Civ 5: The Great War

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  • In this highly educational fake documentary, we take a look at the largest war in alternate history!
    Starring Ian and Kyle
    With narration by Ethan Gelinas
    "Living Forever" by JP De Ovando
    Based on Sid Meier's Civilization V: store.steampowered.com/app/8930/
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  • @Peanutcat
    @Peanutcat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2932

    "And then.. Ghandi" I fucking died.

    • @General12th
      @General12th 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      literally!

    • @galmone3772
      @galmone3772 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      of course you died , there were nukes every-fucking-where.

    • @lukejohns5900
      @lukejohns5900 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Peanutcat no more needed to be said, just ghandi

    • @Charlestic
      @Charlestic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      2:55 for anyone who wants a button to go there

    • @InuyashaHanyu
      @InuyashaHanyu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Gandhi

  • @simonwallace2848
    @simonwallace2848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5243

    "Oh, I hate Gandhi."
    "Gandhi murdered my family."
    Laughing so hard it hurts. The delivery of the lines is perfect.

    • @biffin1123
      @biffin1123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      It's Gandhi, not Ghandi.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He nuked everything. so yeah, very likely that Ghandi did murder his parents. :p

    • @duelphantom6065
      @duelphantom6065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's funnier that they clipped back with no pause

    • @lindaakesson8403
      @lindaakesson8403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just think they should overexaggerate culture a little better :)

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kinagrill How stupid are you? The name is "Gandhi."

  • @alphahunter4791
    @alphahunter4791 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3394

    Egypt probably knows what was happening and has it all recorded in their great library.

    • @purpledevilr7463
      @purpledevilr7463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Thus allowing their science to be ignored, thus allowing them to build more.

    • @tiberiuscanineus8705
      @tiberiuscanineus8705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I actually play Egypt in Civ V as my favorite country. This video fully represents my game style. I build all the World Wonders and then I get the most population. Eventually, I get the Science Victory.

    • @artjoms.5999
      @artjoms.5999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm speak Russian best . First i don't understand a joke. But now i got it, and nobody can stop my laugh)

    • @karimtharwat6662
      @karimtharwat6662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As an Egyptian, I agree.

    • @NStripleseven
      @NStripleseven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah....

  • @CalamityDiamond
    @CalamityDiamond 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4904

    "The Egyptians just built things. They didn't seem to know why."

  • @aquatictoaster
    @aquatictoaster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4610

    "Crabs are banned; for some reason".

    • @LordIvor6
      @LordIvor6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Nobody likes crabs, unless you got an itch for the itch.

    • @shboo2703
      @shboo2703 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I agree, they ARE a menace.

    • @yansuki4240
      @yansuki4240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      why they hate crabs again, something to do with religion belief?

    • @steaveraphel
      @steaveraphel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      the ottomans hate crabs no idea why they just do

    • @General12th
      @General12th 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      *I DON'T LIKE THEM!*

  • @nucleargandhi2709
    @nucleargandhi2709 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4704

    "I just need to finish this university, but then I'll make another caravel or something."
    Every single fucking AI ally I've ever had.

    • @aLukepop
      @aLukepop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      You say ai like players won't do that too.

    • @ElvenShot
      @ElvenShot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      Hugh Garmany is why Genghis is best ally. "I just need to finish this Keshik, then I'll build another Keshik or something"

    • @SimonAshworthWood
      @SimonAshworthWood 7 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Heh! "I just need to finish this university, but then I'll make another caravel or something." - That's the way I think when I get dragged into a war that I didn't want.

    • @MrFaorry
      @MrFaorry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Me every single game, even if i started the war.

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      AI: Yes I will declare war on them for 10 turns.
      *And Nothing happens on their side for 10 turns*

  • @sirolaf1588
    @sirolaf1588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6827

    "Russia was deemed the winner, simply because they were no longer around."
    The actual explanation of the science victory

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      And that's why domination only is the best mode in my opinion. It's the only way the game truly feels like it's "Over". That and you actually get to explore late game combat, and civs like Germany and Japan aren't worthless.

    • @M4A1BestGirl
      @M4A1BestGirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @alexdias4319
      @alexdias4319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Who would win the Persian Empire vs The thirteen Colonies

    • @chrisvids184
      @chrisvids184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Otakupatriot117 i at a minimum disable religious vistory lol so i agree

    • @axios4702
      @axios4702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It also makes sense story wise, its the only way not to piss off anyone...

  • @TexboyGamer
    @TexboyGamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5028

    "Crabs are banned for some reason". Subbed for this line

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  7 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      Yes, we did it! Welcome aboard :)

    • @naapurinjorma6634
      @naapurinjorma6634 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I cant tell in this comment how funny it was

    • @patricklenigan4309
      @patricklenigan4309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah# that line made my day

    • @Fireheart1945
      @Fireheart1945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They ARE a menace. :P

    • @ciaranvaille7531
      @ciaranvaille7531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Crabs are people, clams are people!

  • @hadoje1450
    @hadoje1450 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2778

    then, *Ghandi*

    • @williamjones5719
      @williamjones5719 7 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      I hate Ghandi

    • @firepower342
      @firepower342 7 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Ghandi murdered my entire family

    • @hadoje1450
      @hadoje1450 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kek

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Its Funny every time I play British, India Sends wave after wave of warriors against my Redcoats while the Zulus declare war on me and have a peaceful protest near my boarder.

    • @hadoje1450
      @hadoje1450 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *Can someone explain to me why this comment has 211 likes?*

  • @Drakelx55
    @Drakelx55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2612

    "Then... Gandhi"
    Yep, Civ V in a nutshell

    • @MrTreefoz
      @MrTreefoz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The rare times he actually showed up in one of my games, he did nothing. I have never seen nuclear Gandhi in one of my games.

