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  • @KennethMWLi
    @KennethMWLi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5159

    7:30
    Anime Girls: *The* *council* *will* *decide* *your* *fate*

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +883

      Wh-Wh-What is our judgement, uwu~!?

    • @Crimson_Obelisk
      @Crimson_Obelisk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Kenneth M.W. Li Not a weeaboo? Purge the heratic!

    • @SpiritofFireMrVader
      @SpiritofFireMrVader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Say that to palpatine who's actually the entire senate himself

    • @mjwlol
      @mjwlol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Wow you got h e a r t e d

    • @EXILEDPSALAKANTHA
      @EXILEDPSALAKANTHA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Uh oh

  • @yassineslamm
    @yassineslamm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3450

    Damien : laughs at his own joke
    Oxgen: ight ima headout

  • @sirapple589
    @sirapple589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1408

    0:03
    “Sacrificed mine awhile ago but hey, now I got this sick new car”
    You really shouldn’t be driving a dead goat around.
    Eventually the heart that you’re using as a brake collapses and you accidentally splatter a child in entrails.

    • @cogpamp21schannel4
      @cogpamp21schannel4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Sounds like this dude pulled off a goat simulator.

    • @parkerwells3317
      @parkerwells3317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I do that in a normal car

    • @xyz.xander
      @xyz.xander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@parkerwells3317 r/cursedcomments

    • @cyanoobs9781
      @cyanoobs9781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      IndecisiveNerd 69
      omg same

    • @soubhadra
      @soubhadra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sir Apple
      Now we'd have another heart. And a new car, probably.

  • @bluestorm749
    @bluestorm749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I love how Damien at 11:49 immediately after reading the last reply just finishes the video, as if that last one pushed him over the edge and he couldn’t do any more.

  • @YoyIeCake
    @YoyIeCake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    There are two types of people in this world:
    People who are just really cursed and messed up
    People who post cursed comments to get featured on this subreddit

  • @Germadian
    @Germadian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    I love when he has to stop and compose himself before continuing.

    • @lukeolson5825
      @lukeolson5825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes

    • @ChungySlav
      @ChungySlav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wish he'd do the same in bed.

    • @Arkhalum
      @Arkhalum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Leon Žužić ur not funny

    • @danmoriarty6980
      @danmoriarty6980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Esphagus YES HE IS

    • @walp8408
      @walp8408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1:41

  • @Crimson_Obelisk
    @Crimson_Obelisk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1730

    EmKay: reads a funny comment
    Emkay’s brain:
    Emkay: makes a slightly less funny joke:
    Enkay’s brain: hm, yes, this joke is made out of W H E E Z E
    Edit: realized the last Emkay is spelled ‘Enkay’. No, I’m not changing it.
    Edit 2: this comment is pure again. Sorry about that :P

  • @greenbird6435
    @greenbird6435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    10:54 When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand:
    "Hey!" Buh buh buh
    "I'm legally required to tell you that I'm a registered sexual predator."

    • @nightsong81
      @nightsong81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Then he waddled away, waddle waddle...

    • @islandprincess714
      @islandprincess714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Then he waddled away, waddle waddle..

    • @justadegenerateweeb4251
      @justadegenerateweeb4251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Then he waddled away waddle waddle till the very next day pom pom pom pom pom pom pom

    • @sparkslime
      @sparkslime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And so the Duck waddled straight up to the stand and asked, Hey!" bum bum bum "Do you have any... CONDOMS???" *bum bum bum* **Then he waddled away WADDLE WADDLE**

    • @dreploop6002
      @dreploop6002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The State of Florida has asked us to,
      Expose our sexual crimes to you.
      We were bad, but now were good,
      Were moving into your neighbourhood.
      We know were trying our best to be,
      Functioning members of society.
      Were not here to cause no trouble,
      Were legally required to do the Sex Offender Shuffle

  • @mergy101dalmatians4
    @mergy101dalmatians4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "Spider man spider man does what ever a spide can"
    Does that mean he can impregnate spiders?

    • @CommunicationsOfficer535
      @CommunicationsOfficer535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You have been banned from the Mickey Mouse club for inappropriate behavior

    • @mergy101dalmatians4
      @mergy101dalmatians4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@CommunicationsOfficer535 nooooooooo my premium subscription. No more free hot diggity dogs. And now I can't come inside. Because its no longer fun inside.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, Spider man has very specific powers derived from spiders. No single Spider man can actually do everything all spiders can. This does mean however that there is a Spider Man with the ability to impregnate spiders. Spiderverse n all that.

