SimCity VS Skylines

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  • @petermausert6267
    @petermausert6267 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24830

    The funniest thing bout this video is, that everything they said what‘s missing in Cities Skylines, was just added later

    • @seiban8455
      @seiban8455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2109

      Yeah that's the paradox way alright. Leave it out on release to add it later via DLC.

    • @Memelord-md5hs
      @Memelord-md5hs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1504

      @@seiban8455 true but to paradox's credit they added the things in and the game is still good to play without them

    • @seiban8455
      @seiban8455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +397

      Well sort of, but the game was still lacking. I mean, without mods, there's very little content there.

    • @workshopofSatan
      @workshopofSatan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +665

      @@seiban8455 I have over 100 hours and am still having fun with no mods or dlc. I finally feel like I got through the tutorial and my newest city is doing well. I definitely can see how I might need to get some dlc to make it more replayable in the future though

    • @seiban8455
      @seiban8455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      @@workshopofSatan Good for you. Skylines is definitely the least broken and barebones without DLC of all of their games, in my opinion.

  • @jesselindsey9760
    @jesselindsey9760 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5493

    Things I learned playing SimCity: I can put hydro stations on waterfalls with no repercussions. Things I learned playing CIties Skylines: Actual traffic theory and application.

    • @ma14.27
      @ma14.27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      It's like comparing kindergarden with highschool. 😅

    • @Brix_H
      @Brix_H 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Makes you appreciate what your actual city does to help alleviate traffic

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      @Makise Kuristina I don’t think my real-life city randomly deletes the cars that are causing the problem.

    • @leelambert1559
      @leelambert1559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      WorldTravel1518 my city does. I was in a car where that happened. Just abyss for a few minutes and then I’m home. It’s honestly not that bad.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@leelambert1559 I stand corrected.

  • @martinnoreallymartin3661
    @martinnoreallymartin3661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13735

    "Just go offline"
    "I DONT KNOW HOW"

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Almost every teen girl in a nutshell...

    • @SapFeaRon
      @SapFeaRon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      @@PerfectAlibi1 that joke was about last simcity being always online tho, which was very bad idea...

    • @Schoolship.
      @Schoolship. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      online only games are the devil.

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Schoolship. *ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!!!*

    • @102830189291
      @102830189291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Zachary Barkey Of Courage you can Go in the offline Mode in sim City.

  • @TooLateForIeago
    @TooLateForIeago 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3226

    Five years later, it still blows my mind how large a step back SimCity was for its franchise and how superior Skylines is.

    • @bigoljoe1829
      @bigoljoe1829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      6 years later and I still feel the most robbed by SimCity, and I've been held up at gunpoint before.

    • @renewagain6956
      @renewagain6956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂

    • @fluffynator6222
      @fluffynator6222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The micromanagement was genius but everything else... Jesus Christ...

    • @kithranen1542
      @kithranen1542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Oh my sweet summer child, I was playing SimCity on NES in 1989. So 30 years later my poor age-addled mind was blown by Cities: Skylines.
      Imagine the hassle of utilizing a left-hand menu system with a handheld console controller with two(!) buttons. But it was all we had. It was either that or go outside and play with a stick and a stone... get off my lawn!

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh yeah true I never played simcity because I never had a PC good enough to run it tho I played a Wii and a DS version of SimCity but man I could tell how much simcity downgraded and how much better cities skylines was even compare to older SimCity games

  • @MrMortull
    @MrMortull 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8415

    "J-just go offline."
    "I don't know how!"
    Genius.

    • @hellothere_1257
      @hellothere_1257 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I don't own the newest Sim City. Is this a reference to some stupid EA online only policy?

    • @MrMortull
      @MrMortull 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Yes. Yes it is!
      It's also a joke about how counter-intuitive SimCity can be sometimes... to the point that a lot of players just can't figure through some pretty basic things.

    • @GigAnonymous
      @GigAnonymous 8 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I think it's mainly a reference to SimCity not having an offline mode, for bullshit reasons. Cities: Skylines' devs poked fun at EA quite a few time about that.
      The SPAM of notifications is related to Chirper in Cities: Skylines, the Twitter-like thing that kept on pinging useless notifications. The first community mod EVER for C:S was to kill that damn bird, to the devs' dismay.

    • @MrMortull
      @MrMortull 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Gig Anonymous This precisely. EA backpedaled pretty hard on it about a year after release I think, but the latest SimCity shipped with a 'vital' always-online feature that 'it simply could not work without'. And then when the hype passed and the first wave of Pirates had already worked out how to fool the barely-disguised DRM. suddenly the game turned out not to need an internet connection quite as much any more. Shocking, I know... = _=

    • @GigAnonymous
      @GigAnonymous 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I actually pre-ordered the damn thing, you know. Two weeks after release
      I STILL couldn't launch it, because between Origin and the DRM on the
      game itself it just wouldn't launch.
      I ended up getting a full refund, and I've vowed to never ever give a single cent to EA again. I'll give my money to Bioware, Valve and indie developers instead.

  • @pentadeuce1086
    @pentadeuce1086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2078

    "How do people get around in your city?"
    "They don't. They just sit there."
    That sounds glorious.

    • @davidleon6831
      @davidleon6831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      This surely was posted pre COVID

    • @bso1538
      @bso1538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@davidleon6831 best comment

    • @AG-yc7vt
      @AG-yc7vt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Goodluck making a non car centric city in skylines without buying Mass Transit, Green Cities, or Parklife DLC.
      Since EA capitulated in the city sandbox genre. Skylines has to compete with the sims 4 with how many DLC’s they can add to the game to make it better instead of making a new game.

    • @ryder6860
      @ryder6860 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​​@@AG-yc7vt we have mods that can make the experience 10 times better

  • @gotoveritlmao8202
    @gotoveritlmao8202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6800

    “how do people get around in your city?”
    *They don’t!*

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I only played Sim City 3000 but I remember once just not making roads and having subway stations in the middle of places and the game acted like it was fine.

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@encycl07pedia- simcity city of tomorrow is a secret asset

    • @ma14.27
      @ma14.27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😓Oof, that hurt.

    • @mr.jamster8414
      @mr.jamster8414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@encycl07pedia- yeah, i think simcity 4 was the first where roads acted like real roads.

    • @pop5678eye
      @pop5678eye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Realism.

  • @albertskoften1452
    @albertskoften1452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    "What does Maxis Man do? Does he fight crime?"
    "Of course! He fights Dr. Vu!"
    "Who's Dr. Vu?"
    "We hired him. To fight Maxis Man. He's a great guy. A real industry leader."

    • @OK_hate_this_handle
      @OK_hate_this_handle ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Indeed a great guy. We give him materials and money to attack our city so we can earn golden keys from rebuilding them 😊

    • @ogge9296
      @ogge9296 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The super hero shit in simcity was awful lol

    • @circleinforthecube5170
      @circleinforthecube5170 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ogge9296 dr vu was fine because he was from sc4

  • @lr-
    @lr- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8834

    "He's called Maxis man!"
    "In memoriam?"
    Oof, that hits hard

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ngl, I had to look that expression up.

