best wishes
Agreed but most comment sections on his videos seem to be about making the worst joke about his sanity or how he changes topic a lot. Very original jokes, I may add.
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Title: Is It Okay to Touch Mars?
Michael: The universe doesn't care if you die.
lol
Sad but true
There is nothing subjective about the universe
😂😂😂 made me lol
Made me laugh lol out loud
“Where did you get that body”
Me: *sweating*
“The one you are in right now”
Me: *relieved*
😂😂😂
I got it from my daddy
Made me laugh made me smile
@Chernobeel I got it from Joe.
@@legendarywarrior7396 who... is joe
“Mars rotates 2.7%slower”
Oh our sleep schedule is gonna love that
Not sure if this is sarcastic but tbh I’d actually really like that. I’m never tired at night but always wanna sleep 2 more hours in the morning.
@Just an alien with some internet access Oh ok. Still, I’d love an extra 30 mins each day.
Our sleep schedule will adjust. There have been studies done with people locked away with no natural light and no clocks and there bodies had a totally different circadian rhythm. Our bodies will adjust to the days inn Mars pretty easily, especially as the difference is only 2.7%
Ez claps
@Just an alien with some internet access Yeah, yeah, su-
Wait. What the-?!
17:34 Vsauce quote of the day: "What good is life to the universe? Perhaps it has none, but we are possibly its greatest and only hope to find out."
That made me cry
He is asking to us should us human be creator of world and what is our purpose in life as human in the same video 🤯
Oh shit im late as fuck
Fr @@clam1940
Right up there next to "Where did you get that body?"
Has anyone ever took the time to look at the description and how much effort he puts into these videos? There's over 30 websites he used, at least half of them are articles that he probably fully read. Not to mention, he has to make a script in a way that the average person can understand that lasts up to 18 minutes. And finally, someone has to edit everything he says, as well as add all the extra scenery videos like the Earth at the right spot that he says. I love this channel.
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Question: Can You Touch Mars?
Michael: *You are Mars*
**touches himself** hey, Mars.... you single?
*you are dirt*
I want a mars Chan
But the more important question is can Mars touch you?
@@animax2422 N I C E
"You're just a really neat thing dirt does"
thanks michael, I need that...
i can't tell whether you were encouraged or depressed by his statement.
@@themattbat999 probably both
@@friedchicken1 understandable, Vsauce makes me both question and appreciate my existence.
Michael:
Is it okay to touch mars?
Guy named Mars:
SWEATS NERVOUSLY
That might've been the nicest thing anyone has ever said too me
Man, I didn’t realize how old this video was so when he said 2016 it hit me like a truck
Same, I was fully taken aback 😢
Same here, in another video though, where he uses an old Samsung, like an s3 or sth. Time goes by..
2016 doesn't even feel like that long ago. The older I get the quicker the years go by. It's fucked. Half of this year is just about over already.
Same man same
That was actually when I first watched Vsauce through this video
_"A month from now, your skin will be completely different skin."_
*Then why do I still have acne*
do you still have it, its been a month
it’s been a month, how ya doing?
And dermatitis?
Lmfao
Spelt as
Limaffa-o
“Only OG’s remember earth”
Nostalgia 100
If we ever start living on Mars some people will say that for sure.
The fact that it is edited makes me more suspicious🤔🤔
Would those born on Mars still be considered earthlings?
@MadMaddox martians*
Video: Is it okay to touch Mars?
Michael: Worms remind me of the night sky
Ami BRIT they remind me of the night sky too
Haha it’s so funny to reduce statements to simple phrases that seem absurd and meaningless and take them out of context, truly there is no higher form of humor that evokes such laughter.
@@coffinfeeder7732 *"...higher form of humor that evokes such laughter"*
Would those be Thread Worms?
XD
"We may not treat life as well as we could, but whatever this darn "life" thing is, keeping It around might very will be up to us"
we owe it at least that much
60 years from now memes will be like:
"If you knew this blue planet, your childhood was awesome."
It would be cool to start a new civilization with no laws on Mars though.
😳
@@thetimelapseguy8 2b2t in real life
@@thetimelapseguy8 people would make their own laws like a nation
The replies are gonna be like: “definitely loved sniffing the smell of carbon in the air”
“Hey what’s your nationality?”
