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0:03 “Sacrificed mine awhile ago but hey, now I got this sick new car” You really shouldn’t be driving a dead goat around. Eventually the heart that you’re using as a brake collapses and you accidentally splatter a child in entrails.
I love how Damien at 11:49 immediately after reading the last reply just finishes the video, as if that last one pushed him over the edge and he couldn’t do any more.
There are two types of people in this world: People who are just really cursed and messed up People who post cursed comments to get featured on this subreddit
EmKay: reads a funny comment Emkay’s brain: Emkay: makes a slightly less funny joke: Enkay’s brain: hm, yes, this joke is made out of W H E E Z E Edit: realized the last Emkay is spelled ‘Enkay’. No, I’m not changing it. Edit 2: this comment is pure again. Sorry about that :P
10:54 When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand: "Hey!" Buh buh buh "I'm legally required to tell you that I'm a registered sexual predator."
And so the Duck waddled straight up to the stand and asked, Hey!" bum bum bum "Do you have any... CONDOMS???" *bum bum bum* **Then he waddled away WADDLE WADDLE**
The State of Florida has asked us to, Expose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad, but now were good, Were moving into your neighbourhood. We know were trying our best to be, Functioning members of society. Were not here to cause no trouble, Were legally required to do the Sex Offender Shuffle
@@CommunicationsOfficer535 nooooooooo my premium subscription. No more free hot diggity dogs. And now I can't come inside. Because its no longer fun inside.
No, Spider man has very specific powers derived from spiders. No single Spider man can actually do everything all spiders can. This does mean however that there is a Spider Man with the ability to impregnate spiders. Spiderverse n all that.
I'm probo gonna get the Duolingo app, ignore the hell out of it, and let Duolingo Thanos Snap my ass outta existance just to unsee that one. Fucking hell, that one comment- although technically true- was so very freaking wrong on so many levels...
I think someone has the refilling superpower at 8:40 because I woke up with diarrhea and it hasn't stopped for more than 5 minutes at a time, so I get done wiping, go lay back down, pull the blanket upp, then immediately take the blanket back off, and waddle back to the bathroom kill me please
7:43 Emkay: whenever i look inside all the eyes all their soulless anime eyes Me: i don't see why are they soulless what i see is just some anime girls that is just staring at this person (who take this picture) soul
You made me double-check... I see where it's cursed now. No spoilers to others who still haven't looked hard enough. It's easy to glance over it unaware but once ya look closer...
@@sethtaros7757 ...I have seen that image so many times... and I never saw Time Red. I am disappointed in myself. For some reason, I just saw him as some weird extension of Agito.
@@hemashrivastava5501 There are two characters from Tokusatsu shows in there, amidst the anime hellscape: Kamen Rider Agito, the titular character of his series, and Time Fire, from Mirai Sentai, Timeranger. They aren't looking towards the camera, and just seem to be there, trapped by the anime.
07:33 Anime after getting cursed treatment,real version is much better than this cause this creeps even my weeb soul out EDIT:// I re-readed the title "stick em up" as emkay said "and as always",dunno if i should be happy,terrified or sad
Don’t forget how it stayed on the lawn outside the White House where it attacked anyone who when near it, and when it killed the little boy it was finally sent away, but never calmed down and killed several other sheep, even its own lamb before it was put down. They say that they weren’t even sure if Jefferson knew it was attacking people until it killed the kid. It sure was an aggressive boi. I’m pretty sure it had some really kickass name too
Up until this moment, I thought that Andrew Jackson's parrot - the one that he taught how to cuss, and it kept cussing over the priest at Jackson's own funeral until the parrot had to be forcefully removed - was the coolest Presidential pet _ever._ I _gladly_ stand corrected!
I low how Agito and Quantum Ranger are in the back of the train and are leaning forward like: We've been here for three day's. They won't let us leave! Get out, get out while you can!
Well, I’m curious on how you want oni-chan to “stick em up.” Last time I said that to someone was back when I was taking children’s insides and selling them in the black market.
Demi god 8599 Ah yeah, I forgot. Which business you work for? I’m currently on the lower ranks, probably gonna move up to the slaughter and slavery soon.