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      L R what is it?

    • @therealdave06
      @therealdave06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@MichaelJ44 that it's dead and old

    • @MildlyOCD
      @MildlyOCD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +585

      @@MichaelJ44 Maxis, the main studio that created Simcity, the Sims, & Spore, was effectively gutted & killed but EA.
      It's even worse because the game that the main director wanted to work on was Spore. EA forced an early production, & was surprised when the game ended up being somewhat disappointing, especially the space stage (I recommend Stellaris if you want a better version of it), & since they completely removed the aquatic stage from the game. I believe he left Maxis before it shut down.
      Now, Maxis is just in the same position as Bioware; if it's not considered dead entirely, it's a husk of what it used to be.

    • @morbidmax7064
      @morbidmax7064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Ea also saved Maxis back in the 90s when it were going bankrupt.
      It's an unfortunate and unforgiving industry to work in. One bad sell of a title can kill off a studio, mainly because it needs the money to pay the salaries of the developers. EA and other publishers do actually save many studios in the long run. But if sales are bad, then a publisher loses hope in the studio. As it's a industry in its foundation built on shortsighted income. And like every other business focused on shortsighted income, bad decisions are made. Today there are a lot of competition over us gamers. One bad game and we find a multitude of competitors. Publishers are at fault yes, but so too are the studios, they made a grievous mistake in one game and they are forgotten. Bioware died with swtor, it was to be honest only decent at best. Maxis is currently slowly losing sims. Dice lost some with bfv. Bethesda we can all see is next to the chopping block. Telltale is already dead. Many classic studios is going down in favour for newer studios. Collosal Order wit skylines and Spiders are the upcoming big dogs in rpg. Blizzard clawed their way back with return of classic. Bungie is currently remaking all their games to release for pc. To be upset at a publisher always felt wrong, partly, had they not funded the studios some of my and your favourite games never been made. Studios and talent lost early on.

  • @BigGucciCholo
    @BigGucciCholo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1663

    “Define cloverleaf interchange, I dare you”
    “Sounds gay, my city has industry”
    I literally died lmao

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no

    • @Siko7000
      @Siko7000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Rest in peace, you will be remembered 😔😔😔😔

    • @4tbf616
      @4tbf616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh god it does actually sound gay

    • @AG-yc7vt
      @AG-yc7vt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      City Skylines tryna compete with EA’s Sims 4 for how long you can keep a game alive by selling DLC’s without making a new game.

    • @richardlovesearth5218
      @richardlovesearth5218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Siko7000 who died?

  • @sparkieT88
    @sparkieT88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8943

    4 years later. Skylines has all the stuff sim city claimed they didn't

    • @asheer9114
      @asheer9114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Well, exept big ☢ monster... but who known, maybe one day... 😈

    • @amberlewis012
      @amberlewis012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @Cursed Miura and tons of fricking mods

    • @Botar48
      @Botar48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      As DLC. Don't get me wrong I like the new stuff bit it took years and you have to pay for them. Still better than being absolutely broken at launch with tiny cities.

    • @rigel8755
      @rigel8755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@averyjavier376 i remember when AD was THE REAL THING... but now it just comes with the game itself, it's just one mechanic addition i think, and if you're a builder, it sucks a lot to build at night, so... i don't even play with night activated lol

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rigel8755 claimed city of tomorrow purpose torturing everything

  • @timmyc9915
    @timmyc9915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1633

    SimCity: "My city has industry; every kind you can imagine."
    Cities Skylines: *eventually adds Industry DLC*

    • @timmyc9915
      @timmyc9915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I hate to say it, but...
      69 likes...?

    • @mrsaanes
      @mrsaanes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@timmyc9915 not any more foo

    • @timmyc9915
      @timmyc9915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrsaanes aww but its ok

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@timmyc9915
      Grow up

    • @hunterbear2421
      @hunterbear2421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      simcity 2013

  • @DarthNoox
    @DarthNoox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15758

    “We have tornadoes and earthquakes and giant radioactive lizard monsters that destroy our buildings!” We have RT Game and Country Roads

    • @henrygutierrez3243
      @henrygutierrez3243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +528

      That's it. Simcity is done.

    • @BrushfireColton
      @BrushfireColton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +466

      Holy shit. Three years after this video was made. RT really blew up didn’t he

    • @Teletric
      @Teletric 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Now SimCity can't even use that as a selling point.

    • @nolategame6367
      @nolategame6367 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      And now we have the first two and Meteors and floods.

    • @royaldarkness8453
      @royaldarkness8453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      what this Country road channel you talking about ?, it seem I didn't find a right one, the RT Game are quite know though

  • @shaggyhascancer4489
    @shaggyhascancer4489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4478

    “My City has industry! Every kind you can imagine!”
    *Cities Skylines: industry DLC has stepped into battle*

    • @joaquingonzalez834
      @joaquingonzalez834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      now available with the season's pass

    • @joaquingonzalez834
      @joaquingonzalez834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      or through piracy

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      And even more recently, Cities Skylines added fishing to the list. Yes, fishing.

    • @Arkiasis
      @Arkiasis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same with the disasters too

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @OneManArmy disasters are a bit old by this point.

  • @EgyYPutra
    @EgyYPutra 9 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    "Just go offline" That line kills me.

    • @RepensiYT
      @RepensiYT 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Im not braking the 699 likes

  • @therealgevcl
    @therealgevcl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6239

    2020
    Simcity: dead
    Cities skylines: alive and recieving new content
    Edit: it's 2022 now and my comment is still as valid as the day i made it
    Edit: it's 2023 now and a sequel is officially on the way while the simcity franchise is pretty much dead

    • @MuhammedGemci
      @MuhammedGemci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Lemme correct you; Cities Skylines: The biz has always been great, and only is getting greater!

    • @TanyaOwens
      @TanyaOwens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      But is it new, like really new or is it piecemeal content that mirrors what was already released in SimCity. Like you can't clean ground pollution in Cities skylines

    • @MuhammedGemci
      @MuhammedGemci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@TanyaOwens you can't? lol, just build the Eden Project

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @Tanya O I would like to introduce you to my good friend the Eden Project.

    • @sadsovietspy
      @sadsovietspy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Soviet Republic: Workers and Reasources
      *I EXIST AS WELL*

  • @tralphstreet
    @tralphstreet 8 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    "-Just go offline
    -I DON'T KNOW HOW!"
    Gold

    • @ferrikone5583
      @ferrikone5583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The new energy meters the new energy meTERS THE NEW ENERGY METERS THE NEW ENERGY DOOM NO EXIT THERE IS NO HOPE AHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

  • @NightShader1
    @NightShader1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Haha the ending:"Just go offline! - I don't know how!!" :D

    • @zuzoscorner
      @zuzoscorner 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah dam fucking always online DRM..ugh! quickest way to kill a games longevity cuase what if said servers go down..oh you spend 80 dollar on game you can't even play SINGLe player cause no servers..