    • @Jeffro2510
      @Jeffro2510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@MrTreefoz Then he either hasnt got acess to uranium OR you play with random personalities because otherwise he has the highest Nuclear rating in the game.If he has a nuke he WILL use it (with his default personality)

    • @elis7849
      @elis7849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@MrTreefoz i was playing a peaceful game with gandhi as a neighbor. I was new and didnt know anything about nuclear gandhi so i declared war on him in the atomic era bc i wanted some resource i guess. Last time i did that.

    • @ZachCremisiSky
      @ZachCremisiSky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@elis7849 all because of a glitch in the original games. They kept it turning him from peacefully to nuclear warlord

    • @brettkane9175
      @brettkane9175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's Civilization in general in a nutshell (though I think they stopped in VI).

  • @Jansay34
    @Jansay34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1379

    "Trade deals became a method of mockery..."
    I finally understand the joke in this sentence. It's because the AI keeps sending unfair trade deal offers all the time (and they kept that tradition in Civ 6).

    • @PatandSylus
      @PatandSylus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      When I play with friends we send trade deals demanding literally everything just to mess with the other players who are losing. And we'll offer like 1 gold for every non capital city or dumb stuff like that.

    • @garret1930
      @garret1930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@PatandSylus i often do useless 1 to 1 trades of iron, marble, horses, etc. Just because.

    • @julymagnus493
      @julymagnus493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The trade deals are probably unfair if you're not liked by whatever leader sent the deal. Otherwise they seem fine to me.

    • @jrex8322
      @jrex8322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@julymagnus493 so if an ai gives me open borders and asks for open borders, horses, iron, truffles, spices and 3gpt its fair. And they were friendly with me at the time so it wasnt that. Its because the trading system is based off percentages and ai usually has horrible reasources

    • @julymagnus493
      @julymagnus493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jrex8322 Oh ok I thought that they offer better deals if you're more friendly with them inversely AI Civs that hate you offer unfair deals. Basically bad deals are the result of your warmongering and grievances. That's not how it works?

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1585

    I like how it it ends with Egypt eating grapes with a whole bunch of wonders in the background. They spent their time building up their civilization instead of fighting a useless war.

    • @zbubbles4126
      @zbubbles4126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Truly, they are the real winners.

    • @BakeCook123
      @BakeCook123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Well they live on there own continent so

    • @blam320
      @blam320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@BakeCook123 I'm pretty sure Egypt also gets a flat bonus on production of Wonders.

    • @alyssinclair8598
      @alyssinclair8598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I mean. Says something a lil deeper, realising all the resources wasted on war could be used to build shithuge buildings

    • @genli5603
      @genli5603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@alyssinclair8598 Impressive buildings are usually built via crushing taxes. Cathedrals, mostly funded through donations, were the exception.

  • @controllerfreak78
    @controllerfreak78 7 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    "Who just has trebuchets lying around"
    the answer is: me. I have trebuchets. All over the place. Not sure why I still have them honestly, it's the atomic era.

    • @exoticcats6119
      @exoticcats6119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      My first round I didn’t know the military actually used up money because I didn’t know which things they would portray more accurately so I was confused at first why I was making like 9 gold per turn

    • @Cobalt57
      @Cobalt57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Atomic trebuchets.

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I have them because on the DS version of Civilization, a decade ago, you couldn’t upgrade your units.
      Not sure you could even disband them either.

    • @firewarrior9999
      @firewarrior9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sometimes I keep them around just in case someone attacks me. My friends and I have had plenty of games where we are using whatever we can.

    • @SHDUStudios
      @SHDUStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @TheTomray94
    @TheTomray94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5787

    did you just connect all of your civ 5 episodes into one universe? that's genius!
    seriously, nice work.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  7 ปีที่แล้ว +630

      Thank you! It was surprisingly easy. Most Civ games must be fundamentally pretty similar.

    • @dakotawilliams507
      @dakotawilliams507 7 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      There's just one question: who owns New Cheeseland? Also, what happened to Greece and Rome?

    • @TheTomray94
      @TheTomray94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dakota Williams were they even in any of the videos?

    • @DexterLolInd
      @DexterLolInd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah, in the scout video.

    • @TheTomray94
      @TheTomray94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Karim Abdel Hamid ok thanks for the info

  • @tacticalochoa1310
    @tacticalochoa1310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    4:04 "I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism." (struggles not to break character) "Space!"

    • @MidnightArcade404
      @MidnightArcade404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fitting

    • @vbscript2
      @vbscript2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Elon Musk, in orbit, waving as you ascend: "Oh, hai! Isn't capitalism great?"

    • @possesedcake5422
      @possesedcake5422 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t think that quote is in there anymore?

    • @tacticalochoa1310
      @tacticalochoa1310 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@possesedcake5422 It never was. I'm referencing Command and Conquer.

    • @possesedcake5422
      @possesedcake5422 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tacticalochoa1310 sorry my bad

  • @Veellinn
    @Veellinn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    "Trade deals became form of mockery."
    No England, I will NOT trade you my copper for one gold per turn and embassy!

  • @labrynianrebel
    @labrynianrebel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1739

    There should have been a joke about countries changing governments to democracy but the Immortal God King/Queen still has absolute power for some reason.

    • @holytiramisu
      @holytiramisu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Maybe they got elected? As their title changed to President when you adopted it.

    • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
      @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      President immortal god king.

    • @user-kj5qy8ip5v
      @user-kj5qy8ip5v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 theres a nice ring to that

    • @quinnsinclair7028
      @quinnsinclair7028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      President Fuhrer King Bradley the third.