Almond Milkッ I’m in the higher ranks making immigrate children make shoes then once we’re done we eat them it’s a good deal but I’ve been going to the orphanage and just getting kids fresh off the menu
Adam Volný imagine if one of them just catches you before you fall out the train and they all gather around and consume you and turn you into one of them 0-0
Thor has 2 goats that he can slaughter and eat, lay out the bones overnight, and they're whole again the next day. Endless sacrifices, endless new cars!
everytime i hear it i think “yipeeyaikayeayeeeeee kaiyooooo” or “woooooooweeeeeeee makin bacon” its never anything else until i start thinking about more things Engineer says. but those are always the first things to come into my head
7:32 it's the Fam squad...all tho I lost most of the pillows it¨s weird how you have to trap them in your basement so they don't run away I get weird vibes when I'm in bed and they move and scream ¨help¨ like a 27-year-old man.
While it's more likely that you are hallucinating, someone did invent compressed sound beams that travel like a laser and when it's focused on you, it sounds like the sound is originating from inside your head. I think they were installed on some soda vending machines somewhere.
3:18 why was my first thought “George Wesley wrote that”. Too be honest that was the saddest death in Harry Potter I have cried too many tears because of him
7:30 One of those look very familiar to me, from a furry thing my friends showed me- I could just be imagining it after seeing the thing they showed me.
thats more a blursed image for me. i take the train all the time, so to see that will just make my day. ....until i start wondering why they’re all starin at me. gonna prolly pull a fnaf move and try to stuff me in an anime suit like the rest of them.... “one of us” they’ll chant, repeatedly... until i start to chant too as the next poor soul walks onto the train in the next stop nico-nico-nee bruh
Lanthan -Aka Loli- i did this to a bunch of other comments and idk why. glad to know i freaked a bunch of randos out like yaself at almost 6:30 in the morning in America lol
I still feel bad for whoever the Kamen Rider Agito and TimeRed cosplayers where in the thumbnail due to having to be in the same infamous image as the masks that haunt my nightmares.
"None. There're no lasers. Not yet!" You're the curse commenter for this one! *GASP* Edit: Nobody else notices the lone Kamen Rider among those anime girls? (It's his harem!) Just me? Okay.
It's a world of terror a world of horror but scarier than all that, a world of ANIME. You have been running for hours, just trying to escape when suddenly... 7:34 "EmkayChan uwu I WOOOOOVE YOU" You hear millions upon billions of voices saying it over and over "EmkayChan uwu I WOOOOOVE YOU" "EmkayChan uwu I WOOOOOVE YOU" "EmkayChan uwu I WOOOOOVE YOU" "EmkayChan uwu I WOOOOOVE YOU" It's all you can hear, when suddenly you hear something else "HELLO LADIES IT IS I EMKAYCHAN" he bends down to your height and whispers in your ear "I love you" you see he has came his pants "U GOOD M8?" you try to say but all you say is "b-b-buddy aw wou oke?" NO! YOUR TURNING INTO ONE OF THEM You cry in pain as you turn into a anime girl You are them now.
7:30
Anime Girls: *The* *council* *will* *decide* *your* *fate*
Wh-Wh-What is our judgement, uwu~!?
Kenneth M.W. Li Not a weeaboo? Purge the heratic!
Say that to palpatine who's actually the entire senate himself
Wow you got h e a r t e d
Uh oh
Damien : laughs at his own joke
Oxgen: ight ima headout
*WHEEEEEEZZZZEEEE*
Ah yes, *O x g e n*
*O X G E N*
TradeMark™
Shall I tell him or is this r/ whooosh
0:03
“Sacrificed mine awhile ago but hey, now I got this sick new car”
You really shouldn’t be driving a dead goat around.
Eventually the heart that you’re using as a brake collapses and you accidentally splatter a child in entrails.
Sounds like this dude pulled off a goat simulator.
I do that in a normal car
@@parkerwells3317 r/cursedcomments
IndecisiveNerd 69
omg same
Sir Apple
Now we'd have another heart. And a new car, probably.
I love how Damien at 11:49 immediately after reading the last reply just finishes the video, as if that last one pushed him over the edge and he couldn’t do any more.
There are two types of people in this world:
People who are just really cursed and messed up
People who post cursed comments to get featured on this subreddit
I love when he has to stop and compose himself before continuing.
yes
Wish he'd do the same in bed.
