I just imagined how spongebob would end up being eaten by his on home, or that one episode(The best day ever, I think)where those bugs were eating everything and would’ve gotten eaten by the pineapple inside out.
*For all of you freaking out about pineapples:* Literally they're giving an overexaggeration of how acid works, and there's MUCH more acid in sour candies than in pineapples. There's absolutely nothing wrong with eating pineapples OR sour candy.
Apparently, it s because of the enzyme it contains, Bromelain... That enzyme digests proteins and it s technically "eating you"...Some people who are sensitive to it might experience bleeding gums and what not equivalent to minor scratches...But it s the same way people claimed that Coca-Cola disolves your teeth (If you keep it in your mouth for a reallllly long time, which is not realistic at all)...
@@mollytaylor8122 I don t think Coke strips steel, it does however make rust removal too easy...Which, if I recal corectly, you can do the same thing with vinegar...
Regarding the pineapple, yes, it can eat away at your flesh. It’s often used as a tenderizer to soften meat. As for eating it, it can’t kill you if you digest it first.
@Venom Snek Jesus, Lover of chastity, Mary, Mother most pure, and Joseph, chaste guardian of the Virgin, to you I come at this hour, begging you to plead with God for me. I earnestly wish to be pure in thought, word and deed in imitation of your own holy purity. Obtain for me, then, a deep sense of modesty which will be reflected in my external conduct. Protect my eyes, the windows of my soul, from anything that might dim the luster of a heart that must mirror only Christlike purity. And when the "Bread of Angels becomes the Bread of me" in my heart at Holy Communion, seal it forever against the suggestions of sinful pleasures. Heart of Jesus, Fount of all purity, have mercy on us.
Isaac: Hey, did you know pinaples grow on trees? Zack: Did you just misspell pineapples? Isaac: Sorry, autocorrected haha Zack: We’re talking right now, what the hell? Isaac: *wipes forehead* Zack: Don’t wipe my forehead again.
@@southernwulf530 it still wasn't necessary?? I'm American but I didn't say "Imposter! Imposter! The quing of England is fake! btw I'm american". Even so, it doesn't matter at all. No one was asking where you were from.
Isn't there a passage in one of the four contradictory stories where Jesus says the person he'll hand the bread to will betray him, then the "Messiah" gives bread to Judas, but no-one else at the table takes note of that?
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@@peoplewhoroleplayincomment4000 Quit being a fucking ignorant person and go talk to real furries where you'll learn that not all of them are zoophiles.
@@-firathelightpheonix-3117 Aww, awe you offended? Does wittwe fuwwy-defendew Fiwa feew wike they've been pewsonyawwy attacked? Aww I'm sowwy ;( I'ww pway a sad song fow you on the wowwd's smawwest viowin.
@@ThatOneLeek Nice uwu -speak, that was very "furry" of you. Go read a book, child. {Edit} And no, I wasn't personally attacked, I'm just fed up with all of the ignorance in this world.
@@jewelxiat see the funny thing is, all of our senses of humor is so devolved, we've begun to laugh at stuff like this.... We being the entirety of the internet.
@@noone6991 the original ones are almost tooth breakingly hard, they still make that kind (and a newer coffee flavor too that I am looking at right now lol) but they did indeed create a chewy version I believe in the last 90s or early 2000s
Here’s what I recommend you do right now 1.go to the My Chemical Romance TH-cam channel 2.find the “Helena” music video 3.realize that a funeral isn’t complete without the deceased coming back to life.
Teenager: Oh crap, mom's gonna kill me Fetus: Oh crap, mom's gonna kill me Mom: *Heart attack* Fetus: Oh never mind Teenager: *kills self* I apologize in advance
Not gonna lie, I treat meat with a bit of pineapple before seasoning/cooking to start digesting the proteins and tenderize the flesh. It works extremely well.
Petition for him to say "My Namien is Damien"
*F U C K N O*
And i am very famien.
YASSSSSS
Yes
DYL/SIM
*y e s*
Joke
Me: that's pretty funny
Damien: *W H E E Z E*
Soviet Union nice
Noic
Soyuz nerushimy,????????