    • @user-kj5qy8ip5v
      @user-kj5qy8ip5v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@quinnsinclair7028 you mean immortal president fuhrer king Bradley

  • @plumeater1
    @plumeater1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    "Venice wants to unite the world diplomatically"
    By the use of Money.

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 7 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Narrator: "It seemed like war would go on forever. But then, Ghandi-"
    Ottoman Professor: "Oh I hate Gandhi."
    Swedish Archeologist: "Gandhi murdered my family."

  • @ragzaugustus
    @ragzaugustus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    "THE ONLY PLACE FREE FROM OTTOMAN AGRESSION!"
    "SPAAAAAACCEEEEE"!

    • @battlesevengames9479
      @battlesevengames9479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *Red Alert theme plays*

    • @TheAustronaut03
      @TheAustronaut03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      4:08 THE DESERT OF RUSSIA

    • @maxfieldjoyner5244
      @maxfieldjoyner5244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I love this comment. I can’t not hear it in a Tim Curry voice.

    • @kyleweichert1553
      @kyleweichert1553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m going to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by war
      S P A C E

    • @kingpietro1279
      @kingpietro1279 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i ssee what you did there red alert 3 reference

  • @rustage
    @rustage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6434

    "fight aliens deal with hostile terrain" "that sounds fun but i bet it gets old pretty fast" Nice Civ Beyond Earth Diss haha

    • @tylerorr3851
      @tylerorr3851 7 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      could be alpha centauri. I fucking love that game

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Bit does it get old pretty fast?

    • @plumeater1
      @plumeater1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      No, it's Beyond Earth reference.

    • @cdkumquat4953
      @cdkumquat4953 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I thought more No Man's Sky jab.

    • @jaydendayton786
      @jaydendayton786 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Adam Livneh You is dim(I AM THE KING OF THE CATS SO I SPELLED DIM RIGHT!)

  • @stewy497
    @stewy497 7 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    I like to think that everything that happens in these Civ videos actually happened in a game you guys played.

    • @DrGlickenstine
      @DrGlickenstine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Kyle always plays Egypt and builds. So yes.

    • @kipblass2131
      @kipblass2131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      After playing over 100 games myself, these guys definitely play and some of the quips really give you a little comic sting in the sides because they're so true, they not only happen in games, they happen in A LOT of games. Things like, "oh my friend is at war, this university is a higher priority for me, but after that I guess I'll build a military unit... or something." As well as two nations declare war and then suddenly everyone gets roped into it - they could have gone a step farther with this as 1.) when this happens you often find yourself suddenly at war with someone you've been cooperating with for centuries and had no intention of ever betraying, and 2.) you often find yourself at war with someone you really don't even know, like,"we're at war with Morocco? Who are they again? Oh right! remember that scout that dropped by two millenia ago? Yeah, that's them - he came from a civilization who's still in some part of the map we haven't found yet. Never bothered to talk to them, never traded with them, never had any reason feel one way or the other about them, but I guess we're at war now... with someone we can't even find." And my favorite is the line, "trade deals became a method of mockery." The other civilizations will hate you fast, hard, and forever if you declare wars and take their cities. There's a very specific way to do it where you can sidestep the warmongering penalties, but unless you're very meticulous about it, everyone will hate you, and then one after another they will denounce you which increases the hate, and then when you try to trade with them, they will only give you 1 gold (the basic unit of currency in the game) for everything,

  • @Yes-wp3ry
    @Yes-wp3ry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    First time Gandhi is in your game: "That's pretty cool, maybe he'll make world peace" Every other time Gandhi is in your game: "Oh crap Gandhi's here"

  • @madjacks1177
    @madjacks1177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2417

    *Ghandi to normal people*
    A peace giving humanitarian who fought for the freedom of his country.
    *Ghandi to civilization players*
    A murderous warlord who will always get nukes before you and use them on you.

    • @darkimpulse2829
      @darkimpulse2829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Didn't Ghandi beat his wife/wives?

    • @deidra-v6575
      @deidra-v6575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@darkimpulse2829 Gandhi wrote an autobiography where he mentioned that he dragged her wife out of house by her wrist(when Gandhi was young), and he later said it was his ego as he didn't view her wife as an human being before(due to gender discrimination in India for long time) and he realized it was wrong and corrected himself by letting his ego go and after that time both Gandhi and her wife (kasturba gandhi) lived a happy life in which gandhi treated her equally and respected him alot and remember 1 thing Gandhi did this all when Racism was at it's peak in India, he even abolished cast system (born privileges) and did a lot of things to make Muslims and Hindus respect each other.
      Gandhi wasn't a very bright person from the start(you can see that in his autobiography he wrote) but with time he became the person we know him as of now

    • @swahiliranger1022
      @swahiliranger1022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I have 1200 hours in Civ 5 and I've never been nuked by Gandhi ONCE. I'm starting to feel totally left out of the joke.

    • @crazytankxd5758
      @crazytankxd5758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@swahiliranger1022 It's been a thing since a bug in Civ 1. Basically, every AI leader had a "use nukes" value which would be lowered when taking a certain policy. Gandhi's value was 0, but when it was lowered via policy, it rolled over to 255 (since bits can't go negative; it would default to 10 since it can't go that high). Due to this, Gandhi went from "never use nukes at all ever" to "nuke everything because it's there". The devs, finding the oversight funny, put Gandhi at max nuke value in future titles.

    • @Cobalt57
      @Cobalt57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hank Scorpio is best boss!