Leon Žužić ur not funny
Esphagus YES HE IS
1:41
EmKay: reads a funny comment
Emkay’s brain:
Emkay: makes a slightly less funny joke:
Enkay’s brain: hm, yes, this joke is made out of W H E E Z E
Edit: realized the last Emkay is spelled ‘Enkay’. No, I’m not changing it.
Edit 2: this comment is pure again. Sorry about that :P
*enkay*
*enkay*
*enkay*
*enkay*
TheGreatPurpleBlade *enkay*
10:54 When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand:
"Hey!" Buh buh buh
"I'm legally required to tell you that I'm a registered sexual predator."
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle...
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle..
Then he waddled away waddle waddle till the very next day pom pom pom pom pom pom pom
And so the Duck waddled straight up to the stand and asked, Hey!" bum bum bum "Do you have any... CONDOMS???" *bum bum bum* **Then he waddled away WADDLE WADDLE**
The State of Florida has asked us to,
Expose our sexual crimes to you.
We were bad, but now were good,
Were moving into your neighbourhood.
We know were trying our best to be,
Functioning members of society.
Were not here to cause no trouble,
Were legally required to do the Sex Offender Shuffle
"Spider man spider man does what ever a spide can"
Does that mean he can impregnate spiders?
You have been banned from the Mickey Mouse club for inappropriate behavior
@@CommunicationsOfficer535 nooooooooo my premium subscription. No more free hot diggity dogs. And now I can't come inside. Because its no longer fun inside.
No, Spider man has very specific powers derived from spiders. No single Spider man can actually do everything all spiders can. This does mean however that there is a Spider Man with the ability to impregnate spiders. Spiderverse n all that.
spiders-man can
@@CommunicationsOfficer535 (breaks in and starts pulling off clothes)
9:10 "Sims can no longer try for baby with the gRiM rEaPeR"
“Peter rabbit of the concrete jungle” is one of the most hilariously disturbing things I’ve ever read. It’s brilliant.
Why?
I don't get it.
9:51 I was drinking then I sprayed water out of my mouth when I heard "sorry Daddy, I've been a naughty Slave"
I'm probo gonna get the Duolingo app, ignore the hell out of it, and let Duolingo Thanos Snap my ass outta existance just to unsee that one.
Fucking hell, that one comment- although technically true- was so very freaking wrong on so many levels...
That had me dying laughing, I almost choked on my applesauce lmao
69th like
*wait what*
R/THATISFUCKINGCURSED
Points gun at you. It's not like I'm robbing you BAKA!
So what does a tsundere robber be like?
*This comment might blow up*
@@Sallyam Will it
@Saih Gonzalez ?
@Saih Gonzalez ORA ORA ORA!!!!!
@Saih Gonzalez oof i do not understand
I think someone has the refilling superpower at 8:40 because I woke up with diarrhea and it hasn't stopped for more than 5 minutes at a time, so I get done wiping, go lay back down, pull the blanket upp, then immediately take the blanket back off, and waddle back to the bathroom kill me please
*cocks gun*
With pleasure
7:18
I NEVER EVEN NOTICED THE TISSUES AT FIRST,IM JUST SURPRISED THAT THEY DID A JOKE LIKE THAT
7:33 everyone dressd up as an anime girl and then there's that guy in the back dressed as a power ranger
No a kamen rider
@@matthewdennler2953 pardon me, never heard of them, care to explain what they are?
@@vitaleriof theyre the same series heck powerangers is an American translation of its sister series
I don't understand the joke in this image can you please explain
@@hemashrivastava5501 uhh... not now. Maybe a couple of years later
1:32 "My dead grandma strokes faster than you!"
What the gym teacher says in a porno
E
*hol' up*
@@WaterDoesGaming yea that makes sense
I can never think of whether to like or dislike.
Tom Lovett I can make the decision for you. Like the video, that dislike button you see is a hallucination and your brain is messing with ya
To many drugs. They're making you hallucinate.
Enkay
Make an alt account and dislike in that one while liking on this one
The objectively correct answer is to like.
7:43
Emkay: whenever i look inside all the eyes all their soulless anime eyes
Me: i don't see why are they soulless what i see is just some anime girls that is just staring at this person (who take this picture) soul
7:30. Kamen Rider Agito: Dear sweet Gaim, I pray Decade finds us and gets us out of here...fast.