    • @SashaMasonVR
      @SashaMasonVR 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +zuzoscorner You can also not go singleplayer if you connection somehow screws up. Well, I mean they got offline mode now.... while Cities: Skylines is soon getting this: store.steampowered.com/app/515191/

    • @zuzoscorner
      @zuzoscorner 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Yeah my rant was mostly about that game (Despite not owning it) but still online DRM is bullshit..that like Xbox games having single player but you can't play i unless you sign into the account.
      personally I like single player games more then muliplayer anyway.

    • @devgamingchanneldgc1525
      @devgamingchanneldgc1525 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NightShader1 a

  • @KrypticStudiosCorp
    @KrypticStudiosCorp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1376

    "just go offline!"
    "I don't know HOW!"
    NAILED IT :D

    • @xXfallenmercy24Xx
      @xXfallenmercy24Xx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hah now they do

    • @zionix2036
      @zionix2036 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      this was posted in 2015 when simcity dident have offline

    • @insanityking5008
      @insanityking5008 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it does now

    • @krishopson9214
      @krishopson9214 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      SimCity (2013) got an offline mode in 2014, a year after its original release.

    • @taureon_
      @taureon_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      me in a nutshell

  • @YTomi26
    @YTomi26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    SimCity: That's too steep
    Cities: Let's just anarchy that in

  • @medafan53
    @medafan53 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3690

    Sim City: We have Industries and Universities
    Cities Skylines, Give us a few Years.

  • @amberlilly1899
    @amberlilly1899 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4928

    Lol EA now added cites skylines to origin I think they finally accepted defeat

    • @mattk750
      @mattk750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Hey is that you in your profile pic? Because i remember seeing a tinder post with your profile pic

    • @-CrimsoN-
      @-CrimsoN- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@eduluz5577 incel

    • @pyroagentofchaos
      @pyroagentofchaos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@-CrimsoN- lol

    • @daveice20
      @daveice20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@mattk750 you are an absolute weirdo, "hey, I'm some weird guy you swiped left to on Tinder, but here I am shooting my shot on TH-cam!"

    • @mattk750
      @mattk750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@daveice20 No you got it wrong. I saw her on a Best of tinder post and i was wondering if that really her because that would be a cool coincidence

  • @makalism
    @makalism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3366

    Cities Skylines: “There are dead people waiting for transport”
    Me: “WELL B*TCH STOP DYING”

    • @magic-or-whatever
      @magic-or-whatever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      3rd failed city huh?

    • @loljptrollergami7325
      @loljptrollergami7325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@magic-or-whatever I think my city got the black death
      5 times

    • @Joseph-lj4sp
      @Joseph-lj4sp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      The trick is not zoning too much residential at the same time. Zone a lot at the same time=lots of people moving in at the same time=lots of people dying of old age at the same time=you’re screwed

    • @akairohoshi1872
      @akairohoshi1872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      In my city the goods stopped arriving at stores to an extent where I gave every store its own cargo station👍

    • @iluvyunie
      @iluvyunie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      WHY IS THE LANDFILL BEING ROBBED NEXT TO THE POLICE STATION THAT'S ON FIRE NEXT TO THE FIRE STATION

  • @jimzacka3805
    @jimzacka3805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Simscity is like the older sibling that thinks he is gonna always be smarter than City Skylines

    • @asrielfbi5975
      @asrielfbi5975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its just an older Game, jeez. It didn't make anything wrong... In a near future there Will be a greater Game than cities skylines and this bs Will repeat again.

    • @FermiToll
      @FermiToll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The problem is "the modern" "online" approach knowitall executives wanted to give to Simcity 2013; when i play Skylines actually i think is like "simcity 5" or something, but like one of Simcity devs told, the concept was too nerdy to modern EA; no the kind of games they wanted to do nowdays.

    • @actouep8643
      @actouep8643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@asrielfbi5975 There is only a two years gap between Simcity 2013 and Cities Skylines, Simcity 2013 is so fucked up that Simcity4 is still a better game and they didn't even tried to fix that.
      It's been 6 years since CS and the game is still fresh. Of course if a good city builder like them comes out today, chances are that it will be better.

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sim City is like Dark Souls to City Skylines's Mine Craft

    • @renewagain6956
      @renewagain6956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's the most nonsensical game comparison I've ever seen.

  • @namenamename390
    @namenamename390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8900

    "What makes you better than me? I was here first!"
    "Maybe that's it. Maybe I have a new perspective on things."
    "Oh yeah, a new perspective on roads?"
    "Define 'Clover leaf interchange', I dare you."
    "Sounds gay."
    Comedy gold.

    • @stenl4862
      @stenl4862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      NAME NAMENAME n

    • @kellerweskier7214
      @kellerweskier7214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      a different perspective isnt always a good thing.
      EA
      Bethesda
      Disney

    • @namenamename390
      @namenamename390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@kellerweskier7214 but it is in the case of Cities skylines.

    • @elijahjoel537
      @elijahjoel537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want to leave this on 666 likes

    • @KitKatHexe
      @KitKatHexe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kellerweskier7214 did you just compare EA and bethesda

  • @RexusprimeIX
    @RexusprimeIX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3265

    "tHaT's To StEeP" Nothing a little bit of road anarchy mod can't fix.

    • @u.s.k.maalof4969
      @u.s.k.maalof4969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Sim City: well fuck

    • @ma14.27
      @ma14.27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      CS: A little bit of TM:PE, road anarchy, Move It, underground wire and a nice Lut and your city is your dream.
      SC: Don't make up words that don't exist!!1!

    • @rigel8755
      @rigel8755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Those who play on console just have to take this fate and watch cims walk 90° up at warp speed...

    • @t0x1cl
      @t0x1cl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ma14.27 hold on what mods are those?

    • @doinyamom3196
      @doinyamom3196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *cries in console*

  • @Wrench626
    @Wrench626 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2622

    "Do you have a superhero? We do. He's called MaxisMan"
    "In memoriam?"
    GOD DAMN.
    FUCKING SAVAGE.

    • @therudestofclouds2007
      @therudestofclouds2007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Luke Fletcher rip maxis: spore was pretty good

    • @JS-311
      @JS-311 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Luke Fletcher I read that as he said it in the video. What are the chances lmao

    • @mbos14
      @mbos14 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      spore was not even a ghost of what it was suposed to be.

    • @kieranmunro8268
      @kieranmunro8268 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      mbos14 but it's still pretty good

    • @rebelwolf772
      @rebelwolf772 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      until you get to the space age

  • @ilakya
    @ilakya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Simcity: "I have tornadoes and earth quake"
    City Skyline: "Well, I build a dam and there's flood everywhere.