    • @quinnception631
      @quinnception631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      spiders-man can

    • @soulofflame9999
      @soulofflame9999 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@CommunicationsOfficer535 (breaks in and starts pulling off clothes)

  • @anshiin
    @anshiin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    9:10 "Sims can no longer try for baby with the gRiM rEaPeR"

  • @tremen151
    @tremen151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    “Peter rabbit of the concrete jungle” is one of the most hilariously disturbing things I’ve ever read. It’s brilliant.

  • @asphyxia7512
    @asphyxia7512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    9:51 I was drinking then I sprayed water out of my mouth when I heard "sorry Daddy, I've been a naughty Slave"

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm probo gonna get the Duolingo app, ignore the hell out of it, and let Duolingo Thanos Snap my ass outta existance just to unsee that one.
      Fucking hell, that one comment- although technically true- was so very freaking wrong on so many levels...

    • @grumpy_roo
      @grumpy_roo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That had me dying laughing, I almost choked on my applesauce lmao

    • @compositebow151
      @compositebow151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69th like

    • @youraveragetroller4467
      @youraveragetroller4467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *wait what*

    • @ItzSkipper_
      @ItzSkipper_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R/THATISFUCKINGCURSED

  • @tohpingtiang4878
    @tohpingtiang4878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Points gun at you. It's not like I'm robbing you BAKA!
    So what does a tsundere robber be like?

    • @Sallyam
      @Sallyam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *This comment might blow up*

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Sallyam Will it

    • @Sallyam
      @Sallyam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Saih Gonzalez ?

    • @darklimevlogs8637
      @darklimevlogs8637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Saih Gonzalez ORA ORA ORA!!!!!

    • @darklimevlogs8637
      @darklimevlogs8637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Saih Gonzalez oof i do not understand

  • @calebturner405
    @calebturner405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think someone has the refilling superpower at 8:40 because I woke up with diarrhea and it hasn't stopped for more than 5 minutes at a time, so I get done wiping, go lay back down, pull the blanket upp, then immediately take the blanket back off, and waddle back to the bathroom kill me please

    • @EllpaFox47
      @EllpaFox47 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *cocks gun*
      With pleasure

  • @lapiscake1211
    @lapiscake1211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:18
    I NEVER EVEN NOTICED THE TISSUES AT FIRST,IM JUST SURPRISED THAT THEY DID A JOKE LIKE THAT

  • @vitaleriof
    @vitaleriof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    7:33 everyone dressd up as an anime girl and then there's that guy in the back dressed as a power ranger

    • @matthewdennler2953
      @matthewdennler2953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No a kamen rider

    • @vitaleriof
      @vitaleriof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@matthewdennler2953 pardon me, never heard of them, care to explain what they are?

    • @matthewdennler2953
      @matthewdennler2953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@vitaleriof theyre the same series heck powerangers is an American translation of its sister series

    • @hemashrivastava5501
      @hemashrivastava5501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't understand the joke in this image can you please explain

    • @__SunFlow__
      @__SunFlow__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hemashrivastava5501 uhh... not now. Maybe a couple of years later

  • @thelastword2305
    @thelastword2305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    1:32 "My dead grandma strokes faster than you!"

  • @puddlel1ama327
    @puddlel1ama327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    I can never think of whether to like or dislike.

    • @Crimson_Obelisk
      @Crimson_Obelisk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Tom Lovett I can make the decision for you. Like the video, that dislike button you see is a hallucination and your brain is messing with ya

    • @coconutthecockatiel478
      @coconutthecockatiel478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To many drugs. They're making you hallucinate.

    • @contentdeleted7159
      @contentdeleted7159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Enkay

    • @degeneratewithasideoftidep6795
      @degeneratewithasideoftidep6795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Make an alt account and dislike in that one while liking on this one

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The objectively correct answer is to like.

  • @nikolai6884
    @nikolai6884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    7:43
    Emkay: whenever i look inside all the eyes all their soulless anime eyes
    Me: i don't see why are they soulless what i see is just some anime girls that is just staring at this person (who take this picture) soul

  • @drixg555
    @drixg555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    7:30. Kamen Rider Agito: Dear sweet Gaim, I pray Decade finds us and gets us out of here...fast.

