Smooth jazz lyrics: I'm Mr. King Dice, I'm the gamest in the land. I never play nice, I'm the Devil's right hand man! I can't let you pass, 'cause you ain't done everything. Bring me those contracts, c'mon, bring 'em to the King! If you haven't finished your task, haven't worked assiduously, No, I cannot let you pass, don't you mess with me! Don't mess with King Dice. (Don't mess with King Dice!) Don't mess with me. (Don't mess with him!) Don't mess with King Dice. (Don't mess with King Dice!) Don't mess with me! I'm Mr. King Dice, heed just what I say. The Devil has his price, and I'll make sure you pay! I don't have time to mess 'round, and I hope you will agree. Bring me those contracts, pronto! Don't you mess with me! Don't mess with King Dice! (Don't mess with King Dice!) Don't mess with me! (Don't mess with him!) Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice!) Don't mess with me!
S P O O N imagine right after a nap you wake up and you pop out one of your bone just to catch it then pop it back in then sew in the rip in your flesh and imagine if your elbow/knee bones are itchy so you just peel off the flesh on you kneecaps or elbow and then when you your done scratching your bones you just stick a piece of tape on it and dont even get me started on fingers or toes
Yeah. I’m not a talented artist or anything, so it thankfully isn’t a problem for me, but a lot of people I’ve seen have talked about how their art is frequently stolen, bootlegged, or reposted. It’s sick that people are taking from the artists like that, so it’s neat to see Damien supporting them like that and spreading awareness.
7:20 GoodTimesWithScar, a Minecraft TH-camr and Twitch streamer was diagnosed with an unknown neuromuscular disease when he was 18. According to Google, most people with muscular dystrophy need a wheelchair. Scar has a wheelchair. He is also only 2 years away from being 40. This automatically made me think about him, and the funniest part is in Minecraft one of the death messages you can get is "[Player] went out with a bang".
2:11 person: imagine if teeth itched me, a person who has eczema: *loud disturbed noises* edit: first thought i spelled the condition right but then fixed the spelling error- edit 2: bruh why is this a top comment
@@kanade55 eczema a medical condition in which patches of skin become rough and inflamed with blisters which cause itching and bleeding. (I think they spelt it wrong)
I feel like Damien is the type of person to intimidate everyone, but once he hears a fart joke from a 14-year-old talking to his friends, he just completely loses is and laughs like crazy
How the fuck is the first have supposed to be pronounced? The second part is hök is the first part like the German lion löwenhök that’s how I would probably say his name
"Imagine if teeth itched" Well, lemme tell ya. Before I had them ripped out and got a denture I had a genetic tooth related disease. Basically my teeth rotted from the inside out no matter what was done about it. 34 years old and already wearing dentures baby, woo. And one special thing that all came with was a healthy dose of teeth itching. At least twice a week. It sucked. The insides of my teeth would itch so there was nothing I could do about it. There's no scratching the inside. The only relief was when the root would finally and inevitably die and I could feel nothing anymore. So just imagine it's the fucking worse.
I also have a tooth itching story, although it's different. Basically, i had my front 2 teeth's nerves removed when healing caries, and I no longer have any feeling in them. It doesn't really bother me normally, because most of your normal tooth sensations come from the gums and bone perceiving the pressure, but I sometimes get phantom pains. And one of the ways it manifests itself is very similar to itching. The only thing that helps is brushing my teeth, which is why I sometimes do it 3 or more times per day.
That is the feeling of the teeth from the previous children living inside of your skin slowly piercing your leg, if you just wait, the teeth will break the skin, and it will release the dead souls of the children.
You absolutely slaughtered the name 'Antobie Van Leeuwenhoek' and this time I could actually laugh about it bcs it's my own language and for once I know how to pronounce it.
The thing when you touch your head and stuff is the God.. Here you go: Father, - forehead Son, - chest Holy, - right shoulder Spirit. - left shoulder Big brain tiimmmeee
6:21 Animal science major here! When I was interning at a vet clinic this summer, during a neuter, the vet told me that the testes originally start near kidneys and descend from there. Do with this info what you will.
10:59 I want someone to upload an image of the ten commandments, and say that should be on a T-shirt, but thou shalt not steal is highlighted.