    • @ma14.27
      @ma14.27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG😂, that's so annoying.❤

    • @meeperdudeify
      @meeperdudeify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Really wondering if anyone who plays city skylines knows how dams work

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ma14.27 city skyline is very easy and simcity have a weakness sort needed around world making them

    • @ma14.27
      @ma14.27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nichsa8984 sorry, I don't understand what you mean, I don't understand the sentence. Can you please write it different or explain?

    • @arandomguy8619
      @arandomguy8619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nichsa8984 city skylines is wayyyyyy harder than sim city

  • @Sanguiniusnz
    @Sanguiniusnz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    "Just go offline"
    "I don't know how!"
    Made me laugh the hardest,

    • @bernardhansell2490
      @bernardhansell2490 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good old chirper

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bernardhansell2490 well i'm guess skylines has a robocop killing that lizard

  • @krishacz
    @krishacz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4796

    The only thing better in Simcity is the expandable service buildings. Would be nice to just add a plattform to a station in Skylines...

    • @NukaPlaysGames
      @NukaPlaysGames 8 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Krisha Actually that's what makes me go back to it

    • @almerakbar
      @almerakbar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      That's why Cities Skylines has full modding support. Your problem has been solved by multiple mods.

    • @krishacz
      @krishacz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Almer Akbar really? Which ones? I know RICO gives you large buildings...

    • @almerakbar
      @almerakbar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      I was talking about the modular expandable train stations

    • @NukaPlaysGames
      @NukaPlaysGames 8 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      We mean stuff like the fact you could add ambulance bays to clinics, classrooms to schools etc

  • @samcavanagh7993
    @samcavanagh7993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    "We have a superhero, he's called maxis man"
    "In memoriam?"
    I'M DEAD

    • @rudymolina2580
      @rudymolina2580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He is too!

    • @RothRocks2000
      @RothRocks2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We'll name a superhero after you.

    • @lukextrinity3266
      @lukextrinity3266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I still Don't get it?

    • @5xg378
      @5xg378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lukextrinity3266 Maxis doesnt exist anymore, died in 2015

  • @elafimilo8199
    @elafimilo8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    😂😂😂 I feel for the Sim City guy so much.
    "Just go offline!"
    "I don't know how!"
    He sounds so desperate 😂

    • @kithranen1542
      @kithranen1542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I remember when the new SimCity came out and it had always-on internet connection as a requirement. Man, the backlash they got on that one. As far as I know, that was the death knell for the SimCity franchise. I'm not sure, as I didn't buy that hot garbage. It could be they have made something new in the 15 years since (?), but I have Skylines now, so it doesn't really matter.

    • @veramae4098
      @veramae4098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh yeah. I just turned 70 and my mind put up a "closed for business" sign.

    • @ShenLong991
      @ShenLong991 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kithranen1542 Well... as the whole infrastructure is now dead, they put out an "offline-mode" Patch and deleted the two "save to cloud" and "load from cloud" functioncalls in the code.

  • @Faxanadu_
    @Faxanadu_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    All those countless hours building cities in the old Simcity 2000 game only to allow the giant alien monster thing come and obliterate said hours in mere moments. Ah childhood..RIP in pepperoni Maxis, and all hail our new Skylines overlords.

    • @JaimeValladares00
      @JaimeValladares00 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or you can just play SC4 again. -_-

    • @Faxanadu_
      @Faxanadu_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jaime Valladares Truth be told I never touched 4, I sorta grew out of the genre when it was released, but gave 5 a try and regretted it.

    • @JaimeValladares00
      @JaimeValladares00 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alex Soporov It got boring for you. SC4 is not boring if you get mods.

    • @michealdrake3421
      @michealdrake3421 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I started on SC 3000, then got 4 when it came out. I can't even say how much time I spent on it and I loved it. I lost interest for a while, then discovered the modding community, started downloading mods and addons and it instantly renewed my love of the game.
      I was kind of sceptical when I saw the gameplay demos of the new SimCity. I wasn't sure I liked how they handled zoning and stuff and the gameplay seemed very restricted. I didn't get a chance to try it out though because around the time it came out I switched to using Linux. I can't even remember how, but I stumbled across Cities Skylines and when I got Steam I was really excited to see it would run on my Linux machine. It seems it all worked out for the best.

  • @alicebrown6215
    @alicebrown6215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    "Define Cloverleaf Interchange. I dare you."
    "Sounds gay. My city has industry."

    • @dsadsa726
      @dsadsa726 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Will Brown Cold war described in two sentences

  • @jackhealy3328
    @jackhealy3328 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2103

    Good god, this is some of the best comedic writing I've ever seen! You've got the timing, the inflection and the punchlines down to a science. You guys deserve way more recognition and I'll see to it that this channel gets spread around.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Thanks so much! All help is appreciated :)

    • @xxflavioxx
      @xxflavioxx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed, it was really good.

    • @Johnny0Masters
      @Johnny0Masters 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are pretty good. Don't forget the work of the editor too!

    • @simplymonica6888
      @simplymonica6888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am about to subsribe now after watching this video. I was able to make a decision to buy Cities Skylines, and get a good laugh at this lol

    • @thomasbayer1843
      @thomasbayer1843 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes the writing is very good, but they lost me on a few of their lines but whatever. However the camera shots are a bit confusing, but their recent videos that I've seen are much improved.

  • @thesalamilids
    @thesalamilids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    “sounds gay” that’s what a cloverleaf interchange hater would say

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      DCMI is so much better because you don’t have cars looping and adding extra congestion.

    • @jacobeden2083
      @jacobeden2083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Cloverleafs suuuuuuuuuck, turbines for life

    • @brokkrep
      @brokkrep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Those slow the traffic pretty much down.

    • @imperiumcommentingnetwork4677
      @imperiumcommentingnetwork4677 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @thomasbursitzky
      @thomasbursitzky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jacobeden2083 Confirmed; I've just rebuilt a Cloverleaf by a Turbine. 😁

  • @Sasquench
    @Sasquench 9 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I dunno, giant radioactive lizard monsters can really help to stimulate the real estate and construction industries.

    • @FeepingCreature
      @FeepingCreature 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I know it's a joke but that's called the broken window fallacy; the money that would have gone into real estate and construction could usually be spent more productively elsewhere. Opportunity cost!

    • @Andreas4696
      @Andreas4696 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sasquatch At His Computer Nancy Pelosi logic.

    • @natanaelkristian1342
      @natanaelkristian1342 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lindsey Lewis Euthanized? So you think he should kill himself after spewing 1 sentence in youtube comment? Wow, you leftist are so noble, aren't you?

    • @natanaelkristian1342
      @natanaelkristian1342 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lindsey Lewis You wanna know what's funny? It's funny that you almost sound like Trump himself, what an irony, right?

    • @natanaelkristian1342
      @natanaelkristian1342 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lindsey Lewis hey, I wasn't talking about Trump here or even supporting him, I'm talking about you. Why don't you take a moment and see your comment, how you started talking like Trump. Funny how hatred can blind us, right?

  • @Meirstein
    @Meirstein 8 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    "I've been doing this for 20 years. I peaked in 2004 though."