    • @warrentan831
      @warrentan831 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Suddenly, oma zi o appears and destroys the timeline

  • @maybexsuma2005
    @maybexsuma2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2202

    When i first saw the title
    "i Fear No Man"
    "But that Thing"
    "shows the Thumbnail"
    "It scares me"
    ( edit: :D )

  • @pulim-v
    @pulim-v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    11:10 "that's really cool!"
    Ignores the cursed image

    • @nightsong81
      @nightsong81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What I see is 100% blessed.

    • @noahhorton286
      @noahhorton286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you call that cursed?

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You made me double-check...
      I see where it's cursed now.
      No spoilers to others who still haven't looked hard enough. It's easy to glance over it unaware but once ya look closer...

    • @arthurthekyogre9155
      @arthurthekyogre9155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You spelled arousing wrong

    • @DiligentMantis
      @DiligentMantis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@superwhatevergamin9634 I don't get it

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    _Gangsta on the streets, Oni-chan in the sheets_

    • @Saucemaster251
      @Saucemaster251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Now is the time.
      Awaken My Masters

    • @hyokoura6068
      @hyokoura6068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Saucemaster251 *Aiaiaiaia*

    • @rimuru533
      @rimuru533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Speeeeddwagooooooon

    • @President_Starscream
      @President_Starscream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Moss in the peats.

    • @hotpikachu
      @hotpikachu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      _senpai has a big meat_

  • @sydneysleeper9642
    @sydneysleeper9642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    7:30
    Does anyone else see the one non-anime girl in there? If you're curious, that is actually a character: Kamen Rider Agito.

    • @sethtaros7757
      @sethtaros7757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ve seen one (1) person notice timered in the comments.

    • @sydneysleeper9642
      @sydneysleeper9642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sethtaros7757 ...I have seen that image so many times... and I never saw Time Red. I am disappointed in myself. For some reason, I just saw him as some weird extension of Agito.

    • @hemashrivastava5501
      @hemashrivastava5501 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sydneysleeper9642 dude I can't get the joke in this image can you explain please

    • @sydneysleeper9642
      @sydneysleeper9642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hemashrivastava5501 There are two characters from Tokusatsu shows in there, amidst the anime hellscape: Kamen Rider Agito, the titular character of his series, and Time Fire, from Mirai Sentai, Timeranger. They aren't looking towards the camera, and just seem to be there, trapped by the anime.

    • @bonnieshenton9426
      @bonnieshenton9426 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha

  • @UntotenTheo
    @UntotenTheo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:25
    *Memeulous appears*
    "What is this? A Crossover episode?"

  • @lu_mist8396
    @lu_mist8396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    07:33 Anime after getting cursed treatment,real version is much better than this cause this creeps even my weeb soul out
    EDIT:// I re-readed the title "stick em up" as emkay said "and as always",dunno if i should be happy,terrified or sad

    • @LegacyLunatic
      @LegacyLunatic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They look like they gonna murder you goddammit

    • @TheOGtokublaze
      @TheOGtokublaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL if you look in the back there's Kamen Rider agito and time red ( or to Western audiences the Time Force Red Ranger)

    • @tristinbreland3025
      @tristinbreland3025 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s why I need to wear a Doomslayer cosplay

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And as always! 😊 Beg for your life! 😊

    • @tristinbreland3025
      @tristinbreland3025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EmKay no not good enough

  • @justkaichi8269
    @justkaichi8269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    7:30
    Anime girls : "You came to the wrong neighborhood, Onii-chan."
    Kamen Rider :

    • @danialshamshuddin
      @danialshamshuddin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TimeRed/Time Force Red Ranger:

    • @SalvaLovesJesus04
      @SalvaLovesJesus04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      hentai protagonist: no, i don't think so

    • @danthunderblast1107
      @danthunderblast1107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's Agito, but why is he there

    • @anphans4238
      @anphans4238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@danthunderblast1107 he be getting some wild anime pussy after all those battles

    • @hotpikachu
      @hotpikachu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sorry senpai but you have to go

  • @branastasia8013
    @branastasia8013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    “What’s it like to have a pet goat?”
    I dunno, ask Thomas Jefferson. His goat was pretty cool. It killed a person once

    • @President_Starscream
      @President_Starscream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That goat was doing the Lord's work.
      Lord Starscream's work to be precise.

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      President Starscream
      I just heard G1 Megatron’s “STARSCREAM” while reading your comment.

