Illusions of Time

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  • @SolarSands
    @SolarSands 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149629

    The return of the king.

    • @kimsama5274
      @kimsama5274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

      hi

    • @kimsama5274
      @kimsama5274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1640

      bye

    • @kimsama5274
      @kimsama5274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2038

      or is it?
      que music

    • @andyc9902
      @andyc9902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Back

    • @princetamrac1180
      @princetamrac1180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

      Of course you also like Vsauce. You are one of my favourite channels :)

  • @SoCloseToToast
    @SoCloseToToast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37859

    Don't even need to hit the bell, TH-cam just knows everyone needs to see this video by default

  • @LegoAnimations6370
    @LegoAnimations6370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7279

    Ironically, this video itself is a great example of illusion of time.
    For an example,
    30 minutes of studying boring subject feels like an eternity.
    30 minutes of Michael explaining feels like a brief moment.

    • @JDthegamer209
      @JDthegamer209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      That is very true.

    • @couchpotato4082
      @couchpotato4082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@JDthegamer209 i disagree

    • @PulseAlwaysEdits
      @PulseAlwaysEdits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@couchpotato4082 then it didnt catch your interest things that you are interested in usually feels quite brief like Michael said

    • @iamsheel
      @iamsheel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@PulseAlwaysEdits its interesting. But it felt like 50 minutes to me

    • @PulseAlwaysEdits
      @PulseAlwaysEdits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@iamsheel yeah time is relative, but same thing applies

  • @landronsc
    @landronsc 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +594

    That picture of the man smiling with the bowl of rice is now one of my favorite pictures ever. Idk why it brings me so much joy

    • @regpett3730
      @regpett3730 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Same, I discovered that picture on Reddit years ago and whenever I stumble upon it during my surfing of the web; I'm reminded that no matter the period of human history, humans would inevitably find some sort of joy in their lives where they can't help but smile and laugh. Joy and laughter are some of the most human emotions as it separates our lives from being bleak, meaningless and overall apathetic to instead hopeful and longing for the next smile/laugh.

  • @markstevenmorton
    @markstevenmorton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3535

    Michael is ridiculously gifted at presenting and explaining. He's an educational treasure.

    • @barrylongden7
      @barrylongden7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I find it hard going myself despite his knack of communicating ideas simply but I'd like to try and come to grips with this kind of thinking. It takes time for the new concepts to sink in and become familiar

    • @Alkis05
      @Alkis05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Not to mention his showmanship and artistic creativity.

    • @cirea3932
      @cirea3932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And how can he learn so much in so little time

    • @2004helloWorld
      @2004helloWorld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I like to think of michael as a modern day carl sagan, alan watts, bob ross.

    • @DeanRiches
      @DeanRiches 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no he is not

  • @DolanDarker
    @DolanDarker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8684

    Your beard growing skills are unmatched

    • @fahmiakbar1454
      @fahmiakbar1454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ah good ol' Dolan Dark :)

    • @piyushudhao8683
      @piyushudhao8683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      how do you feel about the fact that the memes you make now, will someday be an "old people" thing, a day and age where "memes" will be associated to the people of the past, and your content will be used to study these "memes" in "schools"? Imagine some future kid saying, "Jeez i hate dolan dark's memes, they ask so hard questions on it and i can't relate to any of them". Chilling.

    • @astrending
      @astrending 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pog

    • @harrybadass8228
      @harrybadass8228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Beardie

    • @ductranviet893
      @ductranviet893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao bruh:)

  • @thesourcefinder
    @thesourcefinder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19046

    Other TH-camrs: "Hey guys, sorry for the long break"
    Michael: “Time is an Illusion”

    • @jhoja628
      @jhoja628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      Underrated

    • @tour1st736
      @tour1st736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      that made me laugh lol

    • @TrainedByHarper
      @TrainedByHarper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      soooooo acccurate

    • @otakujb1111
      @otakujb1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      lol

    • @janaahmed3415
      @janaahmed3415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH PLSSSSSSSSSSSSS I CANT THIS MADE ME WHEEZE-

  • @AleksanderKazecki
    @AleksanderKazecki 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1637

    I remember seeing a quote that went something like this:
    "Everything that was invented before you were born is a perfectly normal stuff, everything that was invented when you were a teenager is a fun, new thing and everything that was invented after you're 30 is a madness that disturbs the natural order of the world."

    • @ShsvCchdi
      @ShsvCchdi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      now the 2020 effect exist huh

    • @vitoc8454
      @vitoc8454 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

      It's probably Douglas Adams
      “I've come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies:
      1. Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.
      2. Anything that's invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.
      3. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.”
      -Douglas Adams, "The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time"

    • @kristoffersonsilverfox3923
      @kristoffersonsilverfox3923 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@vitoc8454 Now it seems like the world is being taken over by the later world view...

    • @lyricusthelame9395
      @lyricusthelame9395 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      For the life of me I can't tell if technology is advancing faster, slower, or the same as a decade ago and it sucks.

    • @PomsonGamingII
      @PomsonGamingII 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@kristoffersonsilverfox3923 Yeah people just don't understand what they're asking for

  • @chmtech
    @chmtech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23415

    Ludopsychohyperchronoentropia - the distance in time between two consecutive Vsauce videos

  • @ryanmatson8078
    @ryanmatson8078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Michael is a master of bringing you to the brink of existential crisis, and then pulling you back just far enough so that you've gained wisdom

  • @chubbyemu
    @chubbyemu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14737

    baby michael: he... h
    parents: aww he's about to say his first word 🥺
    baby michael: HEY vsauce, michael here

  • @aronbajric7959
    @aronbajric7959 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +443

    Never felt like this before in my whole life… i might need to take a walk to process all the things i've learned in this past 30 minutes. To have such videos online and for free is unbelieveable. Thank you for this mastepiece! For sure coming back to rewatch in some Time :)

    • @lando3318
      @lando3318 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Foreal

    • @talal_and_omar
      @talal_and_omar 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Have you rewatched i yet?

    • @rcpf3
      @rcpf3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You should watch Jacob geller if you like these types of videos :)

    • @ironrattlesnake3975
      @ironrattlesnake3975 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I have re-watched it 3rd-4th time since it was released. And each time it feels like it was longer than the video actually is. It is a video about perceptions of time, yet it completely messes with your perception of it while teaching you about them.

    • @aronbajric7959
      @aronbajric7959 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@talal_and_omar yes :)

  • @sUmEgIaMbRuS
    @sUmEgIaMbRuS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1715

    Holy hell, this _short short_ thing being described so accurately is *scary*

    • @someonehere4380
      @someonehere4380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      the short short is watching youtube with entertainment purposes and scrolling through Instagram.... man it makes time fly by but still we dont remember much

    • @tonysoprano4883
      @tonysoprano4883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      We can't seem to avoid the x short thing. Either it's long short or short short. We've just made it more comfortable to be bored.