Blyat
Come on comrades let’s laugh at this joke and starve to death
Friends are kind of like toast.
If you set them on fire, they are crunchy.
Little Potato at least you tried
Little Potato *KWISPY*
I like my friends with a C r o n c h
Krispy Friends Are Best Friends
R/cursedcomments
No one:
My brain at 2 am: **thinks about Damien’s laugh and makes me start laughing too**
teacher: why u laughing
me: nothing
me: *emkay has a reddit*
@Dylan Schell Blazkowikz yep, and i'm proud
Dylan Schell Blazkowikz not all furries are part of the dark side 😤🥺
@@eclipsegeckothesecond8982 thank you.
SweetTeaX wait omg hi
What
The title reminds me of that one:
Hermione: Harry, I'm pregnant
Harry Potter: fetus deletus!
dO do Do DO Dooooo dOOOooO
FETUS DELETUS THE.FETUS IS MEATUS
A b o r t i o n
Better yet, have fun with her body!
AVADA KEDAVRA!!!
He better deltus that fetus Because his wife do be ginny
You can't spell manslaughter without laughter
Mansloter
Killstreak
you can’t spell abuse without use
@@52xeloR For a second I thought you said "you can't spell abuse without me"
Mans
Time traveler here, we can’t eat humans anymore because of social distancing.
No you can
I had a 20 inch fork so we can
Venom Snek only a spoon full
Venom Snek of ice cream
Venom Snek WhAt dId yOu ThInK I WaS gOiNg To SaY
Post: *something funny*
Emkay:😕
Emkay:His own joke
Emkay:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂
The Real Paul Rudd thats not funny
@@Altives but it's true
Ah yes true comedy
Alfred Gamer yeah but it’s tru tho so its kinda funny
F.E.V ik
2:59
Me:”eating pineapple”
The pineapple:PAYBACK MOTHERFUCKER NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Ok this is so underrated
The Pineapples are back, *W I T H V E N G E A N C E*
sforeevoo lol I’m ded
Pineapples= Cow
I just imagined how spongebob would end up being eaten by his on home, or that one episode(The best day ever, I think)where those bugs were eating everything and would’ve gotten eaten by the pineapple inside out.
I named the spider in my room Cotton-eyed Joe because I need to know two things.
1. Where did he come from
2. Where did he go....
I love that song
shit..
Unoriginal
@@m6dspartan903 your unoriginal
stolen from twitter
This is not mine but:
“ yeetus yeetus commit self deleteus”
Long or short, cocaine it can snort
what. just....what?
Nice
I love this
Yeetus Yeetus I shalln’t commit self deletus.
“Harry,you need to stop doing abortions at school”
“Fetus deletus”
hi my name is fitz, welcome to the vid
IC3 CL0UD finally somebody pointed it out
oof
"Harry, You're A Wizard!"
It would be funnier if it was phrased deletes the fetus
*For all of you freaking out about pineapples:* Literally they're giving an overexaggeration of how acid works, and there's MUCH more acid in sour candies than in pineapples. There's absolutely nothing wrong with eating pineapples OR sour candy.
@Silly Goose Yeah, our stomachs are strong enough to take Coca Cola, which can literally be used to strip through steel. I think it can take a lil 🍍
@Silly Goose lol your name is perfect for this - you silly goose, that'll kill ya!
Apparently, it s because of the enzyme it contains, Bromelain... That enzyme digests proteins and it s technically "eating you"...Some people who are sensitive to it might experience bleeding gums and what not equivalent to minor scratches...But it s the same way people claimed that Coca-Cola disolves your teeth (If you keep it in your mouth for a reallllly long time, which is not realistic at all)...
@@mollytaylor8122 I don t think Coke strips steel, it does however make rust removal too easy...Which, if I recal corectly, you can do the same thing with vinegar...
Molly Taylor ima say that’s an exaggeration so r/wooosh
Me: *YEETUS FEETUS*
EmKay: *FEETUS DELETUS*
Me: *.-.*
Why not do both
@@MajorGunner lmao how do you do that 😂😂?