    • @spook_z
      @spook_z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I see hamilton won't ever leave me, even when I try to escape it

    • @addictedtobroadway9350
      @addictedtobroadway9350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don’t forget how it stayed on the lawn outside the White House where it attacked anyone who when near it, and when it killed the little boy it was finally sent away, but never calmed down and killed several other sheep, even its own lamb before it was put down. They say that they weren’t even sure if Jefferson knew it was attacking people until it killed the kid. It sure was an aggressive boi. I’m pretty sure it had some really kickass name too

    • @BloodyBay
      @BloodyBay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Up until this moment, I thought that Andrew Jackson's parrot - the one that he taught how to cuss, and it kept cussing over the priest at Jackson's own funeral until the parrot had to be forcefully removed - was the coolest Presidential pet _ever._
      I _gladly_ stand corrected!

  • @bloodrosereaper2099
    @bloodrosereaper2099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I low how Agito and Quantum Ranger are in the back of the train and are leaning forward like:
    We've been here for three day's. They won't let us leave! Get out, get out while you can!

    • @ryaniversen8029
      @ryaniversen8029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agito would probably asked them to find Decade or Oma Zio, as only they have the power to free them from the anime.

  • @Wolf762x39
    @Wolf762x39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:35 imagine an auto tuned moan.

  • @oppositereality3792
    @oppositereality3792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    7:40 My time has finally come.
    **eyes vanish**

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      WTF,.. where did They go??

    • @urukhai5729
      @urukhai5729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EmKay r/wooosh

    • @fluttershy1529
      @fluttershy1529 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      EmKay inside of me!

    • @MariaMedina-qe5gc
      @MariaMedina-qe5gc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@urukhai5729 how is it r/woosh?

  • @michaelliu8887
    @michaelliu8887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    No, this is exactly where I want to go.

    • @waffledkirb
      @waffledkirb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh f*ck it's the Nintendo player who keeps beating me in Mario kart

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh f*uck it's Anime

    • @toasterhavingabath6980
      @toasterhavingabath6980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EmKay you just censored nothing but also did censor something

    • @k_benicool
      @k_benicool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      EmKay What the f*uck?

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I will take Cybertron thank you very much

  • @LuxrayLloyd
    @LuxrayLloyd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    This is the best thing to say after JUST coming home from school. EmKay.

    • @jaquaviusvonquayquayiii5463
      @jaquaviusvonquayquayiii5463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruh why is everyone in school I'm on break

    • @_sleepy_head11
      @_sleepy_head11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where I live its 8:12 am
      Time zones are just straight up confusing-

    • @LuxrayLloyd
      @LuxrayLloyd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaquaviusvonquayquayiii5463 That's real lucky

    • @LuxrayLloyd
      @LuxrayLloyd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_sleepy_head11 I agree

    • @ashbroccoli
      @ashbroccoli 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I too have vacation.... Yet i still feel like im in prison :v

  • @gameking9131
    @gameking9131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Carl and shaggy stuck doing the mac-STUCK”
    -EmKay

  • @ReturnOfMonke
    @ReturnOfMonke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Meanwhile, Emkay be like: “Me and my brother watching my dad get the lethal inJECTSHUHUHUN!”

  • @raichuodd8025
    @raichuodd8025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    7:40 you will get twice the fear if you look at the bug man (agito) on the left

  • @ziomaloiguess
    @ziomaloiguess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    7:40 Me: nope *opens door and jumps of the train* Me in my mind while doing this: better be dead then red

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ziomalo Gaming
      you’ll be both if the train movin... ya dead and red either way. cuz blood
      ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

    • @Wo-Lad
      @Wo-Lad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dangray6455 what if they have periods, or they weren't deflored?

    • @dangray6455
      @dangray6455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @vlad cucu they are hentai girls they are made just for a good fuck don’t worry

    • @ziomaloiguess
      @ziomaloiguess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thelivingliver6715I am a bale of hay, can't you see? I got no blood

    • @dangray6455
      @dangray6455 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ziomalo Gaming he was not trying to offend you he was just making a joke it there is no r/wooosh cause I now were you are coming from

  • @vinestaffery
    @vinestaffery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Well, I’m curious on how you want oni-chan to “stick em up.”
    Last time I said that to someone was back when I was taking children’s insides and selling them in the black market.