💯💯💯💯💯
André / Pyroghoul ok
Yes
*_Genius._*
@@EmKay I'm Catholic
"My namien is Damien" when will this grace our ears.
But what if his namien isn’t Damien
@@foopthehoop3103 yeah maybe his damien is namien
GlassyRS u smell so bad
Hey there my damien is namien
A wild triangle “I’m so lamien unlike Damien”
WHO gAvE sId a PHOnE?
Some Ice Age hater.
Kirby Thx For explains the joke I Needed It ^_^
Tbh if I ever seen someone who looked like sid I will be like sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴀɴ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ʜɪs ᴍɪsᴇʀʏ 🔫🔪.
S̶o̶r̶r̶y̶ n̶o̶t̶ S̶o̶r̶r̶y̶
-YEET-
he meant sid from toy story
thebenmario10 idk but they both fit lol
Post:
Man commits genocide by killing millions
Background music:
* smooth jazz*
*I'm mr king dice*
@@tw12ve56 im the gamest in the land
THIS JAZZ IS NOT SMOOTH ENOUGH ;-;
Smooth jazz lyrics:
I'm Mr. King Dice, I'm the gamest in the land.
I never play nice, I'm the Devil's right hand man!
I can't let you pass, 'cause you ain't done everything.
Bring me those contracts, c'mon, bring 'em to the King!
If you haven't finished your task, haven't worked assiduously,
No, I cannot let you pass, don't you mess with me!
Don't mess with King Dice.
(Don't mess with King Dice!)
Don't mess with me.
(Don't mess with him!)
Don't mess with King Dice.
(Don't mess with King Dice!)
Don't mess with me!
I'm Mr. King Dice, heed just what I say.
The Devil has his price, and I'll make sure you pay!
I don't have time to mess 'round, and I hope you will agree.
Bring me those contracts, pronto!
Don't you mess with me!
Don't mess with King Dice!
(Don't mess with King Dice!)
Don't mess with me!
(Don't mess with him!)
Don't mess with King Dice
(Don't mess with King Dice!)
Don't mess with me!
@@medalla09 hey, guess what
“Who gave Sid a phone?”
I laughed more than I should have.
Jams Boi you kinda sus
@The Red Guy
Idk red you looking kinda sus.
White (Me): I was in admin
Well I was doing tasks
I saw red kill white so I hid in the vents until he left
Let’s raid Damien, he can’t laugh at all of us.
Damien "You are not funn--*burst out laughing and crying*"
You have got a stack of likes.
Erik Raigoso I’m down
You underestimate the power of DAMIAN HIS LAUGH CAN BLESS AND CURSE WE WHOM EVER HE CHOOSES
He’ll wheeze at us
2:06 the idea that teeth would itch brings an unsettling question, since your teeth are made of bone... would our bones itch?
It took you 0 dollars to say that.
Marco Antonio Labra that is the law of equivalent exchange
@@weoweom1612 Correct
S P O O N imagine right after a nap you wake up and you pop out one of your bone just to catch it then pop it back in then sew in the rip in your flesh and imagine if your elbow/knee bones are itchy so you just peel off the flesh on you kneecaps or elbow and then when you your done scratching your bones you just stick a piece of tape on it and dont even get me started on fingers or toes
@@gatorpog9752 I now want to die
5:29 "Escaping this efficiently. It's knot impossible."
_[Three-legged donkey in respiratory distress]_
“Escaping this efficiently. It’s knot impossible.” “c҉h҉d҉j҉d҉j҉d҉m҉d҉h҉e҉h҉”
My question is WHO'S TAKING THE PICTURE
@@LifeIsAHighwayIAmACarCrash Bro has a really powerful split tongue.
"what if we bites each other and neither of us die?"
"that's kinky"
I died at that part...
Heartless_ Nøthing what if we bite each other and one of us dies but the other enjoys it?
It's the og post!
Then that’s fifty shades of grey
@@sexfuk2119 Venomous *and* kinky.
it's a TRAP I do
Damien being a good ally to artists is blessed.
Yeah. I’m not a talented artist or anything, so it thankfully isn’t a problem for me, but a lot of people I’ve seen have talked about how their art is frequently stolen, bootlegged, or reposted. It’s sick that people are taking from the artists like that, so it’s neat to see Damien supporting them like that and spreading awareness.