    • @davidzwitser
      @davidzwitser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@tonysoprano4883 You can avoid long short or short short by learning to be stimulated more easily. Lower the amount of dopamine inducing stuff you do and try to extract interesting observations out of normally uninteresting seeming situations. That way you will not only be more observant and overal more excited, but you will also feel like you are doing something with your time.

    • @jilliantroumouhis773
      @jilliantroumouhis773 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree

    • @jilliantroumouhis773
      @jilliantroumouhis773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is kinda scary

  • @shawnwasabi
    @shawnwasabi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2700

    VSAUCE IS BACK IM SO HAPPY

  • @soundslikepizza
    @soundslikepizza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1924

    I missed you Michael

    • @TrustyJameo
      @TrustyJameo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hmm..sounds like pizza to me.

    • @enjoji
      @enjoji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love you Michael

    • @BAZZAROU812
      @BAZZAROU812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mike Obama...?

    • @theatticaddict
      @theatticaddict 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SMELLS LIKE POWER

    • @zylnexxd842
      @zylnexxd842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17
    @Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

    One of many illusions of time is that I could've sworn this video came out only 2 years ago

    • @tristantheoofer2
      @tristantheoofer2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      dude i think it came out like a year ago. its 3. i also keep thinkin 2016 was 5 or 6 years ago, it was 8.

  • @Taifun_TV
    @Taifun_TV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39895

    This video took so long to make because he needed his beard to grow

    • @dillontan5644
      @dillontan5644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1046

      intelligence 100

    • @SteveInLava
      @SteveInLava 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1347

      I know it only took a short while because of the time illusion

    • @SharkyQt
      @SharkyQt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +563

      Beardless Michael looks weird now...

    • @FireyDeath4
      @FireyDeath4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Usually people doing this kind of thing multitask and don't spend all their time waiting for one project...
      oh r/woooosh

    • @streetfood7568
      @streetfood7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@envalence450 how much sleep did you get last night

  • @jeppess1423
    @jeppess1423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    This type of "good old days" Vsauce is exactly what I needed right now.

    • @pmcomte
      @pmcomte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel that

  • @meows_and_woof
    @meows_and_woof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1060

    Michael shaving his beard for the sake of making a 2 seconds point in the video- definition of determination

    • @THE-NC2
      @THE-NC2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ohh that’s why he takes his time making the videos lol

    • @replynotificationsdisabled
      @replynotificationsdisabled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wish I had a woman that didn't want me to shave mine, so I could shave it and see what happens.

    • @mynamesjudge
      @mynamesjudge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe he just wanted to shave his beard.

    • @electron3114
      @electron3114 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yh

    • @socorpios99
      @socorpios99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he shaved it as a goal if a certain number of people registered to vote for the elections back in nov

  • @estieFa
    @estieFa 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

    Speaking of time, I'm new to this channel, and I'm disturbed by how much time has passed without my knowing such a brilliant youtuber exists.

    • @rioman6006
      @rioman6006 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      You‘re in for a treat friend

    • @jumentoqueanima
      @jumentoqueanima 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Better late than never! :D Enjoy dude! :D

    • @khiyabarrett1459
      @khiyabarrett1459 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It’s okay you will watch all of his videos in a week and then wait what feels like a lifetime for the next one and you’ll be on the same page as the rest of us

    • @ShsvCchdi
      @ShsvCchdi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I literally used to watch mindfield with my family as like a 10 year old

    • @jumentoqueanima
      @jumentoqueanima 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ShsvCchdi That's Awesome! :D

  • @hankjwimbleton6204
    @hankjwimbleton6204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8841

    Bro imagine if Micheal died and at the funeral he jumps ups at says "or am I" and goes to explain why circle aren't round

  • @brocknelson5521
    @brocknelson5521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4990

    Imagine being his daughter and asking a question about life

    • @ICM0n3y
      @ICM0n3y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      He better upload that response everytime so I can tune in and learn more information I didn't know I needed to know.

    • @clovercarroll8285
      @clovercarroll8285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

      "Hey, daughter, Dad here. What is life..."

    • @prttyodd
      @prttyodd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I imagined it.
      Cool

    • @Ashwagur
      @Ashwagur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      She would never ask a question again

    • @maryjoygelizon4268
      @maryjoygelizon4268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Ashwagur maybe but if she liked ut then shel start asking questions 3 times a day

  • @ilakyamathialagan6230
    @ilakyamathialagan6230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1271

    This gives a whole new perspective to “living in the moment”

    • @iforgorowl7590
      @iforgorowl7590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      -

    • @emmyhicks
      @emmyhicks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo Same

    • @MrBern91
      @MrBern91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Meh... Not really... I have always thought of time as the clock only to see which hour and minute I am on the day. After that, just let things happen and see where you end up. It is the most basic meaning to "live in the moment" and doesn't need to be more complicated than that. :) We all know that the "concept of time" is merely an illusion, it is a man-made thing. But do you think that wild animals, and the people who lived before this concept was concieved thought about it? No - they trusted their instincts and adapted, there's really no need to lose your brains over it.

    • @raphaidris5645
      @raphaidris5645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IM SPEECHLESS

    • @taicunmusic
      @taicunmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrBern91 Go to a psychologist my friend.
      You really seem like a broken person.

  • @destrygriffith3972
    @destrygriffith3972 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    One of the most fascinating things for me in the last decade has been the discovery of memories of FEELING.
    Do you ever remember not what happened or what things looked like or who said what, but how things FELT?
    I mean, of course you do. I'm assuming that you do too. But it blows my mind to become conscious of it.
    Because one of the things I realize is that you really can never step in the same river twice. Each time in my life, each era from months to years, to even days or weeks, feels completely different.
    And so in terms of memory what rocks my world the most is when I suddenly get triggered back into the feeling-vibe of what it was like to exist as me long ago.
    Not what happened.
    Not how things looked.
    But how they FELT.
    The whole vibe of that time of my life.
    I believe it's a completely unique concoction for every period and every time.
    And most crazily, for every person.

    • @TheGameChallenger
      @TheGameChallenger 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Damn I get that, "People may forget what you do or say, but they won't forget how you made them feel."

    • @sophicutler1492
      @sophicutler1492 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I especially can relate to that when it comes to meeting someone special and that connection made between myself and another person when I I initially knew there was no chance in hell that she would want to have anything to do with me, she was out of my league,whatever. It was almost, no wait, it was magic and every memory of those times brings that feeling back and I flyer to feel a bit of that magic again. For each of the major, most important relationships in my life this far, I get those same feelings and the almost synchronicity like vibes that the universe was giving me a gift of “it’s me, I’m on top and can’t be brought down” feeling.
      At least that is how it is for me and I think it’s along the lines of what you were describing.