    • @lankymaccrazyhair264
      @lankymaccrazyhair264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I really the first line and was about to say "Wow you made that so much more cursed" and then I read the second line and just
      w
      why

    • @glatt0_
      @glatt0_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah we capture the kids then just eat them we don’t go to the black market we like em fresh come down to the orphanage for a free meal and no charge

    • @vinestaffery
      @vinestaffery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Demi god 8599 Ah yeah, I forgot. Which business you work for? I’m currently on the lower ranks, probably gonna move up to the slaughter and slavery soon.

    • @lankymaccrazyhair264
      @lankymaccrazyhair264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This just keeps getting worse

    • @glatt0_
      @glatt0_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Almond Milkッ I’m in the higher ranks making immigrate children make shoes then once we’re done we eat them it’s a good deal but I’ve been going to the orphanage and just getting kids fresh off the menu

  • @smlzbean361
    @smlzbean361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    7:02
    I'M TRYING I'M TRYING TO SLEEP BUT I CANT BUT I CANT WHEN YOU ALL HAVE GUNS FOR HANDS
    anyone part of the skeleton clique? ||-//

  • @abigailstiles884
    @abigailstiles884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:00 fun fact: Jeffery dahmer didnt eat people if they had tattoos, he thought the ink made them taste weird

  • @lanthan598
    @lanthan598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Any subreddit : *exist*
    Emkay: *whezzes in Damien*

  • @HarriWasHere
    @HarriWasHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    11:03 *SAO music intensifies*

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey dude, I can feel what my character feels!
      *Gets to a final level fire section*
      Uhh... Well s---. Guess Imma do a no-hit run.

    • @tenyaiida7721
      @tenyaiida7721 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you know SAO too? have you seen Alicization yet it's the new season?

    • @sue-y1581
      @sue-y1581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAO takes place in 2022 just wait

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never mind

    • @Anty_Praza
      @Anty_Praza ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@tenyaiida7721that aged like milk.

  • @adeowazhere
    @adeowazhere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    *I feel discomfort and pleasure when I watch this video*

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cmdr. Lewdiepie
      i think i found who the anime girls were staring at in the thumbnail... too accurate to NOT be you

    • @LmfaorozMinecraft
      @LmfaorozMinecraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like 90% of these subs humour is just really fucked up scenarios

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Perfect. This is the desired emotion. You have retrieved value from this video.

    • @xxhotsauce_stingerxx5961
      @xxhotsauce_stingerxx5961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *_Displeasure_*

    • @polyblank6433
      @polyblank6433 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *when your brother and you are banging*

  • @UnknownMercy6
    @UnknownMercy6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    None of the posts are truly funny, but this guy's wheeze makes me laugh hysterically in all of these videos. Good job, narrator.

  • @georgeplacey9430
    @georgeplacey9430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:30 everyone is talking about the anime girls
    yet no one notices the knight just acting like he belongs

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the Paramedics"
    Yeah, I am going to use that.

  • @Volnas97
    @Volnas97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    7:34 Ok, so, I'm gonna leave now. No no, there's no need for stopping the train.

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Adam Volný
      imagine if one of them just catches you before you fall out the train and they all gather around and consume you and turn you into one of them 0-0

    • @Volnas97
      @Volnas97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ok. I didn't need to sleep tonight.

    • @teubert2
      @teubert2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm too much of a weeb for that picture to scare me at all, but what "I am allergic to negativity" wrote makes it scary now lol.

    • @Jay-oy1ld
      @Jay-oy1ld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Adam Volný 😂

    • @channelnamehere-2486
      @channelnamehere-2486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why do people think that is cursed?

  • @connorwallace5274
    @connorwallace5274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    0:35 well I shoved a purple one up there but all I have is a sudden urge to kill the avengers

    • @Potato_Peel_
      @Potato_Peel_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did thanos convince you to kill the avengers before, during or after he shoved his purple one up in your ass?

    • @synphilia4776
      @synphilia4776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Potato_Peel_ all at once

    • @tenyaiida7721
      @tenyaiida7721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or do you have temptation to kill *FNAF music Intensifies*

  • @AzureGreatheart
    @AzureGreatheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Reditor: “Good thing I know black magic.”
    Damian: “That’s enough redit for one day.”

  • @henrysutherland5292
    @henrysutherland5292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i laughed so hard at this video that i moved around a blood vessel in my eyeball

  • @President_Starscream
    @President_Starscream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Thor has 2 goats that he can slaughter and eat, lay out the bones overnight, and they're whole again the next day. Endless sacrifices, endless new cars!