Cletus yeetus feetus deletus
@@danareese1895 okay..?
@@ironduke5058 It's simple. Since i'm on mobile, ill explain how to do it on android cos I don't have an apple phone.
𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗉 1: 𝖦𝗈 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖦𝗈𝗈𝗀𝗅𝖾 𝖯𝗅𝖺𝗒𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝖾.
𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗉 2: 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗋𝖼𝗁 𝗎𝗉 "𝖥𝗈𝗇𝗍 𝗄𝖾𝗒𝖻𝗈𝖺𝗋𝖽".
𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗉 3: 𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗈𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗉𝗉 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽 "𝖥𝗈𝗇𝗍𝗌".
𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗉 4: 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇𝗅𝗈𝖺𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗉𝗉.
𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗉 5: 𝖿𝗈𝗅𝗅𝗈𝗐 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗎𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗉𝗉.
𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗉 6: 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦 ㋛
“This is Twitter, not Google Grandma” okay natsuki
was that an @abroad in japan joke? lol.
BHAUHAUAUAHAUAHUAHAHUA
*M A N G A I S L I T E R A T U R E*
*snaps neck
Someone posts something*
Comments: demonic laughter*
*The Gates of Hell have opened*
*laughs demonically*
*you burst into tears as Satin laughs*
Satan has Entered the server
*Satan has entered you*
*Stares at pineapple* "I guess the real question is, who's eating who?"
Yes
WDYM?
Bloodhound WHO CUMS IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
@@lorenzopastorelli1114 why.. just why?
Jixo Plays Because i felt like it.
Damien: "There's nothing wrong with Grand-daddy Doms, _I'm one of those."_
*_Fear has entered the chat_*
Edit: Thanks for 1K likes!!
I made an army of vampire sim that are the son of grim.
*fear has left the chat*
*Terrerisom has joined the chat*
*how tf you make italics*
@@Feldsparb420 ex: &I'm not here&
But replace the & with _
So it's _I'm not here_
@「SakuraFox」 *I'm confused*
Eye condition: Idris heterochromia. It's more common in cats then it is in humans.
Same with dogs, i would know because i have a husky with the same condition
cus incest iis kinda norm for cats
coo
@@basyaproductions8744 have a weiner with the same condition but one of her eyes have 2 colors for some reason and it looks like a pokeball
@@ihavethisnowiguess r/cursedcomments
6:51
Emkay: Fetus Deletus
Me: Lmao more like fetus beatus
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ko
Boomer
"Wooooo, I give dummy good tongue," is the only truly cursed comment in this video.
@deadspace the end is cursed also
Naaaah the yoda one made me regret mh existence
We have the same pfp
@@mothmio we are both amggree gators
Dummy good top*
“I want a new joke, I want a new joke, I want a new joke”
*and that kids is how I was born*
(Do you really want my username to be Ctrl_Alt_Delete)
I love ur pfp
Lisa Williams
🎩
🤗
👕
👖
👟👟
that’s heckin sad
kinda funny, did chuckle
I dont get the joke
Regarding the pineapple, yes, it can eat away at your flesh. It’s often used as a tenderizer to soften meat. As for eating it, it can’t kill you if you digest it first.
Dammit.
Teacher: what are you laughing at?
Me: nothing, sir.
My brain: Melon musk
Is it pronounced mee-lon musk?
Melon husk
@@loliprison7759 yes.
@@nickparkyn4712 came just to clarify this
@@nickparkyn4712 mee loon
Friends are like trees.
If you spray water on them.....
They will be wet.
*processing*
Cursed comment
my brain just went through a buffering stage
Wat
Pixal Samurai P....P.I.X.A.L.?? P.I.X.A.L. BORG?? FROM LEGO NINJAGO: MASTERS OF SPINJITZU??
A "Laughter" in Slaughter!
And "Art" in Fart
Oh man
There is use in abuse
@@EB-yl6fn Oh my God yes..