“Martian”
“Oh, cool I’m from the moon.”
Marsian
Martian*
K I fixed it
@@vukkraguljac2855 idk
moonling
3 videos in 1 month? hope that doesn't mean no videos for 3 monthes
Okay, now you have me worried.
Makaruna Next video will release when we actually touch mars
Makaruna It takes exact 3months to reach mars..
ILLUMINATI IS HERE
VTL no, it take 6-8 months, not 3 months
Yep, that's a fact spitting
@Vsauce I’d love to see a follow up on this, new news, new info, new discoveries, you always present so well I’d love to see new developments in this story a little under a decade later.
Here's the update:
We're not gonna put a human on Mars any time soon, let alone colonize it.
Elon lied.
You just made me feel old
That closing speech hit me hard. I didn't cry, but it certainly did fuck up my brain.
dude me too meaning of life speech
I fucking cried a little bit, I felt the Bern
pumpkin spice clorox bleach, fuck you
Now you know why I was depressed for years. I always got the impression that we could make no difference in the grand scheme of things. But eventually I realized that humans are so ignorant that I can't make that call quite yet.
Same. I always wonder what our purpose is, and how we are merely a speck of a speck of a speck of a speck of dust compared to the size of the universe. It's dumbfounding, and it makes me wonder why we're even here. What the purpose is. I guess the purpose is to be happy, believe in God if you do, and if you don't, don't. Love everyone, and declare to yourself that everything matters- that every little thing makes an enormous difference in the world. It's hard to find purpose sometimes, and that's understandable. But we have to keep searching.
You can touch Mars but only if it gives you consent
When you're a star, they just let you do it.
+Vincent Nicholson lol. That is smart.
MrMosbyOfficial VEVO It's worse cause I just ate a Mars Bar... With consent, of course.
MrMosbyOfficial VEVO Trump would just go for it...
Acowname4 hours ago"Not without it's consent."
Copycat.
Michael, your tie is damn nice.
The question is - "where did he get his tie?" ;) 14:52
yep lol :-)
I honestly want to know where he got it from
It's very very nice
Alfred Lewis Michael! Michael! Where did you get your tie from?
Y'all are tripping me the fuck out
This channel continues to astonish and amaze me. Michael has such a charming and engaging presence. Pairing education and entertainment seamlessly isn't an easy task. Fantastic stuff, Michael.
Imagine the first born baby on mars . More famous than the Kardasihans
Tahir Akkaya
what if that kid IS a Kardashian?! *shivers*
+Hannibus 42
rip
Tahir Akkaya A child would be deformed if it were to be born on Mars. We need our gravity to form our bones the normal way, as we develop in the womb. A child born on Mars wouldn't get the same level of gravity.
New State mars: The Kardashian Dynasty
Artificial gravity.
Watching a Vsauce video:
- Let's go to Mars!
- Why do I exist?
Spontaneous combustion of the human body makes sense now!
couldn't have said it better myself
kudos to you, good sir
Just like James May.
poncho.
And that's why noodles aren't green.
poncho. O
“Where did you get that body? The one you are in?”
Oh I thought he was talking about the one in the freezer. It’s going to spoil soon, and I need to share it.
well im here you can share to me
Is it too late to ask for some? The turkey's gone bad.
@@rosesbloom324 yes ill ship u some
@@rosesbloom324 What?! You want to eat it? I thought he kept it as a sexual toy.
@@Burn_Angel Ted Bundy?
17:34
Michael has actually taught me so much about life and perspective. He’s helped me through time of depression while also educating me 😭
"Where did you get that body, the one you’re in right now?" Thx I got it for my birthday
That's a good one!
TheTrueXaver same
My mom made it
No, the point is that the body you're in now, is not the one you were born with. All cells in your body are replaced over time.
ShamblerDK you’re like a robot. We are joking cause it sounded funny.
Nice that you talked about the "Mars" trilogy. I think that the book series has a very reality-bound explanation of the issues that would be faced by colonists of Mars. Thanks for the video.
Yea, they are fantastic books!
+Vsauce awesome and informative videos keep it up
+Vsauce HI!