    • @addictedtobroadway9350
      @addictedtobroadway9350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      just be careful not to break any or he’ll take you to compete with giants

    • @President_Starscream
      @President_Starscream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@addictedtobroadway9350 ah, I see you, too, are a person of class.

    • @EpicPinkCreeper
      @EpicPinkCreeper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@addictedtobroadway9350 remember to never trust Loki when he tells you to mess with anything that belongs to Thor... or just don't trust Loki at all.

    • @lokilockness2970
      @lokilockness2970 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      EpicPinkCreeper hey I resent that.

    • @euaf-crimson1730
      @euaf-crimson1730 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you realize that Megatron had a bucket head this whole time?

  • @va-v
    @va-v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "You came to came to the wrong neighborhood, Onii-Chan"
    r/ihadastroke

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, dude.
      It's spelled "onii-chan", with two "i"s.

    • @va-v
      @va-v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Burn_Angel I feel educated

    • @masonmcdonald3932
      @masonmcdonald3932 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spleens....

    • @hemashrivastava5501
      @hemashrivastava5501 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Burn_Angel I don't get the joke can you please explain

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hemashrivastava5501 An oni is some kind of demonic ogre, so saying "oni-chan" is...pretty weird.

  • @reefslider1
    @reefslider1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Anytime i hear "Engineer" I just hear "YeeY!" in my head.

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      everytime i hear it i think
      “yipeeyaikayeayeeeeee kaiyooooo”
      or
      “woooooooweeeeeeee makin bacon”
      its never anything else until i start thinking about more things Engineer says. but those are always the first things to come into my head

    • @toasty5400
      @toasty5400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Everytime I hear Engineer I hear "erecting a dispenser." But sometimes it's just "erect"

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Toasty Boi
      please tell me in your head he says “erect” in super slow motion

    • @toasty5400
      @toasty5400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thelivingliver6715 y e s.

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Toasty Boi
      im gonna go find a video of that....
      for.... research purposes

  • @unkown_lewd_weeb_4205
    @unkown_lewd_weeb_4205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:32 it's the Fam squad...all tho I lost most of the pillows it¨s weird how you have to trap them in your basement so they don't run away I get weird vibes when I'm in bed and they move and scream ¨help¨ like a 27-year-old man.

  • @shmaaakaplayz2056
    @shmaaakaplayz2056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:40
    Pants:aight imma head out
    Hand:UP DOWN UP DOWN

  • @daddybondrewd
    @daddybondrewd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damien: consistent volume throughout the video
    Damien: AND THAT'S GONNA DO IT FOR CURSED COMMENTS

  • @splitfire9426
    @splitfire9426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    2:49 What about the person in the wheelchair? I guess grandma's gonna be crawling

  • @evadron6644
    @evadron6644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    That thumbnail is a Madlad image

    • @DunkleCheese
      @DunkleCheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cursed madladad

    • @lucikka3674
      @lucikka3674 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It scarred me fore lifu

    • @evadron6644
      @evadron6644 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheedos Ok and?

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cheedos
      toxic much? not every weeb plays gacha life, and even if they do, what is wrong with that?
      seriously your insults are unecessary

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cheedos
      everyone has opinions, you selfish prick. honestly, you’re just a pathetic 5 year old

  • @OwO-nk1zv
    @OwO-nk1zv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    idk what is more funny, the coments or emkay's wheeze 😂

  • @pixelbit2728
    @pixelbit2728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Emkays preview pic: hey onii-chan~. Agito in the background: wait what

  • @monsunoguy19
    @monsunoguy19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    7:37 Like if you saw Agito

    • @sethtaros7757
      @sethtaros7757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is nobody noticing timered as well?

    • @monsunoguy19
      @monsunoguy19 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh shit you're right!

    • @pixelbit2728
      @pixelbit2728 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HEEEEEEEE

  • @atrain1226
    @atrain1226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    " you came to the wrong neighborhood, ohii-chan"
    Or the right one

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      USAisbest ever
      finally someone speakin my language

    • @eddiepooles2326
      @eddiepooles2326 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *W E E B*

    • @Its-JustMari
      @Its-JustMari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gary The Snail DWEEB

    • @eddiepooles2326
      @eddiepooles2326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the almighty demon king bruh it was a joke to do with the post. Found the real web xD. You’ve got hentai to catch up on bro, get back to they lmao

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: Astrotrain you might want to fly right now

  • @ayazamikanz5299
    @ayazamikanz5299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Dafuq? I turned off the volume completely and I can still hear Damien’s voice in my head.