  • @harshitshukla
    @harshitshukla 7 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    crabs are banned for some reason ..epic

    • @lite4998
      @lite4998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      harshit shukla crabs not carbs lol

    • @johnnygreenface4195
      @johnnygreenface4195 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gondi called a ban on uranium then as soon as it ended... BOOM HEADSHOT (he nuked me)

    • @leovigild_
      @leovigild_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's because they realized that crabs are people and they deserve rights too.

    • @OverClover
      @OverClover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@leovigild_ Don't forget clams as well

    • @robertagren9360
      @robertagren9360 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pigs are people too

  • @TechnologyWitch
    @TechnologyWitch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2823

    "-the desert of Russia."
    THIS. Every freaking time I play and Russia is involved, they are ALWAYS in a desert. What's up with that? XD

    • @holytiramisu
      @holytiramisu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Mine's tundra, actually.

    • @Walterdecarvalh0100
      @Walterdecarvalh0100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      for me its a industrial desert of mines and revolts.
      looks exactly like soviet russia

    • @Voron2115
      @Voron2115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      pfffff no . Gandi ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    • @timonheidema6837
      @timonheidema6837 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      For me, its actual Russia, ever considered Yet (not) Another Earth Maps Pack?

    • @Adventurerblitz
      @Adventurerblitz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Last time I played Russia on the Earth map I started on the Nile. :D

  • @MessiahComing
    @MessiahComing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    I enjoyed seeing the Statue of Libersea at the end.

    • @warmike
      @warmike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And Pyramids, Big Ben, Parthenon, Taj Mahal, Opera of Sydney and tower of Pisa. Did I miss any?
      Edit: apparently yes. Looks like Notre Dame.

    • @gibiuswrecks5215
      @gibiuswrecks5215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @WarMike_1 But are they built in the water? :P

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WarMike_1 Pretty sure there is Petra behind the pharao’s arm.

  • @violetsnow804
    @violetsnow804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Crabs are banned for some reason." This sentence is such a magnificent summary of Civilization V.

  • @glitchedgod
    @glitchedgod 7 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "...and Venice got caught in the crossfire in every opportunity." Laughed so hard only because the way you guys portrayed Venice is absolutely wonderful.

  • @masterman1001
    @masterman1001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    "Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?"

    • @talltroll7092
      @talltroll7092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @bryan diaz varela Scottish is a form of Gaelic, and Welsh is just a made up language (no, not really, but it is a sufficiently primitive language that they never came up with a word for "brown". Look it up, words for colours is a thing in linguistics)

    • @tadek1842
      @tadek1842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NO, I WOULD NOT BE, *FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING AGREEMENTS*

    • @NcrXnbi
      @NcrXnbi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I need to stop playing Civ V.
      I even heard it with her voice.

    • @fgdbbddhhdhdj1591
      @fgdbbddhhdhdj1591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tall Troll English people never came up with a word for голубой color, so jokes on you, english is primitive

    • @frisianmouve
      @frisianmouve 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @bryan diaz varela Ah subtitles, the reason we're better in English than the Germans with their nachsynchronisieren

  • @xanthman7528
    @xanthman7528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    "I'll just put a city here. What could happen?" - Gustavus Adolphus
    Ah yes, one of the greatest Military Masterminds to ever live. This quote sounds just like him!

  • @varma101
    @varma101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "for many of the world's most prominent civilizations"
    *Video of Texas Capital*
    Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

  • @necrothitude
    @necrothitude 7 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "Crabs are totally banned for some reason, nobody knows why." Pure gold.

  • @charlesajones77
    @charlesajones77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    2:10 What's ironic is that this is pretty much exactly how World War 1 happened.

    • @alialt3156
      @alialt3156 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      charles jones No Ww1 happened when the arch Duke of austria Hungary got assassinated by a Serbian and Serbia refused austria Hungary's treaty

    • @belisauriusfish9406
      @belisauriusfish9406 7 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      Ali Alt3 I think he was referring to the whole "everyone was allies of one side or the other and got dragged into it part"

    • @alialt3156
      @alialt3156 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Cordyceps Helm Oh ok sorry my bad

    • @charlesajones77
      @charlesajones77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah, that's what I meant.

    • @PragmaticAntithesis
      @PragmaticAntithesis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Sigh... The fact that actually happened is even more silly.

  • @Fungamerplays
    @Fungamerplays 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "I hate Ghandi'
    "Ghandi killed my family"
    I died

  • @MCshadr217
    @MCshadr217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Venice got caught in the crossfire at every opportunity".
    This line is actually so brilliant. For people that don't understand, well. Let's just say that Venice enjoys a bloody war, especially a large scale one. Especially being the one who usually funds both sides.

  • @Crick1952
    @Crick1952 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1284

    A very good wrap-up to Civ V. Now onto Civ VI.
    *THE GAME IS DEAD!*
    *LONG LIVE THE GAME!*

    • @JerKKeR
      @JerKKeR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      R.I.P Civilization V, it was a good run...

    • @lucas13flu
      @lucas13flu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It'll take some time until Civ VI is actually good like V still is.

    • @hopop201
      @hopop201 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lucas13flu have you even seen all the pre release gameplay, this is the best Civ game on release.

    • @lucas13flu
      @lucas13flu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Benjy Rabin I'm watching gameplay from the Yogscast Civilization channel mostly. Most people don't like civ games when it's released, I don't think this is going to be an exception. Over the course of months however they seem to fix things with dlcs. I'm just going to wait.

    • @raymondbenjamins5884
      @raymondbenjamins5884 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "THE GAME IS DEAD!
      LONG LIVE THE GAME!"
      Is that a Megadeth reference or just a coincedence?