Damn, for a second there I thought someone stole my account to post nice comments on youtube :D Nice
*BUT YOU SAID IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO TOUCH ANYTHING! STOP CONTRADICTING YOURSELF!*
omg I remember that XD
then casca *wasn't "touched" by griffith???? because science??
Kryster Espeleta Hey Guts, when is the hiatus gonna end? When are you and Griffith gonna scrap again?
Gunner, it's actually "is anything real?" reference
Haha, 8:45
Nat Geo's 'Mars' was my first space show! I can't believe it's been so long. That's what got me into space, and now I'll be going into aerospace engineering in the fall :)
Really? Are you going into space?
How's your life going now
@@bayappey aerospace engineering isnt being an astronaut. if they dont have a change of plan, theyll likely stay on earth, building rovers, landers, boosters, planes maybe . all that stuff
Whenever Vsauce uploads a new video, I watch it enthusiastically, regardless of the topic.
same
No One aems
i would say the same but i love space themed ones more :P
Simpson Blunt I'm not a dumbass because I look at the topic fucking dumbass
Jalackoton what?
**looks at watch**
Vsauce: “It is currently 2016”
you can clearly notice that he is a time traveller >:C
You act like there isnt a watch that has the date 🤦🏻♀️
@@redmptiondenied the time travel clock :)
lol still, why does he look at the clock
VSauce has no notion of time :o
Deja. He’s not acting like that at all
O R I S I T?
when you realize you've been watcing vsauce for 5 years...
Ivald I orgasm just hearing him
How can I check when I subscribed a channel?
Ivald Earth years or Mars years?
Tommy Klein both ;)
Ivald ur old! :p
It's a perfect fact that today this video was uploaded 7 years ago and 2030 will come after 7 years.
Vsauce theme+
6
"Uploaded 7 months ago, bluerobot7, 7 years ago, after 7 years" lots of 7's
And your comment was 7 months ago.
@@GryphonSmith-mk6dv, math magic in action!
I love that Michael never truly disproves anything, he always says "probably not" instead of "false".
only a sith deals in absolutes
PAAAAWWNNNCH That statement is in itself, an absolute
Which makes it quite clear:
yoda was a Sith
Does 1+1=3? Probably not
Badgabr
Not my line, that was.
If Mars has a flag, what's Earth's flag?
I think is beautiful too. It makes me think of how do we'll feel and how it would be when we need to use an Earth's flag.
And yes, maybe Earth's flag needs to be more green, but I'm okay with the idea of a flag symbolizing Earth more like the blue planet.
Cancer.
@LetoZeth you are cancer xd
The american
The United Nations flag.
Is it ok to touch uranus ?
e_e
Hakar Doski lol
Hakar Doski I see what you did there
Maybe but we still have to talk to big boy jupiter
When it comes to gas giants, the difficulty would be finding a surface to touch.
“We may not treat life as well as we could, but whatever this darned life thing is, keeping it around might very well be up to us, we owe it at least that much” one helluva quote
I really just let a dude named Michael call me dirt.
Oof
I get bulled called dirt so I feel you
Child orphan Boy peace of shit..... mate, I think you mean piece of shit.
F
Yo were you get that mask?
Michael: "Where did you get that body?"
Me: Shit wait how does he know?
Michael: "... the one you're in right now"
Me: Oh haha yeah that one, silly me..
michael got us in the first half
Hold up...
This is an underrated comment
Who said it had to be your body you are in
😂
Vsauce: "Is It Okay to Touch Mars?"
Astronaut: *Touches soil from Mars*
Mars: "Dude, stop"
Mars: ok, go ahead....it's been a looooooooooooooooooong time. Feels pretty good, actually. Oh yes, right there behind the cliff. Yes...
im-
*mars nO-*
mars: bro no homo
#PlanetsAgainstAbuseFoundation
also mars:dude i have coronavirus
Kid named mars
This needs more likes
Kid named Okay
Insane😭
Kid named touch
If we meet aliens in our lifetimes Michael should be the one to greet them and represent us humans imo
Nah, he's hetero and white. I bet they will choose a black muslim transgender, to be politically correct.
@@SJAutomotiveDesign nah it will be the US president
@@SJAutomotiveDesign shut up
@@tonionknight7472 Why? I'm telling the truth.