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is. Inside.

    • @keiths5021
      @keiths5021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      While it's more likely that you are hallucinating, someone did invent compressed sound beams that travel like a laser and when it's focused on you, it sounds like the sound is originating from inside your head. I think they were installed on some soda vending machines somewhere.

    • @thatoneotheridiot3361
      @thatoneotheridiot3361 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EmKay Kinky.

  • @Sonopitch
    @Sonopitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:17 Shaggy looks like he's f*cking carl on the shadow

  • @wargreysama
    @wargreysama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:38 I love this photo... There's fucking Kamen Rider Agito and TimeRed there. It's amazing.

  • @lanthan598
    @lanthan598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    So this subreddit is basically the cursed version of r/madlads

  • @robbieewing2318
    @robbieewing2318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I watched the entire shaggy and Carl video and when that song came round as a tik tok trend I wanted my soul to be devoured

  • @SindaccoFamily
    @SindaccoFamily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    God...Damien saying "sorry daddy" made me feel a certain type of way 😳

    • @notshariii
      @notshariii 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cursed comment

    • @jrfilm1
      @jrfilm1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      dude wtf

  • @zoui8215
    @zoui8215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:03. We watched that in my class during lunch. It was beautiful.

  • @Casisgreen
    @Casisgreen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:18 why was my first thought “George Wesley wrote that”.
    Too be honest that was the saddest death in Harry Potter I have cried too many tears because of him

  • @GrapeGameplayz
    @GrapeGameplayz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I was watching EmKay when I got the notification.

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grape Gameplayz
      Emkayseption :0

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's actually insane. Can you tell us more?

    • @toasterhavingabath6980
      @toasterhavingabath6980 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EmKay killed him already

  • @lotuseater2184
    @lotuseater2184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:31
    Okay, but I need to write this as a JoJo OC stand ability.

  • @Gumiiiiiirin
    @Gumiiiiiirin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:30 One of those look very familiar to me, from a furry thing my friends showed me- I could just be imagining it after seeing the thing they showed me.

  • @imactuallyquiteepic265
    @imactuallyquiteepic265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:10
    “Me and my brother watching my dad get the lethal-“ 𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀

  • @angelcakeart
    @angelcakeart 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:09 here's another thing to blow you're mind, it's Carl and Shaggy doing the macarena for nine hours to "never gonna break my stride"

  • @Sillelilguy
    @Sillelilguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Im on my way home and i just payed money to watch Emkay without wifi

  • @lanthan598
    @lanthan598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The thumbnail describes a very
    Verrrrry disturbing images

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats more a blursed image for me.
      i take the train all the time, so to see that will just make my day. ....until i start wondering why they’re all starin at me. gonna prolly pull a fnaf move and try to stuff me in an anime suit like the rest of them.... “one of us” they’ll chant, repeatedly... until i start to chant too as the next poor soul walks onto the train in the next stop
      nico-nico-nee bruh

    • @lanthan598
      @lanthan598 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thelivingliver6715 what the hell

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lanthan -Aka Loli-
      i did this to a bunch of other comments and idk why. glad to know i freaked a bunch of randos out like yaself at almost 6:30 in the morning in America lol

    • @lanthan598
      @lanthan598 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thelivingliver6715 I mean
      Yah sure man
      It's 4:00 pm for me doe

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lanthan -Aka Loli-
      why america is a bigger country than multiple countries combined........

  • @idontknowlol6786
    @idontknowlol6786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:03 funniest sh*t I have ever seen

  • @LUSProductionsOfficial
    @LUSProductionsOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely LOTH the meme of “Eevee becomes a Ghost Type with a *BRICK”* you literally MURDER an innocent Eevee just because you wanted a GHOST.

  • @rmt3589
    @rmt3589 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That key one got me. Usually I focus on destroying or erasing evidence, not hiding it...

  • @knightofdrawnschooltables
    @knightofdrawnschooltables 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    7:37 hmm one of them looks suspicious…nah its probably nothin :D

    • @kalvinwhy5849
      @kalvinwhy5849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      im blind what is it

    • @LeftDaStoveOn
      @LeftDaStoveOn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In the middle you can see Kamen Rider, which has the yellow armor

    • @LeftDaStoveOn
      @LeftDaStoveOn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oddacity5883 weird flex but ok

    • @knightofdrawnschooltables
      @knightofdrawnschooltables 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Lol jay's comment before deleting it*
      ''So mean the japan power ranger''
      Me: wat :/

    • @xshadowx32hd66
      @xshadowx32hd66 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@knightofdrawnschooltables Hol up. Isn't Japanese power rangers called power rangers?