Hey! None of that!
This is blursed comments, young man! Curse it and try again. :)
“A group of Jesuses is a jesi”
I prefer to call them jesums
their scientific name is: jesus jesius
😄
@@jessiestrenke6041 nope it’s jesums. Everyone should have jesums
“Imagine if teeth itches” my teeth do itch
Mine too
HELP PURPLE IS RIPPING OUT MY TEETH WITH A DRILL AND CUTTING MY ARM OFF AHHH--
@@scared0fbeans798 but cyan is sus
@@amateuranimations932 But black vented
@@GranddukeofWales omg he did! EMERGENCY MEETING
“Imagine if teeth itched.”
Wait, they’re not supposed to?
Wait
Ohhhh god
God i want to die so badly
imagine if pee was red instead of black lol
@SNACK BOX ONE same but i snorted all of it
0:05 I've got a piano and I've got epilepsy. Let's do this thing.
I've got a family in my basement
@@Ai0Advantage You too? Wanna trade some? It'll be like Pokemon cards 👀
@@Ai0Advantage in my basement is only guy that haven't eated for 7monts
@Moon Fire do any of them play piano perchance
Moon Fire make makeshift gladiator armor and have them fight for the most food 1 slice of bread
7:40
That actually hurts my Dutch nonexistent ass.
Wait-
2:16 'I hope your having a good Wednesday' . The fact that this video is 1 year old and I coincidentally watched this on a wednesday
Original: Netflix and chill
Twitter: Disney+ and thrust
Me: Showmax and climax
which subreddit will this fit
janikalte ikr
janikalte r/cursedcomments?????
Blockbuster and Cockthruster
HULU and WooHoo
Guy: Imagine If teeth itched.
Me: *My teeth suddenly feel itchy*
Damien
@@Tranzrights u have a small pp
Comrade420 SAME WTF
you have a problem
EmKay I mean- you aren’t wrong about us
2:39 damian: *confused chuckle*
also damian 3 seconds later: *laugh*
That car is just for when I want to take my dick for a ride!!
2:16 THE FACT THAT I'M ACTUALLY WATCHING THIS ON A WEDNESDAY SCARES ME-
Same here, damn near a year later.
1% of the comments:normal
99% of the comments:
mY nAmIeN iS dAmIeN
WHEN WILL IT END
@@EmKay in about 16 inches.
@@EmKay it will end when you comply with our demands
I used to be an adventure like you but then I took an arrow to the knee
@@panecakestar1271 So you're finally awake
3:11
"I Giorno Giovanna, have finally shown up on EmKay."
*DI MOLTO*
-Also buy my pizza-
You all must go.
Been looking for this comment
Giorno coming for that boss booty 😳
You'll never reach the sex
7:20 GoodTimesWithScar, a Minecraft TH-camr and Twitch streamer was diagnosed with an unknown neuromuscular disease when he was 18. According to Google, most people with muscular dystrophy need a wheelchair. Scar has a wheelchair. He is also only 2 years away from being 40. This automatically made me think about him, and the funniest part is in Minecraft one of the death messages you can get is "[Player] went out with a bang".
Ah, a man of culture
Damian: finishes to read the meme and goes to the next
Damian: *INHALES*
2:11
person: imagine if teeth itched
me, a person who has eczema: *loud disturbed noises*
edit: first thought i spelled the condition right but then fixed the spelling error-
edit 2: bruh why is this a top comment
Wats dat?
@@kanade55
eczema
a medical condition in which patches of skin become rough and inflamed with blisters which cause itching and bleeding.
(I think they spelt it wrong)
Oh ok thanks
@@sabermovedchannels6409 -nvm-
Im to lazy
The 5th day of trying to get Damien to say my Namien is Damien in the intro.
Edit: i will do this everyday till he does it.
nice originality, if anyone sees this i posted this first :(
@@floralfading no
pixel no
pixel no
pixel no
“In the name of the father, and of the son, and of the Holy Ghost, amen”. I can’t xD
8:01 it’s funny to watch an American struggle with a Dutch name.
Who gave sid a phone?