Suddenly, oma zi o appears and destroys the timeline
When i first saw the title
"i Fear No Man"
"But that Thing"
"shows the Thumbnail"
"It scares me"
( edit: :D )
Same
You spelled aroused wrong
@@viz_who1499 ?
That tru doe
Kill it with fire
11:10 "that's really cool!"
Ignores the cursed image
What I see is 100% blessed.
you call that cursed?
You made me double-check...
I see where it's cursed now.
No spoilers to others who still haven't looked hard enough. It's easy to glance over it unaware but once ya look closer...
You spelled arousing wrong
@@superwhatevergamin9634 I don't get it
_Gangsta on the streets, Oni-chan in the sheets_
Now is the time.
Awaken My Masters
@@Saucemaster251 *Aiaiaiaia*
Speeeeddwagooooooon
Moss in the peats.
_senpai has a big meat_
7:30
Does anyone else see the one non-anime girl in there? If you're curious, that is actually a character: Kamen Rider Agito.
I’ve seen one (1) person notice timered in the comments.
@@sethtaros7757 ...I have seen that image so many times... and I never saw Time Red. I am disappointed in myself. For some reason, I just saw him as some weird extension of Agito.
@@sydneysleeper9642 dude I can't get the joke in this image can you explain please
@@hemashrivastava5501 There are two characters from Tokusatsu shows in there, amidst the anime hellscape: Kamen Rider Agito, the titular character of his series, and Time Fire, from Mirai Sentai, Timeranger. They aren't looking towards the camera, and just seem to be there, trapped by the anime.
Ha
6:25
*Memeulous appears*
"What is this? A Crossover episode?"
07:33 Anime after getting cursed treatment,real version is much better than this cause this creeps even my weeb soul out
EDIT:// I re-readed the title "stick em up" as emkay said "and as always",dunno if i should be happy,terrified or sad
They look like they gonna murder you goddammit
LOL if you look in the back there's Kamen Rider agito and time red ( or to Western audiences the Time Force Red Ranger)
That’s why I need to wear a Doomslayer cosplay
And as always! 😊 Beg for your life! 😊
EmKay no not good enough
7:30
Anime girls : "You came to the wrong neighborhood, Onii-chan."
Kamen Rider :
TimeRed/Time Force Red Ranger:
hentai protagonist: no, i don't think so
That's Agito, but why is he there
@@danthunderblast1107 he be getting some wild anime pussy after all those battles
Sorry senpai but you have to go
“What’s it like to have a pet goat?”
I dunno, ask Thomas Jefferson. His goat was pretty cool. It killed a person once
That goat was doing the Lord's work.
Lord Starscream's work to be precise.
President Starscream
I just heard G1 Megatron’s “STARSCREAM” while reading your comment.
I see hamilton won't ever leave me, even when I try to escape it
Don’t forget how it stayed on the lawn outside the White House where it attacked anyone who when near it, and when it killed the little boy it was finally sent away, but never calmed down and killed several other sheep, even its own lamb before it was put down. They say that they weren’t even sure if Jefferson knew it was attacking people until it killed the kid. It sure was an aggressive boi. I’m pretty sure it had some really kickass name too
Up until this moment, I thought that Andrew Jackson's parrot - the one that he taught how to cuss, and it kept cussing over the priest at Jackson's own funeral until the parrot had to be forcefully removed - was the coolest Presidential pet _ever._
I _gladly_ stand corrected!
I low how Agito and Quantum Ranger are in the back of the train and are leaning forward like:
We've been here for three day's. They won't let us leave! Get out, get out while you can!
Agito would probably asked them to find Decade or Oma Zio, as only they have the power to free them from the anime.
1:35 imagine an auto tuned moan.
7:40 My time has finally come.
**eyes vanish**
WTF,.. where did They go??
@@EmKay r/wooosh
EmKay inside of me!
@@urukhai5729 how is it r/woosh?
No, this is exactly where I want to go.
Oh f*ck it's the Nintendo player who keeps beating me in Mario kart
Oh f*uck it's Anime
@@EmKay you just censored nothing but also did censor something
EmKay What the f*uck?
I will take Cybertron thank you very much
This is the best thing to say after JUST coming home from school. EmKay.