  • @Wezla
    @Wezla 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2088

    boat Mormons is my favorite on going gag

    • @majorplothole2620
      @majorplothole2620 7 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Man, we're of opposing views then, as I belong to the Holy Church of Denouncing Venice.

    • @williamjones5719
      @williamjones5719 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Come citizen! Join the Brotherhood of Denouncing Venice! We have a war mongering nation backing us!

    • @Wezla
      @Wezla 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      But boat mormonism has mormons in boats... I think.

    • @williamjones5719
      @williamjones5719 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      HA!! Your mormons in boats are no match for our war mongering nation!!!

    • @williamjones5719
      @williamjones5719 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      War! We monger it!

  • @KillerBot5100
    @KillerBot5100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I played a game of Civ 6 with 4 human players (including myself) and 7 AI players. The humans and AI had split into factions of 2 humans and 3 AI each, on pretty much opposite sides of the map, with Gandhi as a divider around a large inland lake region. One of the people on the other faction accidentally started a war with one of my city states, which cascaded into a global war. Gandhi’s land was reduced to ruins, with his formerly 20+ population cities reduced to under 7. It quickly became a stalemate, until my faction discovered nukes. The enemy was surprised when we began to withdraw our troops from the border region over 20 or so turns, until the entire region lit up in nuclear fire, decimating their armies. Our newly upgraded troops rushed through the wastes and gained much ground. A stalemate was again reached at a large mountain range, and D-Day was planned. The naval battle of the Tethys Ocean was the largest I had ever seen, and we hopped from island to island, capturing cities to use as forward operating bases. We would raze cities if they didn’t have a spot for an airfield. D-Day proceeded as planned, and the enemies were reduced to rump states with only one or two small cities each. The Great War had been won.

    • @lucasisofdarkness5423
      @lucasisofdarkness5423 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Facinating

    • @KillerBot5100
      @KillerBot5100 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lucasisofdarkness5423 thank you. Truly the peak of warfare and tactics.

    • @eetuthereindeer6671
      @eetuthereindeer6671 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@KillerBot5100 sorry but its written "Gandhi"

    • @KillerBot5100
      @KillerBot5100 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eetuthereindeer6671 fixed ty

  • @veronicatoothpaste8576
    @veronicatoothpaste8576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Love the jab at beyond earth even though I'm the only person that enjoyed it

    • @alanjavari4067
      @alanjavari4067 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      sure that sounds fun, but I get it gets old pretty fast :)

    • @divergenttardis7378
      @divergenttardis7378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same, though I liked it too :D

  • @ThatVulcan
    @ThatVulcan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Wars:
    Enemy has entire army.
    They lose that army to one Composite bowman owned by me.
    Repeat every era, replacing the composite bowman with it's upgraded counterparts.

    • @MagyarGaben
      @MagyarGaben 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Then... Gandhi

    • @ThatOneKate
      @ThatOneKate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MagyarGaben now its a supercharged bowman

  • @BurntL
    @BurntL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Well, I've learned something today!I'm not sure WHAT I learned but it was definitely something!

    • @786Inferno
      @786Inferno 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      This is basically an entire civ game... settle too close, war is declared, everyone gets involved, war lasts forever, troops become obsolete coz u building troops instead of science, a player who doesnt get involved wins.

    • @wolfgangambrose4241
      @wolfgangambrose4241 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes... I suddenly feel inspired... from that bow the Swedes found... to invent the wheel.

    • @Einari1983
      @Einari1983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You learned: "...then ...Gandhi!"

    • @wolfizee6516
      @wolfizee6516 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah... But for me, i have Machine guns & infantry when they have longbow-man so...
      IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER... XD

    • @sinnerthesinful552
      @sinnerthesinful552 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BurntL Never trust gandhi

  • @Ace_011
    @Ace_011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how Egypt was just perfectly fine the whole time. In the middle of all this war they’re just chilling going “this is fine” as the world burns around them.

  • @krios0086
    @krios0086 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Since noone else cared to say it, Ian's soldier progress is amazing.

  • @RemnantTheCheese
    @RemnantTheCheese 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "Then, Ghandi."
    A summation of the entire series

  • @mchrzestek
    @mchrzestek 7 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Did You play Europa Universalis? Some sketches based on EU4 would be fun :)

    • @Jansay34
      @Jansay34 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      +michrze I second that notion.

    • @5ubbak
      @5ubbak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I don't feel they could do as much prop-based gags due to the EU4 interface being a lot more abstracted. Like, at best, they could dress like the advisor portraits.
      On the other hand, they made the Civ V scientist sketch work so maybe.

    • @ollysmith5447
      @ollysmith5447 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jansay34 I denounce you.

    • @Jansay34
      @Jansay34 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Well I denounce YOU. And ban crabs!

    • @mchrzestek
      @mchrzestek 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Have you heard about Chapel Comic? If not, I recommend you google it. Content of those sketches could be something like that.

  • @dreamlandbuds7710
    @dreamlandbuds7710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    2:59 Fun Fact: The Ghandi nuke joke came from when there was an issue with the AI in Civ II. Even though he had the lowest aggression level initially, however it underflowed into a negative value of 255, the highest aggression level.

    • @maso5451
      @maso5451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Let’s be honest we all knew that already

    • @Wipeout186
      @Wipeout186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Actually it was CIV 1 not CIV 2, in CIV 2 they on purpose put the bug in.
      In CIV 1 if Ghandi was alive when you hit the right age and he gets to pick where to put the "upgrade" points he put them in peace full solutions that lowers his agression from 1 to -1 the game couldn't handle that and changed it to 255.
      But beside that yes.

    • @jacktobias6513
      @jacktobias6513 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, that is a myth spend by some internet trolls that the dev eventually made into the game as feature.