A ‘Dad’ in ‘Daddy’
when you get F in your art class
The pic in the thumbnail would be sort of wholesome if he were holding a catcher's mitt instead of a bat
What about an X and he's Holding a fork
"What question do you never want to be asked again?"
Why my dad is tied to my bed.
"What question do you never want to be asked again?"
I thought we were having steamed clams?
TrashDeviant no,no I said steamed *HAM§*
The first question you asked, now shut up and change the question so I don't read it again
"What question do you never want to be asked again?"
*hey... your grandma died 4 years ago right?*
Me: I like dark jokes
*turns off light*
Me: Knock knock
Who is there?
Kanashi Ko frick didn’t think this far
The door is open, get out
* Turns back on light*
Fine
*naked grandma*
I love how Damien calls every small animal a "little guy" its just adorable
I've never felt more connected to anyone...Damiens reaction to Mumbo Jumbo. Pretty much got naturally bass boosted by yours truly
Me: yeetus skeetus
EmKay: fetus deleteus
My friend: incestus molestus
Edit: holy shit, this is the most likes I've ever had by a lot
Dogo, you just don’t get it
So your friend is from Alabama?
@@yustinj.3910 actually yes he is lol
H O W D Y Y A L L
I'm the 69th like too.
Me: I stopped a kidnapping today.
Friend: Really!? How?!
Me: *Self Control*
Tooded87 TheSecond stolen
@@Matthew-um3dz I took it off of twitter, yes.
That's really twisted...
@@Arcturus155 tHatS wHaT ShE sAiS
Tooded87 TheSecond stolen off reddit actually, from fainted’s chats #5
There is always “Fun” in funeral just look at the ghost around ya you will see him congratulating the new guy
sucks that I cant see them
Now just because of you my funeral is going to be worse.
@@notlionel yet
Teacher: okay class, today we will be doing something different, like finger paint
Kid whose name is paint:😳😨😰😱🥵
Kid named class: 😏
Kids named something and different: 😳
Kid named we:😉
ALL OF U STOP MY INNCOENT EYES
Kid named Finger: 👁️👄👁️
Kid named We: 😁
oh god no I have no plot twist to save this
"Undead head"
*_Thinks back to that one Ghostbuster's scene_*
*BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD*
Mukbangers: *exist*
The Pokémon Muk: *intense Macarening*
Ya ded
alolan muk has teeth
R/cursedcomments
@Venom Snek Hold on
@Venom Snek Jesus, Lover of chastity, Mary, Mother most pure, and Joseph, chaste guardian of the Virgin, to you I come at this hour, begging you to plead with God for me. I earnestly wish to be pure in thought, word and deed in imitation of your own holy purity.
Obtain for me, then, a deep sense of modesty which will be reflected in my external conduct. Protect my eyes, the windows of my soul, from anything that might dim the luster of a heart that must mirror only Christlike purity.
And when the "Bread of Angels becomes the Bread of me" in my heart at Holy Communion, seal it forever against the suggestions of sinful pleasures.
Heart of Jesus, Fount of all purity, have mercy on us.
So I've decided to make a novel entirely composed of "Florida Man" stories
Finally, the epic story I’ve been wanting to read!
Is it a thriller?
It's probably gonna be a thriller.
Ender_Piggy I’d read it
Link for purchase
I'll read it
2:32 just imagine you're laying in bed and feel that breeze then you just hear, "bOooOo iM a GhoOoOssstTt," then just a bunch of choking noises
I would have assumed that they were reliving their death
Pinaple: "ima do whats called a progamer move"
the fuck is a pinaple its pineapple ._.
Isaac: Hey, did you know pinaples grow on trees?
Zack: Did you just misspell pineapples?
Isaac: Sorry, autocorrected haha
Zack: We’re talking right now, what the hell?
Isaac: *wipes forehead*
Zack: Don’t wipe my forehead again.
AlenFTW rbx ok so imagine a pineapple except no it’s PIN-APPLE!!!
Kanye West*
@@trentf8607 amazing
"Shoutout to the quing of england."