  • @untitled3112
    @untitled3112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I hate turning Eevee into a ghost type, it's impossible to clean.

  • @puppet1show626
    @puppet1show626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me: *Sees thumbnail*
    Also me: "Jerking is a valid tactic"

  • @kimmstiny.
    @kimmstiny. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Emkay: *Laughs at something funny*
    also Emkay: *WHEEZ*

  • @sneakyjames01
    @sneakyjames01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:20 I almost died of laughter from this... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vibravavibing315
    @vibravavibing315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:39 that shower machine is pretty common in here south korea
    And It hurts much.

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well it looks effective at least... Even if it is from being power washed in every angle at once.

  • @axelwulf6220
    @axelwulf6220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:30
    Look closer
    There's a couple random Power Rangers in the picture
    This One is so old...

  • @GundamSneed
    @GundamSneed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I still feel bad for whoever the Kamen Rider Agito and TimeRed cosplayers where in the thumbnail due to having to be in the same infamous image as the masks that haunt my nightmares.

  • @Frazer227
    @Frazer227 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how you can tell how relieved He sounds at the end when He says ‘That’s it for r/cursed comments’

  • @justanormalmemeandanimelov7698
    @justanormalmemeandanimelov7698 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kids can know the difference between a baby crying and an actual ambulance
    REAL men can know the difference of Damiens voice and Zacks voice

  • @olymolly3637
    @olymolly3637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "None. There're no lasers. Not yet!" You're the curse commenter for this one! *GASP*
    Edit: Nobody else notices the lone Kamen Rider among those anime girls? (It's his harem!) Just me? Okay.

    • @matthewdennler2953
      @matthewdennler2953 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make sure that there's plenty of protectors for Japan

  • @splitfire9426
    @splitfire9426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I like the fact that he can make something as cursed as r/cursedcomments funny.
    👌 I'm not sorry

  • @jonapallasigue9532
    @jonapallasigue9532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:13 get a 100 dolars and act that you cant get and give the cat bullet prof vest

  • @dogelama0186
    @dogelama0186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:30 why AR’s exist
    (Steps on train, doom music starts, pulls out gun, loads gun, pumped up kicks plays, youve came to you’re last train Weebs,)

  • @squibkanotty99
    @squibkanotty99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's a world of terror a world of horror but scarier than all that, a world of ANIME. You have been running for hours, just trying to escape when suddenly...
    7:34 "EmkayChan uwu I WOOOOOVE YOU"
    You hear millions upon billions of voices saying it over and over
    "EmkayChan uwu I WOOOOOVE YOU" "EmkayChan uwu I WOOOOOVE YOU" "EmkayChan uwu I WOOOOOVE YOU" "EmkayChan uwu I WOOOOOVE YOU"
    It's all you can hear, when suddenly you hear something else
    "HELLO LADIES IT IS I EMKAYCHAN"
    he bends down to your height and whispers in your ear
    "I love you"
    you see he has came his pants
    "U GOOD M8?"
    you try to say but all you say is
    "b-b-buddy aw wou oke?"
    NO! YOUR TURNING INTO ONE OF THEM
    You cry in pain as you turn into a anime girl
    You are them now.

  • @coffe3935
    @coffe3935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:34 I’ve seen this picture a lot and has anyone notice there’s a Kamen rider in there?

    • @matthewdennler2953
      @matthewdennler2953 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The real question is what the context for the photo

    • @aloafofnotbreadbread7374
      @aloafofnotbreadbread7374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And that there's a time force red ( Sorry If I pronounce his name wrong because Its was a very long time since I watch that show)

  • @glowstonelovepad9294
    @glowstonelovepad9294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:26
    Then I would steal as much candy as I could

  • @rampratapsingh4431
    @rampratapsingh4431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:59 what you do to my daughter i do it to you

  • @Toxic_43
    @Toxic_43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:30
    Onii- chan... you... you weren't supposed to see this

  • @isabellamaza1702
    @isabellamaza1702 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:11 in-YEC-SHAN *wheezes*. That killed me