    • @kmeanxneth
      @kmeanxneth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      first game in the series, SimCity, published in 1989 = 27 years XD

    • @JS-311
      @JS-311 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Meirstein Sim City 4 was so good that I still play it *without mods* today

    • @syntheticfox_real
      @syntheticfox_real 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      2004 was the year SimCity hit gold. Then.... it turned to pyrite.

    • @petersenior5432
      @petersenior5432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, Zirconium. A lot of money in it as fake diamond, but pretty worthless otherwise

  • @NXE212
    @NXE212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5711

    Cities skyline have
    *WEST VIRGINIA*
    Does sim city have that

    • @Zelia_Wolf
      @Zelia_Wolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Oh fucking Damn it RT

    • @benjaminbalogh5524
      @benjaminbalogh5524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      RT

    • @mint530
      @mint530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bluehat Gaming NXE RT

    • @ruinedhkg365
      @ruinedhkg365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU KNOW HIM RT GAMES

    • @vasxus
      @vasxus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      West Virginia floods after sewage tank fills up

  • @AgentB7
    @AgentB7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    “We have tornadoes and earthquakes” - Well, now we have too, along with a whole emergency management, awareness and preparedness system.

    • @lukasholtkamp7614
      @lukasholtkamp7614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      The difference between Dimcity and Cities Skylines is, that in Simcity natural distasters are some sadistic feature to tear down your whole city. In CS it's for simulating realistic desaster management

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lukas Holtkamp there’s a mod that makes it a bit more like it was in SC.

    • @Hello-og
      @Hello-og 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wta1518 And why would you want that?

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Hello-og Because some people like destroying things.

    • @mejhdhhicbfshihids652
      @mejhdhhicbfshihids652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Still missing giant lizard monsters

  • @XandWacky
    @XandWacky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2294

    Skylines actually has people playing it.

    • @craftworded
      @craftworded 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hey i play simcity ;-;

    • @alexnobuta2839
      @alexnobuta2839 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Driek Van Der Meulen sim city is perrty good with its music

    • @1racerboy1
      @1racerboy1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      There are mods that allow you to put music from pretty much any SimCity in Cities Skylines lol

    • @alexnobuta2839
      @alexnobuta2839 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1racerboy1 7yea but sim city does have better graphics

    • @bpdupreez4739
      @bpdupreez4739 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GhostGaming101///GFX/// NEIN

  • @blanker_flanker4978
    @blanker_flanker4978 8 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    The Skyline mayor forgotten about 'One Way Roads' that can also solve the traffic issue.

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      not a thing in Simcity Reboot.

    • @bryllecruz8197
      @bryllecruz8197 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blanker_ Flanker in simcity there's a mod for that ... and its so damn hard to place

  • @drconspiiracyy4680
    @drconspiiracyy4680 8 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    2:52 city skylines released natural disasters pack because of this video

    • @marbleswan6664
      @marbleswan6664 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DrConspiiracyy isnt that always been in the game?

    • @enaxto8875
      @enaxto8875 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marbleswan6664 no

    • @GokkeSokkenDK
      @GokkeSokkenDK 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marbleswan6664 Nope, it's a DLC

  • @JontyLevine
    @JontyLevine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Not pictured: Cities XL sitting in a corner and eating crayons

    • @jamiemackie3994
      @jamiemackie3994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Simcity societies is also dead in the other corner.

    • @JaredJonesAZ
      @JaredJonesAZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cities XL: I hope you really like our organic street layout scheme, because the only thing that's good about this game

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'll never forget it, because I was between buying it and Civilization V.

    • @Saviliana
      @Saviliana 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Until you hear A-Train (Yes it does still exist and kicking.)

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones ปีที่แล้ว

      *shoving them up his nose

  • @TheByQQ
    @TheByQQ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2414

    "We have tornadoes, and earthquakes..."
    "None of these things are good"
    *one year later, in 2016*
    "Hey guys, you can buy a DLC which adds tornadoes and earthquakes to Cities Skylines!"

    • @tophitsofficial6225
      @tophitsofficial6225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Vinicius Raposo hey

    • @GrandMichigan
      @GrandMichigan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      But disasters in Skylines are better because you can respond to them in a realistic way. You can build resources that can predict them and help your citizens evacuate. They aren't just random disasters for the sake of having them. Not to mention now the game has so much and they continue to support the modders and community.

    • @tophitsofficial6225
      @tophitsofficial6225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GrandMichigan true

    • @ma14.27
      @ma14.27 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yaeeeh

    • @ReptilianLaserbeam
      @ReptilianLaserbeam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GrandMichigan TBH I just bought the game a month ago, and even for a game that was release on 2015 the community following and supporting it is HUGE. I know they'll keep releasing DLCs, and the steam workshop keeps releasing amazing mods and assets.

  • @HuevoBendito
    @HuevoBendito 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

    This is genius. I found you guys through your Civ V vids, and I find your other vids to be on par.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Thank you! Glad you found us :D

    • @peefTubeReal
      @peefTubeReal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Best parody of Mac vs. PC I've seen

    • @rogerwilco2
      @rogerwilco2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cities. I like Civ 6 though.

    • @thomasbayer1843
      @thomasbayer1843 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cities is good but I've got several friends who play Civ 5 and are still playing it steadily after all these years and have thousands of hours into it. I like playing online with Civ 5 but it's such a commitment to get into a full game.

    • @VodShod
      @VodShod 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      it seems most people found them through the civ videos. I did as well

  • @HolyNatanil
    @HolyNatanil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1524

    Is there an "SimCity VS Skylines" 2018 Version? You know with all the Updates in the past 3 years.

    • @BobTheTesaurus
      @BobTheTesaurus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Yeah, have it start with a well-groomed C: S Mayor walking down a street in a nice suit and come across a poor and homeless SimCity Mayor because he just cant compete.

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      is it still skylines? i've always wanted to buy that game and just wanted to make sure of the most updated game

    • @hannesmonsees9101
      @hannesmonsees9101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well, as much as I'd enjoy seeing something like that, I think it would be unfair. It was already unfair then and even more so nowadays

    • @baljeep_gay
      @baljeep_gay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@hannesmonsees9101 like comparing some African village to NYC in the number of hospital beds?

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Even at basegame Skylines made SimCity look like a joke. By this point it'd be like kicking a corpse...

  • @DomyTheMad420
    @DomyTheMad420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "define cloverleaf interchange"
    "sounds gay"
    10/10 depiction of a Politician speaking his mind.

  • @liamsawyer8193
    @liamsawyer8193 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3315

    I love city skylines, it makes sim city look like trash and this puts the whole thing into perspective.

    • @jrexx56
      @jrexx56 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Only thing Cities Skylines Lacks is Disasters (Not Bullshit Lizards or Robots) Like Natural Disasters depending on the Region you choose...

    • @LucidGhostYT
      @LucidGhostYT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Jared Fogle
      Those are coming too! #ColossalOrderIsTheNewOrder

    • @dustymooneye5858
      @dustymooneye5858 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Cities Skylines does have those dams that might flood your city :3

    • @callmedrew5726
      @callmedrew5726 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I never understood how these fuckers (dams) work.