Would probably be the most sensible option wouldn’t it? Although I’m sure he’d cast humanity in a bit of a flawed light
Video: can we touch Mars?
Knowledge I gained: Existential Crysis
_your read_ *HOW TO MAKE A CAKE* _KNOLEDGD GAINED_ *INFINITY ASTROPHISICS*
Your Pokemon learned Existential Crisis!
Vsauce
ikr
Jokes on you i already have multiple on a daily basis anyway
Michael where did you get that tie?
And what do you think about abortion?
+Proraptor Gaming Why the hell does that matter?
Shane Osada did ya watch the video mate?
+Holden Roberts I hadn't gotten to that part yet so the abortion part seemed unnecessary when I wrote that.
Shane Osada did you watch the video?
I've only listened to this channel audio only for years. This is the first time I've actually seen the video portion.
I never would have guessed he was constantly popping up from off-screen all the time.
Now that's all I'm thinking about.
Micheal: *Where did you get body?*
Me: **Scrambles out of house knowing that he's onto me**
~(o3o)~ i goit from my daddy🎶
~(o3o)~ i goit from my daddy🎶
~(o3o)~ i goit from my daddy 🎶
@@JONAHcrBL4CKDR4GON Eeeee psy
YOU BETTER RUN HE WILL COME FOR YOU
@@JONAHcrBL4CKDR4GON yaaa
No one runs from the Vsauce
Not even Vsauce himself
I'm literally amazed by the qaulity of video materials you create. It's just beyond any words. Great work.
Дмитрий Балезин yea
Liz Draws TM lol 😆
Jaro Ralph ty Che blyad???
You could say “Oy blin! This is good video! Mama! Get the kompot!”
I am Slav.
cyka blyat
Michael: You are 0.0000000000001% martian
Me: I'm a bit of a martian myself
Matei Grasu no
That's what he said, yes.
Carl D. Bean no
What?
Carl D. Bean you forgot 3 zeros
I always enjoy your videos. Always a big fan of National Geographic.
How is NG relevant?
@@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq This video was sponsored by Nat Geo
@@olivercharles2930 Ah, yeah: th-cam.com/video/KUddy8RGwns/w-d-xo.html&lc=UgwLCjgVOIYPAbHwG7t4AaABAg.9jfQPJYhXA89k0eKGH0WNO#:~:text=thanks%20to%20nat%20geo%20for%20sponsoring%20this%20video
Those last few minutes were deep as absolute shit
Elliot Wilson i loved it though
The final minutes are always deep
Torebun XD true
Flag! Fuck you. Keep flag away from Mars.
Elliot Wilson The power of music XD
"Where did you get that body?" - Michael 2016
TheUltaGamer12 I got it from my momma
People saying this is a pick-up line, but to me this sounds more like he just found a murderer in the alleyway.
"Where are your fingers?"
TheUltaGamer12 lol "pan_sperm_ia"
I got it from my daddy.
Vsauce and Kurzgesagt's videos always seem to create an exestential crisis in my mind. Great video as always.
Vsauce is better
@@sheisnotmyname lets not start a pointless debate. both is good
Kurzgesgat liars
Kurzegesaqt is propoganda/ brainwashing/ agenda promotion by billionaires and TPTB
@kshittyyyy they don't lie, they bend the truth to an extreme
I think, if we have colonies on Mars, even international ones, they should have at least a basic set of rules/laws and some basic organizational system for starting out, set up before they even leave Earth. Starting a new colony would be a hard life, and it would make it harder if the colonists have to completely reinvent society from scratch as some random, disorganized collection of people. If they have at least some basic system, even if they end up changing it later, it would give them something to start from.
Alien: I’m 50% kryptonian.
Human: Oh yeah? Well I’m 0.0000000000000001 Martian!
jason conner we gonna catch lunar aids
You added an extra zero there of your own
1% scottish 2% swedish 5% bavarian 4% french 10% dutch 22% Italian that mean i'm basically fully Scottish! i'm wearing a kilt right now to respect my traditions!
Did he just call me dirt
you succ
*YES*
*triggered*
Technically, he called us all dirt.