  • @astraiosss7620
    @astraiosss7620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    The whole short long and long short goes along with how quarantine feels. every day of quarantine felt long because nothing was happening but all of 2020 seemed to be like a month

    • @carlbea
      @carlbea 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah

    • @brapa1190
      @brapa1190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea because Quarantine days is just so similar and repetitive

    • @pietroalessandrini
      @pietroalessandrini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Weird for me it's the opposite, every day goes by very fast because I built a precise routine and yet to think that 12 months ago there was no covid, people could gather without masks and taking a fries from your friends didn't feel dangerous. It feels like ages ago

    • @deluxx7
      @deluxx7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      S o true

  • @jannis1627
    @jannis1627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Could we please appreciate how this guy takes us on some kind of magical journey throughout his videos. He starts with one topic and then seems the end that video with this other, mildly unrelated topic but just as we thought the video is over he somehow closes the circle in the last 2 minutes and seamlessly connects them both. Again, well done Michael, well done!

    • @INDIOcomvoce1
      @INDIOcomvoce1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I never know if I'm watching Vsauce or the Simpsons

  • @nitromiyazaki
    @nitromiyazaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11167

    I appreciate the fact that this man spent literally 130 days to make a joke that lasted 10 seconds.

    • @greatsupper
      @greatsupper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +548

      I mean he and his goons had a lot of research to do for the vid

    • @Hoghiderrr
      @Hoghiderrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +733

      @@greatsupper “ *his* *goons* “

    • @xoTaken
      @xoTaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +520

      @@Hoghiderrr" his henchmen "

    • @nothomebutnotreally3782
      @nothomebutnotreally3782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      @@xoTaken his subordinates

    • @yernan4067
      @yernan4067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

      @@nothomebutnotreally3782 “his minions”

  • @paladin_bloodmoon1948
    @paladin_bloodmoon1948 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    I just realized, in the time travel segment of the video, if people in the past viewed their present as a continuation of their past, then that explains why they had a tendency to scrap things that we today would've tried to desperately preserve in a museum, so many old locomotives, tanks, and cars were never preserved other than by photograph, and I always wondered why that was, but now that I understand their worldview on the present, it makes sense now that actively preserving the past is as recent of a trend as it. thank you Michael, you open my eyes to so many things I had only wondered about in passing

    • @sego4125
      @sego4125 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      The thing is, we still do the same. We want to preserve something because it is old and acts as a window to the past, but most people don't care at all about things of the present. How many people keep their phones, cars... to be preserved for the future ? We look at the past and wonder how we would like to see things that have disappeared but are still remembered in texts, like Alexandria's lighthouse or castles or anything else, but barely think of how people in the future would wish the same with us. But as time goes by, we tend to preserve things from less and less old times so maybe one day we'll preserve the things of the present.

    • @TheRogueAdventurers
      @TheRogueAdventurers 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This thing is 10 years old. It's trash

    • @vitoc8454
      @vitoc8454 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I remember reading something about collectibles like toys and comics being rare and valuable because people played with/read them so much that they eventually got lost/destroyed. Plus, the *experience* of enjoying those things eventually gave them their sentimental (and thus monetary) value as collectibles.
      However, trying to preserve *new* things as "future" collectibles doesn't work as well because people don't interact with them as much. (e.g. those comics with "Collector's Edition" on the cover; new toys that go straight to storage in original packaging)

  • @KyleAllenMusic
    @KyleAllenMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3072

    Hey my comment is on here! THAT WAS 4 MONTHS AGO?!?

    • @DanteAlighieri585
      @DanteAlighieri585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Luke Steiner loooool

    • @JackTheChappers
      @JackTheChappers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Who else thought this was real as a kid

    • @ivang3021
      @ivang3021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      4 months ago? No way!!

    • @kennarajora6532
      @kennarajora6532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nice man.

    • @hts9060
      @hts9060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *Ladies and gents, Kyle has hit the big time.*

  • @TheMilitantHorse
    @TheMilitantHorse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4414

    "It's okay, shaved Michael doesn't exist, he can't hurt you."
    Shaved Michael: "Or can I?"

    • @AM23.
      @AM23. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol

    • @BeyondThePines0
      @BeyondThePines0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      ‘Music starts playing in background’ 😂😂

    • @JNSC_18
      @JNSC_18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      here before this gets 1000likes

    • @ruffles886
      @ruffles886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JNSC_18 here before your reply gets a sexual amount of likes.

    • @giannawild9904
      @giannawild9904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ruffles886 ...... pardon...?

  • @TheCarPassionChannel
    @TheCarPassionChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2947

    My mind is actually blown, I don't know how you keep making better videos year after year. And yeah the first time I saw videos of my parents, while being older than them, was weeeird

    • @o1syt
      @o1syt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Congratulations on 113k subscribers
      I have now 1.31k subscribers (:^( 😅

    • @decla00
      @decla00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey ya

    • @cedricrust9953
      @cedricrust9953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      tbh, this knowledge can be found in popular books. I have actually read aout the same examples he gives, too. So it really isn't all that amazing. Not to say it isn't good content

    • @robertomarin
      @robertomarin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah. It happened to me when I made 32 years and 3 months then I was older than my father never was. It was a really strange feeling. (He died when I was a baby with only 3 months). Ir is really strange, I’m 39 and still think my father is older on every picture I see from him 😢

    • @robertomarin
      @robertomarin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahah great illusion of time!

  • @petrhanzl8399
    @petrhanzl8399 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Insane how Micheal has been on the scene for ages and yet he is the one that does not change and pretty much nobody cares. Videos nowadays are flashy and fast, but Micheal is just same. Pure talent.

  • @cheeseheadfiddle
    @cheeseheadfiddle ปีที่แล้ว +1757

    Chronostatic: my older sister died in 1975. I was 11, she was 17.
    I still think of her as being older than me. Like if she popped back into this reality, she’d be 17, and I’d be “younger than her” but I’d be 58 at the same time.

    • @bigfloyd21
      @bigfloyd21 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      if she did pop back into reality she would be older than you

    • @sparkdaudios
      @sparkdaudios ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I think that it depends on context, so to say. Based on what they said, they likely mean if she popped back into reality as she was when she died, so she would be 17.

    • @vipcreatives
      @vipcreatives ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@bigfloyd21 He thinks of it this way because in his mind, his last memory of her is 17. Any way of her popping into reality is hypothetical.

    • @PolishCommunist750
      @PolishCommunist750 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bigfloyd21 the last memories of her were of a older sibling, so he remembers her like that.

    • @ImageRedacted
      @ImageRedacted ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Condolences...

  • @JohnMushitu
    @JohnMushitu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    And when the world needed him most, he came back....

    • @jooahukkinen7253
      @jooahukkinen7253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Copied comment.
      He was never gone.

    • @aaronlittle5478
      @aaronlittle5478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just in time

    • @calvingrace2538
      @calvingrace2538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FECAL

    • @ShalaJC
      @ShalaJC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats exactly what was going through my mind also, god damn we need vsauce now more than ever.