    • @JS-311
      @JS-311 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Drew those damn dams have to have land on the sides higher than the Sam to prevent the water from overflowing. Also, you need the water to be coming from outside the map so it doesn't drain on both sides

  • @mr.jamerton3686
    @mr.jamerton3686 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "Define Cloverleaf Interchange"
    "Sounds gay"

  • @Imedge6
    @Imedge6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Skyline : Just go offline !
    SimCity : I don't know how !
    Sad but hilarious.

  • @Batchall_Accepted
    @Batchall_Accepted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The acting in this skit is what really makes it, most of these jokes are in the delivery and they nailed it

  • @playeronthebeat
    @playeronthebeat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    This is four years old and I watched it, when it was released and I come back at it everytime. This never gets old. Especially because of all the new Updates and DLC Cities has received over the years.
    Cities is awesome.
    It still stands that Cities is in fact what SimCity should have been in the first place.
    But I'm haply with how things turned out. I love Cities and I do play it a lot.

    • @datonedoge822
      @datonedoge822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      playeronthebeat sim city 2013 is an embarrassment to the sim city franchise SC4 and SC3K perfectly executed what a city building game should be but EA had to go and ruin it

    • @codenamecordon
      @codenamecordon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      playeronthebeat cities skylines with all the DLCs has gotten very expensive though ☹️ really wanted to buy it but even with the end of the year huge discounts, it’s still ~90€. Base game is ~7€ with the heavy discounts but is it worth getting just the base game?

    • @MuhammedGemci
      @MuhammedGemci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@codenamecordon this is kinda late, but most DLCs just add eyecandy stuff. You can be perfectly fine with having Mass Transit and After Dark DLCs. Maybe Snowfall too if you are interested in trams and winter cities. As for the rest, you can collect them as time goes by.

    • @Sam-bl8vj
      @Sam-bl8vj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MuhammedGemci That's exactly what I did and what I would also recommend others do. I got the base game then After Dark, Snowfall and Mass Transit last year. More recently I got Natural Disasters and Sunset Harbor. Soon I will get Campus/Industries/Parklife and Green Cities if I need/want them. 264 hours so far

    • @kyledavis4890
      @kyledavis4890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EA ruined simcity... that's just a fact. Perhaps simcity 2k was the last best one...

  • @chipz121
    @chipz121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I love it how Skylines literally has everything the Sim City guy says Sim City has in the video but better just a few years later

    • @___Sunflower
      @___Sunflower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except for crime and a superhero.

    • @ryder6860
      @ryder6860 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@___Sunflower there is crime in city skylines random robberies happen

  • @miguelator-uy
    @miguelator-uy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8384

    In my opinion. Cities skylines is better than simcity

    • @Pixelationnerds
      @Pixelationnerds 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1493

      miguel pacheco that’s not an opinion that’s fact

    • @indapytv9051
      @indapytv9051 7 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      miguel pacheco Simcity 2013 yes but, Simcity 4 Deluxe Edition no

    • @icalarmati
      @icalarmati 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      MrSaintsFan9 Even that is an opinion.

    • @ghjpkshdgtjdgvbzm
      @ghjpkshdgtjdgvbzm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that is false

    • @Grasss
      @Grasss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You don't say :)

  • @ritualentertainment
    @ritualentertainment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Well, after more than 20 years of playing SimCity, I think this video sold me on moving to Cities Skylines. Haven't laughed this hard in ages! 😂😂😂

    • @AG-yc7vt
      @AG-yc7vt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you want an almost 10 year old game then yea go for it. If you want a game that is up to 2022 standards you’ll have to spend some cash on DLC’s.
      Took the Same route EA did with the sims 4. “Instead of make a new game, just add DLC’s and upscale the resolution”

    • @dbclass4075
      @dbclass4075 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AG-yc7vt Right now, Cities: Skylines 2 is under development. Due to release this October.

    • @deathhog
      @deathhog ปีที่แล้ว

      Ngl, after a few years of playing CS I just said "oh to hell with this" and went back SC4 with NAM.
      I got tired of babysitting traffic when I wanted to build massive cities. Now I don't have to deal with everyone and their grandmother using one single lane on a 6 lane road, I don't have to deal with pedestrians spawning freaking pocket cars, rail systems for freight are actually worth building, etc etc.

    • @_Crazyman109
      @_Crazyman109 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AG-yc7vtit’s still a good game without dlcs. You can even get mods and assets if you want.

    • @torb1trick415
      @torb1trick415 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      20 years of playing a borderline mobile game... you do you

  • @RomanRoblox
    @RomanRoblox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Just go offline"
    "I don't know how!"
    Those words are golden

  • @TheWolfwiththeDragon
    @TheWolfwiththeDragon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    Holy shit where has this channel been all my life?!

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      +The Wolf with the Dragon We've been here for several years of it, but nobody really notices.

    • @TheWolfwiththeDragon
      @TheWolfwiththeDragon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I know the feel bro. But I have to say that 6,000 subs isn't really unimpressive compared to my 50 and I've been making videos since 2008.
      Alright, they weren't very good back in the day though.
      Anyways, been watching some more of your videos, and am really stunned how good your videos match with my favorite games (KSP, Civ 5, Cities: Skylines) and am really looking forward for more!

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  9 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      +The Wolf with the Dragon Thank you! We'll try to hard to deliver.

    • @bacoguy
      @bacoguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I noticed you Senpai.

  • @moekitsune
    @moekitsune 8 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    And now Skylines is getting natural disasters!

  • @ARockyRock
    @ARockyRock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "He's called Maxis man"
    "In memorium? "

  • @THEMONKEYWITHNOSOUL
    @THEMONKEYWITHNOSOUL 9 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Maxis man in memoriam...
    Mark this down as the part I died. XDDDD

    • @dfektbridges393
      @dfektbridges393 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THEMONKEYWITHNOSOUL I think everyone lost it at this point.

    • @IRegretnothing74
      @IRegretnothing74 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +THEMONKEYWITHNOSOUL I dont get in memoriam. What does that mean

    • @THEMONKEYWITHNOSOUL
      @THEMONKEYWITHNOSOUL 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      XTheLostChampionX it's when you remember someone who died. in memoriam. maxis got shut down recently by EA

    • @IRegretnothing74
      @IRegretnothing74 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THEMONKEYWITHNOSOUL
      oh ok lol

  • @rcookie5128
    @rcookie5128 7 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    If Sim City 4 would see his grandson Sim City 2013, it would turn around in its grave...

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If amiga sim city saw all those assholes it would become a zombie for revenge

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @
      Nah, original SimCity would be proud of its first three successors (2000, 3000 and 4). He'd only want to rip the head off of SimCity 2013.