    • @hackr6751
      @hackr6751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The bug was in civ 1. Ghandi would start with an aggression level of 1, then pick a government type (democracy) that would lower the aggression level by 2. Making it wrap around to 255. *out of 10.*

  • @prestonm-f382
    @prestonm-f382 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Yeah this definitely earned a sub.

  • @ihaveagun22
    @ihaveagun22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    as a player of Korea i can safely say i go for the Egypt strategy
    Edit: after watching the video again, i have noticed that sweden founded new cheese land closer to the ottoman city that the game would allow (you cant settle a city within 3 tiles of another, and new cheese land is), so gustav is a hacker

    • @dementation4603
      @dementation4603 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ihaveagun22 i love playing as korea :D

    • @frisianmouve
      @frisianmouve 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Playing Korea is pretty much cheating

    • @robo9031
      @robo9031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The hack is what makes it funny

    • @suokkos
      @suokkos 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frisianmouve , What about Hammurabi? It is pretty much early game advantage vs late game advantage.

    • @frisianmouve
      @frisianmouve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@suokkos Not a fan of early wars, too much other important stuff that needs to be done. If you do want that Atilla is better suited for that with their early game tech and production boost and good unique units

  • @kyleliu6196
    @kyleliu6196 7 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    So all your Civ 5 videos were actually all part of a story leading up to this. How clever!
    Also rip Kebab 2016.

  • @ollieduracell
    @ollieduracell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    just stumbled across this channel. this is superb civ banter :D keep it up

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks! :D Welcome to the channel

  • @Bigfunnyhah
    @Bigfunnyhah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "And then, Gandhi" *nukes go off*
    That.... that totally isn't how I am as Gandhi ( ._.) I... I definitely don't go for world domination, killing foes and allies once they start to annoy me (._. ) I definitely am not nicknamed Gandhi-Hitler by those who play with me

    • @Parelf
      @Parelf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nep

    • @Bigfunnyhah
      @Bigfunnyhah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nep

    • @Parelf
      @Parelf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Bigfunnyhah Nep

    • @ThatOneKate
      @ThatOneKate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me in every hoi4 game i pick an underdog country and dominate everything

    • @darkfoxtrue4774
      @darkfoxtrue4774 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nep

  • @isaacrauschkolb5592
    @isaacrauschkolb5592 7 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Swiss is the adjective for Switzerland, not Sweden

    • @himmlerchungus6625
      @himmlerchungus6625 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      >cheeseland
      >swiss cheese
      >they are the SWISS

    • @BobTheArchmage
      @BobTheArchmage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      But they keep calling them Sweden, and they use the name of the Swedish leader.

    • @hunterthemadman
      @hunterthemadman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      that is the joke, they are in America (Like me) and don't know the difference between half of the European-Nordic area countries

    • @texannationalist5887
      @texannationalist5887 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      europe is too complicated, here in north america we have like 3 countries, and the 3rd one really belongs in south america

    • @methyllithium323
      @methyllithium323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Actually North America's got 3 bigger countries and let's say about 30 others, but they are technically "Central American" and "Caribbean" so I'll give you that point, but they are by no means South American except partly Panama and some very southern Caribbean ones, there are actually quite few countries in South America compared to North America(including the Central American and Caribbean ones), Europe, Africa and Asia.

  • @victoriazilverentant5593
    @victoriazilverentant5593 7 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Am I the only one thats getting really anoyed by the fact that they placed new cheeseland within the 4 tile limit of another city. you cant place a city within 4 tiles of another one

    • @howtpotypo
      @howtpotypo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      New Cheeseland broke the rules because the game decided it's name was too cool

    • @victoriazilverentant5593
      @victoriazilverentant5593 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yeah good point

    • @64bitrobot
      @64bitrobot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      It's only four tiles on a huge sized map. It's 3 on maps that aren't huge.

    • @victoriazilverentant5593
      @victoriazilverentant5593 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Still 2 tiles between the 2 cities i not enough

    • @otocan
      @otocan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, and also they said "within 3 hex of Ottoman empire", when it was actually in the adjacent tile to Ottoman land and within 3 hex of an Ottoman CITY". Fuck, it's good to be able to let that one go.

  • @trenchmccoat273
    @trenchmccoat273 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was my first Door Monster video, and I've loved it ever since.

  • @thescoutpanda
    @thescoutpanda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "crabs are banned for some reason"
    kills me everytime

  • @georgesears934
    @georgesears934 7 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    You accidentally mixed up the Swedes and the Swiss.

    • @labrynianrebel
      @labrynianrebel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Must be using a weird mod

    • @SuperCompany007
      @SuperCompany007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      George Sears That's the joke.

    • @masterman1001
      @masterman1001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I believe it was a joke, regarding how many americans actually do mistake our two countries.

    • @georgesears934
      @georgesears934 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Company007 I'm sorry, Google autocensored your comment because the google autocensor is a worthless piece of garbage. I can't unmute your comment because the system is a broken pile of shit. I'm just responding to let you know that I didn't block your comment or anything like that I appreciate you explaining to my dumbass that it was probably a joke that flew over my tiny head and I'm sorry google is terrible at doing its job.

    • @SuperCompany007
      @SuperCompany007 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      George Sears Haha, ok

  • @DantheDuke_
    @DantheDuke_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I really liked how you mashed up all your civ 5 videos into one. "Crabs were banned for some reason..."

  • @VulcanTrekkie45
    @VulcanTrekkie45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Except for Egypt. They're the real winners."