Me: his mum that says he's handsome
Kazen Ortiz what is that thumbnail
@rat oso he let's just say.
Got in the toxic chemicals
@rat oso Sid from Ice Age
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ya gon' make me cry
@@jacksonguillory8114 lmafo
You should do a collab with Chills.
With him or without him, however you want.
@@docb1as You ever heard of schizophrenia?
@@thatguy.9886 yea he's my friend. really nice guy
Bread you have his body in the closet where you can’t see him
hmmmmmm
@@docb1as have you fucking heard his chills impression damien is chills
-DamienThinks- should totally be a channel. Petition to make it a thing right now
The thumbnail: “ *the last dandelion of the season* “
*crunch*
thats what i thought of
I feel like Damien is the type of person to intimidate everyone, but once he hears a fart joke from a 14-year-old talking to his friends, he just completely loses is and laughs like crazy
@SuperSansCraft 1212 *penis joke*
Star Catz 200th like
That's it. That's Damien in a nutshell.
“What if we bite each other and none of us die?”
“It’s kinky.”
**Dr. Bright has entered the chat.**
That would work even if the other died
Ihr_Brot,
I know.
*The greatest plan has entered the chat*
Hahaha
Time to update the list of things you're NOT allowed to do
Me: mines gold in the nether.
Every piglin in a 50 mile radius: So you have chosen D E A T H
I love how genuine Damien was with fan art, the commentators now sound not as appreciative
“Antonie van leeuwenhoek” Trying to hear Damien pronounce that was pretty damn fun
I'm dutch so it was fucking hilarious for me
@@VI.mp4 me too
When u scroll trhu the comments for exactly this
Same
How the fuck is the first have supposed to be pronounced? The second part is hök is the first part like the German lion löwenhök that’s how I would probably say his name
Damien: trying to pronounce 'Antonie Van Leeuwenhoek'
Us Dutch intellectuals: Big brain time
Facts
@No Gaming allowed bedenk dan nog eens hoe zn gezicht eruit zou hebben gezien toen hij die naam alleen al ZAG
I can say that name perfectly
Me: antwoine white van lookiewookiehook
@@thetruerekkermum3310 Are you sure about that
Mhm true
"I guess they wanted to be Cubone but couldn't kill their mom"
I can't stop laughing-
I need to watch this tomorrow to see if Damien says he hopes we're having a good Thursday
Edit: 2:16 hope you're having a good Wednesday too :)
Hoping for a wooosh here
Update: Thank you Damien! I did have a good thursday and I got and 18/20 at my math exam :D
I’m seeing this out of context, what is happening
Slightly funny joke
Damien: *old man dying noises*
just kidding love your laugh
HAHAHA i know right you forgot the video progres number 5:31
5:32
I was waiting for this comment
Who doesn’t? It’s adorable
3:55 the disappointment in himself when he says “the reading language” a second time is physically palpable
3:40 that's why the sobble line is depression
And Inteleon has dat big ass hands
Went to a Catholic school, the "touch head, chest, shoulder, shoulder is called the sign of the cross. I had to do this alot lol.
"Imagine if teeth itched" Well, lemme tell ya. Before I had them ripped out and got a denture I had a genetic tooth related disease. Basically my teeth rotted from the inside out no matter what was done about it. 34 years old and already wearing dentures baby, woo.
And one special thing that all came with was a healthy dose of teeth itching. At least twice a week. It sucked. The insides of my teeth would itch so there was nothing I could do about it. There's no scratching the inside. The only relief was when the root would finally and inevitably die and I could feel nothing anymore.
So just imagine it's the fucking worse.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
this is like fever dream material holy shit
I also have a tooth itching story, although it's different. Basically, i had my front 2 teeth's nerves removed when healing caries, and I no longer have any feeling in them. It doesn't really bother me normally, because most of your normal tooth sensations come from the gums and bone perceiving the pressure, but I sometimes get phantom pains. And one of the ways it manifests itself is very similar to itching. The only thing that helps is brushing my teeth, which is why I sometimes do it 3 or more times per day.
Jesus FRICKING Christ..