Wil D Technically...m We *ARE* all dust. Even hour water-based parts
Thousands of years of human evolution and yet I still consider myself lucky to have existed in the same era...decades...years where Michael exists
But you didn't evolve
@@trollrat2828 yes your right I've only recently emerged from my mothers flat earth religious extremism Internet cult
I'm 14 you see
@@bobbybower9405 I once was like you, indoctrinated into a religious mindset. I'm glad to see someone escape, welcome.
@@trollrat2828 he said you, maybe hes insulting the guy?
Yes😩 like these facts are so useful and interesting like teaching but make it fun but jot rlly idk
Thank you so much for your content. The 15 years old boy that enjoyed it daily with a smile in his mouth and his eyes will always have a place in my heart.
"Where do you get that body?"
Oh Michael, stop it 🙈
LMAO HHAHAHAAA
:)
OMG! #LMAO
Skkd # ??
*blushes* O-oh stahp ittttt...
Mars: I'm wet
NASA: I'm coming
Solo Hunter Ooh.
SpaceX*
Jacob Leiser O bby
Bitmap
Spelled it makes no sense
Pronounced equals a like
LOL
“Where did you get that body?”
Nervously looks towards trunk
“The one you’re in right now”
Ohh okay lol
Edit- woah thanks for the likes y’all, definitely didn’t expect this comment to blow up 😂😂
FBI open up!
Military open up!
@Federal Bureau of Investigation gottem
I got it from my momma
earth flag is big brain
Earth
49372719-49372732 kids: “It’s just a planet”
5000000BC-1000000 kids: *nostalgia*
The end hit me so hard. I'm not even gonna lie, I kinda teared up. Life is so precious and we, as a species, have little to regard for any other life. And that's sad. Its so depressing.
Y0uEnj0yMyself You're right, but I think a nuclear war would make parts of the planet inhabitable. But eventually, life would be able to thrive in those areas again. Over a period of time though.
90ItsYaBoii90 I'm sorry that I actually see value in living beings. We are ruining our planet every day. Sooner or later, we won't be able to live here anymore. And once that happens, its either let our species die out, or find a new home.
His endings are always fucked up. They hit you in a certain way that's just, "yo... Fuck Vsauce... Damn.."
JoMomma239 Yes but I love them lol
Dominic Dimartino Definitley brother
Me on Mars: *Touch*
Security Officer: Do I have to follow you around all day.
"DON'T TOUCHA DA CHILDE!"
- God, probably
This sounds like a great story
IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN K E V I N
Spongebob reference
_Jeffry Jellyfish_ didn't kill himself.
Michael: "It takes months to travel between Earth and Mars"
Christopher Columbus: "Yeah, that would really be a drag"
Justin Opinion really bro ? Atleast it’s not years and shit a few months we could handle to be in a brand new planet
@@bluntslt8023 wdym really bro? Did he say something? I feel that he just made a joke that connected to chris
TheOrionGalaxy no cuz he’s saying it would be a drag because it’s a couple months. Atleast it’s not freaking years you feel me
That's the joke
He's supposed to be sarcastic lol
TheOrionGalaxy you two both are the focking joke mon don’t @ me
Beautiful poetry at the end
Bill Clinton: this very well could be proof that extraterrestrial life once existed in our universe.
The press: nice tie bro
To be fair, he was very superstitious
That is almost an insult
Only *almost*
Bill Clinton is a rappist and a killer
leoaleromm A rappist?
if you live in California, you already don't experience seasons.
IHEartLReoy true
summer all year
Try Florida
* southern California
Eh, Bay Area's been pretty damn cold in the morning recently. You can tell a difference between Summer and Winter.
Michael:Where did you get that body?
Me:How did you know I killed him
Michael:that one you’re in right now
Me:oh
Volcanic 0321 I'm calling the police
Volcanic 0321 this comment is underrated
Me: oh fuck fbi in my camera it was just a joke oh fuck
lol
FBI OPEN UP !!!!!!!!
Michael telling me that I'm "a really neat thing that dirt does" is the most existential crisis inducing thing I've ever heard
Remember, not just a really neat thing that dirt does, you are a temporary really neat thing that dirt does :D
"The volcanoes of Io will continue erupting, whether or not we write any more poems about love."