-Damien, 2019
Imposter! Imposter! The quing of England is fake!
Queen*
Im an American and I can spell it correctly.....
@@southernwulf530 lol thats how he said it.
"quing of england"
and what does that have to do with you being american??
@@silentvixlet A lot of people in the world think Americans are a bunch of idiots etc..... Soooooooooooooo yeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh
@@southernwulf530 it still wasn't necessary?? I'm American but I didn't say "Imposter! Imposter! The quing of England is fake! btw I'm american". Even so, it doesn't matter at all. No one was asking where you were from.
The dual-eye-color thing is a condition called heterochromia
*yells in Bakugou* Gaychromia
@@michellemccartan432 cringe
@@michellemccartan432 r/youngpeopleyoutube
@@haru_116 I do.
Michelle McCartan r/stopbeingcringy
Wise saying for the day:
Fate is not determined by an outside force, but woven by the path you choose
What's a question that people ask you?
"Is that a dead body?"
Erm yes why do you thing I'm at the cematery?
blessed username and blessed pfp im glad to see another danganronpa fan watching reddit youtubers
Hehe 69 likes
@@Seadrip time for me to give some undead head
@@uwumaster1837 child..dude..dudette,
Please dont
Jesus: someone will betray me
6ix9ine: its Judas
Judas: *aight imma head out*
Edit: thanks for likes please sub
Glasses Gaming r35s get stabbed
You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for Switch on a snitch!
I'm not gonna lie I laughed way harder at this than I should
Snitchessss
Isn't there a passage in one of the four contradictory stories where Jesus says the person he'll hand the bread to will betray him, then the "Messiah" gives bread to Judas, but no-one else at the table takes note of that?
"That's how mumbo jumbo was born."
Me just coming back from watching a hermitcraft video:
oh naw *starts crying*
Oh, so many People are feeling the same stuff right now. :,(
*Who the fuck is Mumbo jumbo*
@@judyhein1074 a pretty famous redstone minecraft youtuber
Wait what happend
Minecraft happend btw mumbo jumbo and groan are the mistevious twins out of the hermit craft server
9:57 I'm currently on the toilet having a violent crap and have goosebumps and now freaked out
Thanks for....sharing..?
I am having a violent crap and I regret clicking on that time stamp
Ya done yet?
A funeral is real fun. That is proved by rearrranging the ltters.
Eheheh
@Epic Ev I did forget.
Fun Real
Bulbasaurrrrr
Fun isn't real
Everyone: asks why there are dead bodies in your basement
Me: I need ornaments for the Christmas tree
Hol up
My response is normally “I need to get food somehow”
@@ericolens3 I-
I think the real question should be: Why is the friend in the basement to find those bodies?
"Wow Tim, Halloween has passed but these eyeball ornaments look awesome! Mind telling me where to get one?"
FETUS DELETUS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD AND ITS NEVER GONNA CHANGE
Is it still funniest??
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"yeetus the fetus from the vageetus"
-SSSniperwolf
i don't remember from which video unfortunately :(
@@kttouchdownf2w ok
Mumbo Jumbos birth story is now officially the best thing ive ever heard
1:17 Your kid is Sans, and so is your cat. The father's kid.
O. 0 okay
It could also be ulla britta
Don’t bully him. You’ll have a bad time.
* knock knock *
Me: who’s there?
Them: joe
Me: joe who
Them: jehovas witnesses u want to join our religion
It’s original though.
@@anoemuser310 originally unfunny
I didn’t say it was. However at least it wasn’t a copy of other comments.
This is funny!
Skylar Evans never said it was supposed to be funny
Most of these comments is just everyone trying to become the next Shane Dawson
Why tf do I keep seeing you
Whom ?
Jiren in your recommendations a cat fucker?
I see u everywhere wtf
@@ServantOfSatania wow he deleted my comment lmao
1:05 why does this feel like the least horrible thing to happen in December
I feel like all of this is bestiality jokes
Correction, furry jokes.