Bruh why is everyone in school I'm on break
Where I live its 8:12 am
Time zones are just straight up confusing-
@@jaquaviusvonquayquayiii5463 That's real lucky
@@_sleepy_head11 I agree
I too have vacation.... Yet i still feel like im in prison :v
“Carl and shaggy stuck doing the mac-STUCK”
-EmKay
Meanwhile, Emkay be like: “Me and my brother watching my dad get the lethal inJECTSHUHUHUN!”
7:40 you will get twice the fear if you look at the bug man (agito) on the left
What about Time Force Red Ranger?
*timered that is japan get it right.
@@sethtaros7757 Yikes, its interchangeable.
Ah fellow kamen rider fans
7:40 Me: nope *opens door and jumps of the train* Me in my mind while doing this: better be dead then red
Ziomalo Gaming
you’ll be both if the train movin... ya dead and red either way. cuz blood
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
@@dangray6455 what if they have periods, or they weren't deflored?
@vlad cucu they are hentai girls they are made just for a good fuck don’t worry
@@thelivingliver6715I am a bale of hay, can't you see? I got no blood
@Ziomalo Gaming he was not trying to offend you he was just making a joke it there is no r/wooosh cause I now were you are coming from
Well, I’m curious on how you want oni-chan to “stick em up.”
Last time I said that to someone was back when I was taking children’s insides and selling them in the black market.
I really the first line and was about to say "Wow you made that so much more cursed" and then I read the second line and just
w
why
Nah we capture the kids then just eat them we don’t go to the black market we like em fresh come down to the orphanage for a free meal and no charge
Demi god 8599 Ah yeah, I forgot. Which business you work for? I’m currently on the lower ranks, probably gonna move up to the slaughter and slavery soon.
This just keeps getting worse
Almond Milkッ I’m in the higher ranks making immigrate children make shoes then once we’re done we eat them it’s a good deal but I’ve been going to the orphanage and just getting kids fresh off the menu
7:02
I'M TRYING I'M TRYING TO SLEEP BUT I CANT BUT I CANT WHEN YOU ALL HAVE GUNS FOR HANDS
anyone part of the skeleton clique? ||-//
8:00 fun fact: Jeffery dahmer didnt eat people if they had tattoos, he thought the ink made them taste weird
Any subreddit : *exist*
Emkay: *whezzes in Damien*
11:03 *SAO music intensifies*
Hey dude, I can feel what my character feels!
*Gets to a final level fire section*
Uhh... Well s---. Guess Imma do a no-hit run.
you know SAO too? have you seen Alicization yet it's the new season?
SAO takes place in 2022 just wait
Never mind
@@tenyaiida7721that aged like milk.
*I feel discomfort and pleasure when I watch this video*
Cmdr. Lewdiepie
i think i found who the anime girls were staring at in the thumbnail... too accurate to NOT be you
Like 90% of these subs humour is just really fucked up scenarios
Perfect. This is the desired emotion. You have retrieved value from this video.
*_Displeasure_*
*when your brother and you are banging*
None of the posts are truly funny, but this guy's wheeze makes me laugh hysterically in all of these videos. Good job, narrator.
7:30 everyone is talking about the anime girls
yet no one notices the knight just acting like he belongs
"Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the Paramedics"
Yeah, I am going to use that.
7:34 Ok, so, I'm gonna leave now. No no, there's no need for stopping the train.
Adam Volný
imagine if one of them just catches you before you fall out the train and they all gather around and consume you and turn you into one of them 0-0
Ok. I didn't need to sleep tonight.
I'm too much of a weeb for that picture to scare me at all, but what "I am allergic to negativity" wrote makes it scary now lol.
Adam Volný 😂
Why do people think that is cursed?
0:35 well I shoved a purple one up there but all I have is a sudden urge to kill the avengers
Did thanos convince you to kill the avengers before, during or after he shoved his purple one up in your ass?
@@Potato_Peel_ all at once
Or do you have temptation to kill *FNAF music Intensifies*
Reditor: “Good thing I know black magic.”
Damian: “That’s enough redit for one day.”
i laughed so hard at this video that i moved around a blood vessel in my eyeball
Thor has 2 goats that he can slaughter and eat, lay out the bones overnight, and they're whole again the next day. Endless sacrifices, endless new cars!
just be careful not to break any or he’ll take you to compete with giants
@@addictedtobroadway9350 ah, I see you, too, are a person of class.