*Damien if you don't start doing the...*
"My Namein is Damien"
*I'm getting the pillows and gonna smack the* *crap out ya! With soft pillows*
*anime body pillows*
U weeb
Hold up you are called weeb xd
@@Wizardly27 specifically Kirishima..? Cause Kirishima's quirk is harden...
@@--cerberus--3066 I bet he taking the Felix one to give a good meat smack
@@elrisas8545 was just gonna say, it's either felix or nothing
2:37
Damien: Oho, i could drive all my friends around in that baby!
Damien: **processing**
Damien: **wheeze**
, his palm are sweaty Knees weak,teeth are itching. He got vomit on his sweater already moms spaghetti.
I read a lot of these "cures depression jokes/memes" but watching Damien is truly working wonders for improving my mood :)
Thanks bro.
My wife: "Honey were haveing spaghetti for dinner"
Me: "Emkay"
Why the fck did this make me laugh?
Made of mom
M O M S P A G H E T T I
Having*
@@johnquinn1496 yEs, sOmeOnE elSe nOticEd
I love spaghetti, but "Honey were haveing spaghetti for dinner" isn't correct grammar
The "crack" part got me so good
The laugh Damien emits is so contagious I love it
Jesii
-EmKay 2019
I'm saying this to my christian friend, and nobody can stop me
@@sloane3785 I need an update on the reaction this gets
@@myresyphieblaine9362 same
@@myresyphieblaine9362 Still no reaction, I sent it to her a few minutes ago
Update: she didn't like it and seems to be extremely irritated
And she said "no, we only believe in one Jesus"
I need a Netflix show of em kay doing commentaries, 20 min eps
Subscribe to the Big Energy Podcast channel he's got with Illuminaughtii. Lots of commentary in those few episodes.
EmKay laughs like a machine gun
can someone make that?
0:22 This is a blessed image.
5:32 soo...is no one gonna talk about Damien’s dying car wheeze orr?
I was thinking the same thing. Fuckin died when I first heard it
Ngl he sounded like a demon
"The rosary"
but you talked about the sign of the cross
Shhh. . . don't make fun of him for his ignorance. . . He's trying. He's a good boi. He got the spirit, just a little confused.
7:40 as a dutch person, listening to that felt like every type of pain in my body at once
3:40 I love how it goes from
You know~
to
Iconic Damien laugh
On that "rick rolling deaf people" one, I was less focused on the entire joke, and more focused on why tf Minecraft Steve is in that picture.
why not
Do you watch favremysabre?
@@ryleebarrett2191 Yeeee!!!
"Why does inteleon have yaoi hands?"
Why do you think he inhales deeply, then says 'boy'?
He needs to smell all of that boi juice.
Inteleon can shoot water out his Damn hands
he's kinda quirky wif it?
@@EmKay I used Inteleon in sword and it's a great starter
person: **runs out of place screaming**
EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE ASYLUM: N O T A G I A N....
Hearing Damien struggle to pronounce the Dutch name Leeuwenhoek is (as a Dutch fella) amazing 😂
Same
“Who gave Sid a Phone”
That’s the “Sid” filter on Instagram lmao
R/wooosh?
@@dr.bright6272 no bud
@@gmodguy1479 s2tcjyAG ga
@@gmodguy1479 fuk im slespy as heel
@@gmodguy1479 tgat r/ihavrreddet
I'm laughing so hard at how he's trying to pronounce Antonie van Leeuwenhoek
Iris Venhuis lewin hook*
I was looking for this comment😂😂😂😂
Isnt it like leevinhook
@@nasc1333 there's actually no way to portray the sound in English writing.
@@mdaily318 lay-vin-hook
Ok I didnt know about this subreddit but 'blursed' is now my favorite word
THE THUMBNAIL MADE ME CRY AND LAUGH AT THE SAME TIME
7:48 Damien: *mispronounces name Me: *laughs in dutch
@@trashyclips4488 dat zijn veel talen
@@trashyclips4488 nice
Everyone: Disney+ and thrust, Netflix and chill
Me: TH-cam red and frick in bed
*I -*
Just
*why*
2:40 when you finally get the joke
Legit you sounded like All Night from MHA when you laughed at the 97% bird more like 100% government drone thing. That was amazing!!!!
Do you mean all might?