@@peoplewhoroleplayincomment4000 Correction, bestiality jokes
@@peoplewhoroleplayincomment4000
Quit being a fucking ignorant person and go talk to real furries where you'll learn that not all of them are zoophiles.
@@-firathelightpheonix-3117 Aww, awe you offended? Does wittwe fuwwy-defendew Fiwa feew wike they've been pewsonyawwy attacked? Aww I'm sowwy ;( I'ww pway a sad song fow you on the wowwd's smawwest viowin.
@@ThatOneLeek
Nice uwu -speak, that was very "furry" of you. Go read a book, child.
{Edit} And no, I wasn't personally attacked, I'm just fed up with all of the ignorance in this world.
6:46
She's up to the plate
Here comes the pitch
Oh look at that hit!
Its going... going... its outta here!!
0:00
...my initial guess was "They're both snacks"
I literally thought 'they are both underage?'
@@GemCandy same
*Suicidal
i thought "theyre both children"
“Why do we eat this fruit? I-Is eating pineapple just some kind of way to establish dominance over the fruit kingdom? “ I spit out my water.
EmKay: "I'm a gran-daddy dom*laughs*I have hard candies! "
My gutter of a brain: the candies arnt the only things hard :>
Obvious comment
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@kelvinclement6267 how do you do that?
@@jacksonguillory8114 copy and paste
Ok
People are like animals.
If you abuse them, they hate you.
And people are also like snowflakes, if you pee on them, they disappear.
People are like birds. If you kill them, they die.
I don't get the joke here, that's just what happens xP
People are like animals.
When a babies gender is revealed it’s future is no longer guaranteed
@@jewelxiat see the funny thing is, all of our senses of humor is so devolved, we've begun to laugh at stuff like this.... We being the entirety of the internet.
"You want a Wether's Original? The candy's almost as hard as I am."
Leonard Church werther’s original: chewy toffee.
@@noone6991 the original ones are almost tooth breakingly hard, they still make that kind (and a newer coffee flavor too that I am looking at right now lol) but they did indeed create a chewy version I believe in the last 90s or early 2000s
2:58
Fun fact, if you soak steak in ground up pineapple (skin and everything) for about 40 minutes, it makes the steak alot less chewy.
Bruh when Damien sees a funny jokes he's like "oH yOu'Re sO fUnNy dOn'T yOu"
But when he tells his own joke that are kinda funny he always laugh
Remember kids:
You can’t spell slaughter without laughter!
You can't spell Illegal without legal!
Stop, you're only making me stronger with this black magic
That's the point yo
I really regret looking up “tumors with teeth” and clicking images...
Me: Iranus Penus
Damien: Fetus Deletus
Vatican: Hymnus Pontificius
What’s worse than five babies in one dumpster
One baby in five dumpsters
I like the one where they're nailed to trees.
The less babies in dumpsters
The worse it gets
RealJooJ lolololololololol
1/5 of a baby per dumpster 5 times
Oh no
What do anti-abortionists say?
“Yeetus the feetus, commit self deletus”
Repeat chant until fetus is deleted and ejaculated out of the body
It's called pro-life norlt anti-abortion lol.
@@r_se nah its anti abortion
Rusescu Ioan Radu anti-abortion and pro-life are the same thing
Besides, I don’t like using the term pro-life because I don’t think it fits properly
@@graymudkip1015 you think pro-life "doesnt fit properly" even thought that is the right term? what the hell are you on about
3:00 Pineapple's my favorite fruit since I ate it the first time, and now, it is still my favorite.
3:45 There are types of tumors that can grow teeth, hair, eyes, and organs though.
@A Random Person look up teratoma
8:24
there is also "eat" in "death"
*E A T*
deat
there is also "ick" in... y'know nvm.
@@calebdagamer2403 chicken?
@@pustota7254 nah smth long
“We’re edgy and funny”
*SO WERE DARK, FUNNY, AND FUNNY?*
You double posted
You double posted
you hav bad grammar
I disagree, edgy and funny does not equal sick and twisted. To each their own I will say
@@RidhRidh have*
@@GODOFDRAGONS666 it's a joke though, so
r/whoosh
Who else like Damien the most..?? He's definitely my favorite!!