  • @Pleiades00
    @Pleiades00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2098

    Everybody gangsta ‘til Michael invents his own scientific terms

  • @Saint_Stives
    @Saint_Stives 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Can't say how many times I've had your channel recommended to me and just forgot to look it up but man this is an amazing rabbit hole of existentialism. Thanks for the good work bro

  • @kaneda317
    @kaneda317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "You may not have the time of your life but you'll have more time of your life"
    He's still got it

  • @JackTheChappers
    @JackTheChappers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5084

    Theory: Michael shaves his beard right after he makes a video, and waits until it grows back to post another video.

    • @othembelamndela843
      @othembelamndela843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Makes sense!

    • @willfelice702
      @willfelice702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I buy it

    • @Jakepf
      @Jakepf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Believable

    • @theblankettruth
      @theblankettruth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He may have saved, and grown it back for each clip of this video.

    • @orgyduster266
      @orgyduster266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      All he has to do is flex his brain and he grows a new beard.

  • @RoofOmnis
    @RoofOmnis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3540

    you heard him lads, stan michael to live longer

  • @habakaellis469
    @habakaellis469 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    The irony of this video is, at a random late night doom scrolling session, in the darkness of my room, i watched this whole video, only to head to the comments and have a bombastic yet profoud realization.... this video was published 3 years ago. What an even more cosmically hilarious moment in time. Unbeknowst to me, my body, and my brain, I legitimately thought this video was only a few months old.... Nope, try 3 WHOLE YEARS. Amazing video 🙏🏾.

    • @Grassdia
      @Grassdia 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😢I can’t stopppppppp

  • @Jake-ot8lo
    @Jake-ot8lo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Whenever I feel like time is moving too fast, I’m abruptly reminded how slow it really is when I’m trying to do a plank for exercise.

    • @confuciuslola
      @confuciuslola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just plank for life bro!

  • @mohidtahir5340
    @mohidtahir5340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3309

    My worst nightmare would be me standing in a dark place when suddenly I hear "Hey Vsauce, Michael Here...How fast can you run?"

    • @lonewolf711_
      @lonewolf711_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Reminds me of a joke I made once where I ran at my friend and shouted “Hey, Vsauce, Michael here... how quick can I kill you?”

    • @TempoChannel5
      @TempoChannel5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I would listen to him explaining how fast i can run..

    • @TempoChannel5
      @TempoChannel5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Or can you

    • @misfitcherries
      @misfitcherries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      WWII is now older today than it was to the American Civil War back then.

    • @l33g3ndar33
      @l33g3ndar33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@misfitcherries 😱🤯

  • @changwanyu4231
    @changwanyu4231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1080

    The image of Michael shaved is so unnerving.

    • @pafnutiytheartist
      @pafnutiytheartist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I am in a room. It is dark. I am tied to a chair and my hands are bound with rope. A small light flickers above me. I am hungry. When was the last time I ate? The small doorknob in the corner begins to twist. A door opens; my eyes flick up to meet him. It is none other than Michael Stevens, the host and owner Vsauce. I fill up with questions? Words clog my throat, thickening like honey, and as they smooth out and start to pour the words none can even come past my lips- Michael cuts me off. “I’ll be the one asking the questions.”
      He goes out of view, “where did he go?”, I wonder. There was a flash in front of me, revealing his face once more. He greeted me. “Hey Vsauce Michael here” my eyes wander and I become Starstruck, for right in front of me was Michael Stevens shirtless.
      He caressed my neckbeard slowly, he started rambling on. “Where are your fingers?” Sharpening his knife in a good ol’ pencil sharpener. He walks over to me, takes one look and says. “This is easier shirtless because dry cleaners ask questions about stains.” He starts tearing into my left thumb. Slowly chopping down, onto each finger. I was sweating so much that the aroma last nights Taco Bell was starting to fill the room. Unphased he says “Ya toes, hand ‘em over.”
      I stare into his eyes as he stares into mine. My eyes are filled with pleas for help, and his: lust. A lust which could not be satisfied by normal means. He demanded my toes again, but that were not satisfactory, for he wanted more.
      I had to get out, but I wanted to know more. My lust for knowledge grows ever greater with each passing second. Why was he doing this? Or rather why to me? I felt so helpless. I felt like I had been left alone in a sea or words, none of which I understand. Perhaps I had gotten lucky, being his choice, being chosen. I don’t know, maybe I’m just the crazy one.
      I stared where my toes once were. I guess he took them, my toes. I had handed them over, what else could he want? “I will now ask the question, What makes us ask questions?” He knew my question, for he had known it from the start.

    • @ezequielcastellanos6919
      @ezequielcastellanos6919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pafnutiytheartist wtf 😂

    • @hairystyles180
      @hairystyles180 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pafnutiytheartist i cant stop laughing at this. bravo 100/10

    • @Yasi_nzi
      @Yasi_nzi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had a panic attack

    • @wewuzkangz93
      @wewuzkangz93 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pafnutiytheartist that was fucking beautiful

  • @GenghisClaus
    @GenghisClaus 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The way that you warp space around your head is really inspiring

  • @NecrosVideos
    @NecrosVideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3372

    I missed you Michael!

  • @97rob97
    @97rob97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    I almost forgot about that strange existential feeling after watching Vsauce episode

    • @Jowbreak
      @Jowbreak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It feels good doesn't it? I watched some older Vsauce video's last time. 10/10 would recommend.

    • @97rob97
      @97rob97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Jowbreak Yeaaah, exactly the same. I watch almost all episodes once a year. It always feels great

    • @AManOnline.
      @AManOnline. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The feeling of pure nostalgia

    • @snakeish8667
      @snakeish8667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Education flavored post nut clarity

    • @calholli
      @calholli 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not this 'time but the other times, like last time we made time to take time to put time in and get more time to do your time timelessly in a timely manner.

  • @BronzeSpaceComet
    @BronzeSpaceComet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    “You might not have the time of your life, but you’ll have more time... of your life.”
    I love this.

    • @warspyking
      @warspyking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We can't earn back wasted time but we can prevent time wasted

    • @Marnige
      @Marnige 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I literally scroll down the comments right as this comment became the subtitle of what Michael said.

    • @vuks-fj7fl
      @vuks-fj7fl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@warspyking yet we all continue to waste time consciously of this... ah, humans...

    • @zain4019
      @zain4019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eckhart Tolle’s ‘The Power of Now’ says exactly this. It’s as easy as listening to the silence. Life transforms this way.

    • @paraworldblue
      @paraworldblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's like if Good Riddance by Green Day was a Ted Talk

  • @aspiwri664
    @aspiwri664 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I stumbled upon this video during a time in my life in which I feel like my life is passing right before me. The past 10 years feel so long ago but the size of it feels so little, this feeling of impending doom keeps coming back every night, my life is passing.. Realizations that I will never be a child or a teenager again, hell I'll never be in my 20's and soon I'll never be young again. Its all so weird and scary. Thank you for this video, it didnt quite ease my time paranoia but at least I've found some comfort that what I'm experiencing is.. real. The very nature of life, things choices situations discussions experiences, everything.