Antonie van Leeuwenhoek was dutch his last name litterally translates to “from lioncorner”
I weote antonie van leeuwenhart on my exam and this video is giving me anxiety
@@PureQuality ai fingers crossed you get points for efford😬😅
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
am I the only one who finds it hilarius how other people just butcher dutch names.
Okie :>
2:07 As someone who currently has braces, that would be a nightmare.
that really made me cringe thinking of not being able to scratch my teeth
I mean, we have clothes
What if your insides itched but you couldn’t scratch them?
King of galaxy please no
King of galaxy wait they aren’t supposed to do that?
*_10:25_**_- I want a 10 hour version of "DamienThinks" for sleep trouble._*
Little did he know that teeth can itch (evil laugh in distance)
When your grandpa has Alzheimer’s so you can rick roll him any time
Thats not funny if ur pa died from that
Lycop cool
Rhylie Shifflett that’s kinda harsh
Lucy M cool
Day 76 to try to convince Damien to start his video with:
My namien is Damien
thanks pumpkin
@@EmKay no problem 👌
Niels bbb
damien is literally the best emkay host we have/will ever have
I always hate it when they mess up a word, spend 30 seconds trying to say it, then forget they have to read the entire post.
when the dude said “what if teeth itch” my leg started itching
That is the feeling of the teeth from the previous children living inside of your skin slowly piercing your leg, if you just wait, the teeth will break the skin, and it will release the dead souls of the children.
What if your teeth were made of flesh
*FLESH TOOTH*
Scooby Doo Thank you for your blessed comment
@@ducky1447 it is my duty in life to remove the lies told by the goverment, you are welcome.
Any blursed image be like:
**THEY HAD US IN THE FIRST HALF,NOT GONNA LIE**
I'm extremely curious to see what "breakdancing gently" looks like.. 😂
You absolutely slaughtered the name 'Antobie Van Leeuwenhoek' and this time I could actually laugh about it bcs it's my own language and for once I know how to pronounce it.
Damien: hello
Also Damien: WHE. ZZ EEEWE
you: hahahahahaha im so funnyyyyyy hahaha xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxd
I have seen the WHEEEZE comment in all his videos.
Hahaha funy coment
@@thekurtmanyea what
CynicalPoodle lol I know right lololol ea I’m not original. I just didn’t know what to say since I’m so early lol
The thing when you touch your head and stuff is the God..
Here you go:
Father, - forehead
Son, - chest
Holy, - right shoulder
Spirit. - left shoulder
Big brain tiimmmeee
???? This didnt maike sense, kan you eksplain it to me agan?
Amen
Okay??>_
Awamen
I get itchy teeth...
Biting something like a stick or aggressively brushing them helps.
when you have seen the first one: *I've won, but at what cost?*
“I’m not a good artist” proceeds to show a masterpiece
7:46
ahn-toe-knee vahn lay-ew-en who-k
thats dutch for ya
i was laughing so hard when i heard him say that name
Thanks a lot!
I have never heard someone butcher my language quite like that before.
Looks like im not the only Dutch person here
@@Nephthys575 ja echt zo😂
It's called "the sign of the cross," Damien. The Rosary is the necklace with the beads
6:21 Animal science major here! When I was interning at a vet clinic this summer, during a neuter, the vet told me that the testes originally start near kidneys and descend from there. Do with this info what you will.
Yes, finally we have blursed comments
I know you
Oh you are famous
I stole your son
@@fayescurrah which son
@@zaimm.7539 A L L
I’m loving how jojo manages to get in every emkay video.
I'm in this video!
Well,until now this was all JoJo related names,that is until I get hit with 「The World Over Heaven」
Another piano lesson on that
1: get your piano
2: lay on your piano
3: make love with your piano
"Imagine if your teeth itched"
Not me feeling my teeth
The “who gave Sid a phone” comment does exist lol
yEs
1:57 gotta keep the burger warm
NO
@@jax9060 Y E S
NONONO-
@@Yoiyejsjwjanbsej NOOOO
@@shuichi232 YEEEESSS YES YES YEEES YES YEES YES YEES
Emkay trying to say Leeuwen hoek is like liyue citizens trying to say liyuwe
*0:01* I see these comments all the time in synthesia videos. They sometimes talk about having multiple hands too.