@@addictedtobroadway9350 remember to never trust Loki when he tells you to mess with anything that belongs to Thor... or just don't trust Loki at all.
EpicPinkCreeper hey I resent that.
Did you realize that Megatron had a bucket head this whole time?
"You came to came to the wrong neighborhood, Onii-Chan"
r/ihadastroke
Yeah, dude.
It's spelled "onii-chan", with two "i"s.
@@Burn_Angel I feel educated
Spleens....
@@Burn_Angel I don't get the joke can you please explain
@@hemashrivastava5501 An oni is some kind of demonic ogre, so saying "oni-chan" is...pretty weird.
Anytime i hear "Engineer" I just hear "YeeY!" in my head.
everytime i hear it i think
“yipeeyaikayeayeeeeee kaiyooooo”
or
“woooooooweeeeeeee makin bacon”
its never anything else until i start thinking about more things Engineer says. but those are always the first things to come into my head
Everytime I hear Engineer I hear "erecting a dispenser." But sometimes it's just "erect"
Toasty Boi
please tell me in your head he says “erect” in super slow motion
@@thelivingliver6715 y e s.
Toasty Boi
im gonna go find a video of that....
for.... research purposes
7:32 it's the Fam squad...all tho I lost most of the pillows it¨s weird how you have to trap them in your basement so they don't run away I get weird vibes when I'm in bed and they move and scream ¨help¨ like a 27-year-old man.
7:40
Pants:aight imma head out
Hand:UP DOWN UP DOWN
Damien: consistent volume throughout the video
Damien: AND THAT'S GONNA DO IT FOR CURSED COMMENTS
2:49 What about the person in the wheelchair? I guess grandma's gonna be crawling
That thumbnail is a Madlad image
Cursed madladad
It scarred me fore lifu
Cheedos Ok and?
Cheedos
toxic much? not every weeb plays gacha life, and even if they do, what is wrong with that?
seriously your insults are unecessary
Cheedos
everyone has opinions, you selfish prick. honestly, you’re just a pathetic 5 year old
idk what is more funny, the coments or emkay's wheeze 😂
Emkays preview pic: hey onii-chan~. Agito in the background: wait what
7:37 Like if you saw Agito
Is nobody noticing timered as well?
Oh shit you're right!
WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HEEEEEEEE
" you came to the wrong neighborhood, ohii-chan"
Or the right one
USAisbest ever
finally someone speakin my language
*W E E B*
Gary The Snail DWEEB
the almighty demon king bruh it was a joke to do with the post. Found the real web xD. You’ve got hentai to catch up on bro, get back to they lmao
Me: Astrotrain you might want to fly right now
Dafuq? I turned off the volume completely and I can still hear Damien’s voice in my head.
He is. Inside.
While it's more likely that you are hallucinating, someone did invent compressed sound beams that travel like a laser and when it's focused on you, it sounds like the sound is originating from inside your head. I think they were installed on some soda vending machines somewhere.
@@EmKay Kinky.
9:17 Shaggy looks like he's f*cking carl on the shadow
7:38 I love this photo... There's fucking Kamen Rider Agito and TimeRed there. It's amazing.
So this subreddit is basically the cursed version of r/madlads
I watched the entire shaggy and Carl video and when that song came round as a tik tok trend I wanted my soul to be devoured
God...Damien saying "sorry daddy" made me feel a certain type of way 😳
Cursed comment
dude wtf
9:03. We watched that in my class during lunch. It was beautiful.
3:18 why was my first thought “George Wesley wrote that”.
Too be honest that was the saddest death in Harry Potter I have cried too many tears because of him
I was watching EmKay when I got the notification.
Grape Gameplayz
Emkayseption :0
That's actually insane. Can you tell us more?
@@EmKay killed him already
8:31
Okay, but I need to write this as a JoJo OC stand ability.
Cool
7:30 One of those look very familiar to me, from a furry thing my friends showed me- I could just be imagining it after seeing the thing they showed me.