- Michael Stevens
hol up
th-cam.com/video/L1n_3WLujHk/w-d-xo.html
@@wolfgangcryso7864 r/ihadastoke brother?
As I was scrolling throught comments, the video got exactly to this point as I was reading your comment he was saying it.
Next episode:
Is it ok to touch Uranus
Luxurious03 next episode
Can we touch aliens..
Himiko toga 😂
Forza Ur anus
No
😂😂😂
Imagine the new stupid challenges when we take teenagers to Mars colonies. "Outdoors no space suit challenge!" "Try not to choke on Mars air!"
Small Daddy "Eating mars dirt taste test!"
If only they never made that Colin Farrel version of Total Recall, they would be forewarned!
9000 degree knife vs mars rocks! [GONE SEXUAL]
Small Daddy lol so true
Small Daddy
like "Breaking the Colony dome challenge, Gone wrong"
or "Eating Iron Oxide Challenge"
or "Climbing Olympus Mons with only 1 Oxygen Tank Challenge"
“L + Ratio + Touch mars + No oxygen 👽”
bruh
"Oh you play Genshin Impact? Yeah go touch Mars dust."
"You are a temporary arrangement of stuff", That is Michael's way of saying "People do change"
... and it's not surprising news
@Josef H. i couldnt agree more
"We may not treat life as well as we could, but whatever this darned life thing is, keeping it around might very well be up to us we own at least that much." Vsause Michael
Best quote ever. Keep making great videos!
Yeah
Such a great way to end a video
Small correction that changes quite a lot: in the last sentence he says "we owe it at least that much"
I agree that it's a great quote though
Some people say we're born too late to explore the earth, and to early to explore space. I say we're just about right to explore our solar system.
LowseOfficial We're not too late to explore Earth. There's still all kinds of ocean life we have yet to find.
Hexx The univers is more important though
LowseOfficial No just dank memes
Bread Nerd if we ever go to space we need at leaft 5TB of dank memes
jbac xtrme why would we. Space exploration is more important
Man this is a really good video with deep, important questions and points. Well done.
-What is my purpose as a life form in the universe ?
-You pass butter.
-Oh my god...
RICK AND MORTYYYYYYYYYY
Ishan Dwivedi Got that right ! Wubba lubba dub dub !
Ahuratchek welcome to the club
yea, welcome to the club pal.
Wow XD
"Alien nano-bacteria don't wear ties."
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT MICHAEL
He knows everything
LMAO
Plumbers don’t wear ties either avgn
michael watches memes
did you just assume that he doesnt watch memes because hes popular
@@yellobanana6456 or does he?
"[People are] a really neat thing that dirt does" -Michael
Slander.
Delete this.
Do not delete this.
Eiad iiiii
Eiad I like like
“Scientists on Earth pay millions of dollars to see Martian rocks, I’m using them as ballast”.
-Mark Watney
"Lemme ask you something, where did you get that body?"
*Looks back at bloodied closet doors*
"That body you're in right now."
"Oh, AHAHA, I DUNNO MICHAEL, TELL ME"
That's a Ded joke.
I was going through the exact same scenario hahaha
Hahahaha
I stole mine
What?
*Hey Vsauce*
*Michael here !!*
Feels so fuckin nice to hear
Genji Shimada if you remove the "it" it rhymes :)
Genji Shimada true
I know right, so many Vsauce videos, I'm happy as can be
Lol yeah, I love when he says that. And as always, thanks for watching.
ikr
It feels like he knows how the neext 200 years are going to play out hes just keeping us in suspense waiting for the next episode
Talking about space always makes me sad. It reminds how insignificant everything I've ever known or ever will know is. It reminds me I'm going to die quickly, relative to the big picture. There's so much I won't be able to see, to know, to experience. I'm limited by this human body, and it's sad.
Chris Legaspi You don't need to see everything, it doesn't matter when you are dead.
Very deep my friend, I wish to see proof of extraterrestrial life in my lifetime then I will accept my death.
Chris Legaspi It always make me feel happy. It means that all our problems are insignificant. And all the time we fucked up meaningless.