    • @HorukAI
      @HorukAI 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Exactly my thoughts and feelings. The only thing I surely know is that my life will pass in the blink of an eye, and in a moment I will open them as an old man. I’m looking my parents going through their old age, and I feel their dimmed despair.
      I know that perspective is the king, and I’m almost always fine, distracted with everyday life, still always comparing and measuring moments and time, and I believe that scream of ego will persist until I conceive something more important than my own life.

  • @natesilvers2166
    @natesilvers2166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3112

    One of the strangest feelings for me was the day I turned 28 and outlived my father, I always saw him in photos as a man but at 28 I still felt like a kid.

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      🖤

    • @Jesdmalg
      @Jesdmalg ปีที่แล้ว +243

      A kid indeed, and a heavy burden to carry on beyond him. Stay strong, my friend.

    • @justthatgirl-ct4jo
      @justthatgirl-ct4jo ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Yep, I'm now older than my dad was when he adopted me. He was 35 and I'm now 37. It feels weird.

    • @timfagan816
      @timfagan816 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I know the feeling. When I hit 29 and was older than my dad, I'm 6 years older than him now. It's a very weird. Feeling indeed. I feel like a kid still when I look back at photos of him, or talk to my my mum. But I'm almost old enough to have a midlife crisis. And be old as balls, when I was was the age I feel as a kid taking tk my mum. It's such a weird weird feeling. I can never put it into words. Sorry for your loss big man! Look after yourself mate.

    • @Cjs3315
      @Cjs3315 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably died of aids from getting butt fucked by too many black dudes lol

  • @Grotmonster92
    @Grotmonster92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    The Vsauce Paradox - No matter how long, a Vsauce video always feels too short.

    • @georgf9279
      @georgf9279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ... and too long ago.

    • @v3-schneider560
      @v3-schneider560 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is so true

    • @personpeoplepeoplepersons5722
      @personpeoplepeoplepersons5722 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @zakiacanada3468
      @zakiacanada3468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      surprisingly this one feels long to me.

    • @unktheunk1428
      @unktheunk1428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not for lack of content, it's because of the fragmented nature of the concepts put forward. differing trains of thought menially subdividing our experience with the content, with the appearance of time passing being attached to other, more distant trains of thought.

  • @eelkezuidhoek3865
    @eelkezuidhoek3865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    At last, *He* has returned to enlighten humanity once again

    • @papakilo-2750
      @papakilo-2750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they/them people has entered the chat

    • @catyasna12
      @catyasna12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@papakilo-2750 what does that have to do with anything

    • @bushy2.018
      @bushy2.018 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      King

    • @colbiebergeron3322
      @colbiebergeron3322 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@catyasna12 it’s a joke. It’s meant to mock something

    • @tsuhohuang2240
      @tsuhohuang2240 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was waiting for his beard to grow back

  • @TCASAnalytics
    @TCASAnalytics 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I've always been fascinated by the fact that my parents seemed so much older than I feel when my kid was at that age. The music they listened to was old and corny, "The Oldies", but my kid always loved my generations' music "Nirvana, Snoop, Dr. Dre) and I still listen to the music of his generation (Polo G, Lil' Wayne, Lady Gaga). I still feel that the Alternative music of the 90's is so timeless that if the Nirvana Nevermind album were only just now released, it would be just as massive a success as it was back then.

    • @DarthLiam-gd1wc
      @DarthLiam-gd1wc 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I feel as if most pop music dating back to early sixties probably would work similarly, anything before that sounds too foreign for modern ears

  • @SpicyChickenSammichPodcast
    @SpicyChickenSammichPodcast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8472

    VSauce is actively pioneering the genre of educational horror

    • @SyoDraws
      @SyoDraws ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Lol

    • @niduberi
      @niduberi ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Don't forget about Kurzgesagt

    • @yuanwang9324
      @yuanwang9324 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      @@niduberi Kurzgesagt is more existential, which Vsauce has too. But Michael is deranged, he wasn't the same man after leaving the white room and doing hard drugs in a foreign country for mindfield

    • @Hazztech
      @Hazztech ปีที่แล้ว +8

      (Lovecraft)

    • @tulsanify
      @tulsanify ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Facts!

  • @singularity3724
    @singularity3724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Michael has gone from saying "this is what is referred to as..." to "this is what I call...". The student of life has become the master.

    • @shantheman9922
      @shantheman9922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think it's because he's making up words now, instead of using ones that other people already made.

    • @Sunro7
      @Sunro7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I noticed this and had to run it back. Vsauce is really giving us video essays to be referenced by people of the future. if this were the 1800s he would have submitted the transcript to some journal of science.

    • @MasterJunus
      @MasterJunus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Sunro7 If he was considered an educated man by the intellectual elite, he might do so today. He instead chose instead to educate us simpletons, and for that I am grateful.

  • @mesadrums375
    @mesadrums375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    I never thought you’d come back..... it’s like seeing your childhood best friend again.

    • @aname8240
      @aname8240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's exactly what it kind of is for me

    • @Ponyfox
      @Ponyfox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What @Alex said.

  • @JamesGowan
    @JamesGowan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Times flies when you’re having fun.

    • @zaclaplant3001
      @zaclaplant3001 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Time's fun when you're having a fly

  • @softmocha2710
    @softmocha2710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Vsauce's videos that are 10 years old feel like they're just a month old. The same goes for the videos that just a couple of days old but feel that they're just a 6 years old video that you just didn't watch yet.

  • @Volksgeist
    @Volksgeist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    This was so good

    • @ruubyss1
      @ruubyss1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah it was

    • @Xenomnipotent
      @Xenomnipotent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Or was it...?

    • @tatojames6204
      @tatojames6204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it will be

    • @kieran6201
      @kieran6201 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's literally just going over stuff he's talked about in previous videos though

    • @PlanetConner
      @PlanetConner 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They always are

  • @SurfacedStudio
    @SurfacedStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1383

    Probably one of the best TH-cam videos I've watched in a very *long* time! No wonder these 30 minutes went by in an instant ;)

    • @SurfacedStudio
      @SurfacedStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @GuruTheCoder I live on the internet :D

    • @SurfacedStudio
      @SurfacedStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ANALFARMER3 Haha, seen that too and that was pretty adorable. This one felt like it had a little more substance to it though :D

    • @narieee2543
      @narieee2543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice Short long experience there

    • @zurakun7731
      @zurakun7731 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only i touched the screen at 2:19

    • @bradcarroll3719
      @bradcarroll3719 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about looking back at it retrospectively? lol

  • @robbaholic
    @robbaholic 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Absolute love these videos.
    Doing 30 days in jail felt like 3 months,
    while I was in there.
    Now it feels like a blip in my past, I can’t really remember more than maybe a couple of hours total.

  • @s_lausen3808
    @s_lausen3808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    When Michael says "Or will you" There's no turning back

    • @DodInTheSky
      @DodInTheSky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or is there?