    • @thatpersonsmusic
      @thatpersonsmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      City Skylines is what Sim City 2013 should have been

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thatpersonsmusic
      Not necessarily. While Cities: Skylines is a great game, it's really not the same kind of citybuilder. SimCity 4 and earlier were all more technical games while Cities: Skylines is mainly focused on design, with traffic being the only truly technical element. In SimCity 4, you had to work to get skyscrapers. In Cities: Skylines, getting skyscrapers is as easy as painting a district, giving it the IT specialization and zoning offices inside it.
      That being said, I do believe that something like Cities: Skylines but with SimCity 4's features would be what SimCity 2013 should have been.

    • @arkay238
      @arkay238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah you don’t make a lot of policy decisions in C:S that influence your city. I kind of miss those ugly brown slum areas of SC2000 that resulted from low education and high crime. In C:S, everything is uniform, unless you mod, but even then you’re placing slums manually, which doesn’t make any sense.

  • @htgfx-o3w
    @htgfx-o3w 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2990

    Cities Skylines

    • @amyrobbins6957
      @amyrobbins6957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Glaydon same

    • @ryang.2356
      @ryang.2356 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How did this get 1.2 k likes...

    • @SteelEmu030
      @SteelEmu030 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryang.2356 1.3 now

    • @cana_leta
      @cana_leta 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      1.4

    • @thegunslinger9707
      @thegunslinger9707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like it but simcity is what I like more

  • @Arkiasis
    @Arkiasis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    2020 version:
    "My city has industry. Every kind you can imagine."
    "So do we with the Industries DLC."
    "And awesome universities"
    "University DLC"
    "We have giant tornadoes, earthquakes..."
    "Disasters DLC"

    • @MuhammedGemci
      @MuhammedGemci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wait, those responses look awfully like stuff that would come from EA, yet they're not coming from EA
      *NANIII?!?!?!?!*

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Muhammed Gemci clearly it isn’t coming from EA. If it was from EA it would be half the amount for 4 times the price.

    • @Arkiasis
      @Arkiasis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MuhammedGemci An EA dlc would be a new cape for MaxisMan.

    • @ozarkstate
      @ozarkstate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Paradox DLC policy is garbage...

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ozarkstate sure bud

  • @cooldude2251
    @cooldude2251 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Love this video. Hits comparison right on the money and the reactions were great. Although I would've touched more on the mod capability, stretching on the fact that Cities Skylines give the people an opportunity to customize. Like when SimCity touched on having a Mayor Mansion, Cities Skylines says "wow, you do have a good point. (checks his phone, makes a few taps). I have one too now."

    • @cooperross9495
      @cooperross9495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Heh, that would be pretty funny. Though I wonder if that's what they meant when they said "a community that supports us because we let them."

  • @shafiqnorddin7806
    @shafiqnorddin7806 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Just go Offline !"
    "i dont know how !"

  • @breadddie
    @breadddie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    SimCity Guy’s line delivery is fantastic

  • @ALzinatioN
    @ALzinatioN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    i miss his grandpa "sim city 4 deluxe", he was a true man since generations :)

    • @persel_hd
      @persel_hd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, the last true SImcity

    • @pchtommy1268
      @pchtommy1268 หลายเดือนก่อน

      nah, that title goes to simcity societies

  • @inqman
    @inqman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My heart broke into tears and laughter SIM-ultaneously with "in Memorium." let us take a moment of silence to remember our favorite Maxis Games. Oh Spore... you could have been more.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      inqman th-cam.com/video/Wn_iz8z2AGw/w-d-xo.html

    • @Adoblem
      @Adoblem 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      spore though :/

  • @Divide21
    @Divide21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    I think we can all agree to say that Skylines wins.

    • @jakublewandowski318
      @jakublewandowski318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HuntingMachine the problem is that the only thing that simcity needs is making the 3000 version work on 64 bit comps and add faster times this was the perfect game intuitive fun and cities skyline is just an opposite they tried to make eu4 out of a simulator

    • @nouche
      @nouche 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Divide : No joke??

  • @Argorok87
    @Argorok87 8 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Ahh, I was waiting for the DRM joke to show up. Good thing it was plastered in right at the end.

  • @Your3rdShadow
    @Your3rdShadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Years later, I still find this video incredibly amusing. Fantastic back and forth, and the offline joke still tickles me.

  • @dazeen9591
    @dazeen9591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    *JUST ADD MORE LANES TO THE ROAD?*
    That's the Simcity way.

    • @iClone101
      @iClone101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      How the hell does a 10-lane road take as much space as a 2-lane road? Only the SimCity gods know.

    • @ma14.27
      @ma14.27 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iClone101 that's not possible! How!!!11!😂

    • @MuhammedGemci
      @MuhammedGemci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iClone101 you know, you can overlay however many 2 lane roads on top of another. Just get some dank anarchy mod!

  • @michaelalfox
    @michaelalfox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1082

    The only problem is that Cities: Skylines traffic AI is horrendous and requires mods to fix. Having ambulances and firetrucks in C:S doesn't mean much when regular traffic won't pull to the side of the road to let them through.

    • @MrJoeyWheeler
      @MrJoeyWheeler 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      That much is true. I also dislike that apparently Colossal Order haven't looked up most Metro systems to find out that many actually do go above ground.

    • @cy-one
      @cy-one 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      IIRC, SimCity doesn't simulate traffic at all, same to actual people.
      So while, yeah, simulating that is a point that can break... I think it's better than not simulating at all. In the former, one can at least fix it via mods :D

    • @TheFan630
      @TheFan630 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      cyone01 It doesn't need to simulate, one of the few points where SimCity does it better: every vehicle is an entity beloging to a sim, can't much better than that

    • @cy-one
      @cy-one 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      That is called simulating ;)
      I don't know exactly how SimCity works. But it fudges a lot of numbers. For example, C:S does simulate every "Cim", that's why population numbers in C:S are so much lower than in SimCity... Where not every member of the population is actually simulated.

    • @TheFan630
      @TheFan630 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cyone01 I just said that in Sim City that is done as well

  • @CWINDOWSsystem32
    @CWINDOWSsystem32 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Now Skylines has tornadoes, earthquakes, AND Maxis Man (in the form of Medical Helicopters)!

    • @seamuspink9098
      @seamuspink9098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For the low price of 99.99$
      Yeah, the DLC policy of Paradox is stupid, just like me for buying them

    • @JainZar1
      @JainZar1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @OOM - 6 That's all DLC combined, when not on sale. If you wanted to get C:S, now in the Wintersale would be optimal.

    • @seamuspink9098
      @seamuspink9098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @OOM - 6 I grew up with SimCity when the games were sold in CD's and complete. That is my point, CS is a fantastic game even without the DLC's, but it's just horrible how the companies force you to spend more bucks just to have a complete experience.

    • @seamuspink9098
      @seamuspink9098 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even worse. People get annoyed and instead of buying the game they just download a pirate copy. It's just sad how some developers do that and ruin the game for some people (EA, Paradox, Activision)

  • @LordDecapo
    @LordDecapo ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This has aged even better with City Skylines 2 coming out.