  • @thonex8787
    @thonex8787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2019 and still awsome how all civ 5 vids have been woven into a complete storyline :D

  • @manooxi327
    @manooxi327 7 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I reckon this is the last Civ 5 video :( a moment of silence for a fantastic game

    • @Wysch
      @Wysch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Nah, Civ 5 will stay very popular, mark my words. At least until one or two huge DLCs for Civ 6 come.

    • @Frisbie147
      @Frisbie147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im watching a youtuber who got early access to civ 6 mind, is still playing civ v

    • @niallreid7664
      @niallreid7664 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Wysch Nope! He was right.

  • @charlesdewitt8087
    @charlesdewitt8087 7 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    Amazing. My wars tend not to last so long solely due to the fact that I win via attrition and out producing my opponents

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The best way to win a war.

    • @lite4998
      @lite4998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Charles Dewitt Switch to a higher difficulty.

    • @charlesdewitt8087
      @charlesdewitt8087 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Denis Safiev That's your default response isn't it? I actually prefer to play multiplayer, since players offer a greater challenge. However I usually play tall... Very, very tall...

    • @zancloufer
      @zancloufer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Between AIs in Civ I find it goes one of two ways: They have their units thrown at eachother for years with no gain, or one of the nations present is a super warmongerer and has like 50 Catapults and just rolls a continent or three.

    • @lite4998
      @lite4998 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charles Dewitt I mostly play multiplayer too. I guess join a group with more skilled players. That's the mp equivalent.

  • @wu1ming9shi
    @wu1ming9shi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Then Ghandi... BOOM!" I laughed so hard at that. XD

    • @vbscript2
      @vbscript2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was fully expecting it just from the set up and still laughed hard. - haha

  • @DiegeticDogma
    @DiegeticDogma 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is such a well done video! Very funny, and a great skit! I love how you tied all your other Civ videos together. Also, Ethan is a fantastic narrator. Well done!

  • @Nuclear_Gandhi
    @Nuclear_Gandhi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Well, I know which Civ I'm going to be in my next game.
    Hail the Pharoh

  • @Adumb_
    @Adumb_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    i love how it links all the other civ videos together.

  • @ChevaliersEmeraude
    @ChevaliersEmeraude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:37 I just realized, that setting of New Cheeseland is impossible!! The game won't let you settle a city that close to another city! In fact I'm pretty sure New Cheeseland couldn't even be built one hexagon to the left of where it was built there. And moving further to the left, well, you can't make a city on a mountain (although now that I say that out loud, that would be really cool!)
    Basically, that whale spot would be too much trouble to get in the real game, without taking into account the war risk it involved! Cheeseland didn't need whales THAT much, did they?

    • @thomasw4422
      @thomasw4422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They really really wanted whales

    • @maglor8157
      @maglor8157 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes they did
      Can you even do anything with wales?

  • @nielsjensen4185
    @nielsjensen4185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "No one knew they were a par of this war, it just sorta happened as they were allied with each other." Oh, so this takes inspiration from how absolutely everyone just sleepwalked into WW1

  • @NoFlu
    @NoFlu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I like that all Civ videos have a lore together.... Hope there'll be videos about Civ 6 too....

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Definitely will be! We all got the game on Friday and have been, uh... researching. Yeah.

    • @vbscript2
      @vbscript2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DoorMonster Did you all get Age of Empire IV for, umm, research yet?

  • @ericvanhoose2379
    @ericvanhoose2379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    >Swiss want whales
    >Gustavus Adolfus

    • @SuperCompany007
      @SuperCompany007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eric Van Hoose That's the joke

    • @alexs.5871
      @alexs.5871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You'd be surprised how often I get asked what Sweden is like after I tell people I'm Swiss xD

    • @douglasp2469
      @douglasp2469 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alex S. Vice Versa for me 😂😢😭

    • @therealx1ras453
      @therealx1ras453 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm pretty sure it's intentional because of the...
      Never mind, I won't explain it.

  • @zittomi983
    @zittomi983 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of the best video I ever seen in TH-cam!
    You collected a new sub from Italy!

  • @marcuswestphal4955
    @marcuswestphal4955 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way this connects all the civ sketches is just wondrous.

  • @yourethatmantis5178
    @yourethatmantis5178 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2088

    I love the jab at the crap that is civilization beyond earth

    • @lite4998
      @lite4998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      You'reThatMantis IKR? Poor Russia is now stuck playing it :/

    • @gksr5593
      @gksr5593 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Do people actually hate that game? I never had much interest in it but it seems like a civ game with a giant skin on it. What's wrong with it?

    • @CanOfNoodles
      @CanOfNoodles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Oh, I thought they were referencing Alpha Centauri.
      My all-time favorite Civ game.

    • @yourethatmantis5178
      @yourethatmantis5178 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Wood5adcmain
      yeah that's what it looks like but its just boring. the music is forgettable, the game lacks any personality or diversity. if you play one game of Civ: beyond earth you've essentially played a million games of Civ: beyond earth.
      the game has 3 victory paths to go down. Purity where you essentially just do what you were supposed to do in the first place, Harmony where you integrate with the planet's flora and fauna, and Supremacy where you turn everyone into cyborgs or robots or something and convince homeworld by way of violence that this way is best for survival. they all are practically the same, all ending with the same thing Civ 5 did with the culture victory prior to the Brave New World expansion as in build a special wonder to win. the only major difference between the three are about 3 or 4 unique units that each one gets. Harmony gets access to the aliens that are essentially this game's barbarians, Supremacy gets Robots, and purity gets space marines that are just different enough from Warhammer 40K to avoid copyright infringement.

    • @spelcheak
      @spelcheak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Harmony, purity and supremacy aren't the victory conditions their more like the ideologies… plus you can have hybrid affinities so there are really 6 of those.