Chris Legaspi that got deep fast and now you got me thinking
ZzScopezZ DeSiRe same
I'm privileged to be alive at such a pivotal time for our species.
And to appreciate dank memes!
and to be white, and to be a male, and to not be poor, etc, get your facts straight
Mitglied der Pilzarmee Oh shit waddup!?
Here comes +Dat Boi
I almost cannot compute in my head that maybe, within the next 50 years or so, I could feel mars dust under my feet.
0 minutes in: NO HUMANS HAVE TOUCHED MARS
1 minute in: WHAT WILL MARS FLAG LOOK LIKE
2 minutes in: EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIBERTY
4 minutes in: COLONISTS FROM MARS WANT TO TUNE IN TO LIVE EVENTS ON EARTH
5 minutes in: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BOOTY?
6 minutes in: YOU ARE DIRT
8 minutes in: YOU ARE 0.000 000 000 000 000 1% MARTIAN
I love how he goes everywhere in his videos
"YOU ARE DIRT"
Konstantin Malaev everything except the question in the title
Well, towards the end he explained some of the perspectives relating whether or not we should go to (and consequently touch) Mars, but we still need a definitive answer for that matter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
.
Konstantin Malaev every molecule of air has been already breathed by everything that ever lived
this man always gave me goosebumps at the end of his videos
that "hey vsauce" at the beginning is extremely threatening and i wasn't expecting it
michael please stay away
Not funny
Didn’t laugh
c:
Or will I
Ha!
The End tho...
Liam Castillo heavy shxt
TwinCitiesApe yep haha
a7x?
It's not a Vsauce video if it doesn't give you a existential crisis.
Liam Castillo, Subscribe to my channel
"Where did you get that body?"
My mom and dad made it for me, thanks
You could even technically be correct if you said “My mom and dad made it for me for my birthday”
Brian Norman 💀💀
Yeah same
Oh no everi parent did the no no oh no
I thought he meant the one in my closet
"Ultimately Jupiter doesn't care if there are 7 billion humans or 7 trillion, the volcanoes of Io would continue erupting wether or not we write any more poems about love. If humans were wiped out today, the fundamental forces of the universe wouldn't change and distant galaxies would continue their journeys into the abyss, beyond the observable universe just as they already are and always will. What good is life to the universe? Perhaps it has none, but we are possibly its greatest and only hope to find out. " - Michael Stevens
Best vsauce qoute ever
"the"
No, the best vsauce quote is:
"Your butt is magnificent." Vsauce - 2014
It's only okay to touch Mars if you get enthusiastic consent first.
Tony Hernandez Unoriginal Joke, Humanity is that of a sheeps mentality isn't it.
xavier jones Can't argue with that logic.
no, not all of humanity, but definitely all of internet culture. then again that culture is dominated by 14-25 year old males who dare not wander astray from the path of shitty memes and alt-right culture
not saying i dislike alt-righters but it is definitely quite common within that demography
Guys, it only was a simple joke and actually I find it to be pretty refreshing and amusing to read something cheerful and childish ones in a while, don't make a gigantic deal out of it. If you don't like this kind of humor, why bother with it anyways ? And please stop the whining about so called " internet culture " as if you are any better...
Cycling in Edmonton from the Eyes of a Teen
...I was gonna say something but your name made me change my mind.
"How did you get that body you're in right now"
I grew it myself, thank you.
Spookki that's super ominous I hate it thank you
You elected me.
no your parents did too
No your parents did.
No. they kickstarted me being able sustain myself. therefore i grew myself but they planted the seed.
Michael's delivery still does it for me after all these years.
took you quite a long time to realised it was 2016.
CONFIRMED Micheal is a time traveller :)
who is 'micheal'
PylonBuffering thats vsauses name
Vibinator
who is 'vsause'
PylonBuffering who is pylon?
Vibinator
what is reality??
I can't watch a vsauce video without questioning my existence
same
Noozled Games! you mean nothing there know go live your life to the fullest
Somehow true :D
Noozled Games! I don't need vsauce for that
Noozled Games! I can't watch Vsauce because TH-cam red is to epensive
Man, that last speech, was so beautiful and so right, we are nothing and yet look what we've done, where we've gone and the things we'll do. We are nothing, but science has taken us far and it will continue leading us to be greater. I
Iván Tejeda
.