  • @DKlarations
    @DKlarations 9 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    This was fantastic.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      DKlarations Thank you!

  • @LuckyRabbit234
    @LuckyRabbit234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “How do people get around in your city?”
    “They don’t.”
    -An accurate summation of SimCity

  • @Twiggy163
    @Twiggy163 9 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Nailed it. This just nailed it.

  • @marco.castiglia
    @marco.castiglia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Somethig that SimCity will just dream: named streets

    • @DaveedMee
      @DaveedMee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You could name streets in SC4

    • @ETBONIFACIO
      @ETBONIFACIO 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DaveedMee yeah

    • @__LC__
      @__LC__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marco ma che caBBo dici?

    • @marco.castiglia
      @marco.castiglia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@__LC__ Bro caBBo vuoi?

    • @__LC__
      @__LC__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marco.castiglia Ma a cosa caBBo servono i nomi alle strade?

  • @AutocraticAnarchy
    @AutocraticAnarchy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Maxis man"
    "In memoriam?"
    Equal parts smirking with glee and silently paying my respects

  • @ZlatkoTheGod
    @ZlatkoTheGod 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I don't know where these guys get the money to make these but God damn if this isn't some of the best comedy you will find on the Internet. I shall make sure every one of my friends knows about this channel.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you! Back when we made this, it was all just out of our own pockets, but the channel is now being completely supported by the fans - www.patreon.com/WhiteLightningHQ

    • @ZlatkoTheGod
      @ZlatkoTheGod 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** That's wonderful, I hope you're still around in 50 years when I get my life together so I can donate, comedy like this deserves the money way more than garbage like Family Guy.

  • @pastaroni8683
    @pastaroni8683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    SimCity doesn’t even have West Virginia

    • @mauddurand9112
      @mauddurand9112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Country roads

    • @naufalaz33
      @naufalaz33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Take me home

    • @mauddurand9112
      @mauddurand9112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@naufalaz33 WEST VIRGINIA

    • @naufalaz33
      @naufalaz33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mauddurand9112 MOUNTAIN MOMMA

    • @mauddurand9112
      @mauddurand9112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@naufalaz33 TAKE ME HOME

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love the designs for both characters, they’re perfect XD

  • @vighneshsivakumar3418
    @vighneshsivakumar3418 8 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Man, that was beautiful. Who writes the scripts?

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      The guy who played the Sim City mayor in this video. Also, possibly the guy who responds to all the comments.

    • @lunaschiller865
      @lunaschiller865 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Door Monster so kyle does all the work

    • @aids5430
      @aids5430 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Door Monster n

    • @bropob3994
      @bropob3994 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vighneshjjtk(qjjjrhwvveyenryp Sivakumjjjjjrjwjnnwn"ar"

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fabian Schiller oof

  • @FeyTheBin
    @FeyTheBin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The service building stuff was really spot on. I find this very annoying because I just played the game recently (with Cities of Tomorrow expansion). That moment when you have no otger power plants but fusion reactors (needs ControlNet) and you relocated the academy (by demolishing), creating a massive (Regional) power failure because the power plant needs both ControlNet and a lot of power to jumpstart the whole power plant. I highly doubt if anyone even understand this, but I know there people out there that knows...

    • @FeyTheBin
      @FeyTheBin 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, great video!

    • @Arcamean
      @Arcamean 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Fiery Jabiy Nope I understood, though I never bothered with the fusion reactor because power was shared based on the number of cities in the region instead of cities it could actually reach. Not to mention it was insanely expensive, one can only hope that Maxis will learn from Skylines but... that might be asking too much I mean it is owned by EA.

    • @craftworded
      @craftworded 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats why i dont use fusion reactors,i have like 3 nuclear reactors and my onlt fusion reactor is in the service tower(Because thats cool to do)

  • @gadrill4285
    @gadrill4285 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    that joke at the end 'just go offline' 'i don't know how' too good

  • @syberr_
    @syberr_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    No one:
    Simcity: Well yes but CASINOS

  • @greencatish
    @greencatish 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    In skylines you can flood your city with sewerage. Can you top that SimCity?

    • @Priyo866
      @Priyo866 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Timothy Greene In Cities Skylines you can even FEED that sewage to your people.
      Not possible in Simcity.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      प्रियदर्शी i wanna feed sewage to EA's headquarters. :(

  • @unarmedwarwolf9384
    @unarmedwarwolf9384 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Wow, I was on a binge of Colledge Humor, and can across this. I can't complain! This is gold!

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yayy, related videos!

  • @ErinDromeda
    @ErinDromeda 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Do you have a super hero? We do. He's called Maxis Man."
    "In memorium?"
    Well shit.

  • @zimtak6418
    @zimtak6418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is absolute perfection! Hard to believe this is 6yo now. What's funny is Sim City made no improvements despite needing lots and forcing you to always be online, while Cities Skylines hardly needed improvements didn't force you to be online yet gave lots of improvements just to be all the more awesome. And EA wonders why they have a bad reputation despite being in the industry for so long...🤦‍♂️

  • @DSBOY33
    @DSBOY33 8 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    are you going to do this with Roller Coaster Tycoon world and Planet coaster

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      ...Well, we weren't, but now we might think about it.

    • @rbheisman
      @rbheisman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DSBOY33 rct3 is better than roller coaster tycoon world

    • @DSBOY33
      @DSBOY33 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not Kylie's Friend You have a good point lol

    • @EwanMarshall
      @EwanMarshall 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Not Kylie's Friend And planet coaster is being built by the same studio that made RCT3.

    • @adrianatgaming8640
      @adrianatgaming8640 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RCT is shit without frontier developments.

  • @neoqueto
    @neoqueto 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Turn on automatic captions: "...and then to remove traffic jams at this intersection we can...
    ...I will beat the Spartans with overpass..."
    :D

  • @RomanRodri23
    @RomanRodri23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    how do you guys manage to make such good videos so consistently?

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Some of us do literally nothing else with our lives. Aside from that... we have no idea. Glad you're enjoying them :)

    • @topiahead
      @topiahead 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never!

  • @Pakistani890
    @Pakistani890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "just go offline."
    "I don't know how!"
    Genius.

  • @Quasihamster
    @Quasihamster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "...and then we'll add an onramp to..."
    "a WHAT!?"
    "An ONRAMP."
    Me thinking: "Hey, you know what these are, you had lots them built in the 90's, hadn't you?"

  • @Methesda
    @Methesda 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Great! The last punchline was superb, well done guys!

  • @toastybatch565
    @toastybatch565 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Something about this video reminded me of old TH-cam. Funny, classy, not over the top. Nice work.

  • @Man2quilla
    @Man2quilla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wait! As an urban planning student, widening the road will only delay the onset of congestion! Try adding alternate modes of transportation. Honestly the second road isn't as bad of an idea as it sounds but you're best bet is cutting down on privately operated vehicle traffic as much as possible by adding public transit and planning around density