  • @vlekarmy5424
    @vlekarmy5424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    then... ghandi
    BOOOMMMMM

    • @RBermuda1
      @RBermuda1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Stef Maes
      Ghandi murdered my family

    • @MadToxin2876
      @MadToxin2876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hate gandhi

  • @zackburfeindt8480
    @zackburfeindt8480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4 years later and this is still one of my favarotie videos of all time

  • @LabrnMystic
    @LabrnMystic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    very happy to have had someone randomly share your Channel with me. I'm quite entertained and we'll be sharing with my other civilization playing friends. :3

  • @uncleterry7680
    @uncleterry7680 7 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    This video is ottoman property

    • @plaidchickens3271
      @plaidchickens3271 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Nope Sweden found it

    • @somethingfamiliar9776
      @somethingfamiliar9776 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sorry lads...German property now

    • @ahmetilberbektas60
      @ahmetilberbektas60 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Plaid Chickens but Ottomans build it

    • @mxsdrago
      @mxsdrago 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ExecYui make this a meme please

    • @robo9031
      @robo9031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Then... *GANDHI.*

  • @786Inferno
    @786Inferno 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This was brilliant!!!
    1) It tied up all the previous civ sketches into this
    2) Funny yet so true
    Unless you guys are planning on releasing civ 6 sketches a day after its release.. dont think i can handle the wait :(
    What an awesome series!!!
    Nice Job guys

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We might be getting some free copies from Firaxis, so you may not have to wait too long!

  • @Throckmorpheus
    @Throckmorpheus 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the internal consistency from all of your Civ videos

  • @moogamooga2100
    @moogamooga2100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is such a beautiful unification of previous videos.

  • @RVGmetallicasaw
    @RVGmetallicasaw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I wonder... do you guys wanna do any Mount and Blade videos?

    • @Bent773
      @Bent773 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I second this!

    • @marcjasmin6913
      @marcjasmin6913 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nothing is true .. well fuck this just make that video happen

    • @101jir
      @101jir 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This I have to see!

    • @grandimperialmajestyoftheg4704
      @grandimperialmajestyoftheg4704 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Metall they definely should include Harlaus The Feast Loving Butter King

    • @RVGmetallicasaw
      @RVGmetallicasaw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh Harlaus...

  • @CyberSpider35
    @CyberSpider35 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I hope this isn't your last video about Civilization V? They always so funny.

    • @lapisleafuli1817
      @lapisleafuli1817 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      it likely is considering civ 6 is coming out soon

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      But it'll be alright, cause now we'll just do Civ 6 instead!

    • @clairetellkamp6253
      @clairetellkamp6253 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *At world congress* "Why do we look like a mobile app again?"

    • @kryticalhits7385
      @kryticalhits7385 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      YOU HAVE NOT INCLUDED ME!!! WHY!
      Nah, JK.

  • @rollo_linwood
    @rollo_linwood 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best vid of all time! I love your civ videos!!!!

  • @ReySilverskin
    @ReySilverskin ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is still my favorite one of your videos

  • @vitaaa
    @vitaaa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Wow What A Documentary XD

  • @the_real_breeso
    @the_real_breeso 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I wish I lived in New Cheeseland... they had whales... for entire one turn.

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!

  • @LuckyBird551
    @LuckyBird551 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Then... Gandhi."
    I lost it at that part. Laughed for the whole rest of the video.

  • @JerKKeR
    @JerKKeR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Considered that this Video also made a huge review to the previous Civ 5 Vids, using their runnig gags and so on; this Video might be the finale, because Civ 6 is coming soon...
    To be honest, I don't want the Civ 5 Vids to be over, but I really appreciate your great work guys, it's been a very good run, and I enjoyed every second of all of this
    I hope, you'll at least Continue with Civ 6
    Thanks for this, you are amazing

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thanks so much for watching and for the kind words! We'll definitely be continuing with Civ 6, after we've played a few games of course.

  • @lucas13flu
    @lucas13flu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Crabs are banned for some reason". EVERY FUCKING TIME

  • @QQ-fb1ri
    @QQ-fb1ri 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how this strings all the other civ 5 sketches together

  • @RandomHQ433
    @RandomHQ433 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:20 You could say they went "beyond earth"

  • @thegardenofesim1174
    @thegardenofesim1174 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This is your best video yet
    I can watch this over and over and still love it

  • @nathanpeterson8011
    @nathanpeterson8011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Well found this channel a week ago and have officially binge watched every thing. What do I do now

    • @3lit3Sp34k3rHy8rid
      @3lit3Sp34k3rHy8rid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, really. That's why they just need to make _more_.

  • @MasterOfTheBrood
    @MasterOfTheBrood 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone else notice all the iconic buildings behind the Pharaoh? LOL I love how this video basically sums up all of the Civ 5 videos you guys have made. Well Done. I rarely ever add anything to my Favorites, but this is worthy.

  • @captainzac24
    @captainzac24 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is by far your best vid

  • @Peusterokos1
    @Peusterokos1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Then....GHANDI! *nuclear detonation* "
    thats a classic right there when i see one.

  • @TheBluMeeny
    @TheBluMeeny 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:41
    SAVAGE! I shit my pants at that burn!

  • @AweEmperorofChickenKilling
    @AweEmperorofChickenKilling 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been watching some of your civilization videos today and I love how they are all interconnected and share a continuity what with the crabs and whales and religions and Gandhi and whatever else.

  • @teagan_p_999
    @teagan_p_999 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was great! I love this style, and a continuation of the last video I watched! I've always wanted to tell the story of one of my games like that in a review, I hope I will at some point.