    • @itsdalion6612
      @itsdalion6612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DodInTheSky *Vsauce music plays*

    • @clydearrownyvi
      @clydearrownyvi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@itsdalion6612 Or does it?

    • @Frantic_FPS
      @Frantic_FPS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So the things here that heres the thing

    • @LDRAGO1705
      @LDRAGO1705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4Head

  • @PaperPatriot
    @PaperPatriot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2248

    I wonder if this will still be a banger in 2030 like it is now in 2016

    • @brucehall2877
      @brucehall2877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Stop confusing people.

    • @Soulcubb
      @Soulcubb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Wha?????

    • @Frankcarpg
      @Frankcarpg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      please, i beg you

    • @miguelsk8119
      @miguelsk8119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Go to sleep

    • @Milan-db3uy
      @Milan-db3uy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      :/

  • @jeremybasset9041
    @jeremybasset9041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1112

    My brain automatically read "1 year ago"
    I had to do a double take to realise this came out yesterday

    • @tx2811
      @tx2811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ME TOO :D

    • @lernit9925
      @lernit9925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      dude same, have we been tricked by youtube? or have our brains fooled us to believing this way. anyways it's a sign that we miss michaels video.

    • @stefanoukios
      @stefanoukios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh my gosh me too!

    • @yuuri_
      @yuuri_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      appropriate for the subject of this video

    • @stefanoukios
      @stefanoukios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yuuri_ most certainly!

  • @shookone568
    @shookone568 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This guy’s videos are just brilliant.

  • @sambhav6385
    @sambhav6385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1645

    Beardless Michael is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.

  • @kimberlykenyon9440
    @kimberlykenyon9440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1555

    Michael without a beard makes me think he will try to steal chipmunks and force them to sing

    • @zylnexxd842
      @zylnexxd842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol...

    • @crusty_cookie3099
      @crusty_cookie3099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He looks kinna jeff bezos

    • @Pussmash
      @Pussmash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's a much much cooler David cross tho.

    • @lilyjr.1384
      @lilyjr.1384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1 John 1:9 If we confess our sins He is faithful and just to forgive us and cleanse us from all unrighteousness

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

  • @JagIsOnline
    @JagIsOnline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    I cannot stress just how blessed I feel to live in a time where this content is available to me for essentially nothing. Never die, Michael.

    • @tylerl4320
      @tylerl4320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Besides your literal data and personal privacy

    • @unoriginalcopy9844
      @unoriginalcopy9844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tylerl4320 privacy is subjective. What even is privacy

    • @Raage.
      @Raage. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tylerl4320 privacy is a myth lol.

    • @xtrnl999
      @xtrnl999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr. I hope Marnie treats him like the treasure he is.

    • @gabrieldiaz5274
      @gabrieldiaz5274 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tylerl4320 literally didn’t have to say literally but whatever

  • @lukas_mjs
    @lukas_mjs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    this has to be one of the best vsauce videos ever

  • @adebear7944
    @adebear7944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3512

    Imagine if VSauce took a 7 month break just so Michael could shave his beard and grow it back again

  • @fahadtherandomguy4981
    @fahadtherandomguy4981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2011

    He really shaved his entire beard and grew it back for a video. Sheer dedication

    • @anonanon3066
      @anonanon3066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Shear lmao

    • @fodle1876
      @fodle1876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      actually he filmed the parts with his beard first then shaved it and filmed the rest

    • @cospokot5324
      @cospokot5324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@anonanon3066 i was about to correct you and now i feel dumb lmao

    • @tomascostaPT
      @tomascostaPT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A

    • @bndzmrno
      @bndzmrno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@anonanon3066 beat me to it lol

  • @HanSolo__
    @HanSolo__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    I start to think - Michael is a *genius* in promoting such important, abstract, high-level thoughts and values. How, some, can not love him? Is this even possible?

    • @JohnKneeYoung
      @JohnKneeYoung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes. It is..... Or is it? 🤔

    • @cr1s1s0ff41th
      @cr1s1s0ff41th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JohnKneeYoung Well it turns out
      It is

    • @TheLegoJungle
      @TheLegoJungle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well he did win first place in a public speaking competition.
      It was his first public speech. And he talked about ketchup.

    • @sinisterz3r090
      @sinisterz3r090 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is your english

    • @jamiehess5274
      @jamiehess5274 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I appreciate him

  • @t474k
    @t474k 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “And if you’re 25” felt so exposing for a sec, specially while lying in bed awake at 1 am, doing shit all with my societal life, trying to figure out wtf time is and how I’m supposed to feel the present if I only understand the past. But, also made me happy that probably the demographic of the channel shows that this is about the age of most of us who are thinking about the same stuff. I hope we are all doing what we want ❤️

  • @HarperHarpsichord
    @HarperHarpsichord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1421

    It’s crazy to think this is already a year old

    • @blevin2383
      @blevin2383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ikr

    • @jmarch_503
      @jmarch_503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Stinkeye Jones nope

    • @Fishiest
      @Fishiest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ikr

    • @tomrotterford4551
      @tomrotterford4551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You know what's crazy? The fact that when I checked this video out a week ago, this video was published 2 months ago. But NOW , it's only published 1 month ago. WTF , I also wrote a comment about this and it was deleted.
      ALSO, i checked this channel EVERY single day for the past month and a month ago this video didn't exist.
      Seriously, wtf is going on.

    • @tomrotterford4551
      @tomrotterford4551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Stinkeye Jones bro I hope there's other people like me that noticed

  • @TheLongHairedFellow
    @TheLongHairedFellow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    The strange thing about Michael's beard being gone is that it only felt like a month ago that I saw he shaved it on Twitter, only to realize that was over 4 months ago. He played us all!

    • @bingobangini
      @bingobangini 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Truee

    • @ashh472
      @ashh472 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I couldn't believe it when I realized

  • @Weezer1801
    @Weezer1801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    From a VSauce video like 5 years ago. I still think of this nearly ever day:
    Sonder: the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own - populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries, and inherited craziness - an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you'll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk.

    • @gregdabrat
      @gregdabrat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Huh

    • @LinasDirbaDarbus
      @LinasDirbaDarbus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too! btw I think it was from a video on "@scuresorrows" channel

    • @dinfarligma8525
      @dinfarligma8525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What video

    • @mukundamodell
      @mukundamodell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As a random drive-by youtube comment.

    • @camerynr8344
      @camerynr8344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ever since i watched this video i’ve literally never looked at strangers the same. i KNOW that they live their own lives but at the same time my brain refuses to accept that fact.

  • @Patbach
    @Patbach 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What was mind-blowing seeing this video just now is realising I had already seen it probably 3 years ago but remembered almost nothing but briefs segments about it 🤯

  • @MUSQUIZanimation
    @MUSQUIZanimation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    Micheal is the only person that can give me this kinda existential crisis.
    I’ve missed him.