9:10
“Me and my brother watching my dad get the lethal-“ 𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀
9:09 here's another thing to blow you're mind, it's Carl and Shaggy doing the macarena for nine hours to "never gonna break my stride"
Im on my way home and i just payed money to watch Emkay without wifi
The thumbnail describes a very
Verrrrry disturbing images
thats more a blursed image for me.
i take the train all the time, so to see that will just make my day. ....until i start wondering why they’re all starin at me. gonna prolly pull a fnaf move and try to stuff me in an anime suit like the rest of them.... “one of us” they’ll chant, repeatedly... until i start to chant too as the next poor soul walks onto the train in the next stop
nico-nico-nee bruh
@@thelivingliver6715 what the hell
Lanthan -Aka Loli-
i did this to a bunch of other comments and idk why. glad to know i freaked a bunch of randos out like yaself at almost 6:30 in the morning in America lol
@@thelivingliver6715 I mean
Yah sure man
It's 4:00 pm for me doe
Lanthan -Aka Loli-
why america is a bigger country than multiple countries combined........
5:03 funniest sh*t I have ever seen
I absolutely LOTH the meme of “Eevee becomes a Ghost Type with a *BRICK”* you literally MURDER an innocent Eevee just because you wanted a GHOST.
That key one got me. Usually I focus on destroying or erasing evidence, not hiding it...
7:37 hmm one of them looks suspicious…nah its probably nothin :D
im blind what is it
In the middle you can see Kamen Rider, which has the yellow armor
@@oddacity5883 weird flex but ok
*Lol jay's comment before deleting it*
''So mean the japan power ranger''
Me: wat :/
@@knightofdrawnschooltables Hol up. Isn't Japanese power rangers called power rangers?
I hate turning Eevee into a ghost type, it's impossible to clean.
drink the blood its easier than cleaning it and its better
@@toasterhavingabath6980 r/Cursedcomments
Oh god no
Me: *Sees thumbnail*
Also me: "Jerking is a valid tactic"
Emkay: *Laughs at something funny*
also Emkay: *WHEEZ*
1:20 I almost died of laughter from this... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9:39 that shower machine is pretty common in here south korea
And It hurts much.
Well it looks effective at least... Even if it is from being power washed in every angle at once.
7:30
Look closer
There's a couple random Power Rangers in the picture
This One is so old...
I still feel bad for whoever the Kamen Rider Agito and TimeRed cosplayers where in the thumbnail due to having to be in the same infamous image as the masks that haunt my nightmares.
I love how you can tell how relieved He sounds at the end when He says ‘That’s it for r/cursed comments’
Kids can know the difference between a baby crying and an actual ambulance
REAL men can know the difference of Damiens voice and Zacks voice
"None. There're no lasers. Not yet!" You're the curse commenter for this one! *GASP*
Edit: Nobody else notices the lone Kamen Rider among those anime girls? (It's his harem!) Just me? Okay.
Make sure that there's plenty of protectors for Japan
I like the fact that he can make something as cursed as r/cursedcomments funny.
👌 I'm not sorry
10:13 get a 100 dolars and act that you cant get and give the cat bullet prof vest
7:30 why AR’s exist
(Steps on train, doom music starts, pulls out gun, loads gun, pumped up kicks plays, youve came to you’re last train Weebs,)
It's a world of terror a world of horror but scarier than all that, a world of ANIME. You have been running for hours, just trying to escape when suddenly...
7:34 "EmkayChan uwu I WOOOOOVE YOU"
You hear millions upon billions of voices saying it over and over
"EmkayChan uwu I WOOOOOVE YOU" "EmkayChan uwu I WOOOOOVE YOU" "EmkayChan uwu I WOOOOOVE YOU" "EmkayChan uwu I WOOOOOVE YOU"
It's all you can hear, when suddenly you hear something else
"HELLO LADIES IT IS I EMKAYCHAN"
he bends down to your height and whispers in your ear
"I love you"
you see he has came his pants
"U GOOD M8?"
you try to say but all you say is
"b-b-buddy aw wou oke?"
NO! YOUR TURNING INTO ONE OF THEM
You cry in pain as you turn into a anime girl
You are them now.
7:34 I’ve seen this picture a lot and has anyone notice there’s a Kamen rider in there?
The real question is what the context for the photo
And that there's a time force red ( Sorry If I pronounce his name wrong because Its was a very long time since I watch that show)
3:26
Then I would steal as much candy as I could
0:59 what you do to my daughter i do it to you
7:30
Onii- chan... you... you weren't supposed to see this
9:11 in-YEC-SHAN *wheezes*. That killed me