Are you less than 3 sciences?
(Joke.)
Iván Tejeda actually not science. but the human spirit Science didnt write romeo and juliet. and science didnt inspire men to risk their lives to fly into space to learn about space.
Dropped the hardest speech about how we should explore space at the end
Came for the answer
Ended up somewere else
And thats how vsause works
@Jordan Vzoz
@@fadicrafter6090 🅱sos
Sometimes I wonder if this comment thread would've been normal if the person spelled Vsis right.
I wish this video was more popular I think it’s one of the most deep, fascinating, and important videos he’s made
he made me question life howq is this facinating
he made me ask all these
what is life
why do i live
why can i not see out your eyes
what is your purpose
what is my purpose
do live to then just die
or do we die to live
why cant you see out my eyes
is it to live and die
or die and live
is our only goal to survive
why can i not read
your mind
WHAT IS LIFE
AND ITS PURPOSES
DO I LIVE TO DIE
OR DIE TO LIVE
WHAT HAPPENS AFTER DEATH
why do people exist
what is the reasoning of humans
do we live birth die
is't just the goal of all animals
and after all that we are the most complicated ones that figured out how to use toolds to make living easir
have we finally become the one true god of our own universe
is our pupose to feel emotions greater than no other being that has ever existed before us
or are the less complicated et more complicated versions of others
why did us the gods decide to stay at war with eachother instead of ending the never ending war between life and death
we know exactly how yet cannot fathom the possiblities it will bring
why do we humans exist just to suffer and then die
or do we die to suffewr
if reincarnartion is real then what did i do in my past life
what you do in your past life
what did anyon of us humans do
or did we do anything at all
did we ever exist before our first memories
is this a dream
or a simulation
why do we feel emotions
becoming more aware makes getting food easier but completing life harder
we will feel physical nad emotional pain
we will have scars to no avial
we destro our own kind just to create even more of us
we are so stupid yet so smart
we do stupid stuff like making viruses
and yet we can find the cure to them within a week
do we live to die and during that proccess have to deal with the hardships of being aware
and what would it be like if we were never aware in the first place
what if the opnly goal was to die
life then would be easist
yet hardest becuase we wouldn't have anything to kill ourselves with
so that is why we decided to living as long as possible
quite litarlly turning the tablesw
and then started allowing the goal of those before us get their goals faster
and then since they became more aware they decided to live on and not die
is that why we are so insufferable yet enjoy and continue to make more of us just for them to suffer
@@natertater3400 There is no greater purpose of life. The goal of the very first cell (porkaryote) was reproduction. (Of course the first cell didn't make a conscious decision to have that goal - it was subjected to natural forces [+ itself wasn't conscious, consciousness only developed after some time throughout evolution]).
After more cells developed the fight of life began. Some eat, while others get eaten. Survival of the fittest. This means also procreating successfully. Evolution selected living beings and still does. Life is a combat.
Our whole psychology as well as physiology have been designed (selected by the principle of evolution) to keep us as individuals as well as a collective (-> reproduce) alive.
We (some humans) strive to inhabit Mars because of the same reasons.
It's logical and simple, yet a lot of averagely educated people don't see life for what it is, even if they have the cognitive capacity to understand, their psychology (which has been formed by evolution) likely refuses it and tries to make them believe in a fantasy - that there is a higher purpose. Even some Atheists want that higher purpose. If they didn't, maybe they'd agree with Inmendham.
Can we please leave Mars alone, it's good that there is no life because if there is no life there is no suffering. And there is no need for a need. If humanity goes extinct because of humanity, this should be the best testimony that we shouldn't procreate on Mars. Even if humanity goes extinct because of natural reasons other than humanity itself, we still are a brutal species (not saying other species are better) that let things happen like war, famines, slavery, etc.
@@natertater3400 If my first paragraph made perfect sense to you (and got you even more interested in the topic), maybe you should research about Efilism and watch Inmendham. If you do so, look beyond his personality flaws and focus on the arguments.
Very best wishes
Agreed but most comment sections on his videos seem to be about making the worst joke about his sanity or how he changes topic a lot. Very original jokes, I may add.