    • @saltyboi1480
      @saltyboi1480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lookup "exurb1a"

    • @lemonroi
      @lemonroi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@saltyboi1480 THANKYOU another entertaining fun talk

    • @hassaanbangash4294
      @hassaanbangash4294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@saltyboi1480 I was literally about to type this and then opened the replies. Exurb1a is something else entirely

    • @dynamid4540
      @dynamid4540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@saltyboi1480 I was literally going for the same reply but I was also going to be someone else did it vefore me. Glad I wasn't disappointed

    • @dynamid4540
      @dynamid4540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hassaanbangash4294 WAIT *spiderman meme*

  • @AuthenTech
    @AuthenTech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1401

    Sooo trippy, the brain is amazing! "Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes."

    • @wesleymercer4536
      @wesleymercer4536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dang

    • @maartenbondt9600
      @maartenbondt9600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The toilet paper illusion

    • @Yasuovic
      @Yasuovic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maartenbondt9600 😂😂

    • @alxjones
      @alxjones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is actually a pretty oft-discussed thing in the weight loss community, not as a temporal effect but a physical one. Usually called the "paper towel effect" or something of the sort, the idea is that losing the same amount of weight/fat will look like a more drastic change when you're smaller, and less when you're larger. This leads to many feeling like they don't get any smaller for a few months, but then all of a sudden start dropping pant sizes every few weeks, despite their records showing a consistent and constant rate of weight/fat loss.

    • @coreybrittliffe7362
      @coreybrittliffe7362 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plateaus at 50 mate

  • @Naxthural
    @Naxthural 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1871

    Beardless Michael doesn't exist. He can't hurt you.
    Beardless Michael:

    • @borctree5481
      @borctree5481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Bearded Michael WILL hurt you

    • @Litepaw
      @Litepaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Scary

    • @theprotato5628
      @theprotato5628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I had suddenly gotten scared as soon as he lost his beard

    • @TrossardWasUnavailable
      @TrossardWasUnavailable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Local beardless man educates 10,000,000 people with nostaliga

    • @illestvillain1971
      @illestvillain1971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I came to comment this... And one of the first I saw was this. I'm tripping rn ://

  • @Cody98555
    @Cody98555 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You know, I used to watch long form videos in 2012 because they were entertaining. Now I love watching them, because they are a good way to "slow down" time and appreciate something in this world... also i am still entertained. :D I love this vid.

  • @peter_d
    @peter_d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3183

    I've always thought it was so strange when passing vehicles on the road that every person has their own life. Like where are all these people going and what are they doing?

    • @adringtm
      @adringtm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      Could say the same thing about you, you wrote this comment but who you really are?

    • @RickCarlson
      @RickCarlson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      I'm exactly the same. I like watching live cams like Times Square in NY and marveling that all of those people are really doing something and have ZERO concept that I'm sitting here in my house looking at them.

    • @shmoolia953
      @shmoolia953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      yes! Yes!! this!!!

    • @HaikesXO
      @HaikesXO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I’m on my way to McDonald’s hby

    • @su4v398
      @su4v398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dont dive into solosim yo it bucks your head up like no tomorrow

  • @alnimri
    @alnimri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    Haven't watched Vsauce for a while now, yet TH-cam simply knows everyone is going to watch this, so might as well recommend it.

    • @_Umbrael_
      @_Umbrael_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Come on guys, one more like and it will be at 69.
      Edit: And we all know it is going to happen because of some jerk, but please don't like it above 69.

    • @THE-NC2
      @THE-NC2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vsauce is literally the god of recommended videos

    • @serenasonoma5686
      @serenasonoma5686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So accurate lol

    • @alnimri
      @alnimri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@_Umbrael_ I saw this reply 30 minutes after it was posted and people already broke it. Rest in peace, "funny number".

    • @alnimri
      @alnimri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@THE-NC2 yessir

  • @pranavpipariya8556
    @pranavpipariya8556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    The fact that this video is available for free on the internet is insane. It's a legit movie.

    • @altnarrative
      @altnarrative 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How is it a movie?

    • @Chipserz
      @Chipserz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@altnarrative probably means with how much work was put in to it and the level of intricacies it has

    • @soupypoupy53
      @soupypoupy53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Chipserz yeah can agree with that

    • @ronwesilen4536
      @ronwesilen4536 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fact that you think this video is free is insane (unless you are blocking all the ads)

    • @Chipserz
      @Chipserz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ronwesilen4536 well technically we don’t pay actual currency, we just pay some of our time to maybe a 15 second ad at the beginning

  • @alstuart
    @alstuart 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The information in this video is timeless.

  • @greatbluegamer2394
    @greatbluegamer2394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1360

    Everyone: Where's Michael?
    Michael: Alright let's just shave my beard for a 30 second intro

    • @merlyonwilcoe1006
      @merlyonwilcoe1006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He looks so much different without it.

    • @ahuman._.4991
      @ahuman._.4991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Actually if you don't know
      He shave because of Mrbeast 2020 TH-cam rewind
      There was a clip of Michael where he loses his face hairs.

    • @paul-ye3ut
      @paul-ye3ut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I will tell the future to anyone that likes my comment

    • @duckietheduck
      @duckietheduck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Both this comment and the reply are wrong. He shaved his beard as part of a campaign to get people to register to vote. When 10,000 people registered to vote using his link, he shaved it.

    • @aceman0000099
      @aceman0000099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ahuman._.4991 he actually shaved his hair months before that, they just added the clip to rewind. He put it on his channel D!NG in like August or something

  • @YoursTrulyMrsMoores
    @YoursTrulyMrsMoores 3 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    I remember sitting down to watch this video thinking "wow, a half hour?", and then, just like that Michael is saying "and as always. Thanks for watching". Yeah, time is strange.

    • @datjap8883
      @datjap8883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Samee

    • @senmetwo42
      @senmetwo42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ... Or is it?
      Lol jk it is.

    • @GetFunnied
      @GetFunnied 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      when you are interested in a subject ur brain collects more information than normal when so time speeds up

    • @dtraveler3080
      @dtraveler3080 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/yTmPDQV6DZA/w-d-xo.html

    • @alricktostig
      @alricktostig 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see Michael and I click, I don't even see the time.

  • @oschong6928
    @oschong6928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    I firmly believe that if the universe is a simulation, Michael is a character specifically designed to help us complete the main quest.

    • @ohyeahyeah4312
      @ohyeahyeah4312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Protagonist syndrome

    • @Ashwagur
      @Ashwagur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean if the world is a simulation there was evidence to back it up. Like when you just walk through a door and you just blank could be an action being canceled. Or just going to the fridge for absolutely no reason could be a quick save. Vsauce being a guide makes some sense.

    • @admiralanonymous9981
      @admiralanonymous9981 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ashwagur now you got me thinking

    • @AutPen38
      @AutPen38 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unfortunately, there is no quest. You just get switched off when the random number generator picks your number. Your pixels will be recycled to make another simulated character.