"And there will always be an eat in death"
"That's how Mumbo Jumbo was born. Noooo!"
It's worse for me because I literally just came here from a Hermitcraft episode.
I'm still crying laughing in the corner
Same I'm crying for 15 minutes now hELP ME PLEASE
My mom came to my room to ask why I was crying so loudly... And saw me on the floor
Lol
Lol
1:17 this post (minus the cursed part) made me legit cry
3:50
is it bad that my immediate thought was to add *splat splat* to the end of this?
Damien: *pretends he’s getting ghost undead head*
Me: *cringes*
*Dont you dare cringe in the face of damien*
Cringing just means you're too weak to handle it
@@jixo6294
I-
Good one ✌
How to make the dislike button show
Shame 😔
Nobody:
Not a single person:
Everything in the galaxy:
Me: yeetus feetus gender equality deletus.
Edit: 8:23 *I’ll make it fun*
The 90 days are up Now I can change my name...
dude.
after my grandmother's cremation we couldn't find the ashes and the pepper tasted weird
Yeetus feetus your face deletus
@@beeofwulf
uh dude what
Everybody gangsta untill the person in the casket moves slightly to get confterble
Files>>Emotions>>Negative>> -Sad- >>Scared
everybody gangsta till the claymore roomba come around the corner
Here’s what I recommend you do right now
1.go to the My Chemical Romance TH-cam channel
2.find the “Helena” music video
3.realize that a funeral isn’t complete without the deceased coming back to life.
Friends are like birds.
They die if you kill them.
Teenager: Oh crap, mom's gonna kill me
Fetus: Oh crap, mom's gonna kill me
Mom: *Heart attack*
Fetus: Oh never mind
Teenager: *kills self*
I apologize in advance
i feel like whenever somethings unfunny damien has to make his own joke to laugh at
Delete this you ruined the magic
@@ros3m4ries ikr
Why is that kid being bullied hes litterally sans
He better not have any Gaster Blaster
Bullies: You worthless mistake!
Kid: Do you wanna have a bad time?...
Bullies: What?...
*MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES*
imagine the kid just saying: birds are singing flowers are blooming on days likethese bullies like you should be burning in hell
Them: *bullies the kid*
Also them: Why do we hear boss music?
likely because it's near impossible to get that condition and the cleft lip without incest
Friend: how can you not like pineapples on your pizza?
Me 3:02
Me: * wakes up *
Also me: time to showe-!
Emkay! * uploads *
Me: *shower can wait*
Then as you start watching the video you feel drops of water on your head
Ben Cartwright or drops of radioactive liquid because I installed it
(Dad’s account I do not want to add this so i g n o r e p l z)
Honestly people who laugh at their own jokes are the best kind of people.
Damien, you should do r/livestreamfails it is what the name says and I think it is good
I agree
Oh Yeah Yeah
8:24 Well of course,and man’s laughter in manslaughter.
You guys forgot the most cursed thing ever....
Comments that ask for likes.
I read this in shane's conspiracy voice and imagined that face
*oh no...*
@@keeshaiscool8367 **the way Shane says** *meee!*
God please no.
Pineapple is my favorite food because when you eat it eats you back you got to give credit to such a determined fighter!
Once in the middle of class my friend started chanting *fetus deletus* and my whole table joined in. That was one of the best days of my life.
1:17 i WISH i had that eye condition cause then i could go around telling kids that im the real sans undertale
Not gonna lie, I treat meat with a bit of pineapple before seasoning/cooking to start digesting the proteins and tenderize the flesh. It works extremely well.
7:31 ITS NATSUKI
Ya know, people are like grapes.
*If ya skin em they bleed*
I usually just eat them with the skin
R/cursedcomments
@@TheBrutalGingerBrit8925
r/foundthemobileuser
People are also like onions if you skin em they have a meaty layer under thet is a bony layer than you get to the Sweet spot
5:02 basically what I tell myself when my parents say I was born during a storm