  • @mpregsonic5874
    @mpregsonic5874 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is why mindfulness meditation is so powerful for many people. Yes it takes time to practice it and start feeling the positive effects but in return someone meditating will perceive the new mindful world they live in at a slower rate.

  • @c.j.1089
    @c.j.1089 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    Wow, this was an emotion rollercoaster of a video. I felt old, I felt young, I felt like I was missing out, I felt like it was too late, I felt like I hadn't even started. I felt like I had been born, I felt like I had died. I felt like I possibly may never die. Good grief.

    • @dariusdaguerre3535
      @dariusdaguerre3535 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Wow! This is quite poetic!

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dariusdaguerre3535And yet it makes absolutely no sense

    • @quinn7894
      @quinn7894 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I like the use of the words "Good grief". I feel like they perfectly literally describe these feelings that you had.

    • @cerbcatalin4091
      @cerbcatalin4091 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boo , scared you from the future♥️

    • @piiinkDeluxe
      @piiinkDeluxe ปีที่แล้ว

      And that's why this is my favorite video!

  • @dhiaghouma929
    @dhiaghouma929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4645

    The fact that 2040 is closer than 2000 blows my mind.

    • @obamaprism9458
      @obamaprism9458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Yeah.....

    • @dazza2350
      @dazza2350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Guess I'm Donkey Kong because I Don't Care

    • @Sockren
      @Sockren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      this comment sounds more stupid the more you read it lmao

    • @Ryan-he1eh
      @Ryan-he1eh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@Sockren how?? He's right

    • @ThomasJr
      @ThomasJr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      wrong, it's a mere 1 year difference

  • @sadbot6611
    @sadbot6611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    I always remember something my dad said: “Electric windows used to be a luxury, but now my car talks to me.”

    • @eduardopaderes2018
      @eduardopaderes2018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Electric windows?

    • @MrSir-wl9hh
      @MrSir-wl9hh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@eduardopaderes2018 I think they’re referring to the car windows

    • @janessamartinez5390
      @janessamartinez5390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@eduardopaderes2018 I think they mean rolling the window up and down

    • @Fighterofthenightman_
      @Fighterofthenightman_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aye he ain’t wrong

    • @kingofthebums
      @kingofthebums 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who's car is talking? I'm not doubting that some do. I just haven't seen that yet. Is it a tesla thing?

  • @robyncore
    @robyncore 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    A 30min Vsauce video feels like 5min, a 5min Vsauce vid feels like 30min and I love both

  • @somerandom12yearoldinhismu76
    @somerandom12yearoldinhismu76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1985

    Me: *living normally*
    Michael: *breathes*
    Me: *considering my whole life and existence*

    • @oOWinterNightOo
      @oOWinterNightOo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Egg T 11

    • @droidnick
      @droidnick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What is a mums base?

    • @bouncydachon
      @bouncydachon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@droidnick it says basement for me

    • @Herbdeanius
      @Herbdeanius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bouncydachon it says in his mum for me

    • @randomperson-gp3kh
      @randomperson-gp3kh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m bri ish

  • @SoyanOsman
    @SoyanOsman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1312

    HE'S BACK

    • @senpai-nb6wf
      @senpai-nb6wf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao u thought you'll get 1mil likes didn't u lmfaooo

    • @SoyanOsman
      @SoyanOsman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@senpai-nb6wf not really why would I?

    • @electron3114
      @electron3114 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SoyanOsman verified

    • @harpot678
      @harpot678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He literally waited months to record this video to grow, cut, then regrow his beard.

    • @panmanishere412
      @panmanishere412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or is he?

  • @bennygoat
    @bennygoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    my great grandmother was actually born in the 1920s and is still around today at 94!!
    it's so surreal hearing links to the past where she talks about WW2 in the moment but we know about it from books and history, and her great grandparents could've talked about the mid 1800s to her in the moment as well and what the late Industrial Era was like!! it's all surreal and in perspective of a greater chain stretching back and linking all of human history

    • @kjlandon9140
      @kjlandon9140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      my great grandmother was born in 1918, and died at 97
      She met her great grandmother who died when she was 3
      1838-1921
      that kinda freaks me out but is also cool to think about

    • @BLIZETHLIZCEO
      @BLIZETHLIZCEO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mine just passed away age 121

    • @skullchimes
      @skullchimes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Think my grandmother would be 98 this year, she passed at 95, when i was younger she would tell stories but I didn't care enough to remember anything

    • @armstrong.r
      @armstrong.r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BLIZETHLIZCEO My condolences, but that is fucking wild. My great-grandmother is currently 98 and it's weird to think about "the 90s, the 80s, the 70s..." all the way to the 20s and realize she's experienced them all in their entirety. Another 2 decades on top of that is nearly unfathomable.

    • @paisenpaisen
      @paisenpaisen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      imo living past 90 is torture

  • @IggyB-Music
    @IggyB-Music ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    1:29 amazing song choice

  • @Cuestar
    @Cuestar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1234

    we needed this michael. thank you, my love

  • @DwijeshDookraz
    @DwijeshDookraz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Seeing Michael without a beard is like seeing that kid who always wore glasses without glasses

    • @biboymasky2647
      @biboymasky2647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was that kid

    • @KevVideos06
      @KevVideos06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@biboymasky2647 Oof

    • @gracepope4537
      @gracepope4537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@biboymasky2647 same 😂

    • @brapa1190
      @brapa1190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My Classmate forgot his glasses at home I thought his nose got bigger and his eyes got smaller but it's just really his face without glasses

    • @biboymasky2647
      @biboymasky2647 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ my friend said I look like a serial killer without my glasses

  • @caoimhinmccann4449
    @caoimhinmccann4449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    Beardless Michael isn't real he can't hurt you.
    Beardless Michael:

    • @Ashwagur
      @Ashwagur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You took my comment!

    • @Mo_Real_Official
      @Mo_Real_Official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stfu

    • @hanss7406
      @hanss7406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Ashwagur bruh your comment is 19 hours ago while his comment is 1 day ago (1 day = 24 hours)

    • @meat_doughnuts3457
      @meat_doughnuts3457 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hanss7406 your*

    • @Jack29165
      @Jack29165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Ashwagur it’s not like it’s original anyway... or funny either tbh

  • @alazziz1277
    @alazziz1277 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Came here again from your "latest" shorts as of "now" (Size of history). Apparently its feels more relevant now even though this video came out 3 years ago. As a guy living in his 22nd year, the past 3 years felt super fast, like short short. The things I did in the past 3 years affected my "life" more, but affects so little of my self compared to the decade before 3 years ago. I still remember taking my final exam for my previous semester, and yesterday I finished another final exam for my current semester.
    I know I'm still young but the amount of information being absorbed everyday made me feel I should know more (being wiser/older) than I need to be, to stay relevant to my "life". I'm scared of the things I wanted or needed to know, as I believe my lifespan would either be to insufficient to know all those knowledge or long enough to forget the things I learned or needed to learn.
    Again thanks for the video Michael. Hoping to see you next time whenever I forget this